Jing: King of Bandits (2002) s01e02 Episode Script
2nd Shot: The Ghost Ship of Blue Hawaii
Taikutsu na yoru ni Taikutsu na asa wo matsu koto wa nai no sa Ashita wo tobikosu Hanezuki de shuuzu de sore hayaku Shout it loud kimi wo yume kara samasu Shout it loud mahou no kotoba boku dake ga Shout it loud sou sa shout it loud Asayake no machi miorosu toki kono hitotoki Azayaka naru hi kimi to hashiru Kimi to hashiru It's, it's It's almost time for the ghost ship to reappear.
Whoa, I got something.
Hey, old man, I'm not the kind of fish you want to catch to eat! But I do have a lot of calcium! It's here! A gold coin? There's more where that came from.
If more is what you want, more is what you'll get.
I'll give you this much for now.
The Ghost Ship of Blue Hawaii They say that it has come back! What?! Again?! The problems never end here.
I'm so scared.
What has come back? A beautiful woman? Who the hell are you? The ghost ship! The ghost ship is back! A ghost ship Lately, it's been popping up a lot and it's got everyone scared.
You guys are too easily frightened.
All right, everyone, time to go home.
Break it up here! Oh, I knew a beautiful girl would pop up soon! Are you guys deaf? I told everyone to go home! Sorry, but it's impossible for me to walk away from such a beauty even if she is telling us to scram.
Oh, how nice! What an honest little bird you have here! My name is Kir, nice to meet you.
Could you point us in the direction of the ghost ship? That ghost ship has been showing up at the same cape every night.
I have been very busy lately, what with all this ghost ship business, and there's also been a rumor going around that the Bandit King is going to show up here in Blue Hawaii sometime soon.
I'm so worn out! But hey, why do you ask? What do you guys think you're going to do?! What do you think? You guys are acting a little too suspicious.
I'm going to have to file a report! What's your name? I'm Kir! Don't make me ask again.
What's your name, you little delinquent? Jing.
Jing What is your job? Bandit.
Okay, bandit What?! Bandit?! I'm placing you under arrest! Wait, wait, hold on a sec! I haven't stolen anything yet, have I? No, but you're planning on it, right? Maybe Hey, chief, it's the bandit.
He's given himself up! You're still asleep, old man?! Where has all of your pride and spunk as the police chief gone?! He's been like this ever since he came home the other night talking about having seen the ghost ship! He went to take control of the ghost ship situation, but I think those ghouls somehow stole his soul or something! Hey, come on, wake up and get back to work! Papa! Papa! If they stole his soul, wouldn't he have died? What could they have wanted from this old man? I'm not sure.
Hey, hold up! Yo, Postino.
Jing, have you heard? It seems that the ghost ship is powered by greed and desire.
By greed and desire? Those are two of my favorite things in this world! Stop right there, criminal.
I'm going with you! If you truly are a thief, then I'll be able to catch you in the act.
There it is! That's a zombie! A real, live zombie! Don't worry, baby.
Kir's here to protect you.
Why is he getting on that ship? What's he going to do? Hey, hey, hey, where are you going, Jing?! Hey! Could you by any chance tell me where the ghost ship is? A little punk like you isn't allowed on the ghost ship! You have to be at least twenty years old! Kir! Rose! You guys be careful.
They're fine.
Oh, it stinks like alcohol.
Hey! He's aiming for you, so don't come over here! Stay away! Leave us alone.
Kir, this is no time for a date! Don't tell me you're going to place him under arrest? Kir Royale! Gold coins? I have a feeling these gold coins will lead us to the ghost ship.
Jing, this yellow coin road will vanish if we don't follow it soon.
All right, let's go.
How do you intend to do that? We can ride this thing.
It's way too big.
How do you plan on moving it?! I'm going to use my noggin.
Any idiot could have come up with this idea.
I can already smell it, the scent of treasure.
I think we're almost there.
And here we are.
It's just about show time.
There it is! Looks like they're slacking on posting guards.
I don't see anyone.
The guards might be invisible men.
I don't think so.
The only thing moving is the anchor and it's snoring.
The anchor? Snoring? Oh, what a tasty looking little girl! Wait, save some for me! Dream on guys, this girl's mine! I can't believe it! The anchor is alive! Hey, what about Jing? Where did he go?! He went to distract the anchor.
You'll make a nice little snack! Don't you know that nap time comes before snack time! No, I think you're going to be the one put to sleep here! Jing Jing! What? Oh, shaking in her arms, so happy, yet so scared.
Hey, give me that bag.
Bag? This is wine! I can't allow underage boys to drink! If I want to fight with him, I need a way to breathe underwater! Empty it out for me! I get it.
I guess I can allow that! Let's rock! He's just a big glob of iron.
How can he move so quickly? Take this! My sword is useless! Kir, I need you! Rose, empty out more bags! Good luck, Jing! You won't need those bags where you're going! You don't need air if you can't take a breath! Hey, Jing, below us! He's attacking from underneath! Kir Royale! What was that?! Kir Royale did nothing! We need air! What the! I thought I told Rose to empty out ALL the wine first! He's coming again, Jing! Looks like someone needs more shooting practice, boy! Are you drunk, Jing?! Take better aim! So you were aiming at my chain? You'll never break it! I might not break it, but you can't control him if you can't hold on! Ow, hot! Hot! Oh, I can't stop! Just as I thought, he's sinking all the way to the bottom! You can be pretty tough, can't you? Jing! Kir! That place looks even scarier than you.
Jing, this is Just as I thought, let's go! Just as I thought What do you mean? Back when we were in the Capital of Thieves, there was a huge rumor going around about a secret gambling boat that appeared in the waters around this area.
Gambling? That's against the law! Gambling is forbidden! Well, this ship is just one huge casino.
A casino? Yup, hiding under the image of a ghost ship is the perfect camouflage for an underground gambling operation.
That means I'm going to have to arrest all of them! Hold off for a second, let's see if we can have a little fun first.
What? Hey, wait a minute! This is the first time I've seen so many gold coins! They're not worth anything.
They're just chips.
As a police officer, I cannot allow an underage boy like you to gamble! Welcome to the Monte Carlo Gambling House! It has been many decades since we've had a gathering of spirits like this to all have a great time together.
Won't you join us? Many decades? A gathering of spirits? My name is Grappa, the manager of this casino.
I don't care who you are, or where you came from, but I take care of everyone who enters my casino.
Please enjoy yourselves.
What a shady dude! Come on and place your bets! I have this sorry, old, senile cat, Tom, here.
Where do you think he will run out of breath and stop? You sure about that kid? You're just throwing your money away.
The crown?! It hasn't stopped there in a thousand years! All right, everyone ready! Say it with me now! Cat and Mouse! Okay, Tom, you ready to run around in circles like a nice, old cat? Crown, crown Crown Oh, so close! Kir? Oh, so perfect and round.
Crown?! All right! What?! All right! What?! Awesome! We did it, we did it! But how? And next we have I love taking gold coin baths! How's the water? Oh, it's the best! I think you got too much pocket money for a little kid! I might have to relieve you of some of it! You're lucky you're just a kid, so I won't beat you down too bad.
I may be a kid, but I fight like an adult! Bingo! Oh, that hit the spot! We shot clear though your stomach and it doesn't hurt? I didn't even notice! Jing, my throat is all dried up, I can't shoot any more for now.
I think it's about time to put the kids to sleep! Wow, his body totally collapsed! Why did he all of a sudden During our fight, I noticed that a gold coin he had was sparkling.
All I did was aim for that.
Well, I guess it wasn't a ghoul living inside of him.
It must have been the coin keeping him alive.
This whole casino is full of them.
They're not people playing with money.
It's the money having its way with the people.
What?! Now this place looks like a total dump! This is how it really looks.
Not only did you win at my casino, but now it's your fault that the entire place is ruined! You have become more than a small nuisance to my business, and for that you will pay! Gold coins?! Rose! Don't budge! You will witness my true power when I combine all of my savings! Now then, I think I'll have you pay me back that money! I'm about to turn you into pocket change! Impossible, wasteful, reckless! I'm sorry, but you are the one who will be turned to rubbish! See, I'm already chopping you to kibble! Too bad I can't be killed even if cut into a thousand pieces! Hey, Kir, Rose! What's wrong with your friends?! It's seems like they are being overtaken by a new desire.
What are these things?! Gold coin beetles! They feed on the greed of humans! Have they been coming out every night to feed?! You humans will pay for your impetuous greed! I will make you suffer for your selfish attitudes! These guys can't be killed.
They will continue to feast on your greed forever! Your desires will be your downfall.
They make you easy targets! Our gold is the perfect symbol for your greed and lust! Through the use of gold, I will be able to manipulate your people until the end of time, for money is your biggest weakness! I will use your own desires to control you like the puppets you are! Sometime I'd like to try stealing the desire that lies in your own heart.
What did you say you wanted to steal?! We humans are just made to be greedy I guess.
But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts.
What?! How can you do that?! It can't be, you bastard! You must be the Bandit King! Looks like now's a good time to start stealing the very greed and desire from your heart! Gold, gold, gold, gold! Stop it! Don't let the greed get a hold of you! Let go of me! Stop it! To be able to steal my own powerful desires you must be none other than the Bandit King! Kir, how's your throat feeling? You want me to sing one last song? Yeah, let's hear it then, Grappa! You're the Bandit King.
Give this to your old man.
To Papa? If you have too much of this, you'll become a monster.
If you have too little, you'll become like your dad is now.
Desire really is a dangerous thing, isn't it? This is desire? Yep, now what are you going to do? I totally ripped it off.
Are you going to arrest me for stealing? Yeah, you get life without parole.
I guess the Bandit King can even steal other people's hearts.
Be careful when dealing with girls' hearts like that, Jing.
Itsumo no koto sa Itsumo kawarazu fukinukeru Kaze no uwasa no nokoribi Kanashimi wo kakaetara dare ni ageru Kokoro wo komete naku boku no koto Anata wa shiru yoshi mo nai Kaze ni kieteku uta ikusen mono Mata aeru hi wo yume ni oyasumi are Next Jing Next Jing The Jing Girl for the next episode Next Jing is a beautiful girl who's got some crazy, cute braids happening! Next Jing She is like an amazing flower that can even blossom without sunlight.
Next Jing This honest little darling doesn't have a deceitful bone in her body! Next Jing Next time, "The Adonis Capital of Time, Part 1" Next Jing See you then! The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1 See you then! The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1 I don't care, those grapes are more attractive to me than the girl.
The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1 A guy your age should be more interested in girls if you ask me! The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1
Whoa, I got something.
Hey, old man, I'm not the kind of fish you want to catch to eat! But I do have a lot of calcium! It's here! A gold coin? There's more where that came from.
If more is what you want, more is what you'll get.
I'll give you this much for now.
The Ghost Ship of Blue Hawaii They say that it has come back! What?! Again?! The problems never end here.
I'm so scared.
What has come back? A beautiful woman? Who the hell are you? The ghost ship! The ghost ship is back! A ghost ship Lately, it's been popping up a lot and it's got everyone scared.
You guys are too easily frightened.
All right, everyone, time to go home.
Break it up here! Oh, I knew a beautiful girl would pop up soon! Are you guys deaf? I told everyone to go home! Sorry, but it's impossible for me to walk away from such a beauty even if she is telling us to scram.
Oh, how nice! What an honest little bird you have here! My name is Kir, nice to meet you.
Could you point us in the direction of the ghost ship? That ghost ship has been showing up at the same cape every night.
I have been very busy lately, what with all this ghost ship business, and there's also been a rumor going around that the Bandit King is going to show up here in Blue Hawaii sometime soon.
I'm so worn out! But hey, why do you ask? What do you guys think you're going to do?! What do you think? You guys are acting a little too suspicious.
I'm going to have to file a report! What's your name? I'm Kir! Don't make me ask again.
What's your name, you little delinquent? Jing.
Jing What is your job? Bandit.
Okay, bandit What?! Bandit?! I'm placing you under arrest! Wait, wait, hold on a sec! I haven't stolen anything yet, have I? No, but you're planning on it, right? Maybe Hey, chief, it's the bandit.
He's given himself up! You're still asleep, old man?! Where has all of your pride and spunk as the police chief gone?! He's been like this ever since he came home the other night talking about having seen the ghost ship! He went to take control of the ghost ship situation, but I think those ghouls somehow stole his soul or something! Hey, come on, wake up and get back to work! Papa! Papa! If they stole his soul, wouldn't he have died? What could they have wanted from this old man? I'm not sure.
Hey, hold up! Yo, Postino.
Jing, have you heard? It seems that the ghost ship is powered by greed and desire.
By greed and desire? Those are two of my favorite things in this world! Stop right there, criminal.
I'm going with you! If you truly are a thief, then I'll be able to catch you in the act.
There it is! That's a zombie! A real, live zombie! Don't worry, baby.
Kir's here to protect you.
Why is he getting on that ship? What's he going to do? Hey, hey, hey, where are you going, Jing?! Hey! Could you by any chance tell me where the ghost ship is? A little punk like you isn't allowed on the ghost ship! You have to be at least twenty years old! Kir! Rose! You guys be careful.
They're fine.
Oh, it stinks like alcohol.
Hey! He's aiming for you, so don't come over here! Stay away! Leave us alone.
Kir, this is no time for a date! Don't tell me you're going to place him under arrest? Kir Royale! Gold coins? I have a feeling these gold coins will lead us to the ghost ship.
Jing, this yellow coin road will vanish if we don't follow it soon.
All right, let's go.
How do you intend to do that? We can ride this thing.
It's way too big.
How do you plan on moving it?! I'm going to use my noggin.
Any idiot could have come up with this idea.
I can already smell it, the scent of treasure.
I think we're almost there.
And here we are.
It's just about show time.
There it is! Looks like they're slacking on posting guards.
I don't see anyone.
The guards might be invisible men.
I don't think so.
The only thing moving is the anchor and it's snoring.
The anchor? Snoring? Oh, what a tasty looking little girl! Wait, save some for me! Dream on guys, this girl's mine! I can't believe it! The anchor is alive! Hey, what about Jing? Where did he go?! He went to distract the anchor.
You'll make a nice little snack! Don't you know that nap time comes before snack time! No, I think you're going to be the one put to sleep here! Jing Jing! What? Oh, shaking in her arms, so happy, yet so scared.
Hey, give me that bag.
Bag? This is wine! I can't allow underage boys to drink! If I want to fight with him, I need a way to breathe underwater! Empty it out for me! I get it.
I guess I can allow that! Let's rock! He's just a big glob of iron.
How can he move so quickly? Take this! My sword is useless! Kir, I need you! Rose, empty out more bags! Good luck, Jing! You won't need those bags where you're going! You don't need air if you can't take a breath! Hey, Jing, below us! He's attacking from underneath! Kir Royale! What was that?! Kir Royale did nothing! We need air! What the! I thought I told Rose to empty out ALL the wine first! He's coming again, Jing! Looks like someone needs more shooting practice, boy! Are you drunk, Jing?! Take better aim! So you were aiming at my chain? You'll never break it! I might not break it, but you can't control him if you can't hold on! Ow, hot! Hot! Oh, I can't stop! Just as I thought, he's sinking all the way to the bottom! You can be pretty tough, can't you? Jing! Kir! That place looks even scarier than you.
Jing, this is Just as I thought, let's go! Just as I thought What do you mean? Back when we were in the Capital of Thieves, there was a huge rumor going around about a secret gambling boat that appeared in the waters around this area.
Gambling? That's against the law! Gambling is forbidden! Well, this ship is just one huge casino.
A casino? Yup, hiding under the image of a ghost ship is the perfect camouflage for an underground gambling operation.
That means I'm going to have to arrest all of them! Hold off for a second, let's see if we can have a little fun first.
What? Hey, wait a minute! This is the first time I've seen so many gold coins! They're not worth anything.
They're just chips.
As a police officer, I cannot allow an underage boy like you to gamble! Welcome to the Monte Carlo Gambling House! It has been many decades since we've had a gathering of spirits like this to all have a great time together.
Won't you join us? Many decades? A gathering of spirits? My name is Grappa, the manager of this casino.
I don't care who you are, or where you came from, but I take care of everyone who enters my casino.
Please enjoy yourselves.
What a shady dude! Come on and place your bets! I have this sorry, old, senile cat, Tom, here.
Where do you think he will run out of breath and stop? You sure about that kid? You're just throwing your money away.
The crown?! It hasn't stopped there in a thousand years! All right, everyone ready! Say it with me now! Cat and Mouse! Okay, Tom, you ready to run around in circles like a nice, old cat? Crown, crown Crown Oh, so close! Kir? Oh, so perfect and round.
Crown?! All right! What?! All right! What?! Awesome! We did it, we did it! But how? And next we have I love taking gold coin baths! How's the water? Oh, it's the best! I think you got too much pocket money for a little kid! I might have to relieve you of some of it! You're lucky you're just a kid, so I won't beat you down too bad.
I may be a kid, but I fight like an adult! Bingo! Oh, that hit the spot! We shot clear though your stomach and it doesn't hurt? I didn't even notice! Jing, my throat is all dried up, I can't shoot any more for now.
I think it's about time to put the kids to sleep! Wow, his body totally collapsed! Why did he all of a sudden During our fight, I noticed that a gold coin he had was sparkling.
All I did was aim for that.
Well, I guess it wasn't a ghoul living inside of him.
It must have been the coin keeping him alive.
This whole casino is full of them.
They're not people playing with money.
It's the money having its way with the people.
What?! Now this place looks like a total dump! This is how it really looks.
Not only did you win at my casino, but now it's your fault that the entire place is ruined! You have become more than a small nuisance to my business, and for that you will pay! Gold coins?! Rose! Don't budge! You will witness my true power when I combine all of my savings! Now then, I think I'll have you pay me back that money! I'm about to turn you into pocket change! Impossible, wasteful, reckless! I'm sorry, but you are the one who will be turned to rubbish! See, I'm already chopping you to kibble! Too bad I can't be killed even if cut into a thousand pieces! Hey, Kir, Rose! What's wrong with your friends?! It's seems like they are being overtaken by a new desire.
What are these things?! Gold coin beetles! They feed on the greed of humans! Have they been coming out every night to feed?! You humans will pay for your impetuous greed! I will make you suffer for your selfish attitudes! These guys can't be killed.
They will continue to feast on your greed forever! Your desires will be your downfall.
They make you easy targets! Our gold is the perfect symbol for your greed and lust! Through the use of gold, I will be able to manipulate your people until the end of time, for money is your biggest weakness! I will use your own desires to control you like the puppets you are! Sometime I'd like to try stealing the desire that lies in your own heart.
What did you say you wanted to steal?! We humans are just made to be greedy I guess.
But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts.
What?! How can you do that?! It can't be, you bastard! You must be the Bandit King! Looks like now's a good time to start stealing the very greed and desire from your heart! Gold, gold, gold, gold! Stop it! Don't let the greed get a hold of you! Let go of me! Stop it! To be able to steal my own powerful desires you must be none other than the Bandit King! Kir, how's your throat feeling? You want me to sing one last song? Yeah, let's hear it then, Grappa! You're the Bandit King.
Give this to your old man.
To Papa? If you have too much of this, you'll become a monster.
If you have too little, you'll become like your dad is now.
Desire really is a dangerous thing, isn't it? This is desire? Yep, now what are you going to do? I totally ripped it off.
Are you going to arrest me for stealing? Yeah, you get life without parole.
I guess the Bandit King can even steal other people's hearts.
Be careful when dealing with girls' hearts like that, Jing.
Itsumo no koto sa Itsumo kawarazu fukinukeru Kaze no uwasa no nokoribi Kanashimi wo kakaetara dare ni ageru Kokoro wo komete naku boku no koto Anata wa shiru yoshi mo nai Kaze ni kieteku uta ikusen mono Mata aeru hi wo yume ni oyasumi are Next Jing Next Jing The Jing Girl for the next episode Next Jing is a beautiful girl who's got some crazy, cute braids happening! Next Jing She is like an amazing flower that can even blossom without sunlight.
Next Jing This honest little darling doesn't have a deceitful bone in her body! Next Jing Next time, "The Adonis Capital of Time, Part 1" Next Jing See you then! The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1 See you then! The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1 I don't care, those grapes are more attractive to me than the girl.
The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1 A guy your age should be more interested in girls if you ask me! The Adonis Capital of Time Part 1