DC Super Hero Girls (2019) s01e18 Episode Script
Beasts in Show
1 [theme music playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! [rock music playing over headphones.]
That's weird.
[grunts.]
Huh? Hey, you met my dog! Isn't he the best? He was Dad's old police dog back in Gotham, but now he's retired, and that means he's all mine! His name is Ace, but I call him Ace the Bat-Hound.
Way better, right? Oh, isn't he just the greatest dog in the entire history of the universe? Uh-huh.
He's great.
The greatest! He's 26 inches at the shoulder, medium coat, finished first in his class at the academy, extremely intelligent, cleanly chiseled and noble head, four paws, super lovable personality, and the cutest wutest little fuzzy black nose! Okay, [scoffs.]
no.
No, actually.
He's not.
My old dog back in Smallville? He was the greatest dog in the universe.
You know what? Check this out.
[whistles.]
[thudding.]
[Barbara squeals.]
[panting excitedly.]
Meet Krypto the Superdog.
The actual greatest dog in the universe.
This guy's got some incredible powers.
- [rumbling.]
- [gasps.]
Earthquake! Nope.
It's Krypto! How's that for super strength? Well, look at Ace.
He's so well trained, he didn't even move when the ground started shaking.
Who's a good boy? [Kara.]
Dude, my dog can see through walls.
Whatever, Kara, anyone can see through walls.
- Your dog can't.
- [Krypto barking.]
- [car accelerating.]
- Uh, Kara? - Krypto, no! Krypto, get back here! - [panting.]
- [growls.]
- [Barbara.]
Oh my gosh! [man.]
Somebody help.
My wife's having a baby! - [both gasp.]
- [man.]
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
Mm-mm.
That's his third delivery this month.
Krypto, no.
We are not playing fetch! Speaking of nothing to do with fetch.
[whistles.]
Hey, Ace! Parkour! [panting.]
How's that for training, huh? Who cares about training when you've got powers, like Krypto here.
Krypto, no! He's got acid [sizzling.]
[scoffs.]
Big deal.
All dogs do that.
Watch this.
Krypto, fix hydrant.
Good boy, thy name is Krypto.
Your dog made that mess.
Ace is so well trained, he would never have ended up in that situation in the first place.
Well Krypto is so powerful, who cares what situation he ends up in? My dog is clearly better.
My dog is clearly better! There's only one way to settle this.
[commentator.]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to fabulous Shuster Arena for what is sure to be the cultural event of the season.
The 44th Annual Metropolis Kennel Club Dog Show! And we'll kick things off with a very difficult obedience trial.
A failure here would be disastrous.
[panting.]
[chuckles.]
Disastrous is right.
I can almost smell that "Best in Show" ribbon.
[exhales.]
Okay, Ace.
Com [laughs.]
Oh, yeah! Who's a good boy? He's a good boy.
[commentator.]
Well, that was a remarkable display of training and obedience.
It's going to be quite difficult for anyone to top that.
[growls.]
And next up, we've got this lovely boy, Krypto.
Krypto? Yes, well.
After what we just saw with Ace, the pressure is most definitely on.
[exhales.]
Okay, Krypto, get ready.
And Com Krypto, no.
No, bad dog.
No.
Krypto.
Krypto, no! Bad dog! - [growling.]
- Krypto.
[grunting.]
Oh, my.
This behavior is so far below MKC standards.
Krypto.
[grunts.]
- [panting.]
- Krypto! [groans.]
- Krypto, sit.
- [barks.]
- Heel! - [slurping.]
- [grunts.]
- [both yelp.]
[commentator.]
Next up is the flyball course.
A thrilling test of agility and skill.
[whooshing.]
[commentator.]
What a performance by the German shepherd.
Really a remarkable Oh, no.
Here we go again.
Krypto will show us how not to do the flyball course.
What's this? I've never seen anything like it.
It almost looks like he's flying over those hurdles.
Good boy, Krypto.
- [audience cheering.]
- Good boy, indeed.
Looks like this competition is getting fierce.
[Barbara grunts.]
[whistle blows.]
- [laughs triumphantly.]
- [all cheering.]
Woo-hoo! - [camera shutters clicking.]
- [audience cheering.]
[gasps loudly.]
[sneezes.]
[growling.]
[commentator.]
And now, we've reached the deciding event.
The crowd-favorite freestyle competition with the "Best in Show" title on the line.
The pressure couldn't be more intense.
- This is it, Ace.
- Focus, Krypto.
No matter what [both.]
Don't let anything distract you.
[woman.]
Run! [all screaming.]
- [both growling.]
- [chuckling.]
Oh.
Aw, I love you, Lucy.
I love ya, too, Ethel.
You're the sweetest little pooches I ever stole.
[screeches.]
Whoa! - [both barking.]
- Aw, poochies, where ya going? [dainty instrumental music playing.]
[whimpers.]
Come here, Ace, we can still get that coat shinier.
Krypto, one last brush and you'll get the win for sure.
- No, this is Ace's show! - Krypto's gonna win! Such a moving performance.
How could this possibly get any more exciting.
[both growling.]
- [screaming.]
- Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Waffles, the Pomeranian! - What's this? - [whimpers.]
An unexpected twist at the end of the routine! [both arguing.]
[both growling.]
In all my years of dog show commentating, I have never seen a freestyle routine as thrilling as this tasty little treat Waffles has cooked up for us.
But wait! What's this? - [all gasping.]
- It's a whole new element to this freestyle routine! Bravo, Waffles! What a show! It's the standoff of the century! [growling.]
[growling and cackling.]
[howling loudly.]
Way to turn up the volume.
[gasp.]
Oh, yeah, it is on! [barking.]
[barking.]
[whimpering.]
Booyah! Strike, baby! [growling.]
I don't think I'm emotionally prepared for what's gonna happen next.
[thudding.]
[rumbling.]
[yelps.]
[both yelping.]
What amazing special effects! [glass shatters.]
[slurping.]
Huh? Lucy! Ethel! Aw, poochies, what have they done to ya? [both whimpering.]
[all cheering.]
[laughing.]
I've never felt so alive! [gasps and grunts.]
[yelling.]
[commentator.]
You want a winner, folks, I'll give you a winner.
I couldn't be more clear.
- Ace! - Krypto! The winner for the Best in Show Metropolis Kennel Club Dog Show is Waffles! The Pomeranian! [audience cheering.]
[both.]
What! Come on! Even Kara's slobber bag of a space dog is better than that! Yeah, and so is Babs' broken-down, dead-inside, rule-following, dog-like statue thing! [whistles.]
You know what, Kara, Krypto really should have won that dog show.
Who says you need discipline to be a good boy? No way, Ace totally owned it.
You definitely don't need powers to be a good boy.
[both panting.]
They're both good boys, aren't they? The best boys.
[cat meowing.]
- [screeches.]
- [Ace and Krypto barking.]
- No.
Bad.
Bad boys.
- No.
Bad boys.
- Bad boys! - Bad boys! [theme music playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! [rock music playing over headphones.]
That's weird.
[grunts.]
Huh? Hey, you met my dog! Isn't he the best? He was Dad's old police dog back in Gotham, but now he's retired, and that means he's all mine! His name is Ace, but I call him Ace the Bat-Hound.
Way better, right? Oh, isn't he just the greatest dog in the entire history of the universe? Uh-huh.
He's great.
The greatest! He's 26 inches at the shoulder, medium coat, finished first in his class at the academy, extremely intelligent, cleanly chiseled and noble head, four paws, super lovable personality, and the cutest wutest little fuzzy black nose! Okay, [scoffs.]
no.
No, actually.
He's not.
My old dog back in Smallville? He was the greatest dog in the universe.
You know what? Check this out.
[whistles.]
[thudding.]
[Barbara squeals.]
[panting excitedly.]
Meet Krypto the Superdog.
The actual greatest dog in the universe.
This guy's got some incredible powers.
- [rumbling.]
- [gasps.]
Earthquake! Nope.
It's Krypto! How's that for super strength? Well, look at Ace.
He's so well trained, he didn't even move when the ground started shaking.
Who's a good boy? [Kara.]
Dude, my dog can see through walls.
Whatever, Kara, anyone can see through walls.
- Your dog can't.
- [Krypto barking.]
- [car accelerating.]
- Uh, Kara? - Krypto, no! Krypto, get back here! - [panting.]
- [growls.]
- [Barbara.]
Oh my gosh! [man.]
Somebody help.
My wife's having a baby! - [both gasp.]
- [man.]
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
Mm-mm.
That's his third delivery this month.
Krypto, no.
We are not playing fetch! Speaking of nothing to do with fetch.
[whistles.]
Hey, Ace! Parkour! [panting.]
How's that for training, huh? Who cares about training when you've got powers, like Krypto here.
Krypto, no! He's got acid [sizzling.]
[scoffs.]
Big deal.
All dogs do that.
Watch this.
Krypto, fix hydrant.
Good boy, thy name is Krypto.
Your dog made that mess.
Ace is so well trained, he would never have ended up in that situation in the first place.
Well Krypto is so powerful, who cares what situation he ends up in? My dog is clearly better.
My dog is clearly better! There's only one way to settle this.
[commentator.]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to fabulous Shuster Arena for what is sure to be the cultural event of the season.
The 44th Annual Metropolis Kennel Club Dog Show! And we'll kick things off with a very difficult obedience trial.
A failure here would be disastrous.
[panting.]
[chuckles.]
Disastrous is right.
I can almost smell that "Best in Show" ribbon.
[exhales.]
Okay, Ace.
Com [laughs.]
Oh, yeah! Who's a good boy? He's a good boy.
[commentator.]
Well, that was a remarkable display of training and obedience.
It's going to be quite difficult for anyone to top that.
[growls.]
And next up, we've got this lovely boy, Krypto.
Krypto? Yes, well.
After what we just saw with Ace, the pressure is most definitely on.
[exhales.]
Okay, Krypto, get ready.
And Com Krypto, no.
No, bad dog.
No.
Krypto.
Krypto, no! Bad dog! - [growling.]
- Krypto.
[grunting.]
Oh, my.
This behavior is so far below MKC standards.
Krypto.
[grunts.]
- [panting.]
- Krypto! [groans.]
- Krypto, sit.
- [barks.]
- Heel! - [slurping.]
- [grunts.]
- [both yelp.]
[commentator.]
Next up is the flyball course.
A thrilling test of agility and skill.
[whooshing.]
[commentator.]
What a performance by the German shepherd.
Really a remarkable Oh, no.
Here we go again.
Krypto will show us how not to do the flyball course.
What's this? I've never seen anything like it.
It almost looks like he's flying over those hurdles.
Good boy, Krypto.
- [audience cheering.]
- Good boy, indeed.
Looks like this competition is getting fierce.
[Barbara grunts.]
[whistle blows.]
- [laughs triumphantly.]
- [all cheering.]
Woo-hoo! - [camera shutters clicking.]
- [audience cheering.]
[gasps loudly.]
[sneezes.]
[growling.]
[commentator.]
And now, we've reached the deciding event.
The crowd-favorite freestyle competition with the "Best in Show" title on the line.
The pressure couldn't be more intense.
- This is it, Ace.
- Focus, Krypto.
No matter what [both.]
Don't let anything distract you.
[woman.]
Run! [all screaming.]
- [both growling.]
- [chuckling.]
Oh.
Aw, I love you, Lucy.
I love ya, too, Ethel.
You're the sweetest little pooches I ever stole.
[screeches.]
Whoa! - [both barking.]
- Aw, poochies, where ya going? [dainty instrumental music playing.]
[whimpers.]
Come here, Ace, we can still get that coat shinier.
Krypto, one last brush and you'll get the win for sure.
- No, this is Ace's show! - Krypto's gonna win! Such a moving performance.
How could this possibly get any more exciting.
[both growling.]
- [screaming.]
- Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Waffles, the Pomeranian! - What's this? - [whimpers.]
An unexpected twist at the end of the routine! [both arguing.]
[both growling.]
In all my years of dog show commentating, I have never seen a freestyle routine as thrilling as this tasty little treat Waffles has cooked up for us.
But wait! What's this? - [all gasping.]
- It's a whole new element to this freestyle routine! Bravo, Waffles! What a show! It's the standoff of the century! [growling.]
[growling and cackling.]
[howling loudly.]
Way to turn up the volume.
[gasp.]
Oh, yeah, it is on! [barking.]
[barking.]
[whimpering.]
Booyah! Strike, baby! [growling.]
I don't think I'm emotionally prepared for what's gonna happen next.
[thudding.]
[rumbling.]
[yelps.]
[both yelping.]
What amazing special effects! [glass shatters.]
[slurping.]
Huh? Lucy! Ethel! Aw, poochies, what have they done to ya? [both whimpering.]
[all cheering.]
[laughing.]
I've never felt so alive! [gasps and grunts.]
[yelling.]
[commentator.]
You want a winner, folks, I'll give you a winner.
I couldn't be more clear.
- Ace! - Krypto! The winner for the Best in Show Metropolis Kennel Club Dog Show is Waffles! The Pomeranian! [audience cheering.]
[both.]
What! Come on! Even Kara's slobber bag of a space dog is better than that! Yeah, and so is Babs' broken-down, dead-inside, rule-following, dog-like statue thing! [whistles.]
You know what, Kara, Krypto really should have won that dog show.
Who says you need discipline to be a good boy? No way, Ace totally owned it.
You definitely don't need powers to be a good boy.
[both panting.]
They're both good boys, aren't they? The best boys.
[cat meowing.]
- [screeches.]
- [Ace and Krypto barking.]
- No.
Bad.
Bad boys.
- No.
Bad boys.
- Bad boys! - Bad boys! [theme music playing.]