Beware The Batman s01e23 Episode Script

1 x 23 - choises beware beware beware beware the bat Previously on "Beware the Batman" Home sweet home.
I was thinking about giving myself a code name.
Something mysterious, like "Oracle".
Cool.
Seismic sensors indicate they tunneled into the bank from underneath.
We're patched in at the vault.
On it.
They have a "di Marco" We need to input the correct I coded a neat, little tool that should do the trick.
No go.
Making a couple of minor tweaks here.
Sending.
Take the cash.
Leave the jewelry.
Whoa, something stinks in here.
They came up from the sewer.
Appropriate.
Take the loot and get out! Ha! Oracle, I just hit Killer Croc with a tracker.
Getting a fix on his location now.
The tracker has come to a stop.
Oracle, I need you to access all the Gotham CCTV cameras in the subway tunnels.
Route the feeds to the batcomputer.
That's right, Croc.
You want some girl power bringing the hammer down? Oh, you're gonna cry? Well, you can wipe those eyes with my foot.
Barbara? What's going on in there? Uh, you know, just working on my blog.
What's up? Come downstairs.
There's a boy at the door for you.
A what? At the what? Creed? What are you doing here? Hey, um, at school today, in the hallway I'm sorry about that.
It's just we sort of talked about maybe doing something and Get to it, son.
Why are you at my house? Dad, this is Creed.
Creed, my dad.
Nice to meet you, Sir.
Ever been arrested? Any history of insanity or homicidal thoughts? Dad! So, let me guess.
You were embarrassed to ask me out in front of your cool friends - today at school, right? - That's not it.
I was afraid you'd say, "no.
" Everyone thinks I'm just this lug-head jock and Yes.
My answer is yes.
How about tomorrow night? Great.
I'll pick you up at 7:00.
And what kind of a name is Creed? Are his parents cult members or hippies, or something? Stop.
This is important to me.
Turn off your cop-ness this once, okay? My cop-ness? - Have you two been - Yes.
I see.
I'll make sure to have your suits de-ionized so that they're more palatable.
Any sign of him yet? Only shadowy glimpses from the feed Oracle set up.
Did you contact Gotham PD? With all the pressure Harvey Dent's putting on anyone that helps you, they're leary of getting involved unless they have something concrete, I'm afraid.
A bank robbery isn't concrete enough? Calm down.
Dent will be on the war path until the election.
As soon as he's Mayor, it will all blow over.
Until it does I know, we smell funny.
The blast residue might tell us something.
Gelignite.
A type used mainly in construction.
construction site in midtown along with 10 kilos of liquid stone? A quick-setting cement used for foundation repairs.
What is Croc up to? You want to take my picture, Batman? I want you calling in every hour, on the hour, to the minute.
Uh, no.
I'll take good care of her, Sir.
Take good care of her? What's that supposed to mean? It's Gordon.
I need your best off-duty detectives to be in my office in 15 minutes.
Sorry, folks.
Train's out of service.
Everybody off! Come and get me, Batman.
That's Gordon's daughter.
Why exactly are we doing this on our day off? So the commissioner owes us.
Shall I go over the specials again? No, that's okay.
We'll have the lobster and an order of fries.
French fries.
And lots of ketchup.
Heroes in a hole.
Struggle all you want, but liquid stone hardens in seconds.
You figured all this out with that lizard brain of yours? There's a one in three chance any train coming this way will take your line.
And when it does Ever seen chewing gum on hot pavement? Gets all melty, spread out.
Gotta scrape it off to get it up.
Should have stayed out of my way.
I'm completely stuck.
Alfred, there's been an explosion.
Killer Croc has trapped us in liquid stone down in the subway.
I have a fix on your position.
I'll bring some tools to get you out.
Train.
We can't wait for Alfred.
This looks great.
How do you eat one of these? Oh, they give you this little wrench.
Uh, sorry.
Maybe we should just order more fries.
Chaperone two, this is chaperone one.
Is the package secure? Affirmative.
They just got another order of fries.
You sure you're having a good time? Are you kidding? Most fun I've had in a long time.
Normally, I'm just home blogging.
I know.
I read your bat channel blog.
You do? Are you stalking me? What? No.
Dude, kidding.
Stalk away.
I'm just happy someone reads my blog.
Sorry.
Probably my dad checking up.
Hello? Get to a secure place, now.
You okay? What's wrong? I, uh, have to use the bathroom.
Batman, what's going on? Killer Croc trapped us on a Gotham subway track.
Ping our exact location, then access the Gotham railway system and reroute all trains away from our track.
- Now? - Yes.
Now.
Can you do this? Yeah.
Sure.
I'm on it.
Okay, Oracle, you can do this.
No.
Come on.
Stupid phone.
No, no, no.
Barbara? One bar.
Batman.
That was Too close.
We have to go.
Now.
Why? Where are we going? I'll explain.
Just come on.
Something's happening.
Package is on the move.
What do we do? What do you do? You follow them.
That's the assignment.
Where are we going? Just drive somewhere without so many buildings.
This is Gotham.
It's pretty much all building.
No.
No.
Everything okay? B and K, this is Oracle.
We have a problem.
There are four trains coming your way, and one of them is scheduled for your track.
How long? - Less than 10 minutes.
- Can you reroute it? I'm trying, but my phone keeps losing reception.
This is Katana.
Where are you? I'm, uh, on a date.
Oracle, you are aware we are about to die here.
I know.
I'm working on it.
Just hold tight.
Take me to the subway terminal on ninth.
The subway? Why? Uh, because subways are cool.
I support public transport.
Don't you support public transport? Yeah, sure, I like it, but I do have this car.
Ninth street terminal.
Step on it.
We might be on our own here.
What about Alfred? May not make it in time.
My arm is loose.
There are liquid nitrogen capsules on my belt.
I can get to them if I can chip away some of this stone.
What good would that do? If heat hardens it, perhaps extreme cold will reverse the process.
Really? That'll work? Could.
Or maybe nothing happens.
Or the reaction could cause the liquid stone to become so unstable, it explodes.
I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed for Alfred.
Not a good place for a midnight stroll, old timer.
I may be old, but I never stroll.
Batman.
I'm on my way to the transit authority's main hub.
I can hack into their grid directly.
Old man.
Girls.
How many people this chump have on the payroll? Barbara, wait! That was the second train.
Only two more before we become road kill.
How's that liquid nitrogen coming? What's wrong? You just took off.
Who have you been talking to? I will answer all your questions, but right now, I need you to get that guy out of that room.
I don't care how.
Can you do that? Mister.
Mister.
There's a bunch of kids trashing the station.
You gotta do something.
This isn't really in my job description.
You work for the transit authority, right? Well, authoritize! - That's number three.
- Almost there.
Got it.
Please tell me you have something else on that belt we can use.
Batman.
Katana.
Tell me you're still there.
Hello? We're all right.
Yes! I did it! I did it! Did what? Okay.
That happened.
Do you wanna get out of here? Sure.
And I'd like to talk about what's going on.
Hello, pretty.
Heard you're helping Batman.
They call me Croc.
Barbara? Barbara? Cover your eyes, please.
Batman and Katana are on their way here to meet me.
Don't think so, sweet meat.
Hiding just makes me hungry, pretty.
Feeding time.
Bet you taste just like chicken.
Stay away from her, reptile.
- You okay? - Uh-huh.
Ahhh! I'm glad I found you, officers.
I was just waiting for my train when this alligator man over here attacked that young girl.
Thank goodness Batman and Katana were here to save her.
Yeah.
Thank goodness or we'd be on the unemployment line.
What did I miss? Young lady, I need you to come inside immediately.
Dad, if you ever want me to speak to you again after you had me followed, you need to go inside.
Right now! I'll remind you that having you followed might have saved your life if Batman and Katana hadn't been there.
By the way, exactly what were you doing in the subway? And why Dad! Right.
All right.
Don't be long.
See you around, Creed.
I understand if you don't wanna see me again.
I mean, really.
I may give up dating forever.
Yeah.
Tonight was pretty freaky.
Freaky good or freaky bad? Haven't figured that out yet.
Never had my shoulder dislocated on a date before.
I totally get it.
I'm sorry.
But I did get to meet Batman.
That might be worth giving it one more try.
Really? I'll talk to you at school.