Kung Fu Panda Legends Of Awesomeness (2011) s02e09 Episode Script
Master and the Panda
Here's the legend KUNG FU PANDA Raised in a noodle shop Never looking glory or fame He climbed a mountain and won the title Dragon Warrior KUNG FU PANDA Master Shifu saw blossoming Warrior and master the skills audacity and wonder KUNG FU PANDA He lives and trains and fight with the Furious Five protecting the valley any any, any, any, living thing KUNG FU PANDA Legends Show Bolice Awesome! Episode S02E09 "Shifu's Back" Warriors Off Series! twitter.
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serie @ gmail.
com Legend OF AUDIO: Revolts Review: @ Helder1965 The Valley of Peace has long been the land of kung fu.
With the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five fighting an army endless villains and villainy.
was very cool and fun until he appeared.
We were prohibited from using the Kung Fu Unless we have a license.
That was very difficult to achieve.
First one has to fill this requisition giant drug Hence a courier have to go far to the Headquarters and give it to this guy.
That gives her after him, making copies 40.
To be approved by him, she, he, he, he, she, her, him, him And this guy, that there is almost never because it takes many vacations.
This leads an eternity.
The bad guys were everywhere.
And anyone else who Salt, and Lal Bal.
These three pigs unclean returned to the Valley of Peace, to spread destruction.
Unable to fight, the brave Warriors returned to the palace.
Where every moment spent getting ready for the day they could be again awesome! You're doing shadow.
Master Shifu.
Why are not training? For what purpose? We can not use our Kung Fu.
We should start looking for employment? But of course not, this situation is temporary.
You said that in last week.
And last week.
And the week before that.
Po, what are you doing? Practicing, I imagined that we can not do anything else we could create a circus.
We will not create any circus.
Good, because I'm very bad about it.
It's okay! Alright.
I'm fine.
--Po! --You fell on him, Get up.
You are right, Master Shifu? Are you kidding? Of course he is right.
Are you talking with a Master of Kung Fu.
You'll need more than that to break it.
It seems that I managed back.
The last time this happened, did you Bed for weeks.
It was horrible, horrible! There you are! I have an important what is down there? He hurt his back somehow.
Very well! Listen, your request for practicing Kung Fu was approved.
You can finally go after those pigs.
I thought I would be happy.
We made the request The pigs are already be gone.
What is the advantage of having the license if the bad guys are gone? This is all stupid.
Why are all blaming me? You think I like it? Thugs run amok? It makes me look ridiculous, but it is the Headquarters Who gives the orders.
Now, here's the your permission.
Do what you want with it, Good day.
What do Master Shifu? There is a chance of pigs are still nearby.
You should look them up.
This! Finally, some action! What are we waiting for? You need someone to get help? That would be nice, yes.
I'll call the Monkey.
No! --You! --I? Let's break! But Kung Fu finally we can use for anything.
You caused it, it is you who will stay.
Now help me to go inside.
You have to keep making those noises? Yes! Idea! Ready, comfortable? Personally no.
Right, so that day, was not it? I'll lie if need something, shake the bell.
I'm hungry.
My finger is itchy.
The soup is cold.
Now is very hot.
I wanna hear a poem.
want a bigger bell.
Shifu is here somewhere.
If you do not mind waiting, Superintendent Woo.
Should I pick it up right now sir? Right now at least I do not have all day about it.
I have a Mahjong game marked with the Emperor, the Emperor! Want to see my Face of anger? Move, idiot.
Shifu, the Kung Fu by the Gods, where are you? Looks like you have not slept not at night.
--I did not sleep.
Why? What noise is that out there? There you are, we have to talk.
This is not a good time.
I'm going to bed.
No, he wants to know you too.
Who? --Woo! --Woo? --Yes! What? --No, not Woo Woo Woo is! No, it's just Woo! What are you talking about? He wants to know Okay, enough bell! Stop that bell! My supervisor, Superintendent Woo is here.
He is not very happy with these criminals on the loose.
He said the situation went out of control.
He'll fire me, he is blaming you too.
It was not our fault Tues to wait for a license.
It is just that! He said he will send entire police force you do not need to license.
No more need of you, or the Jade Palace.
Or me! Is threatening to shut everything down.
He can not do that.
So I asked him I saw him.
Now, this raises the trunk.
He can not.
He has to achieve, or we will stop on the street.
Now, hurry up.
So, help me up.
He will be here at a time.
No way I get up.
But you have to lift.
We're finished.
Right! Let's just try Maybe if What shouts are these? Whoops, you said? Whoops, can not you hear? You hear that? What you have this collar? Zucchini? Whoops! No, no, do not cry.
He is doing morning exercises.
They are very difficult.
Master Shifu, you can.
Wait a minute.
Remember the scrolls sacred to me? The first parchment has a potion.
To relax the muscles, of course, Po.
You have to do that potion.
Right away! What are you ? You're talking to someone? No, no.
I was just Take a look at this! It's just a column.
It is a very rare, do more of these.
Why all this delay? Check it out! It's the same column.
I thought it was worth take a second look.
I'm losing my patience too.
Do you want to see my face in anger? Want to see my Face of anger? It's more angry that there? Very! So, no! Po, I think it's working! This! Not a bit of pain.
I'm walking.
Po, you got it! Let's get our guest.
This is wonderful, that potion is even Po, you followed rigorously the instructions? I did better than that.
You were in so much pain I did a triple dose.
Hey, I bet you should have several hats.
You know, because of those horns.
I like chubby.
And they like me.
This guy is the great Master Shifu? Of course not! I am Shifu.
Excuse us for a moment.
What are you doing? I gave a lot of potion to Shifu.
What potion? To his back, but exaggerated, calm down! I can do this.
Is there a problem here? No way.
Delegate Hu was only showing me this column.
It is a column.
It's an honor to meet you, Superintendent Woo.
If you are Shifu, he must be who they call Po.
The Dragon Warrior.
I have air in my body.
I heard he was strange.
Strange? Who said that? I mean, yes, he is Po.
Our incredible and unique treasure.
Precious! I'm putting eggs.
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! He may be crazy stone, but heard he is lethal.
You heard correctly.
I'd hate to get in his way.
Silk! Let's take a walk through the garden.
Look Superintendent Woo, the incredible warriors Jade Palace, protect the valley for hundreds of years.
This is a training device I even invented.
We've always done what is right, Our mission is to maintain peace and combat evil We should have stopped those evil pigs quickly, but as we have to wait for a license Well, you understand the difficulty.
I understand.
Well, I must confess that I am impressed, Master Shifu.
Very impressed.
Very well! I'm ready to sign control of the Jade Palace for you, Master Shifu.
If I can see the Dragon Warrior struggle a bit.
What? You mean now? No, of course not.
Next week maybe I'll come back Yes, now! Fight! So exciting! Are you sure this is Kung Fu? I thought you were different.
What? No! It is a new style.
Bin--Ban.
Dragon Bin--Ban.
Pok--Choi.
Dragon Style Bin--Ban Pok--Choi.
Looks like it to me lurking equal to one--Ban Bin.
I have fingers! Take that, amazing Dragon Warrior.
Perhaps if I saw him doing that thing there.
Happy feet! He's good.
Chestnuts for everyone.
Well, I've seen enough Master Shifu.
I just need to sign here and the Jade Palace will be his again.
Po Master Shifu, tried all night and we do not think the pigs.
They must be hiding.
Thank you, Tigress.
That's all.
What's wrong with Shifu? Me? Nothing! I'm fine.
Not you, with Shifu! --I am Shifu.
--Of course he is! Who? --I! I am Shifu! What the hell is happening? That's what I wanna know.
Now, who is Shifu? --It! --It! I understand trying to make fun with my face? Great joke, right? No, no! Not so, not see? Yes, I see, I see a lot! I see that almost gave the Valley of Peace in the hands of a lunatic.
I like checkers! From this moment I am closing the Jade Palace! It's over! Closed! Finished! Done! This is the end, etc.
.
Feeling better, Master Shifu? Much better, yes.
Thanks for the tea.
So we really need jobs, right? I fear that need.
No.
This is all my fault.
Yes, it's your fault! Now look! Please be sensible.
The valley needs of Shifu and his team.
You can not close Jade Palace that way.
Want to bet? I can and I did! Dumb! Shut up! Mouth closed, etc.
And thank you, his head pachyderm.
Your pillow gray giant with nose.
You are fired! --Fired? --Dismissed! Like, do not appear tomorrow! Good morning! Fired? It can not be.
Cut the peak of my career bureaucracy.
What should I say for mom? Going somewhere? Maybe even you? I'm walking on the road, right? Right! Now get out of my face! I have important business to solve.
Important business? That means you important? You bet your tail dirty I am.
Very important! So Mr.
Important, maybe pay a lot of money to have him back.
Release me immediately! Help, I'm being attacked by disgusting pigs.
Disgusting? Is this legal? My goodness! Superintendent Woo, he was hijacked by those pigs! --Where? --On the road out of town.
We'll take the shortcut the forest and catch him.
Please, please, drop me! I give everything you want.
Please! He's a boy well spoken.
Hey, how are you? How long no see.
They came! Get out there, its wicked.
They are here to rescue me.
So, about that, sorry! But we can not.
What are you talking about? --What are they talking about? --What are you talking about? We can not because you means that forbade us.
Do not want to break any laws fighting with these guys.
That's right! --Yeah, what a shame! So good luck there.
See you soon! I'm stupid, or you too has no idea what happened? The two.
No, please! You have to save me.
Please! Without face of anger, I promise! Yeah, but the Jade Palace You are back in business.
I will not close.
No! Of course that is open.
Can not take a joke? And my job? And the work of Hu Delegate? Yes, of course, he was not fired.
It was just another joke.
You have to be funniest.
--And an increase in salary.
And, an increased hey! Nice try.
Everything goes back to normal.
Everything you want! But please help me! Well in that case Shifu, I have an idea.
I can not believe I'm doing this.
I'd say that sounds like fun.
Right! No! A little more.
A bit more Down.
Congratulations, Shifu! The Valley of Peace returned to their care.
Thanks to thought Quick Po.
Good work, Panda.
Thank you, Master Shifu.
You take care of criminals, I can go back to my office and focus on my true passion.
Paperwork.
Bandits in the village square.
Enjoy it.
com / legseries legendas.
em.
serie @ gmail.
com Legend OF AUDIO: Revolts Review: @ Helder1965 The Valley of Peace has long been the land of kung fu.
With the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five fighting an army endless villains and villainy.
was very cool and fun until he appeared.
We were prohibited from using the Kung Fu Unless we have a license.
That was very difficult to achieve.
First one has to fill this requisition giant drug Hence a courier have to go far to the Headquarters and give it to this guy.
That gives her after him, making copies 40.
To be approved by him, she, he, he, he, she, her, him, him And this guy, that there is almost never because it takes many vacations.
This leads an eternity.
The bad guys were everywhere.
And anyone else who Salt, and Lal Bal.
These three pigs unclean returned to the Valley of Peace, to spread destruction.
Unable to fight, the brave Warriors returned to the palace.
Where every moment spent getting ready for the day they could be again awesome! You're doing shadow.
Master Shifu.
Why are not training? For what purpose? We can not use our Kung Fu.
We should start looking for employment? But of course not, this situation is temporary.
You said that in last week.
And last week.
And the week before that.
Po, what are you doing? Practicing, I imagined that we can not do anything else we could create a circus.
We will not create any circus.
Good, because I'm very bad about it.
It's okay! Alright.
I'm fine.
--Po! --You fell on him, Get up.
You are right, Master Shifu? Are you kidding? Of course he is right.
Are you talking with a Master of Kung Fu.
You'll need more than that to break it.
It seems that I managed back.
The last time this happened, did you Bed for weeks.
It was horrible, horrible! There you are! I have an important what is down there? He hurt his back somehow.
Very well! Listen, your request for practicing Kung Fu was approved.
You can finally go after those pigs.
I thought I would be happy.
We made the request The pigs are already be gone.
What is the advantage of having the license if the bad guys are gone? This is all stupid.
Why are all blaming me? You think I like it? Thugs run amok? It makes me look ridiculous, but it is the Headquarters Who gives the orders.
Now, here's the your permission.
Do what you want with it, Good day.
What do Master Shifu? There is a chance of pigs are still nearby.
You should look them up.
This! Finally, some action! What are we waiting for? You need someone to get help? That would be nice, yes.
I'll call the Monkey.
No! --You! --I? Let's break! But Kung Fu finally we can use for anything.
You caused it, it is you who will stay.
Now help me to go inside.
You have to keep making those noises? Yes! Idea! Ready, comfortable? Personally no.
Right, so that day, was not it? I'll lie if need something, shake the bell.
I'm hungry.
My finger is itchy.
The soup is cold.
Now is very hot.
I wanna hear a poem.
want a bigger bell.
Shifu is here somewhere.
If you do not mind waiting, Superintendent Woo.
Should I pick it up right now sir? Right now at least I do not have all day about it.
I have a Mahjong game marked with the Emperor, the Emperor! Want to see my Face of anger? Move, idiot.
Shifu, the Kung Fu by the Gods, where are you? Looks like you have not slept not at night.
--I did not sleep.
Why? What noise is that out there? There you are, we have to talk.
This is not a good time.
I'm going to bed.
No, he wants to know you too.
Who? --Woo! --Woo? --Yes! What? --No, not Woo Woo Woo is! No, it's just Woo! What are you talking about? He wants to know Okay, enough bell! Stop that bell! My supervisor, Superintendent Woo is here.
He is not very happy with these criminals on the loose.
He said the situation went out of control.
He'll fire me, he is blaming you too.
It was not our fault Tues to wait for a license.
It is just that! He said he will send entire police force you do not need to license.
No more need of you, or the Jade Palace.
Or me! Is threatening to shut everything down.
He can not do that.
So I asked him I saw him.
Now, this raises the trunk.
He can not.
He has to achieve, or we will stop on the street.
Now, hurry up.
So, help me up.
He will be here at a time.
No way I get up.
But you have to lift.
We're finished.
Right! Let's just try Maybe if What shouts are these? Whoops, you said? Whoops, can not you hear? You hear that? What you have this collar? Zucchini? Whoops! No, no, do not cry.
He is doing morning exercises.
They are very difficult.
Master Shifu, you can.
Wait a minute.
Remember the scrolls sacred to me? The first parchment has a potion.
To relax the muscles, of course, Po.
You have to do that potion.
Right away! What are you ? You're talking to someone? No, no.
I was just Take a look at this! It's just a column.
It is a very rare, do more of these.
Why all this delay? Check it out! It's the same column.
I thought it was worth take a second look.
I'm losing my patience too.
Do you want to see my face in anger? Want to see my Face of anger? It's more angry that there? Very! So, no! Po, I think it's working! This! Not a bit of pain.
I'm walking.
Po, you got it! Let's get our guest.
This is wonderful, that potion is even Po, you followed rigorously the instructions? I did better than that.
You were in so much pain I did a triple dose.
Hey, I bet you should have several hats.
You know, because of those horns.
I like chubby.
And they like me.
This guy is the great Master Shifu? Of course not! I am Shifu.
Excuse us for a moment.
What are you doing? I gave a lot of potion to Shifu.
What potion? To his back, but exaggerated, calm down! I can do this.
Is there a problem here? No way.
Delegate Hu was only showing me this column.
It is a column.
It's an honor to meet you, Superintendent Woo.
If you are Shifu, he must be who they call Po.
The Dragon Warrior.
I have air in my body.
I heard he was strange.
Strange? Who said that? I mean, yes, he is Po.
Our incredible and unique treasure.
Precious! I'm putting eggs.
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! He may be crazy stone, but heard he is lethal.
You heard correctly.
I'd hate to get in his way.
Silk! Let's take a walk through the garden.
Look Superintendent Woo, the incredible warriors Jade Palace, protect the valley for hundreds of years.
This is a training device I even invented.
We've always done what is right, Our mission is to maintain peace and combat evil We should have stopped those evil pigs quickly, but as we have to wait for a license Well, you understand the difficulty.
I understand.
Well, I must confess that I am impressed, Master Shifu.
Very impressed.
Very well! I'm ready to sign control of the Jade Palace for you, Master Shifu.
If I can see the Dragon Warrior struggle a bit.
What? You mean now? No, of course not.
Next week maybe I'll come back Yes, now! Fight! So exciting! Are you sure this is Kung Fu? I thought you were different.
What? No! It is a new style.
Bin--Ban.
Dragon Bin--Ban.
Pok--Choi.
Dragon Style Bin--Ban Pok--Choi.
Looks like it to me lurking equal to one--Ban Bin.
I have fingers! Take that, amazing Dragon Warrior.
Perhaps if I saw him doing that thing there.
Happy feet! He's good.
Chestnuts for everyone.
Well, I've seen enough Master Shifu.
I just need to sign here and the Jade Palace will be his again.
Po Master Shifu, tried all night and we do not think the pigs.
They must be hiding.
Thank you, Tigress.
That's all.
What's wrong with Shifu? Me? Nothing! I'm fine.
Not you, with Shifu! --I am Shifu.
--Of course he is! Who? --I! I am Shifu! What the hell is happening? That's what I wanna know.
Now, who is Shifu? --It! --It! I understand trying to make fun with my face? Great joke, right? No, no! Not so, not see? Yes, I see, I see a lot! I see that almost gave the Valley of Peace in the hands of a lunatic.
I like checkers! From this moment I am closing the Jade Palace! It's over! Closed! Finished! Done! This is the end, etc.
.
Feeling better, Master Shifu? Much better, yes.
Thanks for the tea.
So we really need jobs, right? I fear that need.
No.
This is all my fault.
Yes, it's your fault! Now look! Please be sensible.
The valley needs of Shifu and his team.
You can not close Jade Palace that way.
Want to bet? I can and I did! Dumb! Shut up! Mouth closed, etc.
And thank you, his head pachyderm.
Your pillow gray giant with nose.
You are fired! --Fired? --Dismissed! Like, do not appear tomorrow! Good morning! Fired? It can not be.
Cut the peak of my career bureaucracy.
What should I say for mom? Going somewhere? Maybe even you? I'm walking on the road, right? Right! Now get out of my face! I have important business to solve.
Important business? That means you important? You bet your tail dirty I am.
Very important! So Mr.
Important, maybe pay a lot of money to have him back.
Release me immediately! Help, I'm being attacked by disgusting pigs.
Disgusting? Is this legal? My goodness! Superintendent Woo, he was hijacked by those pigs! --Where? --On the road out of town.
We'll take the shortcut the forest and catch him.
Please, please, drop me! I give everything you want.
Please! He's a boy well spoken.
Hey, how are you? How long no see.
They came! Get out there, its wicked.
They are here to rescue me.
So, about that, sorry! But we can not.
What are you talking about? --What are they talking about? --What are you talking about? We can not because you means that forbade us.
Do not want to break any laws fighting with these guys.
That's right! --Yeah, what a shame! So good luck there.
See you soon! I'm stupid, or you too has no idea what happened? The two.
No, please! You have to save me.
Please! Without face of anger, I promise! Yeah, but the Jade Palace You are back in business.
I will not close.
No! Of course that is open.
Can not take a joke? And my job? And the work of Hu Delegate? Yes, of course, he was not fired.
It was just another joke.
You have to be funniest.
--And an increase in salary.
And, an increased hey! Nice try.
Everything goes back to normal.
Everything you want! But please help me! Well in that case Shifu, I have an idea.
I can not believe I'm doing this.
I'd say that sounds like fun.
Right! No! A little more.
A bit more Down.
Congratulations, Shifu! The Valley of Peace returned to their care.
Thanks to thought Quick Po.
Good work, Panda.
Thank you, Master Shifu.
You take care of criminals, I can go back to my office and focus on my true passion.
Paperwork.
Bandits in the village square.
Enjoy it.