I Dream of Jeannie (1965) s05e01 Episode Script
Jeannie at the Piano
[.]
Uh, this is trash.
TONY: Oh, boy.
More trash.
There's classified trash.
[PHONE RINGING.]
Get that, will you, Roge? Hello.
Major Nelson's office.
Ah, no, she's not here now.
Have you tried her bottle? It's for Jeannie.
Huh? Yeah, yeah, we'll accept the charges.
Where is it from? Babylon? Thank you, Major Healey.
Hello.
Oh, hello, auntie.
How nice of you to call.
Jeannie, would you get out of here, please? We're expecting a lot of people in here.
Just one moment, master.
Oh, boy.
Yes, I am here, auntie.
What? Oh! A surprise? Ha, ha.
Oh, well, I do not know Jeannie, please.
Wait a minute.
Give her a chance, will you? It's a long-distance call.
Yeah, from Babylon.
Do you have any idea what that costs? Yes.
Auntie, look, could you tell me what the surprise is? Oh.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Yeah, well, that is true.
Ha.
It would not be a surprise if you told me what it was.
Um, well, in that case, I will have to ask my master.
Just one minute, please.
Master, Aunt Malama is sending Y-yeah, anything.
Anything you want, just get off.
He agrees.
He agrees.
Oh, yes, Aunt Malama.
Oh, we both thank you.
[KISSES.]
Goodbye.
Heh-heh-heh.
That was Aunt Malama from Babylon.
She She is just a little bit eccentric for a genie.
Yeah? Mm.
She likes to use the telephone because she thinks it's magic.
Ha! She thinks it's magic.
[BANGING ON DOOR.]
BELLOWS: Major Nelson, what's blocking this door? Stall him.
Hey, stall him.
Shh-shh.
Uh, there's a couple of boxes out there.
What do you want me to do? Just I can't stall him.
I can't Shh.
Now, master, she's sent me a surprise.
Oh, good.
What kind of a surprise? Oh, I do not know.
She would not tell me.
But she sends the best surprises in the whole world.
Oh, good, good, good.
Darling, just go home right now, would you, please? I wonder what it is.
I don't care what it is.
It doesn't matter.
Please, just go home.
Oh, but she is sending it here.
Out! Agh! Thank you.
[.]
[BARKS.]
Djinn-Djinn.
[.]
[.]
Be calm.
Remember where you are and don't get excited.
I'd like to explain about the sandwich I ate in the capsule.
What are you talking about? Major, why is all this debris? Great heavens.
That dog.
[DOG GROWLS.]
Uh, no, this is not the dog you're thinking of, sir.
This is another dog.
It looks just like it.
Ha-ha.
Hi, Djinn-Djinn.
Shred any uniforms lately? Djinn-Djinn.
That's the name of the dog.
I knew it was the same one.
Thanks, Roge.
Major, what are you thinking about? Do you realize the last time that dog was on this base it almost destroyed the entire space program? Oh, well, he was just a little puppy then, sir.
Yeah, but he's full grown now.
Think what he could do.
[GROWLS.]
Uh, what I meant, sir, he's, ah He's been in training.
As a matter of fact, the owner says he's been to obedience school.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, he's sort of an obedience-school dropout.
Ha, ha, ha.
Thanks.
I needed that.
Yeah.
Well, there's still no reason to bring a dog to a military installation.
Roger, would you take the dog? I don't want the dog.
Take the dog.
Take the dog.
You see, sir? You see how friendly he is? Well, that's no excuse to bring him to a military installation.
Don't Don't put on your coat.
Sir, please don't put on your Tony.
Tony.
Tony.
T Major Healey, what are you doing? Oh, uh, just Just petting the dog, sir.
Ha-ha.
Tony, the og-day has isappeared-day.
Oh, the og-day.
Oh, ho-ho.
Sir, as soon as we get this place cleaned up, I'll get rid of the dog.
You don't have to worry.
Well, see that you do.
And friendly or not, just remember that NASA is no place for animals.
Yes, sir.
Yes.
And I wanna see you in my off [FABRIC TEARING, GROWLING.]
Heavens.
What? He's biting me.
What? What? [DOG BARKING.]
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY.]
And I'm telling you, Major Nelson, if I ever see that saboteur on this base again Please, sir, don't shout.
The If I ever see it here again I hope we get that air coming in soon.
Would you hold that, please? Well, what's all this? It's all right, general.
I'm taking care of it.
Oh, a cute little puppy dog.
Is it yours, major? Yes.
Yes, sir.
Well, what's his name? Oh, be careful, be careful.
His name's Djinn-Djinn, sir.
I'm keeping it for a friend of mine.
Yes, sir.
I was telling major that NASA is no place for dogs.
Oh, don't be so hard-nosed, doctor.
Remember the landing module's named after a dog.
Ha, ha.
Yeah, Snoopy.
Snoo Right.
That's right, it is.
Nothing wrong with bringing him here, as long as he's well-trained.
Well-trained? Very well-trained.
Yes.
He went to obedience school, and has a blue ribbon with clusters.
That's ridiculous.
Excuse me.
Oh! Miss! Obedience school, huh? MAN: General! Here, let me see.
I-I'll be right there.
Obedience school, huh? I don't think you'd like to hold it.
Oh, yes.
You know, my Jupiter Roger! Won second place in the eastern division obedience trials the last two years running.
Oh, is that right? But this year, he'll be first.
Oh, that's very interesting, sir.
Hey, as a matter of fact, the big meet's next Sunday.
I'm giving Jupiter his last workout tomorrow.
Say, why don't you bring Djinn-Djinn to the park tomorrow and we'll see how he stacks up to a real champion? Uh, well, I-I T-tomorrow's almost impossible, sir.
I d-don't I I Heh, oh, well, thank you.
Good.
Shall we say 10:00? Ten o'clock? Yeah.
Oh, and, uh, doctor, get some decent trousers.
This is a military installation.
Oh, yes, sir.
Uh, I'm sorry SCHAEFFER: Oh, my coat, major.
Yes, of course.
Sorry.
Thank you.
[BARKING.]
Feisty, isn't he? Yeah, ha-ha, feisty.
Well-trained.
Really.
Nyeh.
Roger! Roger! Oh, but, master, I've not seen him in such a long time.
And it is only for the weekend.
[SIGHS.]
In a weekend, he could destroy Cocoa Beach.
Oh, no, no, no, master.
It is only uniforms that upset him.
He will go nowhere near NASA.
And And And And he loves you.
He loves you.
[DOG WHIMPERS.]
[TONY LAUGHS.]
Hello, Djinn-Djinn.
[LAUGHS.]
Oh, okay.
Oh! Thank you.
Mm.
Mm.
I have the most wonderful, marvelous, most generous master in the whole world.
Yeah, ha-ha-ha.
Uh, b-but just for three days.
And he's not to go anywhere near NASA.
Nowhere near.
Understand? [GIGGLES.]
[CHUCKLES.]
What are you going to tell General Schaeffer? I don't know.
I'll think of something.
[CHUCKLES.]
Ohhhh! [BARKS.]
All right, Roger, I want you to back me up.
The owner came for the dog, and that's that, okay? He had to go back to Babylon.
Huh? Just forget it.
Just don't say anything.
Okay.
As soon as my master has talked to General Schaeffer, he will come home and play with you, I promise.
Djinn-Djinn? No tricks, now, you naughty dog.
Come back here.
Djinn-Djinn.
Tsk.
Oh, dear.
Ooh, Djinn-Djinn.
Darling, sweet little doggie.
Come back, I will give you a bone.
Ooh-ooh.
[CLICKS TONGUE.]
Oh.
Djinn-Djinn, come back here, you naughty dog.
[DOG GROWLING.]
Oh, dear.
Tsk.
Oh, dear.
I promised my master.
Stay, Jupiter.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay, Jupiter.
TONY: Good morning, sir.
Good morning, general.
Beautiful dog.
Oh, good morning.
Look, look.
Look at that, major.
Steady as a rock.
He wouldn't move until I released him if his life depended on it.
Tomorrow, first prize for sure.
A marvelous dog, sir.
Hey, where's Djinn-Djinn? I'm anxious to see how he stacks up to my Jupiter.
Ahem.
Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about, sir.
The owner, uh, came by this morning and said that, uh, we couldn't Uh, well, he, uh He came by unexpectedly, sir.
It seems It seemed that the little boy missed the dog so much that they decided to take him along on the weekend.
Oh, Tony's very broken-hearted about it, sir.
He was counting on working his little pup up with your Jupiter.
[DOG GROWLS.]
What are you talking about, major? There's Djinn-Djinn.
Oh, yeah.
What Roger meant was that, uh, when I explained what we wanted to do with Djinn-Djinn, uh, the owner agreed to let him stay.
Yeah, that's That's what That's what I meant, sir.
Well, so long as it worked out all right.
Well, shall we get to work? All right.
Uh Wanna leave the bone? [WHIMPERS.]
No, you're right.
We'll We'll take the bone.
[.]
You're gonna put him through his paces with that bone in his mouth? Oh, uh, it's a training aid, sir.
Ha-ha-ha.
Heel.
Good boy, Jupiter.
Ha-ha.
Good boy.
[WHISPERS.]
Roger, get Jeannie.
What? Get Jeannie.
Sorry, what did you say? He said, "Get Jeannie.
" Good boy, Jupiter.
Look at that, major.
He hasn't moved a muscle.
Now, that's obedience for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, you sure have your job cut out for you, Djinn-Djinn.
Well, that's quite a dog, sir.
Quite a dog.
[.]
Jeannie, Jeannie.
I gotta get ahold of Jeannie.
[PHONE DINGS.]
Major Healey.
Major Healey.
You're gonna have to wait a minute, miss.
This is an emergency call.
Okay.
[WHISTLING.]
Oh, never mind.
I found him.
Uh, hello, operator? Master.
Huh? Master, where is Djinn-Djinn? [.]
[GROWLING.]
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
Stay, Jupiter.
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY.]
Stay, Jupiter.
Down, boy! Jupiter, that's an order.
Down, Jupiter.
[JUPITER BARKING.]
Down, boy.
Would you do something, please? Oh, yes, master.
Mmm.
Whoops, I missed.
Yes, I'd say you missed.
Would you fix it? Would you fix the general? Yes, master.
[BOTH DOGS BARKING.]
Um, master, perhaps you had better tell me exactly what it is you wish me to do.
Yes.
Uh, unfreeze the general.
Unfreeze the general.
Calm down the Great Dane.
Calm down the And get rid of Djinn-Djinn.
Get rid of Wait a minute.
In reverse order.
Oh.
Yes.
Here, Djinn-Djinn.
Come on, puppy.
Come on, nice little J Can't you just blink him? Just blink him.
Operator, this is an emergency.
I-I know she's there.
Will you please try again? Yes.
Oh, uh, what's your number? Ah, no, no, not your work number.
Your home number.
Yeah, you've got a very sexy voice.
Oh, I've got a sexy voice? Ha-ha, we both have sexy voices.
Are you, uh? Are you short or tall? [.]
[BOTH DOGS BARKING.]
Oh, that is a good puppy.
Come on, darling.
Come to your mama.
Shh-shh.
Good puppy.
Can't you just blink? Come on.
Of course not, master.
Djinn-Djinn is a genie.
He does not respond well to force.
Come on, puppy.
Come on, baby.
Major Nelson, General Schaeffer.
Oh, master, you frightened him.
Dr.
Bellows.
Get outta here.
Get outta here.
Unfreeze the general and And then split.
Ah, ha.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
[WHISTLES.]
There, there, there.
That is a good general.
[MAGIC BOINGS.]
[BARKS.]
Come on, come on.
There you go.
What happened? Jupiter! Ah, sir.
Hello, major.
I thought I'd drop by to see how things were doing.
Where's the little one, Djinn-Djinn? The little one, Djinn-Djinn? [FABRIC TEARING.]
Ah! Never mind.
I know where he is.
At least I think I do.
[FABRIC TEARING.]
BELLOWS: Oh! [JUPITER BARKING.]
[YELLS.]
Uh, uh, major.
W [.]
[GRUNTING.]
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
[MAGIC BOINGS.]
General, look at my pants.
I told you that dog was a disaster.
All right, doctor, you were right, but this is no time to remind me.
Jupiter! Stay! That's an order! Agh! [CRASHES.]
[BARKING.]
Jupiter, heel! Jupiter! When I get my hands on that mutt Well, I'm sure it's not your dog's fault, sir.
It's that Djinn-Djinn.
That's who I'm talking about! If I get my hands on that mutt How does it feel to be locked up in a capsule? Well, not too bad.
It's It's a little stuffy in this phone booth, though.
Heh-heh.
Yeah, it sure does.
Yeah.
What? What phone call? Oh, the emergency phone call.
Yeah, keep Keep ringing.
Yeah, k Don't go away.
Don't go away.
Don't go.
You want to give me that number once more? Oh, hi, Djinn-Djinn.
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
A friend of mine just went by.
[JUPITER BARKING.]
Hi, Jupiter.
Heh-heh.
Yeah, I've got a lot of friends around here.
Yeah, that's right.
[.]
Aghhh! Agh! [.]
SCHAEFFER: Major Nelson, where's Jupiter? Where did he go? Are you all right? Ugh.
Which way did he go, major? Oh.
Just Which way did Jupiter go, major? You are without a doubt Don't you remember anything? Can? Can you speak up? There seems to be some noise at your end.
Ah, that's better.
Ah, about tonight, y-you wanna meet me at the office? Okay.
I'll pick you up at your place, okay? Oh, yeah, and about that emergency call, you wanna forget about that and call the telephone company repair truck? Okay.
Bye-bye, now.
Bye.
Ha.
Uh.
Oh, hello.
I didn't get my dime back.
Hello? Years of training, major.
Countless hours of patience, discipline, kindness.
Gone.
All gone in a single morning.
I'm begging your pardon, sir.
I-isn't it perfectly natural for a dog to get excited when it meets another dog? SCHAEFFER: That isn't a dog, major.
That's a canine pied piper.
And you said he was trained.
Tie only training that dog's had is in guerilla warfare.
I'm I'm extremely sorry, sir.
I truly am sorry.
SCHAEFFER: Sorry, major? Sorry? Jupiter's lost.
Gone.
My friend, my companion, and also my chances to win that obedience trial tomorrow.
Gone.
He has no right to be so angry, master.
Djinn-Djinn is gone too.
What? What's that, major? Uh, I said Djinn-Djinn's gone too.
And thank heavens.
I'm running out of trousers.
I just want you to know, major, that if Jupiter isn't found by tomorrow, I am holding you responsible.
Yes, of course, sir.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
[PANTS.]
Oh, good news, sir.
We found it.
Where? At the pound.
Which dog? Oh, Jupiter.
I didn't ask about Djinn-Djinn.
I figured he could take care of himself.
Oh, well, let's go.
Uh, me too, sir? Well, aren't you anxious to find out whether they got Djinn-Djinn? Not particularly.
[GASPS.]
Master.
Major.
Huh? Oh.
[DOGS BARKING.]
Arnold P.
Dockweiler.
I'm the Cocoa Beach dog catcher, and I wanna speak to the supervisor personally.
Why? I want him to call out the National Guard.
I've got a canine revolution on my hands.
You sure you got the message right? At least let's try, then.
That's right.
Dogs.
[BARKING CONTINUES.]
I think they've all gone crazy.
Djinn-Djinn's here all right.
Hm? Excuse me.
Go away.
You can't see the dogs today.
But this man called.
You said you had a Great Dane named Jupiter.
And a little mixed breed, w About this big with long curly hair.
Have him call me back.
Uh, it's an extreme emergency.
So he's your dog.
That, uh That That vicious beast.
Ooh, lightning fast.
Ooh, he strikes before you even know he's coming.
That's Djinn-Djinn.
What about my Great Dane, Jupiter? Oh, he's in there.
He's in there with the rest of 'em.
Let me tell you something: I wouldn't go in there unless I was in a tank.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Let me by, please.
I'll get my dog myself.
He's right, general.
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
The last time that dog was at NASA, he terrorized the whole base.
You mean to say you're all afraid of a little puppy dog? Huh, huh.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Well, in that case, I'm asking for volunteers.
It's Tony's dog.
That's right.
And it was Major Nelson who brought him to NASA in the first place.
Thanks, Roge.
[DOGS GROWLING.]
Your funeral.
[TONY SCREAMING, DOGS SNARLING.]
[GROWLING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
I gotta get ahold of Jeannie.
Master.
Huh? Oh.
Hello.
Shh-shh.
[WHISPERING.]
Dr.
Bellows is out there.
Oh, it is all right, master.
I am here.
Yeah.
[DJINN-DJINN BARKS.]
Oh, is that not darling? He certainly has them organized, doesn't he? Djinn-Djinn.
Ooh.
Djinn-Djinn.
Oh, look, master, he wants to play.
Now he wants to play.
Oh, well, I think it best if we humor him.
[YELPS.]
I'll go over I'll go over and get him.
I'll herd him around this way and you grab him.
Yes, master.
Hey, Djinn-Djinn.
Djinn-Djinn.
Ha, ha, ha.
Djinn-Djinn.
Come on, Djinn-Djinn.
[WHIMPERS.]
[LAUGHS.]
Oh, ha.
There you are.
Jeannie, would you get the lock? Would you get the lock? Yes, master.
Thank you.
[GROWLING.]
Here, boy.
Excuse me, Jupiter.
Excuse me.
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
I'm going in.
Oh, general, uh, sir.
Sir, I think you better take off your jacket.
Why? Djinn-Djinn.
He attacks uniforms.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
[.]
Sir Uh, sir, your Your hat.
[ALL BARKING.]
The park is two blocks down, one to the right.
Jeannie.
Jeannie.
[WHISTLES.]
Jeannie.
Jeannie, say something.
Djinn-Djinn.
You are a naughty little dog [WHIMPERS.]
But I love you.
Heh.
It is all right, master.
We are going home.
Wait! Wait! The cage! Wait! I tell you, I need help.
They're gone, every last one of 'em.
It's a full-scale jail break, organized by a little brown mixed-breed.
General Schaeffer, are you all right? I think so.
You shouldn't have opened You shouldn't have opened that door, sir.
It was like the charge of the light brigade.
[GROWLING.]
SCHAEFFER: Jupiter.
Jupiter.
Oh, Jupiter.
Major Nelson, I don't know what kind of a medal I can recommend you for, but you certainly deserve one for what you did.
Could you just let me out of here, sir? Oh, yes, yes, of course, major.
Oh, I'll get a key for the lock.
We'll have you out in a second.
Heel, Jupiter, heel.
Attaboy.
What happened to Djinn-Djinn? Djinn-Djinn is at home with Jeannie.
[LAUGHS.]
Boy, are we lucky.
If he was here right now, he'd tear you to shreds.
Agh! [GROWLING.]
Take the coat off.
Take your coat off.
Take it off.
Djinn-Djinn, go home.
He obeyed.
Hey, it's okay.
He obeyed.
Yeah, it's okay.
Oh, yes.
Uh, you've got the key? Oh, right here.
[FABRIC TEARING.]
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
He's back, he's back! Help! Help! Help! Help! Ow! Maybe you weren't firm enough with him.
[SCOFFS.]
Help! [.]
[.]
Uh, this is trash.
TONY: Oh, boy.
More trash.
There's classified trash.
[PHONE RINGING.]
Get that, will you, Roge? Hello.
Major Nelson's office.
Ah, no, she's not here now.
Have you tried her bottle? It's for Jeannie.
Huh? Yeah, yeah, we'll accept the charges.
Where is it from? Babylon? Thank you, Major Healey.
Hello.
Oh, hello, auntie.
How nice of you to call.
Jeannie, would you get out of here, please? We're expecting a lot of people in here.
Just one moment, master.
Oh, boy.
Yes, I am here, auntie.
What? Oh! A surprise? Ha, ha.
Oh, well, I do not know Jeannie, please.
Wait a minute.
Give her a chance, will you? It's a long-distance call.
Yeah, from Babylon.
Do you have any idea what that costs? Yes.
Auntie, look, could you tell me what the surprise is? Oh.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Yeah, well, that is true.
Ha.
It would not be a surprise if you told me what it was.
Um, well, in that case, I will have to ask my master.
Just one minute, please.
Master, Aunt Malama is sending Y-yeah, anything.
Anything you want, just get off.
He agrees.
He agrees.
Oh, yes, Aunt Malama.
Oh, we both thank you.
[KISSES.]
Goodbye.
Heh-heh-heh.
That was Aunt Malama from Babylon.
She She is just a little bit eccentric for a genie.
Yeah? Mm.
She likes to use the telephone because she thinks it's magic.
Ha! She thinks it's magic.
[BANGING ON DOOR.]
BELLOWS: Major Nelson, what's blocking this door? Stall him.
Hey, stall him.
Shh-shh.
Uh, there's a couple of boxes out there.
What do you want me to do? Just I can't stall him.
I can't Shh.
Now, master, she's sent me a surprise.
Oh, good.
What kind of a surprise? Oh, I do not know.
She would not tell me.
But she sends the best surprises in the whole world.
Oh, good, good, good.
Darling, just go home right now, would you, please? I wonder what it is.
I don't care what it is.
It doesn't matter.
Please, just go home.
Oh, but she is sending it here.
Out! Agh! Thank you.
[.]
[BARKS.]
Djinn-Djinn.
[.]
[.]
Be calm.
Remember where you are and don't get excited.
I'd like to explain about the sandwich I ate in the capsule.
What are you talking about? Major, why is all this debris? Great heavens.
That dog.
[DOG GROWLS.]
Uh, no, this is not the dog you're thinking of, sir.
This is another dog.
It looks just like it.
Ha-ha.
Hi, Djinn-Djinn.
Shred any uniforms lately? Djinn-Djinn.
That's the name of the dog.
I knew it was the same one.
Thanks, Roge.
Major, what are you thinking about? Do you realize the last time that dog was on this base it almost destroyed the entire space program? Oh, well, he was just a little puppy then, sir.
Yeah, but he's full grown now.
Think what he could do.
[GROWLS.]
Uh, what I meant, sir, he's, ah He's been in training.
As a matter of fact, the owner says he's been to obedience school.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, he's sort of an obedience-school dropout.
Ha, ha, ha.
Thanks.
I needed that.
Yeah.
Well, there's still no reason to bring a dog to a military installation.
Roger, would you take the dog? I don't want the dog.
Take the dog.
Take the dog.
You see, sir? You see how friendly he is? Well, that's no excuse to bring him to a military installation.
Don't Don't put on your coat.
Sir, please don't put on your Tony.
Tony.
Tony.
T Major Healey, what are you doing? Oh, uh, just Just petting the dog, sir.
Ha-ha.
Tony, the og-day has isappeared-day.
Oh, the og-day.
Oh, ho-ho.
Sir, as soon as we get this place cleaned up, I'll get rid of the dog.
You don't have to worry.
Well, see that you do.
And friendly or not, just remember that NASA is no place for animals.
Yes, sir.
Yes.
And I wanna see you in my off [FABRIC TEARING, GROWLING.]
Heavens.
What? He's biting me.
What? What? [DOG BARKING.]
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY.]
And I'm telling you, Major Nelson, if I ever see that saboteur on this base again Please, sir, don't shout.
The If I ever see it here again I hope we get that air coming in soon.
Would you hold that, please? Well, what's all this? It's all right, general.
I'm taking care of it.
Oh, a cute little puppy dog.
Is it yours, major? Yes.
Yes, sir.
Well, what's his name? Oh, be careful, be careful.
His name's Djinn-Djinn, sir.
I'm keeping it for a friend of mine.
Yes, sir.
I was telling major that NASA is no place for dogs.
Oh, don't be so hard-nosed, doctor.
Remember the landing module's named after a dog.
Ha, ha.
Yeah, Snoopy.
Snoo Right.
That's right, it is.
Nothing wrong with bringing him here, as long as he's well-trained.
Well-trained? Very well-trained.
Yes.
He went to obedience school, and has a blue ribbon with clusters.
That's ridiculous.
Excuse me.
Oh! Miss! Obedience school, huh? MAN: General! Here, let me see.
I-I'll be right there.
Obedience school, huh? I don't think you'd like to hold it.
Oh, yes.
You know, my Jupiter Roger! Won second place in the eastern division obedience trials the last two years running.
Oh, is that right? But this year, he'll be first.
Oh, that's very interesting, sir.
Hey, as a matter of fact, the big meet's next Sunday.
I'm giving Jupiter his last workout tomorrow.
Say, why don't you bring Djinn-Djinn to the park tomorrow and we'll see how he stacks up to a real champion? Uh, well, I-I T-tomorrow's almost impossible, sir.
I d-don't I I Heh, oh, well, thank you.
Good.
Shall we say 10:00? Ten o'clock? Yeah.
Oh, and, uh, doctor, get some decent trousers.
This is a military installation.
Oh, yes, sir.
Uh, I'm sorry SCHAEFFER: Oh, my coat, major.
Yes, of course.
Sorry.
Thank you.
[BARKING.]
Feisty, isn't he? Yeah, ha-ha, feisty.
Well-trained.
Really.
Nyeh.
Roger! Roger! Oh, but, master, I've not seen him in such a long time.
And it is only for the weekend.
[SIGHS.]
In a weekend, he could destroy Cocoa Beach.
Oh, no, no, no, master.
It is only uniforms that upset him.
He will go nowhere near NASA.
And And And And he loves you.
He loves you.
[DOG WHIMPERS.]
[TONY LAUGHS.]
Hello, Djinn-Djinn.
[LAUGHS.]
Oh, okay.
Oh! Thank you.
Mm.
Mm.
I have the most wonderful, marvelous, most generous master in the whole world.
Yeah, ha-ha-ha.
Uh, b-but just for three days.
And he's not to go anywhere near NASA.
Nowhere near.
Understand? [GIGGLES.]
[CHUCKLES.]
What are you going to tell General Schaeffer? I don't know.
I'll think of something.
[CHUCKLES.]
Ohhhh! [BARKS.]
All right, Roger, I want you to back me up.
The owner came for the dog, and that's that, okay? He had to go back to Babylon.
Huh? Just forget it.
Just don't say anything.
Okay.
As soon as my master has talked to General Schaeffer, he will come home and play with you, I promise.
Djinn-Djinn? No tricks, now, you naughty dog.
Come back here.
Djinn-Djinn.
Tsk.
Oh, dear.
Ooh, Djinn-Djinn.
Darling, sweet little doggie.
Come back, I will give you a bone.
Ooh-ooh.
[CLICKS TONGUE.]
Oh.
Djinn-Djinn, come back here, you naughty dog.
[DOG GROWLING.]
Oh, dear.
Tsk.
Oh, dear.
I promised my master.
Stay, Jupiter.
Stay.
Stay.
Stay, Jupiter.
TONY: Good morning, sir.
Good morning, general.
Beautiful dog.
Oh, good morning.
Look, look.
Look at that, major.
Steady as a rock.
He wouldn't move until I released him if his life depended on it.
Tomorrow, first prize for sure.
A marvelous dog, sir.
Hey, where's Djinn-Djinn? I'm anxious to see how he stacks up to my Jupiter.
Ahem.
Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about, sir.
The owner, uh, came by this morning and said that, uh, we couldn't Uh, well, he, uh He came by unexpectedly, sir.
It seems It seemed that the little boy missed the dog so much that they decided to take him along on the weekend.
Oh, Tony's very broken-hearted about it, sir.
He was counting on working his little pup up with your Jupiter.
[DOG GROWLS.]
What are you talking about, major? There's Djinn-Djinn.
Oh, yeah.
What Roger meant was that, uh, when I explained what we wanted to do with Djinn-Djinn, uh, the owner agreed to let him stay.
Yeah, that's That's what That's what I meant, sir.
Well, so long as it worked out all right.
Well, shall we get to work? All right.
Uh Wanna leave the bone? [WHIMPERS.]
No, you're right.
We'll We'll take the bone.
[.]
You're gonna put him through his paces with that bone in his mouth? Oh, uh, it's a training aid, sir.
Ha-ha-ha.
Heel.
Good boy, Jupiter.
Ha-ha.
Good boy.
[WHISPERS.]
Roger, get Jeannie.
What? Get Jeannie.
Sorry, what did you say? He said, "Get Jeannie.
" Good boy, Jupiter.
Look at that, major.
He hasn't moved a muscle.
Now, that's obedience for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, you sure have your job cut out for you, Djinn-Djinn.
Well, that's quite a dog, sir.
Quite a dog.
[.]
Jeannie, Jeannie.
I gotta get ahold of Jeannie.
[PHONE DINGS.]
Major Healey.
Major Healey.
You're gonna have to wait a minute, miss.
This is an emergency call.
Okay.
[WHISTLING.]
Oh, never mind.
I found him.
Uh, hello, operator? Master.
Huh? Master, where is Djinn-Djinn? [.]
[GROWLING.]
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
Stay, Jupiter.
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY.]
Stay, Jupiter.
Down, boy! Jupiter, that's an order.
Down, Jupiter.
[JUPITER BARKING.]
Down, boy.
Would you do something, please? Oh, yes, master.
Mmm.
Whoops, I missed.
Yes, I'd say you missed.
Would you fix it? Would you fix the general? Yes, master.
[BOTH DOGS BARKING.]
Um, master, perhaps you had better tell me exactly what it is you wish me to do.
Yes.
Uh, unfreeze the general.
Unfreeze the general.
Calm down the Great Dane.
Calm down the And get rid of Djinn-Djinn.
Get rid of Wait a minute.
In reverse order.
Oh.
Yes.
Here, Djinn-Djinn.
Come on, puppy.
Come on, nice little J Can't you just blink him? Just blink him.
Operator, this is an emergency.
I-I know she's there.
Will you please try again? Yes.
Oh, uh, what's your number? Ah, no, no, not your work number.
Your home number.
Yeah, you've got a very sexy voice.
Oh, I've got a sexy voice? Ha-ha, we both have sexy voices.
Are you, uh? Are you short or tall? [.]
[BOTH DOGS BARKING.]
Oh, that is a good puppy.
Come on, darling.
Come to your mama.
Shh-shh.
Good puppy.
Can't you just blink? Come on.
Of course not, master.
Djinn-Djinn is a genie.
He does not respond well to force.
Come on, puppy.
Come on, baby.
Major Nelson, General Schaeffer.
Oh, master, you frightened him.
Dr.
Bellows.
Get outta here.
Get outta here.
Unfreeze the general and And then split.
Ah, ha.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
[WHISTLES.]
There, there, there.
That is a good general.
[MAGIC BOINGS.]
[BARKS.]
Come on, come on.
There you go.
What happened? Jupiter! Ah, sir.
Hello, major.
I thought I'd drop by to see how things were doing.
Where's the little one, Djinn-Djinn? The little one, Djinn-Djinn? [FABRIC TEARING.]
Ah! Never mind.
I know where he is.
At least I think I do.
[FABRIC TEARING.]
BELLOWS: Oh! [JUPITER BARKING.]
[YELLS.]
Uh, uh, major.
W [.]
[GRUNTING.]
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
[MAGIC BOINGS.]
General, look at my pants.
I told you that dog was a disaster.
All right, doctor, you were right, but this is no time to remind me.
Jupiter! Stay! That's an order! Agh! [CRASHES.]
[BARKING.]
Jupiter, heel! Jupiter! When I get my hands on that mutt Well, I'm sure it's not your dog's fault, sir.
It's that Djinn-Djinn.
That's who I'm talking about! If I get my hands on that mutt How does it feel to be locked up in a capsule? Well, not too bad.
It's It's a little stuffy in this phone booth, though.
Heh-heh.
Yeah, it sure does.
Yeah.
What? What phone call? Oh, the emergency phone call.
Yeah, keep Keep ringing.
Yeah, k Don't go away.
Don't go away.
Don't go.
You want to give me that number once more? Oh, hi, Djinn-Djinn.
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
A friend of mine just went by.
[JUPITER BARKING.]
Hi, Jupiter.
Heh-heh.
Yeah, I've got a lot of friends around here.
Yeah, that's right.
[.]
Aghhh! Agh! [.]
SCHAEFFER: Major Nelson, where's Jupiter? Where did he go? Are you all right? Ugh.
Which way did he go, major? Oh.
Just Which way did Jupiter go, major? You are without a doubt Don't you remember anything? Can? Can you speak up? There seems to be some noise at your end.
Ah, that's better.
Ah, about tonight, y-you wanna meet me at the office? Okay.
I'll pick you up at your place, okay? Oh, yeah, and about that emergency call, you wanna forget about that and call the telephone company repair truck? Okay.
Bye-bye, now.
Bye.
Ha.
Uh.
Oh, hello.
I didn't get my dime back.
Hello? Years of training, major.
Countless hours of patience, discipline, kindness.
Gone.
All gone in a single morning.
I'm begging your pardon, sir.
I-isn't it perfectly natural for a dog to get excited when it meets another dog? SCHAEFFER: That isn't a dog, major.
That's a canine pied piper.
And you said he was trained.
Tie only training that dog's had is in guerilla warfare.
I'm I'm extremely sorry, sir.
I truly am sorry.
SCHAEFFER: Sorry, major? Sorry? Jupiter's lost.
Gone.
My friend, my companion, and also my chances to win that obedience trial tomorrow.
Gone.
He has no right to be so angry, master.
Djinn-Djinn is gone too.
What? What's that, major? Uh, I said Djinn-Djinn's gone too.
And thank heavens.
I'm running out of trousers.
I just want you to know, major, that if Jupiter isn't found by tomorrow, I am holding you responsible.
Yes, of course, sir.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
[PANTS.]
Oh, good news, sir.
We found it.
Where? At the pound.
Which dog? Oh, Jupiter.
I didn't ask about Djinn-Djinn.
I figured he could take care of himself.
Oh, well, let's go.
Uh, me too, sir? Well, aren't you anxious to find out whether they got Djinn-Djinn? Not particularly.
[GASPS.]
Master.
Major.
Huh? Oh.
[DOGS BARKING.]
Arnold P.
Dockweiler.
I'm the Cocoa Beach dog catcher, and I wanna speak to the supervisor personally.
Why? I want him to call out the National Guard.
I've got a canine revolution on my hands.
You sure you got the message right? At least let's try, then.
That's right.
Dogs.
[BARKING CONTINUES.]
I think they've all gone crazy.
Djinn-Djinn's here all right.
Hm? Excuse me.
Go away.
You can't see the dogs today.
But this man called.
You said you had a Great Dane named Jupiter.
And a little mixed breed, w About this big with long curly hair.
Have him call me back.
Uh, it's an extreme emergency.
So he's your dog.
That, uh That That vicious beast.
Ooh, lightning fast.
Ooh, he strikes before you even know he's coming.
That's Djinn-Djinn.
What about my Great Dane, Jupiter? Oh, he's in there.
He's in there with the rest of 'em.
Let me tell you something: I wouldn't go in there unless I was in a tank.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Let me by, please.
I'll get my dog myself.
He's right, general.
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
The last time that dog was at NASA, he terrorized the whole base.
You mean to say you're all afraid of a little puppy dog? Huh, huh.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Well, in that case, I'm asking for volunteers.
It's Tony's dog.
That's right.
And it was Major Nelson who brought him to NASA in the first place.
Thanks, Roge.
[DOGS GROWLING.]
Your funeral.
[TONY SCREAMING, DOGS SNARLING.]
[GROWLING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
I gotta get ahold of Jeannie.
Master.
Huh? Oh.
Hello.
Shh-shh.
[WHISPERING.]
Dr.
Bellows is out there.
Oh, it is all right, master.
I am here.
Yeah.
[DJINN-DJINN BARKS.]
Oh, is that not darling? He certainly has them organized, doesn't he? Djinn-Djinn.
Ooh.
Djinn-Djinn.
Oh, look, master, he wants to play.
Now he wants to play.
Oh, well, I think it best if we humor him.
[YELPS.]
I'll go over I'll go over and get him.
I'll herd him around this way and you grab him.
Yes, master.
Hey, Djinn-Djinn.
Djinn-Djinn.
Ha, ha, ha.
Djinn-Djinn.
Come on, Djinn-Djinn.
[WHIMPERS.]
[LAUGHS.]
Oh, ha.
There you are.
Jeannie, would you get the lock? Would you get the lock? Yes, master.
Thank you.
[GROWLING.]
Here, boy.
Excuse me, Jupiter.
Excuse me.
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
I'm going in.
Oh, general, uh, sir.
Sir, I think you better take off your jacket.
Why? Djinn-Djinn.
He attacks uniforms.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
[.]
Sir Uh, sir, your Your hat.
[ALL BARKING.]
The park is two blocks down, one to the right.
Jeannie.
Jeannie.
[WHISTLES.]
Jeannie.
Jeannie, say something.
Djinn-Djinn.
You are a naughty little dog [WHIMPERS.]
But I love you.
Heh.
It is all right, master.
We are going home.
Wait! Wait! The cage! Wait! I tell you, I need help.
They're gone, every last one of 'em.
It's a full-scale jail break, organized by a little brown mixed-breed.
General Schaeffer, are you all right? I think so.
You shouldn't have opened You shouldn't have opened that door, sir.
It was like the charge of the light brigade.
[GROWLING.]
SCHAEFFER: Jupiter.
Jupiter.
Oh, Jupiter.
Major Nelson, I don't know what kind of a medal I can recommend you for, but you certainly deserve one for what you did.
Could you just let me out of here, sir? Oh, yes, yes, of course, major.
Oh, I'll get a key for the lock.
We'll have you out in a second.
Heel, Jupiter, heel.
Attaboy.
What happened to Djinn-Djinn? Djinn-Djinn is at home with Jeannie.
[LAUGHS.]
Boy, are we lucky.
If he was here right now, he'd tear you to shreds.
Agh! [GROWLING.]
Take the coat off.
Take your coat off.
Take it off.
Djinn-Djinn, go home.
He obeyed.
Hey, it's okay.
He obeyed.
Yeah, it's okay.
Oh, yes.
Uh, you've got the key? Oh, right here.
[FABRIC TEARING.]
[DJINN-DJINN BARKING.]
He's back, he's back! Help! Help! Help! Help! Ow! Maybe you weren't firm enough with him.
[SCOFFS.]
Help! [.]
[.]