Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e04 Episode Script
Mama Said
There! Right there.
Do you see? Uh, yeah.
It's a small thing? Hey, do you have any bigger chairs? - Stools.
- Huh? They're stools, not chairs.
Well, can I have a bigger stool? Jake! Stop interrupting! Sorry.
Enhance! - Huh? Hey! - Whoa, whoa, hey! - Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Looks like a mushroom.
Is someone throwing mushrooms? Yes, very good! It is a mushroom, or a toadstool.
That's why you're sitting on stools.
- Oh.
- Oh.
See? You guys got to trust me, okay? I picked those stools for a reason.
Trust my process.
You can get up now.
My legs.
No.
Nobody's throwing mushrooms.
I believe they're flying on their own.
That's where you two come in.
Okay, the flying mushroom came from that direction, so I want you two to head that way until you find one A big one.
And I want you to capture it and bring it back.
- Why? - Huh? - Why? - Trust my process.
Okay, but why, though? Yeah, we're curious.
I want to ride it around instead of walking.
I think people will respect me more.
Hey! Hey, you, what's your name? I'm Dirt Beer Guy.
What would you think if you saw me on a giant, flying mushroom? Boy, that'd really be somethin'.
See? Don't fail on this one, boys.
Don't you dare fail me.
Actually, I'm kind of glad we're walking in this direction.
We never walk in this direction.
Hey, how long do you think capturing a flying mushroom takes? Well, we got to find one first.
Yeah, that too.
How long? Hmm.
An hour to capture, and if we don't find one by dinner, we'll tell KOO to send out a banana guard patrol.
Tell who? KOO.
- King of Ooo? - Yeah.
Did you notice he was wearing Princess Bubblegum's clothes? Yeah, that was sort of cool, but, you know, PB just left her kingdom to him and all her stuff, so what's that about? Hmm.
I smell mushrooms.
Yeah, good job, Jake! Check it out big enough for KOO's tiny heinie.
Yeah.
The only thing, though, is it's not flying.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I guess we can just sit here and wait for it to fly? Canyon: I know you are looking for a sea - You hear that? - Yeah.
That lies beyond your reach It's pretty.
But I'm hoping my heart can stop you You want to go check it out? Mm, yeah.
I know you have places to go, I know that you want the sea but I'm hoping my heart will grow and that you'll come back to me Oh, geez.
Looks like some sort of old glob ritual.
We should sneak away.
We don't want to disturb.
- Finn? - Canyon? - Canyon? - Jake! Finn? I mean, Canyon? Billy's ex! How are ya? Sorry we interrupted your sacred ritual.
Oh, no, I was just procrastinating.
What are you guys doing? We're on an official mission for the princess.
- Nothing! - Cool! That's really cool.
What are you doing, Canyon? Oh, I'm using this dowsing rod to find my family's lost sacred spring.
- Cool! - Whoa! You guys want to help? - Uh - Yeah! Wait, Jake, what about Dude, have you ever taken a sip from a sacred spring? It's the boo boo best.
Plus, you know I've always wanted to learn how to use a dowsing rod.
Mm, okay.
All right! There you go.
Just hold it like you would a butterfly.
- You got it? - Yeah.
Whoa.
It's going nuts! It works! King of Ooo: Finn? Jake? You boys there? Uh, hey, what's up, KOO? - What? - I mean, King of Ooo.
What's up? Princess King of Ooo.
What's up? Just checking in on your progress.
Have you found a flying mushroom big enough to sit on? Have you captured it? - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh Psst! Jake! King of Ooo: What's going on? Who's that saying "psst"? Oh, look at that! Yes.
That's right.
Finn! Tame that wild beast.
I don't want it bucking me off now.
Yes.
See you soon, boys.
That was dope! That's who's running the Candy Kingdom now? What a tool.
- Mm.
- What's the matter, dude? I don't know, man.
We're disobeying royal orders.
Is that bad, maybe? KOO probs will forget about this whole mushroom thing in a day or two.
And if you don't like your job, it might be time to find a new one.
Hmm.
Huh? Whoa! What the It's some kind of mega-mush.
Ha! Cool! Mega-mush! Mega-mush! Mega-mush! Whoa.
Calm down, buddy.
This is a fake mush.
See? Whoop! Whoa! In here! What the donk, man? Hmm.
Those looked like spore-dispersing blasts.
I'd say a bunch of mushrooms joined into a next-level flying super-organism.
They're gonna rule the school.
I'm just guessing, though, but it sounds plausible, right? What you think it tastes like? Tra-a-a-apped.
Maybe we can wait him out.
Hey, yeah! Maybe it's already gone! Boop! Looks like the co Yeah, no, he's still out there.
I'm gonna go out there and talk to it.
Maybe it can be reasoned with.
This could just be a big mush-understanding.
Hey, buddy.
Whoa, whoa.
Times! I call times! We're sorry about earlier.
We goofed up.
There's no way our fake mushroom could come close to your level of beauty.
It's true.
You're stunning.
Oh, glob, no! U-uh I mean I am an excellent source of vitamin B, copper, and zinc! Uh, congrats? Yeek! Hey, now! That was poor sportsmans Whoa! Mid-joke? You monster.
If you combine me with yeast and ferment me, I'll form a healthy tea called kombucha.
The health benefi Aah! Yah! - Shing! - Hyup! Finn: Mushroom chop! Whoa! Ugh! The health benefits of kombucha have not been confirmed by scientific research.
We're learning a lot about mushrooms today.
Ugh.
They're in my sinuses.
Yoink.
In fact, drinking kombucha has been linked in rare cases to serious side effects.
Ugh.
That was dumb.
Canyon, your dowsing rod! Dude.
The sacred spring.
Mushrooms are gentle.
To clean me, wipe me with a damp paper towel.
Whoa! Hyaaaahhh! Yahhhhh! Canyon, you're so cool.
My chromophores can be used to dye wool and other natural Farewell, mega-mush.
May we meet again in your next incarnation.
Cute.
This was fun, Canyon.
Yep.
I found the sacred spring, and we exterminated the flying mushroom infestation.
Mission complete.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hmm.
That wasn't actually our mission.
King of Ooo: All right, boys, let's see it.
Fair Princess of Ooo, we were unable to procure a flying mushroom, so instead, may we present an advanced mushroom pizza! It's not as you ordered, my liege But this pizza can probably fly if you believe hard enough.
Ooh! A delightful pizza-ah! Well, then, you two are fired! - What?? - Whaaaaat? You have defied the order of your princess.
Henceforth, you are banished from my royal guard.
We don't even like you Hup-hup-hup.
Spare me your groveling.
You're fired.
Shoo, shoo.
Ooh! Hmm.
Hmmmm.
Yeeees! I can feel it working! Banana guards! Hup, hup, hup, hup.
- Give me a push! - Yahhhh! I'm flyyyy Eeeh.
Wha Uh.
Uh, uh? Mama? Mama said there'd be days like this There'd be days like this, mama said Mama said, mama said Mama said there'd be days like this There'd be days like this, my mama said Mama said, mama said
Do you see? Uh, yeah.
It's a small thing? Hey, do you have any bigger chairs? - Stools.
- Huh? They're stools, not chairs.
Well, can I have a bigger stool? Jake! Stop interrupting! Sorry.
Enhance! - Huh? Hey! - Whoa, whoa, hey! - Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Looks like a mushroom.
Is someone throwing mushrooms? Yes, very good! It is a mushroom, or a toadstool.
That's why you're sitting on stools.
- Oh.
- Oh.
See? You guys got to trust me, okay? I picked those stools for a reason.
Trust my process.
You can get up now.
My legs.
No.
Nobody's throwing mushrooms.
I believe they're flying on their own.
That's where you two come in.
Okay, the flying mushroom came from that direction, so I want you two to head that way until you find one A big one.
And I want you to capture it and bring it back.
- Why? - Huh? - Why? - Trust my process.
Okay, but why, though? Yeah, we're curious.
I want to ride it around instead of walking.
I think people will respect me more.
Hey! Hey, you, what's your name? I'm Dirt Beer Guy.
What would you think if you saw me on a giant, flying mushroom? Boy, that'd really be somethin'.
See? Don't fail on this one, boys.
Don't you dare fail me.
Actually, I'm kind of glad we're walking in this direction.
We never walk in this direction.
Hey, how long do you think capturing a flying mushroom takes? Well, we got to find one first.
Yeah, that too.
How long? Hmm.
An hour to capture, and if we don't find one by dinner, we'll tell KOO to send out a banana guard patrol.
Tell who? KOO.
- King of Ooo? - Yeah.
Did you notice he was wearing Princess Bubblegum's clothes? Yeah, that was sort of cool, but, you know, PB just left her kingdom to him and all her stuff, so what's that about? Hmm.
I smell mushrooms.
Yeah, good job, Jake! Check it out big enough for KOO's tiny heinie.
Yeah.
The only thing, though, is it's not flying.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I guess we can just sit here and wait for it to fly? Canyon: I know you are looking for a sea - You hear that? - Yeah.
That lies beyond your reach It's pretty.
But I'm hoping my heart can stop you You want to go check it out? Mm, yeah.
I know you have places to go, I know that you want the sea but I'm hoping my heart will grow and that you'll come back to me Oh, geez.
Looks like some sort of old glob ritual.
We should sneak away.
We don't want to disturb.
- Finn? - Canyon? - Canyon? - Jake! Finn? I mean, Canyon? Billy's ex! How are ya? Sorry we interrupted your sacred ritual.
Oh, no, I was just procrastinating.
What are you guys doing? We're on an official mission for the princess.
- Nothing! - Cool! That's really cool.
What are you doing, Canyon? Oh, I'm using this dowsing rod to find my family's lost sacred spring.
- Cool! - Whoa! You guys want to help? - Uh - Yeah! Wait, Jake, what about Dude, have you ever taken a sip from a sacred spring? It's the boo boo best.
Plus, you know I've always wanted to learn how to use a dowsing rod.
Mm, okay.
All right! There you go.
Just hold it like you would a butterfly.
- You got it? - Yeah.
Whoa.
It's going nuts! It works! King of Ooo: Finn? Jake? You boys there? Uh, hey, what's up, KOO? - What? - I mean, King of Ooo.
What's up? Princess King of Ooo.
What's up? Just checking in on your progress.
Have you found a flying mushroom big enough to sit on? Have you captured it? - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh - Uh Psst! Jake! King of Ooo: What's going on? Who's that saying "psst"? Oh, look at that! Yes.
That's right.
Finn! Tame that wild beast.
I don't want it bucking me off now.
Yes.
See you soon, boys.
That was dope! That's who's running the Candy Kingdom now? What a tool.
- Mm.
- What's the matter, dude? I don't know, man.
We're disobeying royal orders.
Is that bad, maybe? KOO probs will forget about this whole mushroom thing in a day or two.
And if you don't like your job, it might be time to find a new one.
Hmm.
Huh? Whoa! What the It's some kind of mega-mush.
Ha! Cool! Mega-mush! Mega-mush! Mega-mush! Whoa.
Calm down, buddy.
This is a fake mush.
See? Whoop! Whoa! In here! What the donk, man? Hmm.
Those looked like spore-dispersing blasts.
I'd say a bunch of mushrooms joined into a next-level flying super-organism.
They're gonna rule the school.
I'm just guessing, though, but it sounds plausible, right? What you think it tastes like? Tra-a-a-apped.
Maybe we can wait him out.
Hey, yeah! Maybe it's already gone! Boop! Looks like the co Yeah, no, he's still out there.
I'm gonna go out there and talk to it.
Maybe it can be reasoned with.
This could just be a big mush-understanding.
Hey, buddy.
Whoa, whoa.
Times! I call times! We're sorry about earlier.
We goofed up.
There's no way our fake mushroom could come close to your level of beauty.
It's true.
You're stunning.
Oh, glob, no! U-uh I mean I am an excellent source of vitamin B, copper, and zinc! Uh, congrats? Yeek! Hey, now! That was poor sportsmans Whoa! Mid-joke? You monster.
If you combine me with yeast and ferment me, I'll form a healthy tea called kombucha.
The health benefi Aah! Yah! - Shing! - Hyup! Finn: Mushroom chop! Whoa! Ugh! The health benefits of kombucha have not been confirmed by scientific research.
We're learning a lot about mushrooms today.
Ugh.
They're in my sinuses.
Yoink.
In fact, drinking kombucha has been linked in rare cases to serious side effects.
Ugh.
That was dumb.
Canyon, your dowsing rod! Dude.
The sacred spring.
Mushrooms are gentle.
To clean me, wipe me with a damp paper towel.
Whoa! Hyaaaahhh! Yahhhhh! Canyon, you're so cool.
My chromophores can be used to dye wool and other natural Farewell, mega-mush.
May we meet again in your next incarnation.
Cute.
This was fun, Canyon.
Yep.
I found the sacred spring, and we exterminated the flying mushroom infestation.
Mission complete.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hmm.
That wasn't actually our mission.
King of Ooo: All right, boys, let's see it.
Fair Princess of Ooo, we were unable to procure a flying mushroom, so instead, may we present an advanced mushroom pizza! It's not as you ordered, my liege But this pizza can probably fly if you believe hard enough.
Ooh! A delightful pizza-ah! Well, then, you two are fired! - What?? - Whaaaaat? You have defied the order of your princess.
Henceforth, you are banished from my royal guard.
We don't even like you Hup-hup-hup.
Spare me your groveling.
You're fired.
Shoo, shoo.
Ooh! Hmm.
Hmmmm.
Yeeees! I can feel it working! Banana guards! Hup, hup, hup, hup.
- Give me a push! - Yahhhh! I'm flyyyy Eeeh.
Wha Uh.
Uh, uh? Mama? Mama said there'd be days like this There'd be days like this, mama said Mama said, mama said Mama said there'd be days like this There'd be days like this, my mama said Mama said, mama said