Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e26 Episode Script
Incendium (1)
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time And so, through my experiments with cloud seeding, I've invented liquid pyrotechnics.
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING.]
That's really cool, PB! Aw, thanks, puppy- Isn't it cool, Finn? [STAMMERS GULPS.]
[GIGGLES.]
Uh Finn, no.
Come on, Finn.
Don't be weird.
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
Look, I'll see you guys later.
[THUNDER RUMBLES.]
BOTH: Ohh! [THUNDER RUMBLES.]
It's letting up.
Hey, Finn, come on.
Let's go do somethin'.
[SIGHS.]
Beemo, put on a game.
[VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS.]
I can't keep pushing this down any deeper Why do I keep trying if I can't keep her? Every move I make is just another mistake I wonder what it would take, because it feels like there's a hole inside my body Like there's a hole inside my heart It's like this feeling is gonna consume me If I keep waiting for this thing to start Oh, I feel like I'm all gummed up inside It's like I'm all gummed up inside It's like I'm all gummed up insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de [SIGHS.]
Oh, Finn.
Uncle Jake's got to find you a new love interest.
Finn, I'm going out for a quick walk in the woods.
[GROANS.]
Beemo, you look after him with your camera eyes.
If anyone tries to hurt Finn, I will kill them! Okay, good.
Gotta find a honey for my homey A baby for my buddy [AS BARRY WHITE.]
A lady for my laddie [VOICE IN DISTANCE.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [NORMAL VOICE.]
Woman! WOMAN: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I'll save you, Washtub Princess! Aah! [GRUNTS.]
You're safe now, miss Flambe?! Yeah, it's me.
Betcha thought it was a dame, on account of my girlish screamin'.
I did think that.
Ha ha.
Well, thanks anyway, brother.
Hey, you're pretty plugged-in, Flambe.
Do you know any princesses Finn's age? Oh, yeah, I know just the skirt, and she's way hot.
JAKE: She's from Fire Kingdom? Think I'll die if I go in there.
Heh.
Oh, yeah.
[INCANTING.]
[SPITS.]
Ow! There -- I cast "flame shield" on youse.
Also, I spat on youse.
[GROWLS.]
Beemo-cam on.
Goldurn you, tear ducts! [GRUNTING.]
Ugh.
Hang in there, buddy.
[GASPS.]
[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS.]
Uh, yo! What up? I'm Jake -- Jake the do- Ohhhhh! Dude, you gotta pretend like you're of royal blood.
Coulda told me that sooner.
[CHUCKLES.]
Yeah.
JAKE: Good morrow, majesty! I am Sir Jake, Baron of the Grasslands.
Hmm.
What is it you seek? Speak! Uh uh I come as an envoy of Prince Finn.
A prince? [CROWD MURMURS EXCITEDLY.]
Yeah, and he's the same age as your daughter.
Hmm? Bold words, but know you that my daughter is a rare jewel.
She cannot be wooed by just any ragamuffin prince.
Um Oh! Prince Finn is awesome! An awesome prince! That's the best kind! Silence, my molten mamas.
We are perplexed.
If you are a baron true, where is your gift? 'Tis common practice among visiting dignitaries.
Yeah, the gift -- where is the gift? You're blowin' it, bromide.
A gift? Sire, Prince Finn sent uh, three gifts! What?! Hmm.
Three is more than one.
Three's a lot of gifts.
I want three gifts.
Ooh! The first gift is, um um um this water bottle! Whoop! [LAUGHS GOOFILY.]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [LAUGHS GOOFILY.]
[GASPS.]
Prince Finn has smote my jester! Pourquoi?! I do hate my jester.
Uh Prince Finn hated him, too.
Hmm! For your second gift, a uh hmm [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING.]
Oh! A serenade! That Finn wrote for milady.
Ohhhh! Oh, Flame Princess I think you're rad I really want to kiss you right in front of your dad 'cause I think you're great I wanna be your mate or maybe go on a date 'Cause it feels like there's a fire inside my body like there's a fire inside my heart It's like this fire is gonna consume me if I keep waiting for this thing to start Oh, I feel like I'm all warmed up inside I feel all warmed up inside I feel all warmed up insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de [SIGHS.]
"A fire inside my body"?! I am disgusted! Give me your third terrible gift and be on your way! Aw, Finn.
I'm sorry, bro.
[SOBBING.]
Beemo, go away! BEEMO: Whoop.
Duck, duck, duck goose! FINN: Aaaaaaah! Is that him? He looks terrible! Why isn't he here? Why did he send his buffoon? Leave now, buffoon, for you have failed! No, wait! Uh um Prince Finn is here! He's ri-i-i-ight here! [HIGH-PITCHED.]
Greetings, Flame King.
My final gift is your favorite thing in the world.
A koala bear? Uh yes! [GRUNTS.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Eucalyptus! Eucalyptus! I don't like koalas anymore.
Begone! [SNIFFLES.]
Dude, don't cry! Can't help it.
I'm in love with Bubblegum! She's too old for you.
- I don't care! - Come on.
Flame Princess seems into you.
- No, no, no! Only Bubblegum! [CHOMPS.]
Ow! Finn? [STRAINED.]
Finn! Finn! Finn, stop! [CHOKING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Fi-i-i-i-nn! [GASPS.]
- KING: Excellent! - Huh? You have indeed proven yourself.
Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon would make an excellent boyfriend Yeah! for my evil daughter! What?! She's an unstoppable force of destruction.
Ahhhhh! Nothing a psycho like you can't handle.
Congratulations! I'm so happy.
I'm so happy to meet you, Prince.
You're my prince.
That's so sweet! - She seems normal.
- Yeah, she seems normal.
Stop whispering! Hey! So that's where I came from.
You know, on second thought, we're not really each ether's types.
We're what? I changed my mind.
I don't like you.
You what?! Uh, nothing! Bye, Flambe! Finn! I really messed up! [CRASH.]
Finn, buddy, you got to help me! I made a mistake! [FLAMES CRACKLING.]
Aaaaaah! Who lit that fire?! I'll kill you! [RUMBLING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Bubblegum's rockets! Don't you touch her stuff! [FIREWORKS WHISTLING.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [MOANS.]
It's a girl! [GRUNTS.]
You! What's wrong with me, huh?! You don't like me?! I like you! What's wrong with you?! Don't ever mess with me again! Who was that? The princess of the Fire Kingdom.
Dude I think I have a crush.
Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time And so, through my experiments with cloud seeding, I've invented liquid pyrotechnics.
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING.]
That's really cool, PB! Aw, thanks, puppy- Isn't it cool, Finn? [STAMMERS GULPS.]
[GIGGLES.]
Uh Finn, no.
Come on, Finn.
Don't be weird.
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
Look, I'll see you guys later.
[THUNDER RUMBLES.]
BOTH: Ohh! [THUNDER RUMBLES.]
It's letting up.
Hey, Finn, come on.
Let's go do somethin'.
[SIGHS.]
Beemo, put on a game.
[VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS.]
I can't keep pushing this down any deeper Why do I keep trying if I can't keep her? Every move I make is just another mistake I wonder what it would take, because it feels like there's a hole inside my body Like there's a hole inside my heart It's like this feeling is gonna consume me If I keep waiting for this thing to start Oh, I feel like I'm all gummed up inside It's like I'm all gummed up inside It's like I'm all gummed up insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de [SIGHS.]
Oh, Finn.
Uncle Jake's got to find you a new love interest.
Finn, I'm going out for a quick walk in the woods.
[GROANS.]
Beemo, you look after him with your camera eyes.
If anyone tries to hurt Finn, I will kill them! Okay, good.
Gotta find a honey for my homey A baby for my buddy [AS BARRY WHITE.]
A lady for my laddie [VOICE IN DISTANCE.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [NORMAL VOICE.]
Woman! WOMAN: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I'll save you, Washtub Princess! Aah! [GRUNTS.]
You're safe now, miss Flambe?! Yeah, it's me.
Betcha thought it was a dame, on account of my girlish screamin'.
I did think that.
Ha ha.
Well, thanks anyway, brother.
Hey, you're pretty plugged-in, Flambe.
Do you know any princesses Finn's age? Oh, yeah, I know just the skirt, and she's way hot.
JAKE: She's from Fire Kingdom? Think I'll die if I go in there.
Heh.
Oh, yeah.
[INCANTING.]
[SPITS.]
Ow! There -- I cast "flame shield" on youse.
Also, I spat on youse.
[GROWLS.]
Beemo-cam on.
Goldurn you, tear ducts! [GRUNTING.]
Ugh.
Hang in there, buddy.
[GASPS.]
[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS.]
Uh, yo! What up? I'm Jake -- Jake the do- Ohhhhh! Dude, you gotta pretend like you're of royal blood.
Coulda told me that sooner.
[CHUCKLES.]
Yeah.
JAKE: Good morrow, majesty! I am Sir Jake, Baron of the Grasslands.
Hmm.
What is it you seek? Speak! Uh uh I come as an envoy of Prince Finn.
A prince? [CROWD MURMURS EXCITEDLY.]
Yeah, and he's the same age as your daughter.
Hmm? Bold words, but know you that my daughter is a rare jewel.
She cannot be wooed by just any ragamuffin prince.
Um Oh! Prince Finn is awesome! An awesome prince! That's the best kind! Silence, my molten mamas.
We are perplexed.
If you are a baron true, where is your gift? 'Tis common practice among visiting dignitaries.
Yeah, the gift -- where is the gift? You're blowin' it, bromide.
A gift? Sire, Prince Finn sent uh, three gifts! What?! Hmm.
Three is more than one.
Three's a lot of gifts.
I want three gifts.
Ooh! The first gift is, um um um this water bottle! Whoop! [LAUGHS GOOFILY.]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [LAUGHS GOOFILY.]
[GASPS.]
Prince Finn has smote my jester! Pourquoi?! I do hate my jester.
Uh Prince Finn hated him, too.
Hmm! For your second gift, a uh hmm [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING.]
Oh! A serenade! That Finn wrote for milady.
Ohhhh! Oh, Flame Princess I think you're rad I really want to kiss you right in front of your dad 'cause I think you're great I wanna be your mate or maybe go on a date 'Cause it feels like there's a fire inside my body like there's a fire inside my heart It's like this fire is gonna consume me if I keep waiting for this thing to start Oh, I feel like I'm all warmed up inside I feel all warmed up inside I feel all warmed up insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de [SIGHS.]
"A fire inside my body"?! I am disgusted! Give me your third terrible gift and be on your way! Aw, Finn.
I'm sorry, bro.
[SOBBING.]
Beemo, go away! BEEMO: Whoop.
Duck, duck, duck goose! FINN: Aaaaaaah! Is that him? He looks terrible! Why isn't he here? Why did he send his buffoon? Leave now, buffoon, for you have failed! No, wait! Uh um Prince Finn is here! He's ri-i-i-ight here! [HIGH-PITCHED.]
Greetings, Flame King.
My final gift is your favorite thing in the world.
A koala bear? Uh yes! [GRUNTS.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Eucalyptus! Eucalyptus! I don't like koalas anymore.
Begone! [SNIFFLES.]
Dude, don't cry! Can't help it.
I'm in love with Bubblegum! She's too old for you.
- I don't care! - Come on.
Flame Princess seems into you.
- No, no, no! Only Bubblegum! [CHOMPS.]
Ow! Finn? [STRAINED.]
Finn! Finn! Finn, stop! [CHOKING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Fi-i-i-i-nn! [GASPS.]
- KING: Excellent! - Huh? You have indeed proven yourself.
Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon would make an excellent boyfriend Yeah! for my evil daughter! What?! She's an unstoppable force of destruction.
Ahhhhh! Nothing a psycho like you can't handle.
Congratulations! I'm so happy.
I'm so happy to meet you, Prince.
You're my prince.
That's so sweet! - She seems normal.
- Yeah, she seems normal.
Stop whispering! Hey! So that's where I came from.
You know, on second thought, we're not really each ether's types.
We're what? I changed my mind.
I don't like you.
You what?! Uh, nothing! Bye, Flambe! Finn! I really messed up! [CRASH.]
Finn, buddy, you got to help me! I made a mistake! [FLAMES CRACKLING.]
Aaaaaah! Who lit that fire?! I'll kill you! [RUMBLING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Bubblegum's rockets! Don't you touch her stuff! [FIREWORKS WHISTLING.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [MOANS.]
It's a girl! [GRUNTS.]
You! What's wrong with me, huh?! You don't like me?! I like you! What's wrong with you?! Don't ever mess with me again! Who was that? The princess of the Fire Kingdom.
Dude I think I have a crush.
Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree