Lost Ollie (2022) s01e02 Episode Script

1
["Man of La Mancha" playing]
Hear me now, oh thou bleak
And unbearable world ♪
Thou art base and debauched as can be ♪
And a knight with his banner
All bravely unfurled ♪
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee! ♪
I am I, Don Quixote
The Lord of La Mancha ♪
Destroyer of Evil am I ♪
I will march to the sound
Of the trumpets of glory ♪
Forever to conquer or die ♪
I am I, Don Quixote ♪
[ship horn blowing]
[Zozo] Oll!
Get it in gear!
Let's go! Let's go!
If we don't make this trip, it'll be days
before we get another chance.
A chance for what?
Chasing down this bunny's imagination?
It ain't my imagination.
I am warning you. [grunts]
[Rosy]
Imagine you actually made it on this boat.
- Hey!
- Bye-bye, bunny.
[man] Here we go.
Whoa!
- [bell rings]
- [ship horn blows]
Where's Ollie?
Uh, I don't know.
Hey.
She just ditched me.
I didn't do anything to you, rabbit.
I don't know who you are
or why you're here.
Hell, I don't know why I'm here.
Zozo, let's drop this Jasper off
somewhere and move on.
Now, Rosy
Just you and me together again,
like the old days.
We're looking for Billy.
- I have a map.
- Oh.
Is that what that is?
This sucks.
The White Tower?
- Rosy
- It's real!
Real stupid.
Oh. And what's this messed-up rectangle
with circles?
- Rosy!
- That is Mark Twain.
Right.
And pardon, is this troll to scale?
- Are you a licensed cartographer?
- Rosy.
Man, this is a load of crap.
It's all real.
Then prove it.
[Zozo] Rosy!
I think you of all people should know
what it feels like to get left behind.
[bell rings]
Maybe she's right.
Maybe this is stupid.
Hey, don't worry about old Rosy.
I believe in you.
And I believe in these memories of yours.
Now, let's get up
on the roof of this vessel
and find the next spot on your map.
[groans]
Arr.
Matey, don't give up so quickly,
for you're sailing with Captain Candyhook!
Now we playing baby games?
Ruler of the Seven Seas!
Tamer of serpents!
Lover of peppermint!
[chuckles]
There be treasure on the upper deck.
And whoever gets there first
is the new captain of this ship.
Let me see your prowess, bucko,
and show that swabbie what's what.
And just who's the swabbie
in this scenario?
Wait. Oh, hell, no.
- [Zozo] Yar!
- Absolutely not cool.
[Zozo] Now go!
Get!
[laughs] Woo-hoo!
Swords ain't for bunnies.
[dramatic music playing]
What's wrong, Rosy?
Can't handle a true buccaneer
wielding your sword?
The only buccaneers I see
are flapping off your bucking head.
Now, get out of my way, fool!
[ship horn blowing]
Whoa! [grunts]
[gasps]
[Rosy] Ha, ha!
I win!
I'm the new captain.
I almost lost my star 'cause of you.
Pirates don't play fair.
Everybody knows that.
Rosy, stop it.
I've had enough.
Zozo, why are you taking his side?
Why is he so special?
Why is she so mad all the time?
Let old Rosy pout if she wants to,
but we're gonna find
the next spot on your map.
We found the Dark River,
and if you focus,
we'll find the next clue and the next,
and before you know it,
you'll be back home with Billy, I promise.
Now, look at this map.
Squeeze that star
and see what you can see.
[exhales]
[Billy] The Rabid Rabbit launches
into the mud pit,
through the hoops of fire.
Can he set this record?
Oh! And the crowd goes wild!
Ah! For the most amazing jump
of the night. What's that? This just in.
The prize for the winner is
Daddy, can I have some drums?
And
doing the dishes!
- Momma, boo!
- Come on!
That prize is so awful
that the announcer herself
has to go in the mud pit.
- What an upset!
- Oh!
You thought throwing a biscuit
at me was punishment?
I think eating your biscuit's
punishment enough.
[all laughing and shouting]
[Momma] Yes! You're in trouble now!
[Daddy] Who's gonna clean it! Billy, help!
- Hey.
- [phone ringing]
Who calls during supper? What's this?
[Momma] Who knows?
There you go. Billy the receptionist.
Thank you, Billy.
[Daddy] Well, now, look at this.
- I thought you loved my biscuits.
- Yeah, your biscuits are okay.
[Billy] Wiles' residence.
It's for Momma.
No one ever calls for old Billy.
I'll call you, baby.
Hello.
This is she.
Hello?
- Yes, this is Billy.
- Yes.
Uh, give me a second.
Can you bring Billy outside
so I can take this call?
But, Momma, it's chilly out there
and I'm still eating.
Then zip up your sweater
and grab a biscuit. Go outside. Get.
Hey, let's go listen to some Caywood
and play some horse. What do you say?
That sound fun? Let's go play.
Ollie drives down the middle,
spins, fakes and
Y'all, please!
What do you say just us real folks play?
Leave Ollie behind?
Sorry, can you repeat that?
[door opens]
Um, let me get a pen.
[grunting]
[Momma] Uh-huh.
In the zone!
Over there. I'm gonna feed you my pass,
you take it and pop.
Okay, okay. Over here.
I'll pass it on the run.
[Momma] More tests? Why?
[Daddy] Now we're talking!
Over here! Let's go!
Okay.
Um
Uh
How much is that gonna cost?
No, no insurance.
Can this wait until?
This week?
I don't have a sitter and
Okay.
This week.
Okay.
Bye.
[phone beeps]
[panting]
[Zozo] Whoa! What's that face?
Did you see the next stop?
Something's wrong with Momma.
She's worried.
She's gotta go somewhere and take a test.
I'm Ollie.
I need hugs and constant attention.
I'm jealous of what a great pirate Rosy is
'cause my ears are stupid.
[gasps]
Well, I'll be damned.
Come on, that's it?
What's she worried about?
I don't know.
My memories, they're like
water that I can't control,
coming and going as they please.
- [Zozo shouts]
- No! No!
That was close.
You gotta protect this
with your life, Ollie.
[Ollie whooping]
The White Tower!
It is real!
I told you we'd find it.
[laughs]
Like you can miss it.
Wait.
You saw it and didn't tell me.
Rosy.
You didn't.
It's a lot of white towers
and it's not like I signed up
to be on this map-following squad.
I'm trying to find my best friend.
Not like you'd know what that's like.
Rosy, he's just upset.
He didn't mean it.
I'll get him to apologize.
Ollie. You need to ap
What?
[Rosy] Whoa.
Ollie!
Y'all coming?
You can't say he's boring.
- Here goes nothing.
- What?
- No, no, no! Zozo!
- Yahoo!
[groans]
This bunny's gonna get us killed.
[Ollie] Onward to the White Tower!
Wow. What is this place?
A witch's cave?
A sea serpent graveyard?
A place where forgotten things go.
Let's stay focused.
Stay close.
We'll get you to that tower, okay?
[Rosy] That tower's a long way off.
Got to be five miles at least.
It'll take us days to get there.
Hey, Ms. Sunshine,
you mind being positive
for just one second?
I would be positive
if I didn't have to deal with
a stanky clown and a patchwork bunny.
You got a problem
with a patchwork rabbit, Ms. Cactus Arm?
Hey, now!
Ain't no need for name-calling.
Take it back!
I said cut it out, both of you.
Don't mind me.
All I'm saying is
unless Fluffy the Magic Rabbit
- has a Corvette in his little backpack
- [motorcycle approaching]
[horn honks]
You were saying?
[dramatic music playing]
Woo-hoo!
[laughs]
[whooping] Yes!
[Zozo] What do you see, buddy?
[Rosy] Would you please
get your feet off my face?
Woo-hoo!
[all singing along]
Now the race is on ♪
And here comes pride
Up the backstretch ♪
Heartaches are going to the inside ♪
My tears are holding back ♪
They're trying not to fall ♪
My heart's out of the running ♪
True love ♪
Momma, sing!
And the winner loses all ♪
[dramatic music playing]
We're here, come on! Now!
[gasps]
[PA beeps]
[indistinct announcement over PA]
Where in the heck are we going?
Just follow the bunny.
We've been following him.
It ain't got us nothing
but tired and almost dead.
[elevator bell dings]
Oh, look, more people
with blue pants and rubber shoes.
[Ollie] This way!
Ollie, let's go. They're attacking.
We've gotta go quick!
- [laughing]
- We gonna get to the point or what?
Hey! We're looking for Billy!
We're looking for a bathroom.
Also important.
Bye!
[Ollie] Whoa.
Sleeping Beauty.
Me and Billy was here.
Sleeping Beauty?
You don't know Sleeping Beauty?
All right. Come on, Ollie.
What's next?
All right.
[man on PA]
Dr. Rosenwinkle, extension 142.
[gasps]
[tense music playing]
[MRI tech] Put these on, honey.
That machine's gonna get real loud.
I need you to remove
all the metal from your body.
- [Momma] Oh, okay.
- The thing's just a big magnet.
Uh, ma'am.
Only family members are allowed in here.
He's my son.
Oh.
Sorry, ma'am.
Okay.
He's precious.
Don't you worry.
This thing's just a big old spaceship.
Get your momma in and out of here
in a heartbeat.
Maybe two.
Promise.
Thank you.
Okay. [clears throat]
Can you take care of these for me? Okay?
Yeah?
What do we do when we're scared?
- Mark Twain?
- That's right.
That's right.
We think of the stars
and we sing our song
and we take a ride on Mark Twain.
All the way to a place
where there's no fear nor pain.
Hey.
Just love.
Dreamland.
When I want you in my arms ♪
[both] When I want you ♪
And all your charms ♪
Whenever I want you ♪
All I have to do is dream ♪
Dream, dream, dream, dream ♪
Dream, dream, dream ♪
In the night ♪
And I need you ♪
To hold me tight ♪
Whenever I want to ♪
All I have to do ♪
Is dream ♪
Dream, dream, dream ♪
Where'd you hear that song?
Momma used to sing it
whenever Billy was scared.
And he is scared.
And something's wrong with Momma.
We gotta get back.
Come on, now, don't panic.
Think about it.
Was there anything else?
Okay. Uh
Um
Ride the Mark Twain?
Wait a minute.
Ride the Mark Twain?
Rosy, can you get us to the roof?
This boy needs some air.
[upbeat music playing]
Come on.
Now, look.
I gotta get back. Momma's sick.
I hear you, partner.
And I'm trying to get you back.
Just take a peek.
[Ollie] No.
I don't see anything.
No, look.
Right there.
Over yonder.
Is that a Mark Twain?
[train horn blowing]
Yes.
Oh!
That's it!
Hot diggety!
That's it!
Woo-hoo! Yes, that's it!
I remember now.
Billy called it "choo-choo twain"
when he was little.
Daddy called this one Mark!
[Zozo] See, Rosy?
I was right to believe in Ollie.
I was right to believe in his quest.
We're gonna find your Billy.
And we're gonna find your Nina too.
We're going home.
We are going home, Ollie!
[Ollie laughs]
[Ollie] Woo-hoo!
- [bell ringing]
- [train horn blowing]
[Zozo] Let's go.
No time to waste.
Giddy up!
That looks like a Mark Twain to me!
What do you think, Ollie?
Are you sure?
My gut tells me it's that one,
and my gut rarely lies!
[dramatic music playing]
Rosy, come on!
[Zozo] Rosy!
Grab my ear!
Heave!
[chuckling]
Now, that's what I call using your head.
Maybe them ears ain't so stupid.
You think it's a long ways
before we get to Billy?
I figure we'll take this
to the end of the line, see what we see.
Whoa, now. Elvis has left the building.
Well, this is a pickle.
We ain't got no needle and thread.
That should work.
Thank you.
Ow!
Hey, check this out.
Zozo fixed my leg.
He knows what he's doing.
I was a mess when he found me.
You did that?
- Mm-hm.
- Ow!
You keep poking me.
And you keep squirming around
like a worm on a hook.
Settle down.
Ow.
Focus on me, bunny.
[Ollie whimpers]
Why don't you tell me about your Billy?
Why is he so special?
Well
he's real good at art and running around,
and and treasure hunts,
and fort building,
and karate battles with a witch,
and getting hit by lightning.
[buzzing]
[laughs]
He's the best buddy in the world.
How long did you look for Zozo?
[Zozo] Good as new.
Ah.
[Rosy] He was gone for a long while.
I did what I had to do to get back to him.
[Ollie] Like me and Billy.
Y'all belong together.
Hey, how about a song?
Just like the kind we used to sing?
[Zozo] I don't know, Rosy.
I don't much feel like a song right now.
[clucking]
[Ollie] Chicken.
[both clucking]
[clucking stops]
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair ♪
With ivory skin and eyes
Of emerald green ♪
Y'all know this one?
Your smile is like a breath of spring ♪
Your voice is soft like summer rain ♪
And I cannot compete with you, Jolene ♪
[both] Jolene, Jolene ♪
Jolene, Jolene ♪
I'm begging of you
Please don't take my man ♪
Come on, Ollie.
[all] Jolene, Jolene ♪
Jolene, Jolene ♪
Please don't take him
Just because you can ♪
[Zozo & Rosy laughing]
[country music playing over speakers]
Look. Lookie here, Orville.
I found you a dance partner.
Shut up, Jim Tom.
[Billy] Excuse me, sir?
But can I put up one of my signs
in your window?
I'm looking for a friend, is all.
It's real important.
Kid, come on now. You can't be in here.
Go on now.
Well, sir, I don't mean
to make no trouble,
but I just can't leave here
till my sign is up in your window.
[sighs]
Please?
I said no.
Herb, help me out here.
It's his place. He'll tell you.
Hey. You're Jimmy Wiles' kid, right?
I tell you what, Jimmy Wiles' kid
if you can knock that eight ball
into that corner pocket
you can put your poster up.
What do you say?
I'll try.
[Herb] He's gonna try.
I got 5 on he makes it.
[Orville] Like you got 5, Jim Tom.
- Hey, I got 5.
- All right.
Keep it down, keep it down.
He's thinking.
[ball drops]
[laughing]
Shark in the pool.
Damn, where'd you learn to play?
Jimmy Wiles.
We on a real adventure now, bunny.
We invaded the White Tower,
found Mark Twain.
Who knows? Maybe we'll see them trolls.
The woods.
Something in those woods.
We gotta get off.
We're going a little too fast for that.
Just a ways more.
End of the line, remember?
We gotta get off now.
- [Zozo shouts]
- Again?!
[grunting]
[all grunting]
What in the heck was that?
You nearly killed us all.
I told you, we was gonna take
the train to the end of the line.
I'm trying to help you, keep you safe.
But you just
I can't figure you out, bunny.
Oh, fine.
Go ahead. Run away.
Maybe Rosy was right. We should cut bait.
Oh, you too, huh?
I guess you think I'm a-coming.
[groans]
Okay, blew my stack.
This one's on me.
If we head back that-a-way
right around the bend,
we can get right back on track.
I think we are on track, Zozo.
I saw them.
In there.
But what is it?
[grunts] Dang it.
No!
No!
No!
What are we looking for, Ollie?
What did you see?
Is it them?
The troll?
Well, I'll be a
I tried to tell you.
What are we gonna do about it, smart guy?
[Ollie] I don't know.
Billy and me never got this close.
Okay, looks like we need a plan of attack.
- Let's put our heads together now.
- Die, troll!
- Rosy!
- Rosy, no!
[shouting]
- [Ollie shouting]
- What the hell?
Ollie, stop.
Die, beast!
Ollie, it's made of wood.
Oh. Okay.
It's made of wood.
Well, since it can't eat us,
maybe let's climb up for a peek,
get our bearings.
Whoa.
[tense music playing]
[Zozo] Well, Ollie? Any memories?
Mm
Nothing.
All right. Well, then, let's see.
Dark River, check.
White Tower, check.
Mark Twain, check.
Ollie, what's this black spot here?
[laughter]
I don't know.
I think I know
how to get us back on track.
Ollie, look.
Oh, wow.
- Does that ring a bell?
- [bell rings]
Uh
I don't think so.
Maybe if we got closer.
So you know where you're going, huh, Zozo?
I got a fair idea.
I don't see that on the map.
- I mean, it's dumb, anyways, but
- Hey!
What do you say that for?
I knew there were trolls, didn't I?
Ain't no troll, just a stupid statue.
- I thought we was friends now, Rosy.
- [chuckles]
You did?
Come on now, Rosy.
Don't go sour. It's tiresome.
And when you're a true friend,
you take the good with the bad.
Ain't that right, Zozo?
I guess that's what
a true friend would do, ain't it?
Y'all are talking in riddles.
Right we are, and wasting time.
Let's get going.
Rosy?
You in?
Zozo?
I don't like it here.
You'll be fine.
You got me and your faithful
warrior queen to protect you.
[animals hooting and screeching]
[animal screeching]
- What was that?
- What did you see?
Me and Billy, walking to school.
I think we're close.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
Now, Ollie,
we can stay out here all night,
chasing something you ain't sure of,
waiting for whatever's
out there in them trees
to get hungry for a midnight snack,
or we can keep moving
in the direction we agreed on.
- [branches snapping, animals chittering]
- [gasps]
Let's keep moving.
[water flowing]
This way. I hear water.
Ah! A sailing vessel to whisk us away
from the creatures of the night
and carry us closer
to the answers we seek.
- Here.
- It looks janky to me.
Are you gonna keep questioning me,
or are you gonna help us
get to where we need to be?
Watch your step.
[Rosy groaning]
[thunder crashing]
[dramatic music playing]
Careful now.
Where are we?
[Zozo] Xanadu.
Shangri-la.
Bali Hai.
A place where memories live forever.
Dragon bones.
And these dragons guard treasure, Ollie.
If we dig deep, brave this dragon,
the treasure shall be ours.
[loud creaking]
I know this ain't exactly
where you wanted to go,
but just bear with me until I can
illuminate the situation here.
Anything here look familiar, Ollie?
I don't think so.
You sure?
Maybe give your star a rub.
How about now?
Whenever I want you ♪
All I have to do ♪
[both] Is dream ♪
Dream, dream, dream ♪
[Daddy] Sometimes, the chemotherapy
is worse than surgery.
[Momma] We can't afford it, Jim.
[Daddy] Well, I ain't gonna just
sit here and quit, right?
[Momma]
Oh, that's what you think I'm doing?
You think I'm
You think I'm quitting, huh?
- [Daddy] No, I didn't
- This isn't a battle to win, Jimmy.
There are no sides.
There is us and it.
And there's a decision that needs
to be made, and it's my decision.
It's something
that's gotta be my decision.
I understand.
If my time is
drawing to a close,
then I'd rather it be on my own terms.
Me and Billy
ain't gonna just sit here and
Watch me die?
I ain't afraid of saying the word.
[sobbing]
I just
I can't leave you and Billy
with bills when I'm gone.
- I can't do that.
- You can.
- I can't do that. No.
- No. You can't leave.
[exhales sharply]
[Momma humming]
Dream, dream, dream ♪
Dream ♪
[Daddy sighs]
[Momma sniffles]
- Oh, Billy.
- Momma
Do you remember
anything more about this place?
- About your bell?
- No. I
I remember Billy and Momma.
She is sick.
It's real bad.
I gotta get back.
Get back?
No, no. No. You're exactly
where you need to be.
It's my turn for answers now.
You brought me here on purpose?
You You said you was gonna
take me back home.
You lied to me!
The moment I heard
that bell ring inside of you,
I suspected that
you was connected to Nina.
I wasn't positive, of course,
but then you sang the song.
And, if you know that song,
if you have that bell,
then you know something about my Nina.
You have your little quest,
but what about mine?
What about my love conquering all?
- I'd help you if I could, but
- You have been here, you idiot!
You just don't remember,
'cause your brain don't work!
I never seen this place before.
Not in my whole life.
- I tried to do this the nice way, Ollie.
- Rosy?
- [Zozo] I really did.
- Rosy?
I'm sorry, bunny.
I'd tell you to run
but it's too late.
- [tense music playing]
- [bell jingling]
- [jingling continues]
- [Ollie shouting]
[Momma]
A place where there is no fear nor pain.
Just love.
Dreamland.
["All I Have to Do Is Dream" playing]
Dream ♪
Dream, dream, dream ♪
Dream ♪
Dream, dream, dream ♪
When I want you in my arms ♪
When I want you and all your charms ♪
Whenever I want you, all I have to do ♪
Is dream ♪
Dream, dream, dream ♪
When I feel blue in the night ♪
And I need you to hold me tight ♪
Whenever I want you
All I have to do ♪
Is dream ♪
I can make you mine
Taste your lips of wine ♪
Anytime night or day ♪
Only trouble is, gee whiz ♪
I'm dreamin' my life away ♪
I need you so that I could die ♪
I love you so ♪