Jersey Shore s04e05 Episode Script
And The Wall Won
I'm not that girl from Jersey.
I'm giving you trust that you wouldn't bring back a girl or, like, hurt me.
Ron and Sam are back together.
This is the first time I've seen you smile in a long time.
- With Sam, I feel like this time is gonna be different.
No fighting this time, so - Oh, dear.
And let games begin.
- It'd be better if I was there.
- Yeah, it'd be way better if you were here.
- Ron has been calling this girl Hannah.
I don't know if Sam knows about this other chick, but she will flip out.
- I didn't want to say anything, 'cause he was drunk, but Ronnie was so funny last night.
He's like, "I got, like, five girls coming to the house right now.
" - I'm gonna flip the [Bleep.]
Out on this kid.
Wake the [Bleep.]
Up.
You're [Bleep.]
Telling my girlfriend, like, I have girls on the way, if I want to.
- What are you talking- - get the [Bleep.]
Up, bro.
- What are you talking about? - Always talking [Bleep.]
, bro, behind my back when it comes to Sam.
Take your [Bleep.]
.
Get the [Bleep.]
Out, bro.
- Ron.
Hey, Ron, I don't get involved in- stop, Ron! [Get crazy by lmfao.]
DJ Pauly Delvecchio! - I'm going to Jersey shore, bitch! - All right, we got a situation.
- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
[Laughing.]
- After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.
Go, Vinny! Go, Vinny! Do you like the boobs? - I don't get involved- I don't get involved in- Ron, I don't get involved in your relationship, Ron.
I don't get involved in your relationship.
- Yo, I don't get [Bleep.]
Involved in your relationship! Don't [.]
Yell.
- I don't get involved in your [Bleep.]
Relationship.
Are you [Bleep.]
Serious? I stay out of your way all the [Bleep.]
Time! I'm [.]
Sick of this! I'm [Bleep.]
Sick of this! - Stop.
It's not worth it.
- Sick of it? - Yeah! - Yeah? - Yeah.
You want to hit me? You want to hit me? You want to hit me, tough guy? You want to [Bleep.]
Do it? You want to throw my [Bleep.]
Bed? - Yeah, I do.
- You want to throw my bed? You want to [Bleep.]
Do this? [Grunts.]
- Stop! Stop! - [Growls.]
- Look at you, bro.
- Stop! - Get out of here, bro.
[Bleep.]
Get out of here.
- We need to talk.
- Get emotional.
Don't- get the [Bleep.]
Away from me.
- Yo, look at me.
You okay? You all right? Look at me.
I'm not even playing.
Just look at me.
Mike bashed his head into the wall.
And I could tell Mike is completely disoriented.
He's opening his eyes to me, but he's giving me a blank look.
This isn't funny anymore.
You okay? Get the [Bleep.]
Out of here.
What did I do to you? - [Mockingly.]
"What did I do?" Why don't you just tell me? What the [.]
- - What did I do? - You didn't tell me that he told you that I was gonna bring home five girls the first [Bleep.]
Night.
- 'Cause anybody- they were [Bleep.]
There.
- Now he's a big man.
Now he's [Bleep.]
Laying on the floor.
Admit it, bro.
Admit your [Bleep.]
For once.
- Admit it? Admit it? - Admit it.
- Admit it.
I don't do nothing with your relationship, tough guy.
Let's do it! - Stop it! Let's do it! Stop! [Whimpers.]
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop! - [Grunts.]
I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding.
Stop it! Stop! Stop! - I waited for a long time to [Bleep.]
You up.
I waited for a long time to I've been waiting, bro.
I've been waiting for a long time to [Bleep.]
You up.
You did this for no reason, no reason at all No reason No reason.
He didn't hurt me.
There is not one little scrap on my face- nothing on my pretty face.
All those muscles didn't do [Bleep.]
To me.
Those [Bleep.]
Walls are [Bleep.]
Hard right there.
- How'd your knee in your [Bleep.]
Face feel? Yo, [Bleep.]
You, Ron! I'll take you on every day, mother[Bleep.]
! All you do is suck [Bleep.]
, you [Bleep.]
.
- I'll [Bleep.]
You up every day! - Get out of here.
- Ron, stop it.
Yo, [.]
You, you punk! - How's your face feel, you [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
- No matter what he said, it didn't matter to me.
Stop talking to me! - Ron! - Shut the [Bleep.]
Up! Stop talking to me! - Sam, walk away.
- Sam, please - Please just walk away.
- PleaseDon't Let's not make this Jersey.
- This isn't.
Just stop yelling at me! - Walk away from it! - Stop yelling at me! - This isn't [Bleep.]
Fun anymore! - Then stop [Bleep.]
Yelling at me! I [Bleep.]
Get it! - You need to walk away and leave this guy alone, because you're the reason why he's getting so amped up.
- I would love to- - stop! - Get out, then! - Stop it! - Sammi's still there.
- Just stop! - [Laughing.]
What? - Stop talking to me! - Stop.
Just stop.
- You're not worth nothing.
- Really? - I've been calling girls since I've been here.
- You've been calling girls since you've been here? - Yeah, every night.
- You ain't [Bleep.]
.
Get out of my [Bleep.]
Face.
Get out of my face.
Thank you.
Finally.
Finally.
- Your boy's been waiting to do that for so long.
- Who-Ron? - [Laughing.]
Yeah.
But to be honest with you, he didn't do [Bleep.]
, really.
I don't think either of them can fight.
I mean, I know Mike used to take karate, and Ronnie's got big muscles or whatever, but big muscles doesn't mean you can fight.
You need to know how to punch.
Neither of them know how to punch.
Like, Ronnie punched Mike.
It didn't do anything.
Mike knocked himself out.
I think Mike tried to commit suicide by hitting his head against the wall, 'cause he was sick of dealing with the Ron and Sam bull[Bleep.]
.
Are you okay? You need to go to the hospital? - I don't want to.
You should.
- I don't want to go to the hospital.
Dude, [Bleep.]
Your pride.
You should feel better.
Make sure you know what's going on.
- I hit my head against a concrete wall.
It hurts.
- I understand.
So go to the hospital and make sure you're not, like, severely hurt.
Mike? You need to go.
I'm like, "dude, like, I know that you don't want to feel "like a lowlife and you got your ass beat, "but you need to go to the hospital to make sure that you're [Bleep.]
Okay.
" - [Crying.]
Oh, he needs help.
I don't like this.
[Line trilling.]
- We call the ambulance because we're afraid that Mike might have a concussion or something worse.
[Rock music.]
- Mike, I'm here with you, bro.
It's pauly.
I'm here with you, bro.
This is too much.
[Sniffles.]
- if I can't be someone of consequence - [Sniffles.]
I don't want the [Bleep.]
Kid to die.
I don't want him dead.
[Siren.]
- I'm so mad that jenni's talking to Ron.
He needs to be by himself.
Get the [Bleep.]
Out! - Please- - tell her to get the [.]
Out.
- I'm [Bleep.]
Begging you for our house.
I know, but, please.
I'm real worried about Mike right now.
They're gonna keep him for four more hours - just to do the cat scan.
- Yo, how you doing? - Mike, I'm here with you, bro.
It's Pauly.
I'm here with you, bro.
This is not fun anymore.
- Get the [.]
Out of here, bro.
- You need to just tell me what happened.
- Oh, my God! - Please.
Ronnie, you're talking to me.
Come on.
- She shouldn't be in there.
He's wasted.
It's not gonna matter what she says to him.
I hate to say it.
- No, but you should be in there, right? - I'm so mad that jenni's talking to Ron, because I feel like I'm the only person who understands, like, why Ron is acting like this right now, and I don't think that anything anybody says is gonna calm him down.
He needs to be by himself.
- Get the [Bleep.]
Out! - Please- - tell her to get the [Bleep.]
Out! - I know.
I get it.
Just please- I'm [Bleep.]
Begging you for our house.
I know, but, please, just [Bleep.]
Give us a minute.
Just please! - I [Bleep.]
Up tonight.
Why can't you just accept it? Stop.
- Don't [.]
Do this to me anymore.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of you putting me in this position.
I didn't do [Bleep.]
To you! [Bleep.]
! Leave me the [Bleep.]
Alone! - [Sighs.]
- Leave me the [.]
Alone! - Right now I'm thinking, "how can I get through this?" I feel like there's been a lot of jealousy and animosity between me and Mike, and I just let it build up and build up and build up.
I can't believe I let myself get so angry.
The kid's in the hospital and [Bleep.]
.
That's kind of [Bleep.]
Up.
Finally there was just so much built-up [Bleep.]
With him that I was just like - Yeah.
It was a lot of unfinished and unsaid- - it felt like that everyone just let him get away with so much stuff all the time.
- In Ron's defense, he and Mike had this animosity towards each other for so long that this fight was, like, long overdue.
- [Sniffles.]
The second she's back with me, look what happens.
[Sighs.]
[Bleep.]
My life, dude.
[Crying.]
I did my best.
Dude.
[Sniffles.]
I know.
- I just feel like there's no point to, like, fight each other, you know? The craziest thing is, is that, like, he's in the hospital, and, like, it wasn't even from the fight.
Like, he [Bleep.]
Knocked himself out into the wall.
What the [Bleep.]
? Yeah, people get concussions a lot.
It's not, like- - yeah.
- I used to get them all the time from cheerleading.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'd smack myself right on the ground and be, like - You sure you didn't get that when you blacked out drunk and fell? - Well, that happens, too.
[All laugh.]
- I'm real worried about Mike right now.
Nobody should be alone with this [Bleep.]
Going on.
He needs somebody there for him, and I'll be there for him.
[Velcro tearing.]
Yo, how you doing? - Good.
A little better now that they let me use the bathroom.
- No doubt, no doubt.
We're here now, so We're here.
[Velcro tearing.]
- [Voice breaking.]
Me and Sam- we can't be together.
I'm like, "it's not healthy right now.
" What happened tonight was not the right way in any way.
I feel like I owe everybody in the house an apology.
[Sobbing.]
- Like, I have you crying.
My room's a mess.
My roommate's in the hospital.
- [Crying.]
I didn't want that to happen.
Like, I didn't want my roommates fighting, and, like I just feel terrible.
[Sighs.]
- I'm gonna leave you alone.
Then you come out and talk to me when you're ready.
Yeah.
[Sniffles.]
- You let me know.
I'll be in the smush room, I guess.
- What's up? - I love you, bro.
- You all right? What? - I love you.
You know that, right? - Yeah, but I don't like when you act like that, my dude.
- I know.
- It's like, when you drink, you literally become, like, a hothead.
It's [Bleep.]
Scary.
It's not worth it.
Like So just, please, bro- that's all I ask, you know.
Just-we'll work on it together.
When he's dating Sam, he flips out, turns into another person, and then says he's sorry.
But that doesn't make it okay.
You got to fix the problem.
- I love you, dog.
You know that.
- Yeah, I love you, too, man.
- You get me, brother.
- If you ever need to talk, I'm-you know? [Dramatic music.]
- Obviously, us being together is toxic.
So maybe it's just best to just-you know? We have our issues.
It sucks, because I do love you so much.
And I do care about you - [Clears throat.]
More than I care about myself.
- Stop, like, with that.
- Can I just talk? I'm sorry for the [Bleep.]
That I did say to you tonight.
- Whatever.
It's all true, anyway.
- It is true.
I did call a girl while I was here.
Who? - Just some random girl that I just- - hook up with? - No.
- Who is it? - Just some girl.
- Look at me in the face.
- Just some girl - Who? - That I - No, no, no, tell me a name, please.
- Some girl that I met.
- From where-long island? Good-bye.
- Can-can you just sit? - Can you just- look at me.
I'm gonna tell you one thing.
- I'm being honest.
- It's okay.
Be honest all you want.
But I just don't want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life.
Sam.
Sam.
[Sighs.]
I'm through with Ron and the bull[Bleep.]
And the lies and whatever that he has to say to me, 'cause everything he says is complete bull[Bleep.]
.
- Can we please just talk, Sam? - Just, please, get away from me, please.
I blew my own cover, but, you know, I'm kind of glad that it came out, in a way.
I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulder.
I just want to talk, Sam.
- I don't care anymore.
What do you want to say? Like, do you.
I don't care anymore.
I don't ever want to look at you ever again.
Just-I don't care anymore.
Just get the [Bleep.]
Away from me.
I cared enough.
Get the [Bleep.]
Away from me.
- Dude, that's enough of this [Bleep.]
.
No peace of mind.
Don't live in this house with [Bleep.]
Tension.
I'm tired of dwelling on stuff and just letting it destroy my present, and it's destroying my future.
I think the best thing for me to do is just go home right now.
[Pensive music.]
- Put my roommate in the hospital because of some girl that's been playing with my mind.
- Ronnie feels like he's trapped in his own mind right now and doesn't know who he is.
And because of that, he's trying to flee.
I want your butt[Bleep.]
.
- That's not necessary.
Stop.
- Jionni is very quiet about sexuality.
And me-I'm just like, bam, "let's [Bleep.]
Dirty talk.
" - Aryou D.
T.
F.
? - Hey! - Dude, what's up, bro? - I can't be here, dude.
Can't do it.
- Just sleep it off, dude.
- It's not about sleeping it off.
It's about - Go to bed, bro.
You're in Italy.
Come on, bro.
- It's about how we played games.
I have no peace of mind.
I've been here for a week.
- Okay, but that doesn't mean that you go home.
- It's about peace of mind, and I don't have it.
- You know how you get peace of mind? Going through [Bleep.]
Like this is how you get peace of mind.
If you go home, you're gonna be [Bleep.]
Miserable and depressed.
Ronnie feels like he's trapped in his own mind right now and doesn't know who he is.
And because of that, he's trying to flee.
- I put my [Bleep.]
Roommate in the hospital Yeah, well - Because of some girl that's been playing with my mind for [Bleep.]
He last three weeks, bro.
- So make it better.
Don't go home.
So that's how you're gonna go down, by doing that? - What else am I gonna do, bro? - There's a light at the end of the tunnel.
I swear to God.
I promise you.
- Maybe I just need to wait for a few days.
- Do you know what it's like not to know what is wrong or what's right? I've been throwing away the efforts I've made to leave this all behind don't feel sorry for me - I just sat there and just thought about some [Bleep.]
.
Vinny's like the Dr.
Phil in the house.
He's young, but he definitely gives good advice, and I think that he's right.
Why would I give up so much? You know what I mean? There's a reason why I'm here.
- You are the reason I go on [Telephone ringing.]
- Hello? - Hello.
Um, can I speak with, uh, nooki or, uh, Sally-Jenny? Who is this? I call from fast flora.
Are you a florist? Yes.
- All this crazy [Bleep.]
Is going on.
You know, I got roommates in the hospital.
I got [Bleep.]
Fights.
I got psychological talks that I'm having with people.
- I don't understand what you say.
- And I got florists calling me, telling me that they deliveries of flowers for the girls.
It's the last thing I want to hear right now.
- I call this afternoon.
- Yes.
- Uh, to this number? - Si.
- Okay, but- - all right, grazie.
[Bleep.]
.
Vin convinces me to stay, so I decide to put Mike's bed back in the spot so that when he does get out of the hospital, he a place to lay his head down.
As much as I hate the kid and I can't stand him and I think he's a sneaky [Bleep.]
, it's just like, he did get hurt.
I'm not that mean of a person.
- Yo.
- What happened? - I only got to see him for two seconds.
I was in the waiting room the whole time.
And they had to do, like, cat scans and all that stuff.
- They would know if there was something serious, right? - He did the cat scan.
They said it's nothing.
He should be fine.
They just got to keep him for observation.
It's probably the whole day.
I waited, like, four hours with Mike.
They're gonna keep him for four more hours for observation, so I head back to the house, exhausted.
I'm beat, though.
- Yeah, I didn't sleep a wink, bro.
It's [Bleep.]
I've been doing [Bleep.]
All night.
I'm beat.
[Uplifting music.]
[Doorbell pulsing.]
[Beeps.]
- You all right? - Yeah, I'm all right.
Just a little head trauma, a little sprain, a little of this, little of that.
You know what I mean? - Got us all worried, bro.
- [Chuckles.]
The doctor's prognosis was a light concussion, also combined with a neck sprain as well.
That's not good, 'cause, man, for the next couple days, I can't G.
T.
L.
I'm upset, man.
[Groaning.]
[Dramatic music.]
You all right? [Grunts.]
- [Groans.]
I didn't mean that [Bleep.]
.
You know that, right? So, you know? - The conflict between me and Ron-it's unsettled.
At any time, it could pop off.
I won't hesitate to fight him, and he won't hesitate to fight me, because nobody got the better of each other in round one.
[Groans.]
What's up, baby? Let's do it, baby.
Let's do it, baby! I don't even know what he was saying, but I know it was bad, just by his tone and the way he was looking at me.
- It doesn't mean anything.
He's being a douche bag.
I'll just knock him out.
- After last night's [Bleep.]
, there were so many emotions, like, so many thoughts going through my head that I was just beating myself up.
[Mellow music.]
I feel like I've been in this house, surrounded by so many people all the time, that I haven't had time to collect my thoughts.
Today I feel like I need to get out and spend the day by myself.
I am remorseful today.
I realize I definitely want to change the fact that I keep everything bottled up till I finally just explode.
Things that I don't have control over I can't flip out about.
I have to just learn how to let it just roll off my shoulder.
So I get up this morning, and there's mine and Nicole's flowers from our boyfriends.
Finally.
It's, like, cute adorable roses from jionni, and it has a little bunny inside.
And I'm just like, "meh.
" [Chuckles.]
- Oh, you're back? - You know Mike's home, right? - No.
- Oh, yeah, he's home, sleeping.
How is he-okay? He suffered head trauma, and then he can't go out for a week or something.
I need to do laundry.
- I have to pick mine up.
- Did you want to come with us? We'll drop it off, pick it up, and go eat.
Now that we know that Mike had no serious problem and it was just, like, a blow to the head, our house is kind of back to normal, not that it's a good normal, you know what I mean? But, hey, if it wasn't [Bleep.]
Up, it wouldn't be our house, right? - Is Ron and Sam together, or is Ron and Sam not together? - I feel like they're together.
- I just honestly don't want to hear anything about any of it.
I don't either.
- One of our roommates just went to the hospital because of Ron and Sam.
We're tired of the arguments.
And at this point, like, enough is enough.
- Ronnie and Sam's relationship is a joke.
- Ron's like, "I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
" Then he's trying to get back with her, and I'm just like It's so sickening.
What comes to mind when I think of Ronnie and Sam is, like, me throwing up [Vinny speaking Italian.]
Because I can't stand it anymore.
- Ciao.
Good.
How are you? Oh! - We see Ronnie sitting there by himself, and I'm curious to see, you know, what Ronnie has to say for himself today.
- I'm sorry for last night, brother.
I'd never do something like that with you, like That [Bleep.]
Was built up three years.
- Oh, yeah.
No, sure.
It's the first time we're talking to Ronnie since the incident.
And he's just, like, real apologetic and real sorry that [Bleep.]
Went down.
- I tried to talk to her last night, and she was like, "I'm done with you.
" - Oh, wait.
You guys are done? That's what she said.
She's like, "I'm done.
" Right? She's like, "go [Bleep.]
Yourself.
" - Yeah, but we've heard that before.
You end up making it funny.
No, she actually was, like, "you're the scum earth piece of [Bleep.]
.
" - Why do you love this girl? - I know.
I have no idea.
- So why would you want to be with someone like that? - I was actually happy the last few days with her.
That was five minutes, and then she proved herself once again.
- She wanted to see how much you care about her by flipping out on someone else.
- You know that's the mind state she has right now.
She has the mind state that "Ronnie called a girl," so now she's gonna have to try to get the upper hand on me.
- You got to be an adult and walk away from the relationship.
I've done it how many times? "I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done with Sam.
" I get a breather.
I catch myself.
And then I'm like, "I'm not done.
I love her.
" - You walk away.
- Exactly.
- Like, you really can't help who you love.
- I love you as a friend.
- Okay.
- But you [Bleep.]
Up, and that's it.
It scared him to see him on a stretcher, because I do care about him as a friend.
If you go to the club with that look, you know how many girls are gonna be like, "what happened, honey?" - [Laughs.]
I know.
We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.
He's talking to one girl.
- I'm trying to get at you.
- But if Ron brings a girl home, Sammi's gonna flip out.
- Hi.
Is Nicole there? - Oh, hold on.
Snooki! - What are you doing? - Nothing.
Did you get your flowers? - I got them.
I love them.
I miss you.
I want to, like, hang out.
I want to see you.
I'm sexually frustrated.
Are you? I was until I had fun in the shower, and then I was like, "brr, bye.
" Ugh.
Don't say that.
You're gross.
- I'm not gross.
It's a way of life.
What else is going on? - Nothing.
I want your butt[Bleep.]
.
- That's not necessary.
Stop.
- Jionni is a very, like, quiet person.
You have to be quiet about your emotions, about sexuality and stuff like that.
And me-I'm just like, bam, "let's [Bleep.]
Dirty talk.
I'm [Bleep.]
Horny.
" Are you d.
T.
F.
? - Hey! - I'm gonna, like, have an orgasm right now.
- All right, can we please slow down a little bit with this [Bleep.]
? - Okay.
Jionni gets upset.
He's like,,, [Deep voice.]
"Don't say that.
" [Normal voice.]
I'm like, "come on.
" Like, I just don't want to think.
I just want to be myself.
Love you.
- Love you, too.
- Tootles.
He's such a jerk.
[Rock music.]
- 'cause by the look in your eyes it's safe to say you're five, five years away I've had enough.
And if he wants to be like this, I'll go give back everything Ron has given me, including the stuff I got him.
So I put all my stuff on Ron's bed.
Some guy out there will appreciate me as a person and will really love me for who I am, and it's not Ron.
[Whispering.]
Mike.
[Normal voice.]
Are you okay? I felt like I caused the problem.
Like, I'm not a fan of you, Mike, but, you know, I just felt bad.
Like, I don't want to see a roommate go to the hospital.
I apologize for everything.
I'm sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you sure you're okay? - Mm-hmm.
I didn't really even listen to her apolwgy too much, because it is Sam's fault we fought.
And I just went through a wall.
I can't hear that [Bleep.]
.
[Mellow music.]
[Groans.]
[Stove clicking.]
I have a big heart, you know.
And if somebody else was hurt in the house, like me, I would be checking on them.
But nobody was really checking on me, really, that much, you know what I mean? So I kind of felt alienated a little bit.
[Sniffles.]
I want [Sniffles.]
- What everybody else wants - [Sighs.]
[Crunches.]
I'm definitely feeling alone- definitely feeling alone right now.
A place to lay my head [Sniffles.]
[Doorbell pulsing.]
[Beeps.]
You have a neck brace on? You all right? When I see Mike in his neck brace, I feel like he's doing an insurance claim right now.
It was a mild concussion from the head butt to the wall.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
- And that was it.
And some-you know, from when I hit my head- what was it, like, whiplash? - Yeah, like, in my neck.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's good it's not major.
We see Mike in a neck brace.
I'm like, "oh, my God.
" He's got his glasses on, like always, and a neck brace.
You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace.
He looks ridiculous.
- They said I'll be out for, like, a week.
[Mellow rock music.]
Get the [Bleep.]
Out of here.
What are you doing? [Whispering.]
Who's is that? [Normal voice.]
Is that yours? What are you doing? Ronnie! Oh, God.
[Dramatic music.]
Yours? - Mm-hmm.
It's okay.
I figured.
I was a little immature by putting stuff on Ron's bed, but throwing out now stuff is a little bit going, you know, too far.
And the earrings- did you throw them out, too? I'll take them.
I don't do this.
- Shouldn't be throwing that out.
Diamond earrings- get out of here.
Whatever.
That [Bleep.]
Was cement.
The only reason I did that was because I was like, "I might as well the pain out the way now.
" What? I don't think I would've put you in the hospital.
The wall put you in the hospital.
- That [Bleep.]
Doesn't even have a dent on it.
- Che cosa? - What does that mean? Some guy was talking [Bleep.]
While I was dancing with this chick.
- Look.
Over there? - You ain't [Bleep.]
, mother[Bleep.]
! - You're in the streets of Florence! Yeah, you're in the streets of Florence! Let's do it! - So we're leaving in ten minutes.
Don't leave without me, or I'll never talk to you guys again.
You all right? - I didn't realize that wall was so hard.
[Chuckling.]
I try to be the peacemaker in this house.
Even though me and him could fight at any instant, I still respect the kid.
- What the? - [Chuckling.]
Oh, no, 'cause [Chuckles.]
The only-the only reason I did that was because I had got into a fight, like, maybe, like, two years ago.
And this dude was, like, double your size, and I was like, "[Bleep.]
.
I'm gonna have a problem.
" I was like, "I might as well get the paint out the way now.
" So I put my head through a sheetrock wall, and the kid was like, "holy [Bleep.]
.
This kid's crazy.
" But I didn't know that [Bleep.]
Was cement.
That [Bleep.]
Doesn't even have a dent on it.
I- I knew I might've had a problem with you.
I was like, "all right" - [Laughing wildly.]
"Let's do this.
" - What? It didn't even make sense.
Like, I don't think I would've put you in the hospital.
The wall put you in the hospital.
- So, I mean, it is kind of funny now.
I don't get that.
They're laughing in there.
- Oh, Ron and Mike? - Yes.
Ron and Mike.
They resolved it.
I've been trying to stay out of the relationship with you and your girl, like, 3,000%.
And by any means, I didn't- definitely didn't mean to- to upset you like that, you know what I mean? And, uh, if, uh If us having to fight like that and me banging my head- I mean, 'cause that happened.
You know what I mean? Exactly.
- What are the boys doing tonight? - Who cares? - So it's girls' night? Yeah.
You look like a pilgrim.
Do the Italian look.
- Oh, it's so nice out tonight.
- We have to go to Tijuana for dinner.
I don't know about you, but I plan on frickin' drinking at this bar.
I'm living in the sun drinking up the fun I'm going all over town the town, baby - We should celebrate.
- Oh, yeah.
- This will be a fun night.
- I want to do this every night.
- We should.
- I will.
- I don't like hanging out with the guys.
We have us girls to have our backs, and, you know, the best times is with your girls.
I tell you that.
It's the truth.
- Well, this is a turn of events from the [Bleep.]
Scary place.
If mikor anyone says [Bleep.]
Like that to you, say it that moment or day, or let it go.
- And don't fight.
Just be like, "did you say this?" - Yes.
And don't, like, kind of- 'cause it looks like you're using it as ammo for the future.
I have to rk on myself.
I actually feel like really bad for my roommates that they're part of our fighting.
Like, it makes me sick.
I didn't want to come into Italy and do that.
And I think that the girls are trying to give me good advice, like girlfriends would do.
- So is Mike going out tonight, or is he staying in? - He can't take the neck brace off for a week.
He can't go out for a week.
- He can't go out? - Oh, no.
- I didn't know that.
- Really? - I didn't know that either.
- Sorry.
You guys ready? - Let's do this.
- All right, let's go.
R.
V.
P.
It's R.
V.
P.
Right now.
Mike's home still dealing with his issues and trying to find a way to apologize to the wall, I guess.
[Electronic music.]
- Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
Is this it? Everything is all right everything is all right seaside moonlight take a break, form a line Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everything is all right I saw this pixie on a fixy out in front of the bar - I'm gonna go get a drink.
- This guy's wasted right now.
- What do you want to drink? - Mojito.
- It's finally starting to feel like I'm out with single Ronnie.
I got it.
I got it.
- He's got that look on his face like he's gonna creep.
I'm like, "damn, I hope he starts hooking up.
" - I'm from New York, okay? - Okay.
- I'm from New York.
- I know.
But, babe, I'm your girl.
- You're cool as [Bleep.]
.
Che cosa? Look.
Over there? - Che cosa? - What does that mean? Che cosa? Some guy was talking [Bleep.]
While I was dancing with this chick.
[Girl speaking Italian.]
Che cosa? - Do it.
What's up, baby? What's up, baby? Let's do it, baby.
Let's do it, baby! I don't even know what the [Bleep.]
He was saying, but I know it was bad, just by his tone and the way he was looking at me.
- It doesn't mean anything.
He's being a douche bag.
I'll just knock him out.
He's being a douche bag.
- Aah! What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? Let's do it, baby! I'll [.]
You up! What's up, baby? What's up, baby? You ain't [Bleep.]
, mother[Bleep.]
! - You're in the streets of Florence! Yeah, you're in the streets of Florence! - Let's do it, baby! Let's do it, then! Let's do it! - Yo, what's up? - You ain't [Bleep.]
, mother[Bleep.]
! - You're in the streets of Florence! Yeah, you're in the streets of Florence! - Let's do it, baby! - Let's fight! - Let's do it, then! - Yeah! Yo, what's up? - Get back.
- Who is that? - Yo, some gorilla talked [Bleep.]
.
Pauly was white boy wasted.
At any other time, Pauly wouldn't have even reacted to that.
But mixing pauly's state of mind with these guys being ass[Bleep.]
, it made pauly snap.
These guys have been starting with everybody all night- these two guys.
- Don't be mad.
- I'm not mad.
I'm too happy to be mad.
I held back, and I kept my cool.
I don't want to fight.
I'm not a fighter.
- Let's go over there for a little bit.
- I think he was jealous I was dancing with that girl.
Maybe it was his girlfriend.
That's probably why.
[Rock music.]
[Deena counting in Italian.]
[Snooki and deena shouting in Italian.]
- Who wants to get naked and get spray-tanned? - Actually, I've been naked this entire [Bleep.]
Trip.
You okay? I kind of wanted to talk to you.
Okay.
- Are you sad? You sad? I just want to say, the b.
S.
That went on- I'm still mad at you for that.
You're a [Bleep.]
For that.
But the fact that I saw you on the floor.
God forbid anything happened to you, and that was the last words I said to you- I want you to know I love you as a friend.
- Okay.
- But you [Bleep.]
Up.
And that's it.
You know? - Okay.
- I saw you on the stretcher.
I started crying.
Like, it's not okay.
I thought you were dying.
- [Laughs.]
- Ass[Bleep.]
.
- I hit a concrete wall pretty hard.
- Okay, well, I thought you were dying-I don't know.
- Me and snooks- she was a little mad at me.
I was a little mad at her.
And after a trip to the hospital, we realized that at the end of the day, we love each other.
So I don't think Nicole and jionni are meant for each other.
- If you go to the club with that look, you know how many girls are gonna be like, "what happened, honey?" - [Laughs.]
I know.
- Dude, you'll get mad girls with that [Bleep.]
.
La la la la la la la na na na [Shouts in Italian.]
- Girl, I've been all over the world looking for you No, we need a drink! - I'm known for taking what I think I deserve and you're overdue She likes you.
We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.
He's talking to one girl, but you can tell that he's scared because of Sammi.
I'm trying to get at you.
- If Ron brings a girl home, Sammi's gonna flip out, 'cause that'll just start another war.
But a man has needs.
What, is he gonna wait two months to do it? I don't think so.
Na na na na na - You okay? Listen, let's get out of here.
You okay? I meet a girl.
Then I realize that, you know, I don't want these grenades, these things that Vinny and pauly bring home.
Scusi.
Sorry.
The old Ronnie in Miami would've brought a girl back just to get a rise out of Sam.
How much? Sam always expects the worst out of me, especially when she's not there to watch over me.
I'm not that dumb.
Come on.
I'll give you ten.
Instead of bringing home a grenade girl to get her mad and start another fight, let me be an adult and show her, "you're the ass[Bleep.]
.
And I'm not the ass[Bleep.]
Anymore.
" - Oh, there we go.
We got it.
[Upbeat electronic music.]
- You let her.
I'm gonna [Bleep.]
You tonight, Ronnie.
[Vinny laughing.]
- [Bleep.]
Tonight.
- Whoo! - I don't know what to do with myself.
What if Ron brings home a girl? I don't know if I can handle this right now.
- Yo.
[Chuckles.]
[Speaking gibberish.]
- I don't like feeling like this.
Where's my ex-girlfriend? I'm the ass[Bleep.]
.
All right? Just so you know.
Just so you know.
That's all I got to say.
- Are those for somebody else? Just so you know.
So I give Sam the flowers, just kind of showing her I'm gonna be happy either way, like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm gonna move on, like, you know what I mean? Whether it's with or without you at this point, like, you know? - Did you bring home another girl? - Are you kidding? - Yeah, absolutely.
I brought home [Bleep.]
Mad girls.
[Chuckles.]
When I give you flowers, don't ask me if I brought home a girl.
- The biggest piece of [Bleep.]
Ever - Ron, I'm just trying to talk to you, like, normally.
- That comes home with flowers for his ex-girlfriend.
I wish I had a piece of shit like that.
Ah.
He got me flowers.
Like, I'm, like, more than confused right now.
Hello.
Yeah, what's up? - Why are you being mean to me? Every time I try talking to you, you're, like, ignoring me.
Why would you get me flowers if you want to ignore me? Like, thank you.
I'm trying to say thank you, and you just won't even, like, let me.
- Great way of showing thank you.
[Grunts.]
- Every time I try to, like, talk to you- - so you know what? Find somebody better than me.
Call me in [Bleep.]
Four years when you find somebody better than me.
- Oh, you're so [Scoffs.]
- Yeah, whatever.
You too.
You tell somebody to go [Bleep.]
Themselves.
"You're a piece of [Bleep.]
.
You're a scumbag.
" And see if they come home with a [Bleep.]
Dozen roses for you - Can you just sit here? - And see how it goes.
What did I just do? Like, why did I even get her the roses? Whatever, dude.
- Thank you for the flowers.
I'm taking them back.
Ever since it started girl, I always knew Waste of my [Bleep.]
Money and mybleep.]
Time, bro.
[Bleep.]
.
You don't deserve me, and you don't deserve these roses.
Tell me you love me that's all I need to hear then I'll have no need to stay, and I can disappear - Okay, you just bought me flowers, and now you're throwing them out, so now I'm like, "what the [Bleep.]
?" In my head.
Like, what is going on? It hurts.
I'm just all-like, I feel all [Bleep.]
Up in the head at this point.
Adriano_CSI
I'm giving you trust that you wouldn't bring back a girl or, like, hurt me.
Ron and Sam are back together.
This is the first time I've seen you smile in a long time.
- With Sam, I feel like this time is gonna be different.
No fighting this time, so - Oh, dear.
And let games begin.
- It'd be better if I was there.
- Yeah, it'd be way better if you were here.
- Ron has been calling this girl Hannah.
I don't know if Sam knows about this other chick, but she will flip out.
- I didn't want to say anything, 'cause he was drunk, but Ronnie was so funny last night.
He's like, "I got, like, five girls coming to the house right now.
" - I'm gonna flip the [Bleep.]
Out on this kid.
Wake the [Bleep.]
Up.
You're [Bleep.]
Telling my girlfriend, like, I have girls on the way, if I want to.
- What are you talking- - get the [Bleep.]
Up, bro.
- What are you talking about? - Always talking [Bleep.]
, bro, behind my back when it comes to Sam.
Take your [Bleep.]
.
Get the [Bleep.]
Out, bro.
- Ron.
Hey, Ron, I don't get involved in- stop, Ron! [Get crazy by lmfao.]
DJ Pauly Delvecchio! - I'm going to Jersey shore, bitch! - All right, we got a situation.
- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
[Laughing.]
- After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.
Go, Vinny! Go, Vinny! Do you like the boobs? - I don't get involved- I don't get involved in- Ron, I don't get involved in your relationship, Ron.
I don't get involved in your relationship.
- Yo, I don't get [Bleep.]
Involved in your relationship! Don't [.]
Yell.
- I don't get involved in your [Bleep.]
Relationship.
Are you [Bleep.]
Serious? I stay out of your way all the [Bleep.]
Time! I'm [.]
Sick of this! I'm [Bleep.]
Sick of this! - Stop.
It's not worth it.
- Sick of it? - Yeah! - Yeah? - Yeah.
You want to hit me? You want to hit me? You want to hit me, tough guy? You want to [Bleep.]
Do it? You want to throw my [Bleep.]
Bed? - Yeah, I do.
- You want to throw my bed? You want to [Bleep.]
Do this? [Grunts.]
- Stop! Stop! - [Growls.]
- Look at you, bro.
- Stop! - Get out of here, bro.
[Bleep.]
Get out of here.
- We need to talk.
- Get emotional.
Don't- get the [Bleep.]
Away from me.
- Yo, look at me.
You okay? You all right? Look at me.
I'm not even playing.
Just look at me.
Mike bashed his head into the wall.
And I could tell Mike is completely disoriented.
He's opening his eyes to me, but he's giving me a blank look.
This isn't funny anymore.
You okay? Get the [Bleep.]
Out of here.
What did I do to you? - [Mockingly.]
"What did I do?" Why don't you just tell me? What the [.]
- - What did I do? - You didn't tell me that he told you that I was gonna bring home five girls the first [Bleep.]
Night.
- 'Cause anybody- they were [Bleep.]
There.
- Now he's a big man.
Now he's [Bleep.]
Laying on the floor.
Admit it, bro.
Admit your [Bleep.]
For once.
- Admit it? Admit it? - Admit it.
- Admit it.
I don't do nothing with your relationship, tough guy.
Let's do it! - Stop it! Let's do it! Stop! [Whimpers.]
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop! - [Grunts.]
I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding.
Stop it! Stop! Stop! - I waited for a long time to [Bleep.]
You up.
I waited for a long time to I've been waiting, bro.
I've been waiting for a long time to [Bleep.]
You up.
You did this for no reason, no reason at all No reason No reason.
He didn't hurt me.
There is not one little scrap on my face- nothing on my pretty face.
All those muscles didn't do [Bleep.]
To me.
Those [Bleep.]
Walls are [Bleep.]
Hard right there.
- How'd your knee in your [Bleep.]
Face feel? Yo, [Bleep.]
You, Ron! I'll take you on every day, mother[Bleep.]
! All you do is suck [Bleep.]
, you [Bleep.]
.
- I'll [Bleep.]
You up every day! - Get out of here.
- Ron, stop it.
Yo, [.]
You, you punk! - How's your face feel, you [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
- No matter what he said, it didn't matter to me.
Stop talking to me! - Ron! - Shut the [Bleep.]
Up! Stop talking to me! - Sam, walk away.
- Sam, please - Please just walk away.
- PleaseDon't Let's not make this Jersey.
- This isn't.
Just stop yelling at me! - Walk away from it! - Stop yelling at me! - This isn't [Bleep.]
Fun anymore! - Then stop [Bleep.]
Yelling at me! I [Bleep.]
Get it! - You need to walk away and leave this guy alone, because you're the reason why he's getting so amped up.
- I would love to- - stop! - Get out, then! - Stop it! - Sammi's still there.
- Just stop! - [Laughing.]
What? - Stop talking to me! - Stop.
Just stop.
- You're not worth nothing.
- Really? - I've been calling girls since I've been here.
- You've been calling girls since you've been here? - Yeah, every night.
- You ain't [Bleep.]
.
Get out of my [Bleep.]
Face.
Get out of my face.
Thank you.
Finally.
Finally.
- Your boy's been waiting to do that for so long.
- Who-Ron? - [Laughing.]
Yeah.
But to be honest with you, he didn't do [Bleep.]
, really.
I don't think either of them can fight.
I mean, I know Mike used to take karate, and Ronnie's got big muscles or whatever, but big muscles doesn't mean you can fight.
You need to know how to punch.
Neither of them know how to punch.
Like, Ronnie punched Mike.
It didn't do anything.
Mike knocked himself out.
I think Mike tried to commit suicide by hitting his head against the wall, 'cause he was sick of dealing with the Ron and Sam bull[Bleep.]
.
Are you okay? You need to go to the hospital? - I don't want to.
You should.
- I don't want to go to the hospital.
Dude, [Bleep.]
Your pride.
You should feel better.
Make sure you know what's going on.
- I hit my head against a concrete wall.
It hurts.
- I understand.
So go to the hospital and make sure you're not, like, severely hurt.
Mike? You need to go.
I'm like, "dude, like, I know that you don't want to feel "like a lowlife and you got your ass beat, "but you need to go to the hospital to make sure that you're [Bleep.]
Okay.
" - [Crying.]
Oh, he needs help.
I don't like this.
[Line trilling.]
- We call the ambulance because we're afraid that Mike might have a concussion or something worse.
[Rock music.]
- Mike, I'm here with you, bro.
It's pauly.
I'm here with you, bro.
This is too much.
[Sniffles.]
- if I can't be someone of consequence - [Sniffles.]
I don't want the [Bleep.]
Kid to die.
I don't want him dead.
[Siren.]
- I'm so mad that jenni's talking to Ron.
He needs to be by himself.
Get the [Bleep.]
Out! - Please- - tell her to get the [.]
Out.
- I'm [Bleep.]
Begging you for our house.
I know, but, please.
I'm real worried about Mike right now.
They're gonna keep him for four more hours - just to do the cat scan.
- Yo, how you doing? - Mike, I'm here with you, bro.
It's Pauly.
I'm here with you, bro.
This is not fun anymore.
- Get the [.]
Out of here, bro.
- You need to just tell me what happened.
- Oh, my God! - Please.
Ronnie, you're talking to me.
Come on.
- She shouldn't be in there.
He's wasted.
It's not gonna matter what she says to him.
I hate to say it.
- No, but you should be in there, right? - I'm so mad that jenni's talking to Ron, because I feel like I'm the only person who understands, like, why Ron is acting like this right now, and I don't think that anything anybody says is gonna calm him down.
He needs to be by himself.
- Get the [Bleep.]
Out! - Please- - tell her to get the [Bleep.]
Out! - I know.
I get it.
Just please- I'm [Bleep.]
Begging you for our house.
I know, but, please, just [Bleep.]
Give us a minute.
Just please! - I [Bleep.]
Up tonight.
Why can't you just accept it? Stop.
- Don't [.]
Do this to me anymore.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of you putting me in this position.
I didn't do [Bleep.]
To you! [Bleep.]
! Leave me the [Bleep.]
Alone! - [Sighs.]
- Leave me the [.]
Alone! - Right now I'm thinking, "how can I get through this?" I feel like there's been a lot of jealousy and animosity between me and Mike, and I just let it build up and build up and build up.
I can't believe I let myself get so angry.
The kid's in the hospital and [Bleep.]
.
That's kind of [Bleep.]
Up.
Finally there was just so much built-up [Bleep.]
With him that I was just like - Yeah.
It was a lot of unfinished and unsaid- - it felt like that everyone just let him get away with so much stuff all the time.
- In Ron's defense, he and Mike had this animosity towards each other for so long that this fight was, like, long overdue.
- [Sniffles.]
The second she's back with me, look what happens.
[Sighs.]
[Bleep.]
My life, dude.
[Crying.]
I did my best.
Dude.
[Sniffles.]
I know.
- I just feel like there's no point to, like, fight each other, you know? The craziest thing is, is that, like, he's in the hospital, and, like, it wasn't even from the fight.
Like, he [Bleep.]
Knocked himself out into the wall.
What the [Bleep.]
? Yeah, people get concussions a lot.
It's not, like- - yeah.
- I used to get them all the time from cheerleading.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'd smack myself right on the ground and be, like - You sure you didn't get that when you blacked out drunk and fell? - Well, that happens, too.
[All laugh.]
- I'm real worried about Mike right now.
Nobody should be alone with this [Bleep.]
Going on.
He needs somebody there for him, and I'll be there for him.
[Velcro tearing.]
Yo, how you doing? - Good.
A little better now that they let me use the bathroom.
- No doubt, no doubt.
We're here now, so We're here.
[Velcro tearing.]
- [Voice breaking.]
Me and Sam- we can't be together.
I'm like, "it's not healthy right now.
" What happened tonight was not the right way in any way.
I feel like I owe everybody in the house an apology.
[Sobbing.]
- Like, I have you crying.
My room's a mess.
My roommate's in the hospital.
- [Crying.]
I didn't want that to happen.
Like, I didn't want my roommates fighting, and, like I just feel terrible.
[Sighs.]
- I'm gonna leave you alone.
Then you come out and talk to me when you're ready.
Yeah.
[Sniffles.]
- You let me know.
I'll be in the smush room, I guess.
- What's up? - I love you, bro.
- You all right? What? - I love you.
You know that, right? - Yeah, but I don't like when you act like that, my dude.
- I know.
- It's like, when you drink, you literally become, like, a hothead.
It's [Bleep.]
Scary.
It's not worth it.
Like So just, please, bro- that's all I ask, you know.
Just-we'll work on it together.
When he's dating Sam, he flips out, turns into another person, and then says he's sorry.
But that doesn't make it okay.
You got to fix the problem.
- I love you, dog.
You know that.
- Yeah, I love you, too, man.
- You get me, brother.
- If you ever need to talk, I'm-you know? [Dramatic music.]
- Obviously, us being together is toxic.
So maybe it's just best to just-you know? We have our issues.
It sucks, because I do love you so much.
And I do care about you - [Clears throat.]
More than I care about myself.
- Stop, like, with that.
- Can I just talk? I'm sorry for the [Bleep.]
That I did say to you tonight.
- Whatever.
It's all true, anyway.
- It is true.
I did call a girl while I was here.
Who? - Just some random girl that I just- - hook up with? - No.
- Who is it? - Just some girl.
- Look at me in the face.
- Just some girl - Who? - That I - No, no, no, tell me a name, please.
- Some girl that I met.
- From where-long island? Good-bye.
- Can-can you just sit? - Can you just- look at me.
I'm gonna tell you one thing.
- I'm being honest.
- It's okay.
Be honest all you want.
But I just don't want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life.
Sam.
Sam.
[Sighs.]
I'm through with Ron and the bull[Bleep.]
And the lies and whatever that he has to say to me, 'cause everything he says is complete bull[Bleep.]
.
- Can we please just talk, Sam? - Just, please, get away from me, please.
I blew my own cover, but, you know, I'm kind of glad that it came out, in a way.
I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulder.
I just want to talk, Sam.
- I don't care anymore.
What do you want to say? Like, do you.
I don't care anymore.
I don't ever want to look at you ever again.
Just-I don't care anymore.
Just get the [Bleep.]
Away from me.
I cared enough.
Get the [Bleep.]
Away from me.
- Dude, that's enough of this [Bleep.]
.
No peace of mind.
Don't live in this house with [Bleep.]
Tension.
I'm tired of dwelling on stuff and just letting it destroy my present, and it's destroying my future.
I think the best thing for me to do is just go home right now.
[Pensive music.]
- Put my roommate in the hospital because of some girl that's been playing with my mind.
- Ronnie feels like he's trapped in his own mind right now and doesn't know who he is.
And because of that, he's trying to flee.
I want your butt[Bleep.]
.
- That's not necessary.
Stop.
- Jionni is very quiet about sexuality.
And me-I'm just like, bam, "let's [Bleep.]
Dirty talk.
" - Aryou D.
T.
F.
? - Hey! - Dude, what's up, bro? - I can't be here, dude.
Can't do it.
- Just sleep it off, dude.
- It's not about sleeping it off.
It's about - Go to bed, bro.
You're in Italy.
Come on, bro.
- It's about how we played games.
I have no peace of mind.
I've been here for a week.
- Okay, but that doesn't mean that you go home.
- It's about peace of mind, and I don't have it.
- You know how you get peace of mind? Going through [Bleep.]
Like this is how you get peace of mind.
If you go home, you're gonna be [Bleep.]
Miserable and depressed.
Ronnie feels like he's trapped in his own mind right now and doesn't know who he is.
And because of that, he's trying to flee.
- I put my [Bleep.]
Roommate in the hospital Yeah, well - Because of some girl that's been playing with my mind for [Bleep.]
He last three weeks, bro.
- So make it better.
Don't go home.
So that's how you're gonna go down, by doing that? - What else am I gonna do, bro? - There's a light at the end of the tunnel.
I swear to God.
I promise you.
- Maybe I just need to wait for a few days.
- Do you know what it's like not to know what is wrong or what's right? I've been throwing away the efforts I've made to leave this all behind don't feel sorry for me - I just sat there and just thought about some [Bleep.]
.
Vinny's like the Dr.
Phil in the house.
He's young, but he definitely gives good advice, and I think that he's right.
Why would I give up so much? You know what I mean? There's a reason why I'm here.
- You are the reason I go on [Telephone ringing.]
- Hello? - Hello.
Um, can I speak with, uh, nooki or, uh, Sally-Jenny? Who is this? I call from fast flora.
Are you a florist? Yes.
- All this crazy [Bleep.]
Is going on.
You know, I got roommates in the hospital.
I got [Bleep.]
Fights.
I got psychological talks that I'm having with people.
- I don't understand what you say.
- And I got florists calling me, telling me that they deliveries of flowers for the girls.
It's the last thing I want to hear right now.
- I call this afternoon.
- Yes.
- Uh, to this number? - Si.
- Okay, but- - all right, grazie.
[Bleep.]
.
Vin convinces me to stay, so I decide to put Mike's bed back in the spot so that when he does get out of the hospital, he a place to lay his head down.
As much as I hate the kid and I can't stand him and I think he's a sneaky [Bleep.]
, it's just like, he did get hurt.
I'm not that mean of a person.
- Yo.
- What happened? - I only got to see him for two seconds.
I was in the waiting room the whole time.
And they had to do, like, cat scans and all that stuff.
- They would know if there was something serious, right? - He did the cat scan.
They said it's nothing.
He should be fine.
They just got to keep him for observation.
It's probably the whole day.
I waited, like, four hours with Mike.
They're gonna keep him for four more hours for observation, so I head back to the house, exhausted.
I'm beat, though.
- Yeah, I didn't sleep a wink, bro.
It's [Bleep.]
I've been doing [Bleep.]
All night.
I'm beat.
[Uplifting music.]
[Doorbell pulsing.]
[Beeps.]
- You all right? - Yeah, I'm all right.
Just a little head trauma, a little sprain, a little of this, little of that.
You know what I mean? - Got us all worried, bro.
- [Chuckles.]
The doctor's prognosis was a light concussion, also combined with a neck sprain as well.
That's not good, 'cause, man, for the next couple days, I can't G.
T.
L.
I'm upset, man.
[Groaning.]
[Dramatic music.]
You all right? [Grunts.]
- [Groans.]
I didn't mean that [Bleep.]
.
You know that, right? So, you know? - The conflict between me and Ron-it's unsettled.
At any time, it could pop off.
I won't hesitate to fight him, and he won't hesitate to fight me, because nobody got the better of each other in round one.
[Groans.]
What's up, baby? Let's do it, baby.
Let's do it, baby! I don't even know what he was saying, but I know it was bad, just by his tone and the way he was looking at me.
- It doesn't mean anything.
He's being a douche bag.
I'll just knock him out.
- After last night's [Bleep.]
, there were so many emotions, like, so many thoughts going through my head that I was just beating myself up.
[Mellow music.]
I feel like I've been in this house, surrounded by so many people all the time, that I haven't had time to collect my thoughts.
Today I feel like I need to get out and spend the day by myself.
I am remorseful today.
I realize I definitely want to change the fact that I keep everything bottled up till I finally just explode.
Things that I don't have control over I can't flip out about.
I have to just learn how to let it just roll off my shoulder.
So I get up this morning, and there's mine and Nicole's flowers from our boyfriends.
Finally.
It's, like, cute adorable roses from jionni, and it has a little bunny inside.
And I'm just like, "meh.
" [Chuckles.]
- Oh, you're back? - You know Mike's home, right? - No.
- Oh, yeah, he's home, sleeping.
How is he-okay? He suffered head trauma, and then he can't go out for a week or something.
I need to do laundry.
- I have to pick mine up.
- Did you want to come with us? We'll drop it off, pick it up, and go eat.
Now that we know that Mike had no serious problem and it was just, like, a blow to the head, our house is kind of back to normal, not that it's a good normal, you know what I mean? But, hey, if it wasn't [Bleep.]
Up, it wouldn't be our house, right? - Is Ron and Sam together, or is Ron and Sam not together? - I feel like they're together.
- I just honestly don't want to hear anything about any of it.
I don't either.
- One of our roommates just went to the hospital because of Ron and Sam.
We're tired of the arguments.
And at this point, like, enough is enough.
- Ronnie and Sam's relationship is a joke.
- Ron's like, "I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
" Then he's trying to get back with her, and I'm just like It's so sickening.
What comes to mind when I think of Ronnie and Sam is, like, me throwing up [Vinny speaking Italian.]
Because I can't stand it anymore.
- Ciao.
Good.
How are you? Oh! - We see Ronnie sitting there by himself, and I'm curious to see, you know, what Ronnie has to say for himself today.
- I'm sorry for last night, brother.
I'd never do something like that with you, like That [Bleep.]
Was built up three years.
- Oh, yeah.
No, sure.
It's the first time we're talking to Ronnie since the incident.
And he's just, like, real apologetic and real sorry that [Bleep.]
Went down.
- I tried to talk to her last night, and she was like, "I'm done with you.
" - Oh, wait.
You guys are done? That's what she said.
She's like, "I'm done.
" Right? She's like, "go [Bleep.]
Yourself.
" - Yeah, but we've heard that before.
You end up making it funny.
No, she actually was, like, "you're the scum earth piece of [Bleep.]
.
" - Why do you love this girl? - I know.
I have no idea.
- So why would you want to be with someone like that? - I was actually happy the last few days with her.
That was five minutes, and then she proved herself once again.
- She wanted to see how much you care about her by flipping out on someone else.
- You know that's the mind state she has right now.
She has the mind state that "Ronnie called a girl," so now she's gonna have to try to get the upper hand on me.
- You got to be an adult and walk away from the relationship.
I've done it how many times? "I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done with Sam.
" I get a breather.
I catch myself.
And then I'm like, "I'm not done.
I love her.
" - You walk away.
- Exactly.
- Like, you really can't help who you love.
- I love you as a friend.
- Okay.
- But you [Bleep.]
Up, and that's it.
It scared him to see him on a stretcher, because I do care about him as a friend.
If you go to the club with that look, you know how many girls are gonna be like, "what happened, honey?" - [Laughs.]
I know.
We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.
He's talking to one girl.
- I'm trying to get at you.
- But if Ron brings a girl home, Sammi's gonna flip out.
- Hi.
Is Nicole there? - Oh, hold on.
Snooki! - What are you doing? - Nothing.
Did you get your flowers? - I got them.
I love them.
I miss you.
I want to, like, hang out.
I want to see you.
I'm sexually frustrated.
Are you? I was until I had fun in the shower, and then I was like, "brr, bye.
" Ugh.
Don't say that.
You're gross.
- I'm not gross.
It's a way of life.
What else is going on? - Nothing.
I want your butt[Bleep.]
.
- That's not necessary.
Stop.
- Jionni is a very, like, quiet person.
You have to be quiet about your emotions, about sexuality and stuff like that.
And me-I'm just like, bam, "let's [Bleep.]
Dirty talk.
I'm [Bleep.]
Horny.
" Are you d.
T.
F.
? - Hey! - I'm gonna, like, have an orgasm right now.
- All right, can we please slow down a little bit with this [Bleep.]
? - Okay.
Jionni gets upset.
He's like,,, [Deep voice.]
"Don't say that.
" [Normal voice.]
I'm like, "come on.
" Like, I just don't want to think.
I just want to be myself.
Love you.
- Love you, too.
- Tootles.
He's such a jerk.
[Rock music.]
- 'cause by the look in your eyes it's safe to say you're five, five years away I've had enough.
And if he wants to be like this, I'll go give back everything Ron has given me, including the stuff I got him.
So I put all my stuff on Ron's bed.
Some guy out there will appreciate me as a person and will really love me for who I am, and it's not Ron.
[Whispering.]
Mike.
[Normal voice.]
Are you okay? I felt like I caused the problem.
Like, I'm not a fan of you, Mike, but, you know, I just felt bad.
Like, I don't want to see a roommate go to the hospital.
I apologize for everything.
I'm sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you sure you're okay? - Mm-hmm.
I didn't really even listen to her apolwgy too much, because it is Sam's fault we fought.
And I just went through a wall.
I can't hear that [Bleep.]
.
[Mellow music.]
[Groans.]
[Stove clicking.]
I have a big heart, you know.
And if somebody else was hurt in the house, like me, I would be checking on them.
But nobody was really checking on me, really, that much, you know what I mean? So I kind of felt alienated a little bit.
[Sniffles.]
I want [Sniffles.]
- What everybody else wants - [Sighs.]
[Crunches.]
I'm definitely feeling alone- definitely feeling alone right now.
A place to lay my head [Sniffles.]
[Doorbell pulsing.]
[Beeps.]
You have a neck brace on? You all right? When I see Mike in his neck brace, I feel like he's doing an insurance claim right now.
It was a mild concussion from the head butt to the wall.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
- And that was it.
And some-you know, from when I hit my head- what was it, like, whiplash? - Yeah, like, in my neck.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's good it's not major.
We see Mike in a neck brace.
I'm like, "oh, my God.
" He's got his glasses on, like always, and a neck brace.
You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace.
He looks ridiculous.
- They said I'll be out for, like, a week.
[Mellow rock music.]
Get the [Bleep.]
Out of here.
What are you doing? [Whispering.]
Who's is that? [Normal voice.]
Is that yours? What are you doing? Ronnie! Oh, God.
[Dramatic music.]
Yours? - Mm-hmm.
It's okay.
I figured.
I was a little immature by putting stuff on Ron's bed, but throwing out now stuff is a little bit going, you know, too far.
And the earrings- did you throw them out, too? I'll take them.
I don't do this.
- Shouldn't be throwing that out.
Diamond earrings- get out of here.
Whatever.
That [Bleep.]
Was cement.
The only reason I did that was because I was like, "I might as well the pain out the way now.
" What? I don't think I would've put you in the hospital.
The wall put you in the hospital.
- That [Bleep.]
Doesn't even have a dent on it.
- Che cosa? - What does that mean? Some guy was talking [Bleep.]
While I was dancing with this chick.
- Look.
Over there? - You ain't [Bleep.]
, mother[Bleep.]
! - You're in the streets of Florence! Yeah, you're in the streets of Florence! Let's do it! - So we're leaving in ten minutes.
Don't leave without me, or I'll never talk to you guys again.
You all right? - I didn't realize that wall was so hard.
[Chuckling.]
I try to be the peacemaker in this house.
Even though me and him could fight at any instant, I still respect the kid.
- What the? - [Chuckling.]
Oh, no, 'cause [Chuckles.]
The only-the only reason I did that was because I had got into a fight, like, maybe, like, two years ago.
And this dude was, like, double your size, and I was like, "[Bleep.]
.
I'm gonna have a problem.
" I was like, "I might as well get the paint out the way now.
" So I put my head through a sheetrock wall, and the kid was like, "holy [Bleep.]
.
This kid's crazy.
" But I didn't know that [Bleep.]
Was cement.
That [Bleep.]
Doesn't even have a dent on it.
I- I knew I might've had a problem with you.
I was like, "all right" - [Laughing wildly.]
"Let's do this.
" - What? It didn't even make sense.
Like, I don't think I would've put you in the hospital.
The wall put you in the hospital.
- So, I mean, it is kind of funny now.
I don't get that.
They're laughing in there.
- Oh, Ron and Mike? - Yes.
Ron and Mike.
They resolved it.
I've been trying to stay out of the relationship with you and your girl, like, 3,000%.
And by any means, I didn't- definitely didn't mean to- to upset you like that, you know what I mean? And, uh, if, uh If us having to fight like that and me banging my head- I mean, 'cause that happened.
You know what I mean? Exactly.
- What are the boys doing tonight? - Who cares? - So it's girls' night? Yeah.
You look like a pilgrim.
Do the Italian look.
- Oh, it's so nice out tonight.
- We have to go to Tijuana for dinner.
I don't know about you, but I plan on frickin' drinking at this bar.
I'm living in the sun drinking up the fun I'm going all over town the town, baby - We should celebrate.
- Oh, yeah.
- This will be a fun night.
- I want to do this every night.
- We should.
- I will.
- I don't like hanging out with the guys.
We have us girls to have our backs, and, you know, the best times is with your girls.
I tell you that.
It's the truth.
- Well, this is a turn of events from the [Bleep.]
Scary place.
If mikor anyone says [Bleep.]
Like that to you, say it that moment or day, or let it go.
- And don't fight.
Just be like, "did you say this?" - Yes.
And don't, like, kind of- 'cause it looks like you're using it as ammo for the future.
I have to rk on myself.
I actually feel like really bad for my roommates that they're part of our fighting.
Like, it makes me sick.
I didn't want to come into Italy and do that.
And I think that the girls are trying to give me good advice, like girlfriends would do.
- So is Mike going out tonight, or is he staying in? - He can't take the neck brace off for a week.
He can't go out for a week.
- He can't go out? - Oh, no.
- I didn't know that.
- Really? - I didn't know that either.
- Sorry.
You guys ready? - Let's do this.
- All right, let's go.
R.
V.
P.
It's R.
V.
P.
Right now.
Mike's home still dealing with his issues and trying to find a way to apologize to the wall, I guess.
[Electronic music.]
- Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
Is this it? Everything is all right everything is all right seaside moonlight take a break, form a line Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey! Everything is all right I saw this pixie on a fixy out in front of the bar - I'm gonna go get a drink.
- This guy's wasted right now.
- What do you want to drink? - Mojito.
- It's finally starting to feel like I'm out with single Ronnie.
I got it.
I got it.
- He's got that look on his face like he's gonna creep.
I'm like, "damn, I hope he starts hooking up.
" - I'm from New York, okay? - Okay.
- I'm from New York.
- I know.
But, babe, I'm your girl.
- You're cool as [Bleep.]
.
Che cosa? Look.
Over there? - Che cosa? - What does that mean? Che cosa? Some guy was talking [Bleep.]
While I was dancing with this chick.
[Girl speaking Italian.]
Che cosa? - Do it.
What's up, baby? What's up, baby? Let's do it, baby.
Let's do it, baby! I don't even know what the [Bleep.]
He was saying, but I know it was bad, just by his tone and the way he was looking at me.
- It doesn't mean anything.
He's being a douche bag.
I'll just knock him out.
He's being a douche bag.
- Aah! What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? Let's do it, baby! I'll [.]
You up! What's up, baby? What's up, baby? You ain't [Bleep.]
, mother[Bleep.]
! - You're in the streets of Florence! Yeah, you're in the streets of Florence! - Let's do it, baby! Let's do it, then! Let's do it! - Yo, what's up? - You ain't [Bleep.]
, mother[Bleep.]
! - You're in the streets of Florence! Yeah, you're in the streets of Florence! - Let's do it, baby! - Let's fight! - Let's do it, then! - Yeah! Yo, what's up? - Get back.
- Who is that? - Yo, some gorilla talked [Bleep.]
.
Pauly was white boy wasted.
At any other time, Pauly wouldn't have even reacted to that.
But mixing pauly's state of mind with these guys being ass[Bleep.]
, it made pauly snap.
These guys have been starting with everybody all night- these two guys.
- Don't be mad.
- I'm not mad.
I'm too happy to be mad.
I held back, and I kept my cool.
I don't want to fight.
I'm not a fighter.
- Let's go over there for a little bit.
- I think he was jealous I was dancing with that girl.
Maybe it was his girlfriend.
That's probably why.
[Rock music.]
[Deena counting in Italian.]
[Snooki and deena shouting in Italian.]
- Who wants to get naked and get spray-tanned? - Actually, I've been naked this entire [Bleep.]
Trip.
You okay? I kind of wanted to talk to you.
Okay.
- Are you sad? You sad? I just want to say, the b.
S.
That went on- I'm still mad at you for that.
You're a [Bleep.]
For that.
But the fact that I saw you on the floor.
God forbid anything happened to you, and that was the last words I said to you- I want you to know I love you as a friend.
- Okay.
- But you [Bleep.]
Up.
And that's it.
You know? - Okay.
- I saw you on the stretcher.
I started crying.
Like, it's not okay.
I thought you were dying.
- [Laughs.]
- Ass[Bleep.]
.
- I hit a concrete wall pretty hard.
- Okay, well, I thought you were dying-I don't know.
- Me and snooks- she was a little mad at me.
I was a little mad at her.
And after a trip to the hospital, we realized that at the end of the day, we love each other.
So I don't think Nicole and jionni are meant for each other.
- If you go to the club with that look, you know how many girls are gonna be like, "what happened, honey?" - [Laughs.]
I know.
- Dude, you'll get mad girls with that [Bleep.]
.
La la la la la la la na na na [Shouts in Italian.]
- Girl, I've been all over the world looking for you No, we need a drink! - I'm known for taking what I think I deserve and you're overdue She likes you.
We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.
He's talking to one girl, but you can tell that he's scared because of Sammi.
I'm trying to get at you.
- If Ron brings a girl home, Sammi's gonna flip out, 'cause that'll just start another war.
But a man has needs.
What, is he gonna wait two months to do it? I don't think so.
Na na na na na - You okay? Listen, let's get out of here.
You okay? I meet a girl.
Then I realize that, you know, I don't want these grenades, these things that Vinny and pauly bring home.
Scusi.
Sorry.
The old Ronnie in Miami would've brought a girl back just to get a rise out of Sam.
How much? Sam always expects the worst out of me, especially when she's not there to watch over me.
I'm not that dumb.
Come on.
I'll give you ten.
Instead of bringing home a grenade girl to get her mad and start another fight, let me be an adult and show her, "you're the ass[Bleep.]
.
And I'm not the ass[Bleep.]
Anymore.
" - Oh, there we go.
We got it.
[Upbeat electronic music.]
- You let her.
I'm gonna [Bleep.]
You tonight, Ronnie.
[Vinny laughing.]
- [Bleep.]
Tonight.
- Whoo! - I don't know what to do with myself.
What if Ron brings home a girl? I don't know if I can handle this right now.
- Yo.
[Chuckles.]
[Speaking gibberish.]
- I don't like feeling like this.
Where's my ex-girlfriend? I'm the ass[Bleep.]
.
All right? Just so you know.
Just so you know.
That's all I got to say.
- Are those for somebody else? Just so you know.
So I give Sam the flowers, just kind of showing her I'm gonna be happy either way, like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm gonna move on, like, you know what I mean? Whether it's with or without you at this point, like, you know? - Did you bring home another girl? - Are you kidding? - Yeah, absolutely.
I brought home [Bleep.]
Mad girls.
[Chuckles.]
When I give you flowers, don't ask me if I brought home a girl.
- The biggest piece of [Bleep.]
Ever - Ron, I'm just trying to talk to you, like, normally.
- That comes home with flowers for his ex-girlfriend.
I wish I had a piece of shit like that.
Ah.
He got me flowers.
Like, I'm, like, more than confused right now.
Hello.
Yeah, what's up? - Why are you being mean to me? Every time I try talking to you, you're, like, ignoring me.
Why would you get me flowers if you want to ignore me? Like, thank you.
I'm trying to say thank you, and you just won't even, like, let me.
- Great way of showing thank you.
[Grunts.]
- Every time I try to, like, talk to you- - so you know what? Find somebody better than me.
Call me in [Bleep.]
Four years when you find somebody better than me.
- Oh, you're so [Scoffs.]
- Yeah, whatever.
You too.
You tell somebody to go [Bleep.]
Themselves.
"You're a piece of [Bleep.]
.
You're a scumbag.
" And see if they come home with a [Bleep.]
Dozen roses for you - Can you just sit here? - And see how it goes.
What did I just do? Like, why did I even get her the roses? Whatever, dude.
- Thank you for the flowers.
I'm taking them back.
Ever since it started girl, I always knew Waste of my [Bleep.]
Money and mybleep.]
Time, bro.
[Bleep.]
.
You don't deserve me, and you don't deserve these roses.
Tell me you love me that's all I need to hear then I'll have no need to stay, and I can disappear - Okay, you just bought me flowers, and now you're throwing them out, so now I'm like, "what the [Bleep.]
?" In my head.
Like, what is going on? It hurts.
I'm just all-like, I feel all [Bleep.]
Up in the head at this point.
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