Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e10 Episode Script
What Was Missing
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time FINN: Jake?! Beemo?! Hey, man, what you doing?! [GASPS.]
Dude! Don't worry, bro.
We won't tell anyone about the "private time" you spend with your wad of Princess Bubblegum's hair.
You guys knew? Finn, we're roommates, which is why I'm gonna share my beloved keepsake with you.
[IMITATES FANFARE.]
My old baby blanket.
[ELECTRONIC HUMMING.]
Hmm-hmm! Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Who are you? Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Grr! Hmm-hmm-hmm! No! Hmm-hmm! Come on! [IMITATES AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING, MACHINE-GUN FIRE.]
I'll get your kid back, toy! [CRIES SOFTLY.]
Hmm.
Hmm! That guy must do crazy squats.
BUBBLEGUM: Get back here, you thieving Door Lord! You butt! Come on, Bubblegum! Finn? [GASPS.]
MARCELINE: Aaahh! Aaahh! [ELECTRONIC HUMMING.]
[HISSES.]
FINN: Marceline! Are you okay? MARCELINE: Yeah.
Don't worry.
We'll get him.
[ELECTRONIC HUMMING.]
No! [SIGHS.]
What?! "This door shall yield to no command, save for a song from a genuine band.
" What is this grippa grap? It's the door of the Door Lord, Finn.
We used to lock them up, but they kept breaking out, 'cause they're Door Lords.
They broke out because you let them live.
[GROWLS.]
Hmm.
The door said it'll open for a genuine band.
Let's try to music this door open as a quintet.
Can I be the jerk in the band? 'Cause that's an important part of a band's success.
Hmph! I know how to get through this door.
We're gonna lay down a chill jam.
Hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just keep it cool.
Got that, Princess? Hmph! Ohh! Oh! My face! [MUSIC PLAYS, BEEMO LAUGHING.]
Let's see if you hacks can keep up with my raw talent.
Hyah! [VIOLIN PLAYING MELODIOUSLY, FINN IMITATING BEAT BOX.]
La-da-da da-da I'm gonna bury you in the ground La-da-da da-da I'm gonna bury you with my sound I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face I'm gonna -- Marceline, that's too distasteful.
Oh.
You don't like that? Or do you just not like me?! Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess ls that what you want me to do? Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect Like all your little, loyal subjects do Sorry I'm not made of sugar Am I not sweet enough for you? ls that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you Well, I'm just your problem I'm just your problem It's like I'm not even a person, am I? I'm just your problem Well, I-I-I Shouldn't have to justify what I do I-I-I Shouldn't have to prove anything to you I'm sorry It's working! Look at the door! landed me on your blacklist But I-I-I Shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you So why do I want to? Why do I want to? To bury you in the ground And drink the blood from your -- Ugh! Stop staring at me! Ugh! You threw me off! FINN: Come on, everybody! Don't stop now! The door was responding to our music! I wonder what it liked or what was missing.
Well, I know what's missing -- talent.
I'm getting out of here, you hacks -- talentless hacks! Yikes.
Maybe to be a genuine band, we need to be nicer to each other and hang out as buds.
Let's take a noodle break.
Come on! It'll help! No! Wait! Don't go, too! I'm just gonna get stuff to cook that.
Cook? That was sweet what you said about being buds.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks.
I'm back, yo.
Come here, baby.
Oh! Pasta water Getting hotter.
A song about noodles? BOTH: No! Oh.
[LAUGHTER.]
For our next attempt, I want to be the lead.
Yeah.
Sounds cool, my bud.
Hmph! Jake! You're back! Shut your face.
I came back for the music.
Beemo, execute song structure Alpha.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS.]
Marceline, begin playing triplet quavers in the mixolydian mode.
All right.
Fine.
Wait.
What's a quaver? Now, Finn, vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx.
What?! Go like this, silly.
Oh.
[VIBRATING.]
Waaaaa Okay.
Okay.
Jake, are you gonna join in? [GRUNTS.]
Grr! Everyone, just stick to my blueprints.
[GASPS.]
Oh! [SIGHS.]
One more time? I may have, um, miscalculated.
Ha! Looks like you aren't as perfect as you thought.
Guess you can't judge me anymore.
I never said you had to be perfect! All right.
Time out, guys.
[SPITS.]
[GASPING.]
Princess! Princess, wait! Whatever.
Oh! I'm out of here, too! Marceline [SOBBING.]
You've all forgotten about the music.
I quit the band! I'm just pretending.
Jake! Everybody! We can beat the Door Lord -- together.
[CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY.]
Everyone Bubblegum I'm so dumb I should have just told you What I lost Was a piece of your hair Now it's gone Gone forever But I guess, what does it matter when I just Just had all of you there? Oh I just had all of you there with me, my friends If you're even my friends You like this? This is what was missing.
The truth! What am Ito you? Am I a joke, your knight, or your brother? What am Ito you? Do you look down on me 'cause I'm younger? Do you think that I don't understand? I just wanted us together and to play as a band Last night was the most fun I've ever had Even liked it when the two of you would get mad at each other Oh You a-a-a-are my best friends in the world You a-a-a-are my best friends in the world That's ri-i-i-ight I'm talking 'bout the two of you, girls And you, Jake I wanna sing a song to you And I refuse to make it fake What am I to you? Am I a BOTH: Joke, your knight, or your brother? What am I to you? Do you look down on me 'cause I'm younger? Do you think that I don't understand? I just wanted us together and to play as a band I'll forget that I lost a piece of your hair I'll remember the pasta that we shared Over there Ah, ah BOTH: You a-a-a-are My best friends in the world You a-a-a-are My best friends in the world BOTH: That's ri-i-i-ight I'm talking 'bout the two of you, girls And you, Jake I'm gonna sing a song to you And I refuse to make it fake BOTH: Ahh, ahh Make no mistake I'm gonna sing a song that feels so real It'll make this do-o-o-r break Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm.
[MUNCHES SPITS.]
Hmm? Hmm-hmm-hmm.
It's over, Drawer Lord.
So, hand over our stuff! Hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm? What's he trying to say? I totally get it.
He may have stolen our treasures But by doing so, he showed us that the real treasure is friendship.
Hmm-hmm-hmm! Hmm-hmm! Hmm-hmm-hmm! Hmm! Okay.
Here's that lock of Bubblegum's hair you love so much.
Oh, you! Ah, yeesh.
And here's Jakey's blanky.
Here's your controller, Beemo.
Yippie-ki-yi-yay! Marceline, here's your rock shirt.
Hey, that's not -- That's mine! That's mine.
You kept the shirt I gave you? Yeah.
It, uh, means a lot to me.
But you never wore it.
Dude, I wear it all the time -- as pajamas.
Wait.
If that's Bubblegum's shirt, what are you missing, Marceline? Wait a second.
Wait a second! You don't have a thing.
You just wanted to hang out with us.
No, I didn't! No way.
You're caught.
I figured you out.
[LAUGHING.]
[GROWLING.]
Uhhhh! I'll kill you! [LAUGHING.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time FINN: Jake?! Beemo?! Hey, man, what you doing?! [GASPS.]
Dude! Don't worry, bro.
We won't tell anyone about the "private time" you spend with your wad of Princess Bubblegum's hair.
You guys knew? Finn, we're roommates, which is why I'm gonna share my beloved keepsake with you.
[IMITATES FANFARE.]
My old baby blanket.
[ELECTRONIC HUMMING.]
Hmm-hmm! Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Who are you? Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Grr! Hmm-hmm-hmm! No! Hmm-hmm! Come on! [IMITATES AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING, MACHINE-GUN FIRE.]
I'll get your kid back, toy! [CRIES SOFTLY.]
Hmm.
Hmm! That guy must do crazy squats.
BUBBLEGUM: Get back here, you thieving Door Lord! You butt! Come on, Bubblegum! Finn? [GASPS.]
MARCELINE: Aaahh! Aaahh! [ELECTRONIC HUMMING.]
[HISSES.]
FINN: Marceline! Are you okay? MARCELINE: Yeah.
Don't worry.
We'll get him.
[ELECTRONIC HUMMING.]
No! [SIGHS.]
What?! "This door shall yield to no command, save for a song from a genuine band.
" What is this grippa grap? It's the door of the Door Lord, Finn.
We used to lock them up, but they kept breaking out, 'cause they're Door Lords.
They broke out because you let them live.
[GROWLS.]
Hmm.
The door said it'll open for a genuine band.
Let's try to music this door open as a quintet.
Can I be the jerk in the band? 'Cause that's an important part of a band's success.
Hmph! I know how to get through this door.
We're gonna lay down a chill jam.
Hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just keep it cool.
Got that, Princess? Hmph! Ohh! Oh! My face! [MUSIC PLAYS, BEEMO LAUGHING.]
Let's see if you hacks can keep up with my raw talent.
Hyah! [VIOLIN PLAYING MELODIOUSLY, FINN IMITATING BEAT BOX.]
La-da-da da-da I'm gonna bury you in the ground La-da-da da-da I'm gonna bury you with my sound I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face I'm gonna -- Marceline, that's too distasteful.
Oh.
You don't like that? Or do you just not like me?! Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess ls that what you want me to do? Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect Like all your little, loyal subjects do Sorry I'm not made of sugar Am I not sweet enough for you? ls that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you Well, I'm just your problem I'm just your problem It's like I'm not even a person, am I? I'm just your problem Well, I-I-I Shouldn't have to justify what I do I-I-I Shouldn't have to prove anything to you I'm sorry It's working! Look at the door! landed me on your blacklist But I-I-I Shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you So why do I want to? Why do I want to? To bury you in the ground And drink the blood from your -- Ugh! Stop staring at me! Ugh! You threw me off! FINN: Come on, everybody! Don't stop now! The door was responding to our music! I wonder what it liked or what was missing.
Well, I know what's missing -- talent.
I'm getting out of here, you hacks -- talentless hacks! Yikes.
Maybe to be a genuine band, we need to be nicer to each other and hang out as buds.
Let's take a noodle break.
Come on! It'll help! No! Wait! Don't go, too! I'm just gonna get stuff to cook that.
Cook? That was sweet what you said about being buds.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks.
I'm back, yo.
Come here, baby.
Oh! Pasta water Getting hotter.
A song about noodles? BOTH: No! Oh.
[LAUGHTER.]
For our next attempt, I want to be the lead.
Yeah.
Sounds cool, my bud.
Hmph! Jake! You're back! Shut your face.
I came back for the music.
Beemo, execute song structure Alpha.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS.]
Marceline, begin playing triplet quavers in the mixolydian mode.
All right.
Fine.
Wait.
What's a quaver? Now, Finn, vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx.
What?! Go like this, silly.
Oh.
[VIBRATING.]
Waaaaa Okay.
Okay.
Jake, are you gonna join in? [GRUNTS.]
Grr! Everyone, just stick to my blueprints.
[GASPS.]
Oh! [SIGHS.]
One more time? I may have, um, miscalculated.
Ha! Looks like you aren't as perfect as you thought.
Guess you can't judge me anymore.
I never said you had to be perfect! All right.
Time out, guys.
[SPITS.]
[GASPING.]
Princess! Princess, wait! Whatever.
Oh! I'm out of here, too! Marceline [SOBBING.]
You've all forgotten about the music.
I quit the band! I'm just pretending.
Jake! Everybody! We can beat the Door Lord -- together.
[CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY.]
Everyone Bubblegum I'm so dumb I should have just told you What I lost Was a piece of your hair Now it's gone Gone forever But I guess, what does it matter when I just Just had all of you there? Oh I just had all of you there with me, my friends If you're even my friends You like this? This is what was missing.
The truth! What am Ito you? Am I a joke, your knight, or your brother? What am Ito you? Do you look down on me 'cause I'm younger? Do you think that I don't understand? I just wanted us together and to play as a band Last night was the most fun I've ever had Even liked it when the two of you would get mad at each other Oh You a-a-a-are my best friends in the world You a-a-a-are my best friends in the world That's ri-i-i-ight I'm talking 'bout the two of you, girls And you, Jake I wanna sing a song to you And I refuse to make it fake What am I to you? Am I a BOTH: Joke, your knight, or your brother? What am I to you? Do you look down on me 'cause I'm younger? Do you think that I don't understand? I just wanted us together and to play as a band I'll forget that I lost a piece of your hair I'll remember the pasta that we shared Over there Ah, ah BOTH: You a-a-a-are My best friends in the world You a-a-a-are My best friends in the world BOTH: That's ri-i-i-ight I'm talking 'bout the two of you, girls And you, Jake I'm gonna sing a song to you And I refuse to make it fake BOTH: Ahh, ahh Make no mistake I'm gonna sing a song that feels so real It'll make this do-o-o-r break Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm.
[MUNCHES SPITS.]
Hmm? Hmm-hmm-hmm.
It's over, Drawer Lord.
So, hand over our stuff! Hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm? What's he trying to say? I totally get it.
He may have stolen our treasures But by doing so, he showed us that the real treasure is friendship.
Hmm-hmm-hmm! Hmm-hmm! Hmm-hmm-hmm! Hmm! Okay.
Here's that lock of Bubblegum's hair you love so much.
Oh, you! Ah, yeesh.
And here's Jakey's blanky.
Here's your controller, Beemo.
Yippie-ki-yi-yay! Marceline, here's your rock shirt.
Hey, that's not -- That's mine! That's mine.
You kept the shirt I gave you? Yeah.
It, uh, means a lot to me.
But you never wore it.
Dude, I wear it all the time -- as pajamas.
Wait.
If that's Bubblegum's shirt, what are you missing, Marceline? Wait a second.
Wait a second! You don't have a thing.
You just wanted to hang out with us.
No, I didn't! No way.
You're caught.
I figured you out.
[LAUGHING.]
[GROWLING.]
Uhhhh! I'll kill you! [LAUGHING.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree