Harvey Street Kids (2018) s01e10 Episode Script

The Great Brain Robbery/Can't Purr-y Love

1 [rock music.]
One, two, three, go! Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh - That's my drummer - This is my beat Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh - We're - Harvey Kids gonna run this street! Run, run, run this street It's Saturday o'clock Come on, get on your feet The world's our dance floor Our moves are sweet We're Harvey Kids Gonna run, run, run this street Wow! [upbeat rock music.]
[chorus.]
Hey! [breathes deeply.]
[dramatic music.]
[chomping.]
[cheers and applause.]
And that is how I'll eat-erize the new killer chiller cone.
We'll take three killer chillers, squeeze and frank you.
[all gasping.]
They said it couldn't be done.
Or shouldn't be done.
Yet here it isdone.
[all coughing.]
Out of my way, Farty Girls! Filled each one myself with my signature recipe.
Fifty percent bean burrito, 50% cabbage, 100% my butt! [coughing.]
Bravo! We bow to you, Stinky One.
[groaning.]
Classic Melvin.
[rock music.]
[whimpers.]
Uh, Melvin? About to kick your butt here.
Whoa.
Did I ice him with the power of my mind? Maybe his body got replaced by an evil alien.
Like in that movie, My Body Got Replaced By An Evil Alien.
All that ice cream must've given him brain freeze.
He ate it pretty fast.
[shivering.]
'Sup, Mel-man? Who are you? I'm the scoop of Back In The Day.
I'm the scoop of Right Here, Right Now.
I'm the scoop Who's Yet To Come, man.
We're here to help you.
-[chomping.]
-Ow! Dude, seriously? There's somethin' we need to show you.
These are, like, memories from throwback times.
[projector whirring.]
[dreamy music.]
Wow! I had no idea I was such a pranking prodigy.
These are from the now.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [cackling.]
[laughs.]
Quality 'stache work.
And these are your future, brah.
I'm sorry.
You'll never fart again.
Please, Doc, there must be a way.
Maybe with a butt transplant.
But I'm afraid the only donors who match your butt type are [screams.]
Wow, Pinkeye made it through medical school.
[screams.]
That's right, the way things are goin', your future is fartless.
[echoing.]
Fartless.
[gasps.]
Harvey Girls! I'm so happy to see you.
No, we're happy to see you! Wait, what? During my brain freeze, a talking dessert made me realize what a Grade A jerkathon I've been.
I'm sorry.
This is a trick, right? My tricking days are over.
So how about it, girls, can you forgive me? Uh I never prepared for a moment like this.
Pass.
Well, my favorite Crush 4U song is Forgive and forget Down on the dance floor [grunts.]
So why not? Why not? Let me consult the list of all the meanazoid stuff you've done.
Okay.
"The time you burped into my eyeball, and it really burned.
" "The time you connected all of Dot's dots.
" "The time you tied Lotta's bunnies' ears together.
" And it was a double knot, you monster! Please, how can I make it right? Harvey huddle.
This is a rare opportunity that we have been presented with, ladies.
If payback is on the menu, I want a feast.
-Agreed.
-That sounds okay.
[Melvin.]
Oh, thank you, thank you! Just to be clear, this is still a trick, right? I can't wait to see how it pays off! Why do we even bother huddling? [timer ringing.]
Oh, thanks, Melvin.
I guess revenge really is sweet.
Okay, I fed your goldfish.
I also found your goldfish.
Oh, hey, lil' buddy? Was that your name? I organized your sticker drawers from most glittery to most-most glittery.
And I reprogrammed your chairs to make them extra back punch-y.
I'm using my back-punching expertise for good.
Now this is how you relax.
So what nice things can I do next? Oh, you've done plenty already.
Are you kidding? We still have so much payback to get paid back! Come on, remember the time he put glue on the swing set? Yeah, or the time he put glue on our keyboard.
Or that time he stole all of our glue! Your glares are well-earned.
I still have a lot to make up for.
I know! What if I give you this? [gasps.]
You're giving us your tree house? Oh.
I was going to give you this bucket.
It's good for carrying stuff, has a handle and everything.
But okay, yeah, the tree house is yours! You deserve it after all I've put you through.
Yes! This is gonna be rad-some! We can build a tram to connect the tree house to our HQ and Well, the extra space would be perfect for my cuteness overload bunny annex, but are you sure? -Won't the other Bloogeys be upset? -[Pinkeye.]
No! Nah.
Take it.
I'm sure you don't have some big trick reason for doing this.
[whispering.]
I'm winking because I know this is all still a trick.
Please tell us this is still a trick.
It's not a trick.
Wow, he's really committing to this trick.
See? They seem really cool with it.
And we finally get the payback we deserve.
It will be a fun redecorating challenge.
From farts to fabulous! [rooster crowing.]
I made breakfast! [screams.]
[gasps.]
Melvin, when did you get here? I've been here all night.
I fluffed your pillows and adjusted your blankets, in case you wanted any payback while you slept.
I did achieve peak REM in each sleep cycle, but still Until I do enough to make up for the past, I'll keep nice-ing any nicey-ness that needs to be niced.
[all shrug.]
[Melvin.]
Ooh, allow me.
Oh, Vampire Love Chronicles.
Oh, those books are so long.
Ooh, allow me to tell you what happens.
Cynthia chooses Count Steve in the end.
[all groan.]
Three, two, one, bunny stage dive! Oh, these were in your way.
Allow me to have already allowed myself to have done that.
Harvey floor huddle.
This must end.
Melvin has caused our fun levels to drop 600%.
That is an all-time Harvey Girls low.
I don't get it! When Melvin was a jerk, I wanted to punch him.
And now that he's nice, I want to punch him more.
[grunts.]
-Maybe I just like punching.
-We have to do something.
Yes, Old Melvin was kind of a yuck-ball, but New Melvin won't leave us alone.
Psst.
What are we talking about? Does no one respect the sanctity of the huddle? Melvin, let's chat.
Dear playground acquaintance, you've done so many nice things, but you can stop now.
Consider payback officially achieved.
Now please go.
[chuckles.]
Oh, no, no, no.
Nice try.
You may have gotten payback for the things I did, but you haven't even seen the things I was planning.
Oh, the humanity! How would you even get all those ferrets? Why would you marry me? Oh, don't worry, that was Old Melvin.
New Melvin isn't going to leave your side, even if I have to spend the rest of my life making things up to you.
I guess if you still want to make things up to us, uh, you'll return my library book.
Yeah, that I lost three years ago.
[sighs.]
That'll buy us some time.
Fredo, Pinkeye, we need some help.
Guys, you have to help us! We pushed Melvin too far, and now we can't get rid of him.
What is all that stuff? Our preparations for the big trick! Any moment now Melvin's gonna give us the signal.
There's no signal.
There's no trick.
Melvin is nice now.
[both sobbing.]
-We want the old Melvin back! -Oh, Melvin! You know him better than us.
How do we snap him out of this? [sobs.]
Melvhmm.
Perhaps if you remind him of his all-time favorite thing.
Action figures he can't play with because it'll decrease their value? No.
Something he loves even more.
[dramatic music.]
Yo, Melvin! Up here! But I haven't found your library book yet.
Forget the book! Catch! What is this? You know what it is, Melvin.
You know exactly what it is.
[Melvin.]
Wow.
This toot is a beaut.
But youryour payback.
You still deserve more.
Look at that butt blaster, Melvin.
Think of the stink cloud waiting inside.
All you have to do is throw it.
Be strong, brah.
For your butt.
We're gonna start singing super-girly songs about feelings and friendship.
Be strong, brah.
Friend, friend, friend Ship, ship, ship For your butt.
[Lotta.]
Friend, friend, friend Brah, brah, brah No more holding it in! [grunts, sniffs.]
[howling.]
Our plan worked.
Yay? [all coughing.]
Ha! Gotcha, Farty Girls! [cackling.]
-[all sigh.]
-You should have your tree house back.
We probably shouldn't have taken it in the first place.
That's okay.
Just promise me that if I ever need a transplant, of any kind, you'll help me out.
Even a butt transplant.
[all grunt.]
-[sighs.]
-Is it really you? I-I don't know.
You tell me.
[laughing.]
Ah, feels like home.
I've missed you so much! Question.
Was turning him back to normal a huge mistake? -Yeah, definitely.
-Yeah, probably.
[chorus.]
Hey! [upbeat rock music.]
Yeah! Hey! [rock music.]
[kids.]
Aww! -Did you hear that? -Yeah, yeah, yeah! We sound amazing.
Well, yeah, but also [kids.]
Aww! Something cute is nearby! And if those "aws" are any indication, we've got ourselves a Class Five sweetie pie situation.
[kids.]
Aww.
[dramatic music.]
[kids.]
Aww.
-Oh, hello, girls.
-Kitten! [meows.]
Aww.
[clears throat.]
I mean, I see you have a kitten.
What is his name, Cutie-Tootie-Judy? No, clearly he's more of a Sir Cutie Cuterton.
Nobody knows.
This gentleman just showed up without a collar.
But his mystique is très European.
A world traveler with a heart for adventure? Maybe his name is Marco.
[purring.]
Aww.
He accepts your gift of a name with his gift of a nuzzle.
I envy you.
[meows.]
[meows.]
Whoa.
Marco it is.
[gasps.]
Hi, Marco.
I'm Lotta, as in who you'll be spending a lotta your life with, as friends or maybe even more, if you're interested in being the god-kitty to my pet bunnies.
Or not.
No pressure.
I get it.
I wait my turn.
I respect your respect for no cut-sies.
[gasps.]
-[purrs.]
-[gasps.]
[laughing.]
[purring.]
Can't cramp up during my pet-sesh.
It's go time, ladies.
[cat meowing.]
Sorry, Marco accidentally skipped me.
[gasps.]
But why? Don't you like me? I'm friends with everyone.
Right, Bun-buns? Par-pars? Billy? Joel? [horse snorts.]
[Dot.]
Eh, don't worry about the cat.
You're gonna snuggle me.
You just don't know it yet.
So we're doing this now? Okay, let's brainstorm ways to win over a cat.
-We kitten-nap it! -We stage a picnic! Yep, this is Lotta's thing.
We'll stage a picnic.
[chuckles.]
You're right.
This is more fun than it looks.
Welcome.
I see you'll be picnicking with us today.
Okay.
This is blank.
At The Bow's Outdoor Eatery and Country Club, we only serve ambiance.
I'll be back in a moment to not take your order.
Uh, that's okay.
[bushes rustle.]
Oh, it's my dear friend Lotta! I wonder what she's up to.
No, thank you! The joy on your furry and feathered faces is why I started my charity helping animals in floral need.
Made this one special for you, boo.
Lotta, join us! You know Marco.
Oh, hello, Dot, Marco.
How long has it been? Minutes? You look adorable.
[gasps.]
We have to travel back in time to the 1951 World's Fair! Otherwise there won't be any domesticated parakeets, the alphabet will be totally out of order, people will hear music through their butts, and the only one who can stop it is you! Wow.
That sounds overly elaborate.
But also time sensitive.
Um, very sorry, have to go.
So, um seen any good birds lately? [meows.]
Your check.
The power of song.
Please don't fail me now.
This will totally work.
Karaoke is the leading cause of friendship, right up there with having an in-ground pool.
We're all friends here, life is super Life is duper Because we are all friends Meow, meow, meow, meow We are all friends Next up, we have a duet.
Give it up for Lotta and Marco! [upbeat music.]
You're the button to my belly You're the New to my Delhi Now you! -[feedback screeches.]
-[all gasp.]
Ah, that's okay.
Just jump in when you're ready.
You're the cream to my soda [snarls.]
Meow-meow-meowee-meowee Meow-meow-meow 'Cause you got me And, dude, I got you, dude I got you, dude Meow-meow-meowee Meowee-meow-meow-meow [snarling.]
It's so weird being on the other side of awkward.
Stop making me feel bad for you.
[Lotta.]
Meowee meow-meow-meow 'Cause you got me And, dude, I got you, dude I got you, dude So the bunnies and us have been exchanging concerned looks, and we think it's time for you to put down that tablet.
You've been staring at those pictures for hours.
Marco isn't even that cute.
You shut your mouth! Look at that face! It's precious! His Pictogram fan account has one million followers.
And he got two more: @HarveyDot and @Super-Audrey-Ninja-Yay.
Hey! It's justI've always been "Lotta, friend to all animals," but if Marco doesn't like me, then I'm just "Lotta, friend to an impressive amount of animals.
" [imitates meow.]
Thanks, Bun-Buns, but I don't think a bunny-cat's gonna help me win over Marco.
But maybe that will! Oh, of course! We kidnap Lucretia! Never kidnapping.
Fine, we're still doin' this cat thing.
Sorry to interrupt.
[meows.]
It worked! Oh, I hope I'm not moving too fast here, but [soft dramatic music.]
Marco, I know we had a rough start but I'm so glad we [snarls.]
Did you see that? He let me pet him! It was magic! I think our souls merged.
[meows.]
Oh, so you thought that went well.
'Cause it kind of looked like he let you feed him, then bit your hand that fed him, then ran off.
We don't know his schedule.
Maybe he was late for a cat appointment.
Now to make more stinky treats to seal our friendship forever.
No, Lotta, as your friends, we [upbeat music.]
[bell dings.]
[purring.]
[meows.]
[meows.]
[bell dings.]
[gasps.]
Did I just hit puberty? [snarls, hisses.]
[bell dings.]
[meowing.]
[meows.]
[Dot.]
We need to talk.
We got a nose complaint from the other kids, an official Cease and Insist You-Stop-Stinking-Up-The-Block notice.
Got it.
So we cover Harvey Street in potpourri.
Potpourri never works! Potpourri is a scam, and we hate seeing you like this.
It's time you forget about Marco.
How dare you? I'm so close.
Last time Marco let me pet him for a whole four-point-eight seconds.
So if you don't let me give him his stinky treats, I'll give him all the food we have.
[grunting.]
[meowing.]
Hi, there, almost bestie.
Got to be something in here you like.
[meowing.]
[screeches.]
I'm trying my best here! I'm not made of snacks.
I'm made of body parts, and feelings, and a little bit of magic.
[screeching wildly.]
[meows.]
-What just happened? -Cats are terrified of cucumbers.
There's an entire genre of Internet videos to back this up.
-[yowling.]
-[alarm blaring.]
Don't worry, Marco! I'll save you! Then you'll have to like me.
[grunts.]
Lotta, wait! [grunting.]
[meows.]
Hiya, Marco.
You know, someday we're gonna laugh about this as friends in the future, where we're still alive after you come here and I carry us down to safety.
[meowing.]
Or I climb out to you on this very unstable branch.
That works, too.
[snarling.]
[yelling.]
[gasps.]
[dramatic music.]
[squawking.]
[snorts.]
[hissing.]
You're not nice! [yells.]
[gasps.]
You saved me.
Why am I trying to get some jerk cat to like me when I have the most wonderful animal friends a girl could ever ask for? What about us? And the best human friends.
Hear that, Marco? I don't care if you don't like me.
I got unfinished business with my real friends.
Yeah! Let's kidnap something.
Never kidnapping.
[meows.]
[snarls, hisses.]
Psych! [gasps.]
[yowling.]
I love you guys.
[chorus.]
Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Come on! Run! Yeah! Go! Yeah Hey! Let's go! Turn it up Hey! Jump! Yeah! Come on Run! Shh! Ha! Yeah! Yeah! Let's go Uh-huh Come on Yeah Hey!
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