Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e15 Episode Script
No One Can Hear You
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time MAN: Aaah! Get off! Aah! We're coming! Whoa! [PANTING.]
Be careful! Hyah! Grab him, Jake! Hyah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jake! Whoa! Ugh! [CRACK! CRACK!.]
[STRAINED.]
Whatever.
Waaaaaaaaaah! Oh! [GROANS.]
Ohh.
Oh.
What happened? Where's the deer? [ECHOING.]
Paging Dr.
Ice Cream.
Ice cream for my mou-u-u-th! [NORMAL VOICE.]
Oh, dude! I broke my stems! [ECHOING.]
Hello? Jake? Princess? [NORMAL VOICE.]
What the bliz? Come on, people.
[GRUNTING.]
[WHEELCHAIR SQUEAKS.]
Yo! Is everyone at church, worshipping glob? Whoop! [GRUNTING.]
Skills.
Skills.
[METAL CLANGING.]
Huh? Bazoobs.
[GRUNTS.]
Jake? Huh? Oh, Finn, you're awake! Yeah, I'm awake, but my jams are all busted.
Right.
Yeah, I saw that.
So, what happened? Did you save everybody? Oh, yeah.
I-I think so.
Maybe.
So, Jake, there's nobody here.
Did you notice that? Yeah.
Pretty freaky.
Don't worry.
Ouch! They're all hiding.
From what? From me.
What?! It's my birthday, man.
Lady Rainicorn put together an elaborate surprise party.
She told you? No, but I know Lady Rainicorn.
Ouch! This is totally something she would do.
Think about it.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So, wait, the whole kingdom is in on it'? Yes, and they'll only come out if they think we'll be surprised, so we got to act like we're totally unaware, okay'? Okay, man.
And how do we do that? Just do what I'm doing.
Oh, look at me.
Living free without a suspicion in the world.
Never in my wildest dreams would I guess someone was planning a surprise birthday party for me.
[LAUGHS.]
Pretty tricky, right? Come on, let's go back to the hut.
The what? Come on! Come on! I got everything I need Living free on trash booty No, I don't suspect a thing Blah, blublah, blublee Hobo dreams Whoa.
Where'd you find time to build this? I don't know.
It didn't take long.
Hmm.
So, what should I do now? Collect branches for the hobo fire, dude.
Okay- [WHEELCHAIR SQUEAKS.]
Ouchies.
A hobo fire, fire, fire.
Boy, it sure is quiet around here! Uh-huh! I'd probably pee all over myself if somebody jumped out and surprised me! [SNIFFS.]
Oh! Oh, I stink! How long was I out for? A day or two? Huh.
What a convenient place to bathe.
Sure seems like a good time to come out if y'all are just hiding and you don't, you know, want to see me pop my top! [GRUNTING.]
Oh, yeah.
That's fresh.
I hope nobody's gonna jump out of the bushes and peeps my bod! Heh heh heh heh! Blblblblblblblbl! Hmm.
Just got to char out the rotten parts -- good as new, man.
Stay vigilant.
Eat your protein.
Jake? Hmm? I am starting to question your theory about the surprise party.
Shh! Don't talk so loud.
They might hear you.
But what if they're in trouble? What if something happened to them? We should try looking around.
No! You'll ruin my surprise party! Ow! Oh! Arsh! Dude, are you okay? Just promise me, Finn -- promise not to look around.
[SIGHS.]
Okay, I promise.
[MUTTERING.]
My birthday, it's gonna be rad.
[HOOF BEATS.]
Hey, it's you! Thanks for breaking my legs, you dumb-butt.
[SLURPS.]
[SNIFFS.]
[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING.]
That sounds like Candy people.
FINN: Jake! Jake! Mm.
What? I heard a sound coming from the sewer.
We should check it out.
No, man.
They'll surprise-party me when they're ready.
Be patient.
I'm being patient! I waited all day, Jake! Well, I've been waiting six months.
[ECHOING.]
six months.
six months.
Wait -- what are you saying? Everything's gonna be fine.
[YAWNING.]
Even if we have to wait forever! Have I been asleep for six months? Yeah, but don't worry about it, man.
[THINKING.]
Face it, Finn -- your best friend is gone.
Finn? [PANTING.]
No-o-o-o! Don't ruin the surprise! Raaaaah! Gah! Aah! Aah! Whoa! Oomph! Hyah! Rah! Aah! [BREATHING HEAVILY.]
No! Oh, my glob! [CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
[GROANS.]
Surprise! Happy birthday, Jake! Ow! [INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING.]
Hey, Jake, what are you doing? This is how my party's gonna go down.
Shake it, my friends.
Hey! Hey! Sure is great seeing you all here.
Really makes me think.
Ow! Lady, did you get extra T.
P.
for all the "potty" people? [HIGH-PITCHED.]
No.
[NORMAL VOICE.]
Well, we might have some party peepers here, and I want to be sure they don't wipe their buns on my cake.
Can I join your puppet party'? We'll have twice the puppet voices.
You won't run away? Nah, man.
I'm with you.
Happy birthday, Jake.
Really.
Finn! Glad I can untie you, buddy.
Check it out! Finn finally made it to my party! And I have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes and don't open them till I tell you.
[PANTING.]
Finn? Youlied to me? [CRUNCH!.]
Yeow! [PANTING.]
What about my party? Don't go! Finn! Whupppp! [GASPS.]
[GASPING.]
Hello? [INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING.]
[DOOR CREAKS.]
[GASPS.]
[CANDY PEOPLE MOANING.]
Finn A-a-a-a-a-aah! Surprise! You you did this? I did this? Ow! They've been waiting for me, Finn -- for my b-day! Stop being crazy! Gobble gobble gobble, bla-bla-bla, gobble, dooba, dooba, dabble.
Bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb! [WHACK!.]
Oof! You a he! I'm a woman! Raah! Ooh! Ring, ring.
Eh, hang on, deary.
Hello? Baby, I told you never to call me here.
Oh! W-what happened? A deer scronked your head, and you lost your mind, man.
You imprisoned the candy people for your own sick birthday fantasy.
Look.
What? No! It's not even close to my b-day.
I'm so sorry.
You [WEAKLY.]
You did not do this, Jake.
BOTH: What?! Then who did? Itwashim.
[BOTH GASP.]
Freak deer! Aah! [GROWLS.]
Jake, you free the Candy people.
I'll take on the deer.
No-o-o! âÂÂVan! ALL: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Thank you.
Heh, heh, hoo, hoo, ha.
Grrrrr! Oh! Aah! Ohh! [GASPS.]
Ugh! Finn! Huh? Donk! [FLUSH!.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
BOTH: Nice! We did it, dude.
How's your noggin? Not crazy anymore.
How's your legs? Mmstill broken.
[LAUGHS.]
Thank you for saving my Kingdom, boys.
The deer wanted our sugar, but I didn't give him any, if you know what I mean.
Tch! Tch! Um Phew! It's stanky in here! Yeah, like bad breath and eggs.
Let's go home so we can get baths.
[ALL CHEERING.]
CANDY PERSON: I'm gonna get clean! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time MAN: Aaah! Get off! Aah! We're coming! Whoa! [PANTING.]
Be careful! Hyah! Grab him, Jake! Hyah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jake! Whoa! Ugh! [CRACK! CRACK!.]
[STRAINED.]
Whatever.
Waaaaaaaaaah! Oh! [GROANS.]
Ohh.
Oh.
What happened? Where's the deer? [ECHOING.]
Paging Dr.
Ice Cream.
Ice cream for my mou-u-u-th! [NORMAL VOICE.]
Oh, dude! I broke my stems! [ECHOING.]
Hello? Jake? Princess? [NORMAL VOICE.]
What the bliz? Come on, people.
[GRUNTING.]
[WHEELCHAIR SQUEAKS.]
Yo! Is everyone at church, worshipping glob? Whoop! [GRUNTING.]
Skills.
Skills.
[METAL CLANGING.]
Huh? Bazoobs.
[GRUNTS.]
Jake? Huh? Oh, Finn, you're awake! Yeah, I'm awake, but my jams are all busted.
Right.
Yeah, I saw that.
So, what happened? Did you save everybody? Oh, yeah.
I-I think so.
Maybe.
So, Jake, there's nobody here.
Did you notice that? Yeah.
Pretty freaky.
Don't worry.
Ouch! They're all hiding.
From what? From me.
What?! It's my birthday, man.
Lady Rainicorn put together an elaborate surprise party.
She told you? No, but I know Lady Rainicorn.
Ouch! This is totally something she would do.
Think about it.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So, wait, the whole kingdom is in on it'? Yes, and they'll only come out if they think we'll be surprised, so we got to act like we're totally unaware, okay'? Okay, man.
And how do we do that? Just do what I'm doing.
Oh, look at me.
Living free without a suspicion in the world.
Never in my wildest dreams would I guess someone was planning a surprise birthday party for me.
[LAUGHS.]
Pretty tricky, right? Come on, let's go back to the hut.
The what? Come on! Come on! I got everything I need Living free on trash booty No, I don't suspect a thing Blah, blublah, blublee Hobo dreams Whoa.
Where'd you find time to build this? I don't know.
It didn't take long.
Hmm.
So, what should I do now? Collect branches for the hobo fire, dude.
Okay- [WHEELCHAIR SQUEAKS.]
Ouchies.
A hobo fire, fire, fire.
Boy, it sure is quiet around here! Uh-huh! I'd probably pee all over myself if somebody jumped out and surprised me! [SNIFFS.]
Oh! Oh, I stink! How long was I out for? A day or two? Huh.
What a convenient place to bathe.
Sure seems like a good time to come out if y'all are just hiding and you don't, you know, want to see me pop my top! [GRUNTING.]
Oh, yeah.
That's fresh.
I hope nobody's gonna jump out of the bushes and peeps my bod! Heh heh heh heh! Blblblblblblblbl! Hmm.
Just got to char out the rotten parts -- good as new, man.
Stay vigilant.
Eat your protein.
Jake? Hmm? I am starting to question your theory about the surprise party.
Shh! Don't talk so loud.
They might hear you.
But what if they're in trouble? What if something happened to them? We should try looking around.
No! You'll ruin my surprise party! Ow! Oh! Arsh! Dude, are you okay? Just promise me, Finn -- promise not to look around.
[SIGHS.]
Okay, I promise.
[MUTTERING.]
My birthday, it's gonna be rad.
[HOOF BEATS.]
Hey, it's you! Thanks for breaking my legs, you dumb-butt.
[SLURPS.]
[SNIFFS.]
[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING.]
That sounds like Candy people.
FINN: Jake! Jake! Mm.
What? I heard a sound coming from the sewer.
We should check it out.
No, man.
They'll surprise-party me when they're ready.
Be patient.
I'm being patient! I waited all day, Jake! Well, I've been waiting six months.
[ECHOING.]
six months.
six months.
Wait -- what are you saying? Everything's gonna be fine.
[YAWNING.]
Even if we have to wait forever! Have I been asleep for six months? Yeah, but don't worry about it, man.
[THINKING.]
Face it, Finn -- your best friend is gone.
Finn? [PANTING.]
No-o-o-o! Don't ruin the surprise! Raaaaah! Gah! Aah! Aah! Whoa! Oomph! Hyah! Rah! Aah! [BREATHING HEAVILY.]
No! Oh, my glob! [CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
[GROANS.]
Surprise! Happy birthday, Jake! Ow! [INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING.]
Hey, Jake, what are you doing? This is how my party's gonna go down.
Shake it, my friends.
Hey! Hey! Sure is great seeing you all here.
Really makes me think.
Ow! Lady, did you get extra T.
P.
for all the "potty" people? [HIGH-PITCHED.]
No.
[NORMAL VOICE.]
Well, we might have some party peepers here, and I want to be sure they don't wipe their buns on my cake.
Can I join your puppet party'? We'll have twice the puppet voices.
You won't run away? Nah, man.
I'm with you.
Happy birthday, Jake.
Really.
Finn! Glad I can untie you, buddy.
Check it out! Finn finally made it to my party! And I have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes and don't open them till I tell you.
[PANTING.]
Finn? Youlied to me? [CRUNCH!.]
Yeow! [PANTING.]
What about my party? Don't go! Finn! Whupppp! [GASPS.]
[GASPING.]
Hello? [INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING.]
[DOOR CREAKS.]
[GASPS.]
[CANDY PEOPLE MOANING.]
Finn A-a-a-a-a-aah! Surprise! You you did this? I did this? Ow! They've been waiting for me, Finn -- for my b-day! Stop being crazy! Gobble gobble gobble, bla-bla-bla, gobble, dooba, dooba, dabble.
Bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb! [WHACK!.]
Oof! You a he! I'm a woman! Raah! Ooh! Ring, ring.
Eh, hang on, deary.
Hello? Baby, I told you never to call me here.
Oh! W-what happened? A deer scronked your head, and you lost your mind, man.
You imprisoned the candy people for your own sick birthday fantasy.
Look.
What? No! It's not even close to my b-day.
I'm so sorry.
You [WEAKLY.]
You did not do this, Jake.
BOTH: What?! Then who did? Itwashim.
[BOTH GASP.]
Freak deer! Aah! [GROWLS.]
Jake, you free the Candy people.
I'll take on the deer.
No-o-o! âÂÂVan! ALL: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Thank you.
Heh, heh, hoo, hoo, ha.
Grrrrr! Oh! Aah! Ohh! [GASPS.]
Ugh! Finn! Huh? Donk! [FLUSH!.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
BOTH: Nice! We did it, dude.
How's your noggin? Not crazy anymore.
How's your legs? Mmstill broken.
[LAUGHS.]
Thank you for saving my Kingdom, boys.
The deer wanted our sugar, but I didn't give him any, if you know what I mean.
Tch! Tch! Um Phew! It's stanky in here! Yeah, like bad breath and eggs.
Let's go home so we can get baths.
[ALL CHEERING.]
CANDY PERSON: I'm gonna get clean! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!