Femme Fatales (2011) s01e06 Episode Script
Girls Gone Dead
[upbeat.]
Okay, here's one.
all seven dwarves.
Easy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sexy, Drunky-- What? Sexy-- Charming.
No, that's not it.
Whatever.
It's a loaded question.
You do it for 40.
Ready? Like a Gatling gun.
Dopey, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, uh-- You owe me 40 bucks.
Let's get to work.
Love this job.
[chuckles.]
You got the envelope? Yeah, I got it right here.
We're here to make you famous.
[girls giggling.]
I've got my eye on you I've got my eye on you And I'm hooked here, too Your fooling around's Getting blood on my shoes, oh Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa I've set my sights on you I've set my sights on you I've got an alibi, too So don't look around I've got nothing to lose Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa [gunshot.]
Psychologists believe that the brain doesn't stop maturing until we're well into our twenties.
What does that mean for a girl who's turned 18? Legally, she's an adult, yet she still has a brain that's-- well, let's just say a brain that's not fully cooked.
I guess that's why we go away to college.
It's like an incubator-- a place to keep our bodies safe and our brains baking until we're able to make informed, intelligent choices.
But what happens when our bodies are ready, willing, and able, yet our minds are not mature enough to make these right decisions, especially when faced with a friendly smile, and irresistible temptations like a T-shirt, or worse plastic beads? You can't expect a girl whose body that's trying to catch up to its brain to understand concepts like consequences, particularly with a little booze involved, and some soft light, and a charming man with a camera.
I'm Tiffany, president of the sorority.
I'm Jay Roma.
We know who you are.
You're famous! Infamous is more like it.
This is Kip, my crude yet competent cameraman.
[Kip.]
Hello.
I'm Erida.
Erida? Erida? That's a new one.
It's an old one, actually.
I'm named after a Greek goddess.
The goddess of sexy librarians? 'Cause of the glasses? Cute.
And you are? Alexis.
Social secretary.
I plan the parties.
Hi, Alexis.
Did you find the place okay? Got a little lost, but we're here now.
You're not on sorority row, so it as a bit confusing.
So maybe we should get down to business first? Oh.
I'll take that.
I'm sorority treasurer.
Ten grand.
You can count it.
We trust you.
You saved us from foreclosure.
You're saving our asses, you know.
Can't wait to see those cute asses.
I should have hired a eunuch.
Forgive him.
Who's Eunuch? No one you'd ever want to meet, Alexis.
So whatever happened to a bake sale or a car wash? You can't make ten grand baking cookies.
Well, we're happy to help.
Do you know how this works? Let's meet the girls.
I guarantee there is not a hotter party in the world and no place I'd rather be than right here with the girls of Theta Alpha Nu! Ten smoking hot coeds and yours truly! I got a feeling we're gonna see some truly Crazy Chixx! Let's find out just how crazy! How was that? That was good.
All right, let's get this party started.
Right on.
[pop.]
[female singing.]
[continues.]
Yeah, spank-- More of that stuff.
You see that stuff? That's what we're looking for.
[girls cheering.]
[continues.]
[Jay.]
Come on, girls, shake your money makers.
Let's go.
Drinks are free, girls.
Drink up.
Yeah! Who's that in the red shirt? Yeah, shake 'em, baby.
Shake 'em.
Whoo! Lotta dimes here, girls.
Drink up.
Yeah! Chug-a-lug! Party time! Get it going, girls.
Come on, Kip, don't miss it.
Yeah, ladies! Ladies! Keep it going.
It's a party.
Whatever.
Madame President, I need you to go over there-- [whispering.]
All right? Leave it to me.
[continues.]
Jeannie and Betty.
[chuckling.]
You girls ready to earn that money? [continues in distance.]
All right.
On the bed.
Here.
SoCo? What is this, high school? Here.
Drinking from the bottle? I thought you Theta girls had more manners.
I don't think they need a chaperone.
[door closes.]
What is this, Sunday school? Girls, you're making even Kip soft.
Get into it.
[clears throat.]
Well, they didn't need much coaxing.
What is it about a video camera that would make an otherwise reasonable girl act like this? Take your fucking tops off.
Are we crazy? No, we're not.
We know exactly what we're doing.
Do we? Come on! I don't know if I can go through with this.
Um, hello? A little late, don't you think? Yeah, Emily.
The camera's rolling.
I don't want to be a bitch, Em, but we signed an oath.
We're all in this together.
Can I have some of those? No.
Everything's gonna be fine.
This is a great opportunity.
It will be worth it.
When is it our turn? Calm down.
We'll all get our chance.
Let's just do what they ask.
That's what we're getting paid for.
How'd they do? Tiffany, I don't mean to seem petty, but our deal was for 10 girls and I only see 9.
Oh, there are 10.
Caroline's in her room.
She's not feeling well, but you'll meet her soon.
I promise.
She as cute as the rest of you? Caroline? Oh, yeah, she's a perfect 10.
I gotta reload.
Can I have the keys? Right on.
Wait! I've never been inside a tour bus before.
Well, then you haven't lived.
Kip? We're working.
I'll be 4 1/2 minutes.
It's a lot bigger than I thought.
That's what she-- Please don't! Sorry.
I bet this thing doesn't get very good mileage.
Oh, don't kid yourself.
We've gotten plenty of mileage out of this one.
Do you ever say anything that's not perverted? Occupational hazard, I guess.
Good.
I like it.
Is it true you're worth like three hundred trillion dollars? Three hundred trillion? Well, maybe not three hundred, but you're definitely a trillionaire, aren't you? Yeah, definitely.
Wow.
[clears throat.]
What's in there? There? How did you get into this, Jay? Oh, long story.
Ooh! Tell us! Tell us! Okay.
I was a senior in high school, and my dad got me this Polaroid camera for Christmas and I was at this girl's house.
Emily Murphy.
Hot little cheerleader chick.
Way out of my league.
I bet this bed has seen a thing or two.
Well, eight's our record, actually.
Emily's waiting for me to make a move, which, admittedly at the time, I was not very good at.
Believe it or not, I was pretty innocent.
So instead of making a move, I take a Polaroid.
And I swear to God, when that flash went off, and that film came shooting out of the front, it was like, I don't know like the ultimate aphrodisiac for her.
So I take another and another.
Five photos later she's naked, and I'm in business.
Wow, this mattress is better than mine.
Feel how firm it is.
Shouldn't that be my line? There you go again.
But I wish it was.
I stumble upon a little known fact that makes me a very wealthy man-- Women are natural exhibitionists.
And men, we're born voyeurs.
We should really get going.
Are you turning me down? Oh, my.
Uh, not by choice.
I have a confession.
I kind of have a fetish for older guys.
At 17, I realize that all a girl needs is a little booze and a camera and she'll do anything you want.
What a coincidence, I have a fetish for girls, period.
Well, then we'll get along just fine.
Whoa! I have also a fetish for not pissing off Jay.
So, come on, let's get back.
Thanks, man.
I gotta go powder my nose.
Bathroom's at the end of the hall.
Okay, thanks.
Oh, hey, no hard feelings? We'll see.
[whistles.]
Oh, flowers for the pretty girl.
[wood creaking.]
You shoot everything on the X-100? Huh? The camera-- the X-100.
Emily's a movie major.
Yeah, look, I've shot a billion of these things, and I still don't know a damn thing about that.
[faucet squeaks.]
[air hisses.]
Okay, well, say hello.
Show us your chest! Are you sure you're 18? [laughing.]
Come here.
[no audible dialogue.]
[girls laughing.]
[Jay chuckles.]
All right, that's enough.
Don't tell me you're camera shy.
No, no, no, no.
Whoo! [girls laughing.]
All right, all right, that's enough! Come on, take it easy.
No, no, no.
Look, I said that's enough! [wood creaking.]
What he fuck? You like the house? I have a strict policy.
I don't participate.
Why not? I built my brand on crazy chicks, not on some douche bag trying to get with them.
You've never been in one of your videos? No.
Never.
It would ruin my reputation.
Nobody lives here.
Of course we live here.
It's our sorority house.
This is no sorority.
Nobody lives here.
And that's water.
Water is the source of all life.
Why are all the vodka bottles filled with water? We don't want to be drunk for this.
Who are you? Where the hell is Kip? My fault.
Sorry.
Where the hell is he? Let's just say his willpower lost this time.
Kip! You're fired! Don't blame him.
He couldn't resist.
What happened? What did you do? Jesus Christ! He knows better.
To hell with him.
You know how to work this thing? Hell, yeah.
Good.
Come on.
I want to make this horny bastard sorry.
We have just the thing.
[wood creaking.]
Oh, you girls don't fuck around.
No.
We put a lot of thought into this night.
Roll camera.
[classical.]
Cut.
[stops.]
What are you doing? We know you don't want to be on camera, but I think we're entitled to some bragging rights.
Bragging rights? We want to be able to say that we fucked Jay Roma.
All right, this is against my-- No one will ever know.
[whispers.]
I promise.
You've had a lot of girls.
But have you ever had an entire sorority house? [romantic.]
[girls chuckle.]
[continues.]
Hey! Where's number ten? You know, number ten? Caroline? You'll meet her very soon.
I promise.
[chuckles.]
Hey.
All right, this is getting kind of kinky.
Oh, no, this is so hot.
Oh, my gosh.
Totally hot.
What do you think, Jay? Fucking hot.
Yeah.
All right, peek-a-boo.
Hey, I can't see.
I think you need to cool down.
What the hell we doing? We have another surprise for you.
Step up.
You go.
Oh, that's fucking cold! Okay.
[chuckling.]
I get it.
Very funny! [girls chuckle.]
I love it.
All right, look, this is getting dangerous.
Tiffany? I'm getting kind of used to that name.
It's got a nice ring to it.
My name real is Jessica.
But you wouldn't remember that, Jay.
Tiffany is just a variation of a Greek name.
Tisiphone.
She was a goddess-- the goddess of vengeance.
All right, uh Kip! But I thought you wanted to meet Caroline.
Fuck Caroline! You already did! You got me and Caroline drunk.
Really drunk.
Then you gave us some money.
And then you ruined our lives.
Shit! It's her! Oh! Oh! Oh! Dude, that's fucking her! We had to drop out of school, change our names, and no matter where we moved or what we did, we could not get away what we did for you.
And this goddamn ice is hotter than you.
Now heat the fuck up.
[screaming.]
Now get into it! Of course, I handled it better a lot better than she did.
[sniffling, sobbing.]
Keep the money.
All right? Keep the money and let me go.
Kip! I don't think he's gonna be much help.
Nobody lives here.
Of course we live here, it's our sorority house.
Who are you? You're a fucking dime a dozen! There's a billion more sluts out there who won't pull this hurt little girl shit.
We're just crazy chicks, Kip.
Isn't that what you want? Put your training bra back on and get the fuck out! [sobs.]
Here.
Here.
Keep the fucking T-shirt.
You're not college students.
I know you.
You're name's not Erida, is it? Very good, Kip.
I'm gonna give you a little lesson in Greek mythology.
You see, Erida was a Greek goddess-- the goddess of hate.
She could only be at peace once blood was spilled.
What are you gonna do? Isn't it obvious? By the way, I'm Ashley.
When you filmed me, that was my name.
It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.
Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.
The goddess of unresting.
I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.
Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek.
She's a member of Mensa, dipshit.
I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.
What do you want? What do you want? [girls giggling.]
Isn't it obvious? We all appeared in your videos.
Now it's your turn to be in ours.
What are you doing? After everything we just told you, you still can't figure it out? And we're rolling.
[gasping.]
Okay.
All right.
I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches.
You think you're gonna embarrass me? You think you're gonna film me and make me look like an asshole and ruin my reputation? When I get out of here, you're all dead! Fuck you! And fuck your whore friend Caroline! And to think I had second thoughts about this.
I told you it would be worth it.
I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got! You wanna film me? [wood creaking.]
Go ahead and film me, you stupid whores.
Come on.
Let's go upstairs and clean up.
[wood creaking.]
Wait! Congrats, Jay.
This is will definitely be your biggest hit ever.
Where are you going? Hey, come back here.
No.
Come back.
Please.
Hey.
[wood creaking.]
Come back.
[coughing.]
[choking.]
[stammering.]
[muttering, indistinct.]
Hey! Help! Help! [laughing.]
Luckily, most people can't speak Greek.
If Kip or Jay did, they may recognize that Theta Alpha Nu are the first three letters of the word thanatos.
That's Greek for death.
Clever girls.
Jay Roma.
He made his first million at the age of 25.
His first hundred million by the age of 32.
But by 35 on his very last video.
I guess these chicks are crazier than what he ever dreamed.
And as the Greeks say-- Kali nichta.
Good night.
If I was you I would run for your life
Okay, here's one.
all seven dwarves.
Easy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sexy, Drunky-- What? Sexy-- Charming.
No, that's not it.
Whatever.
It's a loaded question.
You do it for 40.
Ready? Like a Gatling gun.
Dopey, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, uh-- You owe me 40 bucks.
Let's get to work.
Love this job.
[chuckles.]
You got the envelope? Yeah, I got it right here.
We're here to make you famous.
[girls giggling.]
I've got my eye on you I've got my eye on you And I'm hooked here, too Your fooling around's Getting blood on my shoes, oh Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa I've set my sights on you I've set my sights on you I've got an alibi, too So don't look around I've got nothing to lose Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa Whoa-oa, oh, oh Whoa-oa [gunshot.]
Psychologists believe that the brain doesn't stop maturing until we're well into our twenties.
What does that mean for a girl who's turned 18? Legally, she's an adult, yet she still has a brain that's-- well, let's just say a brain that's not fully cooked.
I guess that's why we go away to college.
It's like an incubator-- a place to keep our bodies safe and our brains baking until we're able to make informed, intelligent choices.
But what happens when our bodies are ready, willing, and able, yet our minds are not mature enough to make these right decisions, especially when faced with a friendly smile, and irresistible temptations like a T-shirt, or worse plastic beads? You can't expect a girl whose body that's trying to catch up to its brain to understand concepts like consequences, particularly with a little booze involved, and some soft light, and a charming man with a camera.
I'm Tiffany, president of the sorority.
I'm Jay Roma.
We know who you are.
You're famous! Infamous is more like it.
This is Kip, my crude yet competent cameraman.
[Kip.]
Hello.
I'm Erida.
Erida? Erida? That's a new one.
It's an old one, actually.
I'm named after a Greek goddess.
The goddess of sexy librarians? 'Cause of the glasses? Cute.
And you are? Alexis.
Social secretary.
I plan the parties.
Hi, Alexis.
Did you find the place okay? Got a little lost, but we're here now.
You're not on sorority row, so it as a bit confusing.
So maybe we should get down to business first? Oh.
I'll take that.
I'm sorority treasurer.
Ten grand.
You can count it.
We trust you.
You saved us from foreclosure.
You're saving our asses, you know.
Can't wait to see those cute asses.
I should have hired a eunuch.
Forgive him.
Who's Eunuch? No one you'd ever want to meet, Alexis.
So whatever happened to a bake sale or a car wash? You can't make ten grand baking cookies.
Well, we're happy to help.
Do you know how this works? Let's meet the girls.
I guarantee there is not a hotter party in the world and no place I'd rather be than right here with the girls of Theta Alpha Nu! Ten smoking hot coeds and yours truly! I got a feeling we're gonna see some truly Crazy Chixx! Let's find out just how crazy! How was that? That was good.
All right, let's get this party started.
Right on.
[pop.]
[female singing.]
[continues.]
Yeah, spank-- More of that stuff.
You see that stuff? That's what we're looking for.
[girls cheering.]
[continues.]
[Jay.]
Come on, girls, shake your money makers.
Let's go.
Drinks are free, girls.
Drink up.
Yeah! Who's that in the red shirt? Yeah, shake 'em, baby.
Shake 'em.
Whoo! Lotta dimes here, girls.
Drink up.
Yeah! Chug-a-lug! Party time! Get it going, girls.
Come on, Kip, don't miss it.
Yeah, ladies! Ladies! Keep it going.
It's a party.
Whatever.
Madame President, I need you to go over there-- [whispering.]
All right? Leave it to me.
[continues.]
Jeannie and Betty.
[chuckling.]
You girls ready to earn that money? [continues in distance.]
All right.
On the bed.
Here.
SoCo? What is this, high school? Here.
Drinking from the bottle? I thought you Theta girls had more manners.
I don't think they need a chaperone.
[door closes.]
What is this, Sunday school? Girls, you're making even Kip soft.
Get into it.
[clears throat.]
Well, they didn't need much coaxing.
What is it about a video camera that would make an otherwise reasonable girl act like this? Take your fucking tops off.
Are we crazy? No, we're not.
We know exactly what we're doing.
Do we? Come on! I don't know if I can go through with this.
Um, hello? A little late, don't you think? Yeah, Emily.
The camera's rolling.
I don't want to be a bitch, Em, but we signed an oath.
We're all in this together.
Can I have some of those? No.
Everything's gonna be fine.
This is a great opportunity.
It will be worth it.
When is it our turn? Calm down.
We'll all get our chance.
Let's just do what they ask.
That's what we're getting paid for.
How'd they do? Tiffany, I don't mean to seem petty, but our deal was for 10 girls and I only see 9.
Oh, there are 10.
Caroline's in her room.
She's not feeling well, but you'll meet her soon.
I promise.
She as cute as the rest of you? Caroline? Oh, yeah, she's a perfect 10.
I gotta reload.
Can I have the keys? Right on.
Wait! I've never been inside a tour bus before.
Well, then you haven't lived.
Kip? We're working.
I'll be 4 1/2 minutes.
It's a lot bigger than I thought.
That's what she-- Please don't! Sorry.
I bet this thing doesn't get very good mileage.
Oh, don't kid yourself.
We've gotten plenty of mileage out of this one.
Do you ever say anything that's not perverted? Occupational hazard, I guess.
Good.
I like it.
Is it true you're worth like three hundred trillion dollars? Three hundred trillion? Well, maybe not three hundred, but you're definitely a trillionaire, aren't you? Yeah, definitely.
Wow.
[clears throat.]
What's in there? There? How did you get into this, Jay? Oh, long story.
Ooh! Tell us! Tell us! Okay.
I was a senior in high school, and my dad got me this Polaroid camera for Christmas and I was at this girl's house.
Emily Murphy.
Hot little cheerleader chick.
Way out of my league.
I bet this bed has seen a thing or two.
Well, eight's our record, actually.
Emily's waiting for me to make a move, which, admittedly at the time, I was not very good at.
Believe it or not, I was pretty innocent.
So instead of making a move, I take a Polaroid.
And I swear to God, when that flash went off, and that film came shooting out of the front, it was like, I don't know like the ultimate aphrodisiac for her.
So I take another and another.
Five photos later she's naked, and I'm in business.
Wow, this mattress is better than mine.
Feel how firm it is.
Shouldn't that be my line? There you go again.
But I wish it was.
I stumble upon a little known fact that makes me a very wealthy man-- Women are natural exhibitionists.
And men, we're born voyeurs.
We should really get going.
Are you turning me down? Oh, my.
Uh, not by choice.
I have a confession.
I kind of have a fetish for older guys.
At 17, I realize that all a girl needs is a little booze and a camera and she'll do anything you want.
What a coincidence, I have a fetish for girls, period.
Well, then we'll get along just fine.
Whoa! I have also a fetish for not pissing off Jay.
So, come on, let's get back.
Thanks, man.
I gotta go powder my nose.
Bathroom's at the end of the hall.
Okay, thanks.
Oh, hey, no hard feelings? We'll see.
[whistles.]
Oh, flowers for the pretty girl.
[wood creaking.]
You shoot everything on the X-100? Huh? The camera-- the X-100.
Emily's a movie major.
Yeah, look, I've shot a billion of these things, and I still don't know a damn thing about that.
[faucet squeaks.]
[air hisses.]
Okay, well, say hello.
Show us your chest! Are you sure you're 18? [laughing.]
Come here.
[no audible dialogue.]
[girls laughing.]
[Jay chuckles.]
All right, that's enough.
Don't tell me you're camera shy.
No, no, no, no.
Whoo! [girls laughing.]
All right, all right, that's enough! Come on, take it easy.
No, no, no.
Look, I said that's enough! [wood creaking.]
What he fuck? You like the house? I have a strict policy.
I don't participate.
Why not? I built my brand on crazy chicks, not on some douche bag trying to get with them.
You've never been in one of your videos? No.
Never.
It would ruin my reputation.
Nobody lives here.
Of course we live here.
It's our sorority house.
This is no sorority.
Nobody lives here.
And that's water.
Water is the source of all life.
Why are all the vodka bottles filled with water? We don't want to be drunk for this.
Who are you? Where the hell is Kip? My fault.
Sorry.
Where the hell is he? Let's just say his willpower lost this time.
Kip! You're fired! Don't blame him.
He couldn't resist.
What happened? What did you do? Jesus Christ! He knows better.
To hell with him.
You know how to work this thing? Hell, yeah.
Good.
Come on.
I want to make this horny bastard sorry.
We have just the thing.
[wood creaking.]
Oh, you girls don't fuck around.
No.
We put a lot of thought into this night.
Roll camera.
[classical.]
Cut.
[stops.]
What are you doing? We know you don't want to be on camera, but I think we're entitled to some bragging rights.
Bragging rights? We want to be able to say that we fucked Jay Roma.
All right, this is against my-- No one will ever know.
[whispers.]
I promise.
You've had a lot of girls.
But have you ever had an entire sorority house? [romantic.]
[girls chuckle.]
[continues.]
Hey! Where's number ten? You know, number ten? Caroline? You'll meet her very soon.
I promise.
[chuckles.]
Hey.
All right, this is getting kind of kinky.
Oh, no, this is so hot.
Oh, my gosh.
Totally hot.
What do you think, Jay? Fucking hot.
Yeah.
All right, peek-a-boo.
Hey, I can't see.
I think you need to cool down.
What the hell we doing? We have another surprise for you.
Step up.
You go.
Oh, that's fucking cold! Okay.
[chuckling.]
I get it.
Very funny! [girls chuckle.]
I love it.
All right, look, this is getting dangerous.
Tiffany? I'm getting kind of used to that name.
It's got a nice ring to it.
My name real is Jessica.
But you wouldn't remember that, Jay.
Tiffany is just a variation of a Greek name.
Tisiphone.
She was a goddess-- the goddess of vengeance.
All right, uh Kip! But I thought you wanted to meet Caroline.
Fuck Caroline! You already did! You got me and Caroline drunk.
Really drunk.
Then you gave us some money.
And then you ruined our lives.
Shit! It's her! Oh! Oh! Oh! Dude, that's fucking her! We had to drop out of school, change our names, and no matter where we moved or what we did, we could not get away what we did for you.
And this goddamn ice is hotter than you.
Now heat the fuck up.
[screaming.]
Now get into it! Of course, I handled it better a lot better than she did.
[sniffling, sobbing.]
Keep the money.
All right? Keep the money and let me go.
Kip! I don't think he's gonna be much help.
Nobody lives here.
Of course we live here, it's our sorority house.
Who are you? You're a fucking dime a dozen! There's a billion more sluts out there who won't pull this hurt little girl shit.
We're just crazy chicks, Kip.
Isn't that what you want? Put your training bra back on and get the fuck out! [sobs.]
Here.
Here.
Keep the fucking T-shirt.
You're not college students.
I know you.
You're name's not Erida, is it? Very good, Kip.
I'm gonna give you a little lesson in Greek mythology.
You see, Erida was a Greek goddess-- the goddess of hate.
She could only be at peace once blood was spilled.
What are you gonna do? Isn't it obvious? By the way, I'm Ashley.
When you filmed me, that was my name.
It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.
Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.
The goddess of unresting.
I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.
Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek.
She's a member of Mensa, dipshit.
I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.
What do you want? What do you want? [girls giggling.]
Isn't it obvious? We all appeared in your videos.
Now it's your turn to be in ours.
What are you doing? After everything we just told you, you still can't figure it out? And we're rolling.
[gasping.]
Okay.
All right.
I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches.
You think you're gonna embarrass me? You think you're gonna film me and make me look like an asshole and ruin my reputation? When I get out of here, you're all dead! Fuck you! And fuck your whore friend Caroline! And to think I had second thoughts about this.
I told you it would be worth it.
I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got! You wanna film me? [wood creaking.]
Go ahead and film me, you stupid whores.
Come on.
Let's go upstairs and clean up.
[wood creaking.]
Wait! Congrats, Jay.
This is will definitely be your biggest hit ever.
Where are you going? Hey, come back here.
No.
Come back.
Please.
Hey.
[wood creaking.]
Come back.
[coughing.]
[choking.]
[stammering.]
[muttering, indistinct.]
Hey! Help! Help! [laughing.]
Luckily, most people can't speak Greek.
If Kip or Jay did, they may recognize that Theta Alpha Nu are the first three letters of the word thanatos.
That's Greek for death.
Clever girls.
Jay Roma.
He made his first million at the age of 25.
His first hundred million by the age of 32.
But by 35 on his very last video.
I guess these chicks are crazier than what he ever dreamed.
And as the Greeks say-- Kali nichta.
Good night.
If I was you I would run for your life