7th Heaven s06e14 Episode Script

Hot Pants

Happy Valentine's Day.
I've got a big surprise for you tonight.
Is the surprise better than that? Oh, much.
Really? Hi, is this the Glen Garland Hotel? Hey, I'm coming there tonight.
Can you give me directions? Thanks.
- Hello? - Joy, it's me.
- Hi, me.
- So are we still on for tonight? - Of course we're still on for tonight.
- Great.
Because I have someplace very special to take you.
- Where? - Oh, it's a surprise.
A hotel.
I knew it.
Some things never change.
Are you okay? - No, I'm sick.
- You're faking.
Come on.
Why don't you wanna go to school? Talk to me.
You have to leave.
It's my room.
I need to talk to Lucy, alone.
It's important.
- It's about Robbie.
- Are you ever gonna get over him? That was rude.
I know what Robbie's big Valentine's Day surprise is for Joy.
Hi.
Are you talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you.
- Hi, I'm Maria Davis.
- I know who you are.
That's why I'm a little surprised that you're talking to me.
- Why? - Because you're a senior.
And you're Maria Davis and I'm me.
Yeah, that's why I'm talking to you, because you're you.
Are you going to the school dance tonight? No, actually, I'm kind of grounded for life.
Yeah, I heard about Mike's party.
- Were you there? - No, I don't like Mike.
So are you going to the school dance tonight? Not anymore.
Now, since you're grounded, what can you do tonight? Actually, I volunteered to watch my little brothers for my parents so they could have the night off.
Maybe I could come over and help you.
You mean, come to my house on Valentine's Day to help me babysit? I'll have to ask my parents if that's okay.
Well, I hope they say yes.
Call me.
I've been waiting to talk to you alone.
I know what you're planning for Joy.
I overheard you on the phone.
Listening to my phone conversations? What is wrong with you? What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? I don't know.
Why don't you hang around outside my door, listen in a little bit more and then tell me? You cannot go through with what you have planned.
It's wrong, and you know it.
You hate that I love her, don't you? You are so jealous, you can't even see straight.
I am not jealous.
When you chose Wilson over me, I was lonely and hurt, and I never thought I'd get over you.
But I did, and then I found Joy.
Look, I'm sorry Wilson broke up with you.
But we're not gonna get back together.
We're over.
You need to understand that even if there wasn't a Joy, there still wouldn't be a you and me.
Joy's my future.
You're my past.
So are you ready to tell me why you didn't wanna go to school today? Oh.
Just a second.
Ahem.
Hello? What are you wearing? - Eric? - Yeah, it's me.
So What are you wearing? What do you mean, what am I wearing? I mean, what are you wearing? - I'm wearing my clothes.
- What kind of clothes? The same clothes you saw me in this morning.
Well, don't you wanna take off your sweater? No, I'm cold.
Are you okay? You sound strange.
- I'm sick.
- You're sick? Yeah, I'm lovesick for you, baby.
"Baby"? If you don't wanna play my game, would you at least tell me what your big surprise is for tonight? I'm dying to know.
You'll have to wait.
Ruthie, don't you wanna talk? Not anymore.
How long have you been standing there? Well, let's just say I've heard enough to embarrass you for several lifetimes.
Okay, I need to ask you a question.
And it would help me if when you answered my question, you didn't use your sexy voice.
What's your question? Why did I break up with Cheryl? And Heather? And Shana? And every other great woman I've ever been out with? Still can't get a date, huh? So you wish to seek the truth about your love life, eh? No.
I want you to tell me what the truth is.
Well, unfortunately, I think you need to figure this one out for yourself.
But I don't know where to start.
Why not start with the last great woman you went out with? - Cheryl? - With any luck, she's having a bad Valentine's Day too.
Hm.
Lucy.
- What are you doing here? - I have a few days off from school.
I was visiting a friend who's in the music department.
You took a few days off to visit a friend in the music department? Oh, and I got some unfinished business to take care of.
Jeremy, it's an engagement ring, not a boomerang.
You weren't supposed to bring it back unless Oh, come on, don't do this to me.
Not on Valentine's Day.
Not on a Valentine's Day that I don't have a date for.
Don't do this, please.
We cannot get back together again.
I mean, it's over.
We're over.
Why do you always think I wanna get back together? I told the jeweller who sold me the ring what happened with us, and he said that if I brought it back, he'd work something out.
So we almost got married, but if I hadn't run into you today, you wouldn't have come by to see me? Well, you know what? Let's not think about that.
I mean, you're here, and I'm here.
Do you wanna go out tonight? Because I've already told you I don't have any plans.
I do.
I'm meeting a friend at the pool hall.
And I'd invite you along, but I don't think you'd be comfortable with this particular friend.
I'll see you around.
Thanks for meeting me on such short notice.
I have to say I was a little surprised to hear from you.
On the phone, you said it was important.
It is.
I shouldn't tell you what I'm going to tell you, but I was in the same position you are in just two years ago.
It would've been nice if someone had told me what I'm going to tell you.
I'm sorry, you're making absolutely no sense.
Which, I have to say, Robbie says you do a lot.
Robbie's planning on taking you to a hotel.
He's going to try to sleep with you.
And two years ago, he tried the exact same thing with me.
Sorry.
Oh! Okay, well, get out of here.
I don't know about you, but I've got a date.
Here we go again.
Okay, bring your dishes to the kitchen.
I'm gonna go change, and then I'm gonna pick up Joy.
- You and Joy are still going out? - Joy told me about your meeting.
You'll be sad to know that instead of breaking us up, you just brought us closer together.
Mary and I are going out, okay? Bye.
Have fun.
Wait, what are we doing? You drive, I'll explain.
Let's go.
I'll take the boys upstairs.
But first I wanted to ask you something.
It's a favour.
This girl from my school, Maria, she offered to come and help me babysit.
Now, I know I'm grounded, but she's really cute.
And technically, if she comes over here, then I'm not going out, right? Oh, please.
Just give me tonight.
And then you can add many years onto my sentence.
I really think I might have a future with her.
Please? - All right.
- I love you.
Oh, that's nice, but let's keep things parentally guided with your friend.
No making out.
Oh, yeah.
No problem.
I barely even know Maria.
I'm hoping to get to know her tonight.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Oh, here.
Yeah.
- I guess I'll take off now.
- You have a date? I'm hoping to have a date with destiny.
Destiny? I think Matt's gonna see Cheryl tonight.
They're gonna get back together? It's Valentine's Day, anything's possible.
We're alone.
Well, in a house with seven kids, we're as alone as we're ever gonna get.
And speaking of our seven kids, how's Ruthie? Well, she did start talking to me, then she spent the day in her room.
So I'm sure when she's ready to talk, she'll talk.
Well, I guess I'm gonna go get cleaned up and changed and then give you your Valentine's surprise.
When you're ready, meet me in the backyard, because I got a little surprise of my own for you.
Matt, can I talk to you about something? Well, is it important? Kind of.
Well, can we talk later tonight? - Where are you going? - Oh, I'm going to see Cheryl.
- Are you getting back together? - I don't know.
I've been looking for her all day, and someone told me she'd be home.
- So we'll talk later? - Sure, whatever.
Oh, you're the best.
Wish me luck.
Hey.
You okay? You wanna tell me why you didn't wanna go to school today? Okay, well, help me set this stuff up for Mom and we'll talk.
I don't wanna help you set up anything for Mom.
I just wanna talk.
Why won't anyone talk to me? Why? I'll tell you why, it's this stinking holiday.
I hate Valentine's Day.
I hate it.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to help me, we'll just talk.
Too late.
Don't follow me.
I can't believe you talked me into coming out dateless on Valentine's Day, just so you could spy on your ex-fiancé.
I thought you were over him.
Well, surprise, I'm not.
I just wanna see what kind of woman he replaced me with, then we can go.
How do you know he's meeting a woman? - I just know.
- Well, what if he sees you? I'm stealth, I'm a cat, he won't see me.
Lucy? What are you doing here? We're waiting for our dates.
The dates we have tonight.
Here.
When I saw you earlier, you said you didn't have a date for tonight.
Yes, I didn't.
But then I got one.
- Who is it? - He's He's He's Mary's friend.
Go find our dates.
Well, since you're here, do you wanna see who I'm meeting? Okay.
Sure.
Since I've got time since my date isn't here yet.
Mike? Hey, Lucy.
What are you doing here? I'm waiting for my date.
You can wait with us.
I'm waiting for my girlfriend, she's late.
- I heard you were dating someone.
- Almost a year now.
So, hey, when your date gets here, why don't you join us? Oh.
Sure.
Okay, why not? - Oh, but Jeremy doesn't have a date.
- He does, my girlfriend fixed him up.
Hey.
This is Jeremy, my friend from New York.
And Jeremy, this is my friend Amber.
Very nice to meet you.
- And who are you? - Lucy.
I'm Lucy Camden.
I'm sure Mike's told you about me.
No.
Why would he? Uh, we used to date.
So? Lucy's gonna wait with us until her date gets here.
Why? - Wow, you got here fast.
- Yeah.
- Where are your parents? - Out back.
Anyone else at home? My little brothers in the living room, my younger sister's upstairs, and Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh Heh-heh.
Almost, almost, almost.
Here we go.
- Ta-da! Ohh.
Are those the emergency candles? And my flowers.
Happy Valentine's Day.
This is the sweetest, most pathetic thing you've ever done.
- Aw, shucks.
- Ohh.
Well, shouldn't we go inside? I mean, it's February, it's cold.
Well - Out here we're alone.
- Oh, thanks.
- In there, not so alone.
- Alone.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
So? What's your big surprise? I really would have thought you would've guessed.
Haven't you noticed how much happier I've been in the last two weeks? I went to the doctor.
I started hormone-replacement therapy.
And I feel great.
My energy is back and I am happy, really happy.
You took hormones for me? I took hormones for me.
Okay, whatever.
You're happy again, that's all that matters.
Okay, I have to admit I I had noticed that you've been a little easier to be around lately.
I mean Well, you know what I mean.
You have to know or you wouldn't have gone on hormones.
Boy, this is the best gift you could ever have gotten for me.
I love you.
Wait.
Hey.
Annie.
Wait, come on.
Please.
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Daddy.
Okay.
Come on.
Mm.
Wait, did you hear something? You talk too much.
What are you doing here? Seeking the truth.
I've been looking for you.
Can I come in? Now's not such a good time.
You really should have called.
What? Do you have a guy in there? You really should have called.
No, I shouldn't have come.
Sorry.
Have a nice Valentine's Day.
I'll be right back.
Matt, stop.
Look, I'm sorry about all this.
But I You have nothing to be sorry about.
I just shouldn't have come.
It was stupid.
So why did you come? Valentine's Day? I just wanted to figure out why we weren't together anymore.
I don't understand why I keep letting great women slip through my fingers.
I mean, you could have been the one.
You should have been the one.
I should have never let you go.
I'm not the one.
Or at least I'm not your one.
Come on, you know we don't belong together.
Yeah, but if not you, who? Who do I belong with? I don't know.
I just know it's not me.
I'm sorry.
Another Coke, please.
Mary.
Wow, Corey, it's been a couple of years.
It's great to see you.
When you find out who I'm here with, you might not be so happy to see me.
What the? - Wilson? - Hi, Mary.
I'm sorry I'm late, but I had to go to three different flower shops to find red roses.
You shouldn't have.
You should save your money.
You don't need to give me expensive flowers.
I know you love me.
Come on.
Mm.
What if your dad walks in? I have a Valentine's surprise for you too.
My parents took my little brother to my aunt's and they won't be back till tomorrow.
My dad knew we were going out.
But he trusted you and he said that I could stay home.
What about your butler? He went to his sister's house and he won't be back for a couple of days.
So we're We're all alone? You're on scholarship.
You work two jobs.
You don't have to take me to a hotel so we can be together.
We can be together here.
- Wha? - It's okay.
And when you say "be together," you mean? I'm not ready to be with you like that.
But after thinking about us all day, I realise I am ready to be a little more serious with you.
And by serious, you mean? My parents are gone for the night.
We have the house to ourselves.
Let's just see what happens.
So tell me again why you're in Glenoak.
Well, about a month after you left Buffalo, I got laid off from my job.
I told my dad and he said he had work for me here.
And I missed Grandma and Grandpa.
And I just wanted to come home.
Can Billy and I get another pitcher of soda? Sure.
They are so cute together.
- Yeah.
- And Billy, he is so protective of her.
It's like they're instant brother and sister.
Okay.
So how did you two end up together? We were sitting next to each other on a plane.
A flight to Glenoak.
Is that fate or what? You mean this weekend? I've been back since Christmas.
I knew I'd eventually bump into you, I just didn't think it'd be Valentine's Day.
Wilson and I didn't know how to tell you.
Well, for future reference, this really isn't such a good way.
Yeah.
Um, did you move back to Glenoak? No, not yet.
I'm still in school back east.
But tomorrow is my mother's birthday, so I took a few days off from school.
And I'm glad she took a few days off, because I missed her.
Oh, I missed you too.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Boy, Lucy, your date sure is late.
You don't have a date, do you, Lucy? You don't, do you? You just came here tonight to spy on me.
To see who I was meeting, because you're not over me.
Right? That's why you always think that we're gonna get back together.
I have a date.
I don't think she has a date.
I don't think she has a date either.
Why don't you go back to discussing your blow-dry techniques? Really, it's quite stimulating.
Look, Luce, maybe you should just call your date and see where he is.
Or maybe you should just admit that you're spying on me and go home.
Were you this mean when we were engaged? Were you psychotic when we were engaged? Maybe I was.
And maybe it was your pot-smoking parents that drove me to it.
Don't talk about my parents that way.
Don't talk about me the way you're talking about me.
Okay, guys come on.
Just let's - Shut up.
- Shut up.
My parents were not to blame for our breakup.
Well, then tell me who to blame I mean, who to thank for our breakup.
- You.
- I wish I never met you.
I'm going to the restroom now, you shouldn't wait for me.
No, Mike, it's okay.
You, I regret not dating.
Him, I am very thankful to be free of.
Happy Valentine's Day to you all.
She really is psychotic.
I don't know what I wanna do first, throw up or scream.
- Was that Wilson you were talking to? - Yes.
He's dating Corey.
Wait, basketball Corey? With the daughter? I'm so glad you dragged me out.
I couldn't have gotten this humiliation at home.
- Oh, shut up.
- Oh, you shut up.
So, what's going on with Jeremy? Oh, well, you know, he's on a blind date with a supermodel.
Well, at least you know who he replaced you with.
Oh, thanks.
That helps.
Oh, and Mike Pierce is here too.
He's dating a supermodel also.
Apparently, there must be some sort of teen supermodel surplus in Glenoak.
- We should just leave.
- We can't.
- Why? - Well, I'm waiting for my date.
Hello, stupid, you don't have a date.
Yeah, but if I leave before Jeremy and Mike leave, then Jeremy will know that.
I won't give him that satisfaction.
No, but you'll hang out in the restroom all night? Exactly.
Robbie? Are you okay? You've been in there for a long time.
Yeah.
I'll be out in a second.
So you wanna go upstairs to my room? We should talk.
There's been a misunderstanding.
I don't know why Mary thought what she thought, but my Valentine's Day surprise for you is not us sleeping together.
But you wanted to take me to a hotel.
Yeah, but not so we could have You know.
I told you I didn't wanna be with you like that anyway.
We could still go upstairs and, I don't know, make out.
I don't wanna make out.
Okay, I do wanna make out.
But we're alone.
And I don't think I could trust myself to stop.
So why don't we just go to the hotel? - But I thought you loved me.
- I do.
But what? You just loved your other girlfriends more? Really, I wanna understand.
You lived with Cheryl, you wanted to sleep with Mary.
But me, you don't even wanna make out with me.
- I love you.
- Yeah.
But you must have loved them more, because you wanted to be with them.
And you apparently don't wanna be with me.
Um, the boys are asleep.
I know.
I put them to bed myself, thank you.
So how's your Valentine's Day going? Your mother dumped a glass of wine on me and then locked me out of the bedroom.
Well, that's one way to celebrate.
But you seem to be having a good night.
I'm sorry about the make-out thing, but she is an animal.
But she's really sweet too.
From what I saw of her when she was on top of you, she seemed quite lovely.
I'm gonna go upstairs and see if your mother will let me in our room.
Try begging.
- Thanks for the tip.
- Anytime.
Are you okay? The one day I needed you people.
The one day I need relationship advice, is anyone there for me? No.
Relationship advice? Not that you care, but I was supposed to go to my friend Kim's Valentine's Day party tonight.
But you didn't wanna go and that's why you said you were sick today? I asked this boy, Frank, to go with me.
I only did it because Kim dared me to.
He said yes, then later he told me he was going with Kim.
It was all some big joke that Kim thought would be funny.
Well, ha-ha, tomorrow I'm dead meat.
Kim's gonna know that I wasn't really sick today.
She's gonna know that I was too chicken to go to her party alone.
So you see, if I don't show up at her party with a date, I'll never live it down.
And where am I gonna get a date now? I wish I was 10 again.
I was happy when I was 10.
I just bared my soul and your response is nothing? I shouldn't have told you.
You can't help me.
No one can help me.
I'll have to go to school tomorrow and be embarrassed for the rest of my life.
Thanks for nothing.
I'm lonely.
What's wrong? It's my little sister.
She needs a date for a party.
You wouldn't happen to know any cute What about my brother, Jake? Have I told you how much I like you? First my sister, and then more of that.
A lot more of that.
Come on, I have to ask my dad if you and your brother can take Ruthie and me to a party.
Matt, what are you doing? You've been parked outside my house for a long time now.
The last time you were parked outside my house, you were trying to get back together with Heather.
And if memory serves me right, you actually ran away and tried to get married.
So are you here for Heather? Why? Why are you doing this? You know you and Heather aren't meant for each other.
No matter how much you feel for one another, she's not the one for you.
And you're not the one for her.
Maybe you're wrong.
Heather wasn't the one for me a year or two ago, but maybe she's what I need right now.
What you need is to move on.
Don't get me wrong, I think you're great.
But I know that if you get back with my daughter, it's just gonna mean pain for both of you.
I've been doing a lot of thinking about all my past relationships and And you're lonely.
I understand.
But, please, think before you act.
I don't want Heather to get hurt.
You may be able to convince her that the two of you belong together, but it's just not going to last.
If the two of you were meant to be together, you'd be married right now.
- Can I talk to her? - You think she's the love of your life, and you've forgotten she moved to New York in December? Yeah.
Look, I just wanna talk to her.
Actually, I have to talk to her.
So are you gonna give me her number, or are you gonna make me call every person in New York? Because you can't stop me from talking to her.
Joy, come out of there, please.
Joy, Joy, Joy.
Why can't you see that I don't wanna be with you not because I don't love you, but because I do love you? I've been with a few women.
I've tried to be with a lot of other women.
But you, you are so different.
You should know that I don't wanna be with you until you're my wife.
And that's something I'm not willing to negotiate.
Because you and I both know that making out here alone is a bad idea.
Because you know and I know that once we get started, because we love each other so much, we might not wanna stop.
So I'm sorry if tonight was a big disappointment for you.
I'm sorry if I disappointed you.
Well, I'm not disappointed.
I am surprised, though.
Miss Reyes, come out of the bathroom.
What are you doing here? Why aren't you at your sister's? I forgot something.
I forgot how much I detest my sister's children.
How much of that did you hear? Oh, I heard it all.
I'm in trouble, aren't I? How can you be in trouble? He works for you.
I work for Mr.
Reyes.
Oh, then I'm in trouble.
Fantastic.
Happy Valentine's Day to me.
This was a mistake.
No, you had to come to this party.
Your future in school depends on it.
- I hope you're right.
- I'm right, trust me.
Hi, Ruthie.
Hi, Kim.
Frank.
I can't believe you came.
I can't believe you brought your brother.
You would have been better off just not showing up, because you are never gonna live this down.
I didn't come here with Ruthie.
I brought Ruthie.
That's who Ruthie brought.
We had to park around the block.
Sorry.
And who are you people? Maria's with me.
And I'm with Ruthie.
Do you wanna dance? I love this song.
This isn't a dance.
It's a party.
So what? I said it's a party, not a dance.
It's not a dance.
Like we care what you think.
Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.
Now it is.
So, what are you doing this weekend? Going out with you.
If you ask me to dance, I'm gonna kill you.
Don't worry, you're not my type.
It's funny, I really think leaving us is the best thing that ever happened to these guys.
I mean, look how happy they are.
And look how miserable we are.
We have tortured ourselves enough.
It's time to go.
What's going on? I thought you kicked Robbie out.
Oh, Mr.
Palmer and I have come to an agreement.
He will keep his hands off you, and I will not have him killed.
And I won't tell your father about tonight.
And Mister Mister I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
- It's Mister.
- Just Mister? Yes, just Mister.
So Mister is gonna let you come out with me so I can give you the Valentine's Day surprise I wanted to give you tonight.
So you're not gonna tell on me? Well, technically, thanks to Mr.
Palmer, you really weren't doing anything.
Let's just keep it that way.
I'll have her home in a couple hours.
That killing thing, just a joke, right? Oh, the butler would never kill anybody.
Right? Hello? - Hello? - Shana? - Matt? - I'm sorry, I must have misdialled.
How about all the other times you called and hung up on me? I've got caller ID, I know when you've called.
Well, I've been trying to work up the courage to talk to you.
Why do you need to work up the courage? Why can't you just talk? We're still friends, right? If you need to talk, we can talk.
Okay, well, since I have you on the phone, can I ask you a question? Sure.
Why did we break up? Having a rough Valentine's Day? Can you just answer the question? We broke up because I fell in love with someone else.
- Yeah, how is Brett? - Engaged.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He's engaged to me.
We're getting married next year.
- So who were you trying to call? - My old girlfriend Heather.
I got her phone number from her mother.
She just moved to New York.
- I know.
- You know Heather? You didn't misdial.
Heather's my new roommate.
- What? - When Heather knew she was moving, she called me and asked if I knew of any cheap apartments for rent.
Brett and I were looking for a new roommate, so Look, can you tell her I'm on the phone and then translate for us? I need to talk to her.
Well, she's not here.
She's on a date.
Okay.
Look, I'm gonna just hang up now.
What? Are you calling every girlfriend you've ever had to figure out why you're alone? Maybe.
Do yourself a favour and stop looking for the future in the past.
The great love of your life is out there somewhere just waiting for you to find her.
And you're never gonna find her if you're stuck in the past with me and Heather and all the rest of the women you've dated.
Thanks.
So boldly go forward and find the woman of your dreams.
You know what? When you find her, she's gonna be one lucky woman, because you are one great guy.
- Thanks.
- Don't mention it.
- Good night.
- Bye.
As Kitty is my witness, I will never have another Valentine's Day like this again.
- I'm sorry.
- Me too.
- You didn't do anything.
- I didn't? No.
Look, I know that I've been difficult to live with.
I've been unpredictable and nutty and unhappy and a whole lot of other things.
So when you said what you said to me tonight about how I'm sometimes difficult to live with, it reminded me of how badly I've treated you since all this change stuff started.
And I just got so upset with myself.
You haven't treated me so badly.
Okay, sometimes it was bad.
But I know you love me.
Oh, I do.
It's why I started taking hormones.
And I lied.
I didn't do it just for me.
I did it for us.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I was silly to think that we could get to our future without dealing with our past.
So can we start over? Tonight? Right now? I think we just did.
I wonder how Simon and Ruthie are doing.
Oh, I feel so badly.
She needed to talk to one of us, and nobody was there for her.
Simon was there for her.
Not that it matters, but what I'm doing with you tonight I never did with Mary.
- Hey.
- You're late.
I was expecting you hours ago.
Yeah, we ran into a few problems.
And what's going on? Mom, this is Joy.
Joy, this is Mom.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So that's your big surprise.
I'm just in town for one night.
But Robbie insisted that I meet you.
He's never done that before.
You must be very special.
She is.
I love her.
Ma, go get your coat.
We'll all go out and get some coffee.
Okay.
So why is your mom in town? She's just picking up some medical records.
I might be going to Florida more often.
Is she okay? Is it something serious? They don't know.
I know you'll take great care of her.
Meeting your mom is the best surprise you could have ever given me.
I love you.
I really do.
Happy Valentine's Day.

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