Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e31 Episode Script
Too Old
[mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [grumbling, groaning.]
The other one.
Hmm? Uhhhhhhhhh JAKE: Finn? Finn? Sorry.
Finn, I'm bored.
Are you sure Princess Bubblegum doesn't like me anymore? Yeah, that's what she said.
Sounds weird.
Are you lying so you can do this dinner thing alone with Bubblegum? No way.
I don't know if this is a good idea after your breakup with Flame Princess.
P.
B.
ls out of your age range, anyway.
No way, man, I got no ex-pec-tates.
Whatever happens happens.
Hey.
Finn! Let's go.
Lates, bro.
Comm! Hey-hey, things got fancy 'round here.
[ bleats .]
Hee-yolp! Thanks again for coming to castle Lemongrab with me, Finn.
I kind of hate these diplomatic dinners.
Also, I think the Lemongrabs are getting weirder.
Oh, uh, you know me -- Pretty good with weird stuff.
It's just a shame that Jake didn't want to come.
I love Jake! Mm, yeah.
We all love Jake.
[trumpet blares off-key .]
Abnouncing arrival 0' Princest Bubbuhguhh an' little boy! [gibberish .]
Mm, Princess! [grunts.]
BOTH: - Holy - Uh So pleased and gracious to welcome you to our sophisticated society.
[grunting .]
Bow! Yes, welcome -- N-o-o-o! Do it no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w! I-I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t's dinnertime! [gibberish, grunting.]
Mee mee mee, mee mee mee mee.
Mee? Mee mee Yo, Peebs, how's your lemon? Finn, this is mega-weird.
Something's happened to the two Lemongrabs.
They used to be exactly the same.
No! You're floating too high! Unh! It's time for the floor show! Hey, Princess, look who happens to carry a flute with him.
No! Lemons only! Floor sho-o-o-o-o-o-w! [ Gibberish, shushing .]
[shrieking .]
[grunting .]
Do it better.
[ Electricity crackles .]
[shrieking intensifies.]
Mm.
[laughs.]
[gasps.]
[whimpers.]
Mmm! Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?! Unacceptab-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-le! Mm.
Acceptable.
Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?! Unacceptab-l-l-le! Acceptable Unacceptable! Ugh.
I can't watch this any more.
Excuse me, Finn.
Okay.
Let me know if you get lonely.
Unacceptable! Man, this place is falling apart.
Huh? Poor little Lemonhope Sweet little Lemonhope Stuck in this bathroom Thrown in the garbage Dunked in the pudding Dipped in the porridge U n kakaaa- Huh?! Poor little Lemonhope Throw me a lemonrope ls there a home for me and my harp? A place where friends give me hugs? [shrieking .]
There's no use to mope There's no use to hope No use at all for I' Fragile, precious, darling, baby, poor little Lemonhope Jâ Oh, hi.
What's your name, little boy? My name is Badlemon Nohope, but you can call me Lemonhope.
[shrieking .]
N-o-o-o-o-o-o! Nyah! That noise! That ugly lemon and his ugly noise! Hey! By all accounts, this is a brilliant and sensitive little boy! Thank you, mistress.
I'm taking Lemonhope back to the Candy Kingdom and enrolling him in a school for gifted children.
No.
He needs to stay here! Ohh! I hope you will still be joining us for dessert.
[ Hovercraft whirring .]
[grumbles.]
We need to free that darling boy.
Maybe there's something in the Candy Kingdom/ Lemon-Earldom treaty, but I don't think there is.
What about a prank? Finn, what are you talking about? Mm, I don't know.
Maybe if we prank Lemongrab, like, just right, they'll let us take that guy home? Yeah, prank.
I don't see how that's going to help us at all.
Pranks? Like old times.
Finn, no.
That's really -- Hmm.
Okay, yeah.
We'll pull a prank.
Like old times.
O-kay! Puddin'.
Bakin' soder.
Vina-gurt.
Andthe bait.
Now, when Lemongrab stirs his puhd -- pff-chuu! 'Splode-cano.
[giggles.]
Pretty smart, dude.
Hey.
Ahh! My mum.
Going to enjoy this puhd.
Oh, really looking forward to this puhd.
Mm.
Oh! Wh-wh-what is this? Ha ha! Now give us back Lemonhope or prepare for mo' pranks! Dungeon! [sighs.]
Guess I must admit -- one would have a hard time claiming that to have been a Pretty good plan.
Sorry, P.
B.
No, no, your plan was great, Finn.
See? What's this? Huh? Your flute.
Wow! Now Lemonhope can play it, and the Lemongrabs will come open the door to smash the flute, and we can all escape! Really great work, Finn.
Oh.
Here, Lemonhope.
Now, will you play something for us? Something beautiful? Yes, mistress.
[flute playing Off-key .]
[both groan.]
Let me help you with -- Lemonhope! I was sharp at the harp.
Now it's my turn to learn the flute to boot! [ Off-key playing continues .]
Yeeeeeee! [door opens.]
- [ Moaning.]
- Oh, yes.
Oh, mm.
Oh, my.
Oh, yes.
[ Off-key playing continues .]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whee! [ Beeping .]
Come one and all and join the dance! [shrieking .]
How dare you?! How dare you release my prisoners?! You're soft, Lemongrab! Softer than an old graham cracker! You're s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oft! [ Both grunting .]
[munching.]
[slurps.]
Yipe! [ Panting .]
Oh, no! We're locked in! Finn, give me your phone! I'm calling Jake! What? No.
Let's, um We could do another prank! I brought some of your superspicy hot sauce.
Ah, so spice! Finn, this is serious! Butmy other plan worked.
Finn, your other plan failed, which was part of my plan, which worked.
Your plan? But I thought we were having fun together.
Finn, I have citizens who need me! I can't always treat everything like a little-boy game.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, that's cool.
Mistress! Mistress, look! Something scary is happening now! [grunting .]
How dare you?! After all I've done for you! You try to steal my Lemonhope away! You're too old, Princess! Too old for pranks! Too old! I've tried imprisoning! I've tried reconditioning! You leave me no choice.
Lemongentr-y-y-y-y-y! Go forth! [ Electricity crackles .]
Go forth now! ALL: Sorry! Sorry, sir! Get to safety, Princess.
I'll hold them off.
What? Sorry, sir! Sorry! I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry.
Wait.
So, do you not like any games or just little-boy games? Finn [laughing.]
[ Gasping, gagging.]
[vomits.]
Lemonbrothers, stop! Stop and listen! It has cost me much, but I have learned Lemon need not squeeze Lemon to survive! Lemonhope, go forth! Grow strong and return for us! Go! TOGETHER: Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! You're going to love the Candy Kingdom, Lemonhope.
You'll learn all about playing and play math and learning all day long.
And you'll never get yelled at.
Unless you drink my soda from out the fridge.
LEMONHOPE: Yes, mistress.
Yo, man.
How's it going? Terrible? Well, yeah, mostly.
But I think I learned something.
Goon Well, I'm thinkin' maybe age is isn't just a number.
Maybe older people, like, really are different.
You know? Like, less fun inside.
So what you sayin' here? I'm saying, I think I really sbonked up.
I got to patch things up with Flame Princess.
Oh.
dang! Didn't you hear? She's got a new boyfriend already! What?! [ laughs.]
Man, I'm just kiddin'.
[ Both laugh .]
Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles .]
She might, though.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [grumbling, groaning.]
The other one.
Hmm? Uhhhhhhhhh JAKE: Finn? Finn? Sorry.
Finn, I'm bored.
Are you sure Princess Bubblegum doesn't like me anymore? Yeah, that's what she said.
Sounds weird.
Are you lying so you can do this dinner thing alone with Bubblegum? No way.
I don't know if this is a good idea after your breakup with Flame Princess.
P.
B.
ls out of your age range, anyway.
No way, man, I got no ex-pec-tates.
Whatever happens happens.
Hey.
Finn! Let's go.
Lates, bro.
Comm! Hey-hey, things got fancy 'round here.
[ bleats .]
Hee-yolp! Thanks again for coming to castle Lemongrab with me, Finn.
I kind of hate these diplomatic dinners.
Also, I think the Lemongrabs are getting weirder.
Oh, uh, you know me -- Pretty good with weird stuff.
It's just a shame that Jake didn't want to come.
I love Jake! Mm, yeah.
We all love Jake.
[trumpet blares off-key .]
Abnouncing arrival 0' Princest Bubbuhguhh an' little boy! [gibberish .]
Mm, Princess! [grunts.]
BOTH: - Holy - Uh So pleased and gracious to welcome you to our sophisticated society.
[grunting .]
Bow! Yes, welcome -- N-o-o-o! Do it no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w! I-I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t's dinnertime! [gibberish, grunting.]
Mee mee mee, mee mee mee mee.
Mee? Mee mee Yo, Peebs, how's your lemon? Finn, this is mega-weird.
Something's happened to the two Lemongrabs.
They used to be exactly the same.
No! You're floating too high! Unh! It's time for the floor show! Hey, Princess, look who happens to carry a flute with him.
No! Lemons only! Floor sho-o-o-o-o-o-w! [ Gibberish, shushing .]
[shrieking .]
[grunting .]
Do it better.
[ Electricity crackles .]
[shrieking intensifies.]
Mm.
[laughs.]
[gasps.]
[whimpers.]
Mmm! Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?! Unacceptab-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-le! Mm.
Acceptable.
Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?! Unacceptab-l-l-le! Acceptable Unacceptable! Ugh.
I can't watch this any more.
Excuse me, Finn.
Okay.
Let me know if you get lonely.
Unacceptable! Man, this place is falling apart.
Huh? Poor little Lemonhope Sweet little Lemonhope Stuck in this bathroom Thrown in the garbage Dunked in the pudding Dipped in the porridge U n kakaaa- Huh?! Poor little Lemonhope Throw me a lemonrope ls there a home for me and my harp? A place where friends give me hugs? [shrieking .]
There's no use to mope There's no use to hope No use at all for I' Fragile, precious, darling, baby, poor little Lemonhope Jâ Oh, hi.
What's your name, little boy? My name is Badlemon Nohope, but you can call me Lemonhope.
[shrieking .]
N-o-o-o-o-o-o! Nyah! That noise! That ugly lemon and his ugly noise! Hey! By all accounts, this is a brilliant and sensitive little boy! Thank you, mistress.
I'm taking Lemonhope back to the Candy Kingdom and enrolling him in a school for gifted children.
No.
He needs to stay here! Ohh! I hope you will still be joining us for dessert.
[ Hovercraft whirring .]
[grumbles.]
We need to free that darling boy.
Maybe there's something in the Candy Kingdom/ Lemon-Earldom treaty, but I don't think there is.
What about a prank? Finn, what are you talking about? Mm, I don't know.
Maybe if we prank Lemongrab, like, just right, they'll let us take that guy home? Yeah, prank.
I don't see how that's going to help us at all.
Pranks? Like old times.
Finn, no.
That's really -- Hmm.
Okay, yeah.
We'll pull a prank.
Like old times.
O-kay! Puddin'.
Bakin' soder.
Vina-gurt.
Andthe bait.
Now, when Lemongrab stirs his puhd -- pff-chuu! 'Splode-cano.
[giggles.]
Pretty smart, dude.
Hey.
Ahh! My mum.
Going to enjoy this puhd.
Oh, really looking forward to this puhd.
Mm.
Oh! Wh-wh-what is this? Ha ha! Now give us back Lemonhope or prepare for mo' pranks! Dungeon! [sighs.]
Guess I must admit -- one would have a hard time claiming that to have been a Pretty good plan.
Sorry, P.
B.
No, no, your plan was great, Finn.
See? What's this? Huh? Your flute.
Wow! Now Lemonhope can play it, and the Lemongrabs will come open the door to smash the flute, and we can all escape! Really great work, Finn.
Oh.
Here, Lemonhope.
Now, will you play something for us? Something beautiful? Yes, mistress.
[flute playing Off-key .]
[both groan.]
Let me help you with -- Lemonhope! I was sharp at the harp.
Now it's my turn to learn the flute to boot! [ Off-key playing continues .]
Yeeeeeee! [door opens.]
- [ Moaning.]
- Oh, yes.
Oh, mm.
Oh, my.
Oh, yes.
[ Off-key playing continues .]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whee! [ Beeping .]
Come one and all and join the dance! [shrieking .]
How dare you?! How dare you release my prisoners?! You're soft, Lemongrab! Softer than an old graham cracker! You're s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oft! [ Both grunting .]
[munching.]
[slurps.]
Yipe! [ Panting .]
Oh, no! We're locked in! Finn, give me your phone! I'm calling Jake! What? No.
Let's, um We could do another prank! I brought some of your superspicy hot sauce.
Ah, so spice! Finn, this is serious! Butmy other plan worked.
Finn, your other plan failed, which was part of my plan, which worked.
Your plan? But I thought we were having fun together.
Finn, I have citizens who need me! I can't always treat everything like a little-boy game.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, that's cool.
Mistress! Mistress, look! Something scary is happening now! [grunting .]
How dare you?! After all I've done for you! You try to steal my Lemonhope away! You're too old, Princess! Too old for pranks! Too old! I've tried imprisoning! I've tried reconditioning! You leave me no choice.
Lemongentr-y-y-y-y-y! Go forth! [ Electricity crackles .]
Go forth now! ALL: Sorry! Sorry, sir! Get to safety, Princess.
I'll hold them off.
What? Sorry, sir! Sorry! I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry.
Wait.
So, do you not like any games or just little-boy games? Finn [laughing.]
[ Gasping, gagging.]
[vomits.]
Lemonbrothers, stop! Stop and listen! It has cost me much, but I have learned Lemon need not squeeze Lemon to survive! Lemonhope, go forth! Grow strong and return for us! Go! TOGETHER: Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! You're going to love the Candy Kingdom, Lemonhope.
You'll learn all about playing and play math and learning all day long.
And you'll never get yelled at.
Unless you drink my soda from out the fridge.
LEMONHOPE: Yes, mistress.
Yo, man.
How's it going? Terrible? Well, yeah, mostly.
But I think I learned something.
Goon Well, I'm thinkin' maybe age is isn't just a number.
Maybe older people, like, really are different.
You know? Like, less fun inside.
So what you sayin' here? I'm saying, I think I really sbonked up.
I got to patch things up with Flame Princess.
Oh.
dang! Didn't you hear? She's got a new boyfriend already! What?! [ laughs.]
Man, I'm just kiddin'.
[ Both laugh .]
Oh, yeah.
[ Chuckles .]
She might, though.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!