Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s10e06 Episode Script
Ring of Fire
1 [QUACKING.]
[WARBLE, ZAP!.]
[ROARS.]
"Adventure Time" Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's "Adventure Time" Vroom, vroom! Vroom, vroom, vroom! TREE TRUNKS: Sweet P! [GASPS.]
Come and get it, Sweet P.
Oh, boy! Breakfast porridge.
Mmm.
I think I must have the most perfect life in the whole world.
Oh, that's lovely.
What about you, Mama? Is your life perfect? Me? Yes, Sweet P.
I'm the happiest mama in the whole world.
Oh, no, Mama! You're sad! No, no, sweetie.
That's just something that happens when grown-ups think about their lives for too long.
[TELEPHONE RINGING.]
MR.
PIG: Honey, can you get that? Thanks, sweetie.
Hello? Tree Trunks? Tree Trunks, it's me, Randy.
Wow, it's so great to hear your voice.
Randy? Forgive me for being so bold, but Tree Trunks, I must see you.
I don't think that's a very good idea, Randy.
Tree Trunks, please! Um, okay, hold on.
Who was that, sweetie? That was, uh, the school.
There's a parent-teacher conference I need to go to.
Really? Isn't it my turn this time? No, because, um it's my turn? Well, if you say so.
Be back soon.
Okay.
Uh, bye.
[BIKE BELL RINGS.]
The future's wild.
We did it, babe.
We finally graduated high school.
Yes, Randy, we did.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Tree Trunks, would you sign my yearbook? I sure will, Cookie.
Do you want me to sign on my fencing photo, my Homecoming Queen photo, my horseback riding club photo Would you sign your swim team photo? Yes.
That's my favorite.
When you get done with that kid stuff, let me know.
I got grown-up stuff to discuss.
I was about to say the same thing to you.
Randy, I've decided to take some time for myself and see the world.
I'm 18 and I need adventure, Randy.
I need What? Baby [GASPS.]
Let me be your adventure.
Okay, why not? [CAMERA SHUTTER FLASHES.]
Kiss her, son! [CAMERA SHUTTER FLASHES.]
Our wedding photos are here.
Just in time for the honeymoon.
Babe? It's over, Randy.
I'm a wild child.
Goodbye.
"Goodbye, Randy.
" [CHUCKLES.]
- Okay.
- Hmm? Oh, Randy, I'm so sorry you went to all this trouble.
- Huh? - I mean, I'm flattered, but I have a family now and I can't run away with you.
That Tree Trunks, that's not why I asked you here.
It's not? No.
I just wanted to ask you for my grandmother's ring back.
Oh.
I'm going to propose to my girlfriend this weekend.
I've got the chocolate and the flowers, but I need that ring.
Well, I'm sorry, but I threw that ring down a bottomless pit.
Oh, no! No, wait, that's not right.
I used that ring to propose to my second husband, Danny.
Oh, no.
Oh, Danny.
At sea, I made a new life for myself.
Mr.
Faidutti.
Yes, Captain Tree Trunks.
Mr.
Faidutti, pick up that mop, you bug.
Mm-hmm.
Captain Tree Trunks, we're approaching a ship off the port bow! Good.
Drown all but the tightest men.
- No! - Impudence.
I beg of you, madam, while I am tight, my brother is not, and yet I love him.
Hmm.
My name is Daniel Prince and this is my brother, Peanut.
Please look into your heart and pity him, for though our family is quite wealthy, he has had a difficult life.
You are a very beautiful elephant, but I fear your bandit ways have made you hard.
He was right.
I left my post that very day so that I could spend the rest of my life with Danny.
[SMOOCHING.]
That evening, we were wed.
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY.]
Peanut? Kiss my mouth, baby! Yeah.
[SMOOCHING.]
TREE TRUNKS: My joy, however, would be short-lived.
Was Danny smooth? Yes.
Was Danny tight? Yes.
But was he a liar? Yes, yes, yes! [SCREECHES.]
A liar in cahoots with Mr.
Faidutti to get me away from my ship.
I marooned Danny, and I kaboomed Mr.
Faidutti.
No more tight men.
That Danny was really, really, really something.
Okay, I get it.
But what about the ring? What happened next? I savvily invested my pirate treasure and became a powerful shipping magnate.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
Come in.
Uh, I'm Wyatt, your new secretary.
These flowers are from Robot Body Moe.
Oh, again? Throw those in the trash.
Okay, ma'am.
They're a little A little big.
Oh, boy.
The other way, like a vase.
[GROANING.]
[SOBBING.]
He melted my heart.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
Hey-hey! Somebody kiss me now! TREE TRUNKS: I sold the company and gave all my money to the King of Ooo.
Swim with me, Wyatt, you sweet boy.
Oh, uh [LAUGHS.]
I'm never wearing clothes again! I, uh, might keep my shirt on.
I thought Glob had told me, "Here's someone who needs your love.
" But what he really must've said was, "Go suck an egg, Tree Trunks.
" No more pie.
But that's my pie.
You're draining my life away.
Take care of me! No.
You've emptied me of my joie de vivre.
[GROANING.]
I've got the ring! If I don't give it back, it means we're still in love! I'm throwing it in a bottomless pit! Wyatt threw my ring in a pit? Yeah, sorry about that.
Uh huh? Aah! [GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
Mr.
Pig, what are you doing here? I followed you because I was afraid that And now I see you.
Oh, no.
I just wanted my grandma's ring back.
And I just didn't want you to worry over nothing.
R-Really? Oh, geez.
WYATT: There you are! How could you, Tree Trunks? Wyatt? You've been following me? You wish, babe.
I've been following him to you! But if Tree Trunks is gonna be stepping out on her man with one of her exes, it's gonna be me! [GROANS.]
Tree Trunks, help me.
I need you.
My ring! Just give me [GROANING.]
My suck-suck ring.
Aha! Gotcha! [LAUGHS.]
[GROANS.]
Um, I'm sorry I didn't trust you.
I just know you've had a lot of adventures in the past and things are kind of boring now.
It's true.
I sometimes miss those wild times, but back then, I couldn't even tell the difference between a good adventure and a bad one.
I was just a leaf in the wind, blown about by my whims.
But now I'm on solid ground.
You and Sweet P are my uh Your greatest adventure? Yeah.
Whoa, what the? Is that Wyatt? Tree Trunks? What the heck is going on in here?
[WARBLE, ZAP!.]
[ROARS.]
"Adventure Time" Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's "Adventure Time" Vroom, vroom! Vroom, vroom, vroom! TREE TRUNKS: Sweet P! [GASPS.]
Come and get it, Sweet P.
Oh, boy! Breakfast porridge.
Mmm.
I think I must have the most perfect life in the whole world.
Oh, that's lovely.
What about you, Mama? Is your life perfect? Me? Yes, Sweet P.
I'm the happiest mama in the whole world.
Oh, no, Mama! You're sad! No, no, sweetie.
That's just something that happens when grown-ups think about their lives for too long.
[TELEPHONE RINGING.]
MR.
PIG: Honey, can you get that? Thanks, sweetie.
Hello? Tree Trunks? Tree Trunks, it's me, Randy.
Wow, it's so great to hear your voice.
Randy? Forgive me for being so bold, but Tree Trunks, I must see you.
I don't think that's a very good idea, Randy.
Tree Trunks, please! Um, okay, hold on.
Who was that, sweetie? That was, uh, the school.
There's a parent-teacher conference I need to go to.
Really? Isn't it my turn this time? No, because, um it's my turn? Well, if you say so.
Be back soon.
Okay.
Uh, bye.
[BIKE BELL RINGS.]
The future's wild.
We did it, babe.
We finally graduated high school.
Yes, Randy, we did.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Tree Trunks, would you sign my yearbook? I sure will, Cookie.
Do you want me to sign on my fencing photo, my Homecoming Queen photo, my horseback riding club photo Would you sign your swim team photo? Yes.
That's my favorite.
When you get done with that kid stuff, let me know.
I got grown-up stuff to discuss.
I was about to say the same thing to you.
Randy, I've decided to take some time for myself and see the world.
I'm 18 and I need adventure, Randy.
I need What? Baby [GASPS.]
Let me be your adventure.
Okay, why not? [CAMERA SHUTTER FLASHES.]
Kiss her, son! [CAMERA SHUTTER FLASHES.]
Our wedding photos are here.
Just in time for the honeymoon.
Babe? It's over, Randy.
I'm a wild child.
Goodbye.
"Goodbye, Randy.
" [CHUCKLES.]
- Okay.
- Hmm? Oh, Randy, I'm so sorry you went to all this trouble.
- Huh? - I mean, I'm flattered, but I have a family now and I can't run away with you.
That Tree Trunks, that's not why I asked you here.
It's not? No.
I just wanted to ask you for my grandmother's ring back.
Oh.
I'm going to propose to my girlfriend this weekend.
I've got the chocolate and the flowers, but I need that ring.
Well, I'm sorry, but I threw that ring down a bottomless pit.
Oh, no! No, wait, that's not right.
I used that ring to propose to my second husband, Danny.
Oh, no.
Oh, Danny.
At sea, I made a new life for myself.
Mr.
Faidutti.
Yes, Captain Tree Trunks.
Mr.
Faidutti, pick up that mop, you bug.
Mm-hmm.
Captain Tree Trunks, we're approaching a ship off the port bow! Good.
Drown all but the tightest men.
- No! - Impudence.
I beg of you, madam, while I am tight, my brother is not, and yet I love him.
Hmm.
My name is Daniel Prince and this is my brother, Peanut.
Please look into your heart and pity him, for though our family is quite wealthy, he has had a difficult life.
You are a very beautiful elephant, but I fear your bandit ways have made you hard.
He was right.
I left my post that very day so that I could spend the rest of my life with Danny.
[SMOOCHING.]
That evening, we were wed.
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY.]
Peanut? Kiss my mouth, baby! Yeah.
[SMOOCHING.]
TREE TRUNKS: My joy, however, would be short-lived.
Was Danny smooth? Yes.
Was Danny tight? Yes.
But was he a liar? Yes, yes, yes! [SCREECHES.]
A liar in cahoots with Mr.
Faidutti to get me away from my ship.
I marooned Danny, and I kaboomed Mr.
Faidutti.
No more tight men.
That Danny was really, really, really something.
Okay, I get it.
But what about the ring? What happened next? I savvily invested my pirate treasure and became a powerful shipping magnate.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
Come in.
Uh, I'm Wyatt, your new secretary.
These flowers are from Robot Body Moe.
Oh, again? Throw those in the trash.
Okay, ma'am.
They're a little A little big.
Oh, boy.
The other way, like a vase.
[GROANING.]
[SOBBING.]
He melted my heart.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
Hey-hey! Somebody kiss me now! TREE TRUNKS: I sold the company and gave all my money to the King of Ooo.
Swim with me, Wyatt, you sweet boy.
Oh, uh [LAUGHS.]
I'm never wearing clothes again! I, uh, might keep my shirt on.
I thought Glob had told me, "Here's someone who needs your love.
" But what he really must've said was, "Go suck an egg, Tree Trunks.
" No more pie.
But that's my pie.
You're draining my life away.
Take care of me! No.
You've emptied me of my joie de vivre.
[GROANING.]
I've got the ring! If I don't give it back, it means we're still in love! I'm throwing it in a bottomless pit! Wyatt threw my ring in a pit? Yeah, sorry about that.
Uh huh? Aah! [GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
Mr.
Pig, what are you doing here? I followed you because I was afraid that And now I see you.
Oh, no.
I just wanted my grandma's ring back.
And I just didn't want you to worry over nothing.
R-Really? Oh, geez.
WYATT: There you are! How could you, Tree Trunks? Wyatt? You've been following me? You wish, babe.
I've been following him to you! But if Tree Trunks is gonna be stepping out on her man with one of her exes, it's gonna be me! [GROANS.]
Tree Trunks, help me.
I need you.
My ring! Just give me [GROANING.]
My suck-suck ring.
Aha! Gotcha! [LAUGHS.]
[GROANS.]
Um, I'm sorry I didn't trust you.
I just know you've had a lot of adventures in the past and things are kind of boring now.
It's true.
I sometimes miss those wild times, but back then, I couldn't even tell the difference between a good adventure and a bad one.
I was just a leaf in the wind, blown about by my whims.
But now I'm on solid ground.
You and Sweet P are my uh Your greatest adventure? Yeah.
Whoa, what the? Is that Wyatt? Tree Trunks? What the heck is going on in here?