Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s04e17 Episode Script

BMO Noire

[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS.]
[HORSE WHINNIES.]
Ha ha ha.
Take that, Master Chen.
FINN: Jake? JAKE: What? Jake, did you hide my sock? No, man.
I told you -- I don't do that kind of stuff anymore.
So, what? It just magically disappeared? I don't know.
Maybe.
Is that just a cute way of saying you took it? No! Why don't you just help me find my sock? Oh, Finn lost his sock! Everybody stop what you're doing and help Finn find his precious sock! [HISS!.]
BMO: It looked like a tough case to crack, but I hate to see good friends fight.
So I decide to take the case.
[FILM-NOIR MUSIC PLAYS.]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
Hmm.
[GASPS.]
Ronnie.
[SQUEAKS.]
It looked like I had a guilty mouse.
[TEMPO QUICKENS.]
[GASPS.]
[EXHALES SHARPLY.]
[MUSIC STOPS, SOUR NOTES PLAY.]
Hello, Ronnie.
[BMO'S VOICE, DEEP.]
What do you want, BMO? [SQUEAKS.]
Where is Finn's sock? I don't know what you're talking about, BMO.
I didn't do nothing.
Leave me alone! [SQUEAKS.]
I knew that lipstick anywhere.
How is Lorraine? You stay away from her! She's with me now.
Do you hear? Calm down, big guy.
Me and Lorraine are dinosaur bones.
Good.
'Cause I would be so jealous.
[SQUEAKS.]
Just tell me where the sock is, and I will let you go.
I don't know, man.
What if I put some knuckle in your eyeballs? Would that help you think? [SQUEAKS.]
Okay! Okay! Um it looks like a grape-juice stain on his sock.
Check the pantry.
Of course, I didn't trust Ronnie.
But I had no other leads.
Maybe the grape juice had some secrets to tell me.
Or maybe Ronnie was just pulling my hair.
[GRUNTING.]
Ugh.
Just as I thought -- not even opened.
I fell right into his trap.
[DOOR CREAKS.]
[GASPS.]
Let me out, you! [POUNDING ON DOOR.]
I will get you! Piece of you, Ronnie! Oof! Oh.
Officer Davis.
Thank goodness.
I-- [BMO'S VOICE, DEEP.]
BMO, what are you doing here? Looking for Finn's sock -- same as you.
We got this under control.
Stay out of police business, or you will be the one behind bars.
I didn't listen to that cop.
I needed to find Ronnie.
And I knew just the lady who could lead me to him.
[SLOW SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS.]
She looked as beautiful as ever.
[CLUCKS.]
Where is the sock, Lorraine? [BMO'S VOICE, HIGH.]
What makes you think I know? I saw your lipstick on his fur, so don't act so cute.
It sounds like somebody's jealous, no? Don't count on it, Lorraine.
Now, tell me where Ronnie is.
Ha! You think it was Ronnie? Maybe if he was man enough to steal a sock, I wouldn't have spent my nights with Bebe.
Bebe?! So you are saying Bebe is man enough? What? No.
You are putting words in my mouth.
Bebe doesn't know anything about Finn's sock.
[GASPS.]
Finn's sock? How do you know it was Finn's sock? I never said whose sock was stolen, Lorraine.
I, um, um I heard it on the TV news.
No dice, sweet beak.
Officer Davis has this case under tight wraps.
Uh, uh fine! Bebe stole the sock! Okay? Oh, BMO.
Can't you just forget about it? Sorry, lady.
Forgetting ain't in my job description.
[CHUCKLES SMUGLY.]
Does this mean you still remember us? Ha ha.
Same old Lorraine.
Well, don't tell Ronnie about me and Bebe.
You know how he gets when he's jealous.
[DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES.]
Bebe owned Bebe's, a dance club downtown.
He yells at ladies.
Wake up, brainiac.
[BMO'S VOICE, DEEP.]
BMO? Aah! Aah! Arrgh! Where is the sock, Bebe? Uh [COUGHS.]
I don't know nothin' 'bout socks! Don't play dumb, Bebe.
Don't play dumb with me.
[COUGHING, GAGGING.]
I talked to Lorraine, Bebe.
She sold you out, dum-dum.
No! She -- she wouldn't do that! It wasn't me! I swear! It was Ronnie! Ronnie? But why? I don't know, man.
I don't know.
[SOBBING.]
Oh, Lorraine.
[SOBBING CONTINUES.]
I'm gonna go wash this schmutz off my grabbers.
When I get back, you better start talking sense.
It wasn't adding up.
Why would Ronnie swipe the sock? And why would Lorraine finger Bebe? Sure, he's a dirtbag born out of a mother, but who's not? I don't really get it.
Maybe it was time to cut my losses.
Come on, Bebe.
Let's get you cleaned up.
Bebe? Bebe! Dead! This doesn't look good.
I better hightail it! - [MEOWS.]
- Huh?! The cops! It was a setup! [GASPS.]
Oh.
Oh, no.
Bang, bang! Pyoo! Pyoo! Pyoo! [GROWLS.]
[PANTING.]
Whoa! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ohh ugh JAKE: Hey, has anyone seen BMO? BMO! Where's BMO? Hello? With the lipstick, she looked as beautiful as ever.
I'm worried about BMO.
This is real.
BMO! Who's BMO? [DEEPER VOICE.]
Hello? [ECHOING.]
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hey, BMO.
Wake up, buddy.
Are you all right? NEPTR? I feel like I got hit with a Dracula by King Kong.
Whoa.
Sorry, man.
You want some pie or something? Sorry.
I gotta run.
The cops are after me.
Have you seen any down here? Nah.
No one's been down here all day, except me, you, and Ronnie.
What?! What was Ronnie doing down here? I don't know.
But now my sensors indicate that some treasure is missing.
[WHIRRING.]
About a sock's worth.
[GASPS.]
That's it! That's why Ronnie took the sock -- to carry stolen treasure in with! He had to whack Bebe to keep him from squealing.
Then, he pinned the rap on me.
Bebe's dead? Listen, NEPTR, you better lay low for a while.
I'm gonna go find Ronnie.
I've got a score to settle.
Hey, BMO.
We should hang out more.
We're both robots.
No, NEPTR.
I am not like you.
[DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS.]
- Ronnie? - Evening, BMO.
[GASPS.]
Don't worry, buddy.
You're off the hook.
We know it was Ronnie who killed Bebe and snatched the treasure.
[MEOWS.]
We found this confession on him after the shootout.
Hmm.
What about the sock? Forget the sock, BMO.
The case is closed.
Let it go, buddy.
It's over.
Maybe he was right, but I just couldn't shake the feeling that, somehow, this case had slipped right through my fingers.
Lipstick? [GASPS.]
[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS.]
Ohh! Ohh! [SLOW SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS.]
Lorraine! BMO? Get back here with that treasure, Lorraine! Sorry, BMO.
I earned this loot.
Those chumps were not framing themselves.
See you around, BMO.
Lorraine! Wait! What about the sock, Lorraine? Oh.
That old thing? I hid that where no one would ever find it -- in our secret grown-up kissing spot.
Remember? - [GIGGLES.]
It was good to see you again, BMO.
'Til next time.
[CLUCKS.]
'Til next time, Lorraine.
You see, man? That was really fun.
You don't need two socks to have fun.
Yeah.
I guess.
But maybe it would have been more fun with two socks.
[SIGHS.]
Finn! Finn! I know where your sock is.
Huh? It was in your pillow this whole time.
See? Whoa! [LAUGHS.]
Right on, BMO! Ronnie the Mouse stole it, but Lorraine Chicken set him up to kill Bebe.
But the flatfoots busted Ronnie, and Lorraine skedaddled with the loot.
But BMO solved the case! Yay, BMO! Yeah! Yeah! Yay, BMO! Yay! Yay, BMO! Our chicken's name is Lorraine? She's red-hot like pizza supper.
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: My King.
My King? Wake up, husband.
[GROANS.]
What? ALL: Long live the King! What is going on? [TING!.]
Mm.
Not much.
ALL: Long live the King! Huh?! [RUSTLE!.]
Wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah Hey.
Do I know you? wuah-wuah-wuah -- Hey.
I-I know that guy.
He doesn't know he's dreaming.
Huh? [BIRDS SQUAWKING.]
Huh?! Come on, honey.
Eat your soup.
Huh? Wait.
Wait, wait.
Eat it now! Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm! [CREAK!.]
What kind of -- Aah! Howdid we get here? [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
Uh I'm good on the soup.
Huh? You! You haven't much time, sir.
What?! You are trapped in a dream, and you are in danger.
[POP!.]
You need to find this worm and break it.
Find the worm? Butyou've got him right there.
[GASPS.]
Satori! [DING!.]
Huh? Huh? Huh? [MUTTERING.]
[GROANING.]
Come on.
Jake? Ohh! [GROANING.]
Pfllllll! Pfllllll! [DISTORTED.]
Hold down the tape until it fully sticks to the paper.
Like this? Yes.
But now try holding it higher.
Like this? You need more tape.
[CRANK! CRANK!.]
Use this.
Now tape the bottom.
[CRANK!.]
Who's it for? Who's it for? It's for, um Pfllllll! [SHAKILY.]
It's for me! Play this.
Umokay.
[OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY.]
The worm! [HIGH-PITCHED.]
The worm! [CREAK! SNAP!.]
[MUSIC CONTINUES.]
Wo-o-o-o-rm! Worm! Woiiiim! Worm! Finn! Aw, man! Is it really you? Jake? Yeah.
I think so.
Yup.
I'm trapped in this dream, and I can't wake up.
Me too.
I was just in some other part of the dream with Princess Bubblegum and Flame Princess.
Make-out dreams? Nice! What?! No, it wasn't like that.
Hey, I won't judge.
Uueeeggghhhhh! Lady's got two mouths.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think she's real.
Weird.
[WIND WHISTLES.]
Ouch! What was that for?! Just wanted to make sure you were real.
Our dreams must be linked, for some reason.
Whoa! Well, Pep But told me we got to find that worm that crawled through that hole and break it.
[QUICKLY.]
In my dream -- [NORMAL VOICE.]
In my dream, suddenly, an unimaginably amazing sword appeared in front of me, able to blast the hole open.
[TING!.]
Rad! [SPARKLE!.]
[LAUGHS.]
I usually dream of messed-up stuff, like a shark trying to bite off my face.
[SHING!.]
[ROARS.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! - [CHOMP! CHOMP!.]
- FINN: Oh! Oh! Careful! If you grunk up the dreamscape with your subconscious fears, the whole thing will blow apart.
Ohhhh.
Just shrink down, like me.
[ZAP!.]
And then, I shrunk down, like Jake.
How come you know so much about dreams and stuff? 'Cause I sleep a lot.
[LAUGHS.]
Oh, yeah.
[PANTING.]
[BREATHLESSLY.]
Fionna! Cake! I need your help! What?! What did you say? I really did it this time.
They're loose, and they're coming for us! Who? [WENKING IN DISTANCE.]
BOTH: Aaaah! Aah! [PANTING.]
[BOTH PANTING.]
Dad? Help us! Maybe he's not really real.
Dad? Are you okay? [WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE!.]
That scarf looks familiar.
Yeah.
[ZIP!.]
Man! The worm is fast! Yeah, it's nuts -- fast as nuts.
Well, let's catch it with Some big ol' legs! Well, that's kind of boring for me 'cause that's my normal power, you know? Then you get birds! [CHIRPING.]
[THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!.]
[RAINDROPS GROANING IN LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS' VOICE.]
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! Remember -- this is just a dream.
Keep climbing.
[SNOW CRUNCHING.]
[WIND WHISTLING.]
Now what? Break it.
[THUD! THUD!.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
Pshhh! [BOTH GRUNT.]
[THUD!.]
[SPLITCH!.]
Gah! Gah! [WHIRS.]
Jake! Are you okay? Yeah.
Are you? Yeah.
I'm okay.
BOTH: We did it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hmm.
Was that -- was that mirror always like that? I'm pretty sure this is not normal.
Nah.
It's fine.
Aah! Jake? I think we're still dreaming.
Nah, it's just dream residue.
Forget about it.
You sure know a lot about dream stuff.
Hmm.
You pinched me earlier, but I never pinched you.
Everything's normal.
[SQUEAK!.]
[DISTORTED.]
Everything's normal.
[RATTLE!.]
It's still a dream.
Hmm.
Huh?! [LAUGHS EVILLY.]
[GASPS.]
Hey, guys.
[QUICKLY.]
Hey, guys.
[LAUGHS EVILLY.]
Hyah! Ha ha.
[WHOOSH!.]
[CLANK.]
Why are you janking up my dreamscape?! Listen, don't worry about it.
What?! You can't defeat me.
I'm the King Worm.
I'm going to keep you in this dreamscape until I've consumed all your life energy.
My life energy?! I use that! Huuaahhh Wait.
Something's wrong.
I'm missing something.
Wait.
Something's wrong.
I'm missing something.
- Worm! something's wrong.
I'm missing something.
- Worm! Oh, man.
- Worm! I'm gonna be stuck here -- forever.
Ouch! Hey, guys.
[QUICKLY.]
Hey, guys.
Knock it off.
Huh? Psst! If you grunk up the dreamscape with your subconscious fears, the whole thing will blow apart.
Hmm? Oh, yeah.
Thanks, dream Jake! [BLOWS.]
[ZING!.]
[ZING! ZING!.]
[ZING!.]
[ECHOING.]
Get ready to eat it! Wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah Okay, Finn.
Concentrate.
[STRAINED.]
Deepest gut fears! [GIGGLES.]
[BABBLING.]
[GASPS DEEPLY.]
Oh, gross! The ocean.
Aah! Yah! Aaah! Yaah! Yaaaaaaaaaaah! [INHALES DEEPLY.]
Okay.
Okay, that wasn't so bad.
- [GROWLS.]
Aah! Oh, grob! The Lich! Aah! [COUGHS.]
Hey, why don't you sit down or pass out or something? Never! [LAUGHS MANIACALLY.]
[GASPING.]
Bubblegum! Waa-hooo! Finn! Shush! I'm having coffee with the Lich.
You wouldn't understand.
[CREEPY VOICE.]
You're too young! Bleahh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [COUGHING, WHEEZING.]
Aah! So much screaming! Yaah! Aaah! Aaaah! [PANTING.]
Hadenough destabilization? I don't [COUGHS.]
know what you're talking about.
[GROANS.]
[HONK! HONK!.]
I'm a clown-ning-ning-ning.
Eep! Well, that's that.
Wuah-wuah-wuah-wuah [ZAP!.]
I don't feel so good.
[DEEP VOICE.]
Get out of our house, King Worm! [GROANS.]
Is it really you this time? Yeah, mans -- actual Jake.
Cool Pinch.
Ow! Man, come on! I'm just checking.
Just checking.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
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