Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e04 Episode Script
Up a Tree
[mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [speaking Korean .]
BOTH: Ooh.
Ahh.
Oh, oh, man.
My throwing-and-catching disc.
Jake, want to play throw-and-catch the throwing-and-catching disc? [ laughs.]
Yeah, man.
BOTH: Throw and catch! Throw and catch! I call dog, and you be human.
All right.
Yeah.
Whoo! It's gonna be awesome! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! You mean "Bark.
" What? Oh, yeah.
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! [ laughs.]
Hello, I'm a human.
Ready, bark! Back up a little.
And now for the perfect throw.
[grunting .]
Ah! Oh! My hammies.
Perfect throw! [Whirl!.]
[ laughs.]
More like the perfect "blow.
" That blew.
Oh, come on.
That was the wind.
The wind blows.
Hey, you want me to grab it? No, I'll get it.
Okay, but it's right here.
Sometimes a man just has to retrieve his own disc.
Good luck, buddy.
Thanks.
[dramatic music plays.]
[grunting .]
Hup! Pbht! Oh, well, hello there, my friend.
What are you doing? I'm trying to get to the top of this tree to get my disc.
Oh, well, maybe I can help.
[ gulp! .]
[ rattle! .]
Sit on me.
Uh, what? Well, sit on my needles.
The shock will boost you high up into the air.
[chuckles.]
Sit on me.
It's fine.
Go ahead.
I don't think that kind of thing really works, actually.
You can do it if you believe in yourself.
Sit on me.
No.
Oh, all right.
I'll show you.
[ Screams .]
Ouch! Sorry.
I thought that would work.
[chuckles nervously.]
[ Rattle! .]
[sighs.]
I'm just no help at all.
Ooch.
Hmm.
See, you did help.
[ Breathes deeply.]
Pooped.
[ Breathes deeply.]
Pooped.
- Oh, I apologize for staring.
- Hmm? But I've never seen a chipmunk as big as you.
[ laughs.]
I'm not a chipmunk.
I'm a human boy.
I'm trying to climb the tree.
I'm trying to get my disc back, but for now, I'm taking a break, 'cause I am pooped.
You should eat an apple to re-invigorate your climbing ability.
No thanks.
I'm good.
Just gonna rest my meathooks.
[exhales deeply.]
[chomp!.]
Huh? Huh? [grunts.]
[gasps.]
[Spits.]
Ohh, that apple was cursed or something.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Oh, dear.
I ruined your day, and now you'll never get your disc.
No, it's okay.
I've been in worse situations.
And even though I'm tiny, I do feel invigorated.
Oh, good.
What a relief.
Best of luck to you.
Bye-bye.
Choo-choo! You can't stop this train, tree.
[ Panting .]
[ Crack! .]
Hyah! [breathing shallowly.]
[grunts.]
[ Panting .]
[grunts.]
[exhales sharply.]
Whoa, you're tiny.
I ate a magic apple by mistake.
Oh, no wonder it's been taking so long.
You need any help? Nah, I got it.
Okay, well, I'm gonna walk Lady home.
I'll be back later.
Don't eat any more magic apples, silly.
Yeah, no, I won't.
I don't plan to.
[ smooch! .]
Thank you for packing.
[speaking Korean .]
You should take it easy.
[speaking Korean .]
No, no, let's get you back.
Bleh.
Disc! [dramatic music plays.]
Whoo! Where's my dingus? [humming.]
Hey! Hey, buddy! Hey, have you seen my disc?! [sing-song voice.]
Wrap it up good so I don't trip and fall on my face like the last time.
Hey! Must have could not heard me.
Doink.
Doink.
Doink.
Hey.
Squirrel! [ Indistinct conversations .]
VOICE: I think we all agree the human must be stopped.
Whoa.
- Squirrel, what happened with the apple'? - Well, I made sure he ate that apple like you guys told me to do, but get this.
It made him smaller.
I think it might have been cursed, you guys.
Well, of course, it was cursed.
We're trying to stop the human.
[sighs.]
Look, just do me a kindness and go get me some more nutmilk.
Come on, fellas.
I feel like I'm the only one coming up with ideas here.
Lenny, how do you think we should stop the human? Ummaybe a trap door? Something like that? With gravity? OWL: Hey, yeah.
We could put, like, a rug over it.
[gasps.]
My disc! ALL: Aah! Urn, it's okay.
I'm a chipmunk.
ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
[ Both grunt.]
Sorry.
[ Groans .]
ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
Hyah! [ Groans .]
Huh? What? Uh, I didn't say anything.
What are they gonna do to me? What? What are they gonna do -- I'm not allowed to talk to you.
Anyone or anything that winds up in the tree becomes part of the tree forever and ever.
In the tree, part of the tree.
So does that mean I'm a prisoner forever? Well, yes and no.
Are you a prisoner? Yes.
Will you ever be free? No.
In the tree, part of the tree -- it's very simple.
Doesn't that mean you can't leave the tree, either? No, I -- well, yes and no.
Am I allowed to leave the tree? No.
Have I already left the tree? Am I miles away from the tree right now flying around like the flying squirrel that I am? Yes.
In my mind.
Do you like it here? Yeah -- well, yes and no.
Do I like the nuts and acorns? Yes.
Do I like it when they put me down and say mean things like, "You're not a flying squirrel.
You're just a regular squirrel.
Nyah!" No.
Do I want to fly away from this place now? Yes.
Would I make a break for it if I had a buddy to break out of here with'? Yes.
Hey, buddy.
What? Let's get out of here.
[whispering .]
[all chuckling.]
I got it! What are you doing, regular, non-flying squirrel? Put that back.
Pbht! [all gasps.]
How dare you! [both laughing.]
Well, all right.
Everybody, after those two.
[ laughs.]
Okay, I'm gonna throw the disc alongside the branch.
Then we'll jump on it and fly away.
Yeah! Perfect throw! [Whirl!.]
So, it's a good thing you're a flying squirrel, huh? Well, yes and no.
ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree.
Peace out! Okay, activate your squirrel flaps.
Flaps? No, I just have regular squirrel arms.
BOTH: [ scream .]
[Whoosh! .]
Hey.
We're flying! Ohh! Oh, yeah.
[ laughs.]
Whoo! [Whoosh! .]
Hey, look.
There's Jake.
Jake! [gasps.]
The perfect throw.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [speaking Korean .]
BOTH: Ooh.
Ahh.
Oh, oh, man.
My throwing-and-catching disc.
Jake, want to play throw-and-catch the throwing-and-catching disc? [ laughs.]
Yeah, man.
BOTH: Throw and catch! Throw and catch! I call dog, and you be human.
All right.
Yeah.
Whoo! It's gonna be awesome! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! You mean "Bark.
" What? Oh, yeah.
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! [ laughs.]
Hello, I'm a human.
Ready, bark! Back up a little.
And now for the perfect throw.
[grunting .]
Ah! Oh! My hammies.
Perfect throw! [Whirl!.]
[ laughs.]
More like the perfect "blow.
" That blew.
Oh, come on.
That was the wind.
The wind blows.
Hey, you want me to grab it? No, I'll get it.
Okay, but it's right here.
Sometimes a man just has to retrieve his own disc.
Good luck, buddy.
Thanks.
[dramatic music plays.]
[grunting .]
Hup! Pbht! Oh, well, hello there, my friend.
What are you doing? I'm trying to get to the top of this tree to get my disc.
Oh, well, maybe I can help.
[ gulp! .]
[ rattle! .]
Sit on me.
Uh, what? Well, sit on my needles.
The shock will boost you high up into the air.
[chuckles.]
Sit on me.
It's fine.
Go ahead.
I don't think that kind of thing really works, actually.
You can do it if you believe in yourself.
Sit on me.
No.
Oh, all right.
I'll show you.
[ Screams .]
Ouch! Sorry.
I thought that would work.
[chuckles nervously.]
[ Rattle! .]
[sighs.]
I'm just no help at all.
Ooch.
Hmm.
See, you did help.
[ Breathes deeply.]
Pooped.
[ Breathes deeply.]
Pooped.
- Oh, I apologize for staring.
- Hmm? But I've never seen a chipmunk as big as you.
[ laughs.]
I'm not a chipmunk.
I'm a human boy.
I'm trying to climb the tree.
I'm trying to get my disc back, but for now, I'm taking a break, 'cause I am pooped.
You should eat an apple to re-invigorate your climbing ability.
No thanks.
I'm good.
Just gonna rest my meathooks.
[exhales deeply.]
[chomp!.]
Huh? Huh? [grunts.]
[gasps.]
[Spits.]
Ohh, that apple was cursed or something.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Oh, dear.
I ruined your day, and now you'll never get your disc.
No, it's okay.
I've been in worse situations.
And even though I'm tiny, I do feel invigorated.
Oh, good.
What a relief.
Best of luck to you.
Bye-bye.
Choo-choo! You can't stop this train, tree.
[ Panting .]
[ Crack! .]
Hyah! [breathing shallowly.]
[grunts.]
[ Panting .]
[grunts.]
[exhales sharply.]
Whoa, you're tiny.
I ate a magic apple by mistake.
Oh, no wonder it's been taking so long.
You need any help? Nah, I got it.
Okay, well, I'm gonna walk Lady home.
I'll be back later.
Don't eat any more magic apples, silly.
Yeah, no, I won't.
I don't plan to.
[ smooch! .]
Thank you for packing.
[speaking Korean .]
You should take it easy.
[speaking Korean .]
No, no, let's get you back.
Bleh.
Disc! [dramatic music plays.]
Whoo! Where's my dingus? [humming.]
Hey! Hey, buddy! Hey, have you seen my disc?! [sing-song voice.]
Wrap it up good so I don't trip and fall on my face like the last time.
Hey! Must have could not heard me.
Doink.
Doink.
Doink.
Hey.
Squirrel! [ Indistinct conversations .]
VOICE: I think we all agree the human must be stopped.
Whoa.
- Squirrel, what happened with the apple'? - Well, I made sure he ate that apple like you guys told me to do, but get this.
It made him smaller.
I think it might have been cursed, you guys.
Well, of course, it was cursed.
We're trying to stop the human.
[sighs.]
Look, just do me a kindness and go get me some more nutmilk.
Come on, fellas.
I feel like I'm the only one coming up with ideas here.
Lenny, how do you think we should stop the human? Ummaybe a trap door? Something like that? With gravity? OWL: Hey, yeah.
We could put, like, a rug over it.
[gasps.]
My disc! ALL: Aah! Urn, it's okay.
I'm a chipmunk.
ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
[ Both grunt.]
Sorry.
[ Groans .]
ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
Hyah! [ Groans .]
Huh? What? Uh, I didn't say anything.
What are they gonna do to me? What? What are they gonna do -- I'm not allowed to talk to you.
Anyone or anything that winds up in the tree becomes part of the tree forever and ever.
In the tree, part of the tree.
So does that mean I'm a prisoner forever? Well, yes and no.
Are you a prisoner? Yes.
Will you ever be free? No.
In the tree, part of the tree -- it's very simple.
Doesn't that mean you can't leave the tree, either? No, I -- well, yes and no.
Am I allowed to leave the tree? No.
Have I already left the tree? Am I miles away from the tree right now flying around like the flying squirrel that I am? Yes.
In my mind.
Do you like it here? Yeah -- well, yes and no.
Do I like the nuts and acorns? Yes.
Do I like it when they put me down and say mean things like, "You're not a flying squirrel.
You're just a regular squirrel.
Nyah!" No.
Do I want to fly away from this place now? Yes.
Would I make a break for it if I had a buddy to break out of here with'? Yes.
Hey, buddy.
What? Let's get out of here.
[whispering .]
[all chuckling.]
I got it! What are you doing, regular, non-flying squirrel? Put that back.
Pbht! [all gasps.]
How dare you! [both laughing.]
Well, all right.
Everybody, after those two.
[ laughs.]
Okay, I'm gonna throw the disc alongside the branch.
Then we'll jump on it and fly away.
Yeah! Perfect throw! [Whirl!.]
So, it's a good thing you're a flying squirrel, huh? Well, yes and no.
ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree.
Peace out! Okay, activate your squirrel flaps.
Flaps? No, I just have regular squirrel arms.
BOTH: [ scream .]
[Whoosh! .]
Hey.
We're flying! Ohh! Oh, yeah.
[ laughs.]
Whoo! [Whoosh! .]
Hey, look.
There's Jake.
Jake! [gasps.]
The perfect throw.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!