Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Matching Socks

1 - [theme song playing] - Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine [Monty] "Matching Socks!" [Stan humming] Perfect.
It's time for the family photo! [mumbling] Right.
Put that there.
Won't be long, Stan.
Just a minute, Dad! Hmm.
[oinks] Nearly there, Dad.
Dad's super keen to get this photo taken, Jimmy Jones.
[oinks] Has everyone got their blue clothes on? [gasps] Ooh! Ah! Oh, no! I can't find my other blue sock.
You know Dad wants us all to match for our photo.
- [Jeanie] Oh! - Ooh.
- [oinks] - That sounded like Jeanie.
[oinks] [Jeanie] Why blue? Why blue? Why do we all have to wear blue? Dad knows my favorite color is black.
[scoffs] [oinks] Actually, Dad says black isn't a color at all.
It's like when you turn off the lights in your bedroom.
[sighs] Have you seen my blue sock? [sighs] Sorry, Monty.
[sighs] Why does Dad want us all to match for this family photo anyway? I don't know.
But if I don't find my other blue sock, Dad's not going to be happy.
[hair dryer whirring] You'll soon have a beautiful blue head of hair, Gran.
[stutters] What? What's that, dear? [shouting] I said, "You'll soon have a beautiful blue head of hair!" Ooh, thank you! I'd love a cup of tea! Okay, Gran.
[Stan humming] - [oinks] - Gran, have you seen my other blue sock? Oh, yes, Monty.
[chuckles] They are new runners.
Thank you for noticing! Try the laundry basket.
You'll probably smell it before you see it.
Mum! Come on, everybody.
This photo isn't gonna take itself, you know.
[Monty grunts] Nope.
No blue sock.
What am I going to do, Jimmy Jones? [oinks and snorts] What's Dad going to say? I've got socks, but they don't match.
- [oinking] - At least I'm wearing socks.
And orange and blue look great together.
- [oinks] - Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Why do we have to wear matching socks anyway? Just imagine Look! - My best friend is a funny little pig - Whoa! And he doesn't look at all like me But together we make the perfect team - [oinks] - [Monty chuckles] Like bread and butter A flower and a bee Like a throw and a catch I can't see why my socks Should have to match Hold on tight! - I could wear a green sock on one foot - Whee! - A red sock on the other - [chuckles] If you agree it's how socks should be Try explain it to my father So why stop there with different socks? I could even try different shoes - One yellow on my left - [snorting] And the other shoe in blue Things that go together well They're not always the same Like peas and carrots A pirate and a parrot Strawberries and cream So why must we wear Matching socks on our feet? I think our feet deserve Some individuality I could get a hairstyle One side purple, one side pink It could look quite stylish and spiky What do you think? A shirt with orange polka dots And shorts with silver stripes One glove in sparkly gold And one in ivory white Perfect, Lily.
Things that go together well They're not always the same Like peas and carrots A pirate and a parrot Strawberries and cream So why must we wear Matching socks on our feet? I think our feet deserve Some individuality Every tooth inside my mouth Could even be a different color I could have one ear indigo And a bright green shade, the other Now it's getting a little weird I might start back from scratch And stick to wearing different socks That make a perfect match Things that go together well They're not always the same Like peas and carrots A pirate and a parrot Strawberries and cream So why must we wear Matching socks on our feet? I think our feet deserve Some individuality [Jimmy Jones squeals] - [oinking] - Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah! [chuckles] [Stan] Hurry up, everyone.
- We have a photo to take.
- Hmm.
So you see, Jimmy Jones, my socks might not look the same, but they're still socks.
[oinking and squealing] [Stan] Oh, no.
No! - We'd better go down, Jimmy Jones.
- [oinks] It's no good.
The portrait won't work.
Nothing matches.
Well, we're all nearly blue, Stan.
[sighs] [chuckles] - Here we are.
- [oinks] [sighs] [gasps] Socks.
Look at Monty's socks! - [all gasp] - What's wrong? Everyone's wearing different colors.
But everyone looks great, Dad.
We're all wearing things we like.
Oh.
You don't like blue? Yes, but we like a bit of what makes us us.
I'm loving my new look.
[chuckles] But nothing matches, Monty.
Yes, it does, Dad.
Come on, everyone.
- Squash in.
- [oinking] [indistinct chatter] - Matching smiles, everyone.
- [all laughing] [chuckles] Of course.
Matching smiles.
- [Jimmy Jones snorting] - [camera beeps] [all laughing]