12 Oz. Mouse s02e07 Episode Script
Meat Warrior
1 Dude, check it out.
I'm a fireman.
Can I get a lift? Uh, okay.
Which way am I going again? You're goin' to downtown.
Is there a fire there? You want there to be? There could be.
Oh, then you better get in.
Cause I don't know how to work any of this stuff.
Let's go.
And if you don't stop him, he's going to destroy this whole town.
I should be the president.
I am the best.
We were on the same schoolbus, remember? Mmm, this is some good meat.
I haven't had meat like this since the Meat Wars.
Meat against bone.
One more.
There we go.
So, what's going on? We were just watching you sliver across the floor like the begging, broken dog you are.
Bitch.
I didn't ask you, did I? No, you didn't.
But I answered.
I'm trying to talk to the Clock, so if you could shhhhhh your way clear to shutting up - I told him about your little slideshow, and about how boring your car is, and about how dumb you are.
In fact, you're the dumbest one I know.
You're the one who put all the clothes in the closet like an idiot.
That idea was gentoid.
Even your momma liked it.
You know, hanging out with you used to be fun.
What happened to us? Hey, there he goes.
Where do you think he's going? This isn't over.
I'm gonna come up with something, and your square ass is gonna wish I didn't.
Why are we stopping? Watch this.
That's how I get jobs.
Boom! Somebody better call me.
Are you drunk? You're not? Maybe I should drive drunk.
It looks terrifying.
To others.
No way, man.
I'm on this.
Pa-Chk, a-chk, chk, chk.
Ding, ding, ding, dinga, ding.
Oh, man.
I think we hit something.
Ah! My baby! You take the wheel, and I'm gonna sing the song.
Ding-dinga-ding, ding-ding-dinga-ding-ding-ding Oooh! My baby! Oh god.
Oh.
My baby.
EYE thought you were mEYE friend.
Ow.
Right in the eye.
This map just stops at the city boundaries, but we saw that other city when we were up in space.
And this here, looks like a door to some tunnel.
Wonder where that goes.
Wow.
Jumpy little whore.
Hey, I just came from here.
You did? Wait.
I did? Yeah, you did.
Ok, look.
I need to get, I need to get something to wash this beer down with, uh, my alcohol.
If uh, if somebody catches fire, I'm gonna be in here.
So, uh, don't call me.
Or do.
Who cares? What am I gonna do about it? You're my liquor god.
Mmmm, that, that was awesome.
Ow.
Could I get a couple more of these, please? I don't even see you dude, but thank you.
Ah, what? I don't understand a thing you're saying, man.
Do you have any idea what you sound like.
Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh.
That's what you sound like in my head.
And stupid retard.
Man, isn't this cool! Who else do you know who has these jetpacks? No one, that's who! No one but your old buddy Roostre.
There it is.
Down there.
All right, Spider.
We're gonna have to leave these packs down here now, okay? Yeah, man.
I know, I know.
They're great, man.
They're fun as hell.
Spider, we got plenty of time to fly around later, but right now, I gotta show you this.
And everyone thought Corndroid was just a legend.
I knew it was real.
I'm not as easily suckered into things as you are, with your soft little mind.
Of course not.
That's why you chose the Shark.
I have my reasons for that choice, but you seem to like the square.
A square has four points: four rich and interesting points, full of wealth and ambition.
You are merely roundish and soft-fleshed.
I'm not getting into this with you again, and the animal chain is missing.
Well, way to hide it in the most obvious place.
Nice work.
Didn't see that one coming.
There goes that Hand.
Great.
This must be it.
Looks like somebody with a hook might've filed all these serial numbers off.
That's a mystery.
A hooked mystery.
Hi.
My skin is bulletproof.
No way.
Yes way.
Look, have you seen Roostre? I've seen him, but not since the last time I saw him.
I was afraid of that.
H-hey, those are your clothes, aren't they? They sure are.
They sure are all of my clothes.
Look, Roostre's got this other thing, but he needs the Hand to make it work, then we can blow this town apart.
Why does he need that hand? Because, duh, it's his hand.
I'm not going anywhere without all these weapons.
Do you have any weapons? Dagnabit.
I know I put a switch down here somewhere.
Where in the hell is that? Oh, there is it, heh heh.
Right where I put it.
Okay boy, check this out.
That's pretty freaking awesome, isn't it? But here's the bitch of it.
Wrong hand.
Ding-dinga-ding-ding
I'm a fireman.
Can I get a lift? Uh, okay.
Which way am I going again? You're goin' to downtown.
Is there a fire there? You want there to be? There could be.
Oh, then you better get in.
Cause I don't know how to work any of this stuff.
Let's go.
And if you don't stop him, he's going to destroy this whole town.
I should be the president.
I am the best.
We were on the same schoolbus, remember? Mmm, this is some good meat.
I haven't had meat like this since the Meat Wars.
Meat against bone.
One more.
There we go.
So, what's going on? We were just watching you sliver across the floor like the begging, broken dog you are.
Bitch.
I didn't ask you, did I? No, you didn't.
But I answered.
I'm trying to talk to the Clock, so if you could shhhhhh your way clear to shutting up - I told him about your little slideshow, and about how boring your car is, and about how dumb you are.
In fact, you're the dumbest one I know.
You're the one who put all the clothes in the closet like an idiot.
That idea was gentoid.
Even your momma liked it.
You know, hanging out with you used to be fun.
What happened to us? Hey, there he goes.
Where do you think he's going? This isn't over.
I'm gonna come up with something, and your square ass is gonna wish I didn't.
Why are we stopping? Watch this.
That's how I get jobs.
Boom! Somebody better call me.
Are you drunk? You're not? Maybe I should drive drunk.
It looks terrifying.
To others.
No way, man.
I'm on this.
Pa-Chk, a-chk, chk, chk.
Ding, ding, ding, dinga, ding.
Oh, man.
I think we hit something.
Ah! My baby! You take the wheel, and I'm gonna sing the song.
Ding-dinga-ding, ding-ding-dinga-ding-ding-ding Oooh! My baby! Oh god.
Oh.
My baby.
EYE thought you were mEYE friend.
Ow.
Right in the eye.
This map just stops at the city boundaries, but we saw that other city when we were up in space.
And this here, looks like a door to some tunnel.
Wonder where that goes.
Wow.
Jumpy little whore.
Hey, I just came from here.
You did? Wait.
I did? Yeah, you did.
Ok, look.
I need to get, I need to get something to wash this beer down with, uh, my alcohol.
If uh, if somebody catches fire, I'm gonna be in here.
So, uh, don't call me.
Or do.
Who cares? What am I gonna do about it? You're my liquor god.
Mmmm, that, that was awesome.
Ow.
Could I get a couple more of these, please? I don't even see you dude, but thank you.
Ah, what? I don't understand a thing you're saying, man.
Do you have any idea what you sound like.
Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh.
That's what you sound like in my head.
And stupid retard.
Man, isn't this cool! Who else do you know who has these jetpacks? No one, that's who! No one but your old buddy Roostre.
There it is.
Down there.
All right, Spider.
We're gonna have to leave these packs down here now, okay? Yeah, man.
I know, I know.
They're great, man.
They're fun as hell.
Spider, we got plenty of time to fly around later, but right now, I gotta show you this.
And everyone thought Corndroid was just a legend.
I knew it was real.
I'm not as easily suckered into things as you are, with your soft little mind.
Of course not.
That's why you chose the Shark.
I have my reasons for that choice, but you seem to like the square.
A square has four points: four rich and interesting points, full of wealth and ambition.
You are merely roundish and soft-fleshed.
I'm not getting into this with you again, and the animal chain is missing.
Well, way to hide it in the most obvious place.
Nice work.
Didn't see that one coming.
There goes that Hand.
Great.
This must be it.
Looks like somebody with a hook might've filed all these serial numbers off.
That's a mystery.
A hooked mystery.
Hi.
My skin is bulletproof.
No way.
Yes way.
Look, have you seen Roostre? I've seen him, but not since the last time I saw him.
I was afraid of that.
H-hey, those are your clothes, aren't they? They sure are.
They sure are all of my clothes.
Look, Roostre's got this other thing, but he needs the Hand to make it work, then we can blow this town apart.
Why does he need that hand? Because, duh, it's his hand.
I'm not going anywhere without all these weapons.
Do you have any weapons? Dagnabit.
I know I put a switch down here somewhere.
Where in the hell is that? Oh, there is it, heh heh.
Right where I put it.
Okay boy, check this out.
That's pretty freaking awesome, isn't it? But here's the bitch of it.
Wrong hand.
Ding-dinga-ding-ding