Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s01e23 Episode Script

Rainy Day Daydream

[mouse squeaks.]
[penguins chirp.]
[all cheering.]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog And Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [birds chirping.]
FlNN: [laughs.]
[chuckles.]
[deep voice.]
Oh, yeah.
[laughs.]
Jake, get ready for a slap in the jowls! [laughs.]
Seriously, though, get ready [continues laughing.]
for a day filled with adventure! Whoa, really?! Yeah, man! [laughs and snorts.]
l wrote on my arm this ''To Do'' list of cool junk.
Number one -- Backflip off this bridge and do the splits.
Number two -- Track down and slay a goblin horde.
Number three -- Storm clouds? Hmm.
[gasps.]
Finn, it's a knife storm! [laughs and snorts.]
lt's rainin' knives, man! Come on! l've never seen a knife storm before.
lt's beautiful! Looks like we're staying in today, kid.
Well, what are we gonna do? Who wants to play video games? BOTH: Beemo! What's on the menu, Beemo? l've created a new game called ''Conversation Parade.
'' Start it up, Beemo.
All right! What do you think about the stars in the sky? lt's okay, l guess.
Yeah, they're cool.
That is an interesting response Battery low! Shut down.
- Boo! - Beemo, that was weak.
What now? Hey, ooh, ooh, dude, l know something totally rockin' we can do! Whoa! What? Let's use our of imaginations, man! Barf that! lmagination is for turbo nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is.
l'm a kick-butt reality master! l would rather dle than be imaginative.
l mean that.
Eh, your loss.
Aah! Lava! Lava all around us! [shouting.]
Lava on the floor! Shut up, man.
Seriously, man, there must be an enchantment on the house or something! l'm not playing your child-style games, guy.
Watch and learn as l master Reallty.
Noooooo! [sizzling.]
Aaaaaaaaah! [shouting.]
Jake, what the hay-hay?! l was just playing around with my imagination, and then everything got intense.
lt's like Whatever you imagine becomes real.
That's bananas! Don't imagine blowing apart my own brain! Don't imagine my eyeballs coming alive and flying around with rocket packs! Dude, imagine that Beemo invented a better video game and that he has new batteries.
BOTH: Whoa! But first, stop imagining Lava! [grunts.]
l can't! My imagination's too amazing! lmagine turning your imagination off.
l can't, dude.
But l think l can imagine an imagination-turning-off machine that is upstairs, surrounded by a crudload of traps, ghosts, monsters, and poison fountains and -- and girls! Cute girls and hamsters! Can't you make it easier to get to that machine? You can't hold this baby back.
That's bad parenting, Mama! Then it's up to me to take your imagination downtown! Let's go to the den and suit up! Neat! Grab that missile.
Okay.
And get that Cosmic Gauntlet.
Nah.
There's a better one over by the desk.
[grunts.]
Unh! Ow.
What did l just hit? l'm imagining a wall.
You can just go around it.
Really? That's it? There isn't any invisible, angry troll or anything? Well, there's one now.
- [troll growls.]
- Look out! Aah, l can feel it on my foot! Whoa! [troll grunting.]
l'll kill you, troll! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! You're kicking too high! He's shorter than you! [grunting.]
All right! You're getting him, man! [grunting.]
Uh-oh.
Now you're upper-cutting his family.
[woman shouts.]
[laughs.]
You just kicked his wife in the face.
[woman shouting.]
She's coming back for revenge.
Cram this! We got to book it to your imagination machine! Aah! The knife storm, remember?! [both grunting.]
[breathing heavily.]
Whew! [sighs, breathing heavily.]
Oh, boy.
Ooh! [chuckles.]
Finn, l found some candy.
[munching.]
Mmm! Mm-mmm! lt tastes like banana candy, man.
[slurps.]
Mmm! Here, man.
Try some.
[munches.]
FlNN: Okay, try to imagine some kind of steel umbrella over the bridge so we don't get knifed.
Okay.
[grunts.]
lt is done.
Uh [laughs.]
Hey, you did it, man! DEEP VOlCE: Hold, voyagers! To cross this bridge, you must first pass the test of the riddle.
An imaginary Riddle Master? [laughs.]
[sighs.]
Ask me your riddle, Riddle Master! l accept your test! RlDDLE MASTER: Then brace yourself, fool, for this riddle comes from a mysterious, faraway land.
Lay it on me! Yes, um The riddle -- uh, it cometh, uh l-l can't imagine a riddle.
Dude, just make it super easy.
The riddle cometh! Tell me, voyager, what is simple and yet also a riddle.
Man, that riddle sucks! That is the wrong answer! The penalty is Death by snakes! Yeah, right! l got a missile! [shouts.]
- Nooooooooo! Aah! You exploded the snakes right at us! l can feel them all over my face, imaginary poison coursing through my veins! l'm sorry, brother! l'm sorry! Let's just get to your imaginary machine, and we'll be okay! Aah, a big bowl of baby elephants, chain saws, and doo-doo is flying towards us! Jump, dude! [shouts.]
Here comes a soul eater! Snap its neck! Ow! [cackles.]
[gasps.]
The Bazooka Goblin has you in its sights! Hey, don't shoot us with that bazooka! [cackles.]
Don't you do it! [cackling continues.]
Don't do it, man! GOBLlN: Heh heh-heh heh.
Okay.
Oh, yeah! [both laugh.]
All right, use your powers or something.
This poison is about to kill me.
All right.
Going up! Check it -- My imagination-off machine is left of the bed.
ls it clear? Yeah.
l mean, there's a bunch of cute girls, but they shouldn't bother you.
Yah! Uh, where Where is this? l can't Aw, man.
Oh, l found the shut-off lever! Cool, man! [girl giggles.]
Dang, girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination, l'd want to have your baby.
[girl giggles.]
What are you laughing at? All right, l'm gonna turn it off.
[growls.]
- Unh! You said it was clear of danger! Dude, l can't see anything! l must have imagined an invisible monster! What?! Well, how do l kill it?! Ugh! Aah! Oh! l'm coming, buddy! [punches landing.]
All right, lnvisibo, eat a piece of this! [grunts.]
Hurry, Finn! Get to the lever! Okay.
Aah! l'm doing it! Aw, yeah! The imaginary poison is gone, Jake! Jake? [moans.]
Hey, come on.
Wake up, man.
Hello, Finn.
l am awake and healthy.
Jake, what happened to your bombastic personality? l do not know what you mean.
l am perfectly bombastic.
Nah, man, nah.
Something's wrong.
Tell me something amazing.
But, Finn, l cannot tell you something amazing as there is nothing amazing happening around us that l can describe for you.
Aw, see, man? You suck now! Crap.
lt's your imagination.
You need that thing.
[sighs.]
[violin drones.]
Jake, stop it, man.
You're just playing one continuous note.
One note is all that is needed.
[scoffs.]
l'm gonna turn your imagination back on.
Uhwhere Jake, your imagination on/off switch has vanished! True.
Doth thou not remember shutting down mine imagination? l remembereth.
l am happy that my imagination is gone.
lt was purposeless.
No, it was the opposite of that stuff.
l know this now, only too late.
Okay, man, l'm gonna try to imagine an imagination-back-on switch for you.
And so you know, if there's anything dainty inside my imagination, l'm gonna be mad! lmagination go! What the stuff? Well This isn't so bad.
Nothing lame, at least.
Hey, and there's Jake's imagination switch! Welcome to your lmagination Land l am your imagination band Cram! Oh, maybe l can try imagining something.
Hmm! lmagination cans lmagination cans We can shake our imagination cans Oh! [laughs.]
Now for that switch.
[British accent.]
Good morrow, Sir.
My name is Bellamy Bug.
Would you care for a crocheted doily my daughter made? She imbued it with her tears.
You see, she recently broke up with a gentle dandy.
No! How'd you get in my lmagination Land?! [laughs.]
l don't know, my young fellow.
You tell me.
Perhaps l represent your secret desire to be civilized.
Represent this! [grunts.]
And this! [grunting.]
Oh, l say! Oh! Oh! Ow! Ouch! Oh! Ow! [penguins chirping.]
[chuckles.]
Penguins.
[laughs.]
All right.
l hope this works, Jake.
[gasps.]
[laughs.]
Yeah! [fairy giggles.]
Huh? Hey, get away from that.
Don't push that ''Hyper Drive'' button.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! l can imagine everything! [grunts.]
Take a hike, fairy! FlNN: Normal style! Aah! Oh! Oh, man.
l imagined my mom naked.
Yuck! Jake, you okay? l think so.
Let me check.
Mm.
Mm.
Yep, she's clothed now.
And, hey, man, it's clear out now! We can go on an adventure! l don't know, dude.
l think we got all the adventure we need right here with Lava on the floor! Huh?! Aah! Aah! My legs are melting! Just kidding.
[both laugh.]
Good dog.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
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