Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s01e04 Episode Script
Tree Trunks
[mouse squeaks .]
[penguins chirp.]
[all cheering.]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [Finn and Jake cheering.]
- Yah! - [screams.]
Whoo, swords! Yeah, swords! Swords! Whoo! Oh, men and their swords.
You boys stop horsing around with my apples.
BOTH: Aw, Tree Trunks.
Now, come on on over.
l baked y'all an apple pie.
- JAKE: Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! - FlNN: Whoo! Apple pie! l'm gonna eat it all before you even get there! Noooooo! [humming.]
Apple pie.
- Don't let him eat it all! - [laughs.]
Now, you boys behave yourselves and sit down.
Ohh! Shoo, fly! Get off my apple pie! Ugh! A fly landed on my pie.
That's no good.
Bye-bye.
Why are you throwing the pie away?! BOTH: Ugh! Flies wanted it, they can have it.
[oven bell dings.]
Anyways, don't y'all worry, 'cause a new pie's coming in a wag of a lamby's tail.
BOTH: New pie? Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Pie! Yeah! Here ya are.
- Whoa! Come on.
Go ahead.
[both munching loudly.]
What'd ya think? Best apple pie ever! Oh, Jake.
Thank you, but that isn't the best apple pie.
What are you talking about, Tree Trunks? What could be better than your apple pie? You ate all the pie.
Finn, what would you do if you could do anything? Anything? Well, l'd catch a shooting star and travel to outer space and fight space monsters.
l'd carve my face on the moon so the moon would look like my face.
What would you do, Tree Trunks? l would go pick an apple.
Lame.
[smack!.]
l-l'm sorry.
l-l mean, it's just that you pick apples every day.
This apple ain't like the apples that l pick.
They say it's the apple of apples, rarest kind of all.
Legends call it the crystal gem apple.
Ugh! - That sounds awesome! - Where is it? l heard that it grows in the deepest end of the evil dark forest.
Whoo! Tree Trunks, you got to go pick that apple.
Yeah! What? Me? Oh, no.
l'm just a cute little elephant.
l'm not cut out for adventuring.
Tree Trunks, this is your dream.
Think about eating that apple with your own mouth.
Or your trunk! lmagine the flavor.
And your satisfied face! Really? You think l can handle the scary dark forest? Yeah! And we'll help you.
We love you, Tree Trunks.
Okay, l'll do it.
Call me Adventurer Tree Trunk.
Yeah! Tree Trunks! l love being so high up from the ground.
[chuckles.]
Psst.
l could take you even higher on my shoulders, Tree Trunks.
No, Jake.
She has a weak heart.
Oh, yeah.
Ew! Why is this ground all squishy? Whatever it is, l'm liking it! Oh, yeah! l want to try.
Okay.
l'm cool with letting you do whatever you want.
[laughs.]
lt's like some cookie dough.
[growls.]
Oh.
Hello, there.
Huh? Uh, Tree Trunks, stay away from that.
BOTH: Aah! Aah! Unh! Ugh! You're gonna get it, wall of flesh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yu-u-u-h! An eye.
And a mouth.
Well, l think l've got the perfect thing for him or her.
Stickers! - [gasps.]
Careful, Tree Trunks.
This thing is evil.
Here's a rainbow sticker.
[growls.]
And here's a scratch-and-sniff sticker, smells just like a pickle.
Oh.
And this one's a holographic unicorn.
But it doesn't have a horn.
Oh! Now, what you doin'? Huh? Tree Trunks! You better stay in that tree, baby! Tree Trunks, were you putting stickers on that evil monster? - Yes.
l-l thought it needed some tender love and affection.
Oh! What a pretty butterfly.
[laughs.]
Tree Trunks? [sighs.]
Jake, l just realized that Tree Trunks is old and bonkers.
We can't take her through that evil dark forest.
Ah, she'll be fine.
Everything's fine.
- But the monsters.
- lt's fine.
lt's fine! Are you sure? 'Cause she has zero adventurer training.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
lt's fine.
She'll be fine.
l-l-lt's fine.
lt's fine.
lt's fine.
[laughs.]
Maybe it ls fine.
Tree Trunks? Where'd she go? FlNN: Tree Trunks? TREE TRUNKS: [laughs.]
Oh! [signposts growling.]
We got to find her, Jake.
Tree Trunks! Where are you, Tree Trunks? And here's your teacup, and here's my teacup.
BOTH: Tree Trunks? [both gasp.]
And here's your sandwich.
- [growls.]
Oops, you dropped it.
Tree Trunks! Run! Oh, hey, Finn.
Hyah! Time to call your mamas, evil signposts.
[growls.]
[grunting.]
Patience, boys.
There's enough tea for everyone.
[grunting.]
No! Oh, what a nice hug.
[grunts.]
l'm not hugging you! [grunts.]
l'm trying to [grunts.]
save your life! [grunts.]
There's too many! Finn?! [growls.]
[whoosh!.]
Oh, Finn.
That tea party was crumbier than a big ol' biscuit.
Aah! Tree Trunks, l'm all jacked up because of you.
Look at my jacked-up face! Are you mad at me? [sighs.]
No.
l'm not mad at you.
You're too supercute for me to be mad at you.
And you're a topnotch adventurer.
Now, let's go find and eat the heck out of that crystal gem apple together.
[hissing and growling.]
Dang it! You go fight.
l'll keep Tree Trunks out of trouble.
Awesome! [grunting.]
Uh, Jake, l think Finn's getting jacked up again.
Yeah, Finn can handle it.
He's 1 2.
l think l know a way to help him out.
Uh, you should stay here, Tree Trunks.
But Finn said l was a topnotch adventurer.
And my adventurous instincts tell me to seduce that tentacled critter with my womanly charms and elephant prowess.
Uh, no way.
[grunting.]
Huh?! What are you doing here, Tree Trunks? Wha! Ugh! l'm helping you by tempting this guy with [seductively.]
my body.
lt's not a guy, Tree Trunks! lt's a snake-armed ruby brain beast.
Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn.
Jake, you were supposed to watch her.
She got past me, man.
l tried to stop her, but she overpowered me.
Get her out of here! Huh?! Uh-oh! Da da da-da da da Finn! Kill it! l can't find its magic-gem weak spot.
FlNN: Oh! There it is.
[laughs.]
l did it! l helped! l'm the sexiest adventurer in the world.
Tree Trunks, you're not an adventurer! You nearly got yourself killed -- again! Do you want to die, Tree Trunks?! ls that what you think adventurers do -- die and make all their friends feel terrible 'cause they couldn't save you?! [sniffles.]
Whoa, man.
l-l'm going home now.
[sobbing.]
[sighs.]
Tree Trunks Tree Trunks! Don't follow me! Oh, Finn, you shouldn't yell at cuties that just want to help you.
Ohh! Man, l feel horrible.
l was only yelling because l care about her safety.
That's what happens when you care too much, dude.
[Tree Trunks screams in distance.]
BOTH: [panting.]
Tree Trunks! Finn! l found the crystal gem apple.
[twinkle!.]
Whoo-hoo! You're the man, Tree Trunks.
Tree Trunks, l'm a huge butt guy for getting mad at you.
l'm a huge fart.
l was only upset because l love you and l don't wanna see you get hurt.
That's precious, Finn.
And l'll accept your apology if you let me kiss your cheek.
Uh l don't -- l don't know.
l -- Whoa.
Let her kiss your cheek, man.
lt's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
[distorted.]
Whoa! BOTH: Huh? Let her kiss your cheek, man.
lt's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Uh l don't know.
A crystal guardian! Tree Trunks, stay out of the monster battle this time.
l don't want you getting hurt.
All right.
l promise l will.
Radical! Back off, you! Back off, you! Stop copying me! [growls.]
Stop copying me! [growls.]
Aaaaaah! [clunk!.]
Aaaah! [grunts.]
Ow! Finn! [growls.]
[growls.]
[clunk!.]
Ohh! Ow! He's copying everything we do.
[humming.]
[tune playing.]
Hey, it's my butterfly friend.
That's precious.
Da da-da da da da da Da da-da da da da da Whoo! Shake it, Tree Trunks! Whoo! Shake it, Tree Trunks! Da da-da da da da Jam clam! Let's beat it up while it's copying Tree Trunks.
BOTH: Ya-a-a-a-h! Oh, crud.
This is barf, dude.
Oh, man! l'm a total moron.
We got to fight this one Tree Trunks-style.
l'll get the makeup! [mid-tempo violin music playing.]
Hey, crystal guardian! Are you okay with Tree Trunks taking a bite of that apple? - l'm okay with it.
- l'm okay with it.
- And l'm stupid.
- And l'm stupid.
[laughs.]
You heard the guardian, T.
T.
Bite that thing.
Okay! [munch!.]
Whoo! How's it taste, Tree Trunks? Yeah, how is it? [pop!.]
[low-pitched throat singing.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[penguins chirp.]
[all cheering.]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [Finn and Jake cheering.]
- Yah! - [screams.]
Whoo, swords! Yeah, swords! Swords! Whoo! Oh, men and their swords.
You boys stop horsing around with my apples.
BOTH: Aw, Tree Trunks.
Now, come on on over.
l baked y'all an apple pie.
- JAKE: Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! - FlNN: Whoo! Apple pie! l'm gonna eat it all before you even get there! Noooooo! [humming.]
Apple pie.
- Don't let him eat it all! - [laughs.]
Now, you boys behave yourselves and sit down.
Ohh! Shoo, fly! Get off my apple pie! Ugh! A fly landed on my pie.
That's no good.
Bye-bye.
Why are you throwing the pie away?! BOTH: Ugh! Flies wanted it, they can have it.
[oven bell dings.]
Anyways, don't y'all worry, 'cause a new pie's coming in a wag of a lamby's tail.
BOTH: New pie? Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Pie! Yeah! Here ya are.
- Whoa! Come on.
Go ahead.
[both munching loudly.]
What'd ya think? Best apple pie ever! Oh, Jake.
Thank you, but that isn't the best apple pie.
What are you talking about, Tree Trunks? What could be better than your apple pie? You ate all the pie.
Finn, what would you do if you could do anything? Anything? Well, l'd catch a shooting star and travel to outer space and fight space monsters.
l'd carve my face on the moon so the moon would look like my face.
What would you do, Tree Trunks? l would go pick an apple.
Lame.
[smack!.]
l-l'm sorry.
l-l mean, it's just that you pick apples every day.
This apple ain't like the apples that l pick.
They say it's the apple of apples, rarest kind of all.
Legends call it the crystal gem apple.
Ugh! - That sounds awesome! - Where is it? l heard that it grows in the deepest end of the evil dark forest.
Whoo! Tree Trunks, you got to go pick that apple.
Yeah! What? Me? Oh, no.
l'm just a cute little elephant.
l'm not cut out for adventuring.
Tree Trunks, this is your dream.
Think about eating that apple with your own mouth.
Or your trunk! lmagine the flavor.
And your satisfied face! Really? You think l can handle the scary dark forest? Yeah! And we'll help you.
We love you, Tree Trunks.
Okay, l'll do it.
Call me Adventurer Tree Trunk.
Yeah! Tree Trunks! l love being so high up from the ground.
[chuckles.]
Psst.
l could take you even higher on my shoulders, Tree Trunks.
No, Jake.
She has a weak heart.
Oh, yeah.
Ew! Why is this ground all squishy? Whatever it is, l'm liking it! Oh, yeah! l want to try.
Okay.
l'm cool with letting you do whatever you want.
[laughs.]
lt's like some cookie dough.
[growls.]
Oh.
Hello, there.
Huh? Uh, Tree Trunks, stay away from that.
BOTH: Aah! Aah! Unh! Ugh! You're gonna get it, wall of flesh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yu-u-u-h! An eye.
And a mouth.
Well, l think l've got the perfect thing for him or her.
Stickers! - [gasps.]
Careful, Tree Trunks.
This thing is evil.
Here's a rainbow sticker.
[growls.]
And here's a scratch-and-sniff sticker, smells just like a pickle.
Oh.
And this one's a holographic unicorn.
But it doesn't have a horn.
Oh! Now, what you doin'? Huh? Tree Trunks! You better stay in that tree, baby! Tree Trunks, were you putting stickers on that evil monster? - Yes.
l-l thought it needed some tender love and affection.
Oh! What a pretty butterfly.
[laughs.]
Tree Trunks? [sighs.]
Jake, l just realized that Tree Trunks is old and bonkers.
We can't take her through that evil dark forest.
Ah, she'll be fine.
Everything's fine.
- But the monsters.
- lt's fine.
lt's fine! Are you sure? 'Cause she has zero adventurer training.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
lt's fine.
She'll be fine.
l-l-lt's fine.
lt's fine.
lt's fine.
[laughs.]
Maybe it ls fine.
Tree Trunks? Where'd she go? FlNN: Tree Trunks? TREE TRUNKS: [laughs.]
Oh! [signposts growling.]
We got to find her, Jake.
Tree Trunks! Where are you, Tree Trunks? And here's your teacup, and here's my teacup.
BOTH: Tree Trunks? [both gasp.]
And here's your sandwich.
- [growls.]
Oops, you dropped it.
Tree Trunks! Run! Oh, hey, Finn.
Hyah! Time to call your mamas, evil signposts.
[growls.]
[grunting.]
Patience, boys.
There's enough tea for everyone.
[grunting.]
No! Oh, what a nice hug.
[grunts.]
l'm not hugging you! [grunts.]
l'm trying to [grunts.]
save your life! [grunts.]
There's too many! Finn?! [growls.]
[whoosh!.]
Oh, Finn.
That tea party was crumbier than a big ol' biscuit.
Aah! Tree Trunks, l'm all jacked up because of you.
Look at my jacked-up face! Are you mad at me? [sighs.]
No.
l'm not mad at you.
You're too supercute for me to be mad at you.
And you're a topnotch adventurer.
Now, let's go find and eat the heck out of that crystal gem apple together.
[hissing and growling.]
Dang it! You go fight.
l'll keep Tree Trunks out of trouble.
Awesome! [grunting.]
Uh, Jake, l think Finn's getting jacked up again.
Yeah, Finn can handle it.
He's 1 2.
l think l know a way to help him out.
Uh, you should stay here, Tree Trunks.
But Finn said l was a topnotch adventurer.
And my adventurous instincts tell me to seduce that tentacled critter with my womanly charms and elephant prowess.
Uh, no way.
[grunting.]
Huh?! What are you doing here, Tree Trunks? Wha! Ugh! l'm helping you by tempting this guy with [seductively.]
my body.
lt's not a guy, Tree Trunks! lt's a snake-armed ruby brain beast.
Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn.
Jake, you were supposed to watch her.
She got past me, man.
l tried to stop her, but she overpowered me.
Get her out of here! Huh?! Uh-oh! Da da da-da da da Finn! Kill it! l can't find its magic-gem weak spot.
FlNN: Oh! There it is.
[laughs.]
l did it! l helped! l'm the sexiest adventurer in the world.
Tree Trunks, you're not an adventurer! You nearly got yourself killed -- again! Do you want to die, Tree Trunks?! ls that what you think adventurers do -- die and make all their friends feel terrible 'cause they couldn't save you?! [sniffles.]
Whoa, man.
l-l'm going home now.
[sobbing.]
[sighs.]
Tree Trunks Tree Trunks! Don't follow me! Oh, Finn, you shouldn't yell at cuties that just want to help you.
Ohh! Man, l feel horrible.
l was only yelling because l care about her safety.
That's what happens when you care too much, dude.
[Tree Trunks screams in distance.]
BOTH: [panting.]
Tree Trunks! Finn! l found the crystal gem apple.
[twinkle!.]
Whoo-hoo! You're the man, Tree Trunks.
Tree Trunks, l'm a huge butt guy for getting mad at you.
l'm a huge fart.
l was only upset because l love you and l don't wanna see you get hurt.
That's precious, Finn.
And l'll accept your apology if you let me kiss your cheek.
Uh l don't -- l don't know.
l -- Whoa.
Let her kiss your cheek, man.
lt's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
[distorted.]
Whoa! BOTH: Huh? Let her kiss your cheek, man.
lt's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Uh l don't know.
A crystal guardian! Tree Trunks, stay out of the monster battle this time.
l don't want you getting hurt.
All right.
l promise l will.
Radical! Back off, you! Back off, you! Stop copying me! [growls.]
Stop copying me! [growls.]
Aaaaaah! [clunk!.]
Aaaah! [grunts.]
Ow! Finn! [growls.]
[growls.]
[clunk!.]
Ohh! Ow! He's copying everything we do.
[humming.]
[tune playing.]
Hey, it's my butterfly friend.
That's precious.
Da da-da da da da da Da da-da da da da da Whoo! Shake it, Tree Trunks! Whoo! Shake it, Tree Trunks! Da da-da da da da Jam clam! Let's beat it up while it's copying Tree Trunks.
BOTH: Ya-a-a-a-h! Oh, crud.
This is barf, dude.
Oh, man! l'm a total moron.
We got to fight this one Tree Trunks-style.
l'll get the makeup! [mid-tempo violin music playing.]
Hey, crystal guardian! Are you okay with Tree Trunks taking a bite of that apple? - l'm okay with it.
- l'm okay with it.
- And l'm stupid.
- And l'm stupid.
[laughs.]
You heard the guardian, T.
T.
Bite that thing.
Okay! [munch!.]
Whoo! How's it taste, Tree Trunks? Yeah, how is it? [pop!.]
[low-pitched throat singing.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree