Lab Rats (2012) s02e22 Episode Script

My Little Brother

1 Hey! Hey, what are you doing? You know you're not supposed to be alone around anything with buttons! I'm pranking chase for April fools! It's November.
Exactly.
April's when people expect to be pranked.
But if I do it today, whammo! It's like a baby with a mustache.
You don't see it coming.
So what's the prank? I rigged chase's capsule so when he steps in, he'll be showered by 50 gallons of expired milk! Oh, 49 gallons.
I needed something for my cereal.
Ugh.
Where did you get 50 gallons of expired milk? Oh, it doesn't come that way.
You have to buy 50 gallons of milk and wait.
Ooh, here he comes.
Act cool.
I don't need to act.
It's in my blood, baby.
Let me guess Pranking chase again? No.
Yeah.
Adam, you are so immature.
Eh.
I been called worse.
All right, well, I'm going to bed.
Wake me up when I'm old enough to move out.
Oh, chase's capsule is the one in the middle! The world's first bionic super-humans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement? lab rats lab rats Lab rats lab rats Lab rats ( Squeegee squeaking ) Rig the wrong capsule again, Adam? Maybe.
What happened in here? And why does my lab smell like a locker room at a gym that only cows go to? Honey, who did this to you? Who do you think? Wow.
Ruining pranks and blaming others.
Not makin' any friends today, are you, Bree? Grandma Rose is visiting tomorrow and I want this behavior to stop.
You three go get the cleaning supplies.
Now! I'm so sick of getting caught in their crossfire.
Last week, chase was pranking Adam, and I ended up in a pet store window! ( Laughing ) That's funny! Look, I will talk to them, I will lay down the law.
Thank you.
Look, don't tell Tasha I told you this, but the only way you're gonna get them to stop is to fight fire with fire.
You have to prank them, and you have to prank them hard.
Do you really think that'll work? Definitely.
Although I would act fast, because I know for a fact Adam has a barrel full of expired meat he's just dyin' to use.
( Television music ) So Janelle, you know what today is? No, but please stop the best part of the movie and tell me.
It's our anniversary! Yeah! Ooh.
It's been 150 days since you first spoke to me.
I believe the words were: "This isn't the men's room.
" Next thing I said was, "no, seriously.
Get out.
" ( Knocking on door ) Hello! Grandma! Hey, there's my little boy! Oh, let me grab that face! Let me just grab it! Ooh, you so handsome! Easy on the face.
That's my money.
Grandma Mm-hmm.
This is Janelle.
She's kind of the special lady in my life.
Slow down, cowboy.
It's only been 150 days.
So, your special lady, huh? Well, I guess since she's so special I should probably get to know this Janelle.
I look forward to getting to know you, too, missus Uh, sorry, what should I call you? Let's start with ma'am and just leave it there.
So chantelle It's Janelle.
Whatever.
You know Janelle and I were actually in the middle of watching a movie.
Yeah? Well, I'm here now.
Are you wearing lipstick? It's lip gloss.
See that? Right there, you're looking for trouble.
Mm-hmm? Well, at least she didn't spit on it first.
( Elevator bell dings ) Oh, uh, hey, guys.
What are you up to? Six feet, two inches.
Oh, you don't have to answer.
I know growing's been a lifelong struggle for you.
Wait a second.
Whoopee cushion, bucket of ice water, greased floor.
Nope.
Nothing suspicious here.
Seriously, do you think I was born tomorrow? Ugh! I hate you guys.
But I am so gonna get you back.
Please, by all means, keep trying.
Your failure is adorable.
( Cellphone rings ) Uh-oh! Urgent mission alert! There's a lethal virus outbreak in Denver! Bree, you have to super-speed there ahead of us or we'll be too late! On it! Adam: Ohh! Ha! I set up a fake mission alert! I knew you'd fall for it! Good one.
Now stop messing around.
We gotta get to Denver.
Face it, Bree.
You'll never outwit the masters.
So you tried to prank the boys, and it blew up in your face.
Is it that obvious? No, I was watching from upstairs.
Man, you really ate it! Well, it's just not in my nature to be stupid and immature.
Well, good thing it's in mine.
I'm gonna help you out because when it comes to pranks, I am the undisputed champ.
Help me out.
Is that your nice way of saying you're gonna do the whole thing by yourself while I sit there and watch? No, I wasn't trying to be nice.
You're really terrible at this.
So? What did you think of my grandma? What do you think of your grandma? Okay, look, I know she can be a bit Overprotective, but don't worry.
I think we're through the worst of it.
Grandma Rose: Leo! Leo dooley! Excuse me.
I'm lookin' for Leo dooley.
Middle name Francis.
Anybody here know Leo Francis dooley? Late bloomer? Short for his age? Doesn't know how to write a thank-you card when he gets a $5 bill on his birthday? Easily embarrassed? Horrified by relatives? Needs a better hiding place? Oh, Leo, there's my precious angel boy.
Get up from there.
You don't know where that floor has been, boy! Oh.
I see you dress inappropriately at school, too.
Grandma, what are you doing here? Well, little miss lip gloss left her phone at our house.
And what's with all your texting? I tell you, Leo, that is no way for a lady to communicate.
Now, in my day we wrote a letter and waited.
If we didn't hear back, we knew either they didn't like us, or they were dead.
You went through my phone? Don't take that tone with me.
It's an honest mistake.
Your phone looks exactly like mine.
I never saw so many smiley faces in my life.
What's she so happy about? Thank you so much, grandma, for stopping by.
You can go now.
No, no! They're holding a table for us at madame ladyfingers' house of tea! And I'm not going without my favorite tea partner! Leo, I think you kinda have to make a choice here.
I'm sorry, I have to.
She's my Nana.
Let's go, Leo.
( Chuckling ) I'll call you later, Janelle.
Not on her phone, you won't.
I took the battery out.
( Cackling ) Great! This is gonna be great! I hid a high-powered airbag inside the couch cushion.
As soon as Adam and chase sit down for their after-school video games, boom! They're gonna be airborne! Wait, isn't this dangerous? Please say yes.
( Both giggle ) This is going to be the greatest prank ever! Whoa, prank! What prank? No, not prank.
I didn't say prank.
I was talking about my friend frank, actually.
You've never met him.
Big guy.
German.
Enormous toes.
Oh, please, give us a break.
We know you're trying to help Bree get back at us, and it's not gonna work.
Wait, if his toes are that big, I really need to meet him.
( Stage whisper ) Abort prank! Abort prank! Just 'cause you say it out of the side of your mouth does not mean we cannot hear you.
Leo, honey, what's wrong? You barely touched your tea, and this is the first time you refused to wear the matching hat.
I'm sorry, grandma.
I just feel bad about blowing off Janelle.
Are you saying that you would rather spend time with her than me? No, you said it.
But yes.
( Theatrical gasping ) Oh, this could be the big one.
I need to sit down.
Wait, no! Aaaahhhh! Whoa! Rose, are you okay? Do I look like I'm okay? Grandma! Oh, hey, sugar, I'm okay.
Rose.
Get away from me! Can't you see I'm in pain! We're lucky it was just a sprained ankle.
You two are in big trouble! An airbag in my sofa? It wasn't us! Don't do it, don't do it! It was Mr.
Davenport! Gaaaahhh! Donald is that true? Look, what happened was There comes a moment ( Stammering ) It was all Bree! Excuse me?! What happened? You said you were going to lay down the law.
You lied to me.
Oh, he lies to you about a lot.
I was just trying to teach them a lesson.
What lesson? Um the principles of flight.
Well, since grandma won't be able to get around for two weeks, you're gonna be waiting on her, hand and foot.
What? Yep.
That hand, this foot.
Now prop me up with that pillow.
Today! Come on! Gimme that blanket! Where's my soup?! Yeah, where's her soup? I'm sorry, I just got carried away.
I'm having way too much fun with this.
( Ringing bell ) Yes, Rose.
Turn the TV on.
There is a remote right beside you.
Tasha! No, no, no! Don't call Tasha.
I got it, I got it.
There you go.
Well, how am I supposed to hear that? ( Increases volume ) Well, now it's too loud.
( Lowers volume ) So, how's grandma's little helper? ( Grunts ) I cannot take this.
I have to get her out of this house, to get her mobile.
Have you considered a catapult? Don't be ridiculous.
There is no way the arc would get her out the front door.
Wait.
I have a better idea.
I just need time to build it.
Rose: Nap time! Perfect! Well, don't just stand there.
Get over here and watch me sleep.
Janelle! Look, I know you're mad about me ditching you, but I have great news.
My Nana's badly hurt! How is that great news? What I mean is, she can't bother us anymore! No more tea dates! From here on out, I am all yours.
( Students clamoring ) Young man: Run! Coming through! Look what Donald jimmied up for me so I wouldn't be stuck on the couch all day.
Isn't it wonderful? It's something.
I get to spend all day with you while my ankle heals.
It even has a programmable gbf.
Oh, I think you mean GPS.
Are you correcting me? No.
No, ma'am.
You are right and I am always wrong.
My point is, I can go anywhere.
Watch this.
Sorry.
Ohh! Oh, my bad.
Oh, you poor thing.
Did I run over you? Oh, you know, I just can't figure how to work this thing out.
I'm just a confused old lady! Janelle: Okay.
Okay.
Okay, baby, I'll come back and pick you up! ( Video game sounds ) Oh, hey, Bree, could you grab me a water? I'm trying to beat chase's high score, and if I stop, his cyborg will melt me, and if that happens, a nuclonium bomb will go off, and if that happens I will get your water! Just stop talking! Hey guys.
What do you want for dinner? No! Don't open the Aaahhh! Fridge.
Would it help at all if we said that was supposed to be Bree's face? But it looks just as good on you.
I don't care who the prank was for.
Go get something to clean this mess up.
Now! Those boys never learn their lesson, and someone else always ends up paying for it.
Welcome to my world.
No.
I think it is time to welcome them to my world.
Right.
What does that mean? It means Nobody makes me a human hotdog.
Right.
What does that mean? Hey, look who's trying to cook again! All right, so, I ditched my grandma at the football game.
We have about five minutes of alone time before she finds me.
Leo, you have to do something about this.
I tried losing her in the marching band, but she just rolled over the tuba player and kept going.
So what are we gonna do? Don't worry, I have a plan.
You distract her while I program her GPS to take her home.
Rose: Whoo-hoo! I don't know what just happened, but somebody gave me a game ball! Uh, grandma Rose, I wanted to show you something.
What do you think of my new eyeliner.
It's got glitter in it, see? ( Rose gasps ) Glitter?! Girl, that's the devil's paint.
Why would you want to run around here looking like a circus clown.
Respect your face! ( Beeping and trilling ) Wait a minute.
What What's going on here? Wait a minute! It's moving all by itself! ( Comical crash; Tuba blows ) Two tuba players in one day.
What are the odds? Oh, so I tracked down Davenport's friend frank.
His toes aren't that big, but his forehead's huge.
Oh, hello, boys.
Bree and I decided to make you some homemade cookies.
They're fresh out of the oven.
Mnh.
Fresh, stale, hot, cold, just put it in my mouth.
Since when has Bree ever made us cookies? ( Gasps ) You're right.
Thanks a lot, Bree.
So kind of you.
( Trilling sound ) Just as I suspected Not only where those cookies made with salt instead of sugar, but those chocolate chips aren't chocolate.
So caramel? No.
You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Bree.
( Groans ) Busted again.
I give up.
What an amateur! To think that we would fall for that! Hey, what's the deal? Yeah, I'm stuck.
Really, Bree? This is your prank? Glue on the hands? Oh, no, I guess we'll have to play more video games.
It's gonna be kinda hard to do that from up there.
Up where? ( Deep hum ) Whoa! Up there.
Your controllers are made of metallic components, so all we had to do was find a powerful magnet.
Good thing I married a guy with five floors of expensive techno-junk! Okay.
All right.
You finally got us.
Good job, Bree.
Oh, no, that was not Bree's prank.
It was mine.
Well, that makes sense, since it actually worked.
Look, whoever's prank it was, can you just put us down? Okay, I'll let you down.
( Both groaning ) Right down into a pool of your expired milk.
Aaahhh! ( Both groaning ) Ohh, it's disgusting! Aah.
And much chunkier than I remember.
Yeah.
That's 'cause I found your barrel of expired meat.
Ohh! I was saving that! Hey, Leo, where's your grandmother? She wants me to attach a sidecar to your scooter.
And, yes, it's for you.
Wait, she isn't back yet? I programmed the GPS on her scooter to bring her back hours ago.
You what?! Who am I kidding? I'd have ditched her too.
Okay, let me track her.
You did set "home" to our address in mission creek, right? Yeah.
Well, you only made one mistake.
She's on her way to mission creek, Illinois! Both: Ohh, boy.
( Trunk horn blares ) Hey, get off me! I'm going as fast as I can! Go around! I've had my blinker on for 165 miles! ( Truck horn blares ) You know what? You gon' run out of gas pretty soon, and when you do, grandma's gon' be right there! ( Deep hum ) Whoa! Not bad.
Whoa-ho! Better! Grandma, I'm really sorry about this.
"Sorry" doesn't begin to excuse what you did.
Do you know how many flies I got in my dentures? Well, maybe if you kept your mouth closed once in a while I'm really sorry, too.
Hm.
Mnh.
( Rose gasps ) Aaahhh! Whoa-ho! We have a winner! Get.
Me.
Down! Lab rats lab rats Lab rats lab rats Voice: Yes!
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