Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e15 Episode Script
Night Maid; Icky Chicky
1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Oh no! Oh, oh, oh dear.
- Whee! - Whee! Whee! Man, I can't believe this.
If I ever find out who did this, I'm going to be so disappointed in them.
Right to their face.
- Whoo! - I don't even care.
I'll do it.
We live in this beautiful forest, but it's so covered in trash that we can't enjoy it.
Oh, well.
This is where I live now.
- Are okay, ma'am? - Oh, a visitor! This is what I'm talking about.
We should be able to walk around without getting stuck in gum.
There you go.
- You saved me.
My little hero.
- Hero? Okay, thank you for visiting.
That was nice of that lady to give you her gum.
Did you guys hear that? She called me a hero.
Yup, and your super power is cleaning stuff.
Cleaning? Fee, you're a genius! Gum wrappers.
Paper cups.
Apple cores.
Litter, slowly choking the streets of Littlebark.
This town is sick, and it needs a cure.
Me.
I am the sweeper in the dark.
I am the scrubber on the tiles.
I am the Night Maid.
Night Maid! Night Maid.
Oh, that's the one.
Hey! Give us that bag back! Whoa, guys.
It's me, Harvey.
Harvey? Call me Night Maid.
Can we have our bag back, Night Maid? No, it belongs in the trash with its little trash friends.
Littlebark is sick with the plague of litter.
And I am the cure.
If there's trash, we're in.
Citizens of Littlebark! Huh? I promise you, as long as there is trash polluting the streets, I will be here to clean it.
Because I am the Night Maid.
Aw.
Yeah! Night Maid.
Defender of truth, justice, and proper trash disposal.
- Uh-oh.
- Hmm? Moff! Moff! Wait! Well, hello, Night Maid.
Didn't see you there.
Did you see that giant pile of garbage back there? Hmm.
Oh, that pile.
Yes, that's an excellent pile.
- Good job.
Bye.
- Wait.
Do you know where it came from? Harvey, I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but uh - it was a monster.
- A monster? Yes! A giant trash monster.
And he's making all the messes in town.
Oh, gosh! What does he look like? Uh He's uh - Randl! - What? Randl, what does the trash monster look like? What are you talking about? The monster that is making all the messes in town.
- The one the one that isn't us? - Oh, yeah.
He's He's uh, a living pile of trash.
- Whoa! - And, uh, you know, like, uh a bunch of arms.
Yeah.
That's all I got.
- Does he have a name? - Aw, geez, really? Uh, it - Richard! - What? What's the, uh, trash monster's name again? - What? - Oh, did you hear that? He said the monster's name was Big Messer.
Oh, my gosh.
It means I have an arch enemy! I have to go tell my sidekicks! Richard, you're useless.
So then I said Huh? Aw, man.
It's all the way on the ground now.
Oh, don't you mean "the Big Messer" attacked you? You're right.
Oh, no, the Big Messer has struck again! - Huh.
You should get another one.
- I will, 'cause I'm rich.
Woosh! Big Messer was definitely here.
Ugh, I got all these dirty tissues in my pocket.
Good thing we've got Night Maid.
- What happened here? - Oh, um, Big Messer came and just emptied all my pockets onto the ground.
Oh, no! We're getting close to catching him.
I can feel it.
Harvey! I mean, Night Maid! Dade's in trouble! The The Big Messer, he just barged into my room and he tossed dust everywhere.
Oh, thank carrots for you, though, you're so cool.
You remind me of this friend I have.
He sometimes keeps secrets from me, but I know he does it to protect me.
Whew! I'm exhausted.
I know being judgmental is wrong, but that Big Messer is a real dork.
At least I feel good knowing that all this cleaning is really making a big difference.
- How How did this even happen?! - Night Maid, look! What the heck? - Jeremy! - Whah! Night Maid! I oh uh Dude, what's going on here? It's uh uh it was the the Big Messer! He uh he he he did ah ah he uh Oh! Ah! Jeremy, I saw you throw those wrappers on the ground.
I don't understand.
You can't be the Big Messer.
He's a big jerk, and you you're my friend.
- We lied to you! - What? Who lied to me? Everybody! We all did.
There's no Big Messer! We just made him up so we could all be lazy! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Night Maid? Are you okay? The town's pretty dirty, Night Maid.
We should go on a sweep.
I'm never cleaning anything again.
The Night Maid is dead.
There's only one way to fix this.
The Night Maid has to defeat the Big Messer.
Fee, the Big Messer isn't real.
I know, dude.
But he will be.
All right.
Come on out.
Uh, uh, I'm not sure about this.
Can't somebody else do it? Look, you broke Harvey's heart.
You have to be the Big Messer so he can beat you up.
It's not that complicated.
- Now get in your places.
- You're doing great.
Night Maid! You have to come quick.
Night Maid was just a silly dream of a foolish boy.
But the Big Messer is attacking Foo! Big Messer's not real.
Everybody knows that.
You have to ugh at least look.
Wah! Wah! Take this! Weyooh! Wa-ha-ya-ha! Oh, no! Too bad the Night Maid retired.
Who will help me now? He's real! Big Messer is real! - Jeremy was wrong! - Jeremy's always wrong.
- I have to save Foo! - Yeah, get him, Harvey.
Please, call me Night Maid.
You have some trash! Wa-ha! Get out of my town, Messer.
Before you make me do something I don't want to do.
Never! My messes will cover this town from trunk to branch.
Then I guess it's time to take out the trash! - Ha! - Ooh! Okay, stop, stop! That tickles! - Hey! - Oh, oh, sorry, I didn't mean to.
Hah! Ah! No! No! I hate warm water! Whoa, Night Maid.
Calm down.
Oh, dear.
- Night Maid's not doing very well.
- He just needs some support.
Hey, everybody! Fight at Harvey's house.
Come on, Night Maid! You can do it.
Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Messer, you may be bigger and stronger than me, but you don't have friends who support you.
And you also don't have anti-bacterial hand soap! Oh! Oh! That seems slippery.
- Whoa! - Oh my gosh, are you okay? Whoa! He's too slippery.
We can't let Big Messer beat up our Night Maid.
Yeah! Whoa! Yeah! Guess I won.
Wow, everything's so shiny.
Will we be seeing any more of the Night Maid? Now that it's clean, I don't know if Littlebark needs a hero anymore.
- Well, it still needs a Harvey.
- Aww.
Oh, right, we're not doing that anymore.
- Whee! - Whee! Whee! Man, I can't believe this.
If I ever find out who did this, I'm going to be so disappointed in them.
Right to their face.
- Whoo! - I don't even care.
I'll do it.
We live in this beautiful forest, but it's so covered in trash that we can't enjoy it.
Oh, well.
This is where I live now.
- Are okay, ma'am? - Oh, a visitor! This is what I'm talking about.
We should be able to walk around without getting stuck in gum.
There you go.
- You saved me.
My little hero.
- Hero? Okay, thank you for visiting.
That was nice of that lady to give you her gum.
Did you guys hear that? She called me a hero.
Yup, and your super power is cleaning stuff.
Cleaning? Fee, you're a genius! Gum wrappers.
Paper cups.
Apple cores.
Litter, slowly choking the streets of Littlebark.
This town is sick, and it needs a cure.
Me.
I am the sweeper in the dark.
I am the scrubber on the tiles.
I am the Night Maid.
Night Maid! Night Maid.
Oh, that's the one.
Hey! Give us that bag back! Whoa, guys.
It's me, Harvey.
Harvey? Call me Night Maid.
Can we have our bag back, Night Maid? No, it belongs in the trash with its little trash friends.
Littlebark is sick with the plague of litter.
And I am the cure.
If there's trash, we're in.
Citizens of Littlebark! Huh? I promise you, as long as there is trash polluting the streets, I will be here to clean it.
Because I am the Night Maid.
Aw.
Yeah! Night Maid.
Defender of truth, justice, and proper trash disposal.
- Uh-oh.
- Hmm? Moff! Moff! Wait! Well, hello, Night Maid.
Didn't see you there.
Did you see that giant pile of garbage back there? Hmm.
Oh, that pile.
Yes, that's an excellent pile.
- Good job.
Bye.
- Wait.
Do you know where it came from? Harvey, I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but uh - it was a monster.
- A monster? Yes! A giant trash monster.
And he's making all the messes in town.
Oh, gosh! What does he look like? Uh He's uh - Randl! - What? Randl, what does the trash monster look like? What are you talking about? The monster that is making all the messes in town.
- The one the one that isn't us? - Oh, yeah.
He's He's uh, a living pile of trash.
- Whoa! - And, uh, you know, like, uh a bunch of arms.
Yeah.
That's all I got.
- Does he have a name? - Aw, geez, really? Uh, it - Richard! - What? What's the, uh, trash monster's name again? - What? - Oh, did you hear that? He said the monster's name was Big Messer.
Oh, my gosh.
It means I have an arch enemy! I have to go tell my sidekicks! Richard, you're useless.
So then I said Huh? Aw, man.
It's all the way on the ground now.
Oh, don't you mean "the Big Messer" attacked you? You're right.
Oh, no, the Big Messer has struck again! - Huh.
You should get another one.
- I will, 'cause I'm rich.
Woosh! Big Messer was definitely here.
Ugh, I got all these dirty tissues in my pocket.
Good thing we've got Night Maid.
- What happened here? - Oh, um, Big Messer came and just emptied all my pockets onto the ground.
Oh, no! We're getting close to catching him.
I can feel it.
Harvey! I mean, Night Maid! Dade's in trouble! The The Big Messer, he just barged into my room and he tossed dust everywhere.
Oh, thank carrots for you, though, you're so cool.
You remind me of this friend I have.
He sometimes keeps secrets from me, but I know he does it to protect me.
Whew! I'm exhausted.
I know being judgmental is wrong, but that Big Messer is a real dork.
At least I feel good knowing that all this cleaning is really making a big difference.
- How How did this even happen?! - Night Maid, look! What the heck? - Jeremy! - Whah! Night Maid! I oh uh Dude, what's going on here? It's uh uh it was the the Big Messer! He uh he he he did ah ah he uh Oh! Ah! Jeremy, I saw you throw those wrappers on the ground.
I don't understand.
You can't be the Big Messer.
He's a big jerk, and you you're my friend.
- We lied to you! - What? Who lied to me? Everybody! We all did.
There's no Big Messer! We just made him up so we could all be lazy! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Night Maid? Are you okay? The town's pretty dirty, Night Maid.
We should go on a sweep.
I'm never cleaning anything again.
The Night Maid is dead.
There's only one way to fix this.
The Night Maid has to defeat the Big Messer.
Fee, the Big Messer isn't real.
I know, dude.
But he will be.
All right.
Come on out.
Uh, uh, I'm not sure about this.
Can't somebody else do it? Look, you broke Harvey's heart.
You have to be the Big Messer so he can beat you up.
It's not that complicated.
- Now get in your places.
- You're doing great.
Night Maid! You have to come quick.
Night Maid was just a silly dream of a foolish boy.
But the Big Messer is attacking Foo! Big Messer's not real.
Everybody knows that.
You have to ugh at least look.
Wah! Wah! Take this! Weyooh! Wa-ha-ya-ha! Oh, no! Too bad the Night Maid retired.
Who will help me now? He's real! Big Messer is real! - Jeremy was wrong! - Jeremy's always wrong.
- I have to save Foo! - Yeah, get him, Harvey.
Please, call me Night Maid.
You have some trash! Wa-ha! Get out of my town, Messer.
Before you make me do something I don't want to do.
Never! My messes will cover this town from trunk to branch.
Then I guess it's time to take out the trash! - Ha! - Ooh! Okay, stop, stop! That tickles! - Hey! - Oh, oh, sorry, I didn't mean to.
Hah! Ah! No! No! I hate warm water! Whoa, Night Maid.
Calm down.
Oh, dear.
- Night Maid's not doing very well.
- He just needs some support.
Hey, everybody! Fight at Harvey's house.
Come on, Night Maid! You can do it.
Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Maid! Night Messer, you may be bigger and stronger than me, but you don't have friends who support you.
And you also don't have anti-bacterial hand soap! Oh! Oh! That seems slippery.
- Whoa! - Oh my gosh, are you okay? Whoa! He's too slippery.
We can't let Big Messer beat up our Night Maid.
Yeah! Whoa! Yeah! Guess I won.
Wow, everything's so shiny.
Will we be seeing any more of the Night Maid? Now that it's clean, I don't know if Littlebark needs a hero anymore.
- Well, it still needs a Harvey.
- Aww.
Oh, right, we're not doing that anymore.