Hannah Montana s02e18 Episode Script
That's What Friends Are For?
Hey, great things are happening here at the United People's Relief Telethon, thanks to you and to our amazing volunteers.
Look who we have with us this hour, teen pop sensations Hannah Montana and Mikayla.
I wish you could feel the love in this room.
I still hate you.
Hate makes you ugly.
Too late.
Well, let's see how we're doing.
That is so generous.
I have a pledge for $300, Colin.
Outstanding! I just got $400.
And I've got tears in my eyes.
We'll be right back, but you keep calling.
Hey, what's up? It's Hannah Montana.
What would you like to give? I'd like to give you singing lessons.
Just heard your new single.
Ouch! Well, I just heard yours, and I thought it was fantastic.
Really? Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish, so we played it for him to induce vomiting.
It was like Insta-puke! -Has-been.
-Never was.
-Bottle blonde.
-Lip-syncer.
Bra-stuffer.
-I hate you.
-Like I care.
We're back in three, two I'll tell you what I'd like to stuff, my knuckles up her nose.
Miles, don't let her push your buttons.
She's not worth it.
You're right.
My life is complicated enough.
The last thing I need is more drama.
Hey, Miley.
Hello, drama.
come on! You get the limo out front Hottest styles, every shoe every colour Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun It's really you but no one ever discovers Who would have thought that a girl like me Would double as a superstar? You get the best of both worlds chill it out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together And you know that it's the best of both worlds Jake! What a surprise.
Wow.
-Awkward.
-Anyhoo, why don't we -Go inside? -That could work.
Come in.
Let's talk.
Man, he wants to get back together with me.
Don't you dare leave me alone with him.
Why would I leave my little sister when she and her ex are gonna talk about relationships and feelings and You two kids have fun.
-Hi.
-You look great.
Oh, boy.
-Listen, Miley, I -I know.
I know.
You haven't been able to forget about me.
Your life feels empty without me.
You see my face everywhere you look, and you've come back to say I just want to be friends.
Big blonde sack of drama say what? You know, I've been thinking about it, and just because things didn't work out between us doesn't mean we can't still be in each other's lives.
So, you're not into me at all? Not even a little bit? I mean, come on, it's only been a couple of months.
What are you, made of stone? -Miley, if this is too hard for you, I -Me? Are you kidding? I was worried about you.
I mean, this is so great.
I would love to be friends.
-Yeah.
This is great.
-Great? It's perfect.
Looks like somebody got up on the wrong side of the hamster wheel this morning.
The water's out at my house, and I haven't showered in two days.
So? We're guys.
We're not supposed to shower every day.
That's what magazine cologne samples are for.
Or car air-fresheners.
You put a couple of these in your pockets and you're good for four to six weeks.
-Like you've never done it.
-Here, dude, try this.
What kind of cologne is this? It's not.
I spilled pickle juice on it an hour ago.
-You just got poned.
-Poned.
-You think this is funny? -Yeah.
Hence the laughter.
-Dude, get over it.
It's only two days.
-I wish.
The plumber said our water's gonna be out for at least a week.
What am I gonna do? Grow up and release your inner man stink.
Your man stink.
Easy for you to say.
I bet you guys free hotdogs for a month that you guys can't go without showering or changing your clothes, until they turn my water back on.
-Free -Hot dogs? Dude, you are so on.
It's gonna be like taking candy from a stanky baby.
Now, wait.
Wait.
If we lose, what do you get? The satisfaction of looking at you guys and saying Did I mention I haven't brushed my teeth, either? Yeah, we kind of figured that out.
-I think I got some in my mouth.
-Gross, gross! And we're back on Wake Up, It's Wendy with former zombie slayer and current teen-screen sensation, Jake Ryan.
That's right.
Isn't he just yummy? Isn't he? Isn't he? He is.
So, Jake, you're back in town.
You're here to shoot a couple of scenes from your new movie, Roger Bucks: Intergalactic Bounty Hunter.
You better set your phasers on "fun.
" Tell us all about it.
Right? Tell us.
-Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! -Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Okay.
All right.
Well Well, first, I'm really glad to have a few days in LA before we go to Antarctica to do the rest of the movie.
You know, it gives me a chance to spend some time with some really good friends.
You hear that? Great friends.
That's me.
There is no way you and Heartbreak Jake can be friends.
Yes, we can.
You know what? I think being friends is the best thing that's ever happened to us.
I mean, we can finally hang out without any of that relationship junk.
It's so simple.
No more insecurity or anger or jealousy.
And I'm so excited to introduce the intergalactic alien babe that I'll be kissing for the next eight weeks.
Put your hands together for my beautiful co-star, Mikayla.
What? Well, that's our show for today.
We're gonna see you tomorrow when your alarm clocks will ring and say, -"Wake up, it's Wendy.
" -"Wake up, it's Wendy.
" Bye-bye.
And we're out.
-Thank you so much for having us.
-You're welcome.
You're very welcome.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Wendy, you don't have to yell.
We're right here.
I know.
It takes me 20 minutes after every show to stop talking like this.
It does, it really does.
It really does.
-Hey.
So, what did you think? -You were great.
That big announcement, boy, was that great and big.
Didn't see that one coming.
Yeah, I thought about asking, you know, Hannah Montana to play my love interest, but I didn't want to do anything that might risk the new friendship.
Little late for that, buddy boy.
So, you went with Mikayla instead of asking me because you didn't want to risk our new friendship? Exactly.
I mean, you know, how awkward would that be? The alien babe and I kiss from one end of the universe to the other.
I mean, it's like every single scene is kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss I got it.
Miley, I mean, you're not jealous, are you? Are you kidding? I'm happy for you, friend.
Pal.
You get any happier, you're gonna break my arm.
Hey, Jake.
-And I know who you are.
-You do? Of course.
You're Jake's ex-girlfriend.
Right.
'Cause we've never met or anything.
-Or worked together or anything.
-Lilly.
Well, you haven't.
Excuse me, Mr Ryan.
There's a couple of guys from the crew who are wondering if they could get a picture with you.
Well, I'm not gonna say no to that.
I just want you to know how amazing I think you are.
-Really? -Of course.
I could never watch my ex-boyfriend macking on another girl and stay friends with him.
Well, it's true.
I am amazing, and it's just a movie, right? Well, I sure hope not.
I mean, come on, he's beyond cute.
I can't believe you dumped him.
Yep.
She's just a little dumpster.
So, you're really into him? Are you kidding? I'm already working on our celebrity couple names.
Right now, it's between "Jakayla" and "Mikake.
" Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump.
You could be "Old MikDonald.
" Hey, you're funny.
Man, it's too bad you're not famous, too.
We could've been such good friends.
It had to be Mikayla? Relax.
So what if she's into him? He may not even like her.
Are you kidding? Two months in Antarctica.
You're cold, you're lonely, and your snuggle options are between a penguin and her.
Do the math.
-So go warn him.
-I can't.
If I tell him that I hate Mikayla, he'll just think it's because I'm jealous.
But you do hate her and you are jealous.
I am not jealous.
I am his friend, and as his friend, it's my job to get Mikayla fired off that set before they start sharing mukluks in Antarctica.
Please tell me your plan doesn't involve me.
-Oh, boy.
-Come on.
Here's your lunch, boy.
Come on, Dad.
This is stupid.
Can't I come back in the house now? No way.
You smell worse than that week-old sardine Uncle Earl found in his fat fold when he was looking for the remote.
Come on.
It's just a little man funk.
What are you afraid of? Poor little guy, flew right through the stank zone.
-Hey, guys.
Hey, thanks for coming by.
-No problem.
We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day of filming, 'cause, you know, that is what friends do.
They're there for each other.
They support each other.
So, where's Mikayla? -In Makeup.
Why? -We just wanted to wish her luck.
It's not like we're here to get her fired or anything.
That's That's crazy talk 'cause Well, good luck.
Break a leg.
Gotta go.
Bye.
-You stink under pressure.
-Then stop putting me under pressure.
Listen, you flunky, Mikayla demanded extra cashews in her trail mix, and if there isn't a boatload of curvy nuts in her dressing room pronto, you're gonna be looking for a new alien babe, okay? -I don't like cashews.
-I know, but I do.
Mikayla, hi.
Great.
Little fans.
Security! I thought this was a closed set! It's okay, Margo.
These are Jake's friends.
Hi.
It's so nice to meet you.
What? Listen, mister, we had a contract, and it is legally binding.
If I get home and your bedroom is not clean, you can forget about allowance.
Okay, bye-bye.
So, guys, what do you think of my costume? Don't I look fabulous? And check this out.
Kiss me, Roger Bucks, as if the fate of the galaxy depends on it, because it does.
That is so cool.
You know who would like that? Johnny Depp.
-Yeah, and he's right outside.
-What? Yeah, we were just talking to him, and he said he really wanted to meet you.
-He did? -He did.
-He did? -He did.
Come on.
Let's go! Say hi to Johnny for me.
Johnny? Wait, he's not out here.
-Too bad! -See you, sucker.
Phase 1 complete.
Commencing Phase 2.
Hey, consider yourselves lucky, at least you can run away from it.
That's close enough! Hey! You showered! -You're clean.
-We won! -Yeah, baby.
-Yeah.
-No.
-No.
Congratulations.
Have a hotdog.
The first of many.
So, Rico, when did your water go back on? -It was never off.
-What? And now, thanks to your man stink, I'm the only sweet-smelling guy within miles of this place.
And you're happy about that because Excuse me, I'm looking for the photo shoot.
The one for the swimsuit calendar? -Let me walk you over.
-Girls, it's this way.
-My goodness, you are so cute.
-You are so cute.
You set us up.
It was like taking candy from two stanky babies.
Shall we? Hey -Come back.
I'm a Taurus.
-Oliver.
v ery good to meet you.
-Are you sure this is gonna work? -It will.
As soon as I'm done being Mikayla, she's gonna be Mik-fired.
So evil.
It's like you really are Mikayla.
Thank you.
Wow, Mikayla, you look great.
-That makes one of us.
-What? And I have to kiss you? Well, I guess that's why they call it acting.
Okay, look, I know you're nervous, but it'd really help me if you stop slamming me.
And it would really help me if you were better-looking.
-Okay, seriously -Okay, kids, now, in this scene, you have just discovered Lord Zordac's cloning chamber.
Okay? It's tense, it's romantic, and I know they're not real, but these little bug-eyed things are kind of giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Okay, let's shoot this sucker and get out of here.
Okay? And, action.
We've got two minutes to destroy these clones.
But don't worry, Roger Bucks has a plan.
I hope it includes an acting coach.
That was pitiful.
Cut! What And, action.
We may never get out of here, so let me say this now and say it quick.
I don't care if your mother was a rainbow trout Hold that thought.
I gotta take this.
No, I'm not busy.
What's going on, girl? Cut! Okay, quick.
Throw me the flumium crystals.
You got two hands.
Get them yourself.
-What? -Cut! What is wrong with you? Those aren't the lines.
They're better than the garbage in this script.
Who wrote this, a monkey with a computer? I wrote it.
Yeah, we would've been better off with the monkey.
Mikayla, sweetheart.
What are you doing? I told you, you couldn't act like a jerk until your second movie.
Then what's your excuse? Yeah.
I went there.
Mikayla.
Mikayla! Listen, pop star, one more of your little diva moves and you're going to be off this movie.
Good to know.
What are you doing? -Turn it off! -Turn it up? Okay.
Oh, off! I want her fired! Took you long enough.
Get your hands off me.
I'm the star of this movie.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Don't listen to her! She's a A real alien! I told you I'm bad at this.
-Mikayla? -Yeah.
-Miley? -Sweet niblets! Mile, you must have known Jake was gonna find out sooner or later.
What in the world were you thinking? That Mikayla would get fired, no one would believe her story and Jake would spend two months snuggling with a penguin in Antarctica.
I had to ask.
Dad, I'm sorry.
Hey, I appreciate that, but, you know, I'm not the one you need to apologise to.
Sure, now he leaves me alone with a boy.
I cannot believe what you did.
I guess I kind of ruined the friendship thing, huh? Well, you sure didn't do it a whole lot of good.
Miley, if you were jealous, why didn't you just say something? -I was not jealous.
-Miley.
Okay, fine, I was.
Man, I mean, you don't want to be a couple, and when I try to be friends, you almost wreck my movie.
-What am I gonna do with you? -I don't know.
Maybe we should just forget about each other.
-Maybe we should.
-Fine.
Fine.
-Okay, this isn't working for me.
-Me, neither.
Look, last time, you were the one with some growing up to do, and now it's my turn.
But if I promise not to wreck another movie, can we try to be friends again? -I'd like that.
-Me, too.
-This isn't helping the friendship thing.
-Couldn't agree more.
Great work today, sweetie.
Seriously, changed my life.
-Mikayla.
-Security! No, no, no.
We're here to apologise.
I was jealous and stupid, and I'm sorry.
And I'm just a sidekick who needs to learn how to say no.
Wait a second.
Truth is, if I still liked a guy, I would've done the same thing.
Really? Well, I would've done it a little better, but I appreciate the attempt.
That was surprisingly nice of you.
You know what? I don't care if you're not famous.
-I'm gonna let you be my friend.
-Cool.
Sorry, not you.
Really, Mikayla, you don't have to Oh, my goodness, this is going to be so much fun.
We can do all my favourite things.
Shop, get our nails done, and talk about how much I hate Hannah Montana.
Let's start now.
Yay! Help!
Look who we have with us this hour, teen pop sensations Hannah Montana and Mikayla.
I wish you could feel the love in this room.
I still hate you.
Hate makes you ugly.
Too late.
Well, let's see how we're doing.
That is so generous.
I have a pledge for $300, Colin.
Outstanding! I just got $400.
And I've got tears in my eyes.
We'll be right back, but you keep calling.
Hey, what's up? It's Hannah Montana.
What would you like to give? I'd like to give you singing lessons.
Just heard your new single.
Ouch! Well, I just heard yours, and I thought it was fantastic.
Really? Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish, so we played it for him to induce vomiting.
It was like Insta-puke! -Has-been.
-Never was.
-Bottle blonde.
-Lip-syncer.
Bra-stuffer.
-I hate you.
-Like I care.
We're back in three, two I'll tell you what I'd like to stuff, my knuckles up her nose.
Miles, don't let her push your buttons.
She's not worth it.
You're right.
My life is complicated enough.
The last thing I need is more drama.
Hey, Miley.
Hello, drama.
come on! You get the limo out front Hottest styles, every shoe every colour Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun It's really you but no one ever discovers Who would have thought that a girl like me Would double as a superstar? You get the best of both worlds chill it out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together And you know that it's the best of both worlds Jake! What a surprise.
Wow.
-Awkward.
-Anyhoo, why don't we -Go inside? -That could work.
Come in.
Let's talk.
Man, he wants to get back together with me.
Don't you dare leave me alone with him.
Why would I leave my little sister when she and her ex are gonna talk about relationships and feelings and You two kids have fun.
-Hi.
-You look great.
Oh, boy.
-Listen, Miley, I -I know.
I know.
You haven't been able to forget about me.
Your life feels empty without me.
You see my face everywhere you look, and you've come back to say I just want to be friends.
Big blonde sack of drama say what? You know, I've been thinking about it, and just because things didn't work out between us doesn't mean we can't still be in each other's lives.
So, you're not into me at all? Not even a little bit? I mean, come on, it's only been a couple of months.
What are you, made of stone? -Miley, if this is too hard for you, I -Me? Are you kidding? I was worried about you.
I mean, this is so great.
I would love to be friends.
-Yeah.
This is great.
-Great? It's perfect.
Looks like somebody got up on the wrong side of the hamster wheel this morning.
The water's out at my house, and I haven't showered in two days.
So? We're guys.
We're not supposed to shower every day.
That's what magazine cologne samples are for.
Or car air-fresheners.
You put a couple of these in your pockets and you're good for four to six weeks.
-Like you've never done it.
-Here, dude, try this.
What kind of cologne is this? It's not.
I spilled pickle juice on it an hour ago.
-You just got poned.
-Poned.
-You think this is funny? -Yeah.
Hence the laughter.
-Dude, get over it.
It's only two days.
-I wish.
The plumber said our water's gonna be out for at least a week.
What am I gonna do? Grow up and release your inner man stink.
Your man stink.
Easy for you to say.
I bet you guys free hotdogs for a month that you guys can't go without showering or changing your clothes, until they turn my water back on.
-Free -Hot dogs? Dude, you are so on.
It's gonna be like taking candy from a stanky baby.
Now, wait.
Wait.
If we lose, what do you get? The satisfaction of looking at you guys and saying Did I mention I haven't brushed my teeth, either? Yeah, we kind of figured that out.
-I think I got some in my mouth.
-Gross, gross! And we're back on Wake Up, It's Wendy with former zombie slayer and current teen-screen sensation, Jake Ryan.
That's right.
Isn't he just yummy? Isn't he? Isn't he? He is.
So, Jake, you're back in town.
You're here to shoot a couple of scenes from your new movie, Roger Bucks: Intergalactic Bounty Hunter.
You better set your phasers on "fun.
" Tell us all about it.
Right? Tell us.
-Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! -Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Okay.
All right.
Well Well, first, I'm really glad to have a few days in LA before we go to Antarctica to do the rest of the movie.
You know, it gives me a chance to spend some time with some really good friends.
You hear that? Great friends.
That's me.
There is no way you and Heartbreak Jake can be friends.
Yes, we can.
You know what? I think being friends is the best thing that's ever happened to us.
I mean, we can finally hang out without any of that relationship junk.
It's so simple.
No more insecurity or anger or jealousy.
And I'm so excited to introduce the intergalactic alien babe that I'll be kissing for the next eight weeks.
Put your hands together for my beautiful co-star, Mikayla.
What? Well, that's our show for today.
We're gonna see you tomorrow when your alarm clocks will ring and say, -"Wake up, it's Wendy.
" -"Wake up, it's Wendy.
" Bye-bye.
And we're out.
-Thank you so much for having us.
-You're welcome.
You're very welcome.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Wendy, you don't have to yell.
We're right here.
I know.
It takes me 20 minutes after every show to stop talking like this.
It does, it really does.
It really does.
-Hey.
So, what did you think? -You were great.
That big announcement, boy, was that great and big.
Didn't see that one coming.
Yeah, I thought about asking, you know, Hannah Montana to play my love interest, but I didn't want to do anything that might risk the new friendship.
Little late for that, buddy boy.
So, you went with Mikayla instead of asking me because you didn't want to risk our new friendship? Exactly.
I mean, you know, how awkward would that be? The alien babe and I kiss from one end of the universe to the other.
I mean, it's like every single scene is kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss I got it.
Miley, I mean, you're not jealous, are you? Are you kidding? I'm happy for you, friend.
Pal.
You get any happier, you're gonna break my arm.
Hey, Jake.
-And I know who you are.
-You do? Of course.
You're Jake's ex-girlfriend.
Right.
'Cause we've never met or anything.
-Or worked together or anything.
-Lilly.
Well, you haven't.
Excuse me, Mr Ryan.
There's a couple of guys from the crew who are wondering if they could get a picture with you.
Well, I'm not gonna say no to that.
I just want you to know how amazing I think you are.
-Really? -Of course.
I could never watch my ex-boyfriend macking on another girl and stay friends with him.
Well, it's true.
I am amazing, and it's just a movie, right? Well, I sure hope not.
I mean, come on, he's beyond cute.
I can't believe you dumped him.
Yep.
She's just a little dumpster.
So, you're really into him? Are you kidding? I'm already working on our celebrity couple names.
Right now, it's between "Jakayla" and "Mikake.
" Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump.
You could be "Old MikDonald.
" Hey, you're funny.
Man, it's too bad you're not famous, too.
We could've been such good friends.
It had to be Mikayla? Relax.
So what if she's into him? He may not even like her.
Are you kidding? Two months in Antarctica.
You're cold, you're lonely, and your snuggle options are between a penguin and her.
Do the math.
-So go warn him.
-I can't.
If I tell him that I hate Mikayla, he'll just think it's because I'm jealous.
But you do hate her and you are jealous.
I am not jealous.
I am his friend, and as his friend, it's my job to get Mikayla fired off that set before they start sharing mukluks in Antarctica.
Please tell me your plan doesn't involve me.
-Oh, boy.
-Come on.
Here's your lunch, boy.
Come on, Dad.
This is stupid.
Can't I come back in the house now? No way.
You smell worse than that week-old sardine Uncle Earl found in his fat fold when he was looking for the remote.
Come on.
It's just a little man funk.
What are you afraid of? Poor little guy, flew right through the stank zone.
-Hey, guys.
Hey, thanks for coming by.
-No problem.
We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day of filming, 'cause, you know, that is what friends do.
They're there for each other.
They support each other.
So, where's Mikayla? -In Makeup.
Why? -We just wanted to wish her luck.
It's not like we're here to get her fired or anything.
That's That's crazy talk 'cause Well, good luck.
Break a leg.
Gotta go.
Bye.
-You stink under pressure.
-Then stop putting me under pressure.
Listen, you flunky, Mikayla demanded extra cashews in her trail mix, and if there isn't a boatload of curvy nuts in her dressing room pronto, you're gonna be looking for a new alien babe, okay? -I don't like cashews.
-I know, but I do.
Mikayla, hi.
Great.
Little fans.
Security! I thought this was a closed set! It's okay, Margo.
These are Jake's friends.
Hi.
It's so nice to meet you.
What? Listen, mister, we had a contract, and it is legally binding.
If I get home and your bedroom is not clean, you can forget about allowance.
Okay, bye-bye.
So, guys, what do you think of my costume? Don't I look fabulous? And check this out.
Kiss me, Roger Bucks, as if the fate of the galaxy depends on it, because it does.
That is so cool.
You know who would like that? Johnny Depp.
-Yeah, and he's right outside.
-What? Yeah, we were just talking to him, and he said he really wanted to meet you.
-He did? -He did.
-He did? -He did.
Come on.
Let's go! Say hi to Johnny for me.
Johnny? Wait, he's not out here.
-Too bad! -See you, sucker.
Phase 1 complete.
Commencing Phase 2.
Hey, consider yourselves lucky, at least you can run away from it.
That's close enough! Hey! You showered! -You're clean.
-We won! -Yeah, baby.
-Yeah.
-No.
-No.
Congratulations.
Have a hotdog.
The first of many.
So, Rico, when did your water go back on? -It was never off.
-What? And now, thanks to your man stink, I'm the only sweet-smelling guy within miles of this place.
And you're happy about that because Excuse me, I'm looking for the photo shoot.
The one for the swimsuit calendar? -Let me walk you over.
-Girls, it's this way.
-My goodness, you are so cute.
-You are so cute.
You set us up.
It was like taking candy from two stanky babies.
Shall we? Hey -Come back.
I'm a Taurus.
-Oliver.
v ery good to meet you.
-Are you sure this is gonna work? -It will.
As soon as I'm done being Mikayla, she's gonna be Mik-fired.
So evil.
It's like you really are Mikayla.
Thank you.
Wow, Mikayla, you look great.
-That makes one of us.
-What? And I have to kiss you? Well, I guess that's why they call it acting.
Okay, look, I know you're nervous, but it'd really help me if you stop slamming me.
And it would really help me if you were better-looking.
-Okay, seriously -Okay, kids, now, in this scene, you have just discovered Lord Zordac's cloning chamber.
Okay? It's tense, it's romantic, and I know they're not real, but these little bug-eyed things are kind of giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Okay, let's shoot this sucker and get out of here.
Okay? And, action.
We've got two minutes to destroy these clones.
But don't worry, Roger Bucks has a plan.
I hope it includes an acting coach.
That was pitiful.
Cut! What And, action.
We may never get out of here, so let me say this now and say it quick.
I don't care if your mother was a rainbow trout Hold that thought.
I gotta take this.
No, I'm not busy.
What's going on, girl? Cut! Okay, quick.
Throw me the flumium crystals.
You got two hands.
Get them yourself.
-What? -Cut! What is wrong with you? Those aren't the lines.
They're better than the garbage in this script.
Who wrote this, a monkey with a computer? I wrote it.
Yeah, we would've been better off with the monkey.
Mikayla, sweetheart.
What are you doing? I told you, you couldn't act like a jerk until your second movie.
Then what's your excuse? Yeah.
I went there.
Mikayla.
Mikayla! Listen, pop star, one more of your little diva moves and you're going to be off this movie.
Good to know.
What are you doing? -Turn it off! -Turn it up? Okay.
Oh, off! I want her fired! Took you long enough.
Get your hands off me.
I'm the star of this movie.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Don't listen to her! She's a A real alien! I told you I'm bad at this.
-Mikayla? -Yeah.
-Miley? -Sweet niblets! Mile, you must have known Jake was gonna find out sooner or later.
What in the world were you thinking? That Mikayla would get fired, no one would believe her story and Jake would spend two months snuggling with a penguin in Antarctica.
I had to ask.
Dad, I'm sorry.
Hey, I appreciate that, but, you know, I'm not the one you need to apologise to.
Sure, now he leaves me alone with a boy.
I cannot believe what you did.
I guess I kind of ruined the friendship thing, huh? Well, you sure didn't do it a whole lot of good.
Miley, if you were jealous, why didn't you just say something? -I was not jealous.
-Miley.
Okay, fine, I was.
Man, I mean, you don't want to be a couple, and when I try to be friends, you almost wreck my movie.
-What am I gonna do with you? -I don't know.
Maybe we should just forget about each other.
-Maybe we should.
-Fine.
Fine.
-Okay, this isn't working for me.
-Me, neither.
Look, last time, you were the one with some growing up to do, and now it's my turn.
But if I promise not to wreck another movie, can we try to be friends again? -I'd like that.
-Me, too.
-This isn't helping the friendship thing.
-Couldn't agree more.
Great work today, sweetie.
Seriously, changed my life.
-Mikayla.
-Security! No, no, no.
We're here to apologise.
I was jealous and stupid, and I'm sorry.
And I'm just a sidekick who needs to learn how to say no.
Wait a second.
Truth is, if I still liked a guy, I would've done the same thing.
Really? Well, I would've done it a little better, but I appreciate the attempt.
That was surprisingly nice of you.
You know what? I don't care if you're not famous.
-I'm gonna let you be my friend.
-Cool.
Sorry, not you.
Really, Mikayla, you don't have to Oh, my goodness, this is going to be so much fun.
We can do all my favourite things.
Shop, get our nails done, and talk about how much I hate Hannah Montana.
Let's start now.
Yay! Help!