7th Heaven s01e07 Episode Script

- Hi.
- Hi.
Most parents don't do that in front of their children.
Your point being? Ashley's coming over to go to Mary's game.
- So? - Mom! - Ashley's very popular.
- But she doesn't like kissing? Sounds like a good role model for you, Luce.
How come you guys get to do that and we have to clean the bathroom? - It's my reward for cutting the grass.
- What do we get? You get to live here for free.
- Simon, what are you doing? - Loading up for the game.
You don't want us to starve to death, do you? Grab the Ding Dongs.
- I want to go to the confession stand.
- It's not confession, it's concession.
- It's too expensive, anyway.
- I have money from the tooth fairy.
Oh, well then, will you buy me snacks, too? - You have to lose your own teeth.
- [DOOR OPENS.]
I washed your car, Mom.
I'll meet you at the game as soon as I finish work.
- Thanks.
- Did he say work? I wasn't going to say anything until I'd done a few weeks, but, what the heck, this is a cake walk.
I've heard that before.
I can't miss with this job.
Tutoring a girl in my English class.
How did I know a girl was involved? - I'm not attracted to her.
- Right.
- Why not? - There's no reason why, I'm just not.
SIMON: I don't believe you.
- I'm not attracted to every woman.
- Yes, you are.
Knock it off.
Even if I were, I can separate business from pleasure.
- How long do you think that'll last? - It'll last.
I need the job.
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
MATT: I'll make it to the game by half-time.
Go, Wildcats! Defence! Defence! Defence! Defence! Defence! Defence! Defence! Defence! OK, here's the thing.
Would you mind not coming to my game? ALL: Who? All of you.
[SHOUTING.]
- Why do you hate me? - I don't hate you.
- You're just not going to the game.
- But why? - Because you make me nervous.
- We never made you nervous before.
Yes, you did, I just never said anything.
It's too hard for me to stay focused out there.
I've got Dad and Matt yelling instructions at me, Mom screaming at the ref and Simon and Ruthie are so loud.
Oh, sure.
The one time I invite Ashley over you spill your guts.
You two don't even like basketball.
Who cares about basketball? Do you know how many boys are at the games? That's my point.
You go back and forth to the concession stand every two minutes and it's distracting.
Do you know how many boys are at the concession stand? - That's it! Get out.
- Come on.
Sports aren't just about sports.
This is our biggest game, and you want me to worry about your social life.
I want to get on Ashley's good side.
You don't get it.
I'm a freshman on the varsity team so some of the older girls resent me.
I have to earn my spot every game if I want to feel part of the team.
Don't you get it? I'm trying to belong too.
But do I get any help from you? No.
- It's not fair.
- Yeah.
I was the loudest person last week.
- Yeah.
- Nobody yells better than me.
Yeah.
If it wasn't for me, they wouldn't have made the final.
- Yeah.
- Quit saying yeah.
OK.
So what are we going to do if we're not going to the game? We aren't gonna do anything.
I'm going to play detective by myself.
I want to play.
I could be the bad guy.
- You make a terrible, terrible bad guy.
- Why? Because you smile too much and you're too easy to catch.
- I won't smile.
- Nope.
I could be your sidetrack.
No, that's sidekick.
- SIMON: OK.
- [GASPS.]
But you have to do everything that I say.
- Deal? - Deal.
Bet you can't wait until you have enough hair to use a blade.
- How come you're in such a good mood? - I'm going to the store with Mom.
I thought she hates shopping with you.
She was so mad about not going to the game she got distracted and said yes.
- The secret to everything is timing.
- That reminds me.
- I'd better go or I'll be late.
- Can I get in there? - Take your shot from top of the key.
- And talk to Corey.
- And relax at the free-throw line.
- You always do better when you relax.
Thanks.
Now, can I please get in here? Too much? - Mom, you have to do something! - About what? Mary.
Talk her into letting me go to the game.
I can't even talk her into letting me go to the game.
What am I going to tell Ashley? She'll be here any minute.
That you're going to keep an eye on Ruthie and Simon while your father and I go to the grocery store.
- Mom! - What? Ashley will never go along with that.
You know, what is so great about Ashley? What is so great about Ashley? She has lots of clothes.
Everybody loves her.
- Well, I don't.
- Everybody that counts.
- It'll only be for an hour.
- [SIGHS.]
Wait a minute.
You never let anyone go grocery shopping with you.
Why now? I'm on the verge of belonging to the coolest group in school.
Because I'm trying to make you unpopular so that we can have more moments alone together like this one.
- Thanks a lot.
- You're welcome.
- Oh, you must be Matt.
- That's right.
Well, I'm Susan's dad.
Give me five, dude! So, my Susan tells me you're a BMOC.
- BMOC? - Big Man On Campus.
Where've you been, kid? I haven't seen Susan this excited in a long time.
I bet she's changed her outfit six times already.
- But I'm just the tutor.
- Of course.
- Hi, Matt.
- Susan.
Told you.
- I'm on my way! - What? I'm on my way! That's what Dick Tracy says.
- Why? - I don't know why, he just says it! - Would you talk into the watch? - What? - Talk into your watch! - OK.
- I'm on my way! - Where are you going? No.
Would you just say that you're right behind me? I'm right behind you.
You don't look like you're going anywhere to me.
- [HAPPY GROANS.]
- [DOORBELL.]
You're not wearing that to the game, are you? Actually, no.
I've got some good news and bad news.
I'm Ashley, I don't get bad news.
OK.
How do you feel about not going to the game? - See ya! - Ashley, wait! Please! My parents will be gone so we can call boys.
What boys? Didn't you want to know if Jimmy's friend Steve liked you? - Yeah.
- I can call Jimmy right now.
- You two mind Lucy while we're gone.
- We will, Dad.
And watch out for the bad guys! So, who's going to be the bad guy? - I don't know yet.
- How about Happy? Nah, Happy's too happy to be a bad guy.
Here you go, guys.
Have a nice Saturday.
[POSTMAN WHISTLES TUNE.]
- Bingo.
- Bingo.
I love bingo.
No, I mean bingo, that's our bad guy.
No, he's our mailman, silly.
Yeah, our mailman who robbed the biggest bank in America.
He's a mailman by day, but he's public enemy number one by night.
Work with me, Ruthie.
Hope you like prison food, pal.
[HAPPY BARKS.]
Beep! Beep! Why'd you do that? - Would you behave? - Sorry.
Do you want to take this list and start over there? - No, I want to be with you.
- OK.
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
- You still upset about Mary's game? - No, why should I be upset? Just asking.
[BARKING.]
- What do you see? - He's doing something? What? - He's doing it again.
- Tell me! What? What? He put the mail in the box.
That's our man! He made the drop.
- What's the drop? - The loot, the goods, the stuff.
- The stash.
- Yeah, that's great, Ruthie! I heard it on Scooby-Doo! So what if I've driven her to 650 practices, huh? So what if I've been a constant source of support to Mary since she was seven? So what if I cleaned her uniform and reminded her to take her vitamins? That's no reason I should be included in her life.
After all I'm only her mother.
From denial to anger and we're not even done shopping.
You're progressing beautifully.
We've hit the mother lode.
- Can you try to act your age? - Hey, Pinwheels! You told me they stopped making these.
Hey, isn't that the kid you got into drug rehab last month? Yeah, that's Terry Daniels.
- I wonder why he's out so soon.
- I don't know.
I don't think he could've cleaned up his life in 30 days.
I really thought he was going to be OK.
I'll see you at home.
- You wanna open your backpack? - What's up? - You want to open up the bag, son? - Yeah, sure.
- Hi, Reverend.
- Hey, Sam.
These impulse items at the end of the aisle are something.
I almost got one of these myself, I almost forgot to put it back.
Did you forget to put this back? Yeah, that's what happened.
The kid forgot.
Anything you say, Reverend.
- Thanks.
- Sure, it could happen to anybody.
Yeah.
- How's your bank shot? - What? Your pool game.
You wanna play a few racks? I mean, unless you're busy.
I've gotta meet somebody.
- When are you meeting him? - Around C'mon, you got time.
So, is Matt coming to the game? No, and neither is anyone else in my family.
- Why? - I told them they couldn't come.
How could you do that? My family just stresses me out too much.
Mary, families live for these games.
Especially your family.
Yeah, I know, but they just drive me crazy.
You know, it's bad luck not to invite your family.
You're going to ruin this for the whole team.
Bad luck? Really? Yeah, everybody knows that.
- Mary, come on.
- I'll be right there.
- [ENGAGED TONE.]
- Come on, Luce, get off the phone.
You're lucky Jimmy Moon likes you, and Steve's his best friend.
- I know.
- Otherwise, I'd be out of here.
I know.
Hello.
Hi, Jimmy, what are you doing? - Nothing, what are you doing? - Nothing.
Want me to ask him? No.
- Hello? - Ask him.
Jimmy, is it true that your friend Stevie likes my friend Ashley? Ashley? Ashley who? The Ashley.
Oh, her.
Well, he thought she was a babe until he talked to her.
- Well, he just listened.
- Because she was so interesting.
No, cos she never shut up.
He hates her now.
Well, you can tell him I hate him too! - What? - You're a moron! Wait, Ashley! What did I do? - Come on, Ashley, don't go! - He's a jerk and so are you! Ashley! Simon? Ruthie? Simon, Ruthie, this isn't funny! - Hi, it's me.
- ANNIE: How's it going? [SIGHS.]
Not well.
How's everything there? Nobody's home.
Do you think they went to the game? No.
She doesn't want anybody there.
- You don't have to remind me.
- Sorry.
I'm probably gonna be a while.
OK.
Well, good luck with Terry, OK? Thanks.
- It's just like old times, huh, Rev? - Yeah, only difference is you're clean.
Right.
- So, how's it been going? - Great.
Everything's great.
Sure is remarkable how fast you got out of rehab.
Yeah.
I mean, only 30 days.
Some patients are still sneaking out to smoke a joint the first month of rehab.
I guess they don't have the self-discipline you have, huh? - Yeah, I guess.
- Hey, Terry, we're set, man.
Later.
Let me guess, Harvard Business School? He's just some goof that hangs out here.
Forget about him.
You walked out of rehab, huh? It wasn't like that.
- The truth.
You still using? - No.
- Terry.
- Come on, give me a break, I'm clean.
I thought we had an agreement.
I'd get you out of juvenile hall, you'd complete a rehab program.
- I didn't need to finish it.
I'm fine.
- No kidding.
Let's call the rehab centre and get their opinion? - Calling me a liar? - You're not telling the truth.
You don't know what you're talking about.
- I know exactly what I'm talking about.
- I don't need this, I'm out of here.
- You need to get back into rehab.
- Just butt out of my life.
Terry! Terry! [WHISTLES TUNE.]
- He's walking again.
- Roger that.
- Where's he going? - He's leaving.
Oopsie.
He's leaving.
Just let him try.
Nobody gets away from Simon Camden, PI.
- He got away.
- Not for long.
We'll go back to base and regroup.
- What's base? - Home.
Don't you know anything? Which way's home? Uh Home? Well, home is Home is um Home is this way.
No, wait.
Home is back this way.
You don't know, do you? Look, I'll find it.
There's really nothing to worry about.
- Are you sure? - Absolutely.
We're lost, aren't we? I want Mommy! Hi, Martha.
I hope you don't mind my dropping by like this.
Is it Terry? He's not hurt or anything? No, he's not hurt, it's just the usual, I'm afraid.
Oh.
Please, come in.
TV ANNOUNCER: Robbins gets a rebound, shoots inside.
Goal! - Hey, Tom.
- Reverend Camden.
Sit down.
We thought about calling you when Terry ran out of rehab, but after all your help getting him in there, we didn't really figure it was fair.
It's just going to take a lot more time and effort than we hoped it would.
He called yesterday and I got frustrated and hung up on him.
It's so hard.
Worse than when we first sent him for treatment.
We just put him out on the street.
I can't believe it.
no better life than a stray dog.
You did what you had to do.
And let's not forget, Terry had a choice here.
- We really tried, Reverend.
- I know you did.
I'm just tired.
It's completely worn me down.
Know what happens to them? The drugs become their family.
He doesn't care about us, all he cares about is getting high.
I can't understand it.
Maybe if we'd just realised what he was doing sooner, maybe if we'd gotten through to him when he was younger.
[SIGHS.]
You know, I never really talked to him.
By the time he was in trouble, I didn't even know who he was.
You know, it's not as if any of us went through this as kids.
Most of us don't have a frame of reference for this until it happens to someone we know.
Maybe we should just tell him to come home.
His counsellor said not to do that, honey.
I guess this is what they called tough love.
It killed us to do it, but they said it could work.
Hey, both of you, you've done everything humanly possible to help him.
You know, the past few days I've done nothing but pray.
Well, that's not nothing.
Shakespeare's so confusing.
Like this part here.
What is Romeo saying? It's simple, he's saying he'd give up anything just to be close to her.
Read it to me.
I'll understand it better.
- You know, maybe you should read it? - No, please, you read it.
Please! "She speaks, yet she says nothing: What of that? See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were the glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek!" - Touch it! - No.
Yes.
Well, here you go.
I'd like to have a word with you, young man.
I think it's time for a little rap session.
Look, Mr Barrett, I know this looks bad.
There's no need to explain.
I know that Susan's an attractive girl.
After all, she looks like her mother.
Mr Barrett, I'm not saying Susan's not attractive, she's very attractive, and I'm sure your wife is attractive, it's just this isn't what I had in mind.
Whoa, chill out, dude.
Look, I know what this is about.
Hormones.
I know about those little devils, how they can get in the way of any man's work.
That's not exactly where I was going with this.
Look, if you two kids promise to behave yourselves, maybe you can keep on tutoring her.
You know, I think we're trying to work out two different things.
So, I quit.
Nobody quits me, boy.
You're fired.
Have it your way.
Simon! Ruthie! Happy! Come on, you guys, where are you? Simon! Happy! Ruthie! ANNOUNCER: Spartans and the Wildcats, set for the tip-off.
Corey, the girl who's guarding me has no defence.
So, if you look for me at the top of the key, I'll be open.
You're the point guard, so it's your call, but I know I can score.
You're right.
I'm the point guard, so I'll make the call.
[WHISTLE.]
- Ruthie, I promise I'll get us home.
- How? I'll figure something out.
- Hey! Stop! Stop! - [HAPPY BARKS.]
[POLICE RADIO.]
- I told you I'd figure something out.
- I don't want to go to jail.
Nobody's going to jail.
- Simon? Ruthie? Is that you? - Yeah! - He's from our church.
- You two are a long way from home.
That's cos we're lost.
Come on.
ANNOUNCER: Here comes Conway leading the charge.
Hi, Mary! Hey, I'm open! Corey's shot just misses.
Spartans with the rebound.
Mom? Dad? Matt? Anybody? Nobody's home.
They probably went to my sister's game.
- They weren't supposed to.
- They went, you know they went.
They probably left behind some evidence.
Want me help you look for clues? Why don't we just take a ride and go check out the gym? [BOTH.]
Yeah! SIMON: Bye, Happy.
I'll tell you how it all turns out.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Party's over.
Put it out.
- I'll catch up with you later, bro.
- Yeah.
- You following me? - I thought you said you were clean.
- It's just pot.
- Just pot? It was just pot that got you kicked out of school.
Yeah, so what? - Pot got you kicked out of rehab.
- That's not true.
Pot made your parents blow their life savings trying to get you straight.
- How do you know that? - I went to see them.
- I told you to stay out of my business.
- It is my business.
Just go back to rehab and finish the programme.
I'll take you, I'll walk in with you, whatever I can.
- Forget it.
- Why? - They're all losers.
- Who's the loser? You're living on the street, and you can't survive out there long.
- I'll survive.
- No, you won't.
You'll get hurt or killed.
I've seen it 1,000 times.
So? You don't care, my parents don't care.
They won't even let me come home.
Terry, the only one who doesn't care about you is you.
Let me help.
I'll take care of myself.
For how long? ANNOUNCER: Elliot takes it herself.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING.]
C'mon, Mare.
Go! Come on, girls.
- Yeah.
Hi.
- I thought I'd find you here.
- Where are the kids? - Around somewhere.
How's Mary doing? She'd be doing better if Corey passed the ball.
What else is new? Go, Mary! - How'd the tutoring go? - You don't want to know.
- Not again? - Can we talk about it later? Mary Camden fires.
[CHEERING.]
Spartans now only by six.
Can we turn on the siren, just for the heck of it? - I don't think so.
- Daddy! - Brought you a present.
- Hi, sweetie.
Dad, we got to ride in the squad car.
It was so cool.
I can see that.
The question is, why were you riding in the squad car? We got lost.
Nobody was at home, so we figured Mom came to the game.
- Thanks.
- Any time.
Hope Mary's team wins.
Watch yourself.
- Bye, Simon.
Bye, Ruthie.
- Thanks again, Sarge.
See you, Sergeant Michaels.
So exactly how did you guys get lost? We followed the mailman.
He's a bank robber.
We were playing detective.
Could we see the game before we get sent to our room forever? Well, I guess we could do that.
I mean, we're already here.
All right! Chrissie Nelson shooting for the Spartans.
I can't believe it.
I told you, it's good luck.
Chrissie Nelson's throw bounces off Come on, Mary! - Come on! - SIMON: Go! Go! Go! Corey! I'm open! Come on.
- She's wide open! - Pass it to her! - Give her the ball! - Pass the ball! Camden steals the ball.
Five seconds left.
Camden puts it back up.
- [BUZZER.]
- Wildcats win! That's it, life's over, I'm dead.
Simon! Ruthie! I've been looking all over for you.
- Where were you? - We went to Mary's game.
What? Wait a minute.
You guys all went to the game without me? Yep, they all went.
You always leave me out of everything.
This isn't fair! Look, Luce, we didn't plan it.
And where were you when Simon and Ruthie took off? - You got us in trouble.
- You got yourself in trouble.
And me.
Never leave this house again unless you're with a grown-up.
Anything else? Not for the moment.
What about me? What's my punishment? The next time you're asked to watch the kids, watch the kids.
- That's it? - That's it.
OK, everybody, upstairs.
Right now.
- What was that? - What was what? We have a deal.
I'm good cop, you're bad cop.
- If we switch roles I need a warning.
- Sorry.
You have to go and punish them.
You can't just let them off the hook.
- You're right.
- What happened with you and Terry? I got a big fat dose of perspective.
Our kids' problems don't seem like problems at all.
It's still important to stick to the rules, otherwise little problems could turn into bigger problems.
OK.
Bad cop's on his way.
- What happened to you? - I filled up the car.
I didn't want to leave it on empty.
- OK, so I got fired again.
- What happened? I'll give it to you straight.
She kissed me and her father walked in.
That's it.
Go ahead, punish him.
Good cop's a lot easier than bad cop.
Sit down.
What do you think your punishment should be? I don't know.
OK, how's this? Your punishment is you're not allowed to take another job for at least a month.
Who are you and what have you done to my dad? One more thing.
Tell me you'll never do drugs.
He's back.
I mean, you won't even experiment with them.
Just promise.
- I've promised that over and over.
- How about once more? OK, I promise.
Don't worry, I have no interest in drugs.
Why is that? It's probably because you're a minister who counsels addicts - and tells me their horror stories.
- I guess I've got a smart son.
Yeah, a smart son who can't hold a job.
Tough day, Dad? The worst.
I can't figure out why some kids do drugs and others don't.
There doesn't seem to be any reason.
According to you, kids do drugs so they can belong to a group.
- They feel like they have to fit in.
- And you? - I'm lucky, I'm a loner.
- What about the rest of the family? Mary's a team player, she has basketball to fit in, and Simon already knows who he is, and Ruthie's five.
- You forgot Lucy.
- No, I didn't.
- She's the one you should worry about.
- Why? Because she always feels left out.
Yep.
You know, you're right.
- You should talk to her.
- I'm on my way.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
If I knew the whole family would show up, - I would have told you to come too.
- Yeah, right.
Just before the game I even changed my mind about everybody coming, but when I called home the phone was busy.
- Sorry, that was me.
- No kidding.
Hi, Dad, is dinner ready? Wait a minute.
Everybody ate at the game, right? I should have known.
- How about if I take you out to dinner? - So you can yell at me in private.
- I'm not going to yell at you.
- I was totally irresponsible.
I'd like to offer to baby-sit every weekend for the next month.
Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
How's that? - Sounds a little extreme.
- Really? If you're offering, I'll take it.
Let's eat.
- The two of us? - You bet.
- Give me a second to change.
- OK.
- Hi, Mom, want some help? - Oh, sure.
But I can't pay you.
That's OK.
Paying jobs don't seem to work for me.
Did Dad ever tell you that he had five jobs his senior year of seminary? - All at once? - No, one after the other.
- He got fired from five jobs? - Well, actually only four.
- He finally found one he could keep.
- Doing what? Working for my dad.
How come parents never mention the bad stuff they've done? They like to wait till you're old enough not to use it during an argument.
So you think I'm old enough? I don't know.
That's why I'm testing you out on Dad's stories first.
RUTHIE: Why didn't we get punished? You're so young.
Mom will make sure Dad punishes us.
- Dad just goofed up, that's all.
- Daddy doesn't goof up.
You're right.
Listen, you guys, I've gotta talk to you.
Wandering the streets without a grown-up is dangerous.
You're lucky you found Sergeant Michaels.
It wasn't luck.
I flagged him down.
I knew we were in trouble.
That was the right thing to do.
But we're still going to get punished? - Yep.
- See.
What do you think your punishment should be? I think that we shouldn't be allowed out of our room all day tomorrow, - not even for church.
- Nice try.
I like church, it makes me feel good.
- You're making this difficult, kid.
- Sorry.
Listen, if anybody ever comes to you and offers you drugs, any kind of drugs, I want you to tell me or your mother immediately.
Dad, you already told us this 100 times.
So I'm telling you again.
Now promise me.
All right, I promise.
What about vitamins? Give her a break, she's five.
Even vitamins.
You can't start too young.
You forgot our punishment, Daddy! Unbelievable.
- [HAPPY WHINES.]
- Oh, Happy, hi.
Oh, nobody fed you, did they? C'mon, girl.
Come with me.
Come here.
Oops, we're out of dog food.
How about a little leftover tuna casserole, huh? Nobody fed you, you got left out of the game, nobody told you never to take drugs.
Listen to me, Hap, if someone walks up to you, offers you something to eat and you don't know what it is, just say no and walk away, OK? This is OK, it's tuna.
Happy, come on, it's OK.
- [HAPPY WHINES.]
- No, this is OK.
Happy.
Happy, it's tuna.
Matt, you're good at this.
What punishment can I give Ruthie and Simon for wandering off the way they did? That's tough.
Ruthie's so cute.
And she reminds me so much of your mother.
And Simon's so funny.
It's so hard to be mad at funny.
Maybe you could ground them for a week.
I don't think so, not unless you two want to be here with them.
I see your point.
But you do want me to punish them, don't you? Yes, I do.
I'm sorry, I can't get back in the groove here.
Did Simon mention they were using your binoculars for their little adventure? - No, is that is that important? - How attached are you to them? - Did they lose them? - Simon put it this way.
He temporarily misplaced them somewhere during the manhunt.
Why don't you make them feel guilty by saying how important they were to you cos your Uncle Sid gave them to you in the seminary to see the sorority Oh, no, I'm sorry, so you could use them when you went bird watching.
- I used to be quite the - Ornithologist? I don't think we have to worry about finding those binoculars.
Nah, I don't do much bird watching anymore anyway.
LUCY: I guess it wasn't very fair of Jimmy but I had to make the call, otherwise Ashley would have never forgiven me or ever talked to me again.
So what I was thinking is, if I can just get Jimmy to call Steve and have Steve call her, she won't feel so bad about what Jimmy said.
It's not like Jimmy really knows or anything.
Him and Steve are best friends but Sorry, hon, you were saying? - Are you looking for someone? - Just the waitress.
I thought I'd get some coffee.
So, where were we? - Jimmy and Steve are best friends, but? - Wow.
You really were listening.
Yeah.
Those guys don't do drugs, do they? You know, like pot? Jimmy? No way.
Or Steve.
I'm glad you brought that up.
There was one guy that Ashley liked and he was this cool guy and a really good dresser, but then she found out he got kicked out of his other school for using pot, so she went up and asked him, I told her to, and he said "So what - Hi.
- Hi.
Late-night television? No, I made it for you.
Thanks.
- Yeah, well, I owe you.
- For what? For not keeping your promise and coming.
And for being the loudest person there.
Well, actually, we never did promise.
And I thought Simon was loudest.
No, Mom.
Nobody is louder than you.
Will you come next week? I wouldn't miss it.
So if Steve calls Ashley back, Jimmy will call me back and I'll call Ashley.
- Hi, Mary.
Where was I? - You'll call Ashley.
Oh, yeah.
If Jimmy can just get him to do it, because Steve's his best friend and you know Ashley.
We've never met, yet I feel I know her.
- Good night, Dad.
- Night, sweetie.
By the way, great game.
Never do drugs.
Sweet dreams.
Good night.
Thanks.
I won't.
Dad and I are concerned about teens and drugs.
Interesting.
Come up and tell what you talked about.
- OK.
Good night, Dad.
- Night, girls.
Hi.
How was dinner? Well, let me put it this way, I learned more about Jimmy Moon than I ever wanted to know.
Case in point, he's ambidextrous.
- That's fascinating.
- Well, that's what I said.
Is there something else on your mind? No, nothing.
The kids are all in their rooms feeling guilty.
I don't think they'll be coming out.
So perhaps we could go to bed early? I don't think I could sleep.
- Well, that's sort of the point.
- [KNOCKING.]
- Sorry.
- That's OK.
- No, answer the door, it's OK.
- Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
I guess you were right.
I am a loser.
You knocked on my door, you're not a loser.
I need your help, Reverend.
Come on in.
We'll start by calling your parents.