Brothers & Sisters s01e23 Episode Script

Previously on Brothers and Sisters: - Your girl's healthy, she's doing well.
- Just the girl? We've been having some grown-up problems.
Did Daddy do something bad? You're a soldier and you have a job to do.
Your unit needs a good medic.
When you're over there, they are your brothers and sisters.
Something bad happen to you in Chicago? Robert McCallister and his ilk are kind of what's wrong with this country.
She fixed you up with my brother, unbeknownst to both of us, and apparently it did not go well.
William's spiked a fever.
He's gone into septic shock.
His organs are failing.
He doesn't have much time.
Oh, God! I can't accept your proposal until you accept mine.
Yes.
Hey.
What about that one? Nah.
What about this right here? It's good.
- Hey.
- Hello.
Bro, I'm a recovering addict who's going to Iraq in ten days.
That's my point exactly.
A military man, going off to war you could get some serious sympathy action.
The last time I went surfing, Dad was alive and Kitty was in New York.
Yeah.
It's been a long, complicated year.
You know, but we've had some good times.
It's been a barrel of laughs.
How's Julia? She's fine.
Tired, but she's fine.
Well here we are again, little brother.
The waves are breakin'.
It's like what they say, life is what happens in between big sets.
- Who says that? - I have no idea.
- It sounded pretty poetic in my head.
- You are such a tool.
Let's go.
Beat you, asshat.
Wow, that's a rock.
Sorry, I don't mean to stare.
It's It's beautiful.
Everybody's staring.
This is the "meet the ring" dinner.
It was my grandmother's.
She left it to me.
So when's the engagement party.
- Yes! - When is the engagement party? Well, you know, it's a really busy time, so I - She decided she didn't want one.
- I didn't decide I didn't.
I'm just not comfortable with I don't know.
Kitty, if you're holding back on account of Julia and me, don't.
- Honestly, 'cause we're fine.
- I know, I know, and thanks.
You guys are being really great.
But I really, really don't want one.
You have to stop taking responsibility for everyone else's feelings.
We're perfectly capable of taking care of ourselves and we want a party.
- I don't want a party without Justin.
- He doesn't leave for ten days.
I could throw a wedding in that time.
We could have it next weekend.
- No! - Yes.
- Wait, wait, you hear that? - What? - No.
- Party.
- No, I'm serious - Party, party! - No, stop! - Party, party, party, party! Hi, honey.
Oh, sorry, I I didn't know you were asleep.
I didn't mean to be.
It's 8:45? So how'd it go tonight? I didn't get very far on the nursery, if that's what you mean.
Why don't we call my mom and ask her to help with the nursery, all right? I mean, she would be more than happy to do that.
- You think so? - You kidding me? She lives for that kind of stuff.
I'm sorry, Tommy.
I'm trying, I'm really trying.
Don't apologize.
Just save your energy for when the baby gets home, OK? I just want her room to be pretty.
It will be.
I promise.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The mattress is so squishy that all the blood is rushing to my head.
That's funny 'cause I'm not having that problem.
You know, when you move in, you can bring any mattress you want.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Robert, I'm moving in.
You didn't think I was gonna move in with you and Nora, did you? No.
No, but I just didn't do the math.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, how am I gonna tell my mother that I'm moving out? - Hello? - Justin Walker? Who's this? This is Sgt.
Horell from the Department of Combat Medic Training.
I'm calling to confirm your arrival here at Ft.
Jackson on Sunday, May 20.
Sunday, this Sunday? I'm not supposed to be there until the 22nd.
According to our files you are to report for duty on the 20th at 0800.
There's got to be some sort of mistake.
I don't report to camp until Tuesday.
I have the orders right in front of me.
I can't be there on Sunday.
I have an important family event to go to - Corporal Walker.
- You don't know my mother.
She'll kill me, you and the whole army.
You are legally bound to appear on the 20th.
Look, please one more day.
They're throwing a party because of me.
I am sorry, son.
The party's over.
- Good morning.
- Have you seen this list? Your darling fiancé has decided to invite the entire state of California.
I really don't think he should be using his engagement party to get votes.
Mom, he's only inviting his family.
Were the McCallisters part of a breeding experiment? Listen to this: Major Wiener.
- Is that a joke? - Don't laugh.
It's Robert's favorite uncle and it's pronounced "whiner.
" Major Whiner? I don't know which one's worse.
You and I really need to discuss what's gonna happen next - with you and me.
- Yes, yes, yes, and I really want to do that.
But I think right now, honey, we have to focus on the task at hand.
We'll gonna have to call these people.
No time to send out invitations.
I'll need numbers from the Senator You can call him Robert now, not Senator, because we're getting married.
We're merging our lives.
Hi, Kitty.
Hey, Nora.
Sorry.
I'll be out of your way.
I'm just getting something to drink.
Actually I wanted to talk to you.
I want you to invite your mother to Kitty's engagement party.
Oh.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
I don't know if she'd want to go.
I don't think you heard me.
You're part of this family, she's your mother, she's in business with my son.
Invite her.
- Will do.
- OK, good.
Thanks.
Mom, do you remember the vineyard? I don't want another pastry smackdown.
Oh, that tension is all settled now.
For the record I really want this marriage to happen.
Kitty, you're getting married.
Oh! You know how long I've been dreaming of this? Mother and daughter, under the same roof, - planning for the most - About that one roof.
Roof.
We have to find a venue.
Sweet Mother of God, how could I have forgotten? I just couldn't tell her.
She's just got so much to deal with right now.
Justin's going to Iraq.
I wouldn't worry about it.
The right moment will present itself.
Ten-hut! Sorry, I forgot that I'm no longer in the military.
I was just calming your fiancée down.
I know.
I couldn't tell her.
She's overwhelmed.
Hey, Jas, why don't you help Nora out with the party? And the connection would be gay person, brilliant party planner? - Tell me I'm wrong.
- No.
I'm glad to be of service.
Wow.
How come I didn't get a nice brother like that? How come I got Larry, Moe and Curly? - He's already met Moe.
- Yeah, sorry.
I don't know what I was thinking, fixing you two up.
Sure.
I just caught Kevin on a bad day.
No, he's always like that.
At least I'm marrying into a nice, normal family, right? I knew it! You're bogged down in a quagmire of Nora overcommitment.
You know what? "I told you so" is so ungracious.
And yes, I am feeling a bit overwhelmed.
Please just go look at the venue.
It's downtown, it's colorful, it's Renaissancy.
Renaissancy? Don't forget, be at my house by 6:00.
Saul is leading a cold call session to all the guests.
I can't come tonight.
I'm gonna see Wicked with Justin.
You're gonna see Wicked for the fifth time? With Justin? Sixth time.
I know he hates musicals, but after Wicked, everything will change.
I didn't have to ask him, he asked me.
How about that? Huh.
Very interesting.
So I asked him to see Wicked, big deal.
He's gone on about this forever like it's the Second Coming or something.
But you hate musicals.
You walked out of Sound of Music when you were five.
I've talked to the others.
You took Tommy surfing the other day, Sarah and the kids to the zoo.
You've asked me to go to the museum tomorrow.
Are you gonna take Kitty to the Reagan Library? Why are you busting my chops, Mom? Because I know what you're doing.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm saying goodbye to my family because I'm What? Finish the sentence.
Because I'm going to Iraq, Mom.
That's not what you're thinking.
You don't know what I'm thinking or what I'm feeling, OK? You know what? I'm not gonna go to the museum with you tomorrow.
We'll go when you get back.
You wanted to go see the Hockney exhibit.
It won't be there.
Life's not permanent.
You of all people should know this.
Please don't be telling me I can't say goodbye to my family.
That's not what you mean when you say it, and I won't stand for it.
Mom, I'm going to a place where people are blown up on a daily basis.
There's a very real possibility that I'm not gonna come back Stop! Stop it.
If you go there believing something's going to happen to you then something's going to happen.
What do you want me to do, pretend I'm invincible? I want you to know, as deeply and surely as I do, that you are coming home, and that is the only thought you should have in your head.
I don't know that, Mom.
Justin, you told me how you talked to the soldiers on the battlefield, that you look in their eyes and promised them they are going to live.
Why can't you give yourself the same benefit of the doubt? Why? Because I was lying, Mom.
Not all of them made it.
So, you can think whatever you want, but please do not tell me I can't take my mother to a museum to say goodbye.
No, I'm not going to go.
I won't say goodbye.
It's OK.
The Bougainvillea Court can hold up to 200 people comfortably.
Yeah, it's definitely colorful Like the bougainvillea.
It's bright and pink.
You know what? It's just a little antacid pink.
Your mother absolutely fell in love with it on our virtual tour.
Really? Does the virtual tour include a picture of the carpet? Do you have a problem with my room? It's not necessarily my taste.
Maybe you have bad taste.
If you're gonna insult me I can leave.
It's absolutely no problem for me.
What's the problem this time, Kevin? He thinks I have bad taste.
What are you doing here? I was told I'd be meeting your mother, but looks like both sides sent the gay scouts instead.
Excuse me, gentlemen, I hate to interrupt Sorry.
This is not what I had in mind for my sister's engagement party.
The Bougainvillea Court is famous for its character and texture.
If by character and texture you mean cockroaches and columns you're on the money.
Come on, you hate this as much as I do.
It's like the first 15 minutes of Extreme Home Makeover, - before they tear the house down.
- Consider your contract null and void.
Great, genius.
Now what? Are you still trying to sabotage this relationship? No, I just wasn't feeling I'm a lawyer, I'll get your deposit back.
I want you to call the man and beg him to let us - No.
Mom! - It's perfect.
I'm not calling that person.
Wait a minute OK, we found the perfect place and it's free, it's available and it's very homey.
Oh, no, no We are not doing it here.
Why not? We've had such amazing times here.
Look, it'll be meaningful, intimate Intimate? We have a hundred guests.
updated list.
Which is why we rented a tent.
Know what a tent will do to my grass? We'll have to rent tables, chairs, plates You're not using my dishes.
We've taken care of everything.
We hired a valet, confirmed a caterer.
Who is this "we"? Jason McCallister and I, my future whatever-in-law.
- The senator's brother.
- He hates you.
- He doesn't hate me.
- Oh, no, he hates you.
- He does not hate me.
It's a secret crush turned inside-out.
Anyway, we both share the gay party-planning gene so all you have to do is relax.
All right.
Saul, I forgot to tell you, Milo Peterman's coming.
- He is? - He called me the other day.
He asked about you, about the kids.
I told him I didn't have time to explain and why not come and find out for himself? - He does not belong at this party.
- Who's Milo Peterman? An old friend of Saul's.
Why? What's one more at this point? Two more if he brings that bitch wife Elaine.
He's not bringing Elaine.
They got a divorce.
- They did? - Yes.
- Hi.
- Hey.
Hi.
Mom, I've decided that I don't think I should be the primary toaster.
No, come on, I'm always the one talking and quite frankly I'm sick of me.
- Let's give someone else a chance.
- There's a new one.
Shut up, dirtbag! You speak beautifully.
But, Mom, it's a little weird, isn't it? Me giving a toast about marriage, given my current situation.
I just It feels like bad luck.
- Hey, guys.
- Pizza! Mom, Julia's not coming to the party.
All right! I want you all to leave until you have something positive to tell me.
- We're going to see Wicked.
- Yay! - It's not enough you're going to Iraq? - You're next, Tommy.
- No.
- Bye, all.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Tommy, can't you convince Julia to come? You could encourage her.
I think it would be good for her - to get out, be with family.
- Mom - All right, OK, I'm packing.
- Hey.
So my mom's a yes.
- Holly's coming? - Sarah, get over it.
- We've all moved on.
- Easy for you to say.
I haven't had the chance to hurl food at her.
No offense, Rebecca.
None taken.
Hey, Saul.
I just don't see why I should have to see her at my sister's engagement party.
If it means that much to you, Sarah, you'd make the speech.
All right, hey, I'm here, ready to start rolling some calls.
OK, here goes.
Everybody gets a list of people to call.
As soon as you get a response you let me know and then I record it on the big board over here.
And it's not downtown, by the way.
We're having the party here.
- What? - It's here? - Mom? - It actually makes it convenient because this way we can tell them to send the presents here.
Oh.
Oh, you know, have them send the presents to Robert's address since I'm gonna be moving out soon.
You're moving out? Yeah.
Oh, Mom, come on, what did you think? Did you think Robert was gonna move in here? Frankly, I hadn't thought about it at all.
I've been so preoccupied with the 3,000 things I've been doing for your engagement party.
Right.
The party I didn't even want.
Sweetie, you didn't talk to me for three months because I didn't throw you the sweet 16 party you insisted on not having.
Mom, that's different.
I was 16.
Everybody wants a sweet 16 party.
Well, if you feel you're ready to move out then Ready? Why wouldn't I be ready? Of course you're ready and I will miss your company terribly, but you're a little old to be living with your mother.
Why do you have to insult me? Why don't you just tell me you're gonna miss me? Why can't you say you're scared to move out? Why make me into this clingy, neurotic mother trying to force you to stay? It's like the Passive-Aggressive Olympics.
- Shut up, Sarah! - All of you, stop this! Just stop it, it's not fair.
I don't care if she moves out.
I just resent the way she comes in here and blithely announces it.
I have been trying to tell you for three days.
But you don't want to think about it, just like thinking about Justin leaving.
Don't you dare bring your brother into this! I didn't want a party! We should be spending this time with Justin, not spending our time calling 18,000 people.
- Then fine, don't help.
Just go.
- Fine, I will.
- I'm gonna start packing.
- Good! - I'm not kidding.
- Neither am I.
Thank God! Thank God I'm getting out of this prison! Don't let the door hit you on your way out, sweetie.
Wow.
That was amazing.
No! They're all symmetrical.
- Leave them for the guests.
- I'm not a guest, Mom? You live here, don't you? Let the man eat quiche.
He's leaving Tuesday.
- It's Tuesday, right? - Yeah, Tuesday.
Mom.
- That happened.
- You! Jason, what you and Kevin pulled off is amazing.
An absolute triumph.
Almost worth the sacrifice of my lawn.
Oh, Mother, enough about the grass.
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get you a truckload of sod as a moving-out present.
What she is trying to say is thank you for opening up your house.
Oh, well, you're welcome.
- Just hope it's gonna be OK.
- Well, why wouldn't it be? Look, I don't want to make this into something it's not, but it's about my family.
They are They're just You know, they're Hello.
Nora Walker.
Hey-hut! You must be Major Wiener.
You were gonna say wiener.
Everybody says wiener.
It's OK.
- Give us a hug.
- Hey! - OK, there.
Uncle Jack.
- Hey, Bobby, Bobby! My favorite nephew.
Look at this guy.
Can you believe that this little bastard could be president? He used to follow me around all the time.
I used to bite his butt when he was little.
- We used to call him Little Wiener - So you've met Nora.
- And this is Kitty, my fiancée.
- Kitty.
Hi, Major Wiener.
Call me Jack.
Kitty.
You ready, you ready? Don't move, don't move.
- Guess what I got in here? - I don't want to guess.
- Look! There it is.
- A button.
I don't think we needed to do the button thing.
Don't be modest.
I brought a whole bag.
- The party's out back.
- Oh, no, it's not.
The party's right here, Nora.
Come on.
We're gonna have a drink.
Tell the family to meet me at the bar.
- Good.
- You're still gonna marry me? Yeah, yeah, I mean, come on, so you have a crazy uncle.
Hey, Robbie! Cousin Margaret! How you doing? You missed a great pub crawl.
Hey, where's the can? The can? Oh, the bathroom.
The bathroom is right down that hallway.
- Thanks.
- Hey! Good to see you, man.
How are you? Whoa, hey! OK, OK now.
- I'll see you back in the tent.
- See you out there.
You can take the food Food goes back into the kitchen.
- Hi.
Hi, Robbie.
- Hi.
Taste this.
It's delicious.
Make sure I get that glass back.
I'm sorry, excuse me, not upstairs.
Saul.
- Saul! - Milo? - Hey.
How are you? - How are you? Good, good.
Yeah.
You seem shocked.
Didn't Nora tell you I was coming? Of course she told me.
Come on, Milo, it's been years.
- Nearly 20.
- You look great.
I feel great.
I still feel 20 sometimes, then I look in the mirror.
No, no, you can't do that.
I haven't done that for years.
I'm sorry that we lost touch.
I still think about our trip to the Keys.
Someone told me that your daughter became a pediatrician.
Yep.
The other one's an architect.
Wow, an architect.
That's amazing.
Boy, they grow fast.
What about Elaine? How is she? We divorced about a year ago.
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, don't be.
It's the right thing to do.
How about you? Still a bachelor? Oh, yeah.
Some things never change.
Anyway, I was on my way to the kitchen to get the caterer to bring out more of those mushroom quiches Saul, don't you want to know why I left Elaine? Well, I I'm not pretending anymore.
I'm gay.
A little late to be coming out of the closet, I know.
Pointless, some would say, but I've always been a late bloomer.
It's wonderful for you.
It's very brave, what you've done.
I'm gonna go to the kitchen and get those mushroom things.
- Catch up with you later.
- Yep.
- Cooper, I've been looking ev - Shh! Gotcha! I'm gonna get you! Come on, Cooper, I'm sure Mrs.
Harper has more important things to do than lurk behind stuff.
Coop, come on.
There's chocolate brownies in the kitchen.
You might want to hurry or they're all gone.
I'm sorry, I hope you didn't feel obligated to No, no, it was fun.
Holly, can I ask you something? How do actors memorize their lines so quickly? I have to do a speech for the happy couple.
Oh, yeah.
That's always fun.
Yeah.
I haven't written it yet.
I always dreaded weddings.
You can imagine sitting at the singles table, and as far as anyone else was concerned that's what I was, single.
- Why keep putting yourself through it? - I don't know.
There's always something so magical about weddings.
These two people willing to take a chance in front of everyone that they know.
It's incredibly naive but at the same time incredibly hopeful.
Maybe you should do the speech.
No, you'll be fine.
So why are you being so nice? Well, I feel that we have more in common than we're willing to acknowledge.
And I'm tired of hating you and of you hating me.
What are you doing? Looking for a Band-Aid.
One of my cousins cut himself.
That doesn't surprise me.
I'm shocked half of them made it to adulthood.
You think we're so beneath you, don't you? I think you're all insane, yeah, and drunk.
Yeah? What's that, like, your fourth margarita? Why don't you just carry around a pitcher? Well, at least I'm not stealing the flower arrangements.
OK, for the record, you're allowed to take the flower arrangements home at a party.
Mmm.
Usually when the party's over.
One of your cousin's minivans looks like a florist's truck.
Your Uncle Saul practically tackled my Aunt Phyllis.
He was trying to stop her from replacing the shellfish tower - with an artichoke mold.
- It's an artichoke ambrosia.
Ohh.
- Why are you so unpleasant? - What do you care? - I don't.
- You weren't looking for a Band-Aid.
You came in here looking for me.
Maybe.
Tommy, you don't know how to make a Screaming Orgasm? Nope.
I have a feeling you're gonna teach me, Cousin Catherine.
Sorry about my family.
You never have to apologize for family.
Besides, it's refreshing to be the tame ones for a change.
You're still mad at Kitty, aren't you? I'm mad at everybody and everybody's mad at me too, I guess.
It's one of the first things they tell you in politics.
You can't please everybody.
I'll talk to Kitty.
There's no reason you should be fighting today.
Oh, it's not Kitty.
I'm glad she's moving out, moving in with you.
- Wait a minute, you're glad? - Mm-hmm.
OK, it's official.
All Walker women are confusing.
I'm just taking it out on her.
I do that sometimes.
I know Kitty's gonna be nearby, but Justin isn't.
He wants to spend the day with me to say goodbye, and I'm not gonna do it.
It's hard to be the one leaving, too.
I was serving in the first Gulf War when my father died.
It was just bad luck, the way it happened.
My point is that I didn't get to say goodbye.
Things happen in war, Nora.
If your son wants to say goodbye I think you should let him.
- Family, fall in! It's the party train! - Whoo! Uncle Jack! - Nora, baby! - No, no, no, no.
Climb aboard the love train! Go! You know Keep your hands off the caboose.
- Oh, my God in Heaven.
- A Walker engine! Choo-choo-choo! Do you still think I'm electable? Probably not.
Lead the love train! Pick it up.
I don't remember this song being this long.
Oh, my God, is that man vomiting? Cousin Larry, weak stomach.
Oh, my God! Perfect.
Hey.
What are you doing here? Oh, sorry, just taking a little breather.
What's the matter? The tent hit you in the head? No.
Just don't feel very comfortable being here today.
Tell me this doesn't have to do with the Joe and Sarah thing.
I practically broke up their marriage.
Now I'm at your other sister's engagement party.
It's bizarre.
First, Joe and Sarah were heading down that road before you showed up.
Secondly, how many times do we have to tell you, Rebecca? You're part of the family now.
If you knew everything about me, Justin What does that mean? Joe wasn't the only older man.
OK.
There was somebody else.
He was a teacher.
He had a family.
So how old were you? Sixteen.
Yeah.
Eventually his wife found out, and everyone told my mom to press charges but I begged her not to, so she didn't.
And Evan, the guy, moved his family up to Chicago.
I thought I could let it go.
I did, but then he called to apologize and hopped on a bus.
I went up there.
I never went to school there, Justin.
He put me up in a hotel so we could, you know And then a month later his wife found out again.
And he killed himself.
Wow.
I'm sorry, Rebecca.
Yeah.
So, why don't you just ask me? Ask you what? If I had something to do with that kiss.
Did you? Yeah.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I certainly don't know what Joe was thinking in that moment You need to tell Sarah, OK? Not just for her but for you, too.
Will you come with me? I can't.
I'm leaving tonight.
That's why I came up here, to get my uniform and No one knows downstairs.
You weren't gonna say goodbye? I don't want to ruin anything this time.
- Did you think you could just leave? - It'll be easier on everyone, OK? I'm gonna miss you, Justin.
I'm gonna miss you too.
Hey, everyone.
Hey.
I'm Sarah, Kitty's sister.
I think that tent coming down was a sign you can't control everything, which is kind of apropos an engagement party.
Talk about stepping into the great unknown.
Two people who happen to love each other are suddenly gonna transform themselves into something totally different: A family.
A family, God.
It's the best and the worst thing that can ever happen to us.
A lot of the times we want to kill each other.
OK, most of the time.
But the truth is that without each other, we would be truly lost.
So I would like to propose a toast to families, to what an amazing and rare thing it is to be part of one so large and wonderful.
To my sister who I love completely and totally.
And to Robert, and everyone that you bring to the table.
So to our new family, that is bigger and better and greater - than the sum of its parts.
- Hear hear.
Salut! Sarah, thank you.
That was just beautiful.
I thought I'd spare you all hearing another speech from me.
So I've asked my brother Jason to lead us in a blessing.
Absolutely.
If you would all bow your heads with me.
Lord, behold our family here assembled.
For the peace accorded to us this day Kevin! Of all the situations you've ever put me in - He's a minister? - Yes, he's a minister.
- Have you never met a minister before? - I've never sucked face with one.
- You did not.
You did not! - Yeah.
You sucked face with him? Kevin, that's great.
Kitty, how could you not have told me about this? Because I didn't know, Kevin.
I didn't, I swear to God.
You know what? You're the worst "communications director" ever.
If he wins the election you're gonna be the first First Lady to be impeached.
And we thank you for this beautiful place in which we dwell, for the love that unites us, for our friends in all parts of the earth.
Amen.
Mom, what are you doing in here? Resting.
I'm trying to not think about that tent collapsing as a metaphor for my life.
You know, Mom, sometimes a tent is just a tent.
Look, I'm I'm sorry I'm moving out and I'm so sorry for the way I told you.
No, there's no reason to apologize, none whatsoever.
It's my job.
It's what mothers do.
All the people I love come here on their way to and from the big moments of their lives.
It's like, uh I don't know, what do they call a safe place where you go to rest and recover and get stronger? - A spa? - No.
No, a sanctuary.
Yeah, they call it a sanctuary.
Well, with the year we've had, you can understand how I was just trying to hold onto it a little longer.
And now you're both moving out at once.
And it's a hard one.
Oh, Mom.
Thank you for letting me stay.
It's It's been an awful year but it's been the best awful year of my life.
Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
- Is something wrong? - I promised I wouldn't say anything, but the Army pushed Justin's report date up.
- He has to go back early.
- What? He didn't want to spoil your party - Where he is now? - He's at the airport.
Oh, my God, Kitty, we have to go find him.
- We will.
- We have to find him now.
- Excuse us, excuse us.
- Excuse me, excuse us.
Excuse us, pardon me.
Pardon me.
- Excuse us - I need to see your ticket and ID.
We don't have a ticket.
We're here to say goodbye to someone.
You can't pass through without a ticket.
- OK, let's go buy a ticket.
- We don't have time.
Please, please, ma'am, it's my son Justin.
- He's being shipped off to Iraq - I'm sorry, I wish I could help you.
Government rules.
I need to see your ticket, please, and identification.
Yes.
We have a line here, ladies.
Thank you.
I tried his cell phone again and it's his voicemail.
Justin, this is your mother.
I'm so angry at you.
How could you go off without saying goodbye? I'm sorry I didn't go to the museum with you.
It was so sweet of you to think of something I wanted to do, and it's just like you thinking of everybody else.
You have to stop that, you hear me? I want you to stop that right now.
You guys are unbelievable.
Come here.
Justin.
Good thing I was in the bathroom changing into this.
Kitty, I'm sorry, I didn't want to ruin your party.
Justin, you are such an idiot! I mean, here we go again, right? You know, I don't I don't know what I believe in anymore but I know that I believe in you.
And I love you so much.
I love you too.
- Take care of yourself.
- I will.
OK.
Come here, Mom.
Come here.
I'm going to be OK.
Yeah.
Justin, you don't have to say anything or do anything for me.
I came to say goodbye.
I love you, Mom.
I love you too.
And I'm going to be just as brave as you are.
I promise.
I'm gonna miss my flight.
I love you.
Love you, love you.
All right, ticketed passengers, we've got a soldier here going off to fight for his country.
Make some room.
Right this way, sir.
Hey.
Look, you weren't kidding back there, were you? It wasn't some kind of party trick, was it? No.
I'm a Methodist minister.
We were raised Catholic but I needed a friendlier audience, - let's put it that way.
- Right.
Kevin, I wasn't hiding anything.
It just never came up.
Sure.
So So do you have a congregation? Yeah.
Downtown.
Great.
But you're not Republican, though, are you? No, no, but I'd vote for my brother.
That's nothing.
My sister's about to marry him.
I think our families deserve each other.
You know, I My offices are downtown.
Maybe We should have lunch sometime.
Look, Kevin, I'm a very traditional person.
Jumping your bones was extremely atypical for me.
I could use some tradition in my life.
Saul, I'm gonna be going.
It's wonderful seeing you again.
You too, Milo.
I bought a little house in Nichols Canyon.
I'd love it if you'd come up for lunch, dinner.
The truth is, Milo, I'm pretty busy these days and I Sauly, we're too old for excuses.
I've missed you.
Call me.
Whoo! Tequila! Bombs away! Wait.
Be careful.
Dear God in Heaven.
Mom, what happened? What happened here? I thought you were manning the house.
We tried, but there's too many of them.
I stopped two guys peeing in your pansies.
- Did you catch him? - Yes, just barely.
- Mom, are you OK? - Yeah.
- Nora, how's Justin? - Fine.
- Oh, Mom - No, don't start, don't start.
I had the whole waterworks in the car.
I can't cry anymore.
I've got the whole cast of Animal House here to distract me.
- Good luck with the new family.
- Come on, like we're not a little nuts.
But they took it to a whole new level.
Nora, I'm gonna give you a check today for all this damage.
Don't worry about it.
What with everything we've been through what's a little property damage? At least your family knows how to have a good time.
Look at us, sitting around here like a bunch of party poopers.
How could we possibly compete with the McCrazies? Walkers, have a shot! Come on! You guys don't want to be wallflowers.
Oh, Jack! Last one in the pool is a major weenie! - Come on, Mom.
- She's not serious? - She's serious.
- Mom! Oh, she is! - What's going on? - Pool party.
I'm just gonna take my jacket off first.
- You up for it, Mom? - Why the hell not? Are you coming or are the Walkers just a little too much for you? No, Kitty, I'm a United States Senator, please.
# O-o-h child things are gonna get easier # O-o-h child things'll get brighter # Someday we'll get it together and we'll get it undone # Someday when the world is much brighter # Someday we'll walk together in a beautiful sun