Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e07 Episode Script
Davey
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [video-game music plays.]
[Whoosh!.]
ALL: Aaah! A dragon! [Indistinct shouting.]
[Roars.]
[All screaming.]
I'm here just in time! [Zoom!.]
[Roars.]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [roars.]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [roars.]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [roars.]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [gasps.]
Whoa.
[Video-game music plays.]
Ahhhh! [Music continues.]
[Thud!.]
[Whap!.]
[Candy people cheering.]
Don't let the dragon drag on, man.
Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
[Candy people cheering.]
Thanks.
Sign my rock! [Laughs.]
Okay.
[Laughs.]
Finn! U-uh, uh, uhh Have dinner with me! Please! Please! Please! Please! Finn! Sure, man.
Yeah.
Sure.
Sometime.
[Laughs.]
How about e-every night this week?! Well maybe one night.
[Whimpers.]
[Sniffles.]
Come on, man! Every night! No, man.
You get out of here.
Boom! Hey, y'all! Don't fight! [Both grunting.]
We should get out of here, Finn.
I think somebody called the heat.
BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! [Candy people grunting.]
[Shouting in distance.]
[Shouting intensifies.]
Have dinner with me! Have dinner! I want you to have dinner! Finn! Sucks.
Finn, can go outside today? Well I guess I could.
I just don't want to deal with those guys right now.
Ohhhhh! Deal with me! [Giggles.]
Let's play "Cops and Robbers"! Gimme your bank account! Bang, bang! [Grunts.]
[Laughs.]
Huh? Reach for the roof! And give me all your goldbricks! Uh, okay, okay.
Don't hurt me! Don't worry, Finn.
It's only me BMO.
I'm wearing a disguise! [Laughs.]
[Sighs.]
Hmm.
[Crying.]
Your beauty is destroyed! [Sobbing.]
[Sobbing continues.]
Hotcha! BMO, how do I look? Like the devil! Whoa! [Gasps.]
Intruder! Finn! There's an intruder in here! [Laughing.]
No, it's me it's Finn.
This is my alter-ego Davey Johnson.
Ohhhhhhhh.
I'll dress up like this so nobody bothers me about being Finn.
Do you think that'll going to do the trick? I dunno.
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!.]
Huh? Huh? Is that? Is that Finn?! Hello um [deep voice.]
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
He-llo.
Uhhhhhhhhh [voice auto-tuning.]
[Davey's voice.]
Hello.
I'm Davey.
Oh.
Thought it was Finn, on account he's wearing Finn's exact clothes.
Oh, man.
Ha ha! Hi.
I'm Davey.
Ah, so what? You want to have dinner with me? Go away, weirdo.
Ha ha.
[Coins jingle.]
[Electronic music plays.]
[Birds cooing.]
[Crunch!.]
MAN: Hey! Come on! You got to pay for those, man! I'm trying to run a business here! [Coins jingle.]
I got to find a job.
[Bell jingles.]
I need a job.
Can you sweep a broom? You betcha! [Whistle blows.]
Geez Louise! Quitting time already? Sure is, Davey.
Take 'er easy, boss.
Good night, Davey.
[Normal voice.]
Man, today was awesome Just normal, you know? Just like a normal day.
No drama or anything of that just super-normal.
Man, it was great.
That's cool.
Good night, Finn.
I'm Davey.
[Chuckles.]
Yeah.
I'm Davey.
[Candy people cheering.]
[Clanking.]
Hey, Finn, you want to have dinner instead of breakfast today? [Clanking continues.]
Finn? [Clanking continues.]
That must be him.
[Cheering continues.]
I made you dinner, Finn! Where were you?! ALL: Whoa! [Clanking continues.]
[Clank.]
Uh, what's going on? Oh, hiya, mister.
Thanks for putting me up last night.
I'm just chopping some wood so's I can build a little log cabin to live in.
Huhhhhhh?! [Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Hey.
I'm Randy.
Randy, want to get dinner tonight? Nah.
I'm busy.
I like to wander at night.
Finn, what's going on? You got to start calling me "Davey," Mister because that's my name.
Da-a-a-a-a-vey.
Aw, no! Have you lost your teacups, man? Mister, I don't know nothing about that.
I'm just a working Joe, trying to stake my claim under the sun and look out on the beautiful green fields called life! Uhhhhh RAND Y: Hey, Davey, where do you want these logs? Oh, just attach them to the cabin, like how it should be so it looks like a cabin.
We're gonna build a right wall and a front wall.
Uh how about the roof? Maybe.
Maybe.
I've been holding these.
They look good.
[Sighs.]
Got to figure a way to get Finn to act normal.
BMO: Pyoo! Pyoo! Pyoo-pyoo! Pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo! [Groans.]
[Rocking chairs creaking.]
[Both slurp.]
Aaaaah! Gimme the wallet! Or feel my claw! The wallet! Watch out! A robber! I'll cut you! I mean, rob you! Oh, no! I'm a robber! I'm gonna rob this guy's life! And there's nobody who can stop me! Unless there's a hero around here.
[Gasps.]
Like, if someone around here was actually a hero in disguise, they could probably stop me.
Come on, Finn! Be a hero! What? What are we talking about? Butt out, Randy! Ohhhhhhh! Yes, Finn! Put on your awesome hat and beat me up! What? I'm not talking to you, Randy! I called the police.
Hmm.
Wait what?! BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Guys, it's not what it looks like! That guy isn't really named Davey! It's Finn! He brainwashed himself to become Davey, and I was just trying to inspire him to go back to being Finn! BOTH: Yeah, yeah! We've heard that before! Come along Robber! R-robber.
Finn! Don't let the dragon drag on, man! Don't let the dragon drag on!! Don't let the dragon Jake? [Slurps.]
Well, that was pretty unusual, wasn't it, Davey? [Slurps.]
Get outta here, Randy! Get o-o-o-o-out! [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
No more Davey.
But you love being Davey.
I do love being Davey, but being Davey caused Jake to get arrested.
But remember that time when Davey sat in the park and saw some people walking around? [Sighing.]
Yeah.
That was nice.
And remember that time when Davey swept the floors? [Laughs.]
Yeah, that was great, too.
But Do you really want to go back to being a famous hero? Why not just be Davey A simple man with simple goals and simple problems? You can just blend in and live the simple life.
Yeah blend in.
You know, maybe I'll be Davey just one more time.
One more time.
Come on, man! That last game wasn't fair! How about who can hold up their hand the longest? Okay.
This game breaks the tie.
Okay.
Last game.
Last game.
Hey, fellas.
How's tricks? Hmm? Oh.
Hey, Davey.
[Gasps.]
Keys.
[Keys jingle.]
Hmm? W-w-what's going on? Oh.
Uh [chuckles nervously.]
Would you care for a body sweep? Um yeah.
Sure.
I do feel kinda dirty.
[Straining.]
Whoo! You sure know how to party, Davey! [Straining.]
Yes, yes! Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes! No! No, no! No! [Keys jingle, lock opens.]
[Clank!.]
Davey?! No, it's me Finn! Finn! Here's your mail, criminal.
We feed our criminals.
[Clank!.]
Hey! Stop! Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Whoo! [Both panting.]
Goodbye, Davey.
Goodbye, Finn.
BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! [Groans.]
Hey! There they go! Yeah, there goes Davey and the criminal! Awww! Huh.
Hey, Finn.
Hey, Finn.
BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Good luck catching those guys! Thanks! Glad to have you back, buddy.
Word.
[Farts.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [video-game music plays.]
[Whoosh!.]
ALL: Aaah! A dragon! [Indistinct shouting.]
[Roars.]
[All screaming.]
I'm here just in time! [Zoom!.]
[Roars.]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [roars.]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [roars.]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [roars.]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [gasps.]
Whoa.
[Video-game music plays.]
Ahhhh! [Music continues.]
[Thud!.]
[Whap!.]
[Candy people cheering.]
Don't let the dragon drag on, man.
Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
[Candy people cheering.]
Thanks.
Sign my rock! [Laughs.]
Okay.
[Laughs.]
Finn! U-uh, uh, uhh Have dinner with me! Please! Please! Please! Please! Finn! Sure, man.
Yeah.
Sure.
Sometime.
[Laughs.]
How about e-every night this week?! Well maybe one night.
[Whimpers.]
[Sniffles.]
Come on, man! Every night! No, man.
You get out of here.
Boom! Hey, y'all! Don't fight! [Both grunting.]
We should get out of here, Finn.
I think somebody called the heat.
BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! [Candy people grunting.]
[Shouting in distance.]
[Shouting intensifies.]
Have dinner with me! Have dinner! I want you to have dinner! Finn! Sucks.
Finn, can go outside today? Well I guess I could.
I just don't want to deal with those guys right now.
Ohhhhh! Deal with me! [Giggles.]
Let's play "Cops and Robbers"! Gimme your bank account! Bang, bang! [Grunts.]
[Laughs.]
Huh? Reach for the roof! And give me all your goldbricks! Uh, okay, okay.
Don't hurt me! Don't worry, Finn.
It's only me BMO.
I'm wearing a disguise! [Laughs.]
[Sighs.]
Hmm.
[Crying.]
Your beauty is destroyed! [Sobbing.]
[Sobbing continues.]
Hotcha! BMO, how do I look? Like the devil! Whoa! [Gasps.]
Intruder! Finn! There's an intruder in here! [Laughing.]
No, it's me it's Finn.
This is my alter-ego Davey Johnson.
Ohhhhhhhh.
I'll dress up like this so nobody bothers me about being Finn.
Do you think that'll going to do the trick? I dunno.
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!.]
Huh? Huh? Is that? Is that Finn?! Hello um [deep voice.]
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
He-llo.
Uhhhhhhhhh [voice auto-tuning.]
[Davey's voice.]
Hello.
I'm Davey.
Oh.
Thought it was Finn, on account he's wearing Finn's exact clothes.
Oh, man.
Ha ha! Hi.
I'm Davey.
Ah, so what? You want to have dinner with me? Go away, weirdo.
Ha ha.
[Coins jingle.]
[Electronic music plays.]
[Birds cooing.]
[Crunch!.]
MAN: Hey! Come on! You got to pay for those, man! I'm trying to run a business here! [Coins jingle.]
I got to find a job.
[Bell jingles.]
I need a job.
Can you sweep a broom? You betcha! [Whistle blows.]
Geez Louise! Quitting time already? Sure is, Davey.
Take 'er easy, boss.
Good night, Davey.
[Normal voice.]
Man, today was awesome Just normal, you know? Just like a normal day.
No drama or anything of that just super-normal.
Man, it was great.
That's cool.
Good night, Finn.
I'm Davey.
[Chuckles.]
Yeah.
I'm Davey.
[Candy people cheering.]
[Clanking.]
Hey, Finn, you want to have dinner instead of breakfast today? [Clanking continues.]
Finn? [Clanking continues.]
That must be him.
[Cheering continues.]
I made you dinner, Finn! Where were you?! ALL: Whoa! [Clanking continues.]
[Clank.]
Uh, what's going on? Oh, hiya, mister.
Thanks for putting me up last night.
I'm just chopping some wood so's I can build a little log cabin to live in.
Huhhhhhh?! [Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Hey.
I'm Randy.
Randy, want to get dinner tonight? Nah.
I'm busy.
I like to wander at night.
Finn, what's going on? You got to start calling me "Davey," Mister because that's my name.
Da-a-a-a-a-vey.
Aw, no! Have you lost your teacups, man? Mister, I don't know nothing about that.
I'm just a working Joe, trying to stake my claim under the sun and look out on the beautiful green fields called life! Uhhhhh RAND Y: Hey, Davey, where do you want these logs? Oh, just attach them to the cabin, like how it should be so it looks like a cabin.
We're gonna build a right wall and a front wall.
Uh how about the roof? Maybe.
Maybe.
I've been holding these.
They look good.
[Sighs.]
Got to figure a way to get Finn to act normal.
BMO: Pyoo! Pyoo! Pyoo-pyoo! Pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo! [Groans.]
[Rocking chairs creaking.]
[Both slurp.]
Aaaaah! Gimme the wallet! Or feel my claw! The wallet! Watch out! A robber! I'll cut you! I mean, rob you! Oh, no! I'm a robber! I'm gonna rob this guy's life! And there's nobody who can stop me! Unless there's a hero around here.
[Gasps.]
Like, if someone around here was actually a hero in disguise, they could probably stop me.
Come on, Finn! Be a hero! What? What are we talking about? Butt out, Randy! Ohhhhhhh! Yes, Finn! Put on your awesome hat and beat me up! What? I'm not talking to you, Randy! I called the police.
Hmm.
Wait what?! BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Guys, it's not what it looks like! That guy isn't really named Davey! It's Finn! He brainwashed himself to become Davey, and I was just trying to inspire him to go back to being Finn! BOTH: Yeah, yeah! We've heard that before! Come along Robber! R-robber.
Finn! Don't let the dragon drag on, man! Don't let the dragon drag on!! Don't let the dragon Jake? [Slurps.]
Well, that was pretty unusual, wasn't it, Davey? [Slurps.]
Get outta here, Randy! Get o-o-o-o-out! [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
No more Davey.
But you love being Davey.
I do love being Davey, but being Davey caused Jake to get arrested.
But remember that time when Davey sat in the park and saw some people walking around? [Sighing.]
Yeah.
That was nice.
And remember that time when Davey swept the floors? [Laughs.]
Yeah, that was great, too.
But Do you really want to go back to being a famous hero? Why not just be Davey A simple man with simple goals and simple problems? You can just blend in and live the simple life.
Yeah blend in.
You know, maybe I'll be Davey just one more time.
One more time.
Come on, man! That last game wasn't fair! How about who can hold up their hand the longest? Okay.
This game breaks the tie.
Okay.
Last game.
Last game.
Hey, fellas.
How's tricks? Hmm? Oh.
Hey, Davey.
[Gasps.]
Keys.
[Keys jingle.]
Hmm? W-w-what's going on? Oh.
Uh [chuckles nervously.]
Would you care for a body sweep? Um yeah.
Sure.
I do feel kinda dirty.
[Straining.]
Whoo! You sure know how to party, Davey! [Straining.]
Yes, yes! Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes! No! No, no! No! [Keys jingle, lock opens.]
[Clank!.]
Davey?! No, it's me Finn! Finn! Here's your mail, criminal.
We feed our criminals.
[Clank!.]
Hey! Stop! Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Whoo! [Both panting.]
Goodbye, Davey.
Goodbye, Finn.
BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! [Groans.]
Hey! There they go! Yeah, there goes Davey and the criminal! Awww! Huh.
Hey, Finn.
Hey, Finn.
BOTH: Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Good luck catching those guys! Thanks! Glad to have you back, buddy.
Word.
[Farts.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!