Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e32 Episode Script
Earth & Water
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [video-game music playing.]
BMO: "Sumo scootz!" Vroom! Vroom! Reee! [Crash!.]
Winner! Whoo! In your face! You okay, buddy? Still bummed out about Flame Princess? Hmm.
I know what'll fix you up.
Girls' night out, boy style.
First, we'll go to the salon, get your hair did and your nails all Wait, no.
First, we'll go to the shops, get you a brand-new hat.
Then we'll [toilet flushes.]
[Gasps.]
A burglermur! [All scream.]
BOTH: The Ice King?! Grr! Ugh.
Geez, you couldn't wait two seconds? Ugh.
Why are you stinking up our house? Didn't you get my text? It said I'm staying with you guys oh.
Didn't go through.
Well, anyways, I knew you wouldn't mind, since it's sort of your fault I'm homeless, right? Right.
'Cause you tricked your crazy ex into melting my Ice Kingdom Mm-hmm.
with your lies and secrets.
Remember when that happened? Dude, you can't stay here if you're gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man.
[Both coughing.]
Yeah, I'm just crashing here while the penguins rebuild.
I've given Gunter temporary reign.
[Wenking.]
[Penguins wenking.]
Should be fine.
Flame Princess isn't crazy.
You're blind, Finn.
You're blind! Wait, she isn't here, is she? No.
Whew! She said she wanted time to herself.
Yeesh! Yeah.
Breakups are tough.
Heh.
Yeah, like remember how you and I were married? Ugh! It's so confusing! Hmm? I thought Finn was a stand-up guy, you know? But he basically betrayed me.
Why do people even have secrets? It's like that in the Fire Kingdom, too.
Everyone is all deceitful and Shakespeare.
But out here, it doesn't seem any different.
Why do I have to feel like this? [Rustling.]
And what is that noise?! Gah! - Unh.
- Eee! [Sighs.]
Yeah, yeah.
Just act like I'm not here.
[Gasps.]
Are you spying on me?! What? No, of course not.
[Beep.]
I was observing you for research.
[Sighs.]
You're a threat, Flame Princess.
Your emotions are directly linked to your combustion levels.
But if I can create a scientific model that describes your complete elemental matrix, I can isolate and suppress your more volatile traits.
So, if you do your research, you'll know how to cut off my emotions so I won't feel like this? Um, yeah.
Basically.
Then I'll help you.
You will? Yes.
I'll do whatever it takes.
Once I press this button, you'll be subjected to a battery of tests to gauge your reflexes, stamina, and your reaction to various emotional stimuli.
This is going to help me understand myself? There's a 40% chance we'll be able to identify and isolate your chemical components and, yes, understand you in a very scientific way.
Oh, that's good I guess.
Initiate tests.
Yah! Hello? Princess, we need you and your ball blam burglerbur right away! Gunter has created a race of strangling snow snakes or "Snow-a-constrictors!" Oh! Oh! Oh! Yahhhh! [Screaming.]
[Click.]
[Whirring.]
[Clanking.]
Okay, Cinnamon Bun, all you have to do is write down the numbers that appear on this monitor.
Can you do that one thing? Yes.
Oh, one other thing.
Do not open that door.
So that's two things.
Write down the numbers.
Do not open that door.
Got it? Yes, Princess.
[Chuckling.]
Hello.
Hello.
You look sad.
Yeah.
But mostly I'm confused.
[Chuckles.]
Me too.
Really? Yeah.
Bubblegum is bad.
She is? I don't know.
Want to pet my dog?! He lives at my house.
What about the tests? I'm not good at tests.
La-de-da-de-da [humming.]
His name is Jake, but he's not the real Jake.
[Thud.]
Oh.
My body is soft.
[Hisses.]
[Gasps.]
We're friends.
Yeah.
I really get you.
But sometimes friends are hard to understand.
Sometimes you think you know them, but you find out they're just playing mind games.
Is the Princess your friend? I don't know.
Yeah, because why did she lock you up in jail when you were a little baby? That was a weird friend thing.
[Gasps.]
MAN: The word! The word! FLAME KING: What's the word? The word is your newborn baby will have greater powers than you'll ever dream of! Uh have my baby sent into the wilderness of the outside world to perish.
Okay! [Panting.]
[Cooing.]
Ah! Oh.
Hup.
Ah! Aw.
[Cooing.]
[Giggles.]
[Sighs.]
[Cooing.]
[Crying.]
Ho ho! [Giggles.]
[Babbling.]
[Gasps.]
Wa-a-a-a-a-a-ah! [Giggles.]
[Babbles.]
Castle! What's this? [Giggles.]
A Princess? Must have wandered off.
Flame King! What do you want, Princess of the Gum World? I found your lost daughter.
I-I don't remember losing anything.
[Scoffs.]
Okay, you got me.
I had her sent to wander in the woods.
I was in fear of being usurped.
Come on.
That's your problem.
But you can't just let her run around the woods.
She's too dangerous.
Find some way to contain her power or I will.
[Scoffs.]
Fine.
Ugh! Is everybody in this world hiding something? It's fun to hide.
You're all right.
Why can't everybody be honest like you? Maybe I should just go back where I belong.
Wait! Do you mean baby jail? I don't know, man.
Mm Fighting Snow-a-constrictors really helped take my mind off things.
[Beeping.]
So, uh, why am I here, again? Oh, I just wanted to measure Flame Princess's reaction when confronted by the guy who broke her heart.
Hey, Cinnamon Bun, I'm [gasps.]
Cinnamon Bun! There's a note.
"Gone to Fire Kingdom.
Please watch dog.
" Well, this is terrible.
If Flame Princess goes back there, her evil Dad will lock her up again.
And if she's imprisoned, I won't be able to complete my tests and I'll have wasted my precious time! We got to save her.
Let's doogie! State your business here, and be quick about it.
Sorry.
I'm on edge 'cause I'm worried that Jerry here will find out I'm dating his sister.
Listen, we need to get into the castle right now.
Yeah, but why? [Groans.]
So I can go to your mama's house! Now get out of my way.
Doesn't your mom live in a nursing home? Yeah.
And in a different city.
Come on, dude.
You got to be honest here.
Honest my fist! [Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Come on, Princess.
Oh, yeah! Gonna scramble you and fry you up for brunch! I'm trying to act tough, but I really wanted to be a chef.
Man.
Halt.
What is your business here? I need to get inside to file my taxes.
Also, I like using the bathroom here.
Also, I like to crop dust the lobby.
Pass, friend.
All right.
So, you want to get nasty? One time I blew a snot bubble that broke off and floated away.
Then it some lady's baby in the face, and it started crying.
And I really enjoy the taste of envelopes.
Uh, that's cool and all, but you still haven't told us why you want to get in.
We need to see the King? Well, why didn't you just say so? Right this way, friends.
Here you go.
The new Flame King.
Flame Princess? Finn? You're okay! Um, how's it going? Pretty good.
Cinnamon Bun and I staged a coup and overthrew my Dad.
[Chuckling.]
Oh, that's why the guards were wigging out.
That is the new way in Fire Kingdom.
Total honesty is the law of the land.
No secrets.
Oh.
FLAME KING: Right.
Can you believe this nonsense? Once I get out of here, I'm gonna ground you for real.
No snacks, no friends, no popular music.
You never let me have any of those things! You were a selfish King and a bad parent.
But I did it for you, honey.
For you not to overthrow me like you just did.
You belong in that lamp! And if you don't settle down, you'll have to answer to Cinnamon Bun.
Hi.
Wow.
She's even awesomer than I remember.
Take off that silly hat.
We're going home.
No.
Look! Got a real dog now.
[Chuckles.]
Flame Princess, listen, I'm really sorry I lied and hurt your feelings, and I was a big, fat jerk.
Finn, it's okay.
It's in the past now.
So, does that mean we're still going out? No.
I've realized my place is here ruling these weak and vicious fire people.
I see.
But we're cool.
You're welcome to come back and hang out whenever you like if you promise me one thing.
Anything.
That you'll be completely honest with me.
[Chuckles.]
Okay.
I promise.
[Giggles.]
I'm serious.
Hmm.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [video-game music playing.]
BMO: "Sumo scootz!" Vroom! Vroom! Reee! [Crash!.]
Winner! Whoo! In your face! You okay, buddy? Still bummed out about Flame Princess? Hmm.
I know what'll fix you up.
Girls' night out, boy style.
First, we'll go to the salon, get your hair did and your nails all Wait, no.
First, we'll go to the shops, get you a brand-new hat.
Then we'll [toilet flushes.]
[Gasps.]
A burglermur! [All scream.]
BOTH: The Ice King?! Grr! Ugh.
Geez, you couldn't wait two seconds? Ugh.
Why are you stinking up our house? Didn't you get my text? It said I'm staying with you guys oh.
Didn't go through.
Well, anyways, I knew you wouldn't mind, since it's sort of your fault I'm homeless, right? Right.
'Cause you tricked your crazy ex into melting my Ice Kingdom Mm-hmm.
with your lies and secrets.
Remember when that happened? Dude, you can't stay here if you're gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man.
[Both coughing.]
Yeah, I'm just crashing here while the penguins rebuild.
I've given Gunter temporary reign.
[Wenking.]
[Penguins wenking.]
Should be fine.
Flame Princess isn't crazy.
You're blind, Finn.
You're blind! Wait, she isn't here, is she? No.
Whew! She said she wanted time to herself.
Yeesh! Yeah.
Breakups are tough.
Heh.
Yeah, like remember how you and I were married? Ugh! It's so confusing! Hmm? I thought Finn was a stand-up guy, you know? But he basically betrayed me.
Why do people even have secrets? It's like that in the Fire Kingdom, too.
Everyone is all deceitful and Shakespeare.
But out here, it doesn't seem any different.
Why do I have to feel like this? [Rustling.]
And what is that noise?! Gah! - Unh.
- Eee! [Sighs.]
Yeah, yeah.
Just act like I'm not here.
[Gasps.]
Are you spying on me?! What? No, of course not.
[Beep.]
I was observing you for research.
[Sighs.]
You're a threat, Flame Princess.
Your emotions are directly linked to your combustion levels.
But if I can create a scientific model that describes your complete elemental matrix, I can isolate and suppress your more volatile traits.
So, if you do your research, you'll know how to cut off my emotions so I won't feel like this? Um, yeah.
Basically.
Then I'll help you.
You will? Yes.
I'll do whatever it takes.
Once I press this button, you'll be subjected to a battery of tests to gauge your reflexes, stamina, and your reaction to various emotional stimuli.
This is going to help me understand myself? There's a 40% chance we'll be able to identify and isolate your chemical components and, yes, understand you in a very scientific way.
Oh, that's good I guess.
Initiate tests.
Yah! Hello? Princess, we need you and your ball blam burglerbur right away! Gunter has created a race of strangling snow snakes or "Snow-a-constrictors!" Oh! Oh! Oh! Yahhhh! [Screaming.]
[Click.]
[Whirring.]
[Clanking.]
Okay, Cinnamon Bun, all you have to do is write down the numbers that appear on this monitor.
Can you do that one thing? Yes.
Oh, one other thing.
Do not open that door.
So that's two things.
Write down the numbers.
Do not open that door.
Got it? Yes, Princess.
[Chuckling.]
Hello.
Hello.
You look sad.
Yeah.
But mostly I'm confused.
[Chuckles.]
Me too.
Really? Yeah.
Bubblegum is bad.
She is? I don't know.
Want to pet my dog?! He lives at my house.
What about the tests? I'm not good at tests.
La-de-da-de-da [humming.]
His name is Jake, but he's not the real Jake.
[Thud.]
Oh.
My body is soft.
[Hisses.]
[Gasps.]
We're friends.
Yeah.
I really get you.
But sometimes friends are hard to understand.
Sometimes you think you know them, but you find out they're just playing mind games.
Is the Princess your friend? I don't know.
Yeah, because why did she lock you up in jail when you were a little baby? That was a weird friend thing.
[Gasps.]
MAN: The word! The word! FLAME KING: What's the word? The word is your newborn baby will have greater powers than you'll ever dream of! Uh have my baby sent into the wilderness of the outside world to perish.
Okay! [Panting.]
[Cooing.]
Ah! Oh.
Hup.
Ah! Aw.
[Cooing.]
[Giggles.]
[Sighs.]
[Cooing.]
[Crying.]
Ho ho! [Giggles.]
[Babbling.]
[Gasps.]
Wa-a-a-a-a-a-ah! [Giggles.]
[Babbles.]
Castle! What's this? [Giggles.]
A Princess? Must have wandered off.
Flame King! What do you want, Princess of the Gum World? I found your lost daughter.
I-I don't remember losing anything.
[Scoffs.]
Okay, you got me.
I had her sent to wander in the woods.
I was in fear of being usurped.
Come on.
That's your problem.
But you can't just let her run around the woods.
She's too dangerous.
Find some way to contain her power or I will.
[Scoffs.]
Fine.
Ugh! Is everybody in this world hiding something? It's fun to hide.
You're all right.
Why can't everybody be honest like you? Maybe I should just go back where I belong.
Wait! Do you mean baby jail? I don't know, man.
Mm Fighting Snow-a-constrictors really helped take my mind off things.
[Beeping.]
So, uh, why am I here, again? Oh, I just wanted to measure Flame Princess's reaction when confronted by the guy who broke her heart.
Hey, Cinnamon Bun, I'm [gasps.]
Cinnamon Bun! There's a note.
"Gone to Fire Kingdom.
Please watch dog.
" Well, this is terrible.
If Flame Princess goes back there, her evil Dad will lock her up again.
And if she's imprisoned, I won't be able to complete my tests and I'll have wasted my precious time! We got to save her.
Let's doogie! State your business here, and be quick about it.
Sorry.
I'm on edge 'cause I'm worried that Jerry here will find out I'm dating his sister.
Listen, we need to get into the castle right now.
Yeah, but why? [Groans.]
So I can go to your mama's house! Now get out of my way.
Doesn't your mom live in a nursing home? Yeah.
And in a different city.
Come on, dude.
You got to be honest here.
Honest my fist! [Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Come on, Princess.
Oh, yeah! Gonna scramble you and fry you up for brunch! I'm trying to act tough, but I really wanted to be a chef.
Man.
Halt.
What is your business here? I need to get inside to file my taxes.
Also, I like using the bathroom here.
Also, I like to crop dust the lobby.
Pass, friend.
All right.
So, you want to get nasty? One time I blew a snot bubble that broke off and floated away.
Then it some lady's baby in the face, and it started crying.
And I really enjoy the taste of envelopes.
Uh, that's cool and all, but you still haven't told us why you want to get in.
We need to see the King? Well, why didn't you just say so? Right this way, friends.
Here you go.
The new Flame King.
Flame Princess? Finn? You're okay! Um, how's it going? Pretty good.
Cinnamon Bun and I staged a coup and overthrew my Dad.
[Chuckling.]
Oh, that's why the guards were wigging out.
That is the new way in Fire Kingdom.
Total honesty is the law of the land.
No secrets.
Oh.
FLAME KING: Right.
Can you believe this nonsense? Once I get out of here, I'm gonna ground you for real.
No snacks, no friends, no popular music.
You never let me have any of those things! You were a selfish King and a bad parent.
But I did it for you, honey.
For you not to overthrow me like you just did.
You belong in that lamp! And if you don't settle down, you'll have to answer to Cinnamon Bun.
Hi.
Wow.
She's even awesomer than I remember.
Take off that silly hat.
We're going home.
No.
Look! Got a real dog now.
[Chuckles.]
Flame Princess, listen, I'm really sorry I lied and hurt your feelings, and I was a big, fat jerk.
Finn, it's okay.
It's in the past now.
So, does that mean we're still going out? No.
I've realized my place is here ruling these weak and vicious fire people.
I see.
But we're cool.
You're welcome to come back and hang out whenever you like if you promise me one thing.
Anything.
That you'll be completely honest with me.
[Chuckles.]
Okay.
I promise.
[Giggles.]
I'm serious.
Hmm.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!