Bandidos (2024) s01e07 Episode Script

El tesoro

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- [solemn drumbeat]
- [gas hissing]
- [tense music fading in]
- [metallic rattling]
[music fades out]
[monitor beeps]
[Octavio] What?
[Inés] The live feed.
They've been in the same position
for a while now.
It's a damn loop!
- They've tricked us.
- Motherfuckers!
[Octavio grunting]
- They locked us up!
- You can't do it like that
Oh! Okay.
[Citlali knocking on door]
[dramatic music playing]
Hey! Freeze! Drop the gun! Turn around!
What are you doing here,
and how did you get in?
- [Inés] Hello?
- [Octavio] Hello?
Hey!
Hey!
[Octavio] Hey!
- Hey! Are you okay?
- Shit! How does this door open?
[Inés] Hey! Shit!
[Octavio] They're using a lever. Help me!
[both grunting]
[Octavio] Argh!
A little more!
[Octavio, Inés groaning]
That's it! That's it!
[music fades out]
[Miguel] Wil!
Wil!
[panting] Wil. Wil.
- Well done, young one.
- [laughs]
Easy, easy, easy.
Don't strain yourself. Easy.
Do you think you'd get rid of me
that easily, Miguel?
[Wilson coughing]
- [Octavio] What do we do with this one?
- Any ideas?
- We can just leave him here.
- [Miguel] Octavio. Let him go.
Really?
[Miguel] See!
[Inés] Walk!
In the end,
Ixbalanqué resurrected his brother.
- Shut up, you idiot! Inés.
- He needs a hospital.
No, no. Screw that.
Let's go to the treasure.
- He has to go to a hospital or he'll die.
- [Ariel] Leave me at Dr. Pérez's clinic.
- [Wilson] I gotta tell you something.
- [Miguel] What the fuck!
[poignant guitar music playing]
I have cancer.
I get the chance
to not die in a depressing hospital.
That's all I'm asking.
Rule number 12. [chuckles]
Get to the treasure before those assholes.
[groans] Let's go sailing!
[Wilson coughing]
[blows]
[exhales deeply]
[Miguel] How are you doing
with the morphine?
Great. Thank you.
[Miguel sighing]
[music ends]
[footsteps approaching]
[clears throat softly]
Miguel. Octavio wants you.
He says to go upstairs.
Go.
- Don't worry, I'm not dying yet.
- [Miguel chuckles]
- [Miguel exhales]
- [Wilson sighs]
Can you pass me my bag?
Open it.
Yes. Take it out.
- What? This thing?
- [chuckling]
- The pork rind turned into papyrus?
- [chuckling] No, the yellow envelope.
[Lilí] Disgusting.
Open it.
I don't have much time.
MEXICO
PASSPOR
[optimistic music playing]
Daniela.
I like it.
Are you gonna tell me
what your real name is now?
No. Not until you tell me
about your leg, hmm?
Never! [chuckles]
We all gotta keep secrets.
Are you gonna leave him again?
I'm not good for him.
And you know it.
But he's good for you.
Can you help me stand up?
I need some air.
[Octavio] Where were they shipwrecked?
Between Yucatán and Cuba.
Son of a bitch! Between Cuba and Yucatán?
There's millions of kilometers
between Cuba and Yucatán!
Always so angry. [chuckles]
Yeah.
Scheming venomous snake.
You're so ugly.
[both laughing]
[sighs]
[Wilson grumbles softly]
[inaudible]
What a beautiful name.
It really fits.
Africa.
- Some tiger crossed my [laughing]
- There's no tigers in Africa.
[inaudible]
[Miguel sighs]
- [Miguel] Am I missing the party?
- [Wilson] Never.
Take very good care of him.
[Wilson sighs]
[Miguel sighs]
How you doin'?
Slowly dying, dumbass.
Can I have a cigar?
[Miguel sighs]
Why didn't you tell me that you're sick?
Because
dealing with your dad was enough.
So delicious.
Really gonna miss cigars.
Leave me in the ocean, Miguel.
All right?
And I don't want you to cry.
I want you to party.
Everyone drinking.
And dancing.
Expressing love.
And I want you to keep
my share of the treasure. Okay?
That's it.
[melancholy piano music playing]
Why did I get everyone
involved with this mess?
- We're never finding that damn treasure.
- Why do you say that?
Do you know how many people before you
have tried to find that treasure?
Including your dad.
Look how far you've come!
I'm so proud of you.
This has been
the greatest adventure of my life.
You need to trust yourself, Miguel.
Wil, please don't fall asleep.
[quavers] Wil!
Wil.
Wil.
[music intensifies]
[music fades out]
["La Llorona" playing on guitar]
[singing in Spanish]
[song ends]
The greatest treasure
that no one ever saw.
[whimsical music playing]
[music intensifies]
So we don't have
the slightest idea where we are, correct?
That's right.
The reality is
it would take us months to explore
the marine zone between Cuba and Yucatán.
Look! Look, look, look.
- It does smell like burnt pork rinds.
- Yeah.
The Spaniard mentioned something
about the map containing some weird holes.
- Like a code.
- Like a code.
- [Inés] Hmm.
- Inés, can I borrow your pen?
No, no, no. This is one of my favorites.
Oh God,
you have hundreds that are identical.
- Well, I really like all of my pens.
- I'll give it back.
- Something wasn't making sense.
- [tense music playing]
Why would Francisco de Montejo
leave as an inheritance,
a map that is completely useless?
Eh?
[Lucas] I don't know.
[Lilí] What?
Oh, come on! What's going on?
What was used to navigate
in the time of the Phoenicians?
[Octavio] Hmm?
[gentle guitar music playing]
[Miguel] The stars!
How's it going?
I'm converting the positions of the stars
into degrees for navigation.
Looking at the position
of these specific stars
when Francisco de Montejo
was shipwrecked in 1550,
- I can deduce that it's
- Lucas.
Mm-hmm?
- It's not important.
- Hmm.
[Lucas] Sorry. It should be right here.
No. It doesn't make sense.
A ship that size can't get in there.
It'd be shipwrecked.
Montejo didn't want the ship to be
inspected. That's why he went for it.
He boldly took the dangerous path, and
things went wrong!
[Octavio] With favorable winds,
we'll arrive before dawn.
I don't want to alarm anyone,
but that means we're being followed.
[Octavio] But we're ahead of them.
Well how about we celebrate this?
Right?
[melodic guitar music playing]
- The weapons.
- Okay.
Fuck.
[music fades out]
[sighs]
[knocking at door]
[Lucas] Lilí?
[clears throat] Yep Yeah?
So, tell me, what's the problem?
That you can't
- No, no, no. Quite the opposite.
- The opposite shouldn't be a problem.
No, what I mean is [grunts]
What? Say it!
I I finish before starting.
Okay.
And how exactly can I help you with that?
It's just
I'm sure you have a lot of experience.
- N No! What I mean to say is that you
- I know. I know what you're trying to say.
Let's see.
Have you ever of heard tantric sex?
Take off your clothes.
Hmm?
There are no miracle remedies.
But try to relax and clear your mind.
- [calming music playing]
- Imagine that only the now exists.
This moment.
And flow without fear.
Sex has to be a safe place.
Free, without judgment.
It's all about
connecting with the other person.
Knowing her.
Listening to her.
Being in her. Not in your head.
Breathe deeply.
- Slowly.
- [exhales slowly]
[Lucas] Why are you here?
I don't know if I can last.
It's just I I It's just that
the boat moves a lot, and
[Citlali] Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
But I move more, Lucas. [chuckles]
Do you know why gold is so valuable?
Because it's from space.
From meteorites millions of years ago
that merged with the ocean.
That's all there is.
I'm sorry.
Wil loved you very much.
He's the one
who loved me the most, you know.
You have a new passport?
Are you gonna leave again?
[inhales deeply, sighs]
I'm here now.
["Nueva Vida (Bandidos version"
by Peso Pluma playing]
[Inés] They're not showing up
on the radar anymore.
That doesn't mean they're not there.
They could be farther back.
You were a good soldier.
Why did you become a criminal?
Crime killed innocence
just to attain a prize.
And innocence fought with all its might
against the attempts of crime.
Wow. [chuckles]
[Citlali, Lucas groaning]
Are they?
[groaning continues]
[music intensifies]
[Citlali moaning]
[sighs]
[Lucas] Oof!
How was it?
How about a third round?
[both laughing]
[music fades out]
The people looking for me
- [poignant music playing]
- they will never stop.
But you're going to be very rich.
You'll be able to buy your freedom.
Miguel,
they won't settle for money this time.
[music stops]
[dark calypso music playing]
[music stops]
Morning! Did my children sleep well?
- [Lucas chuckling]
- [music reprises]
And the boat from last night?
- It didn't show up on the radar again.
- [music stops]
So maybe, and
and when I say maybe I mean perhaps,
we threw them off our trail.
This is it!
- [Citlali] All right!
- [Miguel] We're here?
Fucking Francisco.
The time for justice is here.
We will return to Mexicans
everything that was stolen.
Yeah. Sure. Awesome.
But what about us, dude?
- We deserve it more, no?
- A little.
- [gas hisses]
- There you go.
- [Citlali chuckles]
- Now go get your treasure.
[apprehensive music fading in]
There better be a treasure.
[music intensifies]
[Octavio] Does anyone see any bubbles?
- No?
- No.
[bell ringing]
[music fading out]
There.
[dark classical music playing]
[music becomes optimistic]
[Inés] Yes!
[music fades out]
[gasps softly]
So? Now what?
I said we should've brought
some kind of explosives.
You're never opening that
with a little hammer.
[dramatic music playing]
Francisco, Pedro, and Alonso
find the treasure.
- One likes food, one likes to party
- [Lilí] You already told us that.
[Miguel] Yeah, yeah. I know.
But, Francisco de Montejo liked to gamble.
He was a con man.
I'm sure it was his idea
to make a safe with three keys.
He claimed the three keys wouldn't work
separately, but that was a lie.
He never planned to share the treasure.
Pedro died in 1541 in Nochistlán.
Allegedly, in combat.
Alonso de Ávila
died one year later in San Luis Potosí.
- [music stops]
- He didn't look for the other keys.
Because his key,
was the only one he needed.
- [solemn drum beating]
- A lone unique master key.
[music intensifies]
Argh! I'm afraid of breaking it.
[music stops]
- [metallic jangle]
- [gasps]
- [metallic jangle]
- Ha!
No fucking way!
[triumphant Western music playing]
- [Miguel blows, chuckles]
- [Octavio laughs]
[Inés] Wow!
- [Lucas] Look.
- [Citlali] Ha!
[Miguel] Aj Took.
- Those are emeralds.
- Yeah.
God.
- [Lilí chuckles]
- [music stops]
[Inés] These are worth a fortune.
[Lucas] Not just for the gold
but because of their antiquity.
[Citlali] Oh shit, we're rich!
- Ooh! A xolo.
- [Lilí] This is amazing.
- Did you hear that sound?
- [Lucas] Our hard work paid off!
It's just the birds.
Flying around and stuff.
I'm gonna check.
I'm sure it's the birds!
Besides, not to brag,
but I have amazing hearing.
In the army,
I was always chosen for recon missions.
- Where it was important to listen
- [Citlali] Yeah, right.
[gun cocks]
- [Miguel] Shit.
- [Citlali] Goddamn it! Again?!
[Miguel] No way.
- [big cat growls]
- [boss] Excellent work, guys.
Excellent work.
[sighs]
- [mystical music playing]
- It's beautiful, huh?
The first time I heard someone
talk about the jaguar, was your father.
What a shame.
If he had it in his hands right now,
he wouldn't remember.
Your father was like
the first archeologist in the story.
Ariel, the second.
I'm more like the third archeologist.
Load all of it.
I'm the one taking the treasure.
Kill them all!
- [sound becomes muted]
- Octavio! Octavio!
Don't shoot!
[Lilí breathing deeply]
[flesh squelches]
[quietly] You motherfucker.
This is for Wilson.
[Inés] Drop the gun!
[gunshot]
[boss groaning]
We found the treasure, Miguel.
Yes, we found it.
[music fades out]
[ominous Western music playing]
[somber drumbeat]
Gentlemen, congratulations to you all.
You found the Aj Took treasure.
But this
isn't yours to take.
This treasure should be in a museum.
By the way,
I called the police.
- They're on their way.
- Fucking Ariel, why did you do that?
[Lucas] You don't deserve this.
No wonder everyone
calls you an asshole, Ariel.
We're not leaving here empty-handed.
Why don't we just kill his ass
and leave before the police arrive?
Look, why don't
we stop being hostile and listen?
I have a proposition.
You keep the gold, and I take the jaguar.
This way, all Mexicans
can enjoy it at my museum.
[Inés] Hmm.
Where's the jaguar?
[engine rumbling]
[Miguel] Lilí?
What's this?
Hmm. I'm sorry.
- You can't take it.
- Of course I can.
No, Miguel!
You're not going to shoot, but I will.
And you know it.
[gunshot]
[breathes shakily]
[poignant music playing]
[gun clatters]
[music becomes celestial]
[music fades out]
[upbeat music playing]
[kisses]
[Lucas] On the screen, you can see your
account balance in the Cayman Islands.
If you have any questions,
the quantities are the same for everyone.
If someone wants to check something
or ask something, just let me know now.
[Citlali] All of this is mine?
Yes.
All tax-free too.
We divided Lilí's part between everybody
because I think that's fair.
And as for Wilson's,
it goes to Miguel like he had wanted.
To Wilson.
To Wilson.
[haunting music playing]
Toasting without me, nephew?
- [Citlali] That dude was an artist.
- [Lucas] He was crazy.
I've never seen work as good as his.
[Lucas] He was always grabbing my ear.
- He was so incredible.
- [Lucas chuckles]
[sighs] Wilson.
- [big cat growls]
- [music ends]
[Miguel] There it is.
[Juan] I imagined it would be bigger.
[unsettling music playing]
Yeah? Me too.
[both chuckle]
- At least I found it.
- [tuts]
Why do you do this?
You're a little old
to still be jealous of Ariel.
[sighs] You're right. Sorry. [chuckles]
Have you ever heard of Hunahpú
and Ixbalanqué, the heroic Mayan twins?
- No.
- What do you mean "no"?
- No, Dad.
- I never told you?
- No. Tell me.
- No? How strange.
- A couple of idiots.
- [laughs]
Ah, well, in the legend,
the twins were so upset over a ball game
that the gods of the underworld
challenged them.
- Ball game?
- Yep.
- You and Ariel remind me of them.
- Really?
- Yes.
- [Miguel] And who is smarter?
[Juan] Ah! Are you really
gonna start with that?
[Inés] We're finally going to be together.
I'm coming to get you!
I'm gonna give you a bunch of kisses!
Mom, I have a surprise.
A surprise? What is it?
[knocking at door]
[optimistic music playing]
[Inés gasps]
Come here! [laughing]
How?
[kissing]
Thank you.
- [child 1] Wow! Cool!
- [woman] Beautiful!
[child 2] Wow!
Is this ours?
- Yes, Mom!
- Really?
Oh, my God, honey, I can't believe it!
- [Citlali laughing]
- [Mom] Oh, it's so pretty!
[Mom squeals]
Look at the size of this place!
Yeah, I put on sunscreen.
That's great, son.
Make sure you stay hydrated.
You shouldn't be going alone, you know?
Maybe I should send security?
- When are you coming home?
- Monday, I head for Akihabara.
You're not going alone, right?
Don't you always say
I have to live my life?
Plus, it's Japan, not Syria.
We've got dinner!
- I'll call you later.
- Bye, love!
Nice, huh?
- [laughs]
- Why don't you come with me to Japan?
[sighs] Listen, Lucas,
we have to follow the plan.
- A year goes by quickly.
- Okay. We'll see each other in Paris.
- Mm-hmm.
- Promise?
- One year. In Paris.
- Okay.
[Citlali chuckles]
[dramatic musical flourish]
[Canché] Uh, she had been drifting
for a few days.
Are you family?
My boss is looking for her.
Ah, well, your boss was a bit late.
The pelicans ate her.
Can I take a photo?
Hmm? It's gonna cost you more.
[camera clicks]
[Juan grunting]
POT - ASK FOR OCTAVIO
Hmm. Wow. How
[chuckles]
Oh man! [chuckling] Um.
[dynamic music playing]
Ah!
Oh-ho! Hey, impressive service. Mmm.
What's for dinner, young man?
- Whatever you want.
- Ah!
Just call Ramiro, and the entire
restaurant will be at your disposal.
[Juan chuckles] Mmm.
Take care of him please!
Of course.
We're gonna miss you.
[music stops]
[music resumes]
- Stockholm syndrome?
- Everyone here is so boring.
[Miguel laughs]
Ramiro?
If I started a hotel,
would you come work with me?
Think about it.
- [Ramiro] No!
- Here's the pizza.
[man] Extra pepperoni.
Where should we leave them?
- [music stops]
- [Ramiro] Follow me.
["History Repeating" by the Propellerheads
feat. Shirley Bassey playing]
The word is about
There's something evolving ♪
Whatever may come
The world keeps revolving ♪
They say the next big thing is here ♪
That the revolution's near ♪
But to me, it seems quite clear ♪
That it's all just a little bit
Of history repeating ♪
Shall we go?
You have no idea
how long I waited to hear that, Lilí.
Hi, Clinton!
Lilí is dead.
She was killed by this guy Miguel.
[Miguel] Well, honestly,
she wasn't that cool.
- D'you think they believed it?
- Of course, they believed it.
I believed it.
As long as that asshole Ariel believed it.
You know the bullet almost hit me?
You know, it was a terrible idea
to ask me to shoot you.
Shall we go?
I feel terrible.
You should've seen their faces.
- I almost told them the truth.
- The less they know, the better for them.
[wearily] Yes, I know.
We go together,
but when the money runs out,
we go our own ways.
[chuckles] Yeah, sure thing.
Our own separate ways.
- So where are we going?
- Have you ever heard of the Tear of Fire?
Tear of Fire.
[Miguel] The greatest treasure
that no one ever saw.
[Lilí] Damn it, Miguel!
Woman, man, girl, and boy ♪
Feel the pain, feel the joy ♪
Aside set the little bits
Of history repeating ♪
Just little bits of history repeating ♪
And I've seen it before ♪
And I'll see it again ♪
Yes, I've seen it before ♪
Just little bits of history repeating ♪
[music fades out]
[Western music playing]
[music ends]
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