Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e38 Episode Script
Preboot / Reboot
1 (MOUSE SQUEAKS) (PENGUINS CHIRP) (ALL CHEERING) (SCREECHES) (QUACKS) Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's adventure time One, two, three, go! Whoops! Look what treasures the low tide has revealed.
Oh, Glob, my door.
I don't know.
This place is kind of a bust, man.
We're investigating early human culture.
We'll probably find all kinds of cursed artifacts.
Hmm, it has been a while since I had a good hex put on me.
Oh, yeah, pretty spooky.
(SNAKE HISSES) Someone could definitely get cursed in here, and I hope it's me! SUSAN: Look.
Art facts.
Whoa.
It's the bones of a prehistoric horse.
They were totally covered in feathers, and they used their poles to sting people who tried to steal their honey.
Horse honey? Pshh! You said there'd be hexes and sup - (SQUEAK!) - A demon! Oh, nah.
It's just a little cutie.
(GRUNTS) Huh? The dino plush is cursed.
Come to me, angry demons! Teach me a dark lesson.
I think it's an ooo-quake! - Run! - (LAUGHS) - Aw! - Aah! Whoa.
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS) Hey, bozos, it's me.
Cyber-Tiffany! Tiffany! I thought you got ate by the worm queen.
Come with me, and I'll explain almost everything.
WOMAN: Welcome, new flesh.
Pretty nice, huh? I mean, I came straight from a worm queen's intestines, so I'm biased.
I was like a crazed vermilion crab limping along the sea floor.
How'd you get that sick bionic arm? Oh, this old thing? It was a gift from the doctor.
The doctor? Later, Jake.
Later.
- But how did you - Cyber shush, Finn! Wait for the reveal.
Well, I think bionic arms are cool, don't you, Susan? Susan? (ROBOTIC BUZZING) Dang, you speak robot? Hey, stay with the tour! (ROBOTIC BUZZING) Woman: Unlocking sequence confirmed.
How'd you do that? So what? I've been here loads of times.
Whoa! Look at all these dang beakers! WOMAN: Please keep out of restricted area.
(ROBOTIC BUZZING) Susan? (HEART BEATING) Clearance confirmed.
Hmm? Oh, my.
Just Just one second.
How wonderful to meet you all.
I'm Dr.
Gross.
Dr.
Gross? That's a funny name.
Ha! It is.
What a treat to meet a perceptive young man.
Hey, Dr.
G, can you write a prescription for my bro, 'cause his cheeks are pretty red.
Such a splendid display of male camaraderie.
Dr.
Gross, what do you get up to in this totally cool place? I'm so glad you asked.
Evolution's a natural process But it's not exactly the fastest You can reach your potential With just a little help Get some light surgery Shake off the anesthesia and you'll see That science has made you more special With just a little help Step into my menagerie One look at my lab and you'll see The opposite of extinction Nature leveled up Wow, these dude's look mad advanced.
They're mash-ups, bro.
A shark that breathes air and likes to eat cheese (GASPS) A really fast chick with wasp wings Click.
An electric eel powered by wind When it's dark, that eel's ideal And one of my best hybrids A guy that knows what time it is (CLOCK CHIMING) - Bravo! - Bravo! This zoo's amazing.
You got any normal animals like hummingbirds or bats? This isn't a zoo, zoo nerd.
- It's a menagerie.
- That's quite all right.
We don't have any non-hybrid animals here, Finn.
And even if we did, they'd probably die of envy.
(LAUGHTER) (TAPPING ON GLASS) What's this guy's deal? That's a scorp-munk.
(CHUCKLES) Look at you go, girl.
Hmm, it's almost like he's trying - to tell me something.
- Sweet granny! Look at the hour, and so many more wonderful things still to do.
Hope we're going to the snack room.
Geez.
I did my warning dance and everything.
This is the wonderful and amazing examination room.
Did you hear that, Susan? The imagination room.
Please take a seat.
You've all been such super guests, so lollipops for everyone! - Yay! - Yay! -Yay! But Finn told Susan not to take candy from strangers.
A stranger's just a friend you haven't taken candy from yet.
Well said.
So, eat them quick, and let's get this show started.
You're going to show me if you're right for my "process.
" Just got to get more "comfortable" first.
Uh, I liked it better when you were singing songs.
Oh, yeah, that feels better.
Sometimes I just got to get out of this hot STIM suit.
- It's so stuffy.
- You're human?! I thought I was the last one.
Well, me and Martin.
And Betty.
And sometimes Ice King? Yeah, and I still have questions about Susan.
Actually, human plus.
(WHIRRING) Mods.
Humans have relied on mods for thousands of years.
Glasses to let us see better, artificial hearts to replace bum tickers, and the next logical step Scissor hands and telescopic spider legs.
And the longer you work for me, the more mods you'll earn.
It's like an incentive program.
It's a great program.
Cool, huh? Sure, mods are cool, but check out my stretching powers, Dr.
G.
100% natchy.
(SQUEAK, THWACK) Jake! I can't move my limbs/torso! Dr.
Gross, help! Uh-oh.
Susan's stuck, too.
Oh, you put the paralyzing juice in the candy.
My boss is so smart.
Yes, yes.
Now, let's get to work.
Assistants! Wolf-lards! They got the high endurance of a sea lard combined with the bloodthirsty killer instincts of a sea lard.
Is this still part of the tour? What are you doing, Dr.
Gross? They used to ask me that all the time back at the island.
"What are you doing, Dr.
Gross? You'll never get away with this.
" Lady, you are sick! (SCOFFS) None of you normies know what you want.
So it's up to me and my hybrid army to drag all the other humans into a golden age.
Wait, other humans? There are more humans?! Let's get you prepped.
(RAZOR BUZZING) My style! Let's see what kind of melon you got going here.
Oh, you've already got an implant.
Looks deactivated, though.
X-J-7-7.
Wait! You're one of (GRUNTS) Susan, what's happening? I missed that whole exchange! But I dosed the candy.
Susan tricked all y'all.
Hey, let go of my buddies! (HONK!) She's getting away! No biggie, Tiffany.
My pets will bring them back.
(PINGING) (GROWLS) (SHRIEKS) (ROARS) (HISSES) Fetch 'em up.
SUSAN: This way.
Right, left.
Dang, Susan, did you memorize the layout? Susan just know somehow.
(ROARING) Susan will protect you! Susan! Good job, Tiff.
Now let's get you scamps back to the operating table.
We'll never work for you, you monster! I don't get it.
Don't you guys want to hang out with me? Oh, it's okay, Tiffany.
We'll just use them for spare parts! You can't do that, boss.
I've got a blood-brother connection to Jake.
And to a much lesser extent, Finn.
Don't you worry.
Tomorrow, I'll splice you a new dog boy.
- Tiffany! - Tiffany! (THINKING) Crisis Another critical life juncture in the ongoing saga that is Tiffany.
Tiffany, now! Mm! No! SUSAN: Huh? WOMAN: Coolant leak.
Cascade failure imminent.
You are gonna get such a write-up.
Get out of here! Don't worry about me! - Okay.
- Wait! Aren't you curious about how I know you? Woman: In three, two, one, dive.
Tiffany will be okay, man.
(EXPLOSION) Tiffany will probably be okay, man.
(SCREECHING) Oh, shmow.
Looks like some of the hybrids busted out.
Hey, scorp-munk! I hope nothing too big got loose.
(ROARS) Like that giant electro eel.
Headed straight towards the Candy Kingdom.
(EEL ROARS) (RUMBLING) FINN: Whoa! - (STRETCH!) - (GRUNTS) (GUN COCKS) (WARBLING) (WARBLING SLOWLY) Whoa! (NET GUN FIRES) JAKE: Whoops.
(NET GUN FIRES) (NET GUN FIRES) - Sorry.
- (NET GUN FIRES) (NET GUN FIRES) Aah! (GRUNTS) (WIND WHISTLES) (GUN COCKS, FIRES) - (NET GUN FIRES) - Whoops.
Jake! Finn in danger.
Why you not fight? Use dog change magic.
- Well, I would, but - Aah! Susan, wait! I wasn't finished speaking! (GRUNTING) Wait, Susan, don't! You're not immune to electricity! Aah! (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) (STRETCH!) Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.
Oh, dang, are you all (GRUNTS) (PING!) Jake, what the heck was that explosion? Was that you guys? What the heck is going on? Oh, geez.
Susan.
- (GROANS) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) Okay, hang tight, Jake.
I've got elite insulated banana guards en route, plus Nurse Poundcake, too.
Slammin'.
(STRETCH!) What the? (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) JAKE: Whoa.
Susan's a little bit digi, huh? Did you know about that? No.
Man, that's weird she didn't mention that while we were just now meeting all those cyborgs.
She was acting pretty gooney down there in general.
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - It's weird.
It's not like a robo arm or whatever.
What do you think it does? (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) Ouch! (WHIRRING) Seeker X-J-7-7 strong.
Activation status Operational.
Susan? Target acquired.
What? (GUN COCKS) (GRUNTS) Target restraint protocol successful.
What the heck? Whoa! Susan? Commencing target engagement protocol.
Initiate grabbing.
Grass sword.
No! Susan's our friend.
BANANA GUARD: Uh, hey, excuse me.
Have you seen an electric eel around here? We're supposed to catch an electric eel.
Finn! What the heck is going on here? Oh, man, listen.
There's something really wrong with Susan.
Several things, even.
- Hey! - What? Okay, new plan, guys.
Go save Finn.
(GRUNTS) Susan! Stop, Susan! What are you doing? Help! Jake! Anybody! Help me! Princess! Somebody help! Aah! Help! Uh, let's all just take it easy, okay? Um, no one has to get hurt.
Everybody just stay calm and You let him go, you tranch! Who do you think you are?! Do you know who you're messing with?! The banana guards, that's who! - Shh! - Bring it on you big (GASPS) (BEEPING) Target escaping seeker range.
Pursue.
BUBBLEGUM: Man, you're really tangled up good.
Ow.
- Sorry.
- Warning! Warning! Angry presence detected.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) Oh, crud.
Okay, I need you guys to stop her, but Susan is our friend, so stop her gently.
Stomp her gently.
Got it.
What? No! Just ca ho Hmm.
Carefully contain.
Kill train.
No, no! Just (GROWLS) Just do something! Yes, Princess.
(GRUNTS) (COUGHING) Energy absorption successful.
What the Execute phase two.
Oh, shoot.
Sorry.
(COUGHING) Finn? Finn, where are you? - Wha?! - Princess! (GRUNTS) Eliminating busybody.
RATTLEBALLS: Unhand her, brute! I cannot hide in the shadows any longer.
Rattleballs is in this, too.
(GRUNTING) Rattleballs.
Aah! (GRUNTS) Aah! Um, please release my sword.
(GRUNTING) Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.
(ROARS) Hey, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie.
(GRUNTING) Resuming objective.
Approaching coastal extraction point.
Shh.
(NEIGHS) Sit, boy.
Sparkle says what? FINN: Susan.
Susan, is there something you want to talk about? (GRUNTS) (BEEPING) Scanning horizon.
Susan, what are you looking for? Monitoring.
(STRAINING) I can't see anything.
Monitoring signals from our home.
(STOMPING) (ROARS) Get off of my brother! (GARBLING) (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) Jake, don't smush her! Uh, I think I'm gonna smush her, man.
No, eat a finger, not a thumb.
Finesse, boy! Yaah! (COMPUTER BEEPING) Hyah! Desist resist.
Desist resist! Cease! Please! (GRUNTS) Susan, this is for your own well being.
Aah! (PANTING) Susan, are you okay? I mean, I don't understand.
If you want me to go somewhere, you can just ask.
I'd probably go.
(BUBBLING) Irrelevant.
The primary objective must be completed.
(GRUNTS) (GROANS) Jake? Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.
I don't want to do this, but you're hurting too many people.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know! Aah! (GRUNTS) Objective objective.
(GROANS) Object.
Huh? Finn? What? No, I'm in control! (GRUNTING) (GRUNTS) No! Susan! (GRUNTING) Aah! Not on my arm! (PANTING) Huh? I don't aah! My arm! What? Come back!
Oh, Glob, my door.
I don't know.
This place is kind of a bust, man.
We're investigating early human culture.
We'll probably find all kinds of cursed artifacts.
Hmm, it has been a while since I had a good hex put on me.
Oh, yeah, pretty spooky.
(SNAKE HISSES) Someone could definitely get cursed in here, and I hope it's me! SUSAN: Look.
Art facts.
Whoa.
It's the bones of a prehistoric horse.
They were totally covered in feathers, and they used their poles to sting people who tried to steal their honey.
Horse honey? Pshh! You said there'd be hexes and sup - (SQUEAK!) - A demon! Oh, nah.
It's just a little cutie.
(GRUNTS) Huh? The dino plush is cursed.
Come to me, angry demons! Teach me a dark lesson.
I think it's an ooo-quake! - Run! - (LAUGHS) - Aw! - Aah! Whoa.
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS) Hey, bozos, it's me.
Cyber-Tiffany! Tiffany! I thought you got ate by the worm queen.
Come with me, and I'll explain almost everything.
WOMAN: Welcome, new flesh.
Pretty nice, huh? I mean, I came straight from a worm queen's intestines, so I'm biased.
I was like a crazed vermilion crab limping along the sea floor.
How'd you get that sick bionic arm? Oh, this old thing? It was a gift from the doctor.
The doctor? Later, Jake.
Later.
- But how did you - Cyber shush, Finn! Wait for the reveal.
Well, I think bionic arms are cool, don't you, Susan? Susan? (ROBOTIC BUZZING) Dang, you speak robot? Hey, stay with the tour! (ROBOTIC BUZZING) Woman: Unlocking sequence confirmed.
How'd you do that? So what? I've been here loads of times.
Whoa! Look at all these dang beakers! WOMAN: Please keep out of restricted area.
(ROBOTIC BUZZING) Susan? (HEART BEATING) Clearance confirmed.
Hmm? Oh, my.
Just Just one second.
How wonderful to meet you all.
I'm Dr.
Gross.
Dr.
Gross? That's a funny name.
Ha! It is.
What a treat to meet a perceptive young man.
Hey, Dr.
G, can you write a prescription for my bro, 'cause his cheeks are pretty red.
Such a splendid display of male camaraderie.
Dr.
Gross, what do you get up to in this totally cool place? I'm so glad you asked.
Evolution's a natural process But it's not exactly the fastest You can reach your potential With just a little help Get some light surgery Shake off the anesthesia and you'll see That science has made you more special With just a little help Step into my menagerie One look at my lab and you'll see The opposite of extinction Nature leveled up Wow, these dude's look mad advanced.
They're mash-ups, bro.
A shark that breathes air and likes to eat cheese (GASPS) A really fast chick with wasp wings Click.
An electric eel powered by wind When it's dark, that eel's ideal And one of my best hybrids A guy that knows what time it is (CLOCK CHIMING) - Bravo! - Bravo! This zoo's amazing.
You got any normal animals like hummingbirds or bats? This isn't a zoo, zoo nerd.
- It's a menagerie.
- That's quite all right.
We don't have any non-hybrid animals here, Finn.
And even if we did, they'd probably die of envy.
(LAUGHTER) (TAPPING ON GLASS) What's this guy's deal? That's a scorp-munk.
(CHUCKLES) Look at you go, girl.
Hmm, it's almost like he's trying - to tell me something.
- Sweet granny! Look at the hour, and so many more wonderful things still to do.
Hope we're going to the snack room.
Geez.
I did my warning dance and everything.
This is the wonderful and amazing examination room.
Did you hear that, Susan? The imagination room.
Please take a seat.
You've all been such super guests, so lollipops for everyone! - Yay! - Yay! -Yay! But Finn told Susan not to take candy from strangers.
A stranger's just a friend you haven't taken candy from yet.
Well said.
So, eat them quick, and let's get this show started.
You're going to show me if you're right for my "process.
" Just got to get more "comfortable" first.
Uh, I liked it better when you were singing songs.
Oh, yeah, that feels better.
Sometimes I just got to get out of this hot STIM suit.
- It's so stuffy.
- You're human?! I thought I was the last one.
Well, me and Martin.
And Betty.
And sometimes Ice King? Yeah, and I still have questions about Susan.
Actually, human plus.
(WHIRRING) Mods.
Humans have relied on mods for thousands of years.
Glasses to let us see better, artificial hearts to replace bum tickers, and the next logical step Scissor hands and telescopic spider legs.
And the longer you work for me, the more mods you'll earn.
It's like an incentive program.
It's a great program.
Cool, huh? Sure, mods are cool, but check out my stretching powers, Dr.
G.
100% natchy.
(SQUEAK, THWACK) Jake! I can't move my limbs/torso! Dr.
Gross, help! Uh-oh.
Susan's stuck, too.
Oh, you put the paralyzing juice in the candy.
My boss is so smart.
Yes, yes.
Now, let's get to work.
Assistants! Wolf-lards! They got the high endurance of a sea lard combined with the bloodthirsty killer instincts of a sea lard.
Is this still part of the tour? What are you doing, Dr.
Gross? They used to ask me that all the time back at the island.
"What are you doing, Dr.
Gross? You'll never get away with this.
" Lady, you are sick! (SCOFFS) None of you normies know what you want.
So it's up to me and my hybrid army to drag all the other humans into a golden age.
Wait, other humans? There are more humans?! Let's get you prepped.
(RAZOR BUZZING) My style! Let's see what kind of melon you got going here.
Oh, you've already got an implant.
Looks deactivated, though.
X-J-7-7.
Wait! You're one of (GRUNTS) Susan, what's happening? I missed that whole exchange! But I dosed the candy.
Susan tricked all y'all.
Hey, let go of my buddies! (HONK!) She's getting away! No biggie, Tiffany.
My pets will bring them back.
(PINGING) (GROWLS) (SHRIEKS) (ROARS) (HISSES) Fetch 'em up.
SUSAN: This way.
Right, left.
Dang, Susan, did you memorize the layout? Susan just know somehow.
(ROARING) Susan will protect you! Susan! Good job, Tiff.
Now let's get you scamps back to the operating table.
We'll never work for you, you monster! I don't get it.
Don't you guys want to hang out with me? Oh, it's okay, Tiffany.
We'll just use them for spare parts! You can't do that, boss.
I've got a blood-brother connection to Jake.
And to a much lesser extent, Finn.
Don't you worry.
Tomorrow, I'll splice you a new dog boy.
- Tiffany! - Tiffany! (THINKING) Crisis Another critical life juncture in the ongoing saga that is Tiffany.
Tiffany, now! Mm! No! SUSAN: Huh? WOMAN: Coolant leak.
Cascade failure imminent.
You are gonna get such a write-up.
Get out of here! Don't worry about me! - Okay.
- Wait! Aren't you curious about how I know you? Woman: In three, two, one, dive.
Tiffany will be okay, man.
(EXPLOSION) Tiffany will probably be okay, man.
(SCREECHING) Oh, shmow.
Looks like some of the hybrids busted out.
Hey, scorp-munk! I hope nothing too big got loose.
(ROARS) Like that giant electro eel.
Headed straight towards the Candy Kingdom.
(EEL ROARS) (RUMBLING) FINN: Whoa! - (STRETCH!) - (GRUNTS) (GUN COCKS) (WARBLING) (WARBLING SLOWLY) Whoa! (NET GUN FIRES) JAKE: Whoops.
(NET GUN FIRES) (NET GUN FIRES) - Sorry.
- (NET GUN FIRES) (NET GUN FIRES) Aah! (GRUNTS) (WIND WHISTLES) (GUN COCKS, FIRES) - (NET GUN FIRES) - Whoops.
Jake! Finn in danger.
Why you not fight? Use dog change magic.
- Well, I would, but - Aah! Susan, wait! I wasn't finished speaking! (GRUNTING) Wait, Susan, don't! You're not immune to electricity! Aah! (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) (STRETCH!) Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.
Oh, dang, are you all (GRUNTS) (PING!) Jake, what the heck was that explosion? Was that you guys? What the heck is going on? Oh, geez.
Susan.
- (GROANS) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) Okay, hang tight, Jake.
I've got elite insulated banana guards en route, plus Nurse Poundcake, too.
Slammin'.
(STRETCH!) What the? (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) JAKE: Whoa.
Susan's a little bit digi, huh? Did you know about that? No.
Man, that's weird she didn't mention that while we were just now meeting all those cyborgs.
She was acting pretty gooney down there in general.
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - It's weird.
It's not like a robo arm or whatever.
What do you think it does? (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) Ouch! (WHIRRING) Seeker X-J-7-7 strong.
Activation status Operational.
Susan? Target acquired.
What? (GUN COCKS) (GRUNTS) Target restraint protocol successful.
What the heck? Whoa! Susan? Commencing target engagement protocol.
Initiate grabbing.
Grass sword.
No! Susan's our friend.
BANANA GUARD: Uh, hey, excuse me.
Have you seen an electric eel around here? We're supposed to catch an electric eel.
Finn! What the heck is going on here? Oh, man, listen.
There's something really wrong with Susan.
Several things, even.
- Hey! - What? Okay, new plan, guys.
Go save Finn.
(GRUNTS) Susan! Stop, Susan! What are you doing? Help! Jake! Anybody! Help me! Princess! Somebody help! Aah! Help! Uh, let's all just take it easy, okay? Um, no one has to get hurt.
Everybody just stay calm and You let him go, you tranch! Who do you think you are?! Do you know who you're messing with?! The banana guards, that's who! - Shh! - Bring it on you big (GASPS) (BEEPING) Target escaping seeker range.
Pursue.
BUBBLEGUM: Man, you're really tangled up good.
Ow.
- Sorry.
- Warning! Warning! Angry presence detected.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) Oh, crud.
Okay, I need you guys to stop her, but Susan is our friend, so stop her gently.
Stomp her gently.
Got it.
What? No! Just ca ho Hmm.
Carefully contain.
Kill train.
No, no! Just (GROWLS) Just do something! Yes, Princess.
(GRUNTS) (COUGHING) Energy absorption successful.
What the Execute phase two.
Oh, shoot.
Sorry.
(COUGHING) Finn? Finn, where are you? - Wha?! - Princess! (GRUNTS) Eliminating busybody.
RATTLEBALLS: Unhand her, brute! I cannot hide in the shadows any longer.
Rattleballs is in this, too.
(GRUNTING) Rattleballs.
Aah! (GRUNTS) Aah! Um, please release my sword.
(GRUNTING) Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.
(ROARS) Hey, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie.
(GRUNTING) Resuming objective.
Approaching coastal extraction point.
Shh.
(NEIGHS) Sit, boy.
Sparkle says what? FINN: Susan.
Susan, is there something you want to talk about? (GRUNTS) (BEEPING) Scanning horizon.
Susan, what are you looking for? Monitoring.
(STRAINING) I can't see anything.
Monitoring signals from our home.
(STOMPING) (ROARS) Get off of my brother! (GARBLING) (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) Jake, don't smush her! Uh, I think I'm gonna smush her, man.
No, eat a finger, not a thumb.
Finesse, boy! Yaah! (COMPUTER BEEPING) Hyah! Desist resist.
Desist resist! Cease! Please! (GRUNTS) Susan, this is for your own well being.
Aah! (PANTING) Susan, are you okay? I mean, I don't understand.
If you want me to go somewhere, you can just ask.
I'd probably go.
(BUBBLING) Irrelevant.
The primary objective must be completed.
(GRUNTS) (GROANS) Jake? Yabba, dabba, dabba, dabba.
I don't want to do this, but you're hurting too many people.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know! Aah! (GRUNTS) Objective objective.
(GROANS) Object.
Huh? Finn? What? No, I'm in control! (GRUNTING) (GRUNTS) No! Susan! (GRUNTING) Aah! Not on my arm! (PANTING) Huh? I don't aah! My arm! What? Come back!