Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s04e20 Episode Script

You Made Me

[mouse squeaks.]
[penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time BUBBLEGUM: Okay.
I'm going to lower the screen.
Tell me what you see.
Crunchy, you look like a rainbow.
It's beautiful.
Can you guys see that? Nope, only you can see it because you're hooked up to the aura visualizer.
But actually, I'm lying.
We can see everything you see on this screen.
Now I'm gonna send that image into Crunchy.
Whoa! The aura's gone.
- Except - Whoa! Crunchy's true essence manifested in the material plane.
I want to see Peppermint Butler's aura! [ Chuckles .]
You don't want to see that.
Yeah, we do! Right, Princess? Sure, Finn.
Just let me recalibrate the device.
No! Bunk that.
I'm tired.
Come on, Finn.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, me and Jake, we got to peace out.
BOTH: Goodnight.
[ Beeping .]
Hey, what's going on in here? Yo, guys! BOTH: Hey, Finn.
Whoa, what's that? Security cams? Yeah, man.
You gotta see some crazy stu-- Yo, shut up! - Oh, shoot.
- BOTH: What? Nothing.
- BOTH: What is it? - BOTH: Nothing! BOTH: Show us now! BOTH: Show you what? BOTH: What you said! BOTH: We didn't say nothing! BOTH: It's too late for take backs! We practically know everything already! Now show us! Okay, but you can't tell anyone.
Yeah, this is our weird secret.
Of course, dude.
All right.
Now look at monitor three.
Can you see it? Oh, yeah.
That's uh Who is that? That's Chocoberry.
Why you guys spying on Chocoberry? No, man.
Look there, in the corner.
- Who's that? - Zoom in, dude.
Plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus -- [screams.]
Lemongrab! What the?! This is our weird secret, okay? Remember that.
[ All shouting .]
How long has this been going on'? He's shown up every night for the past two weeks.
He goes to different rooms and just stands there.
And you didn't tell me?! If we told you, then we knew you'd mess up our weird TV show.
Banana guarding is boring.
I'm gonna talk to him.
Oh, no.
You see? Sorry, GUYS- Lemongrab! Nyah! Why are you stalking my peeps?! I am within my rights! BUBBLEGUM: Yeah, but what are you doing? It's creeping me out.
Uh, I am the Earl - Yeah? - The Earl of nothing! [groans.]
Wait! What do you mean, "nothing"? Castle Lemongrab has no citizens! You have excess candies! You must donate.
Dona-a-a-ta! In your dreams, you freak.
But you don't get along with others.
I don't understand you, Lemongrab.
No one -- no one understands! I am alone, and you made me like this.
[thud!.]
[echoing .]
You made me! You made me! You're my glob! You're my glob! - [sighs.]
- What are we gonna do? Something totally bum slops.
ALL: [chanting.]
No, no! We won't go! Please! Please! [chanting stops .]
All I need is three healthy volunteers to move in with Lemongrab.
He's all by himself with no one to govern.
ALL: [chanting.]
No, no! We won't go! No, no! We won't go! Come on, Mr.
Cupcake.
Just for a little while? [ Grunts .]
I can't, Princess.
My arm is broken.
Dude, you didn't have to do that.
All right, what's it gonna take, people? CHILD'S VOICE: Two things, Princess.
[all gasp.]
Yeah, that's right.
Back up, fools.
You got nerve showing your faces here, Notorious Pup Gang.
Bunch of bad apples.
Back up, Finn.
I'll take you out! We came out of hiding 'cause all y'all is scared of a Lemon man.
And we ain't afraid, so we gots demands.
And what is that? One -- total amnesty for past crimes committed by the Pup Gang.
Hmm granted.
Wait.
They threw a basketball at my head one time.
You gonna let that slide? We only did that 'cause you're old.
You sacks! I'll rip your cups! Jake, please.
What is your second demand? We want the big cash-money wad -- enough to provide for our delinquent mothers so that, hopefully, they'll show us the love we always dreamed about in our sad, young lives.
Huh.
I grant you the big cash-money wad! Now off with you to Castle Lemongrab! PUP GANG: Yo, Lemongrease.
We're gonna live here at Lemongrabs now.
Yes.
I'm Jamaica, and this is Toughy and Blombo.
Blombo, what is that? - What? - On Blombo's ears? That's his headphones.
Blombo, take them off! Blombo! You must heed my instructions! Take off your things! Whoa, settle down, Lemongrease.
I am not grease! This is unacceptable! What? What's going on? All unfit citizens of Lemongrab must be reconditioned! Man, are you crazy? Yo-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u! M-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! I have to use my sound sword now! [all scream .]
[ Boom! .]
[weakly .]
You guys.
What -- where are we? You are in my reconditioning chamber.
You will receive four to three units of juice now.
[ Sizzle! .]
[all scream .]
Ooh-ah! BUBBLEGUM: J” Crunchy.
Wake up, Crunchy J” [snores, mumbles.]
Eh? Glob, is that you? No sign of Lemongrab for three days.
I think it worked.
Maybe.
Let's keep looking.
[ Beeping .]
BUBBLEGUM: Aw, geez.
[groans.]
[Slam!.]
Hey! - Huh? What happened to your new citizens? They didn't understand my Lemonstylz.
I like this way better.
Hmm I wonder if maybe you don't understand their Candy stylz.
Come on! Let me show you something.
You see, Earl, candy people are mad special.
They need constant stroking and snuggling.
[grunts.]
[ Inhales deeply.]
[baby talking .]
[giggles.]
Here, you try.
[grunts.]
[Squish!.]
Ha-ha, ha! Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha! [groans.]
Goo-goo, uh, g-goo! [grunting .]
[ Screams .]
Put you in my oven! Nyah! It's gross! And who says your Way's right, anyway? I look in the Lemonheart you gave me and see my Lemonway to act, and that must be right! [ Screams .]
[gasps.]
FINN: Man, that guy's a real d-list.
BUBBLEGUM: Oh, dear.
His candy citizens! Let's crush this mess all accordingly! Crazy light-bulb freestyle! Yeah! BUBBLEGUM: No.
He's my responsibility.
I have to try to help him.
- Okay, that's cool, too.
- Hop on.
Hup! [ Stretch! .]
ALL: Lemongrab? Lemongrab? No Lemongrab.
Come on.
Let's find the Pup Gang quick.
[tinkles! .]
Wait.
I have a plan.
You guys go on ahead.
Okay, cool.
Hmm.
What do you got, Jake? JAKE: Just an empty room with a catcher's mitt.
Weird.
[ Both gasp.]
[groans.]
BOTH: Oh.
Oh, no! Oh! Ah! Goonie-goo-goo-foofie! [baby talking .]
Kooky-kooky-kooky! [clang! .]
[ Both gasp.]
This is serious! Pup Gang got four units.
Maybe maybe 10 units for trespassers! [ Muffled protests .]
[ Sizzle! .]
[all scream .]
[all sigh.]
You got tricks, huh? Got to fall down sometime, and when you do BUBBLEGUM: Lemongrab, stop! Huh? Please, Earl.
I can help you.
No! No! No more helping! You're the one who made me this way! How can you help?! You unload your punkest boys on me? You try to change my ways.
You poison! You poison! You need reconditioning! Reconditio-o-o-o-n! Whoa, whoa! Whoa! [ Sizzle! .]
[screaming .]
Yo-u-u-u-u! [ Distorted .]
N-o-o-o! [grunting .]
Whoa, whoa.
What the hey? Wait, Lemongrab.
Look! MAN: Hello? Am I in the right room? Huh? What? Who's this rigmarole? - I'm Lemongrab.
- Oh.
I made him for you in your pantry, for you to be with.
Two L-Lemongrabs? Hmm? Hmm.
Yeah, okay! Yeah! [ Both sighing .]
All in favor of pardoning the prisoners? Aye! Pardons for all! ALL: Goodbye, Lemongrabs! Goodbye! Take care, boys! Yes.
Yes, indeed.
Ha ha! A lemon gives by taking.
And cares by yelling.
- Hmm! - Hmm! Well, okay! Stop by anytime! But call first! Yes, goodbye! Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
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