Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s08e05 Episode Script
Horse And Ball
1 (MOUSE SQUEAKS) (PENGUINS CHIRP) (ALL CHEERING) (SCREECHES) (QUACKS) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Elderolio, why are there only six crumb piles? Mole children, soon, my body will explode from exhaustion.
Please place my bits (COUGHS) in trees, where they will be reclaimed by nature.
(CHILDREN CRYING) Elderolio! Yes.
Cry and hug me.
James Baaxter! James Baaaxter! Jaaaames Baaaaxter! Huh? (LAUGHTER) James Baxter! James Baxter! Yay! He makes me so haaaapppy! Jaaaammess Baaaxxxteeerrr! (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Thank you, James Baxter.
Now I can explode a happy mole man.
James Bax (POP!) Noooooo! (ALL CRYING) James Baxter? Uh Oh, Jake! Stretch into a ball so James Baxter can ride you.
Um What if I (GRUNTS) He's doing it! BMO: Oh, glob, no! Finn, this ain't gonna work Not without this.
James Baxter's an artist.
He needs the proper equipment to work.
And if we don't help him, no one will ever be happy again! Oh, no! We have to save this precious unicorn.
Come on, BMO.
You're going with me.
'Cause your sadness is not gonna help James Baxter.
I'm going to find a patch for this beach ball.
Uh, o-okay.
I'll watch over James Baxter.
JAKE: Try to cheer him up, man.
Cheer him up.
James uh, I mean, Mr.
Baxter, can you walk? Don't worry.
I'll help you.
(ALL CRYING) Sorry it's so cold in here, Mr.
Baxter.
Does that, uh Does that feel better? (GASPS) Your hooves are soiled! I'll be right back with a washcloth and herbal tea.
Yip-yip! Oh, my glob.
James Baxter is in my house.
(POP!) Hey, Finn.
You You look a little nervous.
That's James Baxter out there! He's an artist.
What if I say something dumb and he's like, "Man, that dude is so dumb.
Why am I even here?" Just treat him like a normal guy.
That's what people want Even great artists.
- Okay.
Yeah.
- (KETTLE WHISTLING) Normal.
Normal.
(WHISTLING STOPS) Normal, normal.
(DEEP VOICE) So, uh, you got any weekend plans? You doing anything fun for the weekend? You're really bad at this, man.
Surely we'll find a patch here, here in the big trash pile.
Uh, you mean the Rag-and-Bone Kingdom.
(SINGSONG VOICE) Hi.
Raggedy Princess! (GRUNTING) Can you patch this beach ball? Looks like that ball requires a rubber patch, and rubber is the most difficult material to work with.
Most adhesives don't adhere properly.
But in my kingdom, everything can be found if you poke around enough.
(CHUCKLES) So (CHUCKLES) there's a pristine, undamaged beach ball here somewhere.
Here.
Have some poking sticks.
Bless you, Raggedy Princess.
Come on, BMO! For James! Mmm.
Sandwich good.
Would you like another one, sir? Hmm? (GULPS) Good! (COUGHS) Oh, my glob! I am so sorry! (COUGHS) (SIGHS) (HORNS HONKING) (GRUMBLES) Neigh, neigh.
Neigh, neigh, neigh.
Neigh.
(ALL NEIGHING) Pbbbt.
Neigh? (SIGHS) (TWINKLE!) - (WHIMPERING) - Huh? (SNORTS) (SOBS, SQUEAKS QUESTIONINGLY) (CRYING) (CRYING) (SNORTS) (SQUEAKS) (NEIGHS HAPPILY) Whee! (NEIGHS HAPPILY) (SQUEAKS) James.
Baxter.
(CHUCKLES) James.
Baxter.
(LAUGHS, SMOOCHES) James Baxter! (MUTTERING) James Baaaaaxter.
James Baxter.
Beach ball! Beach ball! Whoa! What is it? Beach ball? (BOTH SCREAM) Oh, hey, you guys.
I was just working on some new poems.
They're a little rough, but as long as you're here just poking around (CLEARS THROAT) "A transfixed world surrounds me like a monarch with her open wings held in place with tiny pins.
(CRYING) A lifeless " Uh Is it that bad? No, it's just really sad.
You remind me of James Baxter because you are like his opposite.
And since he lost his artist tool, he cannot work.
He will never make anyone happy again! - (CRYING) - There, there, BMO.
A fellow artist in crisis? I've been a creative blockhead.
Jake! BMO! Balls! (RUMBLE!) (BOOM!) BOTH: Hooray! We are saved! (GROANS) Truly, this is a fine kingdom.
Jaaaames Baxxxxterr! (CROWD CHEERS) Yeah! All right! Jaaames Baxterrr! James Baxter! (CROWD CHEERING) (SQUEAKS) (SOBBING) (SQUEAK-SQUEAK) Want some soooup? I made it out of ice-cream sandwich.
You're still being weird.
Well, what am I supposed to do? You got to slap him, dude.
- Wha?! - Slap him with some real talk.
- Oh.
- Stab him.
What?! With a giant syringe Wha?! Of respect.
Ohh.
Okay.
(BREATHES DEEPLY) Yo! (NEIGHING) Jaaames Baxteeerrrr! You're a wonderful, genuine, one-of-a-kind hooooooorse! And you make so many people happy just by being yoouuu! So let gooo of what's loooost, man.
It's time for Jaaaaaaaaames Baxter to make James Baxter happy! (SMOOCHES) (NORMAL VOICE) James? (DOOR OPENS) BOTH: We did it! All the beach balls you'll ever need! All for you, James! (CHANTING) James! James! James! What?! We're too late! (THUD) The world is crud.
(CRYING) JAMES BAXTER: Jaaaaames Baxteeer! James Baxter?! Jaaaaaames Baxterrr! Oomp-oomp-oomp-oomp! Jaaaaaames Baxterrr! Oomp-oomp-oomp-oomp! Jaaames Baxterrr! Who's he doing that for? I think I think he's doing it for himself.
Jaaames Baxterrr! Jaaames Baxterrr! Jaaaaaaaaaames Baxterrrr!
Please place my bits (COUGHS) in trees, where they will be reclaimed by nature.
(CHILDREN CRYING) Elderolio! Yes.
Cry and hug me.
James Baaxter! James Baaaxter! Jaaaames Baaaaxter! Huh? (LAUGHTER) James Baxter! James Baxter! Yay! He makes me so haaaapppy! Jaaaammess Baaaxxxteeerrr! (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHS) Thank you, James Baxter.
Now I can explode a happy mole man.
James Bax (POP!) Noooooo! (ALL CRYING) James Baxter? Uh Oh, Jake! Stretch into a ball so James Baxter can ride you.
Um What if I (GRUNTS) He's doing it! BMO: Oh, glob, no! Finn, this ain't gonna work Not without this.
James Baxter's an artist.
He needs the proper equipment to work.
And if we don't help him, no one will ever be happy again! Oh, no! We have to save this precious unicorn.
Come on, BMO.
You're going with me.
'Cause your sadness is not gonna help James Baxter.
I'm going to find a patch for this beach ball.
Uh, o-okay.
I'll watch over James Baxter.
JAKE: Try to cheer him up, man.
Cheer him up.
James uh, I mean, Mr.
Baxter, can you walk? Don't worry.
I'll help you.
(ALL CRYING) Sorry it's so cold in here, Mr.
Baxter.
Does that, uh Does that feel better? (GASPS) Your hooves are soiled! I'll be right back with a washcloth and herbal tea.
Yip-yip! Oh, my glob.
James Baxter is in my house.
(POP!) Hey, Finn.
You You look a little nervous.
That's James Baxter out there! He's an artist.
What if I say something dumb and he's like, "Man, that dude is so dumb.
Why am I even here?" Just treat him like a normal guy.
That's what people want Even great artists.
- Okay.
Yeah.
- (KETTLE WHISTLING) Normal.
Normal.
(WHISTLING STOPS) Normal, normal.
(DEEP VOICE) So, uh, you got any weekend plans? You doing anything fun for the weekend? You're really bad at this, man.
Surely we'll find a patch here, here in the big trash pile.
Uh, you mean the Rag-and-Bone Kingdom.
(SINGSONG VOICE) Hi.
Raggedy Princess! (GRUNTING) Can you patch this beach ball? Looks like that ball requires a rubber patch, and rubber is the most difficult material to work with.
Most adhesives don't adhere properly.
But in my kingdom, everything can be found if you poke around enough.
(CHUCKLES) So (CHUCKLES) there's a pristine, undamaged beach ball here somewhere.
Here.
Have some poking sticks.
Bless you, Raggedy Princess.
Come on, BMO! For James! Mmm.
Sandwich good.
Would you like another one, sir? Hmm? (GULPS) Good! (COUGHS) Oh, my glob! I am so sorry! (COUGHS) (SIGHS) (HORNS HONKING) (GRUMBLES) Neigh, neigh.
Neigh, neigh, neigh.
Neigh.
(ALL NEIGHING) Pbbbt.
Neigh? (SIGHS) (TWINKLE!) - (WHIMPERING) - Huh? (SNORTS) (SOBS, SQUEAKS QUESTIONINGLY) (CRYING) (CRYING) (SNORTS) (SQUEAKS) (NEIGHS HAPPILY) Whee! (NEIGHS HAPPILY) (SQUEAKS) James.
Baxter.
(CHUCKLES) James.
Baxter.
(LAUGHS, SMOOCHES) James Baxter! (MUTTERING) James Baaaaaxter.
James Baxter.
Beach ball! Beach ball! Whoa! What is it? Beach ball? (BOTH SCREAM) Oh, hey, you guys.
I was just working on some new poems.
They're a little rough, but as long as you're here just poking around (CLEARS THROAT) "A transfixed world surrounds me like a monarch with her open wings held in place with tiny pins.
(CRYING) A lifeless " Uh Is it that bad? No, it's just really sad.
You remind me of James Baxter because you are like his opposite.
And since he lost his artist tool, he cannot work.
He will never make anyone happy again! - (CRYING) - There, there, BMO.
A fellow artist in crisis? I've been a creative blockhead.
Jake! BMO! Balls! (RUMBLE!) (BOOM!) BOTH: Hooray! We are saved! (GROANS) Truly, this is a fine kingdom.
Jaaaames Baxxxxterr! (CROWD CHEERS) Yeah! All right! Jaaames Baxterrr! James Baxter! (CROWD CHEERING) (SQUEAKS) (SOBBING) (SQUEAK-SQUEAK) Want some soooup? I made it out of ice-cream sandwich.
You're still being weird.
Well, what am I supposed to do? You got to slap him, dude.
- Wha?! - Slap him with some real talk.
- Oh.
- Stab him.
What?! With a giant syringe Wha?! Of respect.
Ohh.
Okay.
(BREATHES DEEPLY) Yo! (NEIGHING) Jaaames Baxteeerrrr! You're a wonderful, genuine, one-of-a-kind hooooooorse! And you make so many people happy just by being yoouuu! So let gooo of what's loooost, man.
It's time for Jaaaaaaaaames Baxter to make James Baxter happy! (SMOOCHES) (NORMAL VOICE) James? (DOOR OPENS) BOTH: We did it! All the beach balls you'll ever need! All for you, James! (CHANTING) James! James! James! What?! We're too late! (THUD) The world is crud.
(CRYING) JAMES BAXTER: Jaaaaames Baxteeer! James Baxter?! Jaaaaaames Baxterrr! Oomp-oomp-oomp-oomp! Jaaaaaames Baxterrr! Oomp-oomp-oomp-oomp! Jaaames Baxterrr! Who's he doing that for? I think I think he's doing it for himself.
Jaaames Baxterrr! Jaaames Baxterrr! Jaaaaaaaaaames Baxterrrr!