Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e05 Episode Script
Football
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Football, you don't mean that.
I do, BMO.
I don't say things I don't mean.
You look very smart and very handsome today.
Oh, Football, thank you.
I love you so much.
I love you, BMO.
Ring ring.
Hello? Football? This is BMO.
Oh, hello, BMO.
What a wonderful surprise.
What's up? Oh, nothing.
Just wanted to say that I love you.
I love you, too.
Goodbye.
Click.
Can I tell you a secret? Of course, BMO.
You can tell me anything.
I love you.
Oh! Now you tell me a secret, Football.
I wish I could spend just one day on the other side of the mirror.
Well, let's switch places for the day.
Oh, BMO, you'd do that for me? Yes, Football.
Because I love you.
Oh, BMO.
Oh! Oh! See you back here tomorrow, Football.
Oh! Oh! Ah! Whoo.
Hello.
My name is Football.
And you are Carlos, my best friend since college.
Carlos.
Okay, let's not leave it so long next time, Carlos.
Hmm? Jake, get out of my fruit, man! You're cute, but you're dirty.
Ohhhhh.
Ooh.
Ah.
What are you doing on the floor, you bad baby? Yes.
Shh.
Yes.
I understand.
Oh, baby, don't turn around.
But Finn is sat right over there.
Hello, my name is Football.
Very nice to meet you, Football.
How'd you get the name Football, Football? BMO gave it to me.
Is BMO your little papa? Uh, so where do you live, Football? - The mirror.
- Oh, yeah? What's it like there? Cold.
Empty.
It's lonely.
Weird.
Very weird.
Hello? Football, are you okay? It's weird in here.
I'm not going back, BMO.
Come closer, Football.
I can't hear you.
I'm not going back, BMO.
I'm staying on this side Forever.
Football.
Football! No! No! Football, nooooo! Mmmyah! Yes! Send another g-fruit to the slaughter, Jake! - You got it.
- Myah! Family meeting! Hmm? Hmm? What's up B Ooh! Sorry, man.
Did somebody say, "family meeting?" What's up, BMO? No, I'm not BMO.
I'm Football.
- Oh, yeah.
- Hi, Football.
Yes.
Hello.
I'm here, and I am Football.
And I will always be Football.
Because BMO told me to tell you that he has gone away forever.
BMO.
"Take my place, Football," is what he said.
It was such a hard decision for him to make.
He says for you guys to treat her I mean, me As nice as you treated him, BMO.
We all need to stay strong, so the best thing everyone can do is forget about him.
Remember, if you guys miss BMO, I miss him more.
That's great, BMO.
Football.
Oh, right Football.
Hey, Football.
Grapefruit for your troubles? Uh Oh boy! Thanks! - Life is great! - Yeah? You sure you're doing okay, little pal? Mm.
Listen, B Football.
You seem like you might be feeling, uh, a little donked up in your head or your heart or both.
And that's okay.
Everybody feels some type of soul nausea like that sometimes.
- Football.
Football.
- BMO? I know how to follow you, Football.
How did you get in the spoon? I figured it out! I'm going to get you, Football! Did all that make sense? Yeah.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! I'm going to get you, Football! Aah! Ha! Ha-ha! This is the way it has to be MO.
Oh, my gosh! Football! Football! Football! Football! Football.
Hup.
I'm sorry, BMO.
Football.
- Don't do it! - Don't do it! Aah! BMO, what is going on in here? - BMO? - Aaaaaah! BMO! Aaaaaah! - BMO, why! - Aaaah! Huh? - Ow.
- Aaah! Football? Football, I know it's you.
We are both walking backwards holding shillelaghs.
Football? Yah! Uh I'm gonna get you, Football! Aaah! Ah! All right, hand over the shillelagh, BMO.
No! No! No! Hey, Jake, BMO went all hog wild in the bathroom.
Gross! Not like that.
Ohhh.
Why you got to be so destructive today, BMO? Are you doing robot puberty or something? Jake! Jake, help me! Jake! All right, Football, you know what time it is.
Sooner or later, you're going to slip on some spaghetti, and I will be waiting on that shiny floor to drag you into your worst nightmare.
BMO, you've seen where I live.
You know why I don't want to go back.
But we made a deal, and where I come from A factory Breaking deals means you have to go to the dirt hole.
That's where you are going, Football, if you don't switch places with me.
No! You're going to the dirt hole, Football.
Dirt hole! No! I'm going where you will never find me.
Oh, Football! Football! BMO? BMO, what the heck? I am Football! And I am safe up here! Come on, man, we're worried about you.
Come back inside.
No, no, no, no, no! No! I'm safe up here.
No reflections.
Safe.
Football.
Dirt hole! Aaaaaah! Ooh.
Aah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Football? Oh, BMO, this place.
It's beautiful here.
All my friends are here.
Carlos is here.
It's all I ever wanted.
- Hmm.
- About what I did It's okay.
I know why you did it.
I didn't like your bathroom much, either.
There is no beauty in the bathroom.
Will you still visit me? Yes, Football, because I love you.
I love you, BMO.
BMO! You okay? Oh, Finn and Jake! I am back! I am back! I'm really back! Ohhhhh! Put that traffic cone back on your head, young man.
Yes, I'd love to! I've missed my traffic cone so much! Hooray!
I do, BMO.
I don't say things I don't mean.
You look very smart and very handsome today.
Oh, Football, thank you.
I love you so much.
I love you, BMO.
Ring ring.
Hello? Football? This is BMO.
Oh, hello, BMO.
What a wonderful surprise.
What's up? Oh, nothing.
Just wanted to say that I love you.
I love you, too.
Goodbye.
Click.
Can I tell you a secret? Of course, BMO.
You can tell me anything.
I love you.
Oh! Now you tell me a secret, Football.
I wish I could spend just one day on the other side of the mirror.
Well, let's switch places for the day.
Oh, BMO, you'd do that for me? Yes, Football.
Because I love you.
Oh, BMO.
Oh! Oh! See you back here tomorrow, Football.
Oh! Oh! Ah! Whoo.
Hello.
My name is Football.
And you are Carlos, my best friend since college.
Carlos.
Okay, let's not leave it so long next time, Carlos.
Hmm? Jake, get out of my fruit, man! You're cute, but you're dirty.
Ohhhhh.
Ooh.
Ah.
What are you doing on the floor, you bad baby? Yes.
Shh.
Yes.
I understand.
Oh, baby, don't turn around.
But Finn is sat right over there.
Hello, my name is Football.
Very nice to meet you, Football.
How'd you get the name Football, Football? BMO gave it to me.
Is BMO your little papa? Uh, so where do you live, Football? - The mirror.
- Oh, yeah? What's it like there? Cold.
Empty.
It's lonely.
Weird.
Very weird.
Hello? Football, are you okay? It's weird in here.
I'm not going back, BMO.
Come closer, Football.
I can't hear you.
I'm not going back, BMO.
I'm staying on this side Forever.
Football.
Football! No! No! Football, nooooo! Mmmyah! Yes! Send another g-fruit to the slaughter, Jake! - You got it.
- Myah! Family meeting! Hmm? Hmm? What's up B Ooh! Sorry, man.
Did somebody say, "family meeting?" What's up, BMO? No, I'm not BMO.
I'm Football.
- Oh, yeah.
- Hi, Football.
Yes.
Hello.
I'm here, and I am Football.
And I will always be Football.
Because BMO told me to tell you that he has gone away forever.
BMO.
"Take my place, Football," is what he said.
It was such a hard decision for him to make.
He says for you guys to treat her I mean, me As nice as you treated him, BMO.
We all need to stay strong, so the best thing everyone can do is forget about him.
Remember, if you guys miss BMO, I miss him more.
That's great, BMO.
Football.
Oh, right Football.
Hey, Football.
Grapefruit for your troubles? Uh Oh boy! Thanks! - Life is great! - Yeah? You sure you're doing okay, little pal? Mm.
Listen, B Football.
You seem like you might be feeling, uh, a little donked up in your head or your heart or both.
And that's okay.
Everybody feels some type of soul nausea like that sometimes.
- Football.
Football.
- BMO? I know how to follow you, Football.
How did you get in the spoon? I figured it out! I'm going to get you, Football! Did all that make sense? Yeah.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! I'm going to get you, Football! Aah! Ha! Ha-ha! This is the way it has to be MO.
Oh, my gosh! Football! Football! Football! Football! Football.
Hup.
I'm sorry, BMO.
Football.
- Don't do it! - Don't do it! Aah! BMO, what is going on in here? - BMO? - Aaaaaah! BMO! Aaaaaah! - BMO, why! - Aaaah! Huh? - Ow.
- Aaah! Football? Football, I know it's you.
We are both walking backwards holding shillelaghs.
Football? Yah! Uh I'm gonna get you, Football! Aaah! Ah! All right, hand over the shillelagh, BMO.
No! No! No! Hey, Jake, BMO went all hog wild in the bathroom.
Gross! Not like that.
Ohhh.
Why you got to be so destructive today, BMO? Are you doing robot puberty or something? Jake! Jake, help me! Jake! All right, Football, you know what time it is.
Sooner or later, you're going to slip on some spaghetti, and I will be waiting on that shiny floor to drag you into your worst nightmare.
BMO, you've seen where I live.
You know why I don't want to go back.
But we made a deal, and where I come from A factory Breaking deals means you have to go to the dirt hole.
That's where you are going, Football, if you don't switch places with me.
No! You're going to the dirt hole, Football.
Dirt hole! No! I'm going where you will never find me.
Oh, Football! Football! BMO? BMO, what the heck? I am Football! And I am safe up here! Come on, man, we're worried about you.
Come back inside.
No, no, no, no, no! No! I'm safe up here.
No reflections.
Safe.
Football.
Dirt hole! Aaaaaah! Ooh.
Aah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Football? Oh, BMO, this place.
It's beautiful here.
All my friends are here.
Carlos is here.
It's all I ever wanted.
- Hmm.
- About what I did It's okay.
I know why you did it.
I didn't like your bathroom much, either.
There is no beauty in the bathroom.
Will you still visit me? Yes, Football, because I love you.
I love you, BMO.
BMO! You okay? Oh, Finn and Jake! I am back! I am back! I'm really back! Ohhhhh! Put that traffic cone back on your head, young man.
Yes, I'd love to! I've missed my traffic cone so much! Hooray!