Kung Fu Panda Legends Of Awesomeness (2011) s03e14 Episode Script
The Hunger Game
3x14 - The Hunger Game Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! Raised in a noodle shop never seeking glory or fame he climbed the mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name.
Hu! Ah! Ya! Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom and master the skills of bodacious and awesome Kung Fu Panda.
Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! He lives, he trains and he fights with the Furious Five protect the Valley somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' alive Oh! Ah! Uh! Kung Fu Panda Legends of awesomeness.
Sweet! [traditional music.]
[somber music.]
[stomach rumbles.]
[sighs.]
[stomachs rumbling.]
[loud rumbling.]
[groans.]
Five grains of rice? Five? That's worse than none.
As long as the village goes hungry, we will go hungry as well.
Yeah, but when I agreed to that, I thought it meant "hungry" not "hungry!" Sorry, Po, but until we catch the food bandits and end this famine, five grains is all the rice you [drooling.]
You're seeing me as a giant noodle again, aren't you? Sorry, Viper.
It's just that I-I need food! We all do.
I don't know what you're all complaining about.
I am stuffed.
Whoo! What? Rice in my teeth? [growls.]
Po! Come with me.
This famine is reaching a critical point.
I'm not sure how much longer the villagers can hold on.
Any luck on figuring out who's stealing the food, Master Shifu? Unfortunately not.
But we do have a short-term solution to the valley's [drooling, sniffing.]
troubles.
You're seeing me as a giant rice ball again, aren't you? Ahh A devilishly handsome giant rice ball.
A newcomer, madame Zhou, has donated a shipment of rice to the village.
- I'm sending you to protect that rice.
- By eating it? 'Cause then it'll be in our stomachs and no one will be able to I'm open to other suggestions.
Come on, Po.
If you keep stopping to lick rocks, we're never gonna get there.
It's the next best thing to eating.
Some of these rocks taste pretty good.
[satisfied groaning.]
Agh! And this is not one of those rocks.
Whoa! Madame Zhou must be richer than lychee nut pudding in a brown sugar demiglace.
We get it.
You're hungry.
[knocks.]
Ooh! Company's here.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
It's so nice to see new faces.
I do get so lonely out here on my own.
I'm madame Zhou.
Oof! Oh, and you're the mighty Dragon Warrior, - sole protector of the Valley of Peace.
- Well, I mean, I [chuckles.]
Not really the sole protector.
Would you like to come in and see some portraits of my grandchildren? Uh, sounds great, really, but we should probably get that rice back to the village.
Oh, don't go yet.
Have you eaten? I took the liberty of preparing a small lunch.
[laughs.]
[gasps.]
Until now, I didn't know my eyes were hungry too.
Po, honor demands that we not eat while the village starves.
Honor demands that I not starve while my stomach eats.
That doesn't make sense.
You're right.
I must be delirious.
Should probably eat something.
[groans.]
- Rats.
- I know, I was so close! No, Po, rats! [shudders.]
Ooh, Jade Palace warriors.
How very whimsical.
[squeaks.]
Why so sad? Is the chunky panda hungry? Hey, buddy, I've lost almost two pounds since this famine began.
These are my skinny pants.
You're the one who's been stealing the village's food.
And you're the ones who are going to try and stop me.
Well, here we all are.
Try and stop me.
[horrified gasp.]
No one hurts food on my watch! [groans.]
[gasps.]
[grunting.]
Dumpling? [drooling.]
Mmm.
Hiya! You should learn some self control.
You might live longer.
Leave the rice to us or my brothers and I will make things unpleasant for you.
Look around, rat boy, your brothers have already given up.
True.
Good thing I have sisters.
[laughs.]
[laughs maniacally.]
Uh, lovely family.
[humming.]
[laughs maniacally.]
[groans.]
[all grunting.]
Yah! [screams.]
Help! Someone help! [grunts.]
You win this one, panda.
But what will you eat after we steal the rest of the valley's food, your monkey friend with mustard sauce? [laughs.]
Mustard sauce! Relax, monkey.
You're my buddy.
[under breath.]
My delicious, tasty buddy.
You saved me from that awful rat.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! - You really are lonely, aren't you? - They took the rice.
Oh, this is just dreadful.
I'm so very sorry.
I'll send to another province for more at once.
Many thanks, madame Zhou.
Come on, we need to tell Master Shifu about those rats.
You should stop by for a snack anytime you like.
Really? - [sighs.]
I would, but - It'll be our little secret.
Po, let's go.
Coming! The rats you faced are called the Lao Shu.
[all gasp.]
How come everyone but me always knows what stuff means? The Lao Shu are a band of renegades that number in the hundreds, perhaps the thousands.
Their leader, Ju-Long, is as deadly as he is unbalanced.
[coins jingling.]
Money means nothing to him.
He inflicts suffering and chaos just for the fun of it.
[boom.]
[screaming.]
He's usually successful at causing both.
These villains are unlike any you have faced.
Get some rest.
Tomorrow, we train.
[stomach rumbling.]
[groans.]
Agh! This is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong! [stomach growls.]
This is wrongish, this is wrongish, this is wrongish.
[stomach growls.]
You made it.
You know, for an older lady, you're pretty spry.
I just get excited to see anybody, and that includes you.
Ha, I feel special.
You like? [drooling.]
I was so afraid you wouldn't come, what with the villagers starving and all.
[drooling.]
Ah, this was a mistake.
I shouldn't be Stuffed fig? [dreamy music.]
[humming.]
Yeah, I can stay for a bit.
[weak groaning.]
More rice was stolen last night.
Fight through the hunger.
The Lao Shu won't care you haven't eaten.
Neither should [grunting powerfully.]
you.
[laughs maniacally.]
[gulping.]
Mmm.
[gulping.]
[rice grains clink.]
This one is a dumpling stuffed inside another dumpling.
Ooh, a duh-dumpling.
Oh, yeah.
[sighs.]
I've located the last rice storehouse in the Valley of Peace.
[scatting cheerfully.]
No doubt Ju-Long will Panda! [scatting.]
Stake out that storehouse and catch the Lao Shu in the act.
Meet up at 7:00.
Uh, 7:00? Tonight? Really? Do you have somewhere else to be? [scoffs.]
No, of course not.
I just wanna be prompt.
"Prompt Po," that's that's what they call me.
No one calls you that.
- Maybe they should.
- Ugh.
It seems you're getting better at dealing with your hunger.
Uh, yeah.
I took it to a whole new, you know, brain level.
It's like I'm not even hungry anymore.
I'm proud of you, panda.
You've finally mastered your impulses instead of letting them master you.
Well done.
[nervous chuckle.]
[sighs.]
Madame Zhou! Sorry I'm early, but [groans.]
You okay? I am now that you're here.
I prepared something special for you.
Unfortunately, I can't stay.
We're staking out the storehouse to keep Ju-Long from stealing the rice.
And it's not just that.
I really shouldn't be coming here at all, which is what is that? I call it "cavalcade of dumplings.
" [squeals.]
[whispering.]
Or prompt Po.
I can't believe he'd let the villagers down like this.
He'll be here.
He's probably doing something important.
Forget about Po.
Just stay alert.
We can't let Ju-Long get the drop on us.
Oopsy daisy! Too late.
But hey, at least we got to spend some quality time together.
[laughs maniacally.]
[all groaning.]
- Guys, what happened? - Where were you last night? Me? Oh, I must have gotten my storehouses mixed up, and I [slurping.]
Okay, I went to madame Zhou's, but it's not what you think.
She's all alone out there, and I went to keep her company.
Out of the kindness of your heart? - Yes? - And not to stuff your face with food? Uh, did I eat? I'm not sure if food actually touched my Plum sauce on your elbow, bean paste on your chin, a dumpling between your toes.
Dude, seriously, you eat like a bear.
So you ate while the valley starves and your friends were attacked.
Did you at least have the decency - to bring back some food with you? - Yes! - Foot dumpling? - Dude.
Monkey! Guys! - Master! - Every time you go missing, the Lao Shu raid our rice stores.
- But Master Shifu, I - Because of your selfishness, last night, Ju-Long stole the last of the food.
Hunger is the new master of the Valley of Peace.
Mmm.
[chewing.]
You're still a prisoner of your impulses, Po.
Until you know and accept your weaknesses, selfishness will remain your master.
[swallows.]
Madame Zhou? It's Po.
Huh.
Madame Zhou, are you here? We have to take your dumplings and figs and everything to the village.
It's the right thing to [crunch.]
Rice? [knocks.]
I'm coming in! The door was open.
Huh, the trail just stops.
[mechanical crank.]
[machinery rumbling.]
[gasps.]
The rice! Ju-Long's been here.
Madame Zhou! - Madame oof! - Ooh! Oh, thank goodness you're okay.
You're in danger.
Ju-Long hid the stolen rice here.
Well, of course he did.
He did steal it for me, after all.
Stuffed fig? [drooling.]
How's that now? Now I can sell the rice for a tidy profit.
How about some pudding? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I just saw Ju-Long attacking you.
- Oh, that was his idea.
Something about diverting suspicion off of me.
- Let me see about that pudding.
- Enough with the pudding.
Just so I'm clear, you and I are friends.
- Uh-huh.
- And you've been feeding me so I'd come and spend my time with you.
That's right.
And you're willing to let innocent villagers starve just so you can make some money? Exactly.
We're not that different, Po.
I love money and you love food.
Here, have another dumpling.
- Madame Zhou, you are not nice.
- Oh, not even a little.
I'm surprised it took you so long to figure that out.
Better late than never.
Come on, I have to take you to jail.
Oh, Po, I'm afraid that's going to be a problem.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
- I am out.
- Oh, really? How's the view? [groans.]
After you get rid of him, we'll have almond cake.
Bye, Po.
Still thinking about food at a time like this? And they call me crazy.
Boys! [humming.]
[groaning.]
What a great fight.
And these seats, wow! - I can hardly wait for the big finale.
- Big finale? [groans.]
[laughs.]
[grunting.]
Stick and move.
[laughs.]
Ow! Ahh! [groaning.]
Wow.
Ow.
[grunting.]
[straining.]
[rice shifting.]
Impressive! You deserve a present.
How about a panda skin rug? Ha ha! Wah! [groans.]
A wise man once said, "aah, rats!" [laughs.]
[echoing clang.]
Thanks for your help Ju-Long, but your services are no longer needed.
Oh, and try not to die all over the rice.
Lowers the value.
Ta! [lock clicks.]
[grunts.]
[laughs.]
Why are you laughing? She just double-crossed you.
No, I double-crossed her.
She's not gonna make a dime on this rice because I rigged it all to explode.
[laughs maniacally.]
[laughs.]
No way.
She'll never see that coming.
Oh, man! When's it gonna blow up? Any time now.
[laughs.]
[both laugh.]
Both: Uh [both screaming.]
One two and now! [crackling.]
[explosion.]
You boys are resilient.
Hey, did you know I was once known as master of the iron whip? Hiya! [grunting.]
Ah, whoa.
Oh! Dumpling? Sorry, lady.
Food isn't my master anymore.
- I am.
- Oh, darn.
Wow, you have such blue eyes.
[all eating noisily.]
Hey, guys.
Look, I know I messed up.
I let you and the valley down all for some stuffed figs and dumplings, which, in my defense, were delicious.
Not that that matters.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Guess I'm gonna go.
Panda, why don't you join us? Really? Awesome! [sniffs, gags.]
- Foot dumplings? - Made them myself.
[laughter.]
Mmm.
[all groan in disgust.]
Hu! Ah! Ya! Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom and master the skills of bodacious and awesome Kung Fu Panda.
Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! He lives, he trains and he fights with the Furious Five protect the Valley somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' alive Oh! Ah! Uh! Kung Fu Panda Legends of awesomeness.
Sweet! [traditional music.]
[somber music.]
[stomach rumbles.]
[sighs.]
[stomachs rumbling.]
[loud rumbling.]
[groans.]
Five grains of rice? Five? That's worse than none.
As long as the village goes hungry, we will go hungry as well.
Yeah, but when I agreed to that, I thought it meant "hungry" not "hungry!" Sorry, Po, but until we catch the food bandits and end this famine, five grains is all the rice you [drooling.]
You're seeing me as a giant noodle again, aren't you? Sorry, Viper.
It's just that I-I need food! We all do.
I don't know what you're all complaining about.
I am stuffed.
Whoo! What? Rice in my teeth? [growls.]
Po! Come with me.
This famine is reaching a critical point.
I'm not sure how much longer the villagers can hold on.
Any luck on figuring out who's stealing the food, Master Shifu? Unfortunately not.
But we do have a short-term solution to the valley's [drooling, sniffing.]
troubles.
You're seeing me as a giant rice ball again, aren't you? Ahh A devilishly handsome giant rice ball.
A newcomer, madame Zhou, has donated a shipment of rice to the village.
- I'm sending you to protect that rice.
- By eating it? 'Cause then it'll be in our stomachs and no one will be able to I'm open to other suggestions.
Come on, Po.
If you keep stopping to lick rocks, we're never gonna get there.
It's the next best thing to eating.
Some of these rocks taste pretty good.
[satisfied groaning.]
Agh! And this is not one of those rocks.
Whoa! Madame Zhou must be richer than lychee nut pudding in a brown sugar demiglace.
We get it.
You're hungry.
[knocks.]
Ooh! Company's here.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
It's so nice to see new faces.
I do get so lonely out here on my own.
I'm madame Zhou.
Oof! Oh, and you're the mighty Dragon Warrior, - sole protector of the Valley of Peace.
- Well, I mean, I [chuckles.]
Not really the sole protector.
Would you like to come in and see some portraits of my grandchildren? Uh, sounds great, really, but we should probably get that rice back to the village.
Oh, don't go yet.
Have you eaten? I took the liberty of preparing a small lunch.
[laughs.]
[gasps.]
Until now, I didn't know my eyes were hungry too.
Po, honor demands that we not eat while the village starves.
Honor demands that I not starve while my stomach eats.
That doesn't make sense.
You're right.
I must be delirious.
Should probably eat something.
[groans.]
- Rats.
- I know, I was so close! No, Po, rats! [shudders.]
Ooh, Jade Palace warriors.
How very whimsical.
[squeaks.]
Why so sad? Is the chunky panda hungry? Hey, buddy, I've lost almost two pounds since this famine began.
These are my skinny pants.
You're the one who's been stealing the village's food.
And you're the ones who are going to try and stop me.
Well, here we all are.
Try and stop me.
[horrified gasp.]
No one hurts food on my watch! [groans.]
[gasps.]
[grunting.]
Dumpling? [drooling.]
Mmm.
Hiya! You should learn some self control.
You might live longer.
Leave the rice to us or my brothers and I will make things unpleasant for you.
Look around, rat boy, your brothers have already given up.
True.
Good thing I have sisters.
[laughs.]
[laughs maniacally.]
Uh, lovely family.
[humming.]
[laughs maniacally.]
[groans.]
[all grunting.]
Yah! [screams.]
Help! Someone help! [grunts.]
You win this one, panda.
But what will you eat after we steal the rest of the valley's food, your monkey friend with mustard sauce? [laughs.]
Mustard sauce! Relax, monkey.
You're my buddy.
[under breath.]
My delicious, tasty buddy.
You saved me from that awful rat.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! - You really are lonely, aren't you? - They took the rice.
Oh, this is just dreadful.
I'm so very sorry.
I'll send to another province for more at once.
Many thanks, madame Zhou.
Come on, we need to tell Master Shifu about those rats.
You should stop by for a snack anytime you like.
Really? - [sighs.]
I would, but - It'll be our little secret.
Po, let's go.
Coming! The rats you faced are called the Lao Shu.
[all gasp.]
How come everyone but me always knows what stuff means? The Lao Shu are a band of renegades that number in the hundreds, perhaps the thousands.
Their leader, Ju-Long, is as deadly as he is unbalanced.
[coins jingling.]
Money means nothing to him.
He inflicts suffering and chaos just for the fun of it.
[boom.]
[screaming.]
He's usually successful at causing both.
These villains are unlike any you have faced.
Get some rest.
Tomorrow, we train.
[stomach rumbling.]
[groans.]
Agh! This is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong! [stomach growls.]
This is wrongish, this is wrongish, this is wrongish.
[stomach growls.]
You made it.
You know, for an older lady, you're pretty spry.
I just get excited to see anybody, and that includes you.
Ha, I feel special.
You like? [drooling.]
I was so afraid you wouldn't come, what with the villagers starving and all.
[drooling.]
Ah, this was a mistake.
I shouldn't be Stuffed fig? [dreamy music.]
[humming.]
Yeah, I can stay for a bit.
[weak groaning.]
More rice was stolen last night.
Fight through the hunger.
The Lao Shu won't care you haven't eaten.
Neither should [grunting powerfully.]
you.
[laughs maniacally.]
[gulping.]
Mmm.
[gulping.]
[rice grains clink.]
This one is a dumpling stuffed inside another dumpling.
Ooh, a duh-dumpling.
Oh, yeah.
[sighs.]
I've located the last rice storehouse in the Valley of Peace.
[scatting cheerfully.]
No doubt Ju-Long will Panda! [scatting.]
Stake out that storehouse and catch the Lao Shu in the act.
Meet up at 7:00.
Uh, 7:00? Tonight? Really? Do you have somewhere else to be? [scoffs.]
No, of course not.
I just wanna be prompt.
"Prompt Po," that's that's what they call me.
No one calls you that.
- Maybe they should.
- Ugh.
It seems you're getting better at dealing with your hunger.
Uh, yeah.
I took it to a whole new, you know, brain level.
It's like I'm not even hungry anymore.
I'm proud of you, panda.
You've finally mastered your impulses instead of letting them master you.
Well done.
[nervous chuckle.]
[sighs.]
Madame Zhou! Sorry I'm early, but [groans.]
You okay? I am now that you're here.
I prepared something special for you.
Unfortunately, I can't stay.
We're staking out the storehouse to keep Ju-Long from stealing the rice.
And it's not just that.
I really shouldn't be coming here at all, which is what is that? I call it "cavalcade of dumplings.
" [squeals.]
[whispering.]
Or prompt Po.
I can't believe he'd let the villagers down like this.
He'll be here.
He's probably doing something important.
Forget about Po.
Just stay alert.
We can't let Ju-Long get the drop on us.
Oopsy daisy! Too late.
But hey, at least we got to spend some quality time together.
[laughs maniacally.]
[all groaning.]
- Guys, what happened? - Where were you last night? Me? Oh, I must have gotten my storehouses mixed up, and I [slurping.]
Okay, I went to madame Zhou's, but it's not what you think.
She's all alone out there, and I went to keep her company.
Out of the kindness of your heart? - Yes? - And not to stuff your face with food? Uh, did I eat? I'm not sure if food actually touched my Plum sauce on your elbow, bean paste on your chin, a dumpling between your toes.
Dude, seriously, you eat like a bear.
So you ate while the valley starves and your friends were attacked.
Did you at least have the decency - to bring back some food with you? - Yes! - Foot dumpling? - Dude.
Monkey! Guys! - Master! - Every time you go missing, the Lao Shu raid our rice stores.
- But Master Shifu, I - Because of your selfishness, last night, Ju-Long stole the last of the food.
Hunger is the new master of the Valley of Peace.
Mmm.
[chewing.]
You're still a prisoner of your impulses, Po.
Until you know and accept your weaknesses, selfishness will remain your master.
[swallows.]
Madame Zhou? It's Po.
Huh.
Madame Zhou, are you here? We have to take your dumplings and figs and everything to the village.
It's the right thing to [crunch.]
Rice? [knocks.]
I'm coming in! The door was open.
Huh, the trail just stops.
[mechanical crank.]
[machinery rumbling.]
[gasps.]
The rice! Ju-Long's been here.
Madame Zhou! - Madame oof! - Ooh! Oh, thank goodness you're okay.
You're in danger.
Ju-Long hid the stolen rice here.
Well, of course he did.
He did steal it for me, after all.
Stuffed fig? [drooling.]
How's that now? Now I can sell the rice for a tidy profit.
How about some pudding? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I just saw Ju-Long attacking you.
- Oh, that was his idea.
Something about diverting suspicion off of me.
- Let me see about that pudding.
- Enough with the pudding.
Just so I'm clear, you and I are friends.
- Uh-huh.
- And you've been feeding me so I'd come and spend my time with you.
That's right.
And you're willing to let innocent villagers starve just so you can make some money? Exactly.
We're not that different, Po.
I love money and you love food.
Here, have another dumpling.
- Madame Zhou, you are not nice.
- Oh, not even a little.
I'm surprised it took you so long to figure that out.
Better late than never.
Come on, I have to take you to jail.
Oh, Po, I'm afraid that's going to be a problem.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
- I am out.
- Oh, really? How's the view? [groans.]
After you get rid of him, we'll have almond cake.
Bye, Po.
Still thinking about food at a time like this? And they call me crazy.
Boys! [humming.]
[groaning.]
What a great fight.
And these seats, wow! - I can hardly wait for the big finale.
- Big finale? [groans.]
[laughs.]
[grunting.]
Stick and move.
[laughs.]
Ow! Ahh! [groaning.]
Wow.
Ow.
[grunting.]
[straining.]
[rice shifting.]
Impressive! You deserve a present.
How about a panda skin rug? Ha ha! Wah! [groans.]
A wise man once said, "aah, rats!" [laughs.]
[echoing clang.]
Thanks for your help Ju-Long, but your services are no longer needed.
Oh, and try not to die all over the rice.
Lowers the value.
Ta! [lock clicks.]
[grunts.]
[laughs.]
Why are you laughing? She just double-crossed you.
No, I double-crossed her.
She's not gonna make a dime on this rice because I rigged it all to explode.
[laughs maniacally.]
[laughs.]
No way.
She'll never see that coming.
Oh, man! When's it gonna blow up? Any time now.
[laughs.]
[both laugh.]
Both: Uh [both screaming.]
One two and now! [crackling.]
[explosion.]
You boys are resilient.
Hey, did you know I was once known as master of the iron whip? Hiya! [grunting.]
Ah, whoa.
Oh! Dumpling? Sorry, lady.
Food isn't my master anymore.
- I am.
- Oh, darn.
Wow, you have such blue eyes.
[all eating noisily.]
Hey, guys.
Look, I know I messed up.
I let you and the valley down all for some stuffed figs and dumplings, which, in my defense, were delicious.
Not that that matters.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Guess I'm gonna go.
Panda, why don't you join us? Really? Awesome! [sniffs, gags.]
- Foot dumplings? - Made them myself.
[laughter.]
Mmm.
[all groan in disgust.]