Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s08e07 Episode Script
Islands Part 1: The Invitation
1 (WAVE CRASHES) (SCREECHES) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Finn and Jake and Susan Strong And possibly BMO It's Adventure Time CANDY CHILD: "Mom! I wanna play outside with Consuelo!" "Cool your jets! It is super dangerous outside.
Little kids have to stay in the castle.
" "But I'm rowdy!" "Yeah, well, but look See what happens? You want a playdate with death? That's why you have to stay inside! And 'cause Consuelo's mom is a pain in the neck.
" I (GASPS) In the heat of the sun, you burn like a pink little baby! Help! - What? - Oh! A scweam! - Help! - Well, now, what seems to be the trouble? I saw something in the water! And I was like, "No thanks!" Out of my way, muffin man! How rude.
Well, whatever that little girl saw will be a mystery forever.
Transport for seeker XJ-7-7 "Strong" has arrived.
Please verify identity as "Strong.
" Oh! Trust me, I'm strong indeed! Pow, pow! Ah? Not enough? You need to feel them guns? Verifying.
Whoa! Well, hello, frisky! (GIGGLES) Todd, I'm right here! Identifying dangerous mutant.
Initiating defensive mode.
(SPLASHING) Seeking human.
- (SCREAMING) - Human, come home to safety.
Seeking human.
Human, come home to safety.
Hey, Jake, what about this one? (LAUGHS) Great.
We're gonna look so great for this funeral.
How do you like my bandeau! I was too embarrassed to get a bra fitting.
I know they are professionals, but it's just too intimate.
You look great! SHIP: Settlement detected.
Continuing search for XJ-7-7.
BANANA GUARDS: Get him! Attack! Attack! - Aaah! - Hostile cylinders detected.
- Release countermeasures.
- Aah! - (MUFFLED) Ahh! - Hostile cylinders immobilized.
Engaging hostile bobbleheads.
(LASER SOUNDS) Neutralizing.
Please do not turn your system off during neutralization.
(CRASH!) Holy mud! It took out the gumball guards like they was nothin'! BMO doesn't like it! We gotta chop this thing into smashaghetti.
Yaaaaaaaaaa! I'll take you out with these hug nubs! Yaaaaa!! I'll help you, Finn! Aah! Help me, Finn! - Oof! - SHIP: Hostile mutant neutralized.
(GULPS) You got this, Finn Mertens.
You're a buff little bionic baby.
Rush! Ruuuuussshhh! Ruuuussshhh! (GRUNTS) Aaahhh! Verifying.
Human identified.
Infant PG-8-7 "Mertens.
" - (WHOOSH!) - Aaah Oh.
(WHIRRING) PG-8-7.
Uh you mean me? You will assist this transport in locating seeker XJ-7-7.
PG-8-7 "Mertens," please climb aboard.
Please come aboard.
Come on.
"Mertens?" Wait, do you, like, know me? (SMASHING) Got it! Great work distractin' 'em, Finn! You okay, dude? I feel like that ship might've been important.
But I'm fine.
Yeah, my hands are a little sore from smashing, but I'm fine too.
Eeeeeeeyaaaa! Ha! Ha! Once again BMO comes out on top! Bzzt! BMO! BMO, you okay? SHIP: Signal received.
XJ-7-7 requests transport.
BOTH: (GASPS) Susan! Hey.
Hi, Finn.
Uh, sorry again my grass arm busted you up.
It's okay.
At the time, Susan was gonna bust you up.
Where's Jake? Is he okay? He's outside.
He's bringing the ship over.
The ship? Oh.
Ship.
BMO: (HUMMING) How about it, Suze? Does any of this look familiar? Me and Finn took this whole bad block down ourselves! Took a bit of fanaglin', but I never hunt what I can't catch.
(WHOOSH!) (DRUM BEATS) (WHIRRING) (CRASHING) BUBBLEGUM: Hey.
Looking for this? I've been holding onto the remnants of your cranial implant since you kidnapped Finn and almost killed Jake.
You remember that? I'm running a comparative mass spec test now.
- (DING!) - Yep.
Looks like both your implant and the ship have the same technological origin Human technology.
(BEEP) Finished.
Looks like BMO's finally downloaded the ship's last commands.
Signal received.
Proceed to extraction point.
Return Seeker XJ-7-7 and cargo to Founders Island, home.
BMO, can you give us print outs? Yes, okay.
Printing.
Hmm.
Man, this island's way far out there.
Susan needs to go back here.
To this island.
Not sure why Susan having crazy week.
I don't know, Susan.
It's so far.
Even I don't know what's out there.
It's a pretty risky solo mission.
I'm going too.
I mean, we gotta find out where this ship came from.
There could be more of them.
And if this is human-made, then there might be other humans on that island.
That'd be cool to see, right? I'll come too! - And so will we.
- No, we won't.
Oh.
Well, it sounds like you're all determined.
You should borrow my boat, though.
This thing is trashed.
We don't need a boat! Have you forgotten With a little imagination, I can be anything that you could ever Oh, I lost focus.
Hey, yeah.
Can we borrow your boat? Are you up here, Fern? Hey, thanks for letting me crash on the roof.
It's nice up here.
Stay as long you want! I came up here to ask a favor.
I might be gone for a while on this trip, see, and I need someone to, uh, cover for me here in Ooo.
Are you sure? I mean, hero biz is your whole thing, and whatever I am, I'm not you.
You can just do your own thing with it.
Like if some huge gross monster's gonna do murder on a buncha innocents, uh, kill it.
But kill it you-styles.
Just don't go nuts.
Okay, I can handle that.
Thanks for trusting me.
No, thank you, Fern.
I better go pack.
- We should figure out a better thing.
- Eh.
Let's figure out something better.
Hey, Dad? Charlie! Hi, it's me! It's Dad! I have to go on a sea voyage, honey! Wanted to say bye! That's cool.
Hey, you can't see this shirt, right? This shirt has like four different breakfasts on it.
I can't hear anything! Bye, love you! Mwah! Mmkay, Dad! I'll tell the other pups! And I'm telling the other pups! Aww, I'm gonna miss you so much, lady.
(SPEAKING KOREAN) Finn, did you bring your nail clippers? Uh.
I think so.
Cool, I forgot to.
Bye, treehouse! Goodbye, creator! Now me and BMO can really "cut loose!" Look, BMO! I am pretending to trash a hotel room! BMO? BMO: (SOFTLY) Ouch.
Thanks for seeing us off, guys.
Yeah, of course.
It's my boat.
And we care about him, you dingus! Come on! Sorry, Marcy is up past her bedtime.
No, it's true.
I want you to be really careful out there.
Don't worry, we've got Susan That's not what I mean.
Finn, I get the sense that this trip's more important to you than you're letting on.
I mean, if you make it to that island, you might find out some pretty heavy stuff.
About the humans and where you came from.
About yourself.
Alls I'm saying is, you have to promise me Promise me That you'll come home safe.
I - Hi, Bonnie! - BOTH: Ah! I'm Fern.
I kind of already know you.
I have a lot of fuzzy half-memories from when I was this guy.
Well, just keep the ones where she's our boss, and forget everything else.
SUSAN: Finn? Hey, good morning.
Boat's loaded, ready to go.
- Ahh! I flinched! - It's cool.
We'll be back soon, I promise! Bye, kids! Don't be naughty! BUBBLEGUM: Bye! Good luck! He'll be safe.
Hey, aren't you the dude that totaled Starchy's motorcycle? (WAVES CRASHING)
Little kids have to stay in the castle.
" "But I'm rowdy!" "Yeah, well, but look See what happens? You want a playdate with death? That's why you have to stay inside! And 'cause Consuelo's mom is a pain in the neck.
" I (GASPS) In the heat of the sun, you burn like a pink little baby! Help! - What? - Oh! A scweam! - Help! - Well, now, what seems to be the trouble? I saw something in the water! And I was like, "No thanks!" Out of my way, muffin man! How rude.
Well, whatever that little girl saw will be a mystery forever.
Transport for seeker XJ-7-7 "Strong" has arrived.
Please verify identity as "Strong.
" Oh! Trust me, I'm strong indeed! Pow, pow! Ah? Not enough? You need to feel them guns? Verifying.
Whoa! Well, hello, frisky! (GIGGLES) Todd, I'm right here! Identifying dangerous mutant.
Initiating defensive mode.
(SPLASHING) Seeking human.
- (SCREAMING) - Human, come home to safety.
Seeking human.
Human, come home to safety.
Hey, Jake, what about this one? (LAUGHS) Great.
We're gonna look so great for this funeral.
How do you like my bandeau! I was too embarrassed to get a bra fitting.
I know they are professionals, but it's just too intimate.
You look great! SHIP: Settlement detected.
Continuing search for XJ-7-7.
BANANA GUARDS: Get him! Attack! Attack! - Aaah! - Hostile cylinders detected.
- Release countermeasures.
- Aah! - (MUFFLED) Ahh! - Hostile cylinders immobilized.
Engaging hostile bobbleheads.
(LASER SOUNDS) Neutralizing.
Please do not turn your system off during neutralization.
(CRASH!) Holy mud! It took out the gumball guards like they was nothin'! BMO doesn't like it! We gotta chop this thing into smashaghetti.
Yaaaaaaaaaa! I'll take you out with these hug nubs! Yaaaaa!! I'll help you, Finn! Aah! Help me, Finn! - Oof! - SHIP: Hostile mutant neutralized.
(GULPS) You got this, Finn Mertens.
You're a buff little bionic baby.
Rush! Ruuuuussshhh! Ruuuussshhh! (GRUNTS) Aaahhh! Verifying.
Human identified.
Infant PG-8-7 "Mertens.
" - (WHOOSH!) - Aaah Oh.
(WHIRRING) PG-8-7.
Uh you mean me? You will assist this transport in locating seeker XJ-7-7.
PG-8-7 "Mertens," please climb aboard.
Please come aboard.
Come on.
"Mertens?" Wait, do you, like, know me? (SMASHING) Got it! Great work distractin' 'em, Finn! You okay, dude? I feel like that ship might've been important.
But I'm fine.
Yeah, my hands are a little sore from smashing, but I'm fine too.
Eeeeeeeyaaaa! Ha! Ha! Once again BMO comes out on top! Bzzt! BMO! BMO, you okay? SHIP: Signal received.
XJ-7-7 requests transport.
BOTH: (GASPS) Susan! Hey.
Hi, Finn.
Uh, sorry again my grass arm busted you up.
It's okay.
At the time, Susan was gonna bust you up.
Where's Jake? Is he okay? He's outside.
He's bringing the ship over.
The ship? Oh.
Ship.
BMO: (HUMMING) How about it, Suze? Does any of this look familiar? Me and Finn took this whole bad block down ourselves! Took a bit of fanaglin', but I never hunt what I can't catch.
(WHOOSH!) (DRUM BEATS) (WHIRRING) (CRASHING) BUBBLEGUM: Hey.
Looking for this? I've been holding onto the remnants of your cranial implant since you kidnapped Finn and almost killed Jake.
You remember that? I'm running a comparative mass spec test now.
- (DING!) - Yep.
Looks like both your implant and the ship have the same technological origin Human technology.
(BEEP) Finished.
Looks like BMO's finally downloaded the ship's last commands.
Signal received.
Proceed to extraction point.
Return Seeker XJ-7-7 and cargo to Founders Island, home.
BMO, can you give us print outs? Yes, okay.
Printing.
Hmm.
Man, this island's way far out there.
Susan needs to go back here.
To this island.
Not sure why Susan having crazy week.
I don't know, Susan.
It's so far.
Even I don't know what's out there.
It's a pretty risky solo mission.
I'm going too.
I mean, we gotta find out where this ship came from.
There could be more of them.
And if this is human-made, then there might be other humans on that island.
That'd be cool to see, right? I'll come too! - And so will we.
- No, we won't.
Oh.
Well, it sounds like you're all determined.
You should borrow my boat, though.
This thing is trashed.
We don't need a boat! Have you forgotten With a little imagination, I can be anything that you could ever Oh, I lost focus.
Hey, yeah.
Can we borrow your boat? Are you up here, Fern? Hey, thanks for letting me crash on the roof.
It's nice up here.
Stay as long you want! I came up here to ask a favor.
I might be gone for a while on this trip, see, and I need someone to, uh, cover for me here in Ooo.
Are you sure? I mean, hero biz is your whole thing, and whatever I am, I'm not you.
You can just do your own thing with it.
Like if some huge gross monster's gonna do murder on a buncha innocents, uh, kill it.
But kill it you-styles.
Just don't go nuts.
Okay, I can handle that.
Thanks for trusting me.
No, thank you, Fern.
I better go pack.
- We should figure out a better thing.
- Eh.
Let's figure out something better.
Hey, Dad? Charlie! Hi, it's me! It's Dad! I have to go on a sea voyage, honey! Wanted to say bye! That's cool.
Hey, you can't see this shirt, right? This shirt has like four different breakfasts on it.
I can't hear anything! Bye, love you! Mwah! Mmkay, Dad! I'll tell the other pups! And I'm telling the other pups! Aww, I'm gonna miss you so much, lady.
(SPEAKING KOREAN) Finn, did you bring your nail clippers? Uh.
I think so.
Cool, I forgot to.
Bye, treehouse! Goodbye, creator! Now me and BMO can really "cut loose!" Look, BMO! I am pretending to trash a hotel room! BMO? BMO: (SOFTLY) Ouch.
Thanks for seeing us off, guys.
Yeah, of course.
It's my boat.
And we care about him, you dingus! Come on! Sorry, Marcy is up past her bedtime.
No, it's true.
I want you to be really careful out there.
Don't worry, we've got Susan That's not what I mean.
Finn, I get the sense that this trip's more important to you than you're letting on.
I mean, if you make it to that island, you might find out some pretty heavy stuff.
About the humans and where you came from.
About yourself.
Alls I'm saying is, you have to promise me Promise me That you'll come home safe.
I - Hi, Bonnie! - BOTH: Ah! I'm Fern.
I kind of already know you.
I have a lot of fuzzy half-memories from when I was this guy.
Well, just keep the ones where she's our boss, and forget everything else.
SUSAN: Finn? Hey, good morning.
Boat's loaded, ready to go.
- Ahh! I flinched! - It's cool.
We'll be back soon, I promise! Bye, kids! Don't be naughty! BUBBLEGUM: Bye! Good luck! He'll be safe.
Hey, aren't you the dude that totaled Starchy's motorcycle? (WAVES CRASHING)