Inspector Gadget (2015) s04e04 Episode Script
Anti-gravity - Too Many Talons
1 [wails.]
Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, get 'em, Gadget Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, get 'em, Gadget Inspector Gadget At last, I will have my victory parade! MADcat, cue the pictures! [meowing.]
[giggles.]
Isn't your victory parade missing something? Like, say, a victory? I'll have my victory as soon as I send everyone in Metro City to a place as dark and empty as my soul.
General Triple-Chin's All-You-Can-Cram Buffet? Tuesday is lard night.
Yeesh, I may be evil but I'm not a monster.
I'm talking about space! The eggheads at the SPACEA Space Program - finally perfected a Gravity Reversifier.
- [computer beeping.]
With it, I'll reverse Metro City's gravity so everyone will float off to their doom! [laughs.]
Now put on these anti-anti-gravity boots - [clangs.]
- and get me my machine! No prob, I'll be back before you can say, "Talon, how do you make those ugly boots look so fly?" [Talon groaning, clunking.]
- I look - [clangs.]
totally [groans.]
rad! [bell ringing.]
Perfect score! Booya! Nice work, Penny! Thanks, Uncle Gadget, but is it really work if you can do it with one hand tied behind your back? I suppose not unless you're also blind-folded, turned around and hopping on one foot! Go, go, Gadget, everything I just said.
Ain't no thang.
I got this [sighs.]
[grunts.]
Ow! Ow! Remember, no matter the odds, you need to be on your game at all times.
Like me.
Look, no hands! - [groans.]
- [pained yowl.]
I don't know where it went but that sounded like a bull's-eye to me! I get it, Uncle Gadget, but I'm never gonna be at this much of a disadvantage.
[grunts.]
Ow.
[croaks.]
Ooh, I didn't know they had a Quimby-ball machine.
Sorry, Gadget.
The only game being played here is the one MAD's playing with the law.
We believe MAD plans to steal SPACEA's new gravity reversing Gravity Reversifier.
If Dr.
Claw succeeds, the ramifications could be out of this world.
Literally.
Your mission: Give MAD's zero-gravity plan the zero-tolerance treatment.
This message will self-destruct.
Leave it to Dr.
Claw to break the most important law of all: gravity.
You picked the right agent for the job, Chief.
- MAD will cosmonaut get away with this.
- [beeping.]
- [explosion.]
- [machine ringing.]
[gasps.]
A new record [groans.]
[crashes.]
Looks like gravity is still working but for how long? Go, go, Gadget, gravity tester! [pained howl.]
Jumping to test gravity? Good thinking, Brain.
There's no problem with the gravity here.
Gravity is still working here too.
Oh! Accessing SPACEA's security feed now.
[Penny.]
Talon? Brain, you stick with Uncle Gadget, I'll take Talon down.
This is gonna be a cakewalk.
There's no problem with the gravity here.
But what about over there? Go, go, Gadget, long distance gravity tester.
[whimpers.]
Well done, Brain, you're being a big help.
[groans.]
[clanks.]
- Fine Ally! [exhales.]
- [Penny.]
Took you long enough, Talon.
I always knew you were a little slow, but this is ridiculous [Penny grunts.]
They may not win me any fashion awards, but they're practical.
[whirring.]
[Penny.]
Huh? Whoa! Hah! See ya! Working.
Working.
Working.
- [chickens clucking.]
- Still working.
No problem with gravity here [gasps.]
- Would you look at that! - [woof.]
Precisely.
[Gadget.]
It's the Hyperion II probe.
Looking good, Ms.
Probe.
You haven't aged a day since the '60s.
[sighs.]
No, Brain! Those controls are extremely delicate.
Go, go, Gadget, undo-whatever-you-just-did-er! Wowzers! [Inspector Gadget groans.]
[computer voice.]
Welcome to the SPACEA Mars Simulator.
Wowzers! We've crash-landed on Mars! Good thing I can survive anywhere.
Go, go, Gadget, space suit.
[barks.]
You're right, Brain, you don't have a space suit of your own.
Go, go, Gadget, doggy space suit! A helpless puppy like you wouldn't survive a minute alone on Mars.
You're really lucky I'm here, boy.
Got what I came here for.
I should celebrate with ice cream.
Or maybe a float! [chuckles.]
Get back here! Stop! Okay.
But only 'cause you asked Whoa! - [horse neighing.]
- Ow! Who's the lightweight now? That hurt! But not as much as this.
[Talon.]
You can float but you can't hide.
If we're going to survive until our rescue, we'll need to set up a proper base camp.
Go, go, Gadget, Martian habitat! [terrified whimper.]
Great work, Brain.
The next job's growing crops and since you've just fertilized the soil, we're way ahead of schedule.
Go, go, Gadget, thirst quencher! [beeping.]
[computer voice.]
Full simulation initiated.
[yelps.]
- Temperature dropping to -55 degrees.
- [gasps.]
Radiation levels rising.
Oxygen levels to zero.
[yelping.]
[gasps.]
Good thing all we have to do now is sit back and wait to be rescued.
Go, go, Gadget, sleep mode.
[clangs.]
[yelps.]
- [phone rings.]
- [gasps.]
[whimpering.]
Sorry, Brain.
I really don't have time to play astronaut.
I'm kind of off my game.
Whoa! And feet.
- [shatters.]
- [grunts.]
Sorry, Pen, it's gonna take more than a phone call to save you from [Dr.
Claw.]
Talon! I'm on my way to pick up my float.
Get the lead and plutonium out and bring me my machine! Keep your Claw on.
Wait, there's plutonium in these boots? [nervous.]
Um, Isn't that stuff dangerous? Yep.
Now, less talky-talky and more anti-anti-gravity walky! [groans.]
I can still take you down, Talon.
Even with one hand [grunts.]
stuck to the wall.
I don't think you understand the true gravity of your situation.
[gurgling.]
Soon, I won't even recognize you 'cause you'll be in da-skies.
Get it? Disguise? Ha! Ouch! Hah! Nice one bucket head! [electric buzzing.]
Whoa! Looks like this gum might actually come in handy.
[clucks.]
Hey, Talon! I can't believe you couldn't hit me twice in a row! But at least your aim's still better than your hair! You just don't know when to quit.
Huh? Check this, it took a gumshoe to crack your case.
- Ha! - Oh, yeah? [gasps.]
- [metal clanging.]
- [grunting.]
This is gonna be a ball, a gumball! [Brain shivering, whimpers.]
Brain [shivering.]
stop hogging the blankets [snorts.]
Wowzers! Did someone turn off the heat? Go, go, Gadget, thermal blanket.
[computer voice.]
Temperature -33 degrees and falling.
[whimpers.]
You're right, Brain.
No one is coming for us.
Because we forgot to tell them where we are Go, go, Gadget, emergency beacon.
[glass shatter.]
Wow! Wowzers! - Yikes! - [crash.]
Hold tight, Pen.
Wouldn't want you to get Whiplash.
[laughing.]
Wowzers! Uh-oh.
No! No! Ouch! Looks like my emergency beacon worked.
Better turn it off now.
[grunts.]
Whoa.
Whoa! [yelps.]
Whoa! [screams.]
Advantage, Penny.
Well done, Gadget.
You successfully grounded MAD's gravity defying plans.
I'm just glad to be around intelligent life again, Chief.
Not that Brain isn't smart in his own way but he's a terrible conversationalist.
Uh, Chief? Why aren't you floating? Oh.
I stopped by General Triple-Chin's All-You-Can-Cram Buffet for lunch.
[belches.]
[yelps.]
Egads! - [chickens clucking.]
- [groans.]
[grunts.]
Congratulations, Talon.
For your incompetence, you get to be Grand Marshal of your very own Failure Parade! - MADcat, cue the music! - [meowing.]
[marching band music.]
Hey! [grunts.]
[marching band continues playing.]
[screams.]
Ouch! Next time, Gadget! Next time! [Dr.
Claw.]
You are the most dangerous of the dangerous.
The nastiest of the nasty.
The jerkiest of jerks.
But only one can be MAD Henchman of the Month! MADcat, the envelope.
The award goes to - [drum roll.]
- [teeth chatters.]
Henchman number 2! [gasps.]
Ow! This is ridiculous! I should've won! Henchman number 2 is the best MAD agent there is! That's why I'm going to duplicate number 2 to make the ultimate MAD army and tyrannize the world! And how are you gonna pull this off, exactly? There's a duplicating device housed at the Twin Cities Science Labs.
- [beeping.]
- I want you to steal it.
If Henchman number 2's so great why don't you send him? Number 2 can't be everywhere at once, yet.
[panting.]
Sorry I'm late Uncle Gadget, but can you try to make this lesson a quick one? Patience, Penny.
Being an HQ agent means jumping through a lot of hoops.
Specifically, these three hoops.
[grunting.]
Hi-ya! Jumping through the holo-room door? She's found the fabled fourth hoop.
[sighs.]
Well done, Penny! You kept me waiting, Penny.
Sorry, Professor.
Oh, don't worry, I bury my grudges deep down.
[growls.]
Anyway, I need your help recording which of these snails is faster.
I've spent six months training them to That one's faster! [sighs.]
It's time for Phase 2.
Go, go, Gadget, making-jumping-through-hoops-harder.
[yelps.]
[grunting.]
- [grunting.]
- [Brain yelps.]
[groans.]
I think I might've taken on too much.
It would be so much easier if I could just be in two places at once.
You can't be in two places at once, Penny, but you can be in one place as many times as you wish.
Go, go, Gadget, efficiency planner.
[yowls.]
[Quimby clearing throat.]
We'll need to be more organized than that if we're to outwit MAD.
HQ believes MAD intends to steal the Duplicatrix, a duplication device that could create an infinite MAD army.
Your mission: keep MAD from multiplying before they divide and conquer.
This message will self-destruct.
Don't worry, Chief, I'll multi-task while I take MAD to task.
- Gotta go! On the double! - Ah! [groans.]
According to the schematics, the facility has two identical towers.
Maybe we should split up to cover more ground? Good idea, Penny.
We'll search the north tower for the Duplicatrix, you take the south.
But be careful, you are my one and only niece.
And you, Brain, are my one and only dog.
- [happy yelp.]
- Thank goodness! I spend enough time cleaning up after you as it is.
[growls.]
Here's to another day of discovery, Dr.
Standin.
I'll second that, Dr.
Standin.
[chuckles.]
[laughs.]
Two for the price of one.
[both scream.]
[grunts.]
[chuckles.]
Done and done! Why Uncle Claw wouldn't want an army of me, I'll never understand.
Hey! [both.]
Whoa! - Looking good! - Said the most handsome dude ever.
- You're too kind.
- And you're too humble.
If you've got it, flaunt it.
You're totally right.
[chuckles.]
Handsome and smart.
[both sigh.]
[rumbling.]
Shh! Someone's coming.
Talon, prepare to get got.
No prob, Pen, but who's got you? - [laughs.]
- Wha? Two Talons? [groans.]
And I thought one was one too many.
Yeah? Well you're one too Penny.
[both.]
Ha! Good one! [clanging.]
[barks.]
No need for that, Brain.
According to my internal compass, north is always straight ahead.
The duplication device should be around here somewhere.
Go, go, Gadget, extra set of eyes.
Whoa! [crashes.]
[yelping.]
[Inspector Gadget.]
Whoa! Wowzers! We'll find the Duplicatrix or my name isn't Inspector Huh? - Me? - [whimpers.]
I'd know that hat and coat anywhere.
I have a closet full of them.
Those diabolical MAD rascals have duplicated me! Go, go, Gadget, bad MAD-me self arresters.
[screams.]
[groans.]
Hey! Come back here, MAD-me.
Looks like I've met my match.
And if I don't stop me, there's no telling what havoc I'll wreak.
- [Dr.
Claw.]
You did what? - Relax.
Two of me means exponential criminal potential.
And that rhymes which makes it double true.
If you don't get back here now, you're both in double trouble! That's quadruple trouble! He'll be in pentuple trouble if I get my hands on that device to even the odds.
Whatevs, when Uncle Claw hears we took out Gadget's only niece, then we'll see who the MAD Agent of the Month is.
- Yeah, me! - Uh, I was talking about me.
Don't worry, you can be the runner up and faller down.
- [laughs.]
- [groans.]
Hmm.
I guess I never stood a chance.
You're almost as tough as the original Talon.
- I am the original.
- No you're not, I am.
[glass shattering.]
See, my hair is just a little more perfect.
I'm the real deal, so I'll take the Duplicatrix back.
- You baby-sit Penny.
- As if.
- Doubles can't tell realzies what to do! - Hey! [both grunting.]
[giggles.]
[grunting continues.]
[all.]
Whoa! Ahh [giggles.]
[all.]
She's escaping! Whoa, not bad, but can we do it in harmony? [harmonizing.]
She's escaping We should totally start a boy band.
We can all be the cute one.
Also, get her! Come back here, MAD-me.
I know there must be some goodness deep down inside you, and I can help you find it! Go, go, Gadget, inner-goodness reminder-er! [screams.]
Don't you remember why we started fighting evil? It all began when we were just a Cadet Gadget 2nd class.
Saergent Quimby took us under his wing and taught us everything we know about justice.
[whimpers.]
[sniffles.]
If this doesn't make your heart swell [sniffles.]
Go, go, Gadget, tissues.
[metal clanging.]
[grunts.]
Huh? [grunts.]
- Weren't there four of them? - Got her! [both grunting.]
Good work, now hand her over.
- No way! - You could share the credit.
I'll take Penny, you get Gadget! - No way! - I'll take her.
You? You're a copy of a copy.
I'm the original! - You think you should take penny? - That's what I said! No, that's what I said! [Talon 1.]
Hey! She's getting away again! - I can see that! - Don't talk back to me! If you didn't have such an incredible face I'd [grunting.]
[panting.]
There you are! I knew you'd come this way.
[whispers.]
I'm inside your head because even a MAD-me has some me-me in him.
And if I know me, I can't be all bad.
Go, go, Gadget, have faith in myself.
- [screams.]
- A hug? I knew I could get me back to the good side.
And now to celebrate with the song Granny Gadget used to sing to us: Hush little Gadget, fight some crime Go, go, Gadget, sleepy time Wowzers! All right, time to get even, numerically speaking.
- Reporting for duty, Chief! - So am I! - Reporting for duty! - Here to help! - So am I! - Anything for me to do? When is it my turn? What do you mean there can be only one teacher's pet? On second thought [grunting.]
- Enough mind games, Penny.
- You'll never beat the four of us! You're outnumbered, outsmarted, outmatched And outnumbered.
I already said that.
Hey! [laughs.]
- Wowzers! [crashing.]
- [Talons grunting.]
[glass shattering.]
- It's Gadget.
- We're gonna need backup.
[Talons talking over each other.]
[evil laughter.]
Oh.
Hello Penny and Penny's friends.
Have you met the new me? He was a bad MAD-me until he remembered that Inspector Gadget is always a Go, go, Gadget, good guy.
[all.]
Uh-oh! Whoa! No! Whoa.
No, no, no, no, no! Huh? Oh, look, there's the Duplicatrix! What a silly place to keep a state-of-the-art piece of technology.
Go, go, Gadget, careful picker-upper.
Hey! Where'd the other me go? Unless I'm the other me.
Do you see me anywhere? Great work, Gadget.
You truly are one of a kind.
Correction, Chief.
I'm two of a kind.
And I think we can all rest assured knowing there's another me out there helping the world.
Two of you? [panting.]
Uh-uh.
[sighs.]
I'm glad there's just one of me.
Too much of a good thing, am I right? Well then, double scoop ice creams on me.
Glad it all worked out without any loose ends.
[knocking on door, mumbling.]
- This is all your fault! - It's not my fault! [all arguing.]
[Dr.
Claw.]
Talons!
Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, get 'em, Gadget Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Go, go, Gadget, go Go, go, get 'em, Gadget Inspector Gadget At last, I will have my victory parade! MADcat, cue the pictures! [meowing.]
[giggles.]
Isn't your victory parade missing something? Like, say, a victory? I'll have my victory as soon as I send everyone in Metro City to a place as dark and empty as my soul.
General Triple-Chin's All-You-Can-Cram Buffet? Tuesday is lard night.
Yeesh, I may be evil but I'm not a monster.
I'm talking about space! The eggheads at the SPACEA Space Program - finally perfected a Gravity Reversifier.
- [computer beeping.]
With it, I'll reverse Metro City's gravity so everyone will float off to their doom! [laughs.]
Now put on these anti-anti-gravity boots - [clangs.]
- and get me my machine! No prob, I'll be back before you can say, "Talon, how do you make those ugly boots look so fly?" [Talon groaning, clunking.]
- I look - [clangs.]
totally [groans.]
rad! [bell ringing.]
Perfect score! Booya! Nice work, Penny! Thanks, Uncle Gadget, but is it really work if you can do it with one hand tied behind your back? I suppose not unless you're also blind-folded, turned around and hopping on one foot! Go, go, Gadget, everything I just said.
Ain't no thang.
I got this [sighs.]
[grunts.]
Ow! Ow! Remember, no matter the odds, you need to be on your game at all times.
Like me.
Look, no hands! - [groans.]
- [pained yowl.]
I don't know where it went but that sounded like a bull's-eye to me! I get it, Uncle Gadget, but I'm never gonna be at this much of a disadvantage.
[grunts.]
Ow.
[croaks.]
Ooh, I didn't know they had a Quimby-ball machine.
Sorry, Gadget.
The only game being played here is the one MAD's playing with the law.
We believe MAD plans to steal SPACEA's new gravity reversing Gravity Reversifier.
If Dr.
Claw succeeds, the ramifications could be out of this world.
Literally.
Your mission: Give MAD's zero-gravity plan the zero-tolerance treatment.
This message will self-destruct.
Leave it to Dr.
Claw to break the most important law of all: gravity.
You picked the right agent for the job, Chief.
- MAD will cosmonaut get away with this.
- [beeping.]
- [explosion.]
- [machine ringing.]
[gasps.]
A new record [groans.]
[crashes.]
Looks like gravity is still working but for how long? Go, go, Gadget, gravity tester! [pained howl.]
Jumping to test gravity? Good thinking, Brain.
There's no problem with the gravity here.
Gravity is still working here too.
Oh! Accessing SPACEA's security feed now.
[Penny.]
Talon? Brain, you stick with Uncle Gadget, I'll take Talon down.
This is gonna be a cakewalk.
There's no problem with the gravity here.
But what about over there? Go, go, Gadget, long distance gravity tester.
[whimpers.]
Well done, Brain, you're being a big help.
[groans.]
[clanks.]
- Fine Ally! [exhales.]
- [Penny.]
Took you long enough, Talon.
I always knew you were a little slow, but this is ridiculous [Penny grunts.]
They may not win me any fashion awards, but they're practical.
[whirring.]
[Penny.]
Huh? Whoa! Hah! See ya! Working.
Working.
Working.
- [chickens clucking.]
- Still working.
No problem with gravity here [gasps.]
- Would you look at that! - [woof.]
Precisely.
[Gadget.]
It's the Hyperion II probe.
Looking good, Ms.
Probe.
You haven't aged a day since the '60s.
[sighs.]
No, Brain! Those controls are extremely delicate.
Go, go, Gadget, undo-whatever-you-just-did-er! Wowzers! [Inspector Gadget groans.]
[computer voice.]
Welcome to the SPACEA Mars Simulator.
Wowzers! We've crash-landed on Mars! Good thing I can survive anywhere.
Go, go, Gadget, space suit.
[barks.]
You're right, Brain, you don't have a space suit of your own.
Go, go, Gadget, doggy space suit! A helpless puppy like you wouldn't survive a minute alone on Mars.
You're really lucky I'm here, boy.
Got what I came here for.
I should celebrate with ice cream.
Or maybe a float! [chuckles.]
Get back here! Stop! Okay.
But only 'cause you asked Whoa! - [horse neighing.]
- Ow! Who's the lightweight now? That hurt! But not as much as this.
[Talon.]
You can float but you can't hide.
If we're going to survive until our rescue, we'll need to set up a proper base camp.
Go, go, Gadget, Martian habitat! [terrified whimper.]
Great work, Brain.
The next job's growing crops and since you've just fertilized the soil, we're way ahead of schedule.
Go, go, Gadget, thirst quencher! [beeping.]
[computer voice.]
Full simulation initiated.
[yelps.]
- Temperature dropping to -55 degrees.
- [gasps.]
Radiation levels rising.
Oxygen levels to zero.
[yelping.]
[gasps.]
Good thing all we have to do now is sit back and wait to be rescued.
Go, go, Gadget, sleep mode.
[clangs.]
[yelps.]
- [phone rings.]
- [gasps.]
[whimpering.]
Sorry, Brain.
I really don't have time to play astronaut.
I'm kind of off my game.
Whoa! And feet.
- [shatters.]
- [grunts.]
Sorry, Pen, it's gonna take more than a phone call to save you from [Dr.
Claw.]
Talon! I'm on my way to pick up my float.
Get the lead and plutonium out and bring me my machine! Keep your Claw on.
Wait, there's plutonium in these boots? [nervous.]
Um, Isn't that stuff dangerous? Yep.
Now, less talky-talky and more anti-anti-gravity walky! [groans.]
I can still take you down, Talon.
Even with one hand [grunts.]
stuck to the wall.
I don't think you understand the true gravity of your situation.
[gurgling.]
Soon, I won't even recognize you 'cause you'll be in da-skies.
Get it? Disguise? Ha! Ouch! Hah! Nice one bucket head! [electric buzzing.]
Whoa! Looks like this gum might actually come in handy.
[clucks.]
Hey, Talon! I can't believe you couldn't hit me twice in a row! But at least your aim's still better than your hair! You just don't know when to quit.
Huh? Check this, it took a gumshoe to crack your case.
- Ha! - Oh, yeah? [gasps.]
- [metal clanging.]
- [grunting.]
This is gonna be a ball, a gumball! [Brain shivering, whimpers.]
Brain [shivering.]
stop hogging the blankets [snorts.]
Wowzers! Did someone turn off the heat? Go, go, Gadget, thermal blanket.
[computer voice.]
Temperature -33 degrees and falling.
[whimpers.]
You're right, Brain.
No one is coming for us.
Because we forgot to tell them where we are Go, go, Gadget, emergency beacon.
[glass shatter.]
Wow! Wowzers! - Yikes! - [crash.]
Hold tight, Pen.
Wouldn't want you to get Whiplash.
[laughing.]
Wowzers! Uh-oh.
No! No! Ouch! Looks like my emergency beacon worked.
Better turn it off now.
[grunts.]
Whoa.
Whoa! [yelps.]
Whoa! [screams.]
Advantage, Penny.
Well done, Gadget.
You successfully grounded MAD's gravity defying plans.
I'm just glad to be around intelligent life again, Chief.
Not that Brain isn't smart in his own way but he's a terrible conversationalist.
Uh, Chief? Why aren't you floating? Oh.
I stopped by General Triple-Chin's All-You-Can-Cram Buffet for lunch.
[belches.]
[yelps.]
Egads! - [chickens clucking.]
- [groans.]
[grunts.]
Congratulations, Talon.
For your incompetence, you get to be Grand Marshal of your very own Failure Parade! - MADcat, cue the music! - [meowing.]
[marching band music.]
Hey! [grunts.]
[marching band continues playing.]
[screams.]
Ouch! Next time, Gadget! Next time! [Dr.
Claw.]
You are the most dangerous of the dangerous.
The nastiest of the nasty.
The jerkiest of jerks.
But only one can be MAD Henchman of the Month! MADcat, the envelope.
The award goes to - [drum roll.]
- [teeth chatters.]
Henchman number 2! [gasps.]
Ow! This is ridiculous! I should've won! Henchman number 2 is the best MAD agent there is! That's why I'm going to duplicate number 2 to make the ultimate MAD army and tyrannize the world! And how are you gonna pull this off, exactly? There's a duplicating device housed at the Twin Cities Science Labs.
- [beeping.]
- I want you to steal it.
If Henchman number 2's so great why don't you send him? Number 2 can't be everywhere at once, yet.
[panting.]
Sorry I'm late Uncle Gadget, but can you try to make this lesson a quick one? Patience, Penny.
Being an HQ agent means jumping through a lot of hoops.
Specifically, these three hoops.
[grunting.]
Hi-ya! Jumping through the holo-room door? She's found the fabled fourth hoop.
[sighs.]
Well done, Penny! You kept me waiting, Penny.
Sorry, Professor.
Oh, don't worry, I bury my grudges deep down.
[growls.]
Anyway, I need your help recording which of these snails is faster.
I've spent six months training them to That one's faster! [sighs.]
It's time for Phase 2.
Go, go, Gadget, making-jumping-through-hoops-harder.
[yelps.]
[grunting.]
- [grunting.]
- [Brain yelps.]
[groans.]
I think I might've taken on too much.
It would be so much easier if I could just be in two places at once.
You can't be in two places at once, Penny, but you can be in one place as many times as you wish.
Go, go, Gadget, efficiency planner.
[yowls.]
[Quimby clearing throat.]
We'll need to be more organized than that if we're to outwit MAD.
HQ believes MAD intends to steal the Duplicatrix, a duplication device that could create an infinite MAD army.
Your mission: keep MAD from multiplying before they divide and conquer.
This message will self-destruct.
Don't worry, Chief, I'll multi-task while I take MAD to task.
- Gotta go! On the double! - Ah! [groans.]
According to the schematics, the facility has two identical towers.
Maybe we should split up to cover more ground? Good idea, Penny.
We'll search the north tower for the Duplicatrix, you take the south.
But be careful, you are my one and only niece.
And you, Brain, are my one and only dog.
- [happy yelp.]
- Thank goodness! I spend enough time cleaning up after you as it is.
[growls.]
Here's to another day of discovery, Dr.
Standin.
I'll second that, Dr.
Standin.
[chuckles.]
[laughs.]
Two for the price of one.
[both scream.]
[grunts.]
[chuckles.]
Done and done! Why Uncle Claw wouldn't want an army of me, I'll never understand.
Hey! [both.]
Whoa! - Looking good! - Said the most handsome dude ever.
- You're too kind.
- And you're too humble.
If you've got it, flaunt it.
You're totally right.
[chuckles.]
Handsome and smart.
[both sigh.]
[rumbling.]
Shh! Someone's coming.
Talon, prepare to get got.
No prob, Pen, but who's got you? - [laughs.]
- Wha? Two Talons? [groans.]
And I thought one was one too many.
Yeah? Well you're one too Penny.
[both.]
Ha! Good one! [clanging.]
[barks.]
No need for that, Brain.
According to my internal compass, north is always straight ahead.
The duplication device should be around here somewhere.
Go, go, Gadget, extra set of eyes.
Whoa! [crashes.]
[yelping.]
[Inspector Gadget.]
Whoa! Wowzers! We'll find the Duplicatrix or my name isn't Inspector Huh? - Me? - [whimpers.]
I'd know that hat and coat anywhere.
I have a closet full of them.
Those diabolical MAD rascals have duplicated me! Go, go, Gadget, bad MAD-me self arresters.
[screams.]
[groans.]
Hey! Come back here, MAD-me.
Looks like I've met my match.
And if I don't stop me, there's no telling what havoc I'll wreak.
- [Dr.
Claw.]
You did what? - Relax.
Two of me means exponential criminal potential.
And that rhymes which makes it double true.
If you don't get back here now, you're both in double trouble! That's quadruple trouble! He'll be in pentuple trouble if I get my hands on that device to even the odds.
Whatevs, when Uncle Claw hears we took out Gadget's only niece, then we'll see who the MAD Agent of the Month is.
- Yeah, me! - Uh, I was talking about me.
Don't worry, you can be the runner up and faller down.
- [laughs.]
- [groans.]
Hmm.
I guess I never stood a chance.
You're almost as tough as the original Talon.
- I am the original.
- No you're not, I am.
[glass shattering.]
See, my hair is just a little more perfect.
I'm the real deal, so I'll take the Duplicatrix back.
- You baby-sit Penny.
- As if.
- Doubles can't tell realzies what to do! - Hey! [both grunting.]
[giggles.]
[grunting continues.]
[all.]
Whoa! Ahh [giggles.]
[all.]
She's escaping! Whoa, not bad, but can we do it in harmony? [harmonizing.]
She's escaping We should totally start a boy band.
We can all be the cute one.
Also, get her! Come back here, MAD-me.
I know there must be some goodness deep down inside you, and I can help you find it! Go, go, Gadget, inner-goodness reminder-er! [screams.]
Don't you remember why we started fighting evil? It all began when we were just a Cadet Gadget 2nd class.
Saergent Quimby took us under his wing and taught us everything we know about justice.
[whimpers.]
[sniffles.]
If this doesn't make your heart swell [sniffles.]
Go, go, Gadget, tissues.
[metal clanging.]
[grunts.]
Huh? [grunts.]
- Weren't there four of them? - Got her! [both grunting.]
Good work, now hand her over.
- No way! - You could share the credit.
I'll take Penny, you get Gadget! - No way! - I'll take her.
You? You're a copy of a copy.
I'm the original! - You think you should take penny? - That's what I said! No, that's what I said! [Talon 1.]
Hey! She's getting away again! - I can see that! - Don't talk back to me! If you didn't have such an incredible face I'd [grunting.]
[panting.]
There you are! I knew you'd come this way.
[whispers.]
I'm inside your head because even a MAD-me has some me-me in him.
And if I know me, I can't be all bad.
Go, go, Gadget, have faith in myself.
- [screams.]
- A hug? I knew I could get me back to the good side.
And now to celebrate with the song Granny Gadget used to sing to us: Hush little Gadget, fight some crime Go, go, Gadget, sleepy time Wowzers! All right, time to get even, numerically speaking.
- Reporting for duty, Chief! - So am I! - Reporting for duty! - Here to help! - So am I! - Anything for me to do? When is it my turn? What do you mean there can be only one teacher's pet? On second thought [grunting.]
- Enough mind games, Penny.
- You'll never beat the four of us! You're outnumbered, outsmarted, outmatched And outnumbered.
I already said that.
Hey! [laughs.]
- Wowzers! [crashing.]
- [Talons grunting.]
[glass shattering.]
- It's Gadget.
- We're gonna need backup.
[Talons talking over each other.]
[evil laughter.]
Oh.
Hello Penny and Penny's friends.
Have you met the new me? He was a bad MAD-me until he remembered that Inspector Gadget is always a Go, go, Gadget, good guy.
[all.]
Uh-oh! Whoa! No! Whoa.
No, no, no, no, no! Huh? Oh, look, there's the Duplicatrix! What a silly place to keep a state-of-the-art piece of technology.
Go, go, Gadget, careful picker-upper.
Hey! Where'd the other me go? Unless I'm the other me.
Do you see me anywhere? Great work, Gadget.
You truly are one of a kind.
Correction, Chief.
I'm two of a kind.
And I think we can all rest assured knowing there's another me out there helping the world.
Two of you? [panting.]
Uh-uh.
[sighs.]
I'm glad there's just one of me.
Too much of a good thing, am I right? Well then, double scoop ice creams on me.
Glad it all worked out without any loose ends.
[knocking on door, mumbling.]
- This is all your fault! - It's not my fault! [all arguing.]
[Dr.
Claw.]
Talons!