Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e34 Episode Script

The Vault

[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [Jake snoring.]
[Clattering.]
Wha? [Screams.]
Huh? Finn? I'm coming! [Screaming.]
She's got me! She's got me! [Sighs.]
Yo, bro, you're sleepwalking again.
Wake up! Whoa.
Jake? Was I? Yes, Finn.
Again.
Every time youse is screaming about, "she's got me!" And all that.
She's got what? Wait.
You don't remember? You just woke up, man.
Recall it, baby.
Come on.
[Grunting.]
That's too much.
Don't punch yourself.
[Sighs.]
It's gone.
I don't know.
You're repressing the memory, dude.
I'm what? You're hiding whatever she is in a mental vault.
Oh, yeah.
The vault.
That's where the stuff I can't handle goes.
Kerplunk! Okay, so you even know you're doing it.
Yeah.
[Chuckles.]
Listen, we got to find out who this lady is.
Got to open the vault a little.
No, sir.
It's just gonna keep happening, man.
It's all right.
I'm not hurting anybody.
Finn, for reals.
- No! All right.
Chill.
Chill.
Don't sweat it, man.
It's not even a thing.
Cool.
Why don't you clean up the kitchen now? Okay.
I'm sorry I did that.
It's all right.
It's only, like, the fifth room you've train-wrecked this month.
[Cricket chirping.]
Wow.
That was fast.
- Yep.
While you were doing that, I downloaded a new game on Beemo.
There's a cricket in here.
- Huh? - What is it? I don't know.
Lady said it's good.
Mm, she likes those games where you're, like, collecting materials to make stationery? Nah, this is different.
It's different.
All right.
Let's peep it.
Regression simulator? Uh okay.
Start.
VIDEO GAME NARRATOR: Welcome, adventurer.
Whoa.
I am the hypno priest.
I will be your guide deep into your subconscious mind.
Follow me now, adventurer.
[Gasps.]
The vault.
JAKE: Go in there, man.
Don't be scurd.
What do you see? I see my past lives.
I was a comet.
A butterfly.
A thing.
I don't know what that is some kind of shape or a doo-doo in another dimension.
Do you remember anything about the scary lady? Scary lady.
Yeah.
I was her.
Except she was a chubby tiger.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
She was riding a tiger, and she wasn't scary.
MAN: Hey, girl.
Sniffing around for that chedda? You know it.
Got at any work for me? I might could, but it's a top-shelf shakedown.
Know what I'm sayin'? I can step to that.
There's a rival camp down river.
The leader's got some magic omelet, you know? Mmm.
The kind you wear around your neck.
I think it's pronounced amulet.
Oh, don't get fresh with me, girleen.
I talk good.
Anyway, when I get my hands on that omelet whoo-hoo! Forget about everything, baby.
I'll be the biggest cheese in creation.
Sounds cool.
I'll take the job.
Shake on it.
You pull this off, and I'll let you join my gang.
Uh, that's okay.
I'll just work for coin.
And, on the other hand, so to speak, if you screw up or chicken out, you're out of the game permanently.
Pretend my finger's a knife.
[Grunts.]
Play dead.
Deader.
[Screams.]
[Crack!.]
[Thud!.]
Ah! Another attack! [Inhales deeply.]
[Horn blows.]
My leader! Another attack! Bring them inside.
Hey.
You're up.
I thought you might be hungry.
So, who knocked you out? Bath Boy gang.
Oh! I hate those boys! Yeah.
They stole everything I had.
But that's okay.
My parents always told me that simple possessions aren't the most important things in life.
Word 'em up.
They told me all you really need is a good computer.
Amen.
Wait.
What? Then they traded my arm to some tranch for a computer.
- They what?! - What? Parents should protect their children.
What?! Really? Do you have any kids? BUBBLEGUM: All the candy people are like my children.
Except young Mr.
Creampuff.
He's like my boyfriend.
Anyway, protecting my people is the most important thing to me.
That's why I've got to take down the Bath Boy gang.
You think you can do that? I got a plan a secret, awesome plan.
In the meantime, I've got to cover this radioactive river with candy.
Want to help? Thanks for pitching in, Shoko.
You can stay here as long as you want.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Shoko.
- What are you doing here? I'm spying on you.
Wait 'til I tell boss that you quit the life for a cruddy day job.
I'm gaining their trust, you momo.
Say, you can help me.
Huh? Stay away from me, you gang boy! [Screams.]
[Gasps.]
A Bath Boy! - What are you doing? - Be cool.
Ow! [Grunting.]
That was bananamas.
Where did you learn to fight like that? My parents took me to a dojo when I was little.
They never came back.
Wow.
Your parents are the worst.
Hey, come with me.
I want to show you something.
My secret project is in here.
Whoa.
What are they? The Gumball Guardians.
Want to help me finish them? Yeah! BUBBLEGUM: That's it.
There's just one last step.
Hello.
GUARDIANS: Hello, mother.
Y'all go guard now.
And don't let nobody mess with my stuff.
Hey, guess what.
Thanks for helping me make those guys.
I like feeling handy.
I want to repay you for your help.
Oh, yeah? You gonna give me that amulet, maybe? [Laughs.]
[Chuckles.]
No.
No, dude.
I made you a thing.
That's it.
You can do it.
You made me a manservant? No.
In the box.
[Gasps.]
Oh, no.
What do you mean, "Oh, no"? I made you an arm.
It's a dang plug 'n' play, girl.
No, it's awesome.
I can't believe it.
That's right.
I'm a technical wonder child.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
I got to go to my room for no reason.
Okay.
I thought we could do some two-arm stuff, but, uh, it's cool! Pretend my finger's a knife.
I'm sorry, Princess Bubblegum.
Are you okay, Princess? Ah, geez! You're so loud! [Thud!.]
Are you in danger? No! Don't just guard me.
You need to protect everyone.
Okay.
[Thudding.]
[Yawns.]
[Distantly.]
Are you in danger? Are you in danger? [Snores.]
- GUARDIAN: I knew it.
- [Gasps.]
Princess, you are getting jacked.
What? Huh? Whoa! Hey! Halt! [Screams.]
Get her out of there, quick! BOTH: Yes, mom.
[Thudding.]
Uh All right.
Take a break for the night.
[Thudding.]
[Beeping.]
[Snoring.]
[Gasps.]
How you doing, buddy? The past must be reckoned with.
That's cool.
Whatcha gonna do about it? [German accent.]
Hello.
Bubblegum here.
[Normal voice.]
Atonement? All right, Finn.
I'm on my way.
[Screams.]
Ugh.
Blech.
[Groans.]
Look at that.
I got a new arm.
That would be cool if I weren't about to hit my reset button.
[Groans.]
Hey! Hey.
This way.
[Grunts.]
What was that?! Oh, no! Donk drangit, Finn! Hyah! Hyah! Uh [grunts.]
Okay.
Here you go.
Whoa! What?! My amulet?! Wait a second.
[Gasps.]
Is that? - It's me, Shoko.
And, PB, you are like a bazillion years old.
You're not freakin' 19.
What the heck?! - [Chuckles.]
- Weirdo.
Huh.
My vault feels lighter.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
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