Jersey Shore s04e06 Episode Script

- So I give Sam the flowers, and she's not happy.
- Are those for somebody else? - You don't deserve me, and you don't deserve these roses.
- Waste of my money.
- Okay, you just bought me flowers, and now you're throwing 'em out, so now I'm like, "what the " in my head, like, what is goin' on? - Me and Snooki kinda hooked up.
- We were drunk one night, and we sorta had sex.
- Dude! - What? - You're telling everybody that I cheated on Jionni with you.
I can't even look at you right now.
Done! - Where the you been? - What'd you do? - Jionni worries too much, and I feel like, you know, he doesn't trust me sometimes.
Why are you so mad at me? Stop.
Get crazy what? - I'm goin' to Jersey shore, bitch! - All right, we got a situation.
- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
- After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.
- Go, vinny! Go, vinny! - You like the boobs? Do something crazy My head hurts.
I got a sprained neck, a little light concussion, and I got a neck brace on for ten days.
At least I know, from now on, not to bang my head into a wall anymore, because the walls in Italy are pure brick and mortar.
I feel helpless.
I can't eat, I can't g.
T.
L.
I'm upset, man.
It's a pretty serious situation right now.
- I love you.
No matter what.
Do you want to talk later? You know that I love you.
Last night, I kinda let my pride get the best of me, and I was just like, you know what? I'm sorry.
If you want to talk, let me know.
If you don't, I'll leave you alone.
- Okay, yeah.
We can talk later.
- Go back to sleep.
- What up, what up? - What up, man? - Did you sleep here? - No, I was just- gotta take a phone call.
- Mike's neck brace, it's kinda funny.
He's mopin' around.
He's wastin' his time in Italy.
Stop milkin' that.
- Hey.
You look like you're in pain.
- Yeah.
- Can you see me? I'm over here.
- Come on, bro, you know I can't move my neck.
- Now I'm over here, now I'm over here.
- Doctor said, seven to ten days.
- I got scared, so I hit my head on the wall, but- - he's lucky security was there.
- How are you feelin'? - Not good.
- What happened? - Yeah, I rammed myself into a cement wall.
I got a concussion, and, uh, and my neck's all up.
I just wanna leave.
- Why do you want to leave? - Because I'm in pain, I can't do anything for myself.
- Don't be dramatic.
- Drama - Free.
- Free.
- Listen to me, you ran into a wall, that was a crazy move.
Real crazy.
But in like a couple days, you'll be back to yourself.
- All right, I'll see.
- Listen, at the end of the day, it's up to you.
All right.
Love you, miss you.
Bye.
This is the worst.
We out.
- You got your neck brace, bro? - Hang on.
- Here we go - Mad laundry.
- Let's get this show on the road.
- Do you want to go for lunch? - Sure.
- Ooh, it's nice and cold in here, let's sit down.
- Where's the bruschetta? - Where's the sandwiches? You build your own, girl.
- Over here.
- Thank you.
- I just didn't want our roommates to fight like that.
- Like, that was scary.
- Me either, that's what I was saying.
- That was very scary.
- Like, I was like, screaming.
- I was like, "whoa.
" - I told Ron, I was like, "you got your point across.
That's it.
No more fighting.
" That was just a little freaky.
That whole thing freaked me out.
- I never saw them act like that.
- I don't like that.
- Whether it was Mike or somebody else, I wou-I just- it was scary.
- I feel like after Ron and everything, he's not gonna talk for at least two weeks.
- Yeah, right.
He's- - at least a week.
- This is Mike.
- You think Mike's depressed? - Mike's milking it.
- You think so? - There is not one injury on him from the fight.
- I think he's fine now.
- So he did it to himself? - It was all self-inflicted.
- So he can't- - it's like- it's bull.
I feel like, how can you get sympathy on a self-inflicted injury? I don't trust him.
- I don't trust Mike for.
I still don't like him.
I still don't like Mike.
My feelings have not changed.
- At least we're not fighting.
- At least the girls are not- - don't jinx it! - Can you imagine a fight like that going down with the girls? - Ugh.
- You all right? - No.
- What's wrong? - I want to go home.
- No.
Come on, come outside.
Let's talk.
You wanna talk to somebody, come on.
Mike just looks really pathetic.
I've been there, I've been alone.
I've had nobody, and it sucks.
What's on your mind? What's goin' on? - I can't do anything Without, Like, needin' help.
It's like, you know?.
- I'm here for you, you know that.
No matter what happened between us, I'm here for you.
I've been in that place, where you are.
- I had my bags, bro.
- I was ready to go.
Even though we fought, you know, I'm not a bad-hearted guy, and I don't want to see somebody in the condition that he's in.
Let it out, bro, it's all right.
It's all right, bro.
It's not always about bein' tough.
Be real.
- Well, I'm hurt.
If anybody else was- - Why are you hurt? What's goin' on? - I-I can't do anything for myself.
I'm hurt.
- You want to come to the gym with us? No, no, really.
Just to get out.
Just to get out this house, bro, 'cause sittin' in this house, ain't gonna do it, bro.
Sittin' in this house and layin' in that bed is gonna drive you in-- sane, dude.
You can't sit here and just think about it.
Just gotta get yourself out of it.
You dig a hole, you get yourself out.
Be Mike, bro.
If you feel like you got Bridges you burned in the house, - fix 'em.
- - You know? - It's like - I ran into a wall.
- I ran into a wall.
- Literally, you ran into a wall right now.
- Like, I don't know who the I thought I was, but, you know, I ran into a concrete wall.
No matter how many times you got knocked down, man, it's how many times you get up.
And I realize that, and it kinda gave me tingles, and I was like, "you know what? "I ain't goin' home.
I'm stayin'.
I'm standin' up.
I'm gonna man up.
" You, really, you came out here.
Everybody else, they're worried about their self.
- You'll get through this, dude.
- All right.
- All right, dude.
If you want to talk, you let me know.
- Yeah.
- I know more than anybody, you know? With all the I been through in this house? - It's over, I'm good.
I'm-a man up.
I can't speak for all the rest cause it was speak that got us into this mess in the first place - I got heart, and, uh, that's who I am.
And I'm gonna stand up, and I'm-a stay.
The situation is back.
- By the way, This wall's sheet rock.
- You're so stupid.
You're saying stupid stuff.
- I feel like I'm like scared to even, like, be myself talking to you.
- Don't change yourself for someone else.
- Yeah, I look like them guidos on tv.
- No one knows more about guido tool bags than us.
- Fist pump like this, Louie! Louie, you're gonna get all the girls! - I like this place.
The pink one with the flower.
It smells like pig butt.
I'm out of breath.
- Can you cover your body, please, when you come in front of church? - Shut up! - Ass.
- - She say "shut up"! - The priest was like, "cover up when you come to my church.
" Or, he basically just called me a whore.
Did you just hear what he told me? - What? - "Can you cover your body up when you're walking next to the church?" - Who said that? - The priest.
- Wow.
- My church, they'd be like, "oh, nice outfit.
" - God likes my.
- God made my.
What are you talking about? - God didn't make mine.
- T-t-t-tell me that you love me - We're home.
- T-t-t-tell me and don't ask why it's all I need to know all I need to know it's all I need to know - Calling Jionni.
- Hello? - Hey, babe.
- Hi.
What'd you do all day? - Um, I just walked around and went out with the girls, and that's it.
I just want to tell you that you are the best guy I've ever met.
You ke me happy, you make me laugh, and I want to suck your butt.
Oh, my God.
- You're so stupid.
You really are.
- I didn't mean that.
- You're saying stupid stuff.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be stupid.
- I'm sorry, that's me.
I'm sorry, that's me.
You know that's me, I'm sorry.
- I'm trying to change, I'm trying.
Sorry.
Me a Jionni, opposites attract.
He is like, very like, I would say self-conscious, but he's always worrying about what everybody thinks of him.
Me, I'm the total opposite, I don't give a what you think about me.
I peed my pants in public, I'm still not embarrassed.
So I mean, come on.
You know that's how I am.
I always talk to you like this, and, um, I fell like I'm scared to even, like, be myself, talking to you, 'cause you're gonna get mad if I say something.
- Yoshould be.
I am.
I don't even know what's gonna happen when I get there.
Unlike anybody else, I'll walk out of there.
If you're worried that much, then don't come visit, and I will see you when I get home.
I'm getting off the phone, I'm annoyed.
Thank you.
- Why are you annoyed? You started it.
- Bye.
Lame.
Oh, it's so annoying, Ron.
I don't know how to deal with this, I've never really been in love like this before.
It's just annoying, because he's like, I call him, and I'm like, "ooh," I'm like, "when you come here, I'm gonna jump on you and, like hump you.
I can't wait to see you.
" He's like, "don't do that.
" Like he gets embarrassed over the littlest things.
If I scream in a bar, when I go, say we're in a bar, I go, "shots!" He walks away, 'cause he gets embarrassed.
- But that's you.
- I know, and I feel like I'm not being myself, like- - don't change yourself for someone else.
Take it from me.
You don't want to have to be in a relationship where you have to stomp on eggshells.
He's acting like a.
"You better get down and start sucking my toes with some nutella on it.
" - I'm like, "you sound like an idiot, just stop talking.
" - "I want you to put nutella on my toes and suck 'em right now, Jionni.
" - Well, not my toes.
- Aw, come on.
But you know what I mean, like- Yeah.
- Deener.
- Let's do our hair.
- You have to, um- what you wanna wash it, then? - All right.
- All right.
- Oh, I can wash it in the tub.
- In the tub, all right.
Tub works.
- Yay! I'll wash it, and then I'll gel it.
- You got shampoo? - You're the only girl I let touch my hair, all right? - Really? - Nobody touches my hair, yo.
- I'm special.
- My hair is sacred.
It's like my sacred crown.
It means a lot to me.
To even let deena touch it, I'm-I'm nervous.
Do your thing, girl.
Whatever you want.
- Start off like this, I guess.
Trying to figure out, do I want to put that part up with it? Like that? Hmm.
- Oh, my God.
- Whoo! - We gotta take a picture of that.
- I look like Roger.
- It's cool.
I like it.
- Hold on, let me put on my sunglasses.
- I think it looks hot.
I got a big faux-hawk.
- Pauly looks hot with his new hairstyle.
I'd totally bang him.
- Yo, I look like them guidos on tv that be trying too hard.
- And what's your name? - I'm your new roommate, Joey d.
- Oh,.
- Ooh, yow! Joey d.
Takin' over Italy.
Pauly d's a clown.
Yeeeah! Buddy.
- Joey, dress me like a guido.
- You gotta put a track jacket on.
- Use one of your- We are dressing like ultimate guidos right now.
And no one knows more about guido tool bags than us.
- Yeah.
- Use a headband.
Yup.
You look like a guido, bro.
- The boys keep talking about these track suit costumes.
And I'm just like, "that's not a costume.
" - That's their normal clothes.
- You got your chapstick, bro? - Yo, do I got enough chapstick on, Louie? - Dude, do I have enough chapstick on, Tony? - Need a lot of chapstick, bro.
- Yo! - Oh,! - Oh,! Louie! Louie! - What's up, Louie? - Louie, you're gonna get all the girls! I'm gonna fist pump till my arm falls off! Fist pump like this, Louie.
Yo, you in, guido! Overload, bro! - Oh, my bad, my bad! - Ow, you hit me in the eye, Louie! How many times I gotta tell you! Don't fist pump next to my eye! F.
P.
C.
! Fist pump, pushups, chapstick! Fist pump, pushups, chapstick! Fist pump, pushups, chapstick! - All we need is f.
P.
C.
Fist pump, pushup, chapstick.
Fist pump, pushup, chapstick! Fist pump, pushup, chapstick! - F.
P.
C.
'S a way of life.
I'm a guido for life.
- That's what I'm talkin' about, Tony! - You are like every guy I ever dated.
I swear to God.
- You wanna talk? Please.
- Okay.
Yeah.
Finally, me and Ron are able to have a full conversation about what's going on between us.
He did bring a girl's number into this house, and he did call a girl.
I'm having a hard time dealing with this.
- ICame into this house not knowing what was going on between us.
I didn't know what was gonna happen.
I didn't know what you were doing.
I had no trust for you whatsoever.
- Why not? 'Cause we were cool, actually.
We were friends Coming to this house.
And you, um, you kind of did me dirty.
And, you know what? I'm so, like, actually, Grossed out and disgusted and the whole thing.
I don't care if you were single.
You did me dirty.
And it grosses me the out that you would ever do that.
And I'm sorry, because, no matter what, you knew I had feelings for you.
And you got other girls' numbers and disguised them as guys' phone numbers.
You're a pig.
Why the would you do that? 'Cause you were calling girls and making me - If I have to hear Ronnie and Sam fight one more time, I will smash my head against the wall.
- Yo, it's like listen to the same annoying record over and over and over.
- 'Cause I would not do that to you.
I realize I made a mistake.
And I'm sorry for the mistake that I made.
- No, you're not, 'cause you keep doing it.
And you know what? No, you're not.
- I don't know what to say to that.
- How long have you been talking to her? - I don't even talk to her.
- Then why-if you don't talk to her, why would you bring the number in? - I called her one night, Drunk, just because I was.
I didn't know what you were doing, dude.
Like, what- what, like, what, like- - obviously, though, out of this, you talk to her enough to bring the number in here.
Don't sit there and say you're not.
- Oh, so like arvin? - Mike decided to smash his head against the wall, he got sick of it so much.
- Yeah.
- I'm about to do the same thing.
- He had the right idea, actually.
- I know.
- It's just sick, because I just don't do that.
And you can't say that.
- You've done it! You've done it.
That's why I'm in this place that I'm at now.
And I apologize for that.
And I'm being honest with you.
Yes, I love you.
I wake up in the morning, and I think of you.
I got to bed at night, and I think of you.
You know, I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm being dead honest.
- I don't care.
Like, I don't care anymore.
'Cause you've said it before.
- I Up.
- I made a phone call.
Okay? I didn't invite a girl to the club to piss you off.
- How many girls' numbers did you bring to this house? - One girl's house- one girl.
You can believe me if you want.
It doesn't matter.
I'm telling you the truth.
You wanna walk away, I won't chase no more.
If you don't wanna be with me, that's fine.
- Let me say my piece.
We-I hear you guys fighting.
- We weren't yelling and arguing, it was more- - I've seen it before.
Like, I just wanna have fun in Italy.
- Really, bitch?! - Team meatball, attack! - Knock you out! - Obviously, being with me does not make you happy.
- No, it wasn't- it's just- it's been, you know what? - God, I'm telling you what it is.
- It's like- - 'cause I know what you do.
- Ronnie and Sammi are fighting again.
And as much as you try to just kind of zone it out and , you can't, you know? - So that's fine.
You wanna walk away, I won't chase you.
- Hi, Sam.
What's up? - Yeah, come.
You can come.
It's okay.
- I knew I made my mistake, and I confessed to you.
- Basically, like, all I wanna do is tell Ronnie and Sammi that, when they get into a fight, just keep it away from me.
- Just let me just say my piece or whatever.
- Okay.
- 'Cause this- I just wanna get it off my chest, that's it.
First, I wanna say it's not preaching.
And I kind of- I feel like I'm speaking for other people.
But, like If you guys do begin fighting, if you can just please try to keep it away from me and, like, the rest of us and stuff like, when we're having fun.
Like, we hear you guys fighting.
You know what I'm saying? Everyone was like- it just, like, leaves us, like, negative.
- We weren't yelling or arguing.
Letting it be- - an airing out.
- Let it-figuring out.
We weren't fighting.
We were just actually having a normal conversation.
And actually talking instead of screaming for once.
- I know, but I've seen it before.
Like, one second, you guys are happy.
And thenIf you do start fighting again, I'm just kindly asking - Okay, you got it.
- Just because we're in Italy and , like There's nothing we can do anymore.
You know what I mean? Or I can do.
Like, I just wanna have fun in Italy.
- Absolutely.
- I completely respect that.
I will do my best.
- Thank you.
- Good, yay.
I love therapy sessions.
I think it was cool that vinny was able to talk to us about something that was bothering him and, I'm sure, the other roommates.
I understand where he was coming from.
- But I still think me and you can resolve that little problem.
It's never gonna resolve itself.
- I hope I can really change for the better.
Make I think I'll be okay.
I think I can do this.
I just need some help.
I'm trying to, like, actually let myself have a good time here.
- That's right.
- We gotta figure something out.
- Either way, I'll be fine.
So it's gonna be with or without you.
I would like it to be with you.
But if it's not, then I know I'll be fine.
- All right.
Let's go back in there.
I think, right now, me and Ron are together.
Granted, it's just tonight, like, who knows what's gonna happen tomorrow.
But considering he did /c speak differently tonight toe than he ever has before, I think I'm gonna give it another try and see what happens.
It's okay, so long as you don't slow down.
- Let's stop at this restaurant.
I need a drink real quick.
Like, I was talking to Snooki last night, and she was like, "Jionni, I'm telling him, like, 'I miss you.
'" She's like, "I can't wait to just make out with you and just jump on top of you.
" - He's like, "no!" - "Don't talk to me like that.
" - I'm pissed.
I don't like that.
- He needs to realize he knew what he was getting himself into - Yeah.
- The second he met her.
Oh, my God.
You're saying stupid stuff.
- I feel like I'm scared to even, like, be myself, talking to you.
- You knew what you were doing, what you were getting involved with, who you were getting involved with-you gotta deal with it.
- And you're saying you don't like a girl that drinks? You're dating Snooki.
- You can't expect somebody to change for you.
It feels like he's holding Snooki back.
- But the simple fact that he's telling Snooki that he doesn't like what she does? Like, how are you gonna say that, bro? She, like, actually loves Jionni.
And you know how mean of a guy he can be, and forceful That's bad.
For her man right now to say that he's embarrassed by her Nicole should not be dating Jionni.
- What color are you? - Yeah.
- Who are you really? Who are you really? - We'll find out soon enough.
- Yeah.
- Fall back! - There's a lot of bitchy girls tonight.
Really, bitch? Get off of me! - You have a hickey.
That's from somebody else.
- My sister.
- I am not in Kansas anymore.
- Where's Mike right now? - Scusi.
Can we talk for a second? - Ay yi yi yi.
, I been sleeping out here for a hour.
I fell asleep.
- You always fall asleep out here.
- Oh, my God.
You still hate me? - Yes, Mike.
I'm so mad at you.
You don't do that to a friend.
I'm sorry.
Mike's telling everybody that we hooked up.
But we didn't hook up.
Like, I don't know what the he's talking about.
I just want you to admit that you were wrong and you're sorry.
And then I'll be your friend again.
- I'm letting you know that, like, regardless of what happened with me and you, like, um, I would hope that, you know, that I can apologize one day to you.
I feel bad because I betrayed Nicole's trust and told people about what happened with us.
So I decided to man up and apologize.
- You're gonna say you apologize, but you never said "I'm sorry" for it.
- W-well, like, I was planning on doing something.
You know what I mean? Not-anything out of line.
You know what I'm saying? Just something nice.
You know what I'm saying? To you.
Just like, as a friend.
As like a-like For the rest of our lives, you know what I'm saying? Like that type of , you know.
- Just admit that you were wrong.
Just admit it, and be like, "I'm a idiot.
" And that's it.
- I'll tell you right now- - and we'll move on from it.
- Fine, fine.
- If you say it right now, we'll move on.
And I won't be mad at you anymore.
- Fine, I'm- I'm a for freakin' saying anything to Ron.
You know what I mean? Like- - and say you're sorry to me.
Say, "I'm sorry, Nicole.
" - I shouldn't have said anything to Ron.
Maybe-maybe I should have said something to pauly.
- Mike - What? I-I-I- I needed some advice.
- You're a idiot.
Bye.
You're a.
What do you want me to do? I mean, you know what I mean? We're like, we're hooking up, but- I mean, not-like, a couple months ago, but Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut.
But, uh, I still care about the girl.
And, uh, I tried to man up.
Ah, you win some, you lose some, you know what I mean? What am I gonna do? - Dude, it's like talking to a wall with Mike.
Weirdo.
Hey, hey - I'm ready to go, kid.
- I can't hear you.
Your jeans are too tight.
- I'm so excited to go out tonight.
Haven't been out in days.
It's gonna be a situation.
You got to believe - Soon as we enter club 21, crazy packed.
There's people everywhere.
And it's a good time.
I like when there's a lot of people.
- Yo, where's your fist pump? - Yo.
- Yeah, get it, girl! The music brings you up the music brings you out - Oh, my God.
- Love you.
- Right now, knock on wood, I am just loving life.
Don't hurt me.
- Never again.
Swear to God.
A highway to heaven highway to heaven this thing's gonna last forever - I do have feelings for Ron, and I do wanna see what could happen.
This thing's gonna last forever - We're on the same page, and we're gonna do this for the last and final time.
That's it.
- People! - Crazy legs comes out.
And I'm killing it on the dance floor.
And I eat it so hard that, like, I hurt my knee.
- What'd you do to yourself? - But I just wanna dance.
I don't know what it is.
I just can't stop dancing.
- RonDon't fall anymore, baby.
Don't fall.
You don't fall.
Scusi.
- Can I squeeze? - I saw you make that face, and I'm gogonna punch y.
Don't make- Make that face.
There's a lot of bitchy girls at club 21 tonight.
It's so noying.
- Don't talk to her! - They're trying to start with me.
Deena, Sam, jenni.
- They just dropped drinks all over me.
- Fall back! - I swear to God! - It's just so annoying, because we wanna, like, do our own thing.
And, like, just have fun with each other.
Everybody, just get away.
- You're not our friend! Get out! Go away! - Get the out! - Don't you! - I didn't have a shot.
- Really, bitch?! You really think- - This bitch throws a drink in my face.
And I was like, "bam! Now I'm gonna kick your ass.
" - I'm just like, "don't with my bitch.
" Like, if you with deena, I will hurt you.
- Knock you out!! - You're embarrassing me.
What are you doing? - I feel like I'm being judged.
Just annoying.
- You.
- Put Nicole back on the phone.
- Ay yi yi yi yi.
- I didn't know.
Am I bleeding? - Yes.
Oh, no! - Out! Get the out! - I didn't have a shot.
- Really, bitch? You really just? - This girl throws a drink in my face.
And I go after her.
I will knock you out! - I need to stick up for my girl.
So I jump in and I just go ape , you know? Like a squirrel monkey.
Get off of me! - Team meatball, like, attack! - Give me that bitch! - No, that's me! - It's deena! It's deena! - I'm pulling this girl's hair, and some girl's pulling my hair, and then I realize it's my meatball deena.
- It's deena! - Give it up, deena! - I will knock that bitch out! I will knock that bitch out! - Yo, you're funny! You guys are idiots! What's wrong with you? I feel so stupid.
- Yo, you two were fighting.
What? - I didn't know that was you, I thought- I freaked out.
- We're like, "oh Whoops.
" - That was my favorite thing with you two buds fighting each other.
They start fighting, and she wasn't - Oh, my God, you give me a heart attack.
- Grazie.
- I love you.
- I would die for you.
- I'd die for you.
- No, you have no idea how I would die for you.
- I know.
Whoa.
- I smell food.
- Hi.
- What are you making? - Pasta.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna call Jionni.
Ooh.
- What is she doing? Nicole.
- Oh, shut the up, you bitch.
I'll kill ya.
- Watch your mouth, everybody.
- Hello! Who is that? - Yo.
- My God, I miss you so much.
- How was your night? - I just wanna be with you, and I wanna, like, touch you, and that's it, like- - okay, besides that, is something going on right now? - No, nothing's going on.
- All right, you're bombed right now.
- If you're gonna say I'm bombed, I'm not gonna be happy.
- Did you hook up with somebody? - No, I didn't do anything.
I danced.
- Did you hook up with somebody? - What? - I'm asking you a question.
- Stop.
- Who's that? Jionni.
He's being stupid.
- Nicole, don't tell me to stop.
You're freaking out.
- Yes-no, just stop.
- I don't wanna see her like this.
It's like - I agree.
- Snooki calls Jionni, and went from being the happy Snooki to, like, the sad Snooki.
You know, it's like, I don't wanna see that.
- I didn't call you to fight, so if that's your attitude Whatever.
- Whatever? That's what you say-whatever? - Whatever.
I'm okay.
- Who are you talking to? - Nothing, I'm talking to you.
- Can I talk to him, please? - Dude - What's going on? - You want-you want a confirmation? She loves you.
She misses you.
There's nothing but that.
No, no problem.
- She's nuts.
- Bro, she does- bro, okay, just stop.
- All right, um, I'm just about to run out.
- How many days you gonna be here? - All right, tell him to stop being a psycho.
- Just - You.
Put Nicole back on the phone.
- He don't know.
He don't realize - No, no, no.
- Jionni's a jerk-off.
He rushes me off the phone like he doesn't want to hear what I have to say.
When it's like, "well, I'm trying to help you out.
" It's his fault, 'cause the kid don't realize what he has.
- No, he doesn't.
- He doesn't - You're embarrassing me.
What are you doing? - I told you what I'm doing.
- No, don't-no, no.
Now you're gonna listen to me, 'cause now you pissed me off, and you're being a bitch to me.
- You're being mean right now, and I'm not gonna talk to you.
- That girl said nothing wrong.
- Know what? Exactly.
So him.
- I feel like you only care about yourself.
Do you understand me? What about me too? - I got to go.
I got to go.
- Oh, this is annoying.
Whatever.
- You will see through me when you understand - Don't change yourself for him.
- Was it ever meant to be - Look at me.
Don't change for nobody.
It's you.
You are who you are.
Right? You're a beautiful girl.
You have a great time.
You are who you are, right? - I wanna be fun and happy.
I feel like I'm being judged all the time.
It's annoying.
I'm really upset right now.
- I know you are.
And I'm here for you when you wanna talk about it.
- Was it ever meant for me - Jionni told Ron to go himself.
He's burning Bridges with roommates.
Cut the bull out and break up.
- You don't deserve that.
- He is a good boyfriend to me! Back off.
- Jionni's pushing her to be like this.
And I'm, like, disgusted with him at this point.
Jionni needs to stop with the bull.
You know, he's telling Nicole that he's embarrassed by Nicole's actions.
And he's affecting her time here.
He's ruining her vacation.
He's ruining her time.
- He's ruining Nicole.
- Yeah.
It's not Nicole.
That's not Nicole.
- I know, we need to help her.
- Hello? - Hey! - Hey.
- Where are you? - Ah, I'm at home.
- I want you to come over.
- Okay, I'll come now.
- Ellis is the cute waiter I met at cafe "geomi," or whatever.
And I like him.
- Ah, can you open this.
- They're probably asleep right now.
- Deena, the phone.
- Deena.
Deena! Your phone! - That's why it doesn't work.
- Deena! The phone, the phone.
- Let the phone in.
- Who is it? - Hey.
- Yay.
- Whenever you want me whenever you need me just hit me up, you know I'm always in town - How are you? - You're so cute.
- Whenever you need me - Buona sera.
- Ciao, Ellis! - Oh, heh heh.
- Ellis is a good guy.
He's deena's, like, man.
Like, he comes over at 4:00 A.
M.
He must really like deena.
Oh, you can't tell.
- We'll do another one.
Just a little.
- Oh! - Ay yi yi yi yi.
- I didn't know.
Mamma Mia.
- Am I bleeding? - Yeah.
- Really? Oh, no! - Falling drunk, you know, it's like, beep! And then you're bleeding and you're, like, frickin' all caught up.
And you're like glass.
I was alarmed.
At this point, I'm just like, my head is spinning.
I'm like, I need to sit down for a second.
Oh, I'm glad you came over.
- Only because you weren't okay.
Because you're- how you say, sad, eh? - Sad? - Yeah.
Fighting in Jersey, probably sad.
It's no good.
- You have a hickey.
- It's like my sister.
- So what does that mean? Is that a birthmark? - No, I have bite.
- I'm sorry, that was no bite mark.
That looked like a hiey.
Just sayin'.
- Really.
- So that's from somebody else.
- It's like my- my sister.
- No way.
That's weird.
I am not in Kansas anymore.
- We joke, have- bite me.
Because I have take my sister, and bite me here.
- Oh.
I don't know.
I'm from America, and that's weird.
You know? Uck.
Not-no.
Not into it.
Ellis is definitely not getting the golden ticket.
- Why did you throw your boy out? - I can't.
- Poor guy's struck out twice.
- What's going on? - I really, really love you and miss you.
- I miss you, baby.
I get there in, like, less than a week.
Roger's coming to Italy.
And I'm beyond excited right now.
- So how's it going, though? Things are good? - Jionni's a real prick.
I'm not happy with him at all.
- Why? - He's telling Nicole, "why you going out? "What do you mean, you drink? I can't do this.
" Ronnie got on the phone with him to talk to him.
He flipped on Ronnie.
Nicole cries every single day.
- If she's really that unhappy, why would she continue to be in a relationship, and why would Jionni be coming there in, like, less than a week? - Nicole has Jionni coming to Italy in a few days, and I'm worried.
I mean, I'm sick of hearing Nicole fighting.
Bad again.
She doesn't deserve that.
Jionni's pushing her away.
- Yeah, he's a , I'm sorry.
- We're back.
- Ciao.
- I am so disappointed in his actions.
- I don't know what to do with her right now.
I feel like holding an intervention for her.
- It made me feel better.
Jionni's just ruining Nicole's time and, like, making her depressed.
Before this, like, we truly liked Jionni.
- I think we should.
Everybody in the house.
- We need the whole house, in our house.
- I'm gonna try my best.
- Yeah, to get her out of the funk.
- Out of this position, you know.
- Nicole, get up.
- Leave me alone.
- Tell her about Jionni.
- What happened? I blacked out.
What happened? - Jionni and you fought.
It was like, you were upset.
Like, I've never seen you so down.
- Me? - Yeah.
Like, to the point where you didn't wanna talk to anyone.
- It was probably because I was drunk, and he was pissed.
- Doesn't matter, though.
Like, Jionni told Ron to go himself.
Like that kid is, like, he's burning Bridges with roommates.
'Cause you're crying.
- You're so upset.
- It took me a lot not to call him back and rip him.
Like, I've never seen you so down.
We're about to inter-- vene yo' ass.
- Intervention, yo? - That's rude.
- It's not rude.
We were concerned.
- You don't do an intervention.
I'm not addicted to heroin.
I'm just addicted to my boyfriend's penis.
That's all.
- Tell her-tell her about Jionni.
- He's being a.
You don't deserve that, you want my truth, honest opinion.
- He's not really a , though.
He's not like that.
- But that kid is like Changing everyone's attitude in the house.
- Like, you know how me and Jionni are-he's not - He's changing.
Dude, straight up- - he's changing 'cause he's freaking out that he's not with me.
- But he's acting like, "don't drink, don't do this, don't be stupid.
" - Everyone's, like, talking about Jionni, like, "oh, he's a jerk.
You shouldn't be with him.
" And I'm just like, "shut the up.
I'm fine.
" Intervention.
Like, that means, like, you're up.
Like, you need help.
- No, not like that, Nicole.
- I don't know what an intervention is.
- We wanna find what will make you happy.
- That's it.
- I just feel like every time you call him, like, he fights with you, to, like, make you have a bad night or something.
- Yeah.
- I think, like, if you're gonna be with someone, you have to, like, accept them for who they are.
You can't try and change them.
- That's not what he does.
- When you're telling us not to talk to you, and when you're crying, we don't know what else to think.
- I'm just crying because I'm finally letting it out that, you know, I miss him, that I'm miserable without him.
You-you guys know I miss Jionni.
Like, this is the first time I've been in love and, like, away from him.
- I was worried about you.
- Oh, whatever.
I think I'm cool now, so Ugh.
He is a good boyfriend to me.
You guys just don't see it.
You guys think I'm gonna be with a jerk-off? It boggles my mind that you'd give me an intervention.
Peace out.
I don't deal with that.
- You have to understand, I'm not gonna pretend everything's cheese and daisies.
- And I'm not caving - Nicole is in complete denial.
Jionni is not the person that we thought he was.
Cut the bull out and break up.
- I just wish everyone would stop worrying about me.
It's fine.
And if the moon decides to stay I'll find another way