Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e10 Episode Script
Stakes Part 5: May I Come In?
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We're going to a very distant land With Finn and Jake and Marceline and Princess Bubblegum It's Adventure Time Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
One vampire Pbht! Two vampire Pbht! Jake, check me out I'm a self-sufficient mountain man.
No! Don't put that biz in your mouth, man! They could be booby-trapped or poisoned or Whoa, chill, Jake.
These pearls were dropped by the moon.
Her main power is accelerated healing.
It'll be like fighting a cutting board.
Hmm Okay.
Anyways, we should try to find her before No! I'm gonna get you! Come on! See, Marci? Isn't vampire hunting better with friends? Yeah, I guess.
I'm just glad Simon is okay.
Anyway I don't care how easy this vamp supposed to be.
We should hole up somewhere before the sun goes down It's down.
Great.
Yep, let's get going.
My vampire thingy is indicating high levels of vampire junk in This direction.
Come on! Aah! Ha ha! Stop, please! Don't be such a nerd, Crunchy.
Hunting is the most royal of sports! The people expect it of their Princess-King.
I don't think that's tr ow! Ahhh! After him, Haydancy! Come on, Crunchy, it's dark.
Let me tie you up.
Aha! Good growling, Crunchy.
All right, that's a bit much.
Whoa, girl! Oof! Ugh! Oh, no stop! Shush up! Huh? Oh! It's it's okay.
Animals can't climb trees.
That's what separates us from them.
Ha! Dumb, lowly animals.
No! No, no, no, no, no! Marceline Where is she? Oh, boy! I-I wish I knew! No love lost there, am I right? Tell me everything.
Okay, okay! I grew up poor dirt poor.
The other kids called me Lil' Bubbles because we couldn't afford a bathtub.
Sure, I try to act the way wealthy peeps are suppos Shut up! Tell me where to find Marceline! Yeah, sure! Well, she hangs out with that Princess Bubblegum.
You know her? Well, she has a nice little cabin by the, uh I'll draw you a map! Crunchy, do you have a pen? Tell me you have a pen.
Oh.
Huh.
Oh, this darn zipper Oh, brother.
May I come in? Aah! Ah ha ha! You're one of those old fashioned revenants, aren't you? You can't come in unless I invite you in! What do you think would even happen if you just walked in here, huh? You're so dumb, you sad old relic.
How 'bout some garlic? Hmm.
You dumb vampire! Ah.
Wait! Don't go that way! Oh! Look! I'm out of the house! Come back! Come back! Back, back, back, back! He's not coming back.
_ _ _ _ Yo, guys? Pep says we got an incoming vamp.
What?! - Is it "The Moon"? - Doubt it.
She's more of a hide-and-seek type.
So what's the plan for this chump? Given that he can see in the dark probably and could come from anywhere at any time and suck the flesh off our bones! They could ambush us like right n Ahh! I feel refreshed! Are y'all hunting wabbits? Finn: Man! I can't believe they just Left me here.
All unarmed and tethered like this.
Boy, my neck sure is hot.
This baby needs to get some air.
Let's do it.
Back off! What are you gonna turn into next, A puppy, a baby goose?! I'm a Pbht! Vampire! Pbht! Ah! Hierophant! Pbht.
Green light.
Ugh! Geez, aren't you cold up here? Don't people wear coats anymore? I've got a propo Oof! Oh! Surprise.
Marceline, wait! Marceline! Jake, gather up all the stakes you can find.
On it! Hey, Finn, catch! Yes! Toots! Where'd he go? Finn, heads up! Finn, I'm helping! How about this? Use one of these stakes! L.
S.
P.
, stop! Finn, I got one! Oof! What?! Finn! What is with all this tacky plastic rubbish?! We'll never let you get to her! Oh! You dunderheads! I can't even deal with all this modern nonsense! The rest of you, beat it! My blood, man! I love my blood.
_ Get in me! Ohh! - May I come in? - Nop.
Grr! "Grr"? Let me in! Not gonna happen, man! Eek! What sort of creature are you? Uh, I'm a magic dog with magic blood! I've got gallons and gallons of warm red teenage blood, and you can't have it! Pbht! Eh, yeah? Yeah! Open up a murder-hole, buddy! Oh! Marceline, listen to me.
You will never defeat The Vampire King.
You can't even defeat me in your current state.
All right.
What do you want? The truth is, I hate the king as much as you do.
He's a total dink.
I came looking for you because I want to team up.
Then you started tempting me with boy blood - and hurling spiky purple gobs at me.
- Hey.
Here's the dope You need me.
Yeah, okay, girl, you got this.
I don't know how it finally happened, but he must have let you beat him.
Am I right? Ugh! All right, say we do work together.
You need to give up drinking blood.
I'm a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.
And you can drink red just as easy.
Hmm.
No hurting poor, scared, blood-filled animals.
Well, then, I suppose I have no choice.
I'm just going to waste you And eat that kid, because that's what an old-school vampire does! I don't want to play anymore! No! I wasn't invited! No! Geez.
What happened? Dude was too old fashioned for his own good.
He just couldn't get with the times.
Y'all see that? I killed a vampire.
Aah, great! My plan worked! Ugh.
I don't feel so hot.
Bye-bye! Marceline! Oh, no.
Uh, guys, I'm not feeling that great eith Ugh!
Mm-hmm.
One vampire Pbht! Two vampire Pbht! Jake, check me out I'm a self-sufficient mountain man.
No! Don't put that biz in your mouth, man! They could be booby-trapped or poisoned or Whoa, chill, Jake.
These pearls were dropped by the moon.
Her main power is accelerated healing.
It'll be like fighting a cutting board.
Hmm Okay.
Anyways, we should try to find her before No! I'm gonna get you! Come on! See, Marci? Isn't vampire hunting better with friends? Yeah, I guess.
I'm just glad Simon is okay.
Anyway I don't care how easy this vamp supposed to be.
We should hole up somewhere before the sun goes down It's down.
Great.
Yep, let's get going.
My vampire thingy is indicating high levels of vampire junk in This direction.
Come on! Aah! Ha ha! Stop, please! Don't be such a nerd, Crunchy.
Hunting is the most royal of sports! The people expect it of their Princess-King.
I don't think that's tr ow! Ahhh! After him, Haydancy! Come on, Crunchy, it's dark.
Let me tie you up.
Aha! Good growling, Crunchy.
All right, that's a bit much.
Whoa, girl! Oof! Ugh! Oh, no stop! Shush up! Huh? Oh! It's it's okay.
Animals can't climb trees.
That's what separates us from them.
Ha! Dumb, lowly animals.
No! No, no, no, no, no! Marceline Where is she? Oh, boy! I-I wish I knew! No love lost there, am I right? Tell me everything.
Okay, okay! I grew up poor dirt poor.
The other kids called me Lil' Bubbles because we couldn't afford a bathtub.
Sure, I try to act the way wealthy peeps are suppos Shut up! Tell me where to find Marceline! Yeah, sure! Well, she hangs out with that Princess Bubblegum.
You know her? Well, she has a nice little cabin by the, uh I'll draw you a map! Crunchy, do you have a pen? Tell me you have a pen.
Oh.
Huh.
Oh, this darn zipper Oh, brother.
May I come in? Aah! Ah ha ha! You're one of those old fashioned revenants, aren't you? You can't come in unless I invite you in! What do you think would even happen if you just walked in here, huh? You're so dumb, you sad old relic.
How 'bout some garlic? Hmm.
You dumb vampire! Ah.
Wait! Don't go that way! Oh! Look! I'm out of the house! Come back! Come back! Back, back, back, back! He's not coming back.
_ _ _ _ Yo, guys? Pep says we got an incoming vamp.
What?! - Is it "The Moon"? - Doubt it.
She's more of a hide-and-seek type.
So what's the plan for this chump? Given that he can see in the dark probably and could come from anywhere at any time and suck the flesh off our bones! They could ambush us like right n Ahh! I feel refreshed! Are y'all hunting wabbits? Finn: Man! I can't believe they just Left me here.
All unarmed and tethered like this.
Boy, my neck sure is hot.
This baby needs to get some air.
Let's do it.
Back off! What are you gonna turn into next, A puppy, a baby goose?! I'm a Pbht! Vampire! Pbht! Ah! Hierophant! Pbht.
Green light.
Ugh! Geez, aren't you cold up here? Don't people wear coats anymore? I've got a propo Oof! Oh! Surprise.
Marceline, wait! Marceline! Jake, gather up all the stakes you can find.
On it! Hey, Finn, catch! Yes! Toots! Where'd he go? Finn, heads up! Finn, I'm helping! How about this? Use one of these stakes! L.
S.
P.
, stop! Finn, I got one! Oof! What?! Finn! What is with all this tacky plastic rubbish?! We'll never let you get to her! Oh! You dunderheads! I can't even deal with all this modern nonsense! The rest of you, beat it! My blood, man! I love my blood.
_ Get in me! Ohh! - May I come in? - Nop.
Grr! "Grr"? Let me in! Not gonna happen, man! Eek! What sort of creature are you? Uh, I'm a magic dog with magic blood! I've got gallons and gallons of warm red teenage blood, and you can't have it! Pbht! Eh, yeah? Yeah! Open up a murder-hole, buddy! Oh! Marceline, listen to me.
You will never defeat The Vampire King.
You can't even defeat me in your current state.
All right.
What do you want? The truth is, I hate the king as much as you do.
He's a total dink.
I came looking for you because I want to team up.
Then you started tempting me with boy blood - and hurling spiky purple gobs at me.
- Hey.
Here's the dope You need me.
Yeah, okay, girl, you got this.
I don't know how it finally happened, but he must have let you beat him.
Am I right? Ugh! All right, say we do work together.
You need to give up drinking blood.
I'm a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.
And you can drink red just as easy.
Hmm.
No hurting poor, scared, blood-filled animals.
Well, then, I suppose I have no choice.
I'm just going to waste you And eat that kid, because that's what an old-school vampire does! I don't want to play anymore! No! I wasn't invited! No! Geez.
What happened? Dude was too old fashioned for his own good.
He just couldn't get with the times.
Y'all see that? I killed a vampire.
Aah, great! My plan worked! Ugh.
I don't feel so hot.
Bye-bye! Marceline! Oh, no.
Uh, guys, I'm not feeling that great eith Ugh!