Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e06 Episode Script
Jake the Dad
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Puppies! Puppies! Puppies! Hey, Jake.
Hey, Lady.
We came to see your new pups.
Puppies! [Speaking Korean.]
Hey, dudes.
They're still pretty sleepy.
Sleepy little sweeties.
Pups, meet everybody.
- Yes! And this sweet little lady is Jake Jr.
Aww! Oh.
That's a butt.
[Barks.]
[Laughs.]
Pre-e-e-e-tty cute.
[Sniffles.]
Finn I love all my little babies so much.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to them.
[Laughs.]
Dude, real talk are you worried about being a dad? [Sniffles.]
No way.
Check this out.
Thanks, honey.
[Speaking Korean.]
It's "Mom's Manual for Raising Beautiful Children.
" Aw, dude mom! She would have been so proud to see you and your pups.
[Sobbing.]
BMO: [laughs.]
Look! Look! [Laughs.]
Aw, BMO! When's the last time you washed your controller? [Groans.]
Ugh! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa! [Laughter.]
[Both laugh.]
[Groaning.]
[Panting.]
We were just wrestling.
Cool-uncle wrestling.
[Whimpers.]
Uh l-l-I think it's getting kind of late.
Um, puppies need sleep.
Okay.
Uh, Finn you should go home.
I'm gonna live with Lady and the pups from now on.
I'm a dad now.
It's a pretty big whoop.
Oh.
Psst! Who wants to play video games?! Yeah, okay.
I guess we'll take off.
We'll hang out soon.
Aw, no prob, Bob.
Heh.
Congrats again.
I'll be right back.
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! I'm gonna be the best dad ever.
[Snoring.]
[Yawns.]
Breakfast time.
[Grunts.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Sorry, honey.
I'm on guard duty.
You're sleeping for both of us tonight.
[Sighs.]
[Warble! Warble!.]
[Blows.]
Breakfast ideas for pups.
Recipe for French toast.
Ingredients [volume decreases.]
Butter, three large eggs, a wide dash of vanilla, milk, 10 slices of bread white, brown, multigrain, or country loaf.
In a large mixing bowl, crack the eggs and whisk the milk, vanilla, and Hmm.
all eggs and honey.
When your consistency is satisfactory, set mixture aside.
Dip bread into mixture and soak bread thoroughly.
Ha ha! Kind of like a dead person.
Sauté your eggsoaked bread slices until They're just asleep.
It's okay.
You got to be a tough [sighs.]
a tough dad.
Aaaaaaaaah! The puppies aren't moving! Perform CPR! They might be dead! [Screaming.]
[Exhales.]
[All cooing.]
Saved 'em.
Mom's Manual knows best.
[Barks.]
[Puppies giggling.]
[Sighs.]
You guys are getting big.
Okay.
[Yawns.]
[Sleepily.]
Excuse me.
Mom's manual suggested I read you guys a story.
This was your daddy's favorite book when he was cute, like you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm hmm.
"There once were five little babies who were very cute and very chubby.
One day, they met a fox.
'I'm so hungry that there must be something wrong with my stomach,' said the baby-eating fox.
'Will one of you babies be so kind as to look inside my belly and see what's wrong? ' 'We all will! ' Said the babies, who were as helpful as they were chubby.
" This is a lot darker than I remember! Um gimme a sec.
Is this appropriate for babies? [Gasps.]
Get that book out of here! Yeah, okay.
[Grunts.]
Sorry, sweeties.
Mom's Manual says no.
[Squeak!.]
[Creak!.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Take them out for fresh air, huh? There there might be a giant fox out there.
[Snores.]
[Sleepily.]
Or some some other predator.
[Snorts.]
Hey! - [All gasp.]
[Yawns.]
This is not for babies! [Whoosh!.]
[Smack!.]
Hey.
Free book.
H-Hey, everybody, look.
Look at this book I found about eating babies.
Huh? A book about eating babies? They just sit there while you eat them.
Whoa! Eatin' babies.
Wow.
Why haven't we been eating babies this whole time? [Coughs.]
I don't know, but I'm going to go eat one right now.
Yeah! Let's eat some babies! [Foxes cheering.]
Okay, everyone, your mom wanted me to take y'all outside.
Unh-unh-unh.
Be careful.
[Grunts.]
No, Charlie.
No! Too much germs, you know? [Yawning.]
Everybody stick together and don't do anything.
[Puppies groan.]
[Sleepily.]
And we can all take a nap.
[Sighs.]
Then [yawns.]
[Snoring.]
[Poink!.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! [Coughing.]
[Sighs.]
Aaaaah! Oh, my gloob! No-o-o-o-o! N-o-o-o-o!! It's every parent's worst nightmare! No! No! No! Put that down! Get off of there! Aah! Come back! [Whoosh!.]
Wait! T.
V! You're gonna hurt yourself! Charlie, no! Viola, wait! [Shouting in Korean.]
JAKE: Hey, Lady.
[Panting.]
These puppies are really wearing me out, you know? [Exhales deeply.]
[Yawning.]
I can hardly keep my eyes open.
[Speaking Korean.]
No, no.
It's it's all in the manual.
You see, it's [yawns.]
It's [muttering.]
[Snores.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Is that a baby? He doesn't look right.
Why is he so sweaty? And hairy? Look, fellas, there's never gonna be a perfect baby.
Times like this, you just gotta dive right in.
Coochie-coochie-coo! [Giggles.]
[Sighs.]
[Speaking Korean.]
[Whoosh!.]
What the What are you doing?! Let me go! [Growls.]
[Panting.]
Hold on.
Hold on a minute.
[Sighs.]
Just just lemme [grunts.]
Y'all better watch out.
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Huh? Puppies? What are you doing?! Go back inside! The Manual's gonna flip! Dad, the manual's a bunch of junk! Just give us a chance! Jake Jr.
, you said your first words "The Manual's a bunch of junk!" The Manual's a bunch of junk?! Hmm.
MANUAL: Ohh! Stay back, Jakey.
My Manual says it's too dangerous.
Mom, your manual's a bunch of junk! Look what I can do! Ha ha! Oh dear glob.
[Laughing.]
I'm sorry for being such a little stinker, kids.
Come on and show the old man what you got.
[All speaking Korean.]
[Crash!.]
[All speaking Korean.]
Whoa! What the [puppies speaking Korean.]
[All groaning.]
[Puppies speaking Korean.]
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!.]
[Foxes screaming.]
W-W-W-W-Whoa! You see, Dad? We flippin' crushed it.
Crushed it! [Groans.]
You did.
I'm super-proud, y'all.
And I'm duper-sorry, too.
I've been trying to make you know about safety without actually learning about safety the way I did by not listening to my mom when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boom box.
[Speaking Korean excitedly.]
Yup.
I've been trying to make them know about safety without actually learning about safety the way I did by not listening to my mom when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boom box.
BMO: I said to the bread lady, "What happened to your husband? Is he bread? Is he bread? I've got all the bread you need" Hey, guys.
I'm back.
Is everything okay? Did you ruin it? Nah, nah.
It's cool.
It turns out the pups can pretty much take care of themselves.
They don't really need me around.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
I guess Rainicorns age really fast.
They're basically, like, older than me already.
Kil Whan has a beard now.
- Oh.
- Ah, it's okay.
I've got a slammin' family right here, too.
Plus, all my stuff is here.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Puppies! Puppies! Puppies! Hey, Jake.
Hey, Lady.
We came to see your new pups.
Puppies! [Speaking Korean.]
Hey, dudes.
They're still pretty sleepy.
Sleepy little sweeties.
Pups, meet everybody.
- Yes! And this sweet little lady is Jake Jr.
Aww! Oh.
That's a butt.
[Barks.]
[Laughs.]
Pre-e-e-e-tty cute.
[Sniffles.]
Finn I love all my little babies so much.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to them.
[Laughs.]
Dude, real talk are you worried about being a dad? [Sniffles.]
No way.
Check this out.
Thanks, honey.
[Speaking Korean.]
It's "Mom's Manual for Raising Beautiful Children.
" Aw, dude mom! She would have been so proud to see you and your pups.
[Sobbing.]
BMO: [laughs.]
Look! Look! [Laughs.]
Aw, BMO! When's the last time you washed your controller? [Groans.]
Ugh! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa! [Laughter.]
[Both laugh.]
[Groaning.]
[Panting.]
We were just wrestling.
Cool-uncle wrestling.
[Whimpers.]
Uh l-l-I think it's getting kind of late.
Um, puppies need sleep.
Okay.
Uh, Finn you should go home.
I'm gonna live with Lady and the pups from now on.
I'm a dad now.
It's a pretty big whoop.
Oh.
Psst! Who wants to play video games?! Yeah, okay.
I guess we'll take off.
We'll hang out soon.
Aw, no prob, Bob.
Heh.
Congrats again.
I'll be right back.
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! I'm gonna be the best dad ever.
[Snoring.]
[Yawns.]
Breakfast time.
[Grunts.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Sorry, honey.
I'm on guard duty.
You're sleeping for both of us tonight.
[Sighs.]
[Warble! Warble!.]
[Blows.]
Breakfast ideas for pups.
Recipe for French toast.
Ingredients [volume decreases.]
Butter, three large eggs, a wide dash of vanilla, milk, 10 slices of bread white, brown, multigrain, or country loaf.
In a large mixing bowl, crack the eggs and whisk the milk, vanilla, and Hmm.
all eggs and honey.
When your consistency is satisfactory, set mixture aside.
Dip bread into mixture and soak bread thoroughly.
Ha ha! Kind of like a dead person.
Sauté your eggsoaked bread slices until They're just asleep.
It's okay.
You got to be a tough [sighs.]
a tough dad.
Aaaaaaaaah! The puppies aren't moving! Perform CPR! They might be dead! [Screaming.]
[Exhales.]
[All cooing.]
Saved 'em.
Mom's Manual knows best.
[Barks.]
[Puppies giggling.]
[Sighs.]
You guys are getting big.
Okay.
[Yawns.]
[Sleepily.]
Excuse me.
Mom's manual suggested I read you guys a story.
This was your daddy's favorite book when he was cute, like you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm hmm.
"There once were five little babies who were very cute and very chubby.
One day, they met a fox.
'I'm so hungry that there must be something wrong with my stomach,' said the baby-eating fox.
'Will one of you babies be so kind as to look inside my belly and see what's wrong? ' 'We all will! ' Said the babies, who were as helpful as they were chubby.
" This is a lot darker than I remember! Um gimme a sec.
Is this appropriate for babies? [Gasps.]
Get that book out of here! Yeah, okay.
[Grunts.]
Sorry, sweeties.
Mom's Manual says no.
[Squeak!.]
[Creak!.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Take them out for fresh air, huh? There there might be a giant fox out there.
[Snores.]
[Sleepily.]
Or some some other predator.
[Snorts.]
Hey! - [All gasp.]
[Yawns.]
This is not for babies! [Whoosh!.]
[Smack!.]
Hey.
Free book.
H-Hey, everybody, look.
Look at this book I found about eating babies.
Huh? A book about eating babies? They just sit there while you eat them.
Whoa! Eatin' babies.
Wow.
Why haven't we been eating babies this whole time? [Coughs.]
I don't know, but I'm going to go eat one right now.
Yeah! Let's eat some babies! [Foxes cheering.]
Okay, everyone, your mom wanted me to take y'all outside.
Unh-unh-unh.
Be careful.
[Grunts.]
No, Charlie.
No! Too much germs, you know? [Yawning.]
Everybody stick together and don't do anything.
[Puppies groan.]
[Sleepily.]
And we can all take a nap.
[Sighs.]
Then [yawns.]
[Snoring.]
[Poink!.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! [Coughing.]
[Sighs.]
Aaaaah! Oh, my gloob! No-o-o-o-o! N-o-o-o-o!! It's every parent's worst nightmare! No! No! No! Put that down! Get off of there! Aah! Come back! [Whoosh!.]
Wait! T.
V! You're gonna hurt yourself! Charlie, no! Viola, wait! [Shouting in Korean.]
JAKE: Hey, Lady.
[Panting.]
These puppies are really wearing me out, you know? [Exhales deeply.]
[Yawning.]
I can hardly keep my eyes open.
[Speaking Korean.]
No, no.
It's it's all in the manual.
You see, it's [yawns.]
It's [muttering.]
[Snores.]
[Speaking Korean.]
Is that a baby? He doesn't look right.
Why is he so sweaty? And hairy? Look, fellas, there's never gonna be a perfect baby.
Times like this, you just gotta dive right in.
Coochie-coochie-coo! [Giggles.]
[Sighs.]
[Speaking Korean.]
[Whoosh!.]
What the What are you doing?! Let me go! [Growls.]
[Panting.]
Hold on.
Hold on a minute.
[Sighs.]
Just just lemme [grunts.]
Y'all better watch out.
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Huh? Puppies? What are you doing?! Go back inside! The Manual's gonna flip! Dad, the manual's a bunch of junk! Just give us a chance! Jake Jr.
, you said your first words "The Manual's a bunch of junk!" The Manual's a bunch of junk?! Hmm.
MANUAL: Ohh! Stay back, Jakey.
My Manual says it's too dangerous.
Mom, your manual's a bunch of junk! Look what I can do! Ha ha! Oh dear glob.
[Laughing.]
I'm sorry for being such a little stinker, kids.
Come on and show the old man what you got.
[All speaking Korean.]
[Crash!.]
[All speaking Korean.]
Whoa! What the [puppies speaking Korean.]
[All groaning.]
[Puppies speaking Korean.]
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!.]
[Foxes screaming.]
W-W-W-W-Whoa! You see, Dad? We flippin' crushed it.
Crushed it! [Groans.]
You did.
I'm super-proud, y'all.
And I'm duper-sorry, too.
I've been trying to make you know about safety without actually learning about safety the way I did by not listening to my mom when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boom box.
[Speaking Korean excitedly.]
Yup.
I've been trying to make them know about safety without actually learning about safety the way I did by not listening to my mom when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boom box.
BMO: I said to the bread lady, "What happened to your husband? Is he bread? Is he bread? I've got all the bread you need" Hey, guys.
I'm back.
Is everything okay? Did you ruin it? Nah, nah.
It's cool.
It turns out the pups can pretty much take care of themselves.
They don't really need me around.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
I guess Rainicorns age really fast.
They're basically, like, older than me already.
Kil Whan has a beard now.
- Oh.
- Ah, it's okay.
I've got a slammin' family right here, too.
Plus, all my stuff is here.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree