Lupin The 3rd (1977) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
The Man They Call a Magician I hate that song.
That song? That's because you have no ear for music.
Hey! Be careful with that girl, Lupin.
She's given us nothing but trouble Anyway, it's strange how she just showed up from nowhere.
Fujiko Mine? I'm sure she's not telling us everything.
Don't worry about that.
Leave everything about women to me.
Hey, shouldn't making breakfast be the woman's job? What about this? Help me! Oh yeah, I forgot.
He can't stand to even see these things.
Hey Jigen, is the champagne cold? Yeah.
Princess, princess.
- Jigen! - I'm all right.
I didn't invite any guests.
I'm going to take What are you talking about? The woman.
Wait! Give me your name first.
Pycal.
(note: "Pycal" sounds like "bi-ka", which means "a beaker") (note: "Pycal" sounds like "bi-ka", which means "a beaker") Whew! Your name makes me drunk.
(note: "Pycal" sounds like "bi-ka", which means "a beaker") Do you know who I am? Lupin the Third.
Hold it, you drunkard! Watch out! Damn it! Why you He's wearing a bulletproof jacket.
I have no choice, I'm going to do it.
Unbelievable, my combat magnum didn't even slow him down.
See this? This is a Stoner 63 machine gun.
Smug bastard Put the woman down and get the hell out! This is the first time I've seen someone like that.
I'm hungry Isn't there anything in the refrigerator? There is but I don't want it.
- Where are you going? - To find her.
We don't have any clues.
That's what we need to look for some.
It was near Devil's Falls, right? What? Where we picked my lover up last night.
That place.
Your lover? Her? Well, she is a fine woman.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
The film.
It's mine.
It's useless to you.
Say, Pycal Even thought you knew all along that all I wanted was the film you fell in love with me, didn't you? Give it to me.
You can't use force against me.
Isn't that right? I won't escape this time.
So Come here, boy.
You love me, don't you little boy? How's this? If you love me, say it.
I can change your mind.
You trick won't work while you're naked, right? Wonder about that.
You deceitful! No doubt about it, this is the place.
See anything? Her clothes or tire tracks, maybe? No, all I can see is everything burnt down.
No clues here, it seems.
What's wrong? - This smell - What about the smell? It smells the same as when our room burned down Tell me.
Where is it? Lupin's car It's on the dashboard of his car.
Hey.
What's this? She left something behind.
Does this film have some kind of significance? There are three films.
Let's see another one.
It's some kind of code.
Think so? If it's a code I don't understand any of it.
That's right.
You couldn't understand.
Where is Fujiko? Devil's Falls.
Jigen.
I'll get my revenge for yesterday! Eat this! We did it! I-it didn't work Today, my fire will be perfected.
Lupin, this time you will really die.
Do it! If you kill me, this film will burn, too.
Are you fine with that? Yes, it's convenient for me.
Jigen Target acquired.
This bullet would penetrate a 50mm steel sheet.
- Distance: 70 meters ahead.
- Alright! That guy's just not right, damn it.
Nothing I can do about that.
Want to run for it? What?! Me?! Let's run.
Somehow, we managed to escape.
Aah, it's a miracle we survived.
Gaah! What's wro aagh! Lupin.
I'm hungry.
I feel sorry for you, but all we have is that.
That?! No thank you.
Good-bye, silly magician boy.
Hey, Jigen.
Wake up! Um Just a little bit more Hot! Hot! I figured out the trick.
It was actually pretty simple.
I see.
He used a flame thrower.
I realized it right after we came back here.
This smell is distinctively that of liquid fuel.
I see.
But how did he manage to float in the air? Go outside, I'll show you.
Hey, Jigen! Hey, d-don't! S-stop it! I see reinforced glass.
If you didn't know any better, you'd be easily fooled.
Once you figure how it's done the illusion disappears.
Ain't that the truth! - Lupin - We can't beat him.
As I thought Guns or even a bazooka wouldn't work on him.
No getting around it.
First, we need to figure out this last secret.
I have an idea.
It's a waste of effort.
It's not that easy to solve a mystery.
Fujiko, you're all right! Lupin Please stop fighting with him, and give me back the film.
I don't want you to die.
Please listen to me.
Lupin, don't trust her! Fujiko What the?! You really are stupid.
I removed the glass sheet.
I'll be back later, you dummy! Lupin, did you hit your head too hard? That's it I understand That's it Have you decided about the film? You've figured it out, haven't you? If you have, give me the film, please This is his film until this all comes to an end.
I can't give it to you.
You're going to go after him? Yes Lupin Be careful.
Boy, wake up.
I have good news for you.
Lupin is heading over to your place right now.
He probably intends to challenge you to a duel.
I know what you're thinking right now.
You're wondering why Why am I telling you this? It's because Because I love two people at the same time.
Pycal, are you confident that you're going to win? I will win.
There's only room for one on the top of the world.
Nothing less from the magician of the underworld.
Where's the film? It's in my pocket.
Ah! Don't move, then.
I'll dispose of you now.
Lupin.
Good-bye Lupin.
I can't see you anymore goodbye! Be careful, Lupin.
Nothing ever goes right for you when you hook up with a girl like that.
Lupin, you've helped her enough already.
Come on! Give me your hand! Give me your hand! You have no time for dozing off! You'll fall down if you don't hold onto the rope tightly! You moron! Lupin?! Lupin's big magic.
Wait! There'll be time for that after you listen to my story about the film.
We couldn't figure it out because we used only one film at a time.
But, add one more And the last one Great job, Pycal! Do you understand what it is? Yeah.
It's a chemical formula that is needed for manufacturing condensed liquid.
It's a method for creating artificial skin of a sort.
Spread on a surface it makes that surface completely heatproof.
Isn't that right, Pycal? It's too late, Fujiko Mine.
The film is burning.
Lupin Pycal.
I've been using it, too this magnificent liquid.
You shot me from too close a distance, though so it still hurt like hell.
By the way, the liquid has a weak point.
It wears off you before too long.
Pycal, I think that yours has already worn off.
Are you going out, boy? Turn around, Mr.
Top-of-the-World.
It won't work, Pycal.
Do you remember the chemical formula? CO2 um You don't remember anything? Still, you made a copy, didn't you? Please tell me.
Pretty please? No, I didn't.
No! Lupin! Fujiko! Wake up, already! A woman like her Wait for me, my lover! Good grief, time for this nuisance to exit stage left.
I'm hungry.
What's on the menu today? Well, in the next episode You will meet a woman with a beautiful flower image.
Her name is Linda.
She's a witch.
And centering around Linda is the Killer in Killer organization Who has a plan to defeat the world and me.
It promises to be an exciting episode.
Next episode: Farewell, Lovable Magic Women.
Be sure to see it Twine itself around my feet Kick the red waves Machine scream It's like a crazy morning light Walter P-38 In my hand When I hold it Everything will disappear It's a rule Lupin the Third
That song? That's because you have no ear for music.
Hey! Be careful with that girl, Lupin.
She's given us nothing but trouble Anyway, it's strange how she just showed up from nowhere.
Fujiko Mine? I'm sure she's not telling us everything.
Don't worry about that.
Leave everything about women to me.
Hey, shouldn't making breakfast be the woman's job? What about this? Help me! Oh yeah, I forgot.
He can't stand to even see these things.
Hey Jigen, is the champagne cold? Yeah.
Princess, princess.
- Jigen! - I'm all right.
I didn't invite any guests.
I'm going to take What are you talking about? The woman.
Wait! Give me your name first.
Pycal.
(note: "Pycal" sounds like "bi-ka", which means "a beaker") (note: "Pycal" sounds like "bi-ka", which means "a beaker") Whew! Your name makes me drunk.
(note: "Pycal" sounds like "bi-ka", which means "a beaker") Do you know who I am? Lupin the Third.
Hold it, you drunkard! Watch out! Damn it! Why you He's wearing a bulletproof jacket.
I have no choice, I'm going to do it.
Unbelievable, my combat magnum didn't even slow him down.
See this? This is a Stoner 63 machine gun.
Smug bastard Put the woman down and get the hell out! This is the first time I've seen someone like that.
I'm hungry Isn't there anything in the refrigerator? There is but I don't want it.
- Where are you going? - To find her.
We don't have any clues.
That's what we need to look for some.
It was near Devil's Falls, right? What? Where we picked my lover up last night.
That place.
Your lover? Her? Well, she is a fine woman.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
The film.
It's mine.
It's useless to you.
Say, Pycal Even thought you knew all along that all I wanted was the film you fell in love with me, didn't you? Give it to me.
You can't use force against me.
Isn't that right? I won't escape this time.
So Come here, boy.
You love me, don't you little boy? How's this? If you love me, say it.
I can change your mind.
You trick won't work while you're naked, right? Wonder about that.
You deceitful! No doubt about it, this is the place.
See anything? Her clothes or tire tracks, maybe? No, all I can see is everything burnt down.
No clues here, it seems.
What's wrong? - This smell - What about the smell? It smells the same as when our room burned down Tell me.
Where is it? Lupin's car It's on the dashboard of his car.
Hey.
What's this? She left something behind.
Does this film have some kind of significance? There are three films.
Let's see another one.
It's some kind of code.
Think so? If it's a code I don't understand any of it.
That's right.
You couldn't understand.
Where is Fujiko? Devil's Falls.
Jigen.
I'll get my revenge for yesterday! Eat this! We did it! I-it didn't work Today, my fire will be perfected.
Lupin, this time you will really die.
Do it! If you kill me, this film will burn, too.
Are you fine with that? Yes, it's convenient for me.
Jigen Target acquired.
This bullet would penetrate a 50mm steel sheet.
- Distance: 70 meters ahead.
- Alright! That guy's just not right, damn it.
Nothing I can do about that.
Want to run for it? What?! Me?! Let's run.
Somehow, we managed to escape.
Aah, it's a miracle we survived.
Gaah! What's wro aagh! Lupin.
I'm hungry.
I feel sorry for you, but all we have is that.
That?! No thank you.
Good-bye, silly magician boy.
Hey, Jigen.
Wake up! Um Just a little bit more Hot! Hot! I figured out the trick.
It was actually pretty simple.
I see.
He used a flame thrower.
I realized it right after we came back here.
This smell is distinctively that of liquid fuel.
I see.
But how did he manage to float in the air? Go outside, I'll show you.
Hey, Jigen! Hey, d-don't! S-stop it! I see reinforced glass.
If you didn't know any better, you'd be easily fooled.
Once you figure how it's done the illusion disappears.
Ain't that the truth! - Lupin - We can't beat him.
As I thought Guns or even a bazooka wouldn't work on him.
No getting around it.
First, we need to figure out this last secret.
I have an idea.
It's a waste of effort.
It's not that easy to solve a mystery.
Fujiko, you're all right! Lupin Please stop fighting with him, and give me back the film.
I don't want you to die.
Please listen to me.
Lupin, don't trust her! Fujiko What the?! You really are stupid.
I removed the glass sheet.
I'll be back later, you dummy! Lupin, did you hit your head too hard? That's it I understand That's it Have you decided about the film? You've figured it out, haven't you? If you have, give me the film, please This is his film until this all comes to an end.
I can't give it to you.
You're going to go after him? Yes Lupin Be careful.
Boy, wake up.
I have good news for you.
Lupin is heading over to your place right now.
He probably intends to challenge you to a duel.
I know what you're thinking right now.
You're wondering why Why am I telling you this? It's because Because I love two people at the same time.
Pycal, are you confident that you're going to win? I will win.
There's only room for one on the top of the world.
Nothing less from the magician of the underworld.
Where's the film? It's in my pocket.
Ah! Don't move, then.
I'll dispose of you now.
Lupin.
Good-bye Lupin.
I can't see you anymore goodbye! Be careful, Lupin.
Nothing ever goes right for you when you hook up with a girl like that.
Lupin, you've helped her enough already.
Come on! Give me your hand! Give me your hand! You have no time for dozing off! You'll fall down if you don't hold onto the rope tightly! You moron! Lupin?! Lupin's big magic.
Wait! There'll be time for that after you listen to my story about the film.
We couldn't figure it out because we used only one film at a time.
But, add one more And the last one Great job, Pycal! Do you understand what it is? Yeah.
It's a chemical formula that is needed for manufacturing condensed liquid.
It's a method for creating artificial skin of a sort.
Spread on a surface it makes that surface completely heatproof.
Isn't that right, Pycal? It's too late, Fujiko Mine.
The film is burning.
Lupin Pycal.
I've been using it, too this magnificent liquid.
You shot me from too close a distance, though so it still hurt like hell.
By the way, the liquid has a weak point.
It wears off you before too long.
Pycal, I think that yours has already worn off.
Are you going out, boy? Turn around, Mr.
Top-of-the-World.
It won't work, Pycal.
Do you remember the chemical formula? CO2 um You don't remember anything? Still, you made a copy, didn't you? Please tell me.
Pretty please? No, I didn't.
No! Lupin! Fujiko! Wake up, already! A woman like her Wait for me, my lover! Good grief, time for this nuisance to exit stage left.
I'm hungry.
What's on the menu today? Well, in the next episode You will meet a woman with a beautiful flower image.
Her name is Linda.
She's a witch.
And centering around Linda is the Killer in Killer organization Who has a plan to defeat the world and me.
It promises to be an exciting episode.
Next episode: Farewell, Lovable Magic Women.
Be sure to see it Twine itself around my feet Kick the red waves Machine scream It's like a crazy morning light Walter P-38 In my hand When I hold it Everything will disappear It's a rule Lupin the Third