LEGO MARVEL Super Heroes: Guardians of Galaxy (2017) s01e01 Episode Script
The Thanos Threat (Part 1) - The Build Stone
[Music.]
[Gamora.]
I thought you said you could outrun them.
- Have they caught us yet? - Not yet.
[Yondu.]
Listen up good, Quill, I want want you stole from us.
Yeah, give us back hey, wait, is he talking about that thing that we stole from someone else? Yeah, the Build Stone.
Whoever has it can build amazing and powerful stuff, anything they can imagine! We's gonna sell it, Taserface, and make all kinds of units.
You hear me, Quill? [Quill.]
Oh, if these guys hit my ship one more time [Gamora.]
Hold on to that Build Stone, Rocket.
[Rocket.]
I got it, I got it! All right, let's see what this baby can do.
Oh yeah, maybe this'll slow 'em down.
[Stan Lee.]
Why does this keep happening to me? [Yondu.]
I'm gonna blast you out of the sky, boyo, and then stop by Earth for my favorite barbecue sauce so my crew can eat ya.
It's all about eating with Yondu.
Hang on! - [Groans.]
Do something, Quill.
- I'm working on it! Trying to keep my ship in one piece right now.
[Rocket.]
We can't let him get this thing, right, Groot? - You're just a potted plant.
- We gotta get it to the Avengers.
They'll know what to do with it, but right now I know the perfect thing to shake Yondu off our tail.
[Music.]
[Yondu.]
Oh, no, no, no, stop it, Quill.
You know I get space-sick.
[laughing.]
Whoa! Who's got no thumbs and is the best pilot you ever saw? - That's right, this guy.
- [Gamora.]
Quill, look out! - Thieves! - Ronan.
Why are you so accusey, Ronan? It's my name, Ronan the Accuser.
Also I'm pretty good at destruction and mayhem.
That's my real passion.
[Nebula.]
Ah, dumb, cheap portal remote! You couldn't have sprung for a new model? I accuse you of being bad with technology, Nebula.
[Nebula.]
And I accuse you of being a micromanager.
Give me the Build Stone that Yondu stole from me that you stole from Yondu.
We can't give that blue-faced clown this thing! I could build all sorts of cool weapons with it.
[Gamora.]
You always wanna build cool weapons.
Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when I made you that can opener/laser cannon/toenail clipper.
[Gamora.]
I did complain, it almost took my toes off! - I am Groot! - I said I didn't hear you! - We got company.
[beeping.]
- Oh, I see.
Now you're negotiating with Quill to buy the Build Stone that I rightfully stole! I need that thing to give to someone who has terrible plans for Earth.
Your failure negates our personal services contract.
[Yondu.]
Don't argue contract law with a Ravager.
- I'll, I'll I'll eat ya! - Okay, just back it up.
- Take this outside? - Anytime, anywhere.
[reverse beeping.]
- Huh? - Huh? [Quill.]
Uh-oh.
[Chuckling.]
[Rocket.]
I should not be allowed to have this! Hey, you can't wow, you grew up fast, didn't you? No, no, no, no, don't play with that! Whoa! [grunting.]
- Oh, man.
- I am Groot.
Hey, no, don't push that, it's not a toy! [Gamora.]
You got us in this mess, Quill.
- Now get us out! - Hey, I've got a plan.
Let's not let Ronan or Yondu anywhere near Earth or this Build Stone.
How are we gonna do that, "Star-Lord?" I said that while making air quotes, by the way.
Leave that to me.
And how will you Are you crazy?! That portal looks completely unstable.
[Ronan.]
Open another portal! Make it work, make it work! [Nebula.]
Can't you see me mashing buttons here? - You wanna try? Be my guest.
- [Grunts.]
Oh!
[Gamora.]
I thought you said you could outrun them.
- Have they caught us yet? - Not yet.
[Yondu.]
Listen up good, Quill, I want want you stole from us.
Yeah, give us back hey, wait, is he talking about that thing that we stole from someone else? Yeah, the Build Stone.
Whoever has it can build amazing and powerful stuff, anything they can imagine! We's gonna sell it, Taserface, and make all kinds of units.
You hear me, Quill? [Quill.]
Oh, if these guys hit my ship one more time [Gamora.]
Hold on to that Build Stone, Rocket.
[Rocket.]
I got it, I got it! All right, let's see what this baby can do.
Oh yeah, maybe this'll slow 'em down.
[Stan Lee.]
Why does this keep happening to me? [Yondu.]
I'm gonna blast you out of the sky, boyo, and then stop by Earth for my favorite barbecue sauce so my crew can eat ya.
It's all about eating with Yondu.
Hang on! - [Groans.]
Do something, Quill.
- I'm working on it! Trying to keep my ship in one piece right now.
[Rocket.]
We can't let him get this thing, right, Groot? - You're just a potted plant.
- We gotta get it to the Avengers.
They'll know what to do with it, but right now I know the perfect thing to shake Yondu off our tail.
[Music.]
[Yondu.]
Oh, no, no, no, stop it, Quill.
You know I get space-sick.
[laughing.]
Whoa! Who's got no thumbs and is the best pilot you ever saw? - That's right, this guy.
- [Gamora.]
Quill, look out! - Thieves! - Ronan.
Why are you so accusey, Ronan? It's my name, Ronan the Accuser.
Also I'm pretty good at destruction and mayhem.
That's my real passion.
[Nebula.]
Ah, dumb, cheap portal remote! You couldn't have sprung for a new model? I accuse you of being bad with technology, Nebula.
[Nebula.]
And I accuse you of being a micromanager.
Give me the Build Stone that Yondu stole from me that you stole from Yondu.
We can't give that blue-faced clown this thing! I could build all sorts of cool weapons with it.
[Gamora.]
You always wanna build cool weapons.
Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when I made you that can opener/laser cannon/toenail clipper.
[Gamora.]
I did complain, it almost took my toes off! - I am Groot! - I said I didn't hear you! - We got company.
[beeping.]
- Oh, I see.
Now you're negotiating with Quill to buy the Build Stone that I rightfully stole! I need that thing to give to someone who has terrible plans for Earth.
Your failure negates our personal services contract.
[Yondu.]
Don't argue contract law with a Ravager.
- I'll, I'll I'll eat ya! - Okay, just back it up.
- Take this outside? - Anytime, anywhere.
[reverse beeping.]
- Huh? - Huh? [Quill.]
Uh-oh.
[Chuckling.]
[Rocket.]
I should not be allowed to have this! Hey, you can't wow, you grew up fast, didn't you? No, no, no, no, don't play with that! Whoa! [grunting.]
- Oh, man.
- I am Groot.
Hey, no, don't push that, it's not a toy! [Gamora.]
You got us in this mess, Quill.
- Now get us out! - Hey, I've got a plan.
Let's not let Ronan or Yondu anywhere near Earth or this Build Stone.
How are we gonna do that, "Star-Lord?" I said that while making air quotes, by the way.
Leave that to me.
And how will you Are you crazy?! That portal looks completely unstable.
[Ronan.]
Open another portal! Make it work, make it work! [Nebula.]
Can't you see me mashing buttons here? - You wanna try? Be my guest.
- [Grunts.]
Oh!