Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e21 Episode Script
A King's Ransom
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time All right! Where is he?! Ice King?! Where is he?! Jake? He's right there.
Man, Ice King, you better roll on.
Where are you hiding him?! Who are you talking about? It's Gunter! He's gone missing! You in there, Goontz? Ice King, we didn't take Gunter.
Come on, man, not the food.
Daddy's here to save you, Goonty! What makes you think we took him? 'Cause it's obvious You took Gunter, because Gunter is like your Jake.
Wait, what? Or maybe Gunter's like your Finn.
The point is, you guys have always resented us for that fact, and that right there constitutes motive And conspiracy to harm my little road dog, Gunter! Hey, Jake, do you think you could, like, turn into a little Gunter and go over to him? That's gonna be kind of weird.
Yeah, but it'll calm him down, so All right, all right, all right.
Wenk, wenk.
Aww, look at the little guy.
You want to try telling us what happened? Okay, so, we were watching some young men's junior figure skating championships on the tube semi-finals.
I went to the kitchen to fix us up something to eat.
When I came back, he was gone.
What do you think, Jake? Should we check out the ice kingdom for clues? Or we could get a real good night's sleep and start fresh and early in the morning.
Wenk, wenk.
- Gunter! - Gunter! - Hey, Gunter! - Gunter?! See? He's gone.
You're sure you've checked everywhere? He's not behind the fridge.
He's not hanging with his boys.
- Wenk, wenk.
- Wenk, wenk.
He's not anywhere near that ransom note.
Did you just say "ransom note"?! Yeah, what? You guys act like you ain't never heard of no ransom note before.
"If you ever want to see Gunter again, go to Moose Bone Clearing in the forgotten forest.
Come alone.
Don't bring any cops.
" No, we better go do what he says! I'm coming for you, Gunter! You know, this could all just be some kind of a goof.
He seems for real.
- Yo, Ice King, wait up! - Yo, Ice King, wait up! Hey, man, we're coming with you.
But they said no cops.
We're not cops.
Yeah, we are! And this cop is your best chance at finding Gunter! There's Moose Bone Clearing! I wonder if it's called that because it's shaped like a moose bone.
Okay, we're right behind you.
Put the crown on the ground and leave.
Cops what cops? I-i didn't mention any cops.
Wait, I mean First, show me Gunter.
No.
Okay.
Poor Gunter.
I hope he's okay.
This is the day I found him.
And this is his first birthday.
His 15th birthday.
His 115th birthday.
The last time I saw Gunter, I was yelling at him for pooting.
But it wasn't Gunter who pooted.
It was me! Hey, man, you can't blame yourself.
Everybody poots.
Get him! Hey! Foxes? Hand it over! Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?! Jake! Whoa, dude! You take those eight, and I'll take that one.
Okay, Jakesies fox hunt.
Gotcha! It's a tinfoil fake! Whoa! Don't worry, guys! The cavalry's here! This isn't working as well as I thought it would! Give that back! These foxes think they can outfox Ice King.
Time to pay a visit to a foxy old friend.
Boy, I can't believe how soft and warm and perfectly molded to my body this bed is.
I think I'm just gonna see how long I can stay here.
All right! Who's there?! All right, up, up! Out of bed! I-Ice King? You guys took one of mine.
Now I'm taking one of yours.
Tip for tap! Geez Louise, can't you see I'm all tucked in? I bet it's pretty nice and cozy in there.
Well, let's see how nice and cozy it is with only one pillow! Not the pillow Aw, man! I had nothing to do with it, okay? What do you know?! Easy on the sheets, man, come on! All I know is somebody was rounding up foxes for some kind of job.
But I wanted no part of it honest.
Give me a name! Look, I never saw a face, okay? All I saw was a tin can on a string Just your run-of-the-mill, garden-variety tin can on a string! Wenk! Ha-ha! Foiled again? Get it? "Foiled"? How long you gonna stay like that? I don't know.
It's pretty nice back support.
Hey, guys! I just got valuable intel! What happened to your face, man?! What? You mean this? That's just something that happens when I'm, like, miles and miles away from the crown.
You actually look kind of good like that.
Nice, full beard, little button nose You look tight! Thanks, dudes.
So I found out that our perp has been using some kind of tin can to communicate.
Tin can hey, I think I saw one over there.
Hah! I found it! Gunter?! I love you, Gunter! Daddy's coming for you! Hello? Agh! Wait Maybe if we follow the string, it'll lead us to the kidnappers.
Yeah.
Good call! Hurry! Get in! Shotty! I hope they've been feeding him right.
If he doesn't like his food, he'll just spit it right back at you.
Finn still does that.
Man, the only reason I spit those meatballs up is because they were, like, hecka-old.
Yeah, my bad.
Ooh! Gunter! Aw, he's starting to get gross on my cushions.
That's nasty.
Wait a minute! Yoink! Whoa! Sorry.
You're sorry?! That's all you've got to say?! I was only trying to help.
Ice King, hold up! - You see that? - You mean his shnoz? I think it does that when it's pointing at the crown Like a big old nose compass.
Hot.
Hot.
Hot! Cold.
Hot.
Hotter! Scorchin'! Look! The rest of the string leads into that cave! Lava! I can't cross that.
I'll get hot feet! I'll stretch us across.
It'll be a cakewalk.
No! - I have to save him.
- What? Being rescued is an important bonding experience.
It has to be me.
Finn! Listen, Simon, as a fellow animal lover, I respect your passion.
We'll hang back.
But what about Gunter? He'll give up in a hot second.
Then, we jump in and help.
Finn, you're so smart.
Okay, Gunter, here I come! Lava-freeze! Ice King, no! Ice King, no! - Nice! - Yes! That's far enough.
You got my crown But you didn't give me my Gunter.
Now I've got hot feet, but no Gunter! I would give a million, billion, gazillion crowns and every hot feet in the world for just one Gunter! You! You're buh-buh-buh Beautiful! Wenk, wenk.
Gunter! Isn't she beautiful? Look, if you want him, you can have him For a hug! All right, close your eyes.
Boy.
Wenk, wenk.
Hey, look, she left me a prezzie.
Feels kind of different.
Okay, let's go home, Goontz.
That's pretty cool.
Man, Ice King, you better roll on.
Where are you hiding him?! Who are you talking about? It's Gunter! He's gone missing! You in there, Goontz? Ice King, we didn't take Gunter.
Come on, man, not the food.
Daddy's here to save you, Goonty! What makes you think we took him? 'Cause it's obvious You took Gunter, because Gunter is like your Jake.
Wait, what? Or maybe Gunter's like your Finn.
The point is, you guys have always resented us for that fact, and that right there constitutes motive And conspiracy to harm my little road dog, Gunter! Hey, Jake, do you think you could, like, turn into a little Gunter and go over to him? That's gonna be kind of weird.
Yeah, but it'll calm him down, so All right, all right, all right.
Wenk, wenk.
Aww, look at the little guy.
You want to try telling us what happened? Okay, so, we were watching some young men's junior figure skating championships on the tube semi-finals.
I went to the kitchen to fix us up something to eat.
When I came back, he was gone.
What do you think, Jake? Should we check out the ice kingdom for clues? Or we could get a real good night's sleep and start fresh and early in the morning.
Wenk, wenk.
- Gunter! - Gunter! - Hey, Gunter! - Gunter?! See? He's gone.
You're sure you've checked everywhere? He's not behind the fridge.
He's not hanging with his boys.
- Wenk, wenk.
- Wenk, wenk.
He's not anywhere near that ransom note.
Did you just say "ransom note"?! Yeah, what? You guys act like you ain't never heard of no ransom note before.
"If you ever want to see Gunter again, go to Moose Bone Clearing in the forgotten forest.
Come alone.
Don't bring any cops.
" No, we better go do what he says! I'm coming for you, Gunter! You know, this could all just be some kind of a goof.
He seems for real.
- Yo, Ice King, wait up! - Yo, Ice King, wait up! Hey, man, we're coming with you.
But they said no cops.
We're not cops.
Yeah, we are! And this cop is your best chance at finding Gunter! There's Moose Bone Clearing! I wonder if it's called that because it's shaped like a moose bone.
Okay, we're right behind you.
Put the crown on the ground and leave.
Cops what cops? I-i didn't mention any cops.
Wait, I mean First, show me Gunter.
No.
Okay.
Poor Gunter.
I hope he's okay.
This is the day I found him.
And this is his first birthday.
His 15th birthday.
His 115th birthday.
The last time I saw Gunter, I was yelling at him for pooting.
But it wasn't Gunter who pooted.
It was me! Hey, man, you can't blame yourself.
Everybody poots.
Get him! Hey! Foxes? Hand it over! Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?! Jake! Whoa, dude! You take those eight, and I'll take that one.
Okay, Jakesies fox hunt.
Gotcha! It's a tinfoil fake! Whoa! Don't worry, guys! The cavalry's here! This isn't working as well as I thought it would! Give that back! These foxes think they can outfox Ice King.
Time to pay a visit to a foxy old friend.
Boy, I can't believe how soft and warm and perfectly molded to my body this bed is.
I think I'm just gonna see how long I can stay here.
All right! Who's there?! All right, up, up! Out of bed! I-Ice King? You guys took one of mine.
Now I'm taking one of yours.
Tip for tap! Geez Louise, can't you see I'm all tucked in? I bet it's pretty nice and cozy in there.
Well, let's see how nice and cozy it is with only one pillow! Not the pillow Aw, man! I had nothing to do with it, okay? What do you know?! Easy on the sheets, man, come on! All I know is somebody was rounding up foxes for some kind of job.
But I wanted no part of it honest.
Give me a name! Look, I never saw a face, okay? All I saw was a tin can on a string Just your run-of-the-mill, garden-variety tin can on a string! Wenk! Ha-ha! Foiled again? Get it? "Foiled"? How long you gonna stay like that? I don't know.
It's pretty nice back support.
Hey, guys! I just got valuable intel! What happened to your face, man?! What? You mean this? That's just something that happens when I'm, like, miles and miles away from the crown.
You actually look kind of good like that.
Nice, full beard, little button nose You look tight! Thanks, dudes.
So I found out that our perp has been using some kind of tin can to communicate.
Tin can hey, I think I saw one over there.
Hah! I found it! Gunter?! I love you, Gunter! Daddy's coming for you! Hello? Agh! Wait Maybe if we follow the string, it'll lead us to the kidnappers.
Yeah.
Good call! Hurry! Get in! Shotty! I hope they've been feeding him right.
If he doesn't like his food, he'll just spit it right back at you.
Finn still does that.
Man, the only reason I spit those meatballs up is because they were, like, hecka-old.
Yeah, my bad.
Ooh! Gunter! Aw, he's starting to get gross on my cushions.
That's nasty.
Wait a minute! Yoink! Whoa! Sorry.
You're sorry?! That's all you've got to say?! I was only trying to help.
Ice King, hold up! - You see that? - You mean his shnoz? I think it does that when it's pointing at the crown Like a big old nose compass.
Hot.
Hot.
Hot! Cold.
Hot.
Hotter! Scorchin'! Look! The rest of the string leads into that cave! Lava! I can't cross that.
I'll get hot feet! I'll stretch us across.
It'll be a cakewalk.
No! - I have to save him.
- What? Being rescued is an important bonding experience.
It has to be me.
Finn! Listen, Simon, as a fellow animal lover, I respect your passion.
We'll hang back.
But what about Gunter? He'll give up in a hot second.
Then, we jump in and help.
Finn, you're so smart.
Okay, Gunter, here I come! Lava-freeze! Ice King, no! Ice King, no! - Nice! - Yes! That's far enough.
You got my crown But you didn't give me my Gunter.
Now I've got hot feet, but no Gunter! I would give a million, billion, gazillion crowns and every hot feet in the world for just one Gunter! You! You're buh-buh-buh Beautiful! Wenk, wenk.
Gunter! Isn't she beautiful? Look, if you want him, you can have him For a hug! All right, close your eyes.
Boy.
Wenk, wenk.
Hey, look, she left me a prezzie.
Feels kind of different.
Okay, let's go home, Goontz.
That's pretty cool.