Clone High (2002) s01e03 Episode Script
A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder
1 Previously, on a very special Clone High.
Some voted with their heads.
Some voted with their hearts.
Cleopatra voted with her student body.
And you the audience, voted to absolutely riveted.
Way way back in the 1980s' Secret government employees Dug up famous guys and ladies And made amusing genetic copies Now the clones are sexy teens, now They're gonna make it if they try Loving learning challenge judging Time to laugh and shiver and Cry Clone High, Clone High Check it out.
I'm the guy with two french fries up his nose! Get it? That's hilarious, Gandhi! - Aw, your impressions are awesome.
- Uh, spaz? Putting fries up your nose is not an impression.
You actually are a guy with fries up his nose! Oh, you like impressions, huh? Hi, I'm Joan of Arc, and I wear a retainer.
Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I've never laughed laughed so hard in my life.
Up high, h-onest Habe! This bent wire better not cause an overbite, or in three to five years, I'm gonna-- Perfect! Sorry.
I didn't see you there.
I did, but I didn't say anything.
Wow Cleo, you're doing a bang-up job promoting the Awareness Fair.
This year, the theme for the awareness fair is awareness.
- That is a good theme! - I like it also! And for a fundraiser, I'm hosting an open mouth kissing booth.
For herpes awareness? Gandhi'll take a little sugar right now.
Show some respect! JFK'll take a little sugar right now! That was so hot.
The girls definitely won't walk away from our kissing booth disappointed.
Our uh opened mouth kissing booth? More like your uh opened mouth kissing booth! You know my policy regarding fatties.
But you don't see me complaining about having to kiss poor people! I'm sure you can make an exception for one day.
Well I'm tired of making exceptions, hussy! And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch! There's nothing going on between me and President Dog! What happened to us, Cleo? I'll bet you let him poop in your backyard too! Ring a ding ding, Mr Butlertron.
- Hell of a show last night, Mr B.
- High five, sir.
Mr B! I'm the principal, and you're a mere butler slash vice principal slash dehumidifier, yet every student says hello to you and ignores me! How can I get close to the students? - I try to listen with compassion, instead of killing them.
- Of course! It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours! Cleo, uh, what're you doing here? I come here whenever I break up with JFK.
- Seems like I've been here a lot lately.
- Then these are lucky roses.
How do you mean? 'cause you visit them? Actually, Abe, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants.
- They can't tell when someone visit them.
- But I'm just feeling sad.
I don't know how I'll manage the opened mouth kissing booth.
Well I can help.
I love opened mouth kissing.
It's so much more open than closed mouth kissing.
Don't feel alone.
- God is always with you.
- Did you say something? The voices! Finally! The voices! Come on now! Talk to me! I am uh, not gonna open up to you! Lynn, quick, your cardigan! But it's cold and flu season.
Give it! Behold, the soothing power of this enchanted sweater vest.
Behold it! Do you have a BB gun? I have several.
Wanna go shoot birds sometime? I would love to! B, D, B, C, C, A, D, - Woop, I'm done! - Do you mind? We're taking a test! Gandhi! Just try and sit still until everyone is finished.
Not a problem, Mr Sheepman.
Rhythm is everywhere! It's true, it's everywhere! Darn it, Gandhi, I've had with your constant fidgeting! Who did that? Your innocent whistling doesn't fool me.
I'm seventy percent sure that farting noise came from you.
Hall monitor! I am so on today! Quit fidgeting, boy! Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan? What's his deal, man? Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span.
I'll run the symptoms through my computer.
Oh Wesley.
You have ADD.
ADD? Am I dying? No, it's ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder.
You also have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.
Wow, I I need a minute to think about this.
Hey, check out this extra flabby skin on my elbow! What is that? Did you hear, Did you hear? - Gandhi has ADD - Incurable disease Did you hear, did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere - Gandhi is contagious - Totally outrageous - A disease with initials? - That's the worst kind ADD has warped his mind Did you hear, Did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere Don't tell Paul Reveeeereeee Too laaaaaate! Gandhi has ADD, Gandhi has ADD You get it from toilet seats.
Use a protective sheet Attention Deficit Disordeeeer ADD! It can't be true.
But then again, it is rhythmed.
So it must be.
Jesús Cristo, do you know the story of Joan of Arc? Yeah, I seen the movie out on DVD, homes.
She was like sixteen, right? And then God told her to make the Frenchies fight the Englisses, you know, the people that drink tea all the time and have big teeth? And then, people started getting mad 'cause she was hearing voices, and then at the end, she got cooked like a steak.
Pretty good, I give it thumbs up, homes.
Basically.
See, I've never been able to live up to her, that's why instead, I became a cynical, angst-ridden goth girl.
But now, I'm hearing voices.
Religious voices.
Daaaamn.
Hey, did he tell you who's gonna win the Latin Grammys? If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me hey, don't tell me.
It's Ricky Martin, huh? It's totally freaking me out! Hey, take a hit, relax.
God's messages can be a total drag.
But you know you have to do what he tells you hey, because God has a plan for all of us.
A painful, painful plan.
Wait.
Wait, the voices are telling me to head on down to Saint Paul's Mattress Discounters! I have to go! Jesús? God's power is in the mix! Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
- I'm worried about Gandhi.
- Me too.
You don't think he'll freak out and bite me, do you? He hasn't done anything to hurt anyone! Hey, which opened mouth kissing technique do you like better? This one? Or this one? Hey uh, Principal, look! I fit the entire freshman class into just ten lockers! - Oh man! - Oh my! Oh JFK, you're such a wonderful boy! So full of fun and life! I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girl's bathroom! Classic! Jesus saves, and so will we, on California kings all weekend long! If you can find a lower price, God will give you a bed for free! Oh, feel it! Firm! But not too firm, just like the Lord! No, Gene Kelly.
Shuffle, cha-cha, spin left, shimmy, booty quake, thrust, booty quake, thrust.
Marie Curie's mutated DNA may have left her grotesquely deformed, but she's a realy glood dancer.
Sorry, I'm late, but somebody forgot to tell El Gandhisimo we had practice.
Hey, before we kick it, can I get someone to stretch my hammies? Gandhi? This is really hard to say.
I think maybe 'cause of your condition, - you shouldn't be-- - You're kicking me off the dance squad.
The Solid Gandhi Dancers? But I'm the treasurer! What if you have ADD attack, and you can't pay attention to the moves? That's not gonna happen.
Check this out.
Gandhi stop, you're out of control! Are you watchin'? Are you watchin'? 'Cause watch this, here it comes, finish.
I don't want that diseased freak going near my Attila! I don't really think it's safe for Gandhi to wander round without a spacesuit.
Folks, you all know me.
I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa.
Now, I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear.
This is a room full of scared people making decisions based on fear, and ignorance.
Now when I left the house this evening, I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant.
I can tell I'm in the wrooong place.
So if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting.
Settle, the bevested principal has the answer! THERAPUTIC ISOLATION! - That will solve everything.
- I feel so pacified.
- Is that cashmere? - The man in the dapper cardigan is right.
Let's lock him up like a diabetic! I vote we form an angry mob, just a whole bunch of mens just running.
I've never sat here in the popular section before.
Wow, salt and pepper? With me, Abe? It's first class all the way.
Abe, you've gotta help me! You're all I have, man! Is that pepper? Abe, do you have a celibacy wish? No, no! A thousand times no! Because when I see you talking to Gandhi, I feel like totally not kissing you.
You wanna kiss something, Cleo? You can start with my solid gold ass! Up high, Lincoln Continental! Dude, don't leave me hanging.
C'mon Abe, it's me.
Gandhi.
Don't you know me? Sorry, Gandhi.
I'm kinda tired.
Fine.
I never thought the world would see Abraham Lincoln dissing Mahatma Gandhi.
Gandhi, no! Not our matching friendship locket! Best dudes forever, Abe? Best dudes forever? I brought you some fries.
I was thinking you could, I dunno, stick some in your nose.
Like old times.
Keep yer damn fries.
Look Gandhi, when I chose not to high five you yesterday, it wasn't because I don't care about you.
It was because I didn't wanna touch you.
I'm sorry, is somebody talking? 'Cause I don't see anyone.
Gandhi-- Hi Cleo.
Yeah, I got your fax.
Yeah, I already called ahead to the lipblam shelter.
Yeah.
I'm going right now.
I'm going right now.
Once we were warriors Running with the streets.
Got to remember the fire, Don't give in to the heat.
Remember the memories.
Life is only a game You're only a man, now, Remember your heart, Remember the flame.
Living and dying, Dreaming and crying, Seizing the day, Carping the diem! Remember the memories.
Two stars, worlds apart.
Remember the memories.
Hi there, friend.
- Wow, Tom Green! - Who? You work here? Oh, I always make time to teach kids the facts about ADD.
And/or ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.
Hey, you're reading my book.
Touch the book.
Liiick the book.
Lick the book.
Lick the book.
Lick the book.
Book book book book book book book book Yeah, I haven't read it either.
People with ADD, they aren't good readers.
Wanna go shave a dog? My friend has ADD, and everyone in school treats him like kinda leper! Well that's discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed? I'm a albatross! I'm an albatross! I'm flap flap flapping my albatross wings, flap flap flapping my albatross wings Go ahead.
I'm here for you.
I er uh, recently broke up with my er, girlfriend Cleo.
Remember, too much emotion makes Doctor Scudworth uncomfortable.
But she was the first girl that gave me er, what's that word? Feelings! Is that water leaking out of your face? What is this touchy-feely bullcrap? I don't want the power of this sweater no more! God won't stop talking to me.
His power is the in the mix! I haven't slept in 78 hours.
Oh, my goodness, I'm knackered.
Jeez, that guy's like 45! Whee! It's experimental surgery time! Go on man, do it.
I want you to.
Stick it in my head, I hope it kills me.
You're not terrified, where's the sport? I don't wanna live in a world where buds diss their homeboys.
You're a high school principal, you don't know what's like to be lonely! On the contrary, Gandhi.
Some principals do feel loneliness.
We're not the invincible gods that teen magazines would have you believe.
Then I guess there's no hope for guys like us.
There's always hope, Gandhi.
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.
So go down to that Awareness Fair, stand up for what's right,and bring me back a funnel cake! But there's no way out of this place.
Isn't there? I think I know what you're saying.
You really helped that boy.
I did.
And without the sweater vest! I guess it wasn't magic after all! Or was it? Is there a Heather in the crowd? Heather? Heather, I have a message for you.
Jerome wants you to forgive him for hooking up with Lupé at Trey's party.
And God is commanding all of us to give a shout out, to all the locos at the In-N-Out at La Puente! His power is in the mix! We're 107FM, with a mix of fresh Christian jams, slam first! His power is in the mix.
Coming up, we've got a rock crusade! Forty minutes of non-stop Amy Grant! Okay, okay.
I, you know, I gotta take a okay.
I can't believe it, ay.
Jermone hooked up with Lupé? What the hell are you doing here? You're selling kisses, I'm buying.
Abe, will you form a mob, and get rid of this loser? No.
But I will INform a mob, with the help of this winner.
- Tom? - Hi everybody.
I'm Ottawa's Tom Green, I live in Hollywood.
Thank you.
So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD.
That's not cool.
Coffee? Anyone for coffee, anyone? Sorry.
I like cotton candy.
Check out my muscle.
Potato chips.
It's a ferris wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, Like Mr Green so eloquently said, ADD is not infectious.
What is infectious is ignorance.
If everyone keeps treating Gandhi like a contagious freak, then this isn't an awareness fair.
It's an awareness unfair.
- You think I was born yesterday? - Who likes cheese? Aaabe? You know what you have to do.
You're right.
I'm an ordinary guy in an ordinary world sing an ordinary song Dude! That was not cool! Not cool! And 'cause of that, I am only paying you, four dollars.
My discomfort with a man kissing another man is stronger than my hatred for people with ADD! Hey, let's all accept Gandhi and shun Abe instead! Wow, Abe.
Your brave, homoerotic gesture has changed my view about ADD.
Just don't touch me.
Gandhi? Get on up here and dance! But I didn't bring my dance skins.
- Gandhi! - Okay, you got me! Maybe I can help.
I think God left one last song in me.
Ya'll ready for God? Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Will Abe and Joan's student films reveal their true feelings for one another? How will Scudworth get himself out of another dangerous pickle? And what will become of Gandhi? I'd tell you, but I haven't seen the episode yet.
They were supposed to send it to me, but there's this guy at work who totally hates me.
If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog.
Some voted with their heads.
Some voted with their hearts.
Cleopatra voted with her student body.
And you the audience, voted to absolutely riveted.
Way way back in the 1980s' Secret government employees Dug up famous guys and ladies And made amusing genetic copies Now the clones are sexy teens, now They're gonna make it if they try Loving learning challenge judging Time to laugh and shiver and Cry Clone High, Clone High Check it out.
I'm the guy with two french fries up his nose! Get it? That's hilarious, Gandhi! - Aw, your impressions are awesome.
- Uh, spaz? Putting fries up your nose is not an impression.
You actually are a guy with fries up his nose! Oh, you like impressions, huh? Hi, I'm Joan of Arc, and I wear a retainer.
Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I've never laughed laughed so hard in my life.
Up high, h-onest Habe! This bent wire better not cause an overbite, or in three to five years, I'm gonna-- Perfect! Sorry.
I didn't see you there.
I did, but I didn't say anything.
Wow Cleo, you're doing a bang-up job promoting the Awareness Fair.
This year, the theme for the awareness fair is awareness.
- That is a good theme! - I like it also! And for a fundraiser, I'm hosting an open mouth kissing booth.
For herpes awareness? Gandhi'll take a little sugar right now.
Show some respect! JFK'll take a little sugar right now! That was so hot.
The girls definitely won't walk away from our kissing booth disappointed.
Our uh opened mouth kissing booth? More like your uh opened mouth kissing booth! You know my policy regarding fatties.
But you don't see me complaining about having to kiss poor people! I'm sure you can make an exception for one day.
Well I'm tired of making exceptions, hussy! And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch! There's nothing going on between me and President Dog! What happened to us, Cleo? I'll bet you let him poop in your backyard too! Ring a ding ding, Mr Butlertron.
- Hell of a show last night, Mr B.
- High five, sir.
Mr B! I'm the principal, and you're a mere butler slash vice principal slash dehumidifier, yet every student says hello to you and ignores me! How can I get close to the students? - I try to listen with compassion, instead of killing them.
- Of course! It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours! Cleo, uh, what're you doing here? I come here whenever I break up with JFK.
- Seems like I've been here a lot lately.
- Then these are lucky roses.
How do you mean? 'cause you visit them? Actually, Abe, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants.
- They can't tell when someone visit them.
- But I'm just feeling sad.
I don't know how I'll manage the opened mouth kissing booth.
Well I can help.
I love opened mouth kissing.
It's so much more open than closed mouth kissing.
Don't feel alone.
- God is always with you.
- Did you say something? The voices! Finally! The voices! Come on now! Talk to me! I am uh, not gonna open up to you! Lynn, quick, your cardigan! But it's cold and flu season.
Give it! Behold, the soothing power of this enchanted sweater vest.
Behold it! Do you have a BB gun? I have several.
Wanna go shoot birds sometime? I would love to! B, D, B, C, C, A, D, - Woop, I'm done! - Do you mind? We're taking a test! Gandhi! Just try and sit still until everyone is finished.
Not a problem, Mr Sheepman.
Rhythm is everywhere! It's true, it's everywhere! Darn it, Gandhi, I've had with your constant fidgeting! Who did that? Your innocent whistling doesn't fool me.
I'm seventy percent sure that farting noise came from you.
Hall monitor! I am so on today! Quit fidgeting, boy! Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan? What's his deal, man? Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span.
I'll run the symptoms through my computer.
Oh Wesley.
You have ADD.
ADD? Am I dying? No, it's ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder.
You also have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.
Wow, I I need a minute to think about this.
Hey, check out this extra flabby skin on my elbow! What is that? Did you hear, Did you hear? - Gandhi has ADD - Incurable disease Did you hear, did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere - Gandhi is contagious - Totally outrageous - A disease with initials? - That's the worst kind ADD has warped his mind Did you hear, Did you hear? Don't tell Paul Revere Don't tell Paul Reveeeereeee Too laaaaaate! Gandhi has ADD, Gandhi has ADD You get it from toilet seats.
Use a protective sheet Attention Deficit Disordeeeer ADD! It can't be true.
But then again, it is rhythmed.
So it must be.
Jesús Cristo, do you know the story of Joan of Arc? Yeah, I seen the movie out on DVD, homes.
She was like sixteen, right? And then God told her to make the Frenchies fight the Englisses, you know, the people that drink tea all the time and have big teeth? And then, people started getting mad 'cause she was hearing voices, and then at the end, she got cooked like a steak.
Pretty good, I give it thumbs up, homes.
Basically.
See, I've never been able to live up to her, that's why instead, I became a cynical, angst-ridden goth girl.
But now, I'm hearing voices.
Religious voices.
Daaaamn.
Hey, did he tell you who's gonna win the Latin Grammys? If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me hey, don't tell me.
It's Ricky Martin, huh? It's totally freaking me out! Hey, take a hit, relax.
God's messages can be a total drag.
But you know you have to do what he tells you hey, because God has a plan for all of us.
A painful, painful plan.
Wait.
Wait, the voices are telling me to head on down to Saint Paul's Mattress Discounters! I have to go! Jesús? God's power is in the mix! Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
- I'm worried about Gandhi.
- Me too.
You don't think he'll freak out and bite me, do you? He hasn't done anything to hurt anyone! Hey, which opened mouth kissing technique do you like better? This one? Or this one? Hey uh, Principal, look! I fit the entire freshman class into just ten lockers! - Oh man! - Oh my! Oh JFK, you're such a wonderful boy! So full of fun and life! I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girl's bathroom! Classic! Jesus saves, and so will we, on California kings all weekend long! If you can find a lower price, God will give you a bed for free! Oh, feel it! Firm! But not too firm, just like the Lord! No, Gene Kelly.
Shuffle, cha-cha, spin left, shimmy, booty quake, thrust, booty quake, thrust.
Marie Curie's mutated DNA may have left her grotesquely deformed, but she's a realy glood dancer.
Sorry, I'm late, but somebody forgot to tell El Gandhisimo we had practice.
Hey, before we kick it, can I get someone to stretch my hammies? Gandhi? This is really hard to say.
I think maybe 'cause of your condition, - you shouldn't be-- - You're kicking me off the dance squad.
The Solid Gandhi Dancers? But I'm the treasurer! What if you have ADD attack, and you can't pay attention to the moves? That's not gonna happen.
Check this out.
Gandhi stop, you're out of control! Are you watchin'? Are you watchin'? 'Cause watch this, here it comes, finish.
I don't want that diseased freak going near my Attila! I don't really think it's safe for Gandhi to wander round without a spacesuit.
Folks, you all know me.
I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa.
Now, I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear.
This is a room full of scared people making decisions based on fear, and ignorance.
Now when I left the house this evening, I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant.
I can tell I'm in the wrooong place.
So if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting.
Settle, the bevested principal has the answer! THERAPUTIC ISOLATION! - That will solve everything.
- I feel so pacified.
- Is that cashmere? - The man in the dapper cardigan is right.
Let's lock him up like a diabetic! I vote we form an angry mob, just a whole bunch of mens just running.
I've never sat here in the popular section before.
Wow, salt and pepper? With me, Abe? It's first class all the way.
Abe, you've gotta help me! You're all I have, man! Is that pepper? Abe, do you have a celibacy wish? No, no! A thousand times no! Because when I see you talking to Gandhi, I feel like totally not kissing you.
You wanna kiss something, Cleo? You can start with my solid gold ass! Up high, Lincoln Continental! Dude, don't leave me hanging.
C'mon Abe, it's me.
Gandhi.
Don't you know me? Sorry, Gandhi.
I'm kinda tired.
Fine.
I never thought the world would see Abraham Lincoln dissing Mahatma Gandhi.
Gandhi, no! Not our matching friendship locket! Best dudes forever, Abe? Best dudes forever? I brought you some fries.
I was thinking you could, I dunno, stick some in your nose.
Like old times.
Keep yer damn fries.
Look Gandhi, when I chose not to high five you yesterday, it wasn't because I don't care about you.
It was because I didn't wanna touch you.
I'm sorry, is somebody talking? 'Cause I don't see anyone.
Gandhi-- Hi Cleo.
Yeah, I got your fax.
Yeah, I already called ahead to the lipblam shelter.
Yeah.
I'm going right now.
I'm going right now.
Once we were warriors Running with the streets.
Got to remember the fire, Don't give in to the heat.
Remember the memories.
Life is only a game You're only a man, now, Remember your heart, Remember the flame.
Living and dying, Dreaming and crying, Seizing the day, Carping the diem! Remember the memories.
Two stars, worlds apart.
Remember the memories.
Hi there, friend.
- Wow, Tom Green! - Who? You work here? Oh, I always make time to teach kids the facts about ADD.
And/or ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.
Hey, you're reading my book.
Touch the book.
Liiick the book.
Lick the book.
Lick the book.
Lick the book.
Book book book book book book book book Yeah, I haven't read it either.
People with ADD, they aren't good readers.
Wanna go shave a dog? My friend has ADD, and everyone in school treats him like kinda leper! Well that's discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed? I'm a albatross! I'm an albatross! I'm flap flap flapping my albatross wings, flap flap flapping my albatross wings Go ahead.
I'm here for you.
I er uh, recently broke up with my er, girlfriend Cleo.
Remember, too much emotion makes Doctor Scudworth uncomfortable.
But she was the first girl that gave me er, what's that word? Feelings! Is that water leaking out of your face? What is this touchy-feely bullcrap? I don't want the power of this sweater no more! God won't stop talking to me.
His power is the in the mix! I haven't slept in 78 hours.
Oh, my goodness, I'm knackered.
Jeez, that guy's like 45! Whee! It's experimental surgery time! Go on man, do it.
I want you to.
Stick it in my head, I hope it kills me.
You're not terrified, where's the sport? I don't wanna live in a world where buds diss their homeboys.
You're a high school principal, you don't know what's like to be lonely! On the contrary, Gandhi.
Some principals do feel loneliness.
We're not the invincible gods that teen magazines would have you believe.
Then I guess there's no hope for guys like us.
There's always hope, Gandhi.
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.
So go down to that Awareness Fair, stand up for what's right,and bring me back a funnel cake! But there's no way out of this place.
Isn't there? I think I know what you're saying.
You really helped that boy.
I did.
And without the sweater vest! I guess it wasn't magic after all! Or was it? Is there a Heather in the crowd? Heather? Heather, I have a message for you.
Jerome wants you to forgive him for hooking up with Lupé at Trey's party.
And God is commanding all of us to give a shout out, to all the locos at the In-N-Out at La Puente! His power is in the mix! We're 107FM, with a mix of fresh Christian jams, slam first! His power is in the mix.
Coming up, we've got a rock crusade! Forty minutes of non-stop Amy Grant! Okay, okay.
I, you know, I gotta take a okay.
I can't believe it, ay.
Jermone hooked up with Lupé? What the hell are you doing here? You're selling kisses, I'm buying.
Abe, will you form a mob, and get rid of this loser? No.
But I will INform a mob, with the help of this winner.
- Tom? - Hi everybody.
I'm Ottawa's Tom Green, I live in Hollywood.
Thank you.
So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD.
That's not cool.
Coffee? Anyone for coffee, anyone? Sorry.
I like cotton candy.
Check out my muscle.
Potato chips.
It's a ferris wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, Like Mr Green so eloquently said, ADD is not infectious.
What is infectious is ignorance.
If everyone keeps treating Gandhi like a contagious freak, then this isn't an awareness fair.
It's an awareness unfair.
- You think I was born yesterday? - Who likes cheese? Aaabe? You know what you have to do.
You're right.
I'm an ordinary guy in an ordinary world sing an ordinary song Dude! That was not cool! Not cool! And 'cause of that, I am only paying you, four dollars.
My discomfort with a man kissing another man is stronger than my hatred for people with ADD! Hey, let's all accept Gandhi and shun Abe instead! Wow, Abe.
Your brave, homoerotic gesture has changed my view about ADD.
Just don't touch me.
Gandhi? Get on up here and dance! But I didn't bring my dance skins.
- Gandhi! - Okay, you got me! Maybe I can help.
I think God left one last song in me.
Ya'll ready for God? Next time, on a very special Clone High.
Will Abe and Joan's student films reveal their true feelings for one another? How will Scudworth get himself out of another dangerous pickle? And what will become of Gandhi? I'd tell you, but I haven't seen the episode yet.
They were supposed to send it to me, but there's this guy at work who totally hates me.
If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog.