Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e13 Episode Script
Thanks For The Crabapples, Giuseppe
Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands.
With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end.
It's adventure time! Road trip! Check out this sweet make-out wagon! Life-giving magus bro! - Yo, yo, yo! - Yo, yo! Ron James bro! - Whazzup! - Not much, not much.
Finn's old hat bro! - Uh, name's "Little Dude".
- Sure, sure.
Hey, uh - It's Beau.
Beau bro, right! Leaf man bro! And, uh - Who's this guy? - I don't know.
We just picked him up.
That's the kind of trip this is gonna be.
It's a "destiny will guide us" kind of thing.
How 'bout we call you Giuseppe.
That's right, Giuseppe.
- Okay, Ron James, it's time.
- A'ight, listen up, brahs.
Here's the plan.
- Oooh! - We're heading for big butt rock.
At sundown, we'll gather on the cheek's peak, and using the ah-has, deep feels and woo-woos we score from the journey, we will chant a totally original spell, thus forming an entirely new school of magic! Kind of like those jerky secret societies, but less jerky.
Just got one more stop.
Finn and Jake's crib? They won't come.
They're out of our league.
Hey, Abracadaniel's here, with a bus full of lame wizards.
Here we go.
They're probably gonna try to lure us on some dumb trip.
Hey, water nymphs! Uh Hi! Uh Do you girls feel like, uh - Going on a road trip? - No thanks.
- Okay, but what if I - Hey, ladies! Hellooo! - Whoa, do you guys know this person? No, but his eyes are just Gorge! - Oh! - Here we go! - Why'd we stop? - I think we ran out of gas.
And the wheels fell off! Well, this ain't goin' the way we planned, but fate has decreed that this place is just what we need.
Draw your inspiration from this muddy, old cow pasture.
Here, bros.
We got a full stock of T.
P.
and magic ink.
Let's all write down arcane, cryptic words in unexpected new combinations and patterns.
Maybe the nymphs can dance on top of the bus to be, like, our muses.
- Inspire us, water nymphs! - We don't want to.
We'd rather write.
I'll dance if dancing is needed.
* Doo-doo doo doo-doo * Yah yah! Doo-doo wah! Dance, dance, dancin' dance writing, I'm dance, dance, dance, dancin' Top of the bus, window - Hey, check it out, y'all! - The dirty old stranger's writing, too.
- What's all the ruckus?! I own this pasture, so git back in your vehicle and git! We can't! Our wheels fell off! Back on the vehicle.
I'll make a slick ice road.
Are you gone? I can't really see! Is there a problem? - I ran out of juice.
- Can I take over? Yeah, maybe you should.
Hey, let's switch headgear.
- Oh, it fits! - Yeah, girl, let the ice magic flow.
- Oh, but be careful, okay? - What? Oh! Not me.
- Nice ice road! - Thanks.
Hey, I don't think we're moving.
- Hold on.
Everyone, time to push the bus! - Eh, I don't really want to.
Come on! Destiny! Push! Okay, back on the bus! Back on the bus! Huh? Oh, a crabapple tree.
Giuseppe, make yourself useful and grab us some of them crabapples.
Get ready! - Jump! - Oh, no! Giuseppe can't catch up! What?! Magus of life giving, take the wheel! Uh, okay, but I am not a confident driver.
- You're doing great, buddy.
- Don't touch me! Giuseppe, throw the crabapples! Giuseppe? We have lost Giuseppe.
Mm! Hmm? Well, let's see what old Giuseppe wrote.
Listen to this, everybody! "These are not my tear drops, daughter dear, but just a sheen of dew that lingers here, past other fields where other fathers lie who kept their daughters better far than I.
" What do you guys think? What's wrong with you guys? Looks who talking.
Huh? This is true art.
Well, let's see what you other guys wrote.
Little Dude, here's yours.
"Days don't have shades directions with no ways adjusting minimum scholarly curriculum to enrich empty minds it takes refracted sunshines.
" That is awesome! "Take this light with your great might free hearts that are gated seeing truth in things exaggerated.
" Ah, some interesting spell combos going on, guys.
- Ice King! I see the butt rock! - The hour of glory is upon us.
Cauldron! Smells so good down here! What's cooking? Girls, we can help.
Okay, one, two, three! Lift! Ow! Ow! Um Let's get out of here.
No, don't go! Hey, I could freeze all of us.
Then we'd be safe from drowning, and once someone discovers our preserved bodies, we'll be saved! Be like 200 years, tops! - Oh! Let me try this! Mommy! - Oh, grog! I can't swim! - Ah! Oh, glob! - Ymmom! - Somebody! - Sorry.
- I was hoping it wouldn't come to this My "last resort" poshe, obtained from a mad yogi in the mystery mountains.
It's time to find out what it does.
Ba-bam! Nice and slow.
Oh, gent Oh! Oh, I'm flying! Yoink.
Take my head away from here, baby! No! Maybe this is a test from Destiny, guys! If we all just surrender to these events, the answer will reveal itself.
- Whoa! - Wha? Hey, it's Giuseppe! - Giuseppe, how have you done this? - Whoa! - What was he? - I don't know, Abracadaniel, but I think he was trying to show us something Something new.
Sploo! Jicka haka boogy noona hubba gubba Secret wizard handshake! - Later, Chinchizerd.
- Bye, Berdzerd.
See you at the secret thing tonight! Loser.
Giuseppe.
With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end.
It's adventure time! Road trip! Check out this sweet make-out wagon! Life-giving magus bro! - Yo, yo, yo! - Yo, yo! Ron James bro! - Whazzup! - Not much, not much.
Finn's old hat bro! - Uh, name's "Little Dude".
- Sure, sure.
Hey, uh - It's Beau.
Beau bro, right! Leaf man bro! And, uh - Who's this guy? - I don't know.
We just picked him up.
That's the kind of trip this is gonna be.
It's a "destiny will guide us" kind of thing.
How 'bout we call you Giuseppe.
That's right, Giuseppe.
- Okay, Ron James, it's time.
- A'ight, listen up, brahs.
Here's the plan.
- Oooh! - We're heading for big butt rock.
At sundown, we'll gather on the cheek's peak, and using the ah-has, deep feels and woo-woos we score from the journey, we will chant a totally original spell, thus forming an entirely new school of magic! Kind of like those jerky secret societies, but less jerky.
Just got one more stop.
Finn and Jake's crib? They won't come.
They're out of our league.
Hey, Abracadaniel's here, with a bus full of lame wizards.
Here we go.
They're probably gonna try to lure us on some dumb trip.
Hey, water nymphs! Uh Hi! Uh Do you girls feel like, uh - Going on a road trip? - No thanks.
- Okay, but what if I - Hey, ladies! Hellooo! - Whoa, do you guys know this person? No, but his eyes are just Gorge! - Oh! - Here we go! - Why'd we stop? - I think we ran out of gas.
And the wheels fell off! Well, this ain't goin' the way we planned, but fate has decreed that this place is just what we need.
Draw your inspiration from this muddy, old cow pasture.
Here, bros.
We got a full stock of T.
P.
and magic ink.
Let's all write down arcane, cryptic words in unexpected new combinations and patterns.
Maybe the nymphs can dance on top of the bus to be, like, our muses.
- Inspire us, water nymphs! - We don't want to.
We'd rather write.
I'll dance if dancing is needed.
* Doo-doo doo doo-doo * Yah yah! Doo-doo wah! Dance, dance, dancin' dance writing, I'm dance, dance, dance, dancin' Top of the bus, window - Hey, check it out, y'all! - The dirty old stranger's writing, too.
- What's all the ruckus?! I own this pasture, so git back in your vehicle and git! We can't! Our wheels fell off! Back on the vehicle.
I'll make a slick ice road.
Are you gone? I can't really see! Is there a problem? - I ran out of juice.
- Can I take over? Yeah, maybe you should.
Hey, let's switch headgear.
- Oh, it fits! - Yeah, girl, let the ice magic flow.
- Oh, but be careful, okay? - What? Oh! Not me.
- Nice ice road! - Thanks.
Hey, I don't think we're moving.
- Hold on.
Everyone, time to push the bus! - Eh, I don't really want to.
Come on! Destiny! Push! Okay, back on the bus! Back on the bus! Huh? Oh, a crabapple tree.
Giuseppe, make yourself useful and grab us some of them crabapples.
Get ready! - Jump! - Oh, no! Giuseppe can't catch up! What?! Magus of life giving, take the wheel! Uh, okay, but I am not a confident driver.
- You're doing great, buddy.
- Don't touch me! Giuseppe, throw the crabapples! Giuseppe? We have lost Giuseppe.
Mm! Hmm? Well, let's see what old Giuseppe wrote.
Listen to this, everybody! "These are not my tear drops, daughter dear, but just a sheen of dew that lingers here, past other fields where other fathers lie who kept their daughters better far than I.
" What do you guys think? What's wrong with you guys? Looks who talking.
Huh? This is true art.
Well, let's see what you other guys wrote.
Little Dude, here's yours.
"Days don't have shades directions with no ways adjusting minimum scholarly curriculum to enrich empty minds it takes refracted sunshines.
" That is awesome! "Take this light with your great might free hearts that are gated seeing truth in things exaggerated.
" Ah, some interesting spell combos going on, guys.
- Ice King! I see the butt rock! - The hour of glory is upon us.
Cauldron! Smells so good down here! What's cooking? Girls, we can help.
Okay, one, two, three! Lift! Ow! Ow! Um Let's get out of here.
No, don't go! Hey, I could freeze all of us.
Then we'd be safe from drowning, and once someone discovers our preserved bodies, we'll be saved! Be like 200 years, tops! - Oh! Let me try this! Mommy! - Oh, grog! I can't swim! - Ah! Oh, glob! - Ymmom! - Somebody! - Sorry.
- I was hoping it wouldn't come to this My "last resort" poshe, obtained from a mad yogi in the mystery mountains.
It's time to find out what it does.
Ba-bam! Nice and slow.
Oh, gent Oh! Oh, I'm flying! Yoink.
Take my head away from here, baby! No! Maybe this is a test from Destiny, guys! If we all just surrender to these events, the answer will reveal itself.
- Whoa! - Wha? Hey, it's Giuseppe! - Giuseppe, how have you done this? - Whoa! - What was he? - I don't know, Abracadaniel, but I think he was trying to show us something Something new.
Sploo! Jicka haka boogy noona hubba gubba Secret wizard handshake! - Later, Chinchizerd.
- Bye, Berdzerd.
See you at the secret thing tonight! Loser.
Giuseppe.