Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s04e08 Episode Script
Hug Wolf
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time The tree of blight.
Every hundred years, it spews evil spores across the land.
Then let's burn its butt down to the root-rubbings! Finn, I can feel a bunch of eyeballs peeping us from the woods.
Hugs! What the is this an extra butt? Quick, Jake, burn the tree.
Grr, hugs.
Gonna catch you up, boy.
I'm gonna sugar you to pieces.
Dude! The tree's about to 'splode its evil juice all over.
No! Ugh! Jake! Hurry! Is he crushing you, man? No, he's just hugging me gently.
Oh.
When you see the wicker devil in tree afterlife, tell him Jake says "Hello.
" Aah! Aah-ha-ha! Ugh.
Hey, buddy.
You okay? Didn't even tell me its name.
What? Oh, sweet.
Hot to the touch.
Hmm.
Dude, why are you so huggy? I just feel affectionate, I guess.
Hugging helps.
Mm.
You got a fever, man.
I feel hot.
Finn, you're hurting me.
I think you need a good night's sleep.
You feeling better today? Yeah.
I feel like a million clams.
Good.
Hey, you think we have enough candy litter? Litter for lunch! Mmm.
Huh? Huh? Not again.
What's the matter, Cinnamon Bun? Please, Finn.
If you're gonna hug me again, don't make it as hard as you hugged me last night.
Uh, I didn't hug you last night.
Yes, you did.
My love handles still hurt.
You came into my room around midnight and gave me a squeeze a really strong one! C.
B.
Says I hugged him.
Cinnamon Bun, you've got some crazy notions.
I tell you.
Oh, Cinnamon Bun.
What a crazy story, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
But you were pretty huggy last night, buddy.
Wait.
You don't think I actually snuck into Cinnamon Bun's room and hugged him, do you? I'm just saying, you were really clingy.
But no.
Why would I? And don't tell me it's because I have repressed emotional feelings for Cinnamon Bun.
No.
I have a theory, but I don't like it.
Your questionable behavior started about an hour or so after you got hugged by that wolf-man, right? So? Well, I've been thinking that maybe that wolf-man wasn't what he seemed.
Maybe he was some sort of "Hug Wolf.
" Yeah, here it is.
Hug-Wolves "A subset of wolf-men which roam the countryside with a fervid hug-lust.
Every night, hug-wolves must go out and hug people to satisfy their insatiable craving for hugs.
To become a hug wolf, one must be hugged by an alpha hug wolf on the night of a full moon! Like last night! Yes.
So you must be a beta hug wolf a lower-level creature.
Well, how can I get un-cursed? Let me, um, read the book a little more.
It says there's no known cure.
I'm scared, Jake.
No hugs! I'm sorry.
I feel hot.
What's wrong, Beemo? I'm terrified of Finn.
Hmm.
Well, that plant's not gonna protect you.
You can get this under control, buddy.
Are you ready to overcome this thing?! I think so.
I said, "Are you ready to overcome this thing?!" Yeah.
I heard you.
I said, "I think so.
" I'm trying to get you to shout.
Oh.
Okay.
Is this good?! Never mind.
Now, I want you to think about hugging a cactus.
How would that feel? Prickly and painful.
Good.
Good.
You're doing great.
Cool.
So, can I hug the cactus now? No, you can't hug anything.
But that poor cactus.
It it needs me! Ah, no.
The hug-lust has already taken over your brain.
I want to hug you, Jake.
Finn? Say something to reassure me.
I'll hug your mom.
Jake, we need the silver baseball.
Hugs.
Hugs.
Hugs.
Hugs for buddies! Oh, glob, oh my glob, Jake.
Mama! Bring it in, guys.
Scream-o! Beemo! Strobe-light mode! Not cool.
Back, beast.
Surely this frosted drink will soothe my fevered tempers.
Hello? Good heavens.
A lycanthrope! Aah! Hug you up, bro.
Dracula? Aah! Eee! Hugs! Get away from my daughter, you hairy teenager! Eee! She'll never marry! Finn? Finn? There he is.
Huh? Huh? What what happened? Jake, what happened to me last night? You hugged everyone.
No! There he is! We're mad, but we're not gonna go down there.
People of the Candy Kingdom, all I've ever wanted was to keep you all safe.
And because I can't undo the hugs I've caused, my sole wish is to be locked up forever in the Candy dungeon.
Why is Finn in a cage, mama? Isn't hugs nice? Oh, baby.
Candy people! Let's make sure that alpha hug wolf pays for what he's done.
Yeah! Yeah! I agree with the last guy.
Cinnamon Bun, you watch over Finn.
Uh Let's go, boys.
Uhh but but but No more hugs! No more hugs! No more hugs! Without consent.
Huh? Hugs!! Finn? Uh Cinnamon Bun, let me out.
I I'm not supposed to.
Don't you want a hug? I can't, man.
Not even a little one? You want a hug? Yes! Hug me! Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Which way does it turn? Ow! Ow, my sides.
Say "No" to hugs! I smell someone being hugged right now! Uh, I have a wife.
That hug be your last, demon.
Still love you.
Raah! Come here, baby.
No huggies! Raah.
Eh.
Finn? I've failed you.
I'm gonna hug you up.
You call that a hug? This is the biggest hug that's ever existed.
Yeah.
Huh? You you stopped hugging me.
Yeah.
You stopped, too.
I just didn't feel like I needed any more hugs.
Me neither.
The curse is broken! Can I get a hug? Jake! Mm.
Aah! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!
Every hundred years, it spews evil spores across the land.
Then let's burn its butt down to the root-rubbings! Finn, I can feel a bunch of eyeballs peeping us from the woods.
Hugs! What the is this an extra butt? Quick, Jake, burn the tree.
Grr, hugs.
Gonna catch you up, boy.
I'm gonna sugar you to pieces.
Dude! The tree's about to 'splode its evil juice all over.
No! Ugh! Jake! Hurry! Is he crushing you, man? No, he's just hugging me gently.
Oh.
When you see the wicker devil in tree afterlife, tell him Jake says "Hello.
" Aah! Aah-ha-ha! Ugh.
Hey, buddy.
You okay? Didn't even tell me its name.
What? Oh, sweet.
Hot to the touch.
Hmm.
Dude, why are you so huggy? I just feel affectionate, I guess.
Hugging helps.
Mm.
You got a fever, man.
I feel hot.
Finn, you're hurting me.
I think you need a good night's sleep.
You feeling better today? Yeah.
I feel like a million clams.
Good.
Hey, you think we have enough candy litter? Litter for lunch! Mmm.
Huh? Huh? Not again.
What's the matter, Cinnamon Bun? Please, Finn.
If you're gonna hug me again, don't make it as hard as you hugged me last night.
Uh, I didn't hug you last night.
Yes, you did.
My love handles still hurt.
You came into my room around midnight and gave me a squeeze a really strong one! C.
B.
Says I hugged him.
Cinnamon Bun, you've got some crazy notions.
I tell you.
Oh, Cinnamon Bun.
What a crazy story, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
But you were pretty huggy last night, buddy.
Wait.
You don't think I actually snuck into Cinnamon Bun's room and hugged him, do you? I'm just saying, you were really clingy.
But no.
Why would I? And don't tell me it's because I have repressed emotional feelings for Cinnamon Bun.
No.
I have a theory, but I don't like it.
Your questionable behavior started about an hour or so after you got hugged by that wolf-man, right? So? Well, I've been thinking that maybe that wolf-man wasn't what he seemed.
Maybe he was some sort of "Hug Wolf.
" Yeah, here it is.
Hug-Wolves "A subset of wolf-men which roam the countryside with a fervid hug-lust.
Every night, hug-wolves must go out and hug people to satisfy their insatiable craving for hugs.
To become a hug wolf, one must be hugged by an alpha hug wolf on the night of a full moon! Like last night! Yes.
So you must be a beta hug wolf a lower-level creature.
Well, how can I get un-cursed? Let me, um, read the book a little more.
It says there's no known cure.
I'm scared, Jake.
No hugs! I'm sorry.
I feel hot.
What's wrong, Beemo? I'm terrified of Finn.
Hmm.
Well, that plant's not gonna protect you.
You can get this under control, buddy.
Are you ready to overcome this thing?! I think so.
I said, "Are you ready to overcome this thing?!" Yeah.
I heard you.
I said, "I think so.
" I'm trying to get you to shout.
Oh.
Okay.
Is this good?! Never mind.
Now, I want you to think about hugging a cactus.
How would that feel? Prickly and painful.
Good.
Good.
You're doing great.
Cool.
So, can I hug the cactus now? No, you can't hug anything.
But that poor cactus.
It it needs me! Ah, no.
The hug-lust has already taken over your brain.
I want to hug you, Jake.
Finn? Say something to reassure me.
I'll hug your mom.
Jake, we need the silver baseball.
Hugs.
Hugs.
Hugs.
Hugs for buddies! Oh, glob, oh my glob, Jake.
Mama! Bring it in, guys.
Scream-o! Beemo! Strobe-light mode! Not cool.
Back, beast.
Surely this frosted drink will soothe my fevered tempers.
Hello? Good heavens.
A lycanthrope! Aah! Hug you up, bro.
Dracula? Aah! Eee! Hugs! Get away from my daughter, you hairy teenager! Eee! She'll never marry! Finn? Finn? There he is.
Huh? Huh? What what happened? Jake, what happened to me last night? You hugged everyone.
No! There he is! We're mad, but we're not gonna go down there.
People of the Candy Kingdom, all I've ever wanted was to keep you all safe.
And because I can't undo the hugs I've caused, my sole wish is to be locked up forever in the Candy dungeon.
Why is Finn in a cage, mama? Isn't hugs nice? Oh, baby.
Candy people! Let's make sure that alpha hug wolf pays for what he's done.
Yeah! Yeah! I agree with the last guy.
Cinnamon Bun, you watch over Finn.
Uh Let's go, boys.
Uhh but but but No more hugs! No more hugs! No more hugs! Without consent.
Huh? Hugs!! Finn? Uh Cinnamon Bun, let me out.
I I'm not supposed to.
Don't you want a hug? I can't, man.
Not even a little one? You want a hug? Yes! Hug me! Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Which way does it turn? Ow! Ow, my sides.
Say "No" to hugs! I smell someone being hugged right now! Uh, I have a wife.
That hug be your last, demon.
Still love you.
Raah! Come here, baby.
No huggies! Raah.
Eh.
Finn? I've failed you.
I'm gonna hug you up.
You call that a hug? This is the biggest hug that's ever existed.
Yeah.
Huh? You you stopped hugging me.
Yeah.
You stopped, too.
I just didn't feel like I needed any more hugs.
Me neither.
The curse is broken! Can I get a hug? Jake! Mm.
Aah! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!