Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e39 Episode Script
We Fixed a Truck
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time FINN: [HUMMING.]
oh, it's just my luck oh, it's just my luck I went on a walk and I found a truck oh, it's just my luck oh, it's just my luck when I honk this horn I'll wake Jake up [HORN HONKS.]
Jake, wake up! I found a truck! JAKE: What? What's happening? JAKE: Whoa! Where did you get this baby? FINN: I found it in the woods.
I named itHot Daniel.
Anyway, I figure we can do some pretty sick stuff with it.
JAKE: Oh, yeah? Like what? FINN: Mm, I don't know.
Launch it off some ramps, maybe get it going 30 Miles per hour, crank the wheel into a gnar right-hander, spray dirt everywhere, like a big hirkin' dirt-wave.
JAKE: Yeah, buddy! Nice! Let's crank this beast up! FINN: Can't.
Engine's busted, I think.
JAKE: Nuts.
Bmo, you know anything about cars? [BEEPS.]
Nope.
FINN: Hmm.
Maybe Ice king, you know anything about cars?! ICE KING: Nope, not a car guy.
Too confusing.
Got better things to do with my life.
FINN: Mm.
JAKE: Wait, I know someone who's good with mechanics.
Hey! Hey, guys! Hi! Hey! JAKE: Hey, banana man.
Wow! I haven't seen you fellas since you destroyed my home, my land, and my rocket.
FINN: Oh, geez, yeah.
Sorry, banana man.
Just sort of happened.
Don't worry about it.
Bygones.
I'm just excited you called me over.
We're neighbors.
We should help each other out.
I got the soda and the jams.
ALL: Cool! I see the problem.
The top of your engine is gone, specifically the cylinder head.
FINN: Hmm.
Okay.
That word sounds cool.
But what does it mean? Let me explain.
The cylinder head is the top to the cylinder block.
Think of the cylinder head as an airtight lid to your engine that regulates air, fuel, and exhaust.
FINN: Okay, cool.
Informative.
What is he pointing at? Now, this lid is important because it works to get fuel into your engine.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
You see, your engine has cylinders, and in these cylinders are pistons.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
When the piston in the cylinder moves down, it creates a vacuum, pulling in fuel from the intake.
You mean an air-fuel mixture? That's right, bmo.
Have a gold star, dear.
Yay! Bmo is so pretty and smart! Then the piston returns to the top, compressing the air-fuel mixture.
Then, a spark plug fires off, creating an explosion, driving the piston back down, powering the engine.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
FINN: Sweet.
So where's the cylinder head, then? Hmm.
Well, sometimes people store parts they are working on in the car.
Ah! Bingo! Found it.
FINN: Yeah! Drive time! Well, not quite.
We don't know why they took the cylinder head off.
It could be cracked, the gasket head could be warped, the rod bearings could have damage from water.
You see, that's the cool thing about cars.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
One tiny little thing messes everything else up, so nothing works.
So it's up to us to figure it out! FINN: Cool.
JAKE: Yeah, all right.
fixing a truck with the neighbors not a better way to spend some time hoping to see if they like me using automotive savvy do a good job they'll give me props Bam! I'm asked to come back tomorrow a future I see with them and me, best buds hanging out forever board-game Friday nights hanging out forever best-friend pillow fights hanging out forever board-game Friday nights hanging out forever best-friend pillow fights JAKE: Whew! I'm bushed.
You guys want to pick this up again in the morning? FINN: Sure.
Sounds good.
Not bmo.
This grease monkey's torqued up on automotive science.
Yeah, boyee! FINN: Okay, bmo.
Good night, banana man.
Have a good evening, gents.
[TONE PLAYS.]
Time for the night shift.
It's 10 past the hour, and this is "graveyard shift," hosted by me, starchy the gravedigger, your weekly five-hour dose of all the strange haints, phantasmagoria, and phenomena I see workin' in the candy kingdom graveyard.
Hello, caller.
You're on the "graveyard shift.
" Wha-- am I -- oh, hi.
Um, long-time listener, first-time caller.
So, um, I think princess bubblegum has been replaced by, like, a lizard person.
A lizard? Yeah, a lizard.
I love your show! Oh, starchy's very interested in this topic.
What led you to this discovery, caller? Ha! They are wrong! You look more like a hippo than a lizard.
Well, um, my friend is a very highly placed official in the candy kingdom, and I've noticed -- hi, bmo.
Yow! Stay back, lizard! Oh, sorry, bmo.
I didn't mean to startle you.
I couldn't sleep.
I kept thinking about the truck.
And biodiesel! Oh! And I figured out what's wrong with the engine block.
So, what are you working on? Aerodynamics.
Swe-e-e-e-et.
You know, it's been really nice hanging with you fellas and working on the car It gets a little lonely at my space-age banana dome.
You don't have a girlfriend? No.
I -- I don't want to be alone, but, uh I've gotten pretty good at it.
I putter around the house, keeping busy with my little projects.
But it would be nice to find someone.
Hold up.
Princess, is that you? [CLICKS.]
Oh, spooky.
FINN: Yo, bmo, coffee.
Thank you.
FINN: Car looks nice, bmo.
JAKE: Yeah.
[SNORING.]
Oh, aah! I fixed it! Are we best friends yet?! Oh.
Oh, hey.
I-I fixed it.
FINN: Ni-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-ce.
I discovered the cylinder head was warped, so I went to the junkyard and got a new one.
Bingo.
FINN: Whoo.
[MUFFLED SHOUTING.]
JAKE: Biodiesel! [BREATHES DEEPLY.]
[ENGINE TURNS OVER.]
[BACKFIRES.]
ALL: Yeah! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
Whoo-hoo! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
FINN: Awes-o-o-o-ome! [LAUGHING.]
Yowee wow.
[BRAKES SQUEAL.]
She's beautiful.
JAKE: Well, then go over and talk to her! Yeah.
Come on, banana man.
You're lonely! Oh, no.
That's okay.
Having someone to love takes up time I could use to work on stuff.
JAKE: That's the craziest thing I ever heard.
[ENGINE REVS.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
Pardon me, miss.
My friend here is super-smart, and he rebuilt this truck.
He's very smart and very single.
Okay JAKE: Anyway, his name is banana man.
If you like what you see, give him a call.
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
[COUGHING.]
[GRUMBLES.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
BUBBLEGUM: Help m-e-e-e-e-e! FINN: We got to save bubblegum! No, finn! She's a lizard! JAKE: You got to stop listening to all those conspiracy shows.
They twist up your noodle so you can't tell what's real.
FINN: Look, there she is! BUBBLEGUM: [PANTING.]
Whoa! JAKE: You want some tea? BUBBLEGUM: [PANTING.]
Sure.
[TEAPOT WHISTLING.]
Thanks, Jake.
FINN: So, what's up with the angry mob, pb? BUBBLEGUM: [SIGHS.]
They think I've been replaced with an evil lizard replicant.
It's sheer nonsense.
Eat this bug! Lizard! [HISSES.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
[ROARS.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
FINN: Punch it, 'Nana man! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[ROARS.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! FINN: Hyah! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
BUBBLEGUM: [GRUNTS.]
[BREATHING HEAVY.]
What the fridge? Whoa! BUBBLEGUM: Finn, Jake! Reptilian synthoid replicants are trying to take over the kingdom! FINN: Yeah, we know.
Kill it! BUBBLEGUM: No! No! I'm the real one! [GRUMBLES.]
Hey, speedy.
Unh! You're coming with me.
What? Really? Mm-hmm.
'Cause you ain't got enough peel on that nanner.
You're under arrest for public indecency! JAKE: Bye, banana man! [LAUGHING.]
[SOBBING.]
It's not fair! BUBBLEGUM: It's okay, bmo.
It's a very mild offense.
It's not like that.
Hot Daniel is dead! [SQUAWKS.]
[SQUAWKS.]
JAKE: [CHUCKLES.]
Loot, bro! FINN: Gear dumped, bro! How about this room, bro? JAKE: Looks like a brolicious room to relax in and play video gamesBro.
FINN: Home sweet home, bro.
ICE KING: Yeah, you said it.
I've been home this whole time.
JAKE: [GROANS.]
I keep forgetting that he lives here now.
FINN: Just until Gunther finishes rebuilding the ice kingdom.
ICE KING: What y'all whispering about? Hee-hee! Ex-squeeze me.
JAKE: Ice king, we've told you a thousand times.
This couch ain't for cuddling.
ICE KING: Sure it is.
JAKE: It isn't! ICE KING: Mm, it's cozy.
FINN: It's not that bad, Jake.
ICE KING: See? JAKE: [GROANS.]
Finn, can I speak to you in the kitchen? ICE KING: Oh, hey, Jake.
Can you bring me a sandwich? [WHISTLES.]
Sandwich? JAKE: It's time to kick ice king out! Huh! ICE KING: Don't forget the bread! Ha ha! FINN: Look, I hear you, but we can't kick him out because, well, I still feel guilty about junking up his crib.
Hey, what if we check him into a hotel room? JAKE: Hmm.
FINN: What's that? JAKE: Checking into a hotel room.
ICE KING: Ooh, sandwich time! [MUNCHING.]
FINN: Hey, Simon, how would you like to stay in the coolest hotel? JAKE: Lumpy space princess stays there.
That's how cool it is.
FINN: We'll even put you up for a few weeks until your place is ready.
ICE KING: Oh, but that sounds lonely.
I'd just like to stay here with you guys.
Having roommates is nice.
Keeps me out of my head.
Gunther only says "wenk.
" What's up with that? FINN: [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Yeah.
JAKE: Finn, I'm ready to murder the ice king.
FINN: No.
Uh, I have another idea.
[TICKING.]
ICE KING: [MUNCHES.]
[SCRATCHING.]
[MUNCHING.]
[PLATE CLATTERS.]
Oop.
[DOOR BELL RINGS.]
FINN: Oh, my gosh! Someone's at the door.
We have a doorbell now.
We'll get it! BOTH: Abracadaniel? FINN: What are you doing here? What? You kept calling and ca-- JAKE: [LAUGHS.]
Shut the hupbububup, abracadeez! FINN: Yeah, man.
You don't even need a reason to stop by.
JAKE: A sexy wizard like you goes where he wants.
ICE KING: Whoa.
I see what's going on.
JAKE: Wha-- you do? ICE KING: Yeah.
This wizard donk is trying to Jack my tree house styles just 'cause he beat me that one time at wizard battle, and if he takes one step closer, I'll bust him up one real good! I never asked to be [SOBBING.]
Aah! Aah! Aaaaah! FINN: Come on, dude.
We got cookies and the cocoa.
[LAUGHS.]
Dang, but you're funny, abracadaniel! I didn't say anything.
FINN: [LAUGHS.]
Fantastic.
JAKE: Hey, abadabs.
Why don't you show us that trick you're working on? [SLINK!.]
Oh, uh Yeah, I-I suppose I could.
Shraa-molah-ra cantata florianaaa.
[GRUNTING.]
[PANTING.]
FINN: So good! Whoo! JAKE: You're a good wizard! I don't know.
It's dumb.
I'm still working on it.
It's -- it's nothing.
ICE KING: Oh, you're right that ain't nothing! Check out this schwiza! [WARBLE!.]
[ICE CREAKING.]
Hwah! What? Oo-oh! You're the greatest wizard ever! ICE KING: Well, maybe not ever ever.
Am I the greatest wizard of our generation? Yes.
Pew! Pew! [CRASH!.]
JAKE: [SLURPING.]
This was a great idea, man.
It's like he's forgotten all about us.
FINN: Mm-hmm.
And pretty soon he'll be out of here for good.
JAKE: For good.
FINN: Yeah.
Mm.
ICE KING: Finn! Jake! JAKE: [GRUMBLES.]
ICE KING: Come quick! It's an emergency! Hurry! [BOTH GIGGLE.]
FINN: Ice king, what's up? Huh? What the flip? ICE KING: Ta-da! JAKE: How'd they get the other couch down here? There you are, sir.
And there you are.
Right this way.
You made it! [DRUMMING RHYTHMICALLY.]
Caw! Ta-da! [LAUGHS.]
A bird! He's a bird! I've always been into interpretive dance But I've never been able to find a musician who could match my energy until now! [DRUMMING RHYTHMICALLY.]
JAKE: Huh, he's actually not bad.
Bum-bum-bum budum bum bum bum-bum-bum budum bum bum bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum bum bum Dance party! boom chica bow wow boom chica chica chica boom no! Aaaaaaaah! doopa doopa doom doom doopa doopa doom doom doom doopa doopa doopa doom doom doopa doopa doom doom doom No! Ow! No! Ow! Why are you doing this?! You pushed my whole body! FINN: UmWhoo! That was great, guys! Yeah? You guys liked it? ICE KING: Well, then, the second and third acts are gonna knock your socks off! FINN: Uh, actually, Jake and I got to -- got some stuff to take care of.
JAKE: Yeah, it's getting pretty late.
UhOh, glob.
FINN: Sup, abd? I just remembered that I'm, uh, allergic, uh, to -- to the night sky! FINN: You're afraid of the dark? Yes, if I ever had to walk, uh, outside at night, I might die ofOf ICE KING: Of fright.
Of fright! FINN: Gee, well, I guess you can crash here for the night.
BOTH: All right! Sleepover! FINN: Wait.
Are you really afraid of the dark? Maybe? FINN: Okay, well, you can sleep on the couch.
We're gonna go.
Uh, good night.
[BOTH GIGGLE.]
Whoa! ICE KING: See? I told you.
Isn't it awesome? Since I'm pretty much in charge here, we could totally take all this treasure if we wanted to.
Ha! Totally.
Wow! Cool! ICE KING: Oh, that's just a binklemyer.
Oh.
ICE KING: Want to see something really cool? Yeah.
ICE KING: Okay, but you got to promise not to freak out.
This is Joshua the dog's demon-blood sword.
[GASPS.]
ICE KING: Yeah, it's a real demon-blood sword.
Whaaaaaaat? ICE KING: And you see these words? If you say them out loud, you can actually see a vision of the demon whose blood was used to make the sword.
No way! That sounds awesome.
Too bad neither of us can read demon runes.
ICE KING: Ooh, I know how! "Booty rum lac soo ree po kee oth prandium.
" Like that.
[ROARS.]
ICE KING: Oops.
Wow! It looks so real! I am real! BOTH: Aaaaaaaaaah! Bring me the true bearer of my blood sword or I will destroy you both! [GROWLING.]
ICE KING: Come on, best friend! Let us not betray finn.
Let's fight kee oth ourselves! Nobody can defeat us if we work together.
Super wizard team up! ICE KING: Hwah! Floriana! ICE KING: Raaa! You're wasting your powers on me! Ha ha! ICE KING: Oh! No! Oh, no! He's too powerful! [GROWLING.]
BOTH: Kee oth! Joshua! BOTH: Kee oth rama pan Don't say another word, Joshua.
Or their throats are going to get it! If you speak the words to banish me, I'll reduce your friends to ash.
JAKE: Kee oth rama-- FINN: Dude! JAKE: Thought he was bluffing.
I'm not bluffing, Joshua! If you do not willingly return my stolen blood, I will destroy him and him! FINN: Ah! The sword! JAKE: Scary! [SHINK!.]
FINN: I just can't do it, Jake.
This is dad's sword! JAKE: You don't have any other choice.
Do it! Do it! Do it! FINN: [GRUNTS.]
Whoa, bro.
You got your blood.
Now get out of here! All right, I'll go.
Psych! Got you now, Joshua! JAKE: Ah! [LAUGHS EVILLY.]
Uh, hey.
So, I-I should be getting home.
ICE KING: Uh, yeah.
Me too.
Hey, abracadaniel, you want to hang out at my place? I thought your house broke.
ICE KING: Psh.
Ice kingdom's been rebuilt for weeks.
FINN: Jake? Come along with me and the butterflies and bees we can wander through the forest and do so as we please come along with me to a cliff under a tree
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time FINN: [HUMMING.]
oh, it's just my luck oh, it's just my luck I went on a walk and I found a truck oh, it's just my luck oh, it's just my luck when I honk this horn I'll wake Jake up [HORN HONKS.]
Jake, wake up! I found a truck! JAKE: What? What's happening? JAKE: Whoa! Where did you get this baby? FINN: I found it in the woods.
I named itHot Daniel.
Anyway, I figure we can do some pretty sick stuff with it.
JAKE: Oh, yeah? Like what? FINN: Mm, I don't know.
Launch it off some ramps, maybe get it going 30 Miles per hour, crank the wheel into a gnar right-hander, spray dirt everywhere, like a big hirkin' dirt-wave.
JAKE: Yeah, buddy! Nice! Let's crank this beast up! FINN: Can't.
Engine's busted, I think.
JAKE: Nuts.
Bmo, you know anything about cars? [BEEPS.]
Nope.
FINN: Hmm.
Maybe Ice king, you know anything about cars?! ICE KING: Nope, not a car guy.
Too confusing.
Got better things to do with my life.
FINN: Mm.
JAKE: Wait, I know someone who's good with mechanics.
Hey! Hey, guys! Hi! Hey! JAKE: Hey, banana man.
Wow! I haven't seen you fellas since you destroyed my home, my land, and my rocket.
FINN: Oh, geez, yeah.
Sorry, banana man.
Just sort of happened.
Don't worry about it.
Bygones.
I'm just excited you called me over.
We're neighbors.
We should help each other out.
I got the soda and the jams.
ALL: Cool! I see the problem.
The top of your engine is gone, specifically the cylinder head.
FINN: Hmm.
Okay.
That word sounds cool.
But what does it mean? Let me explain.
The cylinder head is the top to the cylinder block.
Think of the cylinder head as an airtight lid to your engine that regulates air, fuel, and exhaust.
FINN: Okay, cool.
Informative.
What is he pointing at? Now, this lid is important because it works to get fuel into your engine.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
You see, your engine has cylinders, and in these cylinders are pistons.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
When the piston in the cylinder moves down, it creates a vacuum, pulling in fuel from the intake.
You mean an air-fuel mixture? That's right, bmo.
Have a gold star, dear.
Yay! Bmo is so pretty and smart! Then the piston returns to the top, compressing the air-fuel mixture.
Then, a spark plug fires off, creating an explosion, driving the piston back down, powering the engine.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
FINN: Sweet.
So where's the cylinder head, then? Hmm.
Well, sometimes people store parts they are working on in the car.
Ah! Bingo! Found it.
FINN: Yeah! Drive time! Well, not quite.
We don't know why they took the cylinder head off.
It could be cracked, the gasket head could be warped, the rod bearings could have damage from water.
You see, that's the cool thing about cars.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
One tiny little thing messes everything else up, so nothing works.
So it's up to us to figure it out! FINN: Cool.
JAKE: Yeah, all right.
fixing a truck with the neighbors not a better way to spend some time hoping to see if they like me using automotive savvy do a good job they'll give me props Bam! I'm asked to come back tomorrow a future I see with them and me, best buds hanging out forever board-game Friday nights hanging out forever best-friend pillow fights hanging out forever board-game Friday nights hanging out forever best-friend pillow fights JAKE: Whew! I'm bushed.
You guys want to pick this up again in the morning? FINN: Sure.
Sounds good.
Not bmo.
This grease monkey's torqued up on automotive science.
Yeah, boyee! FINN: Okay, bmo.
Good night, banana man.
Have a good evening, gents.
[TONE PLAYS.]
Time for the night shift.
It's 10 past the hour, and this is "graveyard shift," hosted by me, starchy the gravedigger, your weekly five-hour dose of all the strange haints, phantasmagoria, and phenomena I see workin' in the candy kingdom graveyard.
Hello, caller.
You're on the "graveyard shift.
" Wha-- am I -- oh, hi.
Um, long-time listener, first-time caller.
So, um, I think princess bubblegum has been replaced by, like, a lizard person.
A lizard? Yeah, a lizard.
I love your show! Oh, starchy's very interested in this topic.
What led you to this discovery, caller? Ha! They are wrong! You look more like a hippo than a lizard.
Well, um, my friend is a very highly placed official in the candy kingdom, and I've noticed -- hi, bmo.
Yow! Stay back, lizard! Oh, sorry, bmo.
I didn't mean to startle you.
I couldn't sleep.
I kept thinking about the truck.
And biodiesel! Oh! And I figured out what's wrong with the engine block.
So, what are you working on? Aerodynamics.
Swe-e-e-e-et.
You know, it's been really nice hanging with you fellas and working on the car It gets a little lonely at my space-age banana dome.
You don't have a girlfriend? No.
I -- I don't want to be alone, but, uh I've gotten pretty good at it.
I putter around the house, keeping busy with my little projects.
But it would be nice to find someone.
Hold up.
Princess, is that you? [CLICKS.]
Oh, spooky.
FINN: Yo, bmo, coffee.
Thank you.
FINN: Car looks nice, bmo.
JAKE: Yeah.
[SNORING.]
Oh, aah! I fixed it! Are we best friends yet?! Oh.
Oh, hey.
I-I fixed it.
FINN: Ni-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-ce.
I discovered the cylinder head was warped, so I went to the junkyard and got a new one.
Bingo.
FINN: Whoo.
[MUFFLED SHOUTING.]
JAKE: Biodiesel! [BREATHES DEEPLY.]
[ENGINE TURNS OVER.]
[BACKFIRES.]
ALL: Yeah! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
Whoo-hoo! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
FINN: Awes-o-o-o-ome! [LAUGHING.]
Yowee wow.
[BRAKES SQUEAL.]
She's beautiful.
JAKE: Well, then go over and talk to her! Yeah.
Come on, banana man.
You're lonely! Oh, no.
That's okay.
Having someone to love takes up time I could use to work on stuff.
JAKE: That's the craziest thing I ever heard.
[ENGINE REVS.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
Pardon me, miss.
My friend here is super-smart, and he rebuilt this truck.
He's very smart and very single.
Okay JAKE: Anyway, his name is banana man.
If you like what you see, give him a call.
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
[COUGHING.]
[GRUMBLES.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
BUBBLEGUM: Help m-e-e-e-e-e! FINN: We got to save bubblegum! No, finn! She's a lizard! JAKE: You got to stop listening to all those conspiracy shows.
They twist up your noodle so you can't tell what's real.
FINN: Look, there she is! BUBBLEGUM: [PANTING.]
Whoa! JAKE: You want some tea? BUBBLEGUM: [PANTING.]
Sure.
[TEAPOT WHISTLING.]
Thanks, Jake.
FINN: So, what's up with the angry mob, pb? BUBBLEGUM: [SIGHS.]
They think I've been replaced with an evil lizard replicant.
It's sheer nonsense.
Eat this bug! Lizard! [HISSES.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
[ROARS.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
FINN: Punch it, 'Nana man! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[ROARS.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! FINN: Hyah! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
BUBBLEGUM: [GRUNTS.]
[BREATHING HEAVY.]
What the fridge? Whoa! BUBBLEGUM: Finn, Jake! Reptilian synthoid replicants are trying to take over the kingdom! FINN: Yeah, we know.
Kill it! BUBBLEGUM: No! No! I'm the real one! [GRUMBLES.]
Hey, speedy.
Unh! You're coming with me.
What? Really? Mm-hmm.
'Cause you ain't got enough peel on that nanner.
You're under arrest for public indecency! JAKE: Bye, banana man! [LAUGHING.]
[SOBBING.]
It's not fair! BUBBLEGUM: It's okay, bmo.
It's a very mild offense.
It's not like that.
Hot Daniel is dead! [SQUAWKS.]
[SQUAWKS.]
JAKE: [CHUCKLES.]
Loot, bro! FINN: Gear dumped, bro! How about this room, bro? JAKE: Looks like a brolicious room to relax in and play video gamesBro.
FINN: Home sweet home, bro.
ICE KING: Yeah, you said it.
I've been home this whole time.
JAKE: [GROANS.]
I keep forgetting that he lives here now.
FINN: Just until Gunther finishes rebuilding the ice kingdom.
ICE KING: What y'all whispering about? Hee-hee! Ex-squeeze me.
JAKE: Ice king, we've told you a thousand times.
This couch ain't for cuddling.
ICE KING: Sure it is.
JAKE: It isn't! ICE KING: Mm, it's cozy.
FINN: It's not that bad, Jake.
ICE KING: See? JAKE: [GROANS.]
Finn, can I speak to you in the kitchen? ICE KING: Oh, hey, Jake.
Can you bring me a sandwich? [WHISTLES.]
Sandwich? JAKE: It's time to kick ice king out! Huh! ICE KING: Don't forget the bread! Ha ha! FINN: Look, I hear you, but we can't kick him out because, well, I still feel guilty about junking up his crib.
Hey, what if we check him into a hotel room? JAKE: Hmm.
FINN: What's that? JAKE: Checking into a hotel room.
ICE KING: Ooh, sandwich time! [MUNCHING.]
FINN: Hey, Simon, how would you like to stay in the coolest hotel? JAKE: Lumpy space princess stays there.
That's how cool it is.
FINN: We'll even put you up for a few weeks until your place is ready.
ICE KING: Oh, but that sounds lonely.
I'd just like to stay here with you guys.
Having roommates is nice.
Keeps me out of my head.
Gunther only says "wenk.
" What's up with that? FINN: [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Yeah.
JAKE: Finn, I'm ready to murder the ice king.
FINN: No.
Uh, I have another idea.
[TICKING.]
ICE KING: [MUNCHES.]
[SCRATCHING.]
[MUNCHING.]
[PLATE CLATTERS.]
Oop.
[DOOR BELL RINGS.]
FINN: Oh, my gosh! Someone's at the door.
We have a doorbell now.
We'll get it! BOTH: Abracadaniel? FINN: What are you doing here? What? You kept calling and ca-- JAKE: [LAUGHS.]
Shut the hupbububup, abracadeez! FINN: Yeah, man.
You don't even need a reason to stop by.
JAKE: A sexy wizard like you goes where he wants.
ICE KING: Whoa.
I see what's going on.
JAKE: Wha-- you do? ICE KING: Yeah.
This wizard donk is trying to Jack my tree house styles just 'cause he beat me that one time at wizard battle, and if he takes one step closer, I'll bust him up one real good! I never asked to be [SOBBING.]
Aah! Aah! Aaaaah! FINN: Come on, dude.
We got cookies and the cocoa.
[LAUGHS.]
Dang, but you're funny, abracadaniel! I didn't say anything.
FINN: [LAUGHS.]
Fantastic.
JAKE: Hey, abadabs.
Why don't you show us that trick you're working on? [SLINK!.]
Oh, uh Yeah, I-I suppose I could.
Shraa-molah-ra cantata florianaaa.
[GRUNTING.]
[PANTING.]
FINN: So good! Whoo! JAKE: You're a good wizard! I don't know.
It's dumb.
I'm still working on it.
It's -- it's nothing.
ICE KING: Oh, you're right that ain't nothing! Check out this schwiza! [WARBLE!.]
[ICE CREAKING.]
Hwah! What? Oo-oh! You're the greatest wizard ever! ICE KING: Well, maybe not ever ever.
Am I the greatest wizard of our generation? Yes.
Pew! Pew! [CRASH!.]
JAKE: [SLURPING.]
This was a great idea, man.
It's like he's forgotten all about us.
FINN: Mm-hmm.
And pretty soon he'll be out of here for good.
JAKE: For good.
FINN: Yeah.
Mm.
ICE KING: Finn! Jake! JAKE: [GRUMBLES.]
ICE KING: Come quick! It's an emergency! Hurry! [BOTH GIGGLE.]
FINN: Ice king, what's up? Huh? What the flip? ICE KING: Ta-da! JAKE: How'd they get the other couch down here? There you are, sir.
And there you are.
Right this way.
You made it! [DRUMMING RHYTHMICALLY.]
Caw! Ta-da! [LAUGHS.]
A bird! He's a bird! I've always been into interpretive dance But I've never been able to find a musician who could match my energy until now! [DRUMMING RHYTHMICALLY.]
JAKE: Huh, he's actually not bad.
Bum-bum-bum budum bum bum bum-bum-bum budum bum bum bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum bum bum Dance party! boom chica bow wow boom chica chica chica boom no! Aaaaaaaah! doopa doopa doom doom doopa doopa doom doom doom doopa doopa doopa doom doom doopa doopa doom doom doom No! Ow! No! Ow! Why are you doing this?! You pushed my whole body! FINN: UmWhoo! That was great, guys! Yeah? You guys liked it? ICE KING: Well, then, the second and third acts are gonna knock your socks off! FINN: Uh, actually, Jake and I got to -- got some stuff to take care of.
JAKE: Yeah, it's getting pretty late.
UhOh, glob.
FINN: Sup, abd? I just remembered that I'm, uh, allergic, uh, to -- to the night sky! FINN: You're afraid of the dark? Yes, if I ever had to walk, uh, outside at night, I might die ofOf ICE KING: Of fright.
Of fright! FINN: Gee, well, I guess you can crash here for the night.
BOTH: All right! Sleepover! FINN: Wait.
Are you really afraid of the dark? Maybe? FINN: Okay, well, you can sleep on the couch.
We're gonna go.
Uh, good night.
[BOTH GIGGLE.]
Whoa! ICE KING: See? I told you.
Isn't it awesome? Since I'm pretty much in charge here, we could totally take all this treasure if we wanted to.
Ha! Totally.
Wow! Cool! ICE KING: Oh, that's just a binklemyer.
Oh.
ICE KING: Want to see something really cool? Yeah.
ICE KING: Okay, but you got to promise not to freak out.
This is Joshua the dog's demon-blood sword.
[GASPS.]
ICE KING: Yeah, it's a real demon-blood sword.
Whaaaaaaat? ICE KING: And you see these words? If you say them out loud, you can actually see a vision of the demon whose blood was used to make the sword.
No way! That sounds awesome.
Too bad neither of us can read demon runes.
ICE KING: Ooh, I know how! "Booty rum lac soo ree po kee oth prandium.
" Like that.
[ROARS.]
ICE KING: Oops.
Wow! It looks so real! I am real! BOTH: Aaaaaaaaaah! Bring me the true bearer of my blood sword or I will destroy you both! [GROWLING.]
ICE KING: Come on, best friend! Let us not betray finn.
Let's fight kee oth ourselves! Nobody can defeat us if we work together.
Super wizard team up! ICE KING: Hwah! Floriana! ICE KING: Raaa! You're wasting your powers on me! Ha ha! ICE KING: Oh! No! Oh, no! He's too powerful! [GROWLING.]
BOTH: Kee oth! Joshua! BOTH: Kee oth rama pan Don't say another word, Joshua.
Or their throats are going to get it! If you speak the words to banish me, I'll reduce your friends to ash.
JAKE: Kee oth rama-- FINN: Dude! JAKE: Thought he was bluffing.
I'm not bluffing, Joshua! If you do not willingly return my stolen blood, I will destroy him and him! FINN: Ah! The sword! JAKE: Scary! [SHINK!.]
FINN: I just can't do it, Jake.
This is dad's sword! JAKE: You don't have any other choice.
Do it! Do it! Do it! FINN: [GRUNTS.]
Whoa, bro.
You got your blood.
Now get out of here! All right, I'll go.
Psych! Got you now, Joshua! JAKE: Ah! [LAUGHS EVILLY.]
Uh, hey.
So, I-I should be getting home.
ICE KING: Uh, yeah.
Me too.
Hey, abracadaniel, you want to hang out at my place? I thought your house broke.
ICE KING: Psh.
Ice kingdom's been rebuilt for weeks.
FINN: Jake? Come along with me and the butterflies and bees we can wander through the forest and do so as we please come along with me to a cliff under a tree