Bandidos (2024) s01e01 Episode Script

1
["One Way Or Another" by Blondie playing]
One way or another, I'm gonna find ya ♪
[man] What type of members
must the best bandit team in history have
in order to be infallible?
I'm gonna win ya ♪
I'm gonna get ya
Get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
[man] A ruthless, intelligent
and unscrupulous scammer.
LILÍ
(NOT HER REAL NAME)
An unbeatable counterfeiter,
and very charming.
WILSON
(RETIRED)
A hacker who is a crack
at security systems.
LUCAS
(JUST A GAMER, ACTUALLY)
And me, the leader, the brains,
the one who will create the plan
MIGUEL
(DIDN'T FINISH SCHOOL)
to obtain the world's biggest treasure
that no one ever saw before.
We're the perfect bandits.
[music continues]
[Miguel] What could possibly go wrong?
5 DAYS EARLIER
["Nueva Vida" by Peso Pluma playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[in English] Let's get to work.
- Thank you, Uncle Wilson.
- [brakes squeal]
I promised your dad
I'd look after for you. That's it.
And because you love me, man.
[smooches]
[chuckles] Hey. Love has its limits, okay?
Yeah, so does my dad's money.
- I need a side hustle, dude.
- Mm-hmm.
If you hear anything, let me know.
[sighs] Let me go.
Let me go, damn it. Stop. Cut it.
[both chuckling]
Thank you.
[car departing]
- [music continues]
- [Miguel sighs]
Good morning!
Woo!
- Hello there.
- Hi. [chatters indistinctly]
Hey, boss. Always looking good.
- Thank you.
- [Miguel chuckles]
Overlooking the beach, please.
I hate the pool.
- Hi, Cristal. How's your daughter?
- [Cristal] She's good.
That's great.
- Hey. Good morning, sir.
- [man] Good morning.
- How was breakfast?
- Oh, so good.
- Incredible.
- Incredible.
- Hey. Good morning.
- [woman] Good morning.
Marquitos, morning.
[music continues]
I'll take it to her.
[music fades out]
Mai Tai, no sugar, as always, miss.
[mellow pop music playing in background]
Get out of here.
- I'm working.
- [Miguel chuckles]
- Here you go, Clinton.
- [Clinton whines]
Cutie. Hmm.
Cuteness is relative. Why are you here?
- I thought you were in Barcelona.
- And miss the peak season?
Okay, I'll help you search.
Uh right there.
Armani suit, single,
businessman.
No, he's not single.
Look at how he scratches his finger.
There used to be a ring.
Armani?
Not even close.
It's probably his only suit,
given how worn-out it is.
A real executive leaves
the briefcase in the room.
He's a salesman.
Alarm clocks, or worse.
HOLY BIBLE
[dramatic sting]
[pop music continues]
Ah, let's see. [sighs]
How about this handsome guy?
- [dolphin whistles]
- [Lilí] Gay.
And they're into bondage.
His friend's the master. He's submissive.
[whip cracks]
- You never had it in you.
- Hence why we worked together.
We made a fantastic team.
[Lilí sighs]
Do you want an actual millionaire?
Where?
This kid right here.
I was looking for you.
Just came out. Your dad's gonna love it.
Thank you, Lucas.
No.
Lucas?
You've grown so much.
Hi, Lilí.
- You have too.
- [Lilí chuckles]
Hey.
- [Miguel] Mm.
- [Lucas chuckles]
- [Miguel] See you later, kid.
- Sure thing.
His parents own the hotel, right?
His mom, owns the whole chain.
They're loaded.
He's also a minor.
- Girlfriend?
- [chuckles] You crazy mother
[inhales]
You'd really break that kid's heart
with no compassion?
[Lilí exhales]
There is somebody else.
Five-foot-eight, multilingual.
- A free spirit.
- Mm
Immature, baby boy,
can't tell when something's over.
Five-foot-six.
Ow.
- Get outta here.
- You're the one who came back to my hotel.
[sighs]
Good luck fishing. [sighs]
[sighs]
[Latin guitar music playing]
Pounds and pounds of gold.
So much, in fact,
that the Spanish couldn't take it all.
The biggest treasure that no one ever saw.
STUBBORN ARCHAEOLOGIS
- [Miguel] You sound like him.
- [slurps]
[sniffs, dazed] What?
- You just sound like my dad.
- [man] Do you know Juan Morales?
Where can I find him?
He's traveling.
Ever heard of Aj Took's treasure?
My name is Luis Fernández [inhales]
de Montejo.
- My great-great-great
- [slurring] Francisco de Montejo.
That's him.
My father told me
that the treasure never left Yucatán.
[smacks lips] It's at least 500 years old.
That treasure is just a legend.
[adventurous music playing]
Hastoc was the last ruler
of the Kaan Dynasty,
the largest in the Mayan world.
Hastoc was the first ruler
to discover gold.
He devoted his whole rule
to accumulating gold.
And when he died,
they buried him with all his riches.
It is said that amongst his vast fortune,
there was a unique and priceless piece.
Kaan Balam.
A solid gold jaguar,
able to bring him back
from the underworld.
[music swells]
[music fades out]
[slurring] I I want to sleep.
[Latin guitar music continues]
[inhales, slurring] In that case,
do you know where I can find
Juan Morales?
Oh. Oh, wait. He's traveling.
[inhales sharply] Uh Uh "Ariel"
Uh, "Tavi Tavitiun."
- "Tavitune?"
- "Tian."
Let me see the map.
[sighs, tutting]
[whispers] Not here. At the hotel.
[trills lips]
[lighter clinks, scratches]
[intriguing music plays]
[slurring] If I find the treasure,
I plan to buy this hotel.
Hell yeah!
And the first thing I'll do
is remove this fucking pool!
And where's the map?
[groans softly]
[inhales deeply] Huh?
[chuckling]
Mm. [sighs]
[sighs] Now, it's not exactly to scale.
Not to mention,
the original map was full of holes.
[grunts]
[breathing deeply]
- [Latin guitar strumming]
- [pan flute whistles]
- [tattoo thrums]
- The symbols.
[Luis inhales] Do you know
what those symbols mean?
- [tattoo thrums]
- The signature.
[Luis] Well?
Is it authentic?
[Miguel] It could be.
Can you convince your father?
[inhales]
I can help you.
[Luis] You?
For half the score.
[Luis] And how much money
is that treasure worth?
[Miguel] It's immeasurable.
It's the greatest treasure
never uncovered.
[tribal drums beating]
[sighs] Gold.
So much gold.
[sighs deeply]
[drumming continues]
[suspenseful ambient music playing]
[disembodied whispers echoing]
[drumming tempo quickens]
- [ethereal music playing]
- [pan flute fluttering]
[markings chittering softly]
[ethereal music intensifies]
- [music fades out]
- [squirting]
[sniffs wetly]
[groans]
[gull calling]
[sighs deeply]
[huffs]
[exhales groggily]
[groans softly, sighs]
[water splashes]
[footsteps squelching]
[sighs]
[sighs]
Room service!
- [lock buzzes]
- [door handle clacks]
[Miguel] I'm coming in.
Hello, hello?
Good morning.
Wake up, Spaniard.
There's a treasure to be found.
Hello, hello?
Where are you?
- [telephones ringing]
- [indistinct chatter]
Where do you think you're going?
- I'll make it up with overtime.
- You already owe me overtime.
- And pizza nights.
- It's coming off your paycheck, Miguel.
Extra pepperoni.
- Miguel.
- Ramiro.
- You have things to do.
- A guest waiting.
[hushed] Come here! Miguel!
ARCHEOLOGIST JUAN MORALES
BRINGS OLMEC HEAD TO MUSEUM
GUATEMALA: MAYAN FINDINGS
[liquid trickling nearby]
- [sighs]
- [trickling continues]
Again?
- Dad!
- [Juan groans softly] Ahh.
[trickling stops]
You recognize me?
I haven't gone completely mad.
- Hey, men
- Yeah, "don't kiss." I know.
- You got my stuff?
- Your stuff?
- [grumbles]
- What?
And?
- You'll never forget this.
- Whatever. [giggles]
[Miguel] Just hide it well, please.
I don't want the nurses scolding me.
Yeah, sure.
Don't go telling your mom.
Mom is gone.
It'll be 20 years this month
since she passed.
[Juan inhales deeply]
Have you found a decent job,
or still stealing with my idiot brother?
[Miguel chuckles]
Look! You're in this magazine.
EARLY RETIREMENT OF MORALES
DUE TO ALZHEIMER'S
ARIEL TAVITIAN
YOUNG ARCHEOLOGIST OPENS MAYAN MUSEUM
It is my honor and pleasure
to give Yucatán the museum
it really deserves.
Most of these objects are being shown
for the first time publicly.
They're historical treasures
that I personally was able to dig up
or that I rescued from treasure looters.
Come on, Miguel. Let me see.
Let me see.
No, no, you're not in it. My mistake.
Uh [trills lips]
How How is, uh
OPENING GALA
INVITATION FOR JUAN MORALES
my favorite student doing? Um Ariel.
That kid was one in a million.
Hey, tell him to come by here
and visit me.
Yeah, of course, Dad. I'll tell him
to come by and visit you. Sure thing.
I'm the one who accompanied you
as a child on your expeditions.
You remember that, Dad?
We used to have a great time together.
[truck rumbling, clatters]
Watch the potholes!
[young Miguel] Dad, this isn't
my first time driving.
Good, good. Here.
[sighs]
[Juan] If I'm not back in half an hour,
go find your Uncle Wilson.
[engine idling]
[door closes]
[instrumental folk music playing]
[music intensifying]
[music fading out]
[rustling]
[blades thrum]
[man] Who the hell are you?
- This is a protected archaeological area.
- Let my dad go!
[Spaghetti Western music playing]
You need to be cold-blooded
to kill someone.
[gun cocks]
Maybe I won't kill you,
but you won't be able to have kids.
You forgot to remove the safety.
It's a revolver.
There's no safety, Miguel!
- Sorry, sorry!
- [grunts]
- [Juan] No!
- [Miguel yelps]
- Dad!
- [explosion]
[Juan] Son, run!
- Run!
- [man grunts]
[men grunt]
[Juan] Don't stop running!
- [tense music playing]
- Let's go to the truck!
- Run! [grunts]
- [gunshot]
[Juan] Run, run!
- [engine starts]
- [Miguel gasps]
[Juan] Get on, Miguel!
- [man] To the motorcycles!
- [Juan] Get on!
- [man] Come on!
- [engine revs]
[present day Miguel] Dad?
Dad?
[woman] Again, Morales?
You can't smoke in here,
and especially not that.
I've brought your pills.
- Make sure he takes them.
- Yes.
Don't go telling your mom,
but she's crazy about me.
Take the pills, Dad.
This is for old people who pee themselves.
Yes, and for old people
who pee in pots too.
Don't compare.
I'm one of their best.
I can still get it up.
- [chuckles] Just take them and be quiet.
- [chuckles] Look.
This is the only medication
that really helps.
Take the pills, we do the exercises.
- [Juan grumbles]
- I'll return these to you, okay? Go ahead.
[pills rattle]
Okay. [inhales deeply]
- Butterfly.
- [cards shuffle]
Orange and ladybug.
- [cards clatter]
- [Miguel inhales]
[sighs] What was the first one?
Don't waste your time, son.
[inhales deeply]
You can't beat this fucking disease.
[poignant guitar music plays]
[breathes deeply]
Mr. Morales, the payment wasn't completed.
We really need to talk.
[Miguel] What? No.
I'm on my way to collect some money.
I'll bring it to you in a little while.
Mayans always marked their sacred places.
We could find anything here.
Keep your eyes peeled.
[woman] Oh. [gasps]
Miguel.
What's this?
[man 1] Good eye, honey!
- Good eye.
- [woman chuckles softly]
[Miguel] Let's see.
[sighs]
- [grunts]
- [rock scrapes]
- [man 1] Got it?
- Yeah.
[grunts]
- [man 1] Careful.
- [woman] Oh.
[Miguel grunting]
- [sighs]
- [mysterious music playing]
[Miguel breathes heavily]
- [woman gasps]
- [Miguel sighs]
[woman exhales in awe]
[Miguel] We must apologize to the gods.
[man 1] Oh, wow! It's amazing!
It's Ixchel, goddess of love and the moon.
- [man 1, softly] Whoa.
- [woman] Wow.
It's worth a fortune.
- We'll pay 10,000 dollars.
- Excuse me. Did I say it was for sale?
This belongs to the Mexican government.
- Twelve thousand?
- Are you deaf?
This isn't for sale.
It's illegal.
Twenty?
[cash register dings]
- Visa or American?
- [man 2] Freeze!
- That man is a swindler.
- Who, me?
- [man 1] Hey!
- Careful! That's a fortune!
- [woman gasps]
- It's made of clay. You see?
- Are you trying to cheat us, bro?
- What?
- "What?"
- [grunts]
- Playing dumb, are you?
- [Wilson] Judicial police!
Morales. You again?
You should be ashamed.
Buying stolen archaeology is illegal!
Hands out. Hands out!
- [woman] Okay, I didn't
- Take the tourists out, okay?
Don't ever come back.
- [man 2] Come with me.
- We didn't buy anything.
Come on.
Take them off.
I should have let them beat you up
so you finally learn. Hmm?
[gritted teeth] Take them off.
That forgery was terrible, you know.
That's not what I taught you.
Everything was under control.
"Everything under control."
Rule number three.
"Always work with a partner."
You're gonna end up dead
in a pyramid, you idiot.
Well, maybe then my dad'll love me,
if I'm an archaeological relic.
Well, that's true.
[both chuckle]
- [Wilson chuckles]
- [Miguel sighs]
I had a plan with a Spaniard
who had a tattoo on his stomach,
but he disappeared.
Did you see how I frightened them?
- [laughing]
- "Judicial police! Judicial police!"
I need money ASAP
for my dad's retirement home.
I'm broke.
[Wilson] Thank you.
Thank you.
All your savings?
- All of it?
- All of it.
You should have told me before.
I'd lend you some cash.
You know that, Miguel.
But the business is dead.
We need to plan another hit.
- [chuckles] No way.
- A big one.
I'm retired.
With honesty and work ethics.
Honest, but dead.
If I could find the Spaniard with the map
- [Wilson] At least I don't scam tourists.
- [Miguel] Ariel.
I can't believe my dad
always remembers him.
What do you think?
He's opening his own museum.
Maybe it's because he's got his degree
and doesn't counterfeit artifacts
like you do.
Don't bother me for a couple of days.
I'm gonna be very busy.
- [Miguel] That guy could be your son.
- [Wilson chuckles] Shut up.
And you know,
some prefer the classics, son.
- Only if they still work!
- [Wilson laughs]
[sighs]
[lively Latin music playing]
[gasping]
[crane whirring, beeping]
[camera shutter beeps, clicks]
[indistinct chatter]
[passenger door opens, closes]
[camera shutter beeping, clicking]
Step aside. Let us work.
Fix that hat, López.
- Do we know who it is?
- [López] No. Don't have an ID on the body.
Eh. A drunk tourist.
He had too many tequilas and he fell in.
[suspicious music playing]
[camera shutter beeping, clicking]
Tequilas, right?
[ringing tone]
[ringing tone]
- [line clicks]
- I found your Spaniard, buddy.
[tropical music plays]
[Wilson] Stop thinking about it.
If I learned anything from your dad,
it's that all those maps are fake.
Someone seems to think
that map was authentic.
People are naive.
They're just waiting
for guys like you to deceive them.
His skin was ripped off his body.
Okay. [chuckles]
Besides, that map looked authentic.
The signature was Francisco de Montejo's.
It had the symbol of the Kaan Dynasty.
[sighs] Maybe I need to be deceived too.
Oh, that's it. The map's gone.
Done. Your dream's over.
[sighs] Unless someone who's clever
took pictures of it.
- Hmm? I drive better drunk than sober.
- [Wilson chuckles]
Well, whoever took the skin
off the Spaniard is way ahead of us.
Whoever took the skin
off the Spaniard is a psychopath.
The map by itself is useless.
It doesn't have degrees,
coordinates, nothing.
I'm sure Francisco de Montejo
based his map on Juan de La Cosa's.
Ooh! Now you lost your mind.
You're just like your dad, dude.
- [chuckles]
- And where are those maps?
At that asshole Ariel's museum.
So what's the move?
- We're gonna steal 'em.
- Just ask him.
We're not sharing that treasure
with that idiot Ariel.
- And you'll steal them how?
- No, that's your plan, bro.
- No-ho-ho.
- Yes.
You will falsify invitations
to the inauguration.
- Oh! [sighs]
- Lucas will handle security at the museum
- Tss-tss-tss.
- while Lilí infiltrates it.
[Wilson sighs]
Are you kidding?
- She came back?
- Yeah.
- [laughing]
- What?
You're madly in love.
All this for some crazy girl
who has never even loved you.
It's not about that.
- It's always about that.
- She does love me.
- Oh, she loves you?
- She's the best.
PERSONAL & BUSINESS DON'T MIX
- Rule two. What is it?
- [Miguel] Shit! The map!
["Ça Plane Pour Moi"
by Plastic Bertrand playing]
[Miguel] Hey!
Hey!
[grunts] Hey!
[lyrics in French]
[in English] Hey! [grunts]
[panting]
[grunting]
- [tires screech]
- Stop! Stop, please!
[car honks]
[huffs] Hi!
[grunts, groans]
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Hey!
Oh, goddammit!
Stop!
Fuck!
[grunting]
Don't throw it! No, no, no, no, no, no!
[Norteño music playing over stereo]
Don't throw it! [huffs breathlessly]
Please, don't throw it.
Please. The fucking phone is worthless.
But it has photos of my kids,
and I haven't seen them in years.
- Aw.
- Oh, what are you doing?
[grumbles]
[huffs] Come on! No, wait!
Wait! Wait! Get down!
Are you mad? You'll die!
It's not worth it!
[breathing heavily] Well, maybe, but
Why bring my phone into it?
Can I have it, please?
Are you really jumping?
[Spaghetti Western music playing]
No! [groans]
My stupid cell phone.
[gasps, sighs]
[breathes heavily]
- [Wilson] Judicial police.
- [music ends]
Sure. And I'm the little mermaid.
[chuckles]
[inhales]
You're Wilson from Wilson's Tours.
This is plastic.
- Plastic?
- [chuckles]
Watch your manners, you little brat.
What's wrong with you?
[girl sighs]
- That dive wasn't bad. I give it an 8.6.
- [girl sighs]
- The entrance wasn't very good.
- Eight-point-six? That was a ten.
Four minutes underwater. What the hell?
- You want an autograph, or what?
- [Wilson] No. This.
- [Miguel] Yeah, sure.
- For ruining my lunch.
[girl] Fine. [sighs]
Maybe a small tip?
[breathless] Yes, of course. Here.
- Hey. No, no, no, no.
- What? She started it.
[gull calling]
- [girl huffs]
- [Miguel sighs]
Can I have my bag, please?
That's the catch of the day?
- [wolf whistles]
- None of your business.
[boat engine rumbling]
[mysterious music playing]
[man] Don't intervene.
Let's see how far he gets.
[sinister underscore drones]
[mellow guitar music playing]
NO PETS ALLOWED
[sighs]
[inhales deeply, huffs]
[under breath] Okay, okay.
[Lilí sighs]
What are you doing here?
We need your help stealing a map.
- Hi, Clinton.
- No, Miguel. No, please.
That's a terrible idea.
This is really going to
change our lives, Lilí.
- [Lilí scoffs]
- I'm talking about millions.
Yeah. There's always going to be
a big score that'll change everything.
Grow up, Miguel.
That's why we never worked out.
Of course we did.
We worked better together.
Yeah, whatever you say.
Ciao.
Oh, and getting tourists drunk
and stealing from them
is real mature, right?
- You'll die old and alone!
- [Clinton yapping]
[Wilson chuckles]
- [sighs] Was it too much?
- No, it was amazing.
They didn't rip off his skin to kill him.
It's as if they wanted it as a souvenir.
[detective 1] I'm sure it's some kind
of satanic ritual, or something similar.
[intriguing music playing]
[detective 2] Did you find out
where he was staying?
[detective 1] No idea.
He had money and a Rolex.
Where's the Rolex?
[sighs] Em
[hesitates] Look.
Don't get upset with the boys now.
The dead guy doesn't need it anymore.
[bag thumps]
You're the chief inspector,
you fucking idiot.
[scoffs] You're so uptight, Inés.
This isn't Mexico City.
- [Inés chuckles incredulously]
- Hmm.
Slow down, huh?
[rubber gloves clacking]
It's the Caribbean.
- [inhales] Relax
- [clatter]
If you touch me again,
I'll make a fanny pack
out of your saggy balls, asshole.
I don't give a fuck
that you're my superior.
- There's no way. Really?
- [plastic bag rustles]
It's a bracelet.
No. No, no, no. It's not just a bracelet.
It's a VIP key for the River Resort.
[exhales] Ah.
[Inés sighs]
[bass-heavy RnB music playing]
Thank you.
[Latin guitar music playing]
[counter clacking]
[ting]
[counter clacking]
[ting]
[counter clacking]
[ting]
- [counter clacking]
- [ting]
[counter clacking]
[ting, melodic trill]
[sultry music playing]
[man exhales softly]
[inhales sharply]
[breathes shakily]
- Let's play a game.
- Yes.
[sighs]
[grunts]
[breathing excitedly]
But, miss you haven't told me your name.
"Mrs." I'm married.
[huffing rapidly]
- [Lilí] Shh. Tss-tss-shh.
- [man exhales]
- Enjoy, my love.
- [man] Of course.
[chuckling]
Of course I will.
[inhales sharply] Ooh! Ah!
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
[moans] Baby.
- [sighs]
- [card reader beeps]
[moaning]
Incredible.
- [moans] Oh, yeah.
- [card reader beeping]
Yeah, follow the path.
- Follow the little path.
- [card reader beeping]
[moans] Ah.
[grunts] Too wild.
[whimsical trumpet music playing]
Liliana Gómez Espinoza?
[Lilí sighs]
- [music ends]
- [door clangs]
How much to get out of here?
Ten thousand and I'll forget your face.
- [bills rustle]
- [Lilí sighs]
[inhales] Let me make a phone call. Hmm?
- I'll see what we can do.
- Good boy.
"Fernández de Montejo, Luis."
Don't touch that, goddammit!
Fingerprints. Put on some gloves.
- He checked in, and no one saw him again.
- And they never will.
We found him dead.
[Ramiro] Oh, Jesus!
I have to charge his card
before the death is official.
[chief inspector chuckles] Oh damn!
So many memories with this shirt.
I wore it the first time I got drunk.
I was so gone, I never used it again.
[Inés] Seriously?
You're the damn boss, Canché.
Put on some gloves!
So grumpy, Inés.
Just like my wife.
Hmm. You wish.
- You have security cameras?
- [Ramiro] Yes.
I'm gonna take the recordings.
[footsteps departing]
[door closes]
[distant siren wails]
Afternoon.
[Latin guitar music playing]
Hey, that 90s look
from The Nanny suits you.
Thank you. It's a look that says,
"Don't you dare fuck with me."
Oh, I thought it said,
"Thanks for busting me out, Miguel."
Looks like she's helping us
steal the map after all.
See you in Lucas's suite!
- [chuckles]
- Does she know you put her in here?
Hey, quiet.
Huh.
She owes me now.
- [music fades out]
- [gulls calling]
- [waves crashing]
- [knocking on door]
Come in.
Thank you.
- Grab whatever you want from the bar.
- [chuckles softly]
- How old are you now, Lucas?
- I turn 18 on Monday.
[whispers] Eighteen.
Okay, and what's your role in all this?
I posted your bail.
[Miguel] Mm-hmm.
Lucas will handle the museum's security.
[Lucas] It's actually quite simple.
The museum cameras
are connected via Wi-Fi.
So all I need to do
is hack the IP addresses
and insert a still image.
It'll only take two minutes.
- [Lilí chuckles softly]
- Before Monday, it's illegal.
- [keyboard clacking]
- He's so adorable.
I'd treat him very well.
The museum will open in two days.
- [bell clanging]
- [lively music playing]
It will open its doors at 9:00 a.m.,
and that asshole, Ariel, will be there
to welcome the first visitors.
- Ten a.m
- [whirring]
[clicks tongue]we cut
the air-conditioning.
MAYAN HALL - HALLWAY
Five minutes later,
Lilí goes in.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I need to check out some of your books.
The records of these ships.
[woman] Okay, one moment please.
[Miguel] Once inside,
Lilí will inspect the security system.
Your most important task,
will be figuring out how to get the key.
This one.
[Lilí sighs, inhales sharply]
Wow. It's so hot.
Any chance you have some soda
or a glass of water?
- [man] One second.
- [sighs]
[Miguel] You'll only have minutes
before the guard returns.
[music continues]
Lilí will make a copy of the key.
She'll then place the tracker
that will guide me to the room
where the Juan de la Cosa's maps are.
Oh!
- Thank you so much, sir.
- [guard] You're welcome.
Mm!
I'm all done with the book.
[Miguel] She'll return the keys
- [keys clatter]
- as discreetly as possible.
Thank you.
[music ends abruptly]
[Miguel] Without air-conditioning,
they'll start melting.
- Hello, gentlemen. A little warm, no?
- Ariel won't allow his guests to sweat
- Yes, sir.
- or the books to be damaged.
Well, fix that fucking thing!
[Miguel] By the time
the air-conditioning techs arrive,
we'll be waiting for them.
[Lilí sighs]
[Miguel] Lilí, you'll need to change fast
and intercept them before they enter.
They'll arrive through the front door.
They fixed it. Didn't they tell you?
Oh. Well, it's fine now. Sorry, gentlemen.
[Latin music continues]
[Miguel] They'll let us through
without suspecting anything.
MAYAN HALL - OLMEC HALL
We'll have to access the rooftop.
- Oh fuck.
- Look. Over there. There.
[squeaks]
[Miguel] One p.m.,
I enter the ventilation system.
Aah!
Six p.m., the museum closes for the day,
and they start preparing
for the opening gala.
[grunts, exhales]
[earpiece beeps]
[whispers] Aluxe to Hummingbird.
Aluxe to Hummingbird.
Why am I the Hummingbird?
- Why couldn't you be the damn hummingbird?
- Shh.
Six-thirty p.m.,
the cocktail party begins.
Ariel will be welcoming
the illustrious guests.
- My wife.
- Nice to meet you.
[Miguel] Meanwhile,
I'll keep moving forward
through the ventilation system.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Lucas] Keep going straight a little more,
then turn left.
[sighs]
[grunts]
[sighs]
Why'd you stop?
Keep going. You're almost there.
I can't go straight.
It's either left or right?
[tense sting]
The ventilation pipes
don't match the plans.
What do we do?
Turn right.
Turn right?
[huffs]
[grunting]
He should be above it.
[pants, huffs]
[exhales deeply]
[hushed] The map!
[huffs] I'm here!
Wait! I have to put up the still.
It's ready. Go!
No one will suspect a thing.
And I'll drop in like a cat.
Aah! [grunts]
[ragged breathing]
[winded] That was painful.
[gasps, sighs]
[grunts]
[groans]
[sighs]
[key clattering in lock]
Son of a bitch.
It's gorgeous.
My dad would go crazy for this.
Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.
Hurry up!
[softly] Just look at it.
[camera shutter snaps]
[chuckling]
[camera shutter snaps]
[sighs]
[camera shutter snaps]
[Lilí sighs]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[camera shutter snaps]
[camera shutter snapping]
- [camera shutter snaps]
- [sighs]
[exhaling nervously]
[closes softly]
Once we have it, I'll lock it up again.
I will carefully exit
and mix in with the guests.
[sighs]
[alarm blaring]
Come on, Miguel! What'd you do?
[alarm blaring]
[upbeat Mariachi music playing]
[music ends]