Bandidos (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

1
[alarm blaring]
Shit!
- [Lucas] What did you touch?
- What? Nothing?
Everything suddenly closed.
- They must have infrared sensors.
- [keyboard clacking]
Infrared? What's he storing,
the cure for cancer?
Lucas, enough comedy!
Find me a way outta this place, will you?
That room operates on a different system.
It'll take hours to access it.
Hours? Oh, well, I wish I had some yeast.
I've got time to make bread in here.
Just stay calm.
Calm down. I'm working on it.
[Miguel] Stay calm? Really?
Are you aware that saying "calm down"
never calmed anyone down?
- [Lucas gasps]
- We're moving in.
Stay still until we get there.
[Miguel sighs]
[Lilí] We have to
help the kid out, Wilson.
There's no way outta there?
- No.
- [alarm continues]
[Miguel sighs]
I can only go back the way I got in.
[grunting]
[groans]
[sighs]
[strains]
Unh! Shit!
[grunting]
[grunts] Fucking hell!
[grumbles]
[huffs]
[sighs]
We haven't had a chance to talk,
just you and I.
And you think now is the right time?
Why are you here?
Of all the places in the fucking world,
why did you come here?
I love this place. It's a great area.
Miguel is not interested in the treasure.
Something else has caught his eye.
- I know. I know him well.
- [engine starts]
[engine revs]
Don't mess with him.
'Cause if you do,
there's no telling what I'll do.
[tires screeching]
I won't be harming a thing
if your driving kills me first.
- [Wilson scoffs]
- [engine revs]
[Ariel] I would like
to present to you all
[guests chattering]
my favorite piece.
A double sculpture
from the Preclassic era,
created over 2,000 years ago.
These twins depict the Mayan gods
Hunahpú and Ixbalanqué.
The Lord of the Birds
murdered their parents,
so they journeyed down to the underworld
to avenge their deaths,
armed with only their blowguns.
Now, allow me to introduce Mariana,
my lovely assistant,
who will finish telling you
this great story.
I have to step away, but please enjoy.
[Mariana] Hello. Good evening.
Thank you again for joining us
[soft piano music playing]
Mm. Hey. You wanna try one?
They're awesome.
We should be
looking into the dead Spaniard,
not playing guards at this museum.
[Canché chewing loudly]
So is it true
that you were kicked out of Mexico City?
And who told you
that I was kicked out, hmm?
Why else would you come work
in this fucking town? Hmm?
- Would you like one?
- Oh. I would.
- You want one?
- [chuckles softly]
Uh, so you may want to check your pants
and see if you have
everything you came with.
- [pats pants]
- No fucking way!
- That chick just took my wallet! Hey!
- [chuckling]
Ah, well, that picked up
my spirit a little.
[whimsical music playing]
I think I'll go have a beer.
[music continues]
[tires screech]
[suspenseful music playing]
- [alarm continues blaring]
- [breathing anxiously]
Oh, wait a minute.
All right, old man. Good work.
[air rushing]
[exhales deeply]
How are you doing?
- [Lucas] Bad.
- [Clinton barks]
[inhales deeply]
If you're gonna leave me stuck in here,
you could at least talk to me.
Pff. Why did you and Lilí break up?
[inhales, strained] Okay, never mind.
Can someone please explain to me
what the hell is happening?
It's room five, sir.
The silent alarm was tripped.
[alarm stops]
You fixed it? What did you do?
[computer trilling softly]
What did you do?
- It wasn't us. What did you touch?
- I didn't touch anything.
- [Lucas] You must have done something.
- [clang]
[increasing whir]
[Lucas] I've never seen this before.
Let me see what this is.
Maybe it's just a system failure.
- [faint alarm blaring]
- [whirring continues]
[funky jazz music playing]
Might be for fire suppression.
It removes all the oxygen from the air
- [gasps]
- so nothing can burn.
Do you feel short of breath or anything?
[raspy gasp]
Miguel?
- [grunts]
- [Lucas] Miguel?
[groaning]
[Lucas] Hang in there, Miguel!
Hold on! I'm trying to reverse it.
- I'm working on disabling it.
- [strains, grunts]
- [music continues]
- [keyboard clacking]
- [beeping]
- [huffs] It won't allow system access.
- There's too many firewalls!
- [grunts]
[up-tempo jazz music continues]
[groans breathlessly, sighs]
Ugh! Dude, there's no way
for me to hack that.
I'm sorry, but you need a miracle.
[grunts]
[ragged shallow gasping]
[music fades out]
[Lilí breathes heavily]
[Ariel] Miss, are you all right?
No. [breathes shakily]
I'm soaked in someone else's drink.
My heel broke, and I don't know
where to find the bathroom, and
[breathes heavily]
[Ariel] Please
- [Lilí exhales softly]
- Careful.
- [sultry bass music playing]
- [Lilí breathing softly]
You can't be here.
Sorry. This area is closed to guests.
[handcuffs clacking]
Why?
Uh, because I don't think
this is a coincidence.
- [alarm continues]
- [faint choking gasps]
Your invitation,
I need to see it.
Oh, well, it's not on me.
It must be in my coat.
[Ariel] Ah.
Or perhaps I put it in my purse.
- I apologize.
- [exhales]
[Ariel] Would you gentlemen
please escort Miss
Lilí.
uh, Lilí here?
[footsteps departing]
[guard 1] Handcuffs.
[alarm blaring]
[Wilson] Lilí is distracting Ariel.
[Lucas] No, we have to get him
out of there. He's running out of air.
- Who's running out of air?
- [Lucas chattering]
What does that mean, Lucas?
- Young man.
- [taps hood]
- Hey. I'm coming in.
- Sir, you can't leave your car here.
- [Wilson] I'm coming in.
- [Canché] Hey! It's a crosswalk!
- [alarm blaring]
- [shallow gasping]
- [door trills, clanks]
- [Miguel choking]
[guard 2] See? I told you,
it was a failure in our system, sir.
[scoffs] A failure in our system?
You couldn't find your own asses,
even if you had a map.
Possible intruder
in the ventilation ducts.
It must have been Miguel.
[jazz band playing]
[sighs softly]
Where are you, you fucking rat?
[exhales irritatedly]
TAVITIAN MUSEUM
[breathing heavily]
[gasps]
[chuckles] Hey, hey, hey.
Good to see you again.
- [man] Nice to see you.
- [Wilson] Are you enjoying
[inhales deeply]
[Miguel gasping]
Lucas! Lucas!
[Lucas gasps] Miguel?
You're alive! [panting]
Miguel, is that you?
[hushed] Call an ambulance.
- [Lucas] You're alive!
- [pants, hushed] Yeah, but not for long.
- [indistinct chatter]
- [Miguel groaning]
- [Wilson] Miguel.
- Uh.
- [Wilson] Just fall.
- Huh?
Come on, I'll catch you.
- No. [pants]
- [Wilson] Do it, asshole.
[hushed] Hurry! Let go, dude!
- [Miguel straining]
- Let go. I got you.
- [Miguel] Catch me!
- Do it, already!
- Catch me!
- I'll catch you! Shit!
- [Miguel whimpers]
- Oh!
- [guests gasp nearby]
- [groans]
[jazz music continues]
- That was some catch.
- With my bad back? Are you nuts?
- [sighs] Your back.
- What happened? I'm glad you're okay.
It's the weather, I think. I don't know.
Hey, uh, we better check on the car
before it gets towed away,
and wait for Lilí.
- You brought Lilí?
- Yeah.
Oh. [groans]
Ugh I'm such an idiot.
[indistinct chatter]
[soft piano music playing]
[sighs]
Thank you.
Mm!
Miguel, hey! What a surprise!
Oh, I wasn't going to miss
your pretentious opening.
Yeah. Man, who are you wearing?
And, man, that hair,
I love that you keep combing it,
trying to make yourself look taller.
- Did I even invite you?
- Actually, you invited my father.
He'd love you to stop talking
about his Alzheimer's in interviews.
- Ah, he'll just forget.
- Touché.
So, tell me,
what were you doing in the room
of the incunabulum of Juan de la Cosa?
Juan de la Cosa?
The free food is why I came.
But the salmon is low quality.
Hey.
You wouldn't care
if security patted you down, would you?
- [under breath] Man.
- There you are.
[Miguel grunts]
[Ariel] Lilí.
I see you're feeling better.
So much better.
Though I may have to throw this gown out.
I see. Hmm. I probably should have
left you in handcuffs.
- Too late.
- [Miguel sighs]
- I'll wait in the car.
- Mm.
Don't be long, all right?
[Miguel sighs deeply]
[high heels clacking]
Anyway, you Oh, you wanted
to have security pat me down, right?
- Hey. What is this?
- [Miguel sighs]
Here you go.
Uh, excuse me, beautiful.
Have you seen a brunette
with curly hair walk by?
- Was she dressed like a waitress?
- Yes.
- That way.
- Oh.
Oh, uh, be careful, miss.
She's stealing wallets. [grumbles]
[footsteps departing]
You owe me one.
[scoffs]
Ungrateful little brat.
Hello. [chuckles]
- Oh, no. Your jacket tore.
- Oh, nah, that's the new style.
[chuckles softly]
- Uh, so what's up with that kiss?
- What kiss?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh! You mean when I kissed you.
Nothing. Just a work requirement.
- I felt something there.
- No. Zero.
It was love.
What's up with Ariel? Is he married?
Come on, that asshole is gay.
Oh, whatever. I'm not that naive.
[sighs] My car has been towed.
So you owe me some money.
Ugh.
[huffs irritatedly, sighs]
[Miguel sighs] Wil
- Wil
- [Wilson] No.
[door opens]
[Lucas] Cell phones.
They'll go in the refrigerator.
Blocks the signals.
[Wilson sighs]
Let me download these photos before.
[Wilson sighs] Hmm.
- [Lilí exhales softly]
- [Wilson sighs]
This all seems like bullshit to me, kid.
You know this isn't a spy show, right?
Wanna end up like the Spaniard
with a filleted belly, use your phone.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[Lucas] It's not bullshit, dude.
[upbeat Latin guitar music playing]
[computer trilling]
[printer whirs]
[music drowns out background]
- Now, we have to find out where this is.
- [music fades out]
[inhales deeply, sighs]
- Look, look, look, look.
- Where?
- Here.
- Which one?
This is it.
But where's the "X"?
Could that be it? The moon is the "X."
It's surrounded by water.
Yep, what the Mayans called "dzonot."
A cenote.
Yeah, yeah. Which of the three?
Perhaps all three.
Yeah? So what now?
We do trial and error
and drop down into all three, one by one?
Stop fartin' around, Miguel!
[Wilson sighs]
[sighs] Ah.
[groans wearily, sighs]
[Lilí] Those cenotes
must be full of tunnels.
[Miguel, over headphones]
Yes, it's a labyrinth.
[Lilí] Someone is going to
have to guide us around.
Lucas would have to come with us.
[mysterious music playing]
[sighs] No way. I can't go anywhere.
My parents will be back tonight.
Not to mention, I read there's Zika virus,
dengue fever, chikungunya
Relax. I'll buy you bug repellent.
[clears throat] Illegal.
[Lilí] If you want me to help you,
listen to me.
We're going to need a really good diver.
[keyboard clacking in background]
A girl diver.
- [computer trills]
- Guys, the pizza's ready!
[typing quickly]
THEY'RE SPYING ON US!!!
[tense music playing]
[cell phone chimes]
I had to respond to a text.
It was only for a second, that's all.
- Hey! What?
- [Miguel whispers] Asshole!
We asked for one thing!
Do you want them to know
where the cenote is?
Some of us have work to do, asshole.
- Now what the hell are we supposed to do?
- I don't understand what you're saying.
- Look at these symbols.
- [Miguel grunts]
- Actually, they're glyphs.
- Whatever.
See how the cenotes
are in the same place, right?
They're in the same position.
Symbolizing what?
[Miguel sighs]
This is the crocodile.
This one's the dog, Oc.
And this one over here could be the eagle.
The eagle or
[Lilí] The moon?
[chuckles softly] See?
[chuckling]
[sucks teeth] Ahh, man, we are good.
We found our cenote, everyone!
It's at the bottom-right of this thing!
No.
It's
[chuckles softly] Hmm.
[Miguel] Ah well, that's all.
Let's load all the equipment. Let's go!
[snoring]
[snorts]
- [sighs deeply]
- [Inés clicking pen]
[snoring]
[gasps, sighs]
[clucking tongue]
- [trills lips]
- [keyboard clacks]
[Canché snoring]
[drum beating softly]
[key clacks]
- [intriguing pan flute music playing]
- [keys clack]
[keys clack]
[key clacking rapidly]
[key clacking rapidly]
- [comm beeps]
- [indistinct chatter over police radio]
[key clacks]
[keys clacking]
[upbeat guitar music playing]
[Canché snoring softly]
- [Inés] We're going to the River Hotel.
- [grunts]
- We have a suspect to pursue.
- [grumbles] Holy shit!
[groans]
[suspenseful string music playing]
[rhythmic music playing]
- [music ends]
- Have you seen him?
Yes, he works here.
But I think he's late today.
Let me go check for you.
[telephone ringing]
[Canché sighs]
- Don't forget, we need to get repellent.
- Your repellent, okay.
- I already got some.
- [Miguel chuckles]
- Boss, you always look so handsome.
- The police are looking for you.
Police?
[whimsical percussive music playing]
[marimba keys fluttering]
[Wilson sighs]
[sighs]
I guess I'll see you in the van.
[chuckles softly, exhales]
[gasps dramatically]
Oh, my luggage! A thief!
Somebody stole my bag!
Excuse me. A thief took my bag, guys.
Please hurry. He stole it.
Did you not hear me? Uh
[hesitates] Can you help me?
This guy stole my bag. My luggage!
- [percussive music continues]
- [Lilí] Hurry up!
- He stole it!
- Hey!
- [Miguel] Oh! Run!
- [Inés] Hey!
- Yeah, I'm gonna help this lady, Inés.
- Hey! Police!
- [Lucas pants]
- [Miguel] Run!
Do I know you from somewhere?
- Have you heard of Palermo?
- Palermo?
What's a Palermo?
- [thrilling rock music playing]
- [Miguel strains, grunts]
Over here! Over here!
- [Lucas panting] Wah!
- Watch out! Good morning.
[Lucas] What did you do
to piss off the cops?
I don't know! Exist?
[Inés grunts]
- [Miguel] This way!
- [Lucas pants]
[Miguel] Come on! Hurry!
- Out of the way, please!
- [grunts] Hey!
[Lucas whimpers, pants]
Kids, the next woman you see, tickle her!
Coming through!
[Miguel] Uh! Aah! Run!
[both panting]
[children clamoring]
[Miguel groans]
[grunting]
- [Lucas pants, murmurs anxiously]
- Keep moving!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
- Wil!
- [Inés] Hey!
- [Lucas panting]
- [Miguel] Wil!
- Wil, start the car!
- Hey!
- Hey, stop! Police!
- [Miguel] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Hey!
- [Miguel] Let's go! Let's go!
- Police! Stop!
- She's here! Have a nice day!
[music ends]
- [groans]
- [Canché chuckling]
Look, Inés.
- [breathes heavily]
- That Italian girl is a real actress.
[chuckles] And pretty.
- [chuckles]
- [Inés] What are you doing?
[Canché] What I do?
- She's a famous actress.
- For the love of God.
[dog barking in distance]
[keys jangle]
[lock clacks]
[rusty hinges squeal]
[door slams]
[girl] Morning.
Itzé,
Zazil,
I'm home.
- What did you bring us?
- What did you bring me?
- I got you cookies.
- Cookies!
- [Zazil] Yay!
- But after you eat dinner.
Or else mom will get angry.
And there's another surprise in here,
but you have to close your eyes.
No peeking.
Got 'em closed tight?
- Okay, open!
- [both gasp]
- [kids giggle]
- [girl chuckles]
Check and see if I got the sizes right.
I didn't hear you come in.
No worries, Mom.
Why don't you shower? I'll make lunch.
- Thank you, sweetie.
- [rapping on door]
Hello?
- [intriguing music playing]
- [rapping on door]
Who is it?
Hello, hello. Hello, ma'am.
The hell do you want?
I don't owe you a thing.
No, it's about a job we want to offer you.
I'm not interested.
You're a pretty good diver.
- You saw, right?
- [Miguel] Extraordinary.
Fifteen thousand pesos
for one day's work.
Make it 20 and I want it in advance.
You got a deal. [chuckles]
- [door closes]
- [music ends]
You can't be serious.
That ratty girl?
It's just that the other day
["Contando Lunares"
by Don Patricio playing]
- [lyrics in Spanish]
- [Latin trap music drowns out background]
- [in English] Oh, a rat!
- [Lilí] My dog's name is Clinton.
[engine starts, revs]
- [Wilson] Let's go!
- [Miguel] Lucas, we have to go to an ATM.
Miguel, seriously, my parents
are gonna freak when they see the balance.
[Miguel chuckles]
And when they see that amount multiplied
by a thousand, they're gonna faint.
- Get it?
- [pats leg]
- Okay, fine.
- Hey, are you gonna be long?
N-N-No, not really.
The maximum withdrawal is 8,000,
so I have to trick it to get your 20.
Wow!
- You've got to show me that sometime.
- Whenever you want. [chuckles softly]
You shouldn't be staring.
What the hell is that?
It's fugly.
You're fugly.
[Miguel] That's it! That is it!
- Here.
- Nope.
What the hell?
You get the other half after.
- Lucas!
- Hey-hey-hey!
[Miguel chuckles] Let's go!
- [in singsong] Let's go!
- The rat's not coming.
[Miguel] That's right. Let's do it. Ha-ha.
- Yeah, if I go, the rat is coming.
- [Miguel] I'm ready.
Hi, Clinton.
Are we going on a picnic or what?
[Miguel] No, not a picnic,
but you're gonna like it.
[inhale sharply, strains]
- [door slams]
- [guitar music playing]
[girl] You guys are a weird group.
How do you know each other?
Ah. So Wilson here
has known me since I was born.
He's my dad's little brother.
And the stuck-up girl?
- Hmm. Be careful, princess.
- [inhales deeply] Lilí is my ex.
That was in another [trills lips]
A very long time ago.
Before I knew anything about life,
or men, for that matter.
And this kid?
Don't you get tired
of playing that all day?
I'm not playing.
I'm adjusting the processor.
Look. I developed this.
What do your parents do?
Eh, boring stuff.
What she wants to know
is how rich they are, Lucas. No?
And what about you?
Do you only steal from tourists?
- Or do you work?
- And what do you do?
We're all thieves, honey.
You haven't told me
what I'm supposed to get out of the water.
- [upbeat jazz music playing]
- For real?
[sighs] Nothing down there, sir.
- Take one more look.
- I can't. It's too narrow for me.
[sighs deeply]
[jazz music continues]
[gun clacks]
[boss] Find me a skinnier guy.
[music fading out]
[mellow guitar music playing]
[girl moans, sighs]
Shit. The cops!
All right, calm down. Calm down.
Wake up! I'll take care of it.
Take it easy. I got this. No worries.
Don't say a thing.
Hi there.
- License. Circulation card.
- Of course.
[tense music playing]
[Lilí sighs deeply]
I'm afraid this is expired.
Okay.
[sighs] It's just
[clicks tongue]we're kind of in a hurry.
Maybe there's another way? Hmm?
[scoffs] Are you trying
to bribe an officer?
No! No, no, no.
- [sighs]
- All right. Out of the van.
You want everyone out?
You guys stay seated.
[sighs] Okay, thanks.
- [Wilson] You see, I
- [door closes]
I wasn't trying to bribe you, officer.
- [soundscape muffles]
- [Wilson chattering indistinctly]
They were waiting for us.
What makes you say that?
'Cause that cop has
a fucking picture of your ass.
[whispers] Me?
Man.
Remember Tijuana?
Those guys weren't police, Lilí.
Fine. We'll let them arrest us
and lose your treasure.
What treasure?
All right, fuck it. Tijuana.
[inhales deeply, groans]
[sighs]
Okay.
[Lilí sighs]
Who can drive a car?
Who can drive a car well?
- [Wilson] But why did you stop us?
- Because you look suspicious.
- Wil it's fine.
- [Wilson chuckles]
- What is?
- [Miguel] It's over. They caught us.
- [Wilson] What?
- Let's just show them what's in the trunk.
In the trunk?
[inhales sharply] What we brought
from Tijuana. [sighs]
- Open the trunk. Open the trunk!
- [Wilson sighs]
- Open it!
- Sure.
[Wilson grumbles, sighs]
- Oh, man, I hate this.
- You like it.
- Now!
- [cops] Aah!
["Deceptacon" by Le Tigre playing]
- [Miguel] Woo-hoo-hoo!
- [Wilson yells] Aah!
- [Lilí laughs]
- Tijuana!
[Lilí] Tijuana!
- [Miguel] Oh yeah! Tijuana!
- [Lilí] Tijuana! Tijuana!
- [Lilí chuckling]
- Honestly, you guys are pretty cool.
Aah!
- [Lilí chuckling]
- [Miguel grunting]
[straining groans]
[Wilson] I hate you!
- Huh?
- I hate you a lot!
When you have your money,
we'll be laughing so hard, Uncle!
Not if I die along the way,
you crazy asshole!
Stop exaggerating!
- [bullet ricochets]
- Oh, shit! Ah, dude!
- Oh!
- [gunshot]
If I get outta here alive, you're dead!
Do you hear me?
- What?
- You will be dead!
- I cannot hear you!
- [gunshots]
- Watch the pothole!
- [tires screech]
[both grunting]
- Be careful!
- Hey, blondie, I got this. Take it easy.
[music continues]
So, do you regret not staying
in your presidential suite?
No.
Not at all.
This is better than GTA.
You're so policy free
And your fantasy wheels ♪
And everything you think
And everything you feel ♪
Is all right, all right
All right, all right, all right ♪
STATE GUARD
- See you later ♪
- [music ends]
- [Miguel breathes heavily]
- [grunts] Tijuana? Great idea.
- [groans] Great idea.
- Ugh. Excuse me.
[vomits]
Our little one's carsick.
- [Lucas groans]
- Ugh.
- So beautiful, but so frail.
- [Lucas retching]
[phone unlocks]
[Miguel] I have good news for you all.
[marimba keys fluttering]
We're almost there.
I can feel it.
Today is the day we get rich.
- Ugh!
- [buzzing]
I hate mosquitoes.
- [sighs]
- God, nature is overrated.
Hey, what if they come?
We'll already be gone when they get there.
[girl] Ooh!
[laughing]
Wow!
Ah. Look at that.
Oof!
[Miguel inhales, grunts]
[sighs]
- This is cool, huh?
- Cool.
[Miguel chuckles]
- Any word on Miguel Morales?
- Mm-mm.
No, sir, nothing. Not since
we lost them at the checkpoint.
But they should be here soon.
We heard the blonde
clearly indicate it was this cenote.
[intriguing music playing]
[sighs]
[girl] I see why you brought me.
[Miguel] According to the Popol Vuh,
the underworld was underground.
And the Mayans used caves
as their entrance to Xibalbá.
- Miguel, we don't care.
- What?
Fine. Stay ignorant.
Be careful on your way down.
Those stairs are very old.
[whizzing]
Hey, Wilson, aren't you coming down?
Someone has to pull the treasure up.
Hey kid, they're waiting on you. Go.
[water bubbling]
[gasps] Woo!
[chuckles] Oh my God!
Perfect ten.
Hey, get this on
or else you're gonna get sick.
[girl catches breath]
- Here.
- [Miguel chuckles]
Think the treasure's still down there?
Obviously.
I have a really good feeling about it.
[chuckles softly]
Well, but if the conqueror had the map,
why didn't he take it himself?
Maybe because
they didn't have Citlali or Lucas.
Hmm? Or me.
[scoffs softly]
- [splash]
- What is that?
- [Lucas] It uses sound waves.
- [beeping]
[Lucas] The same way dolphins use sonar.
It's to locate you,
so you'll have one of these too. Here.
Now we overlay it
onto the two-dimensional map
we got from the dead Spaniard.
[keyboard clacking]
You're all set. Look.
You're the blue dot here.
And this red dot,
that's where you have to go.
It's about 100, 150 meters deep.
So put this on,
and it's gonna guide you straight to it.
Are you gonna whisper sweet things
the whole time I'm underwater?
- [Lucas chuckles]
- [Citlali] I saw you checkin' out my butt.
- [keys clack]
- Um
[Miguel inhales]
You'll be able to hear me,
but I won't hear you.
These work same as above water.
You'll also have a lifeline.
[whimsical music playing]
[exhales]
[sniffs]
[exhales deeply]
[keypad clacks]
[keypad clacking]
Hmm.
Can someone tell me
what it is I'm trying to find?
You'll know when you see it.
[music continues]
[air hisses]
[Miguel chuckles]
[music ends]
[Lucas] You have to keep going forward,
like 30, 40 meters.
[Citlali breathing softly through scuba]
[cable whizzing]
[keyboard clacking]
You're doing great.
When the tunnel forks, go left.
[Citlali breathing softly through scuba]
She's not human.
It's like Elon Musk created her. [laughs]
What?
[keypad clacking]
[Wilson sighs]
- [cell phone vibrates]
- [Wilson gasps softly]
UNKNOWN NUMBER
DO YOU HAVE THE MONEY?
[Wilson sighs] Hmm.
[soft guitar music playing]
ALMOST, TOMORROW!
UNKNOWN NUMBER
PAY YOUR DEBT OR WE'LL CHOP YOU TO PIECES
[exhales deeply]
- [blows]
- [messages bloop]
[sighs]
- [beep]
- So if we do find this treasure
what will you do with your share?
- Hmm. I'm gonna take my dad on a trip.
- [beep]
One last trip around the world
with what's left in his head.
[cable whizzing]
Oh, and a new molar.
- Ooh, a gold one.
- Maybe a gold one.
- [beep]
- [Wilson] It's gotta be a gold one.
- [Lilí chuckles]
- Stay over to your left.
[Wilson] How 'bout you, Lilí?
Any money plans?
- [clears throat]
- [beep]
- I don't really dream.
- [beep]
[Wilson] None of us are buying that.
What about you, kid?
- [beep]
- I'll play video games day and night.
[laughs] That's what you already do.
[chuckles]
Yeah, except I could get my own place,
away from my mom's constant nagging
to settle down
and preserve the family legacy.
[Citlali breathing softly through scuba]
[inhales deeply]
- [beep]
- Well, since you asked,
I was thinking
- maybe surgery.
- [beep]
A little lipo and a lift.
I'll have a six-pack.
Like a middle-aged Adonis.
I'll be like a local attraction
for young tourists.
[chuckling]
- Yeah.
- [beep]
Or you could go to the gym, you lazy ass.
- [Wilson] I don't think so.
- Hey, listen.
We have a problem, guys.
Citlali isn't moving.
[gasping]
[Lucas] Citlali?
- Citlali, are you there?
- [keys clacking]
- [beep]
- I had to drop the tank.
[sighs] I'm gonna continue on my own.
- [beep]
- No, wait!
Wait!
It's been almost three minutes.
[tense mysterious music playing]
[breathing anxiously]
LOST CONNECTION
[gasps] Oh my Lord.
The receiver lost power!
[pants]
No, no, no, no, no!
[panting, grunts]
It must be the batteries.
Tell me someone has double-A's!
Wait, you won't believe it, but [scoffs]
Here we are.
[vibrating]
- Just replaced these.
- How lucky for us.
[vibrating continues]
- [vibrating ends]
- [Lilí grunts]
Here you go.
Sorry. We're in a hurry. Citlali needs us!
I have an idea.
There are three straws.
Two long and one short.
[scoffs] Fuck your straws! I'm going.
Where's the small tank?
Well, he definitely likes her.
What a waste.
The bullshit we do when we're in love.
You were gonna cheat with the straws
before he jumped in. Admit it.
Of course.
You think I'd actually let you jump in?
[suspenseful ambient music playing]
[gasping]
[chuckles]
- [beep]
- [Citlali] I saw it!
I saw it! I saw it!
I ran out of air, but I know where it is.
Hell yes! Hell yes!
I told you. I told you. I told you.
- Do you think you can reach it?
- [beep]
Of course, but I want a percentage. Okay?
I knew that was coming.
- [grumbles]
- [beep]
You guys have been talking
about this treasure all damn day.
Don't play dumb.
- [beep]
- [gasps]
- Why are you here?
- Are you okay?
- [chuckles]
- The receiver for comms went down.
And I was worried.
- [Citlali chuckles]
- [beep]
- Okay, you get five percent.
- [beep]
- [beep]
- [Citlali] I want 20.
- There are five of us, right?
- Is she seriously negotiating under there?
Twenty percent, or nothing.
Hey, she's risking her life too, man.
It seems fair to me.
Sure, because you're a millionaire
and you're drooling over her.
- [beep]
- Miguel, rule number seven.
Yes, I know, Wil! I get it!
- [beep]
- Okay, then.
Twenty percent.
- [comms beeping]
- [Citlali] Deal.
Okay, then. Here I go.
I I'll go with you.
No. You can't reach it. [chuckles]
[soft guitar music playing]
What was that for?
- Because you came to save me.
- [Lucas chuckles softly]
[urinating]
[Miguel] Wil. We did it, Unc.
The treasure is ours.
[gun cocks]
Do you know how many people
have searched for this?
It's thought to be
the greatest treasure ever seen.
The treasure of Aj Took,
the last snake king.
- I know. You're not interested.
- [both gasping]
- Was there a golden jaguar?
- [Citlali sighs]
[Miguel breathes excitedly]
I thought it'd be
a little bigger than that.
What is it?
I don't know.
It looks like a 16th-century compass.
- There wasn't more down there?
- Are you serious? [scoffs]
If you want, dive down there, asshole.
[rattling]
- [marimba music fluttering]
- [Miguel gasps]
[mysterious music playing]
[eerie ambient music echoes]
[Miguel chuckles softly]
What is it?
No idea.
- [Lilí] So then what's that for?
- I have no idea, but I'm gonna find out.
- [Citlali] That was the stupid treasure?
- [chuckles] Wil!
[chuckles, gasps]
[threatening music plays]
Hand over whatever you found.
Don't give them anything! [grunts]
We didn't find anything.
Only an empty little tin.
- But there wasn't any
- I want the moon stone now, okay?
[hushed] How the heck
does he know what we found?
Mr. Morales,
did you think we were going to find
all of the Kaan Dynasty treasure
in a rusty little tin?
[both exhale softly]
Now give me that.
[huffs, exhales softly]
[sighs]
And if I drop it in the cenote?
You know, that's very deep,
and the bottom's sand. It'll get lost.
Let them go or I'll drop it.
Okay, fine.
Lower the weapons.
Put down your weapons.
Let them leave.
Go! Hurry!
Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.
[tense music playing]
[breathes heavily]
Now, give me the stone.
- [gulps]
- [exhales irately]
- [exhales]
- What did you do, you moron?
Get him now!
Stop his friends, and kill them also.
[tense music swells]
[music fades out]
[upbeat steel pan music playing]
[suspenseful string music playing]
[music fades out]